Update-10
“chal andar... chup-chap”
“picasso..? nahi... Raphael...? ye bhi nahi ...? Michelangelo ...? fir kaun banaya... ek minute, ab yad aaya ki kiski painting hai... itni der se toh main ye check kar raha tha ki aapko maloom hai ya nahi... ye Van Gogh ki painting hai... ab kya... aise kyun ghoor rahi, Mommy. Van Gogh bhi nahi hai...? arey yaaaar... fir to ab ek hee shaks aisa bacha hai , jo aisi painting bana sakta hai... Atharva Singh Bhattacharya...”
“chal andar... seedhe… nahi toh…”
“kya hai yeeeee…. Tanashahi...”apne pair patak kar main bola
“andar chal …”
“arey mera net pack khatm ho gaya hai… isliye Sanjana ke paas ja raha hu”aakhirkar mujhe sach batana hee pada
“toh itna natak kyun kar raha tha… itni der se”
“deception ki technique sikh raha tha…”mayoos hokar maine kaha
“aadhe ghante me aa jana, nahi toh….”
“aadha ghanta…?”approval milte hee meri mayoosi, turant khushi me tabdil ho gayi... jise dabate hue maine kaha “ Kya karunga itna der main uske yaha… Moomy. main bas chatt gaya aur patt aaya…”
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Main apne ghar se nikla aur Sanjana ke room ke neeche pahuchkar use call kiya…
“kya hai….?”call receive karte hee bhadakte hue Sanjana boli…
“arey Silky… itni bhadak kyun rahi hai… khidki se neeche dekh...”
Sanjana call cut karke khidki ke paas aayi
“hiiiiii…”use dekhkar hawa me maine apna hath khushi-khushi lahraya
“yeee… tu kya kar raha hai, kyun aaya hai itni raat… Jafar ka call kaatna pada tere chakkar me…”
“jafar…. Thik hai main jaata hu…”
“ab bolega…”
“wo painting , dikhane wali thi tu mujhe… mujhe ghar jakar realize hua ki ek artist ko kabhi demoralise nahi karna chahiye… isliye main tera utsah badhane aaya hu”
“Atharva , kya chahiye tujhe….”
“bataya toh… ki tera utsah badhane aaya hu…”
“tu naa jitna hoshiyar banne ki koshish karta hai, utna hai nahi… ab bol kya chahiye tujhe aur paise main tujhe nahi dene wali… didi ko hisaab dena padta hai…”
“garib log, jab dekho paise ki baat karte rahte hai... itne hee paiso ki jaroorat rahti hai toh apne jija ji se maang liya kar na… tarika main batata hu…”
“tujhe chahiye kyaaaaaa…. Faltu timepass mat kar…”
“tera mobile chahiye… kuch der ke liye…”
“kyun…?”
“mera net khatm ho gaya hai…”
“tujhe mobile de dungi toh main kya karungi, raat bhar. Jafar ka call bhi aane wala hai”
“jala-jala ke raakh kar degi kya dil...”ek baar fir se Jafar ka naam sun maine khud se kaha par Sanjana ka kahna bhi uchit tha ki yadi wo mujhe mobile de degi toh fir wo kya karegi....RAAT BHAR
“ummmmm....”dimag par jor daalte hue maine kaha “ ek kaam kar, tu apna mobile neeche fek, main catch kar lunga aur fir main apna mobile upar fekunga , tu catch kar lena… tere mobile se main net chala lunga, mere mobile se tu Jafar se baat kar lena… perfect business deal. Fir kal exchange kar lenge”
“mobile gir gaya toh…? main nahi fekne wali… last month hee kharida hai…”
“aa gayi aukaat pe….… Main toh tujhe apna best friend maanta tha…”
“ab kaam pada toh main best friend… waise toh thik dhang se baat bhi nahi karta aur tera best friend toh Ved hai na…”
“yahi toh deception hai … sabko yahi lagta hai ki Ved mera best friend hai, par asliyat me tu meri best friend hai…. Actually I’m in love with you, you’re the love of my life, you’re like my other half, I’m head over heels for you, I love you and I’ll... always ….”
“thik hai.. thik hai…”bolte hue Sanjana hasne lagi aur apna mobile neeche fekne ke liye taiyar ho gayi…
“dekh Atharva, bharosa karke fek rahi hu… please catch kar lena…”
“arey tu bindas fek… cricket khelte hue nahi dekhi kya mujhe kabhi…? Kya dive markar catch leta hu… mujhe toh tere upar shaq hai, ki tu mera mobile pakad payegi ya nahi… waise risk nahi hai, is kabaad ko bechkar naya kharidne wala hu… bas quiz competition jeet jaun, fir Mommy pe dabav dalunga, naya mobile kharidne ke liye... ”
Maine apna mobile upar Sanjana ki khidki ki taraf feka , aur mere ummid ke bilkul ulat usne mobile ko aise lapka , jaise maine mobile nahi balki Jafar ko **** feka ho….

Fir aayi meri baari, jiske liye main ready tha, waise bhi mere hote hue Sanjana ko koyi fikra karne ki jaroorat nahi thi…
“Atharva , dhyan se…”
“arey fek na… dar kya rahi hai… mard ban.”
Aur mere aashvashan dilane ke baad Sanjana ne mobile hath se chhod diya… main style me pose dete hue khada hua aur mobile ko ek hath se pakadne ke liye apna dahina hath upar uthaya… aaj Sanjana ko pata chalega ki, kitna cool hoon main…. Jafar toh chutiya hai.
Aur fir..
Fir..
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maine Mobile pakad liya... simple. tum logo ko kya laga ki chhod dunga ? aye, bade.... anyway, Mere dwara mobile pakadte hee Sanjana ne chain ki saans li.
“bola tha naa...”collar upar uthate hue maine raub jhada
“haan.. chal jaa ab...”
“mere ko aisa lag rela hai ki tujhe ab bhi apun ki kabiliyat pe shaq hai... tu kahi ye toh nahi soch rahi ki maine tukke me pakad liya..? le ek aur baar try kar...”kahte hue maine mobile turant Sanjana ki taraf feka....
Sanjana par apna dabdaba banane ke liye maine wapas se mobile feka tha , par main ye bhool gaya tha ki catch karna mujhe achchhe se aata hai... Sanjana ko nahi. Upar se maine bina kisi warning ke josh-josh me mobile Sanjana ki oor upar uchhal diya tha.. Sanjana stambh rah gayi ekdum se... mobile pakadne ke liye usne apna hath aage hee nahi kiya aur jab mobile wapas ghoom kar neeche aane laga toh main usi taraf bhaga aur pahuch bhi gaya. par mobile mere hath me aane ke bajay, mere ungaliyo me takraya . jisse meri ungaliyo me tej dard hua aur maine turant apna hath peechhe kheench liya, jiske baad Sanjana ka mobile road me satt se gira… mujhe yakin nahi hua aur sath me gand bhi fat rahi thi, Sanjana se…. isliye kuch der main waha aise hee catching position me murti ban khada raha… Sanjana bhi kuch nahi bol rahi thi…. Wo shayad shocked thi afterall uska naya mobile jo futa tha….
“ab kya karu….? Sorry bolu…? Pelegi mere ko ye… bhag jata hu yaha se…. par mujhse catch kaise miss ