Romance Three Girls of My Life

[Moon Light]

Update 8 & 9

First Girl Silky Sanjana Ke Sath Atharvaa Ki Masti..

Purani Yadon Me Khone Par Pataa Chala Sanjana Kisi Aur Ki Gf Bn Gayi

Dukh Hua Aur Sahana Bhi Padaa..

Yatraa Bhi Jari Hai Present Me

Fir Se Yado Me Khona
Aur Bahane Ke Sath Sanjana Ke Ghar Jane Ki Planning Fail Hoti Dikh Rahi Mom Ke Samne..


Bdiya ekdm
Waiting for Next... ​

 

[harshit1890]

Update - 3

Ye sudden wala I love u to sahi mein shocking hi tha Atharva aur ved ki kahani kahan se ayi ye abhi tak mere liye ek rehasmaye ghatna hai Par han agar wakai mein kuch hai jo khel chal raha hai par hume nahi dikh raha hai to ne wala time bade jhatke hume milne wale hain

Matlab boss ko i love u bolna actually mein fatti mein tang dena hai par as we all know you jab tak aap us fatti mein na tang do tab tak maza kidhar ata hai Mei to is update ke series of events ko padh kar ye soch raha tha ki aap har parah mein kahani ko aage badhate ho. Niv ko pata hai atharva-ved dost hai, past story, present story aur end mein love u matlab sirji aap jada waqt na lete hue bhi itni asani se likh dete ho na ki lagta hai padhta hi jaun. Bahut mushkil se control karke agla update padhne se pehle review dena padta hai Par agar nahi dunga to bhool jaunga ki us update par kya bolna tha isliye bol deta hun

Gyani bhai, kahani meko 8th semester par le gayi hai sahi mein. Aur mere ko abhi bhi wahich lag raha hai ki feeling end tak rehne wali hai.. ju are great

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

Update-8​

“ek ladki ko marna hai jaan se, jo aise sawaal puchhati hai aur kaan ke paas jor se chillati hai... usi ki planning kar raha tha ”

“bada stud ban raha hai,khair chhod.. tu ban nahi payega. aaj sham ko ghar aa, painting dikhati hu tujhe…”

“tere ghar… yani Sunayana mam ki behan ke ghar…. Ye mere se nahi ho payega…”

“tu aaj kal kuch jyada bhav nahi kha raha hai…? Pahle toh jab bulao tab bhaga kar aata tha. Chahe din ho ya raat… ab kya ho gaya. Bahut ghamandi hai tu, aise toh thik dhang se baat bhi nahi karega par jab paise ki jaroorat hogi toh mere pair pakad kar meri tareefo ke pul bandhega , mujhe duniya ki sabse intelligent, khoobsurat ladki batayega aur kya kaha tha last year tune mujhe…. Jab tujhe birthday party deni thi school ke friends ko aur tere paas footi kaudi nahi thi…. Kya bola tha.. hmm... Silllllll”

“Silky Sanjana….. ab khush… yahi sunna chahti thi na” jabarpeli muskurate hue maine kaha…

“Silky Sanjana… I liked that, par… fir jab tune uske agle din mujhse paise maange tab mujhe samajh me aaya ki…”

“chal chhod na…. ab”Sanjana ko shoulder se halka dhakka dete hue maine kaha “paiso se yaad aaya, 200 rupaye ho toh , dena…”

“chal hat…”abki bar Sanjana ne mujhe dhakka diya… “pahle… pahle ke wapas kar…”

Bolte hue Sanjana mere pant ki jeb me hath dalkar paise check karne lagi. Waise apun ke paas the toh 1000 par apun bahut hoshiyar hai... aisi vikat paristhitiyo se bachne ke liye hee paise main hamesha chor-pocket me daal kar rakhta hoon aur yadi samosa khane ke liye maine wo 500 ka note nikaal diya hota toh Sanjana baaki ke paise apni udhaari vasooli karne ke liye mujhse chheen leti.



“aise bade logo ke jeb me direct hath mat daala kar... desh se sambandhit bahut khufiya dastavej hote hai.” ((lund-vand khada rahta hai, fir touch ho jayega toh mujhe galat samjhegi))

“tu mere paise kab dega, Atharva....”

“dena hee hota toh tujhse leta kya…? 100 hee de de… nahi ? chal achchha 50… wo bhi nahi…? Kya gareeb aadmi ho be tumlog… chal achchha samosa khila de… ye bhi nahi… ? doob mar… chhote log”

“haan toh tu hee khila de na… itna bada aadmi hai toh…”

“main khila toh du, par apun ka ek siddhant hai…. Main ladkiyo par paise kharch nahi karta… taaki ladkiya mujh jaise seedhe-sadhe ladke ka fayda na utha paye…”

“haan bahut seedha hai tu... flat earth ki tarah, par asaliyat toh kuch aur hee hai...…”

“itna deep dialogue mat maar abhi se...”

“acha, Ved kaha hai...?”

“hoga idhar aas-paas , ya fir chala gaya hoga… bahut jaldi me tha… tum dono ki toh baat-chit band hai na... ab ekdum chup-chap chal... main kuch soch raha hoon, Ranjan ke bare me...”

“rapid fire khele…”

“kya hai yar tera… thodi der ke liye shant nahi rah sakti… kuch sochne ki koshish kar raha hu main…”

“kamal hai…”mere sar par hath ferkar baalo ko idhar-udhar karke Sanjana boli “kamal hai, bina dimag ke bhi koyi kuch soch sakta hai… pata nahi tha mujhe…”

“baal mat bigad aur hath hata le , nahi toh hath todke hath me de dunga”

“hath tod ke hath me de dega...? wo kaise...?”

“pahle baanye hath ko tod ke dahine hath me dunga, fir dahina hath tod ke baanye hath me...tu , jyada detail me mat jaa aur sochne de mujhe...”

“waise soch kya raha tha…”

“kyun… tere ko batana jaroori hai kya…. Tu meri girlfriend hai kya..?”

“har time… itna bhav kyun khata hai…”

Jispar main abki baar chup raha, kuch nahi bola... taaki Sanjana apne aap chup ho jaaye...

“achchha thik hai…. baat nahi karna hai”bolkar Sanjana chup hui aur iske baad hum dono mushqil se teen-char kadam hee chale honge ki wo fir bol padi…

“rapidfire khele…”

“teri maa ki……….”khisiya kar maine kaha, sochne hee nahi de rahi Ranjan ke baare me.

“tere pure khandan ki……..”

“chal ho gaya… shuru kar….”

“ab aaya na line pe… chal pahla question tere interesting topic se… what’s the Hulk’s and Superman’s base strenghh….?”

“ummm….. their box office collection…jiski movie jitna kamayegi, uska hero utna hee popular hoga... ”

“not bad…. Ok, next question… suppose, I’m having some family issues and I want to do something about it…. How do I check if I’m right…”

“google it….”

“kya bol raha hai…tu”

“jo sun rahi hai…. Tu… next…”

“ok… what should I do when I’m bored and I am 10…”

“stop lying to yourself , you’re not 10”

“tu jaa… tere sath khelna hee nahi hai mujhe….”dhakka dete hue Sanjana boli

“mat khel…. kaun sa mujhe tu gold medal dene wali thi… waise bhi tera ghar aa gaya hai….”

“sale..”

“Sali… par uske liye mujhe teri behan se shadi karni hogi … setting karwa na…”

“ruk batati hu didi ko…”

“fir main bhi teri didi ko bata dunga ki Jafar naam ke ladke se tera chakkar hai…”

“dheere bol…”apne honth me ek ungali rakhkar Sanjana ne mujhe chup rahne ke liye kaha… aur usi samay mere dimag me ek idea click kiya…

“chal 100 rupaye nikal….”

“kisliye….”

“kisliye….. abhi batata hoon... Jaaaaaaffffaaaarrrrr….”main chillaya…

“ye le bhikhari…. Blackmail karta hai, single hee marega…”100 ka note dete hue Sanjana ne mujhe shraap bhi diya aur kabhi-kabhi sochta hoon ki, kahi ye sab uske us shraap ki vazah se toh nahi... anyway.

“single aur main…?yani ki Atharva … ek baat jaan le, single rahna meri majboori nahi, majbooti hai….”sau ka note pakadte hue maine kaha

“chal fir... Kal milte hai…”

“kal fir milegi…? Aaj hee Mar ja na tu…”

“bye-bye....”muskurate hue Sanjana ne mujhe bade pyar se kaha. Main ek pal use dekhta raha aur fir banawati muskan ke sath use bye kahkar waha se apne ghar ki oor chal diya



Silky Sanjana: The First Girl Of My Life.

Sunayana mam ki chhoti behan. Jab Sunayana mam 4 saal pahle humare school me as a teacher join hui toh usi samay Sanjana bhi as a student join hui. Fir ghar aas-paas hone ke karan Sunayana mam ka mere ghar aana- jana jab shuru hua toh Sanjana aur meri bhi mulaqat hui… yaad hai mujhe wo din , jab Sanjana se main pahli baar mila tha… Sunayana mam par toh main pahle se fida tha… fir jab Sanjana ko dekha toh sala heart attack hee aa gaya… Sanjana same to same Sunayana mam ki copy thi… bas mansh sharir me thoda kam tha. Baki Sunayana mam ki tarah Sanjana bhi ekdum chikni thi… I mean silky thi.

Ved jaha Sunayana mam ko chikni bolta tha, wahi main Sanjana ko… par thoda improved version ke sath, taaki Sanjana ko sunne me bhi acha lage aur aap logo ko padhne me bhi . bas Wahi se Sanjana … Silky Sanjana ban gayi… main jhooth nahi bolunga, par maine Sanjana ko patane ki koshish ki thi, par pata nahi kya hua… main use hint deta , par wo hint leti hee nahi thi… maine use bhar-bhar ke hint diye ki main use aur uski lena chahta hu… par usne ek hint bhi nahi liya aur fir ek din khabar mili ki Jafar naam ke launde se wo set ho chuki hai… Jafar 12th commerce ka tha aur gandfad rahis bhi... gandfad handsome bhi… jyada toh nahi par thoda bahut bura bhi laga kuch samay ke liye... kuch samay matlab yahi kuch lagbhag 6-7 mahine.

Pahle jab rumour suna toh yakin hee nahi hua aur jisne ye rumour mujh tak pahuchaya, main uspar bahut hansa bhi, par us waqt maloom nahi tha ki main us par nahi balki khud par hans raha hoon... uska Mazak bhi udaya , Ved ka sexy Saahityakar bhi jagrit hua, us rumour sunane wale ki insult karne ke liye. Aur fir kuch dino ke baad jab ye rumour, reality me tabdil hua toh dil toota halka sa. Halka sa hee, pura toot-ta toh mar nahi jaata ? fir wo pura din maine khud ko ek room me band kar liya, lights band kar di... tv, computer, mobile... sab kuch band kar diya par jab sukoon nahi mila toh pareshan hokar maine aadhi raat ko lights on ki toh aaine me khud ki laal aankhe dekhi.. fir jor se chillaya bhi, par mann hee mann, andar hee andar. Fir Sanjana ko block bhi kiya FB par. Par sirf kuch der ke liye.



Sanjana ka Jafar ke sath ho jaane ke kaaran ekat raat roya bhi, bhagwan se prathnaye bhi ki.. par jab kuch bhi nahi badla toh maine move on karne ka socha... chaubiso ghante main Sanjana ke bare me sochte hue yahi socha karta ki kaise uske bare me nahi sochna hai. matlab mujhe khud nahi pata main kya socha karta tha un dino.

Un dono ko ek sath dekh dil ke sath-sath dimag bhi jalta tha par kar bhi kya sakte hai… Sanjana aur Jafar ke relationship ka most surprising result mera dil tutna ya fir mera dimag chudna nahi tha, balki Ved ka Sanjana ko warning dena ki, Jafar acha ladka nahi hai... yaa toh wo Jafar se apne sambandh tode ya fir us se dosti. Usne Sanjana ko ye warning sirf mere liye di thi aur Sanjana ab bhi Jafar ke sath hai toh ye andaza lagana mushqil nahi hai ki, Sanjana ne us waqt kya chuna tha. Kuch mahino baad main normal ho gaya… waise bhi mere andar move on karne ki jabardast quality hai. Main jitna jiske liye tadapta hu, utna hee us vyakti se move on bhi kar jata hu… par sach kahu toh……



............... lawda, aaj bhi bura lagta hai. move on karne ki jabardast quality hone ke bawzood Dil ke kisi kone me malal aaj bhi hai… reason..? pata nahi, shayad main hee chutiya hu.

Awesome update .
अथर्व की संजना के लिए रोमांटिक फीलिंग.....मन ही मन चाहना फिर संजना का जफर नाम के लड़के के साथ रिलेशनशिप की खबर सुनकर उसका रियेक्ट करना ।

ये बहुत इमोशनल था । उसने संजना को काफी हिंट दिया लेकिन वो या समझ नहीं पाई या समझ कर भी नासमझी का नाटक करती रही ।
लेकिन अथर्व को स्पष्ट बताना चाहिए था कि वो उसे प्यार करता है और उससे शादी करना चाहता है ।
कभी कभी आंखों का देखा हुआ भी गलत हो जाता है तो गलतफहमी की बात ही क्या है !
हो सकता है कि वो सच में उससे प्यार करती हों । अथर्व के साथ उसकी जो ट्यूनिंग है उससे तो लगता नहीं कि वो उसे पसंद नहीं करती हो । उसे संजना को प्रपोज करना चाहिए था ।

मुझे लगता है यहां अथर्व ने परिपक्वता नहीं दिखाई ।

पर एक चीज उसकी बहुत अच्छी लगी कि वो अपने दर्दों को अपने दिल में ही रखकर आगे बढ़ने वाला लड़का है ।

इस अपडेट में जिस तरह से अथर्व के कैरेक्टर को और उसके मनोदशा को आपने दर्शाया है वो सीधे हमारे मन-मस्तिष्क तक पहुंच रहा है ज्ञानी भाई !
इस स्टोरी और अपनी कलम से बहुत ही अच्छे तरह से हमारे दिलों से खेल रहे हैं ।

एक और चमत्कारिक अपडेट ज्ञानी भाई ।

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

Update-9​

Ghar pahuch kar maine apna bag feka aur seedhe mutne bathroom me ghusa. Lagi toh bahut pahle se thi par pahle Riya ke chakkar me daba liya aur fir Sanjana ke kaaran dabana pada . par main bathroom me ghusta uske pahle hee Ved ne mujhe wapas kheechkar kar Interceptor ki Kaman mere hath me de di...

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“Atharva gadi rok…”mere soch me vighn daalte hue Ved ne nujhe aawaz di…

“kyun…”

“thandi lag rahi hai…”

“jacket pahna toh hai…”

“arey toh ek aur pahnunga na…”

“par tu toh jacket laaya hee nahi hai… upar se jo pahna hai… wo bhi mera hai…”

“arey mutash lagi hai… ab rokega…”

“kya hai bc…”gadi rok kar maine kaha…

“ab isme mera kya control….”gadi se utarkar Ved thoda peechhe andhere me gaya aur main mobile me time dekhne laga… 3 baj chuke the….

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“ek toh sala ye naya sim dala hai… wo bhi bina data pack ka… Niv ki photo bhi nahi dekh sakta…. Waise kya soch rahi hogi mere bare me wo…?”

“soch rahi hogi ki…. Lawde ko aane de kal office, Dildo lagakar gand marungi, wo bhi sabke saamne…”

“fir toh thik hua bhag aaye… nahi toh sabke saamne chamkati… tera ho gaya…”

“haan bas…. Aahhhhhh… kya bf hai…”

“bf…”Ved ki taraf flash markar maine dekha… wo ek hath me mobile pakde hue tha aur dusare hath me lund… “abey tu mutth maar raha hai… 3 baje raat… wo bhi beech sadak me…”

“beech sadak me jab ldkiya car ki lights me nanga hokar dance karte hue video upload karti hai toh… use toh bahut maje se dekhte ho aur main kar raha hoon toh aitraaz hai. saale sexist. Ek kaam kar mera bhi video bana aur upload kar, viral ho jayega…”

“ye le botal aur hath dho ke gadi me baithna…”bag se pani ki botal nikalkar Ved ki taraf maine feka...

5 minute baad Ved hath dhokar mobile chalate hue mere paas aaya…

“ab mobile chalayega …? Ki gadi me baithega…”

“arey ye joke sun… abhi abhi aaya hai… jab bhi aatmhatya ka khayal aaye toh blue film dekh lo, upar ka tanaav neeche aa jayega, aapko achcha lagega aur aap marne ki bajay maarne ki sochenge…”

“ ye messege padhke toh tu ek baar aur muthiya liya hoga..”

“tanaav aur mujhe…? Tanaav ki kya jaroorat…”

“bina tanaav ke kaise mutth maarega bhai, dheela-dheela nahi lagega…?”

“ab late nahi ho raha tujhe…. Kya mast bf tha, abhiyech aadha ghante pahle aaya hai site pe”

“chal baith… waise tera net kaise chal raha hai…? recharge toh karaye nahi hum log…”

“apna-apna jugad hai… ye news dekh, is mahila mantra ne audience ke dwara vande matram ka naara lagaye jaane par insult feel karke speech hee nahi di... upar se statement diya hai ki use kya insult karne ke liye bulaya gaya tha... dusare desh ki hoti toh alag baat par ye toh apne desh ki hee hai... ”Ved bola jise maine bullet start karte hue uske mobile me dekha....

“haregi is baar.. fir rashtrapati bhawan me isko randi banayenge...”

“chheee... isko jhatahi ko kaun chodega...”

“apna Movind bidu hai naa... isko deep penetration dega...”

maine Interceptor fir sadak par daudayi aur khud bhi apne ateet me daudne laga….

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“arey yar, net pack toh subah hee khatm ho chuka hai… abhi yaad aa raha hai…”

Raat ko 10 baje khana-vana khakar main apne room me gaya aur jaisich google baba ka darwaja khatkhataya unhone darshan hee nahi diye, tab mujhe yaad aaya ki… School ke baad Ved ke sath FIFA 10 khelne me main itna busy ho gaya tha ki dhyan hee nahi raha…. Ek kaam karta hu, Silky Sanjana ke ghar jata hu…

Main pahle apne kamre ke darwaje se medhak ki tarah mundi nikalkar daye-baye , upar-neeche... aage-peechhe... peechhee..? nahi peechhe nahi. Peechhe toh khud mera room tha... toh maine darwaje se gardan nikal jayja liya ki mere mammi-papa toh nahi hai aur fir ahiste-ahiste dabe paanv khud ko shabashi dete hue sedhiyo se neeche utarne laga…

“kaha ja raha hai chhip kar…”

“satyanash….”turant aankh band karke main fusfusaya aur fir dheere-dheere peechhe palta

“Atharva tu galat logo ki sangat me toh nahi hai na… dekh yadi tune sharab wagerah peena chalu kiya toh… ghar se nikal dungi, kasam se…”

“arey mammi… kyun tension leti ho…. Mujh jaisa sharif ladka pure brahmand me nahi milega aapko… kabhi koyi shikayat aayi hai kya meri...?”bolkar main wapas palta aur ghar ke mukhya darwaje ki oor aage badha...

“par tu jaa kaha raha hai…”

“Sunayana mam ke yaha…”

“par kyunnnnnn…”meri maa chillayi

“arey chilla kahe rahi ho… papa ki night shift hai na, jag jayenge faltu me.”

“par tu ja kyuuunn raha haiiiii”meri maa fir chillayi

“Sanjana se book lena hai, aaj puri raat padhayi karunga, parso test hai na…”

“okkkkk……”

Aur main fir aage badha aur badhta hee gaya

“Atharvaaaaaaa….”main bas darwaja paar karne hee wala tha ki meri maa fir chillayi

“ab kya huaaaa….”khisiyakar main peechhe palta…

“Tu math ka student hai aur Sanjana Arts ki…. Dur-dur tak koyi lena-dena nahi tum dono ka…”

“he he he…… arey haaan, ye toh main bhool gaya tha… hehehe….”

“kya bhool gaya tha…”

“main ye bhool gaya tha ki main toh bhool hee nahi sakta ki main kuch bhool bhi sakta hu… isliye meri is bhool ko aap bhi bhool jao…Mommy”

“kya bol raha hai, Atharva…”

“main ye bol raha hu ki ek painting competition honi wali hai, school me…. uske liye Sanjana ne paintings banayi hai… toh usi me uski help karne ja raha hu…”

“par tujhe toh paintings aati bhi nahi aur naa hee tujhe interest hai paintings wagerah me… tu kya help karega uski…”

“kisne kaha… mujhe bahut interest hai paintings me… actually main 12th ke baad engineering nahi karunga, balki wild life painting sikhunga… 3 idiots waale Farhan ki tarah”

“achchha , toh chal ye bata… dahine taraf deewar me jo painting lagi hai… wo kis artist ki hai…?”

“yeeeeeee...…”us painting ki taraf jaate hue maine kaha “ye painting kab laga di aap logo ne...? yadi ise dhyaan se dekha jaaye toh maloom chalega ki ye painting bilkul nayi hai. hogi kisi naye artist ki...”

“10 saal se wo wahi tangi hai.. chal naam bata”

“ummm...”painting dekh sochne ki acting karte hue main kuch der baad bola “Leonardo Di Caprio...? I mean , Leonardo Di Vinci...?”

वैसे महिला मंत्री वाला जो किस्सा आप कह रहे हैं वो मैं समझ रहा हूं । ये चार दिन पहले की घटना है ।
अब पता तो नहीं कि इस बार क्या होगा मगर बहुत लोग उससे पक चुके हैं ।

लियानार्डो दी विंची.... पिकासो वाले ।
इतने महंगे पेंटिंग्स.... अथर्व के घर में । तब तो वो काफी पैसे वाले हैं ।

बहुत ही फनी अपडेट था ज्ञानी भाई ।
ग्रेट राइटिंग स्किल ।

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

Dono updates bahot acche the gyaani bhau...

इतना छोटा रेभो ?
काहे आकाश भाई साहब ?

 

[Aakash.]

इतना छोटा रेभो ?
काहे आकाश भाई साहब ?

Waqt ki kami hai bhai nahi to aapko pata hai mai review me kanjusi nahi karta...

 

[Yug Purush]

Update-10​

“yeeeeeee...…”us painting ki taraf jaate hue maine kaha “ye painting kab laga di aap logo ne...? yadi ise dhyaan se dekha jaaye toh maloom chalega ki ye painting bilkul nayi hai. hogi kisi naye artist ki...”

“10 saal se wo wahi tangi hai.. chal naam bata”

“ummm...”painting dekh sochne ki acting karte hue main kuch der baad bola “Leonardo Di Caprio...? I mean , Leonardo Di Vinci...?”

“chal andar... chup-chap”

“picasso..? nahi... Raphael...? ye bhi nahi ...? Michelangelo ...? fir kaun banaya... ek minute, ab yad aaya ki kiski painting hai... itni der se toh main ye check kar raha tha ki aapko maloom hai ya nahi... ye Van Gogh ki painting hai... ab kya... aise kyun ghoor rahi, Mommy. Van Gogh bhi nahi hai...? arey yaaaar... fir to ab ek hee shaks aisa bacha hai , jo aisi painting bana sakta hai... Atharva Singh Bhattacharya...”

“chal andar... seedhe… nahi toh…”

“kya hai yeeeee…. Tanashahi...”apne pair patak kar main bola

“andar chal …”

“arey mera net pack khatm ho gaya hai… isliye Sanjana ke paas ja raha hu”aakhirkar mujhe sach batana hee pada

“toh itna natak kyun kar raha tha… itni der se”

“deception ki technique sikh raha tha…”mayoos hokar maine kaha

“aadhe ghante me aa jana, nahi toh….”

“aadha ghanta…?”approval milte hee meri mayoosi, turant khushi me tabdil ho gayi... jise dabate hue maine kaha “ Kya karunga itna der main uske yaha… Moomy. main bas chatt gaya aur patt aaya…”

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Main apne ghar se nikla aur Sanjana ke room ke neeche pahuchkar use call kiya…

“kya hai….?”call receive karte hee bhadakte hue Sanjana boli…

“arey Silky… itni bhadak kyun rahi hai… khidki se neeche dekh...”

Sanjana call cut karke khidki ke paas aayi

“hiiiiii…”use dekhkar hawa me maine apna hath khushi-khushi lahraya

“yeee… tu kya kar raha hai, kyun aaya hai itni raat… Jafar ka call kaatna pada tere chakkar me…”

“jafar…. Thik hai main jaata hu…”

“ab bolega…”

“wo painting , dikhane wali thi tu mujhe… mujhe ghar jakar realize hua ki ek artist ko kabhi demoralise nahi karna chahiye… isliye main tera utsah badhane aaya hu”

“Atharva , kya chahiye tujhe….”

“bataya toh… ki tera utsah badhane aaya hu…”

“tu naa jitna hoshiyar banne ki koshish karta hai, utna hai nahi… ab bol kya chahiye tujhe aur paise main tujhe nahi dene wali… didi ko hisaab dena padta hai…”

“garib log, jab dekho paise ki baat karte rahte hai... itne hee paiso ki jaroorat rahti hai toh apne jija ji se maang liya kar na… tarika main batata hu…”

“tujhe chahiye kyaaaaaa…. Faltu timepass mat kar…”

“tera mobile chahiye… kuch der ke liye…”

“kyun…?”

“mera net khatm ho gaya hai…”

“tujhe mobile de dungi toh main kya karungi, raat bhar. Jafar ka call bhi aane wala hai”

“jala-jala ke raakh kar degi kya dil...”ek baar fir se Jafar ka naam sun maine khud se kaha par Sanjana ka kahna bhi uchit tha ki yadi wo mujhe mobile de degi toh fir wo kya karegi....RAAT BHAR

“ummmmm....”dimag par jor daalte hue maine kaha “ ek kaam kar, tu apna mobile neeche fek, main catch kar lunga aur fir main apna mobile upar fekunga , tu catch kar lena… tere mobile se main net chala lunga, mere mobile se tu Jafar se baat kar lena… perfect business deal. Fir kal exchange kar lenge”

“mobile gir gaya toh…? main nahi fekne wali… last month hee kharida hai…”

“aa gayi aukaat pe….… Main toh tujhe apna best friend maanta tha…”

“ab kaam pada toh main best friend… waise toh thik dhang se baat bhi nahi karta aur tera best friend toh Ved hai na…”

“yahi toh deception hai … sabko yahi lagta hai ki Ved mera best friend hai, par asliyat me tu meri best friend hai…. Actually I’m in love with you, you’re the love of my life, you’re like my other half, I’m head over heels for you, I love you and I’ll... always ….”

“thik hai.. thik hai…”bolte hue Sanjana hasne lagi aur apna mobile neeche fekne ke liye taiyar ho gayi…



“dekh Atharva, bharosa karke fek rahi hu… please catch kar lena…”

“arey tu bindas fek… cricket khelte hue nahi dekhi kya mujhe kabhi…? Kya dive markar catch leta hu… mujhe toh tere upar shaq hai, ki tu mera mobile pakad payegi ya nahi… waise risk nahi hai, is kabaad ko bechkar naya kharidne wala hu… bas quiz competition jeet jaun, fir Mommy pe dabav dalunga, naya mobile kharidne ke liye... ”

Maine apna mobile upar Sanjana ki khidki ki taraf feka , aur mere ummid ke bilkul ulat usne mobile ko aise lapka , jaise maine mobile nahi balki Jafar ko **** feka ho…. Fir aayi meri baari, jiske liye main ready tha, waise bhi mere hote hue Sanjana ko koyi fikra karne ki jaroorat nahi thi…

“Atharva , dhyan se…”

“arey fek na… dar kya rahi hai… mard ban.”



Aur mere aashvashan dilane ke baad Sanjana ne mobile hath se chhod diya… main style me pose dete hue khada hua aur mobile ko ek hath se pakadne ke liye apna dahina hath upar uthaya… aaj Sanjana ko pata chalega ki, kitna cool hoon main…. Jafar toh chutiya hai.

Aur fir..

Fir..
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maine Mobile pakad liya... simple. tum logo ko kya laga ki chhod dunga ? aye, bade.... anyway, Mere dwara mobile pakadte hee Sanjana ne chain ki saans li.

“bola tha naa...”collar upar uthate hue maine raub jhada

“haan.. chal jaa ab...”

“mere ko aisa lag rela hai ki tujhe ab bhi apun ki kabiliyat pe shaq hai... tu kahi ye toh nahi soch rahi ki maine tukke me pakad liya..? le ek aur baar try kar...”kahte hue maine mobile turant Sanjana ki taraf feka....

Sanjana par apna dabdaba banane ke liye maine wapas se mobile feka tha , par main ye bhool gaya tha ki catch karna mujhe achchhe se aata hai... Sanjana ko nahi. Upar se maine bina kisi warning ke josh-josh me mobile Sanjana ki oor upar uchhal diya tha.. Sanjana stambh rah gayi ekdum se... mobile pakadne ke liye usne apna hath aage hee nahi kiya aur jab mobile wapas ghoom kar neeche aane laga toh main usi taraf bhaga aur pahuch bhi gaya. par mobile mere hath me aane ke bajay, mere ungaliyo me takraya . jisse meri ungaliyo me tej dard hua aur maine turant apna hath peechhe kheench liya, jiske baad Sanjana ka mobile road me satt se gira… mujhe yakin nahi hua aur sath me gand bhi fat rahi thi, Sanjana se…. isliye kuch der main waha aise hee catching position me murti ban khada raha… Sanjana bhi kuch nahi bol rahi thi…. Wo shayad shocked thi afterall uska naya mobile jo futa tha….

“ab kya karu….? Sorry bolu…? Pelegi mere ko ye… bhag jata hu yaha se…. par mujhse catch kaise miss ho gaya…? Pata nahi yar, shayad main hee chutiya hu…”

Hum dono kuch der aur aise chup-chap khade rahe fir maine apna hath neeche karke badi masoomiyat ke sath bola…

“mera mobile de de, neeche pade tere mobile se sim nikal ke apne me laga lunga… net chal jayega aise me”

“PURE 12000 BHAREGA TU ISKEEEEE….”chillate hue Sanjana chillayi aur fir.... aur chillayi aur fir... aur...…

“main garib aadmi kaha se launga itna paisa…”Sanjana ke aakhiri saans lete hue mobile phone ki taraf dekh maine apna sar jhuka kar kaha “ waise bhi jaane wale ko kaun rok sakta hai… marna toh ek din sabhi ko hai… fir wo nirjiv ho yaa fir sajeev. Ekmatra mrityu hee param satya hai… marta toh sharir hai, aatma amar hai… mobile toh sirf sharir hai, aatma hai sim… ”

“MAIN NA…. TERIIIIII…..”

“dekh Sanjana , gali nahi…. Aur de de yar mera mobile, atleast mera kaam ban jayega…”

“MOBILE CHAHIYE TUJHEEEE….”

“haan…”

“RUK DETI HOON…. RUKKK… TUUUU…. RUKKKK…. ABHIIII DETIII HUUU TERAAAA MOBILE…”

“pahle caps lock band kar aur haan fek, abki baar pakka catch kar lunga… kabhi-kabhi A.B.Devilliers se bhi catch miss ho jata hai , aisa maan le…. But now, I’m ready… come on Sanjana… come on… you can do it”

Sanjana thodi der ke liye khidki se hati aur fir meri taraf puri taqat se kaskar mera mobile feka jo wo seedhe aakar mere sar me laga… aur foot bhi gaya… sar bhi aur cup bhi… ek minute… cupppp…?

“abbey teriii.... ye nahi chahiye mujhe…”apna sar malte hue maine kaha “ Sanjana tu gusse me mobile ko cup samajh rahi hai… mera matlab cup ko mobile…”

“gusse me nahi, jaan buchkar feki hu…”abki lohe ka scale fekte hue Sanjana cheekhi…

“arey pagal hai kya… ghus jayega…”ek kinare hote hue maine kaha

“mar ja tu kahi jaake…”

“vidhwa ho jayegi khamkha… yadi mar gaya toh…”

“KYAAA BOLLLAAAA.... RUKKK TUUU… BAHUT BOLNE LAGA HAI”itna bolkar Sanjana fir khidki se andar gayi aur iske pahle ki wo kuch aur fek ke maarti, maine road se Sanjana ka mobile aur scale utha kar waha se turant bhaga….

Bahut fit hu main, kayi saal pahle 3rd standard me 100 meter ki race me first aaya tha aur Ved...? wo 5th aaya tha.

 

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Update-8​

“ek ladki ko marna hai jaan se, jo aise sawaal puchhati hai aur kaan ke paas jor se chillati hai... usi ki planning kar raha tha ”

“bada stud ban raha hai,khair chhod.. tu ban nahi payega. aaj sham ko ghar aa, painting dikhati hu tujhe…”

“tere ghar… yani Sunayana mam ki behan ke ghar…. Ye mere se nahi ho payega…”

“tu aaj kal kuch jyada bhav nahi kha raha hai…? Pahle toh jab bulao tab bhaga kar aata tha. Chahe din ho ya raat… ab kya ho gaya. Bahut ghamandi hai tu, aise toh thik dhang se baat bhi nahi karega par jab paise ki jaroorat hogi toh mere pair pakad kar meri tareefo ke pul bandhega , mujhe duniya ki sabse intelligent, khoobsurat ladki batayega aur kya kaha tha last year tune mujhe…. Jab tujhe birthday party deni thi school ke friends ko aur tere paas footi kaudi nahi thi…. Kya bola tha.. hmm... Silllllll”

“Silky Sanjana….. ab khush… yahi sunna chahti thi na” jabarpeli muskurate hue maine kaha…

“Silky Sanjana… I liked that, par… fir jab tune uske agle din mujhse paise maange tab mujhe samajh me aaya ki…”

“chal chhod na…. ab”Sanjana ko shoulder se halka dhakka dete hue maine kaha “paiso se yaad aaya, 200 rupaye ho toh , dena…”

“chal hat…”abki bar Sanjana ne mujhe dhakka diya… “pahle… pahle ke wapas kar…”

Bolte hue Sanjana mere pant ki jeb me hath dalkar paise check karne lagi. Waise apun ke paas the toh 1000 par apun bahut hoshiyar hai... aisi vikat paristhitiyo se bachne ke liye hee paise main hamesha chor-pocket me daal kar rakhta hoon aur yadi samosa khane ke liye maine wo 500 ka note nikaal diya hota toh Sanjana baaki ke paise apni udhaari vasooli karne ke liye mujhse chheen leti.



“aise bade logo ke jeb me direct hath mat daala kar... desh se sambandhit bahut khufiya dastavej hote hai.” ((lund-vand khada rahta hai, fir touch ho jayega toh mujhe galat samjhegi))

“tu mere paise kab dega, Atharva....”

“dena hee hota toh tujhse leta kya…? 100 hee de de… nahi ? chal achchha 50… wo bhi nahi…? Kya gareeb aadmi ho be tumlog… chal achchha samosa khila de… ye bhi nahi… ? doob mar… chhote log”

“haan toh tu hee khila de na… itna bada aadmi hai toh…”

“main khila toh du, par apun ka ek siddhant hai…. Main ladkiyo par paise kharch nahi karta… taaki ladkiya mujh jaise seedhe-sadhe ladke ka fayda na utha paye…”

“haan bahut seedha hai tu... flat earth ki tarah, par asaliyat toh kuch aur hee hai...…”

“itna deep dialogue mat maar abhi se...”

“acha, Ved kaha hai...?”

“hoga idhar aas-paas , ya fir chala gaya hoga… bahut jaldi me tha… tum dono ki toh baat-chit band hai na... ab ekdum chup-chap chal... main kuch soch raha hoon, Ranjan ke bare me...”

“rapid fire khele…”

“kya hai yar tera… thodi der ke liye shant nahi rah sakti… kuch sochne ki koshish kar raha hu main…”

“kamal hai…”mere sar par hath ferkar baalo ko idhar-udhar karke Sanjana boli “kamal hai, bina dimag ke bhi koyi kuch soch sakta hai… pata nahi tha mujhe…”

“baal mat bigad aur hath hata le , nahi toh hath todke hath me de dunga”

“hath tod ke hath me de dega...? wo kaise...?”

“pahle baanye hath ko tod ke dahine hath me dunga, fir dahina hath tod ke baanye hath me...tu , jyada detail me mat jaa aur sochne de mujhe...”

“waise soch kya raha tha…”

“kyun… tere ko batana jaroori hai kya…. Tu meri girlfriend hai kya..?”

“har time… itna bhav kyun khata hai…”

Jispar main abki baar chup raha, kuch nahi bola... taaki Sanjana apne aap chup ho jaaye...

“achchha thik hai…. baat nahi karna hai”bolkar Sanjana chup hui aur iske baad hum dono mushqil se teen-char kadam hee chale honge ki wo fir bol padi…

“rapidfire khele…”

“teri maa ki……….”khisiya kar maine kaha, sochne hee nahi de rahi Ranjan ke baare me.

“tere pure khandan ki……..”

“chal ho gaya… shuru kar….”

“ab aaya na line pe… chal pahla question tere interesting topic se… what’s the Hulk’s and Superman’s base strenghh….?”

“ummm….. their box office collection…jiski movie jitna kamayegi, uska hero utna hee popular hoga... ”

“not bad…. Ok, next question… suppose, I’m having some family issues and I want to do something about it…. How do I check if I’m right…”

“google it….”

“kya bol raha hai…tu”

“jo sun rahi hai…. Tu… next…”

“ok… what should I do when I’m bored and I am 10…”

“stop lying to yourself , you’re not 10”

“tu jaa… tere sath khelna hee nahi hai mujhe….”dhakka dete hue Sanjana boli

“mat khel…. kaun sa mujhe tu gold medal dene wali thi… waise bhi tera ghar aa gaya hai….”

“sale..”

“Sali… par uske liye mujhe teri behan se shadi karni hogi … setting karwa na…”

“ruk batati hu didi ko…”

“fir main bhi teri didi ko bata dunga ki Jafar naam ke ladke se tera chakkar hai…”

“dheere bol…”apne honth me ek ungali rakhkar Sanjana ne mujhe chup rahne ke liye kaha… aur usi samay mere dimag me ek idea click kiya…

“chal 100 rupaye nikal….”

“kisliye….”

“kisliye….. abhi batata hoon... Jaaaaaaffffaaaarrrrr….”main chillaya…

“ye le bhikhari…. Blackmail karta hai, single hee marega…”100 ka note dete hue Sanjana ne mujhe shraap bhi diya aur kabhi-kabhi sochta hoon ki, kahi ye sab uske us shraap ki vazah se toh nahi... anyway.

“single aur main…?yani ki Atharva … ek baat jaan le, single rahna meri majboori nahi, majbooti hai….”sau ka note pakadte hue maine kaha

“chal fir... Kal milte hai…”

“kal fir milegi…? Aaj hee Mar ja na tu…”

“bye-bye....”muskurate hue Sanjana ne mujhe bade pyar se kaha. Main ek pal use dekhta raha aur fir banawati muskan ke sath use bye kahkar waha se apne ghar ki oor chal diya



Silky Sanjana: The First Girl Of My Life.

Sunayana mam ki chhoti behan. Jab Sunayana mam 4 saal pahle humare school me as a teacher join hui toh usi samay Sanjana bhi as a student join hui. Fir ghar aas-paas hone ke karan Sunayana mam ka mere ghar aana- jana jab shuru hua toh Sanjana aur meri bhi mulaqat hui… yaad hai mujhe wo din , jab Sanjana se main pahli baar mila tha… Sunayana mam par toh main pahle se fida tha… fir jab Sanjana ko dekha toh sala heart attack hee aa gaya… Sanjana same to same Sunayana mam ki copy thi… bas mansh sharir me thoda kam tha. Baki Sunayana mam ki tarah Sanjana bhi ekdum chikni thi… I mean silky thi.

Ved jaha Sunayana mam ko chikni bolta tha, wahi main Sanjana ko… par thoda improved version ke sath, taaki Sanjana ko sunne me bhi acha lage aur aap logo ko padhne me bhi . bas Wahi se Sanjana … Silky Sanjana ban gayi… main jhooth nahi bolunga, par maine Sanjana ko patane ki koshish ki thi, par pata nahi kya hua… main use hint deta , par wo hint leti hee nahi thi… maine use bhar-bhar ke hint diye ki main use aur uski lena chahta hu… par usne ek hint bhi nahi liya aur fir ek din khabar mili ki Jafar naam ke launde se wo set ho chuki hai… Jafar 12th commerce ka tha aur gandfad rahis bhi... gandfad handsome bhi… jyada toh nahi par thoda bahut bura bhi laga kuch samay ke liye... kuch samay matlab yahi kuch lagbhag 6-7 mahine.

Pahle jab rumour suna toh yakin hee nahi hua aur jisne ye rumour mujh tak pahuchaya, main uspar bahut hansa bhi, par us waqt maloom nahi tha ki main us par nahi balki khud par hans raha hoon... uska Mazak bhi udaya , Ved ka sexy Saahityakar bhi jagrit hua, us rumour sunane wale ki insult karne ke liye. Aur fir kuch dino ke baad jab ye rumour, reality me tabdil hua toh dil toota halka sa. Halka sa hee, pura toot-ta toh mar nahi jaata ? fir wo pura din maine khud ko ek room me band kar liya, lights band kar di... tv, computer, mobile... sab kuch band kar diya par jab sukoon nahi mila toh pareshan hokar maine aadhi raat ko lights on ki toh aaine me khud ki laal aankhe dekhi.. fir jor se chillaya bhi, par mann hee mann, andar hee andar. Fir Sanjana ko block bhi kiya FB par. Par sirf kuch der ke liye.



Sanjana ka Jafar ke sath ho jaane ke kaaran ekat raat roya bhi, bhagwan se prathnaye bhi ki.. par jab kuch bhi nahi badla toh maine move on karne ka socha... chaubiso ghante main Sanjana ke bare me sochte hue yahi socha karta ki kaise uske bare me nahi sochna hai. matlab mujhe khud nahi pata main kya socha karta tha un dino.

Un dono ko ek sath dekh dil ke sath-sath dimag bhi jalta tha par kar bhi kya sakte hai… Sanjana aur Jafar ke relationship ka most surprising result mera dil tutna ya fir mera dimag chudna nahi tha, balki Ved ka Sanjana ko warning dena ki, Jafar acha ladka nahi hai... yaa toh wo Jafar se apne sambandh tode ya fir us se dosti. Usne Sanjana ko ye warning sirf mere liye di thi aur Sanjana ab bhi Jafar ke sath hai toh ye andaza lagana mushqil nahi hai ki, Sanjana ne us waqt kya chuna tha. Kuch mahino baad main normal ho gaya… waise bhi mere andar move on karne ki jabardast quality hai. Main jitna jiske liye tadapta hu, utna hee us vyakti se move on bhi kar jata hu… par sach kahu toh……



............... lawda, aaj bhi bura lagta hai. move on karne ki jabardast quality hone ke bawzood Dil ke kisi kone me malal aaj bhi hai… reason..? pata nahi, shayad main hee chutiya hu.

kya baat hai bhai....ekdum mast update hai...silki sanjana ne already kaat hi diya hai ab dekhte hai aage kaise jaleel hota hai hero.

 

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Update-9​

Ghar pahuch kar maine apna bag feka aur seedhe mutne bathroom me ghusa. Lagi toh bahut pahle se thi par pahle Riya ke chakkar me daba liya aur fir Sanjana ke kaaran dabana pada . par main bathroom me ghusta uske pahle hee Ved ne mujhe wapas kheechkar kar Interceptor ki Kaman mere hath me de di...

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“Atharva gadi rok…”mere soch me vighn daalte hue Ved ne nujhe aawaz di…

“kyun…”

“thandi lag rahi hai…”

“jacket pahna toh hai…”

“arey toh ek aur pahnunga na…”

“par tu toh jacket laaya hee nahi hai… upar se jo pahna hai… wo bhi mera hai…”

“arey mutash lagi hai… ab rokega…”

“kya hai bc…”gadi rok kar maine kaha…

“ab isme mera kya control….”gadi se utarkar Ved thoda peechhe andhere me gaya aur main mobile me time dekhne laga… 3 baj chuke the….

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“ek toh sala ye naya sim dala hai… wo bhi bina data pack ka… Niv ki photo bhi nahi dekh sakta…. Waise kya soch rahi hogi mere bare me wo…?”

“soch rahi hogi ki…. Lawde ko aane de kal office, Dildo lagakar gand marungi, wo bhi sabke saamne…”

“fir toh thik hua bhag aaye… nahi toh sabke saamne chamkati… tera ho gaya…”

“haan bas…. Aahhhhhh… kya bf hai…”

“bf…”Ved ki taraf flash markar maine dekha… wo ek hath me mobile pakde hue tha aur dusare hath me lund… “abey tu mutth maar raha hai… 3 baje raat… wo bhi beech sadak me…”

“beech sadak me jab ldkiya car ki lights me nanga hokar dance karte hue video upload karti hai toh… use toh bahut maje se dekhte ho aur main kar raha hoon toh aitraaz hai. saale sexist. Ek kaam kar mera bhi video bana aur upload kar, viral ho jayega…”

“ye le botal aur hath dho ke gadi me baithna…”bag se pani ki botal nikalkar Ved ki taraf maine feka...

5 minute baad Ved hath dhokar mobile chalate hue mere paas aaya…

“ab mobile chalayega …? Ki gadi me baithega…”

“arey ye joke sun… abhi abhi aaya hai… jab bhi aatmhatya ka khayal aaye toh blue film dekh lo, upar ka tanaav neeche aa jayega, aapko achcha lagega aur aap marne ki bajay maarne ki sochenge…”

“ ye messege padhke toh tu ek baar aur muthiya liya hoga..”

“tanaav aur mujhe…? Tanaav ki kya jaroorat…”

“bina tanaav ke kaise mutth maarega bhai, dheela-dheela nahi lagega…?”

“ab late nahi ho raha tujhe…. Kya mast bf tha, abhiyech aadha ghante pahle aaya hai site pe”

“chal baith… waise tera net kaise chal raha hai…? recharge toh karaye nahi hum log…”

“apna-apna jugad hai… ye news dekh, is mahila mantra ne audience ke dwara vande matram ka naara lagaye jaane par insult feel karke speech hee nahi di... upar se statement diya hai ki use kya insult karne ke liye bulaya gaya tha... dusare desh ki hoti toh alag baat par ye toh apne desh ki hee hai... ”Ved bola jise maine bullet start karte hue uske mobile me dekha....

“haregi is baar.. fir rashtrapati bhawan me isko randi banayenge...”

“chheee... isko jhatahi ko kaun chodega...”

“apna Movind bidu hai naa... isko deep penetration dega...”

maine Interceptor fir sadak par daudayi aur khud bhi apne ateet me daudne laga….

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“arey yar, net pack toh subah hee khatm ho chuka hai… abhi yaad aa raha hai…”

Raat ko 10 baje khana-vana khakar main apne room me gaya aur jaisich google baba ka darwaja khatkhataya unhone darshan hee nahi diye, tab mujhe yaad aaya ki… School ke baad Ved ke sath FIFA 10 khelne me main itna busy ho gaya tha ki dhyan hee nahi raha…. Ek kaam karta hu, Silky Sanjana ke ghar jata hu…

Main pahle apne kamre ke darwaje se medhak ki tarah mundi nikalkar daye-baye , upar-neeche... aage-peechhe... peechhee..? nahi peechhe nahi. Peechhe toh khud mera room tha... toh maine darwaje se gardan nikal jayja liya ki mere mammi-papa toh nahi hai aur fir ahiste-ahiste dabe paanv khud ko shabashi dete hue sedhiyo se neeche utarne laga…

“kaha ja raha hai chhip kar…”

“satyanash….”turant aankh band karke main fusfusaya aur fir dheere-dheere peechhe palta

“Atharva tu galat logo ki sangat me toh nahi hai na… dekh yadi tune sharab wagerah peena chalu kiya toh… ghar se nikal dungi, kasam se…”

“arey mammi… kyun tension leti ho…. Mujh jaisa sharif ladka pure brahmand me nahi milega aapko… kabhi koyi shikayat aayi hai kya meri...?”bolkar main wapas palta aur ghar ke mukhya darwaje ki oor aage badha...

“par tu jaa kaha raha hai…”

“Sunayana mam ke yaha…”

“par kyunnnnnn…”meri maa chillayi

“arey chilla kahe rahi ho… papa ki night shift hai na, jag jayenge faltu me.”

“par tu ja kyuuunn raha haiiiii”meri maa fir chillayi

“Sanjana se book lena hai, aaj puri raat padhayi karunga, parso test hai na…”

“okkkkk……”

Aur main fir aage badha aur badhta hee gaya

“Atharvaaaaaaa….”main bas darwaja paar karne hee wala tha ki meri maa fir chillayi

“ab kya huaaaa….”khisiyakar main peechhe palta…

“Tu math ka student hai aur Sanjana Arts ki…. Dur-dur tak koyi lena-dena nahi tum dono ka…”

“he he he…… arey haaan, ye toh main bhool gaya tha… hehehe….”

“kya bhool gaya tha…”

“main ye bhool gaya tha ki main toh bhool hee nahi sakta ki main kuch bhool bhi sakta hu… isliye meri is bhool ko aap bhi bhool jao…Mommy”

“kya bol raha hai, Atharva…”

“main ye bol raha hu ki ek painting competition honi wali hai, school me…. uske liye Sanjana ne paintings banayi hai… toh usi me uski help karne ja raha hu…”

“par tujhe toh paintings aati bhi nahi aur naa hee tujhe interest hai paintings wagerah me… tu kya help karega uski…”

“kisne kaha… mujhe bahut interest hai paintings me… actually main 12th ke baad engineering nahi karunga, balki wild life painting sikhunga… 3 idiots waale Farhan ki tarah”

“achchha , toh chal ye bata… dahine taraf deewar me jo painting lagi hai… wo kis artist ki hai…?”

“yeeeeeee...…”us painting ki taraf jaate hue maine kaha “ye painting kab laga di aap logo ne...? yadi ise dhyaan se dekha jaaye toh maloom chalega ki ye painting bilkul nayi hai. hogi kisi naye artist ki...”

“10 saal se wo wahi tangi hai.. chal naam bata”

“ummm...”painting dekh sochne ki acting karte hue main kuch der baad bola “Leonardo Di Caprio...? I mean , Leonardo Di Vinci...?”

another great update....maa bete ki conversation sach mein funny lagi. and last line...

 

[sandy4441]

Update-10​

“chal andar... chup-chap”

“picasso..? nahi... Raphael...? ye bhi nahi ...? Michelangelo ...? fir kaun banaya... ek minute, ab yad aaya ki kiski painting hai... itni der se toh main ye check kar raha tha ki aapko maloom hai ya nahi... ye Van Gogh ki painting hai... ab kya... aise kyun ghoor rahi, Mommy. Van Gogh bhi nahi hai...? arey yaaaar... fir to ab ek hee shaks aisa bacha hai , jo aisi painting bana sakta hai... Atharva Singh Bhattacharya...”

“chal andar... seedhe… nahi toh…”

“kya hai yeeeee…. Tanashahi...”apne pair patak kar main bola

“andar chal …”

“arey mera net pack khatm ho gaya hai… isliye Sanjana ke paas ja raha hu”aakhirkar mujhe sach batana hee pada

“toh itna natak kyun kar raha tha… itni der se”

“deception ki technique sikh raha tha…”mayoos hokar maine kaha

“aadhe ghante me aa jana, nahi toh….”

“aadha ghanta…?”approval milte hee meri mayoosi, turant khushi me tabdil ho gayi... jise dabate hue maine kaha “ Kya karunga itna der main uske yaha… Moomy. main bas chatt gaya aur patt aaya…”

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Main apne ghar se nikla aur Sanjana ke room ke neeche pahuchkar use call kiya…

“kya hai….?”call receive karte hee bhadakte hue Sanjana boli…

“arey Silky… itni bhadak kyun rahi hai… khidki se neeche dekh...”

Sanjana call cut karke khidki ke paas aayi

“hiiiiii…”use dekhkar hawa me maine apna hath khushi-khushi lahraya

“yeee… tu kya kar raha hai, kyun aaya hai itni raat… Jafar ka call kaatna pada tere chakkar me…”

“jafar…. Thik hai main jaata hu…”

“ab bolega…”

“wo painting , dikhane wali thi tu mujhe… mujhe ghar jakar realize hua ki ek artist ko kabhi demoralise nahi karna chahiye… isliye main tera utsah badhane aaya hu”

“Atharva , kya chahiye tujhe….”

“bataya toh… ki tera utsah badhane aaya hu…”

“tu naa jitna hoshiyar banne ki koshish karta hai, utna hai nahi… ab bol kya chahiye tujhe aur paise main tujhe nahi dene wali… didi ko hisaab dena padta hai…”

“garib log, jab dekho paise ki baat karte rahte hai... itne hee paiso ki jaroorat rahti hai toh apne jija ji se maang liya kar na… tarika main batata hu…”

“tujhe chahiye kyaaaaaa…. Faltu timepass mat kar…”

“tera mobile chahiye… kuch der ke liye…”

“kyun…?”

“mera net khatm ho gaya hai…”

“tujhe mobile de dungi toh main kya karungi, raat bhar. Jafar ka call bhi aane wala hai”

“jala-jala ke raakh kar degi kya dil...”ek baar fir se Jafar ka naam sun maine khud se kaha par Sanjana ka kahna bhi uchit tha ki yadi wo mujhe mobile de degi toh fir wo kya karegi....RAAT BHAR

“ummmmm....”dimag par jor daalte hue maine kaha “ ek kaam kar, tu apna mobile neeche fek, main catch kar lunga aur fir main apna mobile upar fekunga , tu catch kar lena… tere mobile se main net chala lunga, mere mobile se tu Jafar se baat kar lena… perfect business deal. Fir kal exchange kar lenge”

“mobile gir gaya toh…? main nahi fekne wali… last month hee kharida hai…”

“aa gayi aukaat pe….… Main toh tujhe apna best friend maanta tha…”

“ab kaam pada toh main best friend… waise toh thik dhang se baat bhi nahi karta aur tera best friend toh Ved hai na…”

“yahi toh deception hai … sabko yahi lagta hai ki Ved mera best friend hai, par asliyat me tu meri best friend hai…. Actually I’m in love with you, you’re the love of my life, you’re like my other half, I’m head over heels for you, I love you and I’ll... always ….”

“thik hai.. thik hai…”bolte hue Sanjana hasne lagi aur apna mobile neeche fekne ke liye taiyar ho gayi…



“dekh Atharva, bharosa karke fek rahi hu… please catch kar lena…”

“arey tu bindas fek… cricket khelte hue nahi dekhi kya mujhe kabhi…? Kya dive markar catch leta hu… mujhe toh tere upar shaq hai, ki tu mera mobile pakad payegi ya nahi… waise risk nahi hai, is kabaad ko bechkar naya kharidne wala hu… bas quiz competition jeet jaun, fir Mommy pe dabav dalunga, naya mobile kharidne ke liye... ”

Maine apna mobile upar Sanjana ki khidki ki taraf feka , aur mere ummid ke bilkul ulat usne mobile ko aise lapka , jaise maine mobile nahi balki Jafar ko **** feka ho…. Fir aayi meri baari, jiske liye main ready tha, waise bhi mere hote hue Sanjana ko koyi fikra karne ki jaroorat nahi thi…

“Atharva , dhyan se…”

“arey fek na… dar kya rahi hai… mard ban.”



Aur mere aashvashan dilane ke baad Sanjana ne mobile hath se chhod diya… main style me pose dete hue khada hua aur mobile ko ek hath se pakadne ke liye apna dahina hath upar uthaya… aaj Sanjana ko pata chalega ki, kitna cool hoon main…. Jafar toh chutiya hai.

Aur fir..

Fir..
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maine Mobile pakad liya... simple. tum logo ko kya laga ki chhod dunga ? aye, bade.... anyway, Mere dwara mobile pakadte hee Sanjana ne chain ki saans li.

“bola tha naa...”collar upar uthate hue maine raub jhada

“haan.. chal jaa ab...”

“mere ko aisa lag rela hai ki tujhe ab bhi apun ki kabiliyat pe shaq hai... tu kahi ye toh nahi soch rahi ki maine tukke me pakad liya..? le ek aur baar try kar...”kahte hue maine mobile turant Sanjana ki taraf feka....

Sanjana par apna dabdaba banane ke liye maine wapas se mobile feka tha , par main ye bhool gaya tha ki catch karna mujhe achchhe se aata hai... Sanjana ko nahi. Upar se maine bina kisi warning ke josh-josh me mobile Sanjana ki oor upar uchhal diya tha.. Sanjana stambh rah gayi ekdum se... mobile pakadne ke liye usne apna hath aage hee nahi kiya aur jab mobile wapas ghoom kar neeche aane laga toh main usi taraf bhaga aur pahuch bhi gaya. par mobile mere hath me aane ke bajay, mere ungaliyo me takraya . jisse meri ungaliyo me tej dard hua aur maine turant apna hath peechhe kheench liya, jiske baad Sanjana ka mobile road me satt se gira… mujhe yakin nahi hua aur sath me gand bhi fat rahi thi, Sanjana se…. isliye kuch der main waha aise hee catching position me murti ban khada raha… Sanjana bhi kuch nahi bol rahi thi…. Wo shayad shocked thi afterall uska naya mobile jo futa tha….

“ab kya karu….? Sorry bolu…? Pelegi mere ko ye… bhag jata hu yaha se…. par mujhse catch kaise miss ho gaya…? Pata nahi yar, shayad main hee chutiya hu…”

Hum dono kuch der aur aise chup-chap khade rahe fir maine apna hath neeche karke badi masoomiyat ke sath bola…

“mera mobile de de, neeche pade tere mobile se sim nikal ke apne me laga lunga… net chal jayega aise me”

“PURE 12000 BHAREGA TU ISKEEEEE….”chillate hue Sanjana chillayi aur fir.... aur chillayi aur fir... aur...…

“main garib aadmi kaha se launga itna paisa…”Sanjana ke aakhiri saans lete hue mobile phone ki taraf dekh maine apna sar jhuka kar kaha “ waise bhi jaane wale ko kaun rok sakta hai… marna toh ek din sabhi ko hai… fir wo nirjiv ho yaa fir sajeev. Ekmatra mrityu hee param satya hai… marta toh sharir hai, aatma amar hai… mobile toh sirf sharir hai, aatma hai sim… ”

“MAIN NA…. TERIIIIII…..”

“dekh Sanjana , gali nahi…. Aur de de yar mera mobile, atleast mera kaam ban jayega…”

“MOBILE CHAHIYE TUJHEEEE….”

“haan…”

“RUK DETI HOON…. RUKKK… TUUUU…. RUKKKK…. ABHIIII DETIII HUUU TERAAAA MOBILE…”

“pahle caps lock band kar aur haan fek, abki baar pakka catch kar lunga… kabhi-kabhi A.B.Devilliers se bhi catch miss ho jata hai , aisa maan le…. But now, I’m ready… come on Sanjana… come on… you can do it”

Sanjana thodi der ke liye khidki se hati aur fir meri taraf puri taqat se kaskar mera mobile feka jo wo seedhe aakar mere sar me laga… aur foot bhi gaya… sar bhi aur cup bhi… ek minute… cupppp…?

“abbey teriii.... ye nahi chahiye mujhe…”apna sar malte hue maine kaha “ Sanjana tu gusse me mobile ko cup samajh rahi hai… mera matlab cup ko mobile…”

“gusse me nahi, jaan buchkar feki hu…”abki lohe ka scale fekte hue Sanjana cheekhi…

“arey pagal hai kya… ghus jayega…”ek kinare hote hue maine kaha

“mar ja tu kahi jaake…”

“vidhwa ho jayegi khamkha… yadi mar gaya toh…”

“KYAAA BOLLLAAAA.... RUKKK TUUU… BAHUT BOLNE LAGA HAI”itna bolkar Sanjana fir khidki se andar gayi aur iske pahle ki wo kuch aur fek ke maarti, maine road se Sanjana ka mobile aur scale utha kar waha se turant bhaga….

Bahut fit hu main, kayi saal pahle 3rd standard me 100 meter ki race me first aaya tha aur Ved...? wo 5th aaya tha.

very good bhai....apne hero ko to lene mein nahi samne se dene mein maja aa raha hai. aafat ko khud hi invite kiya hai.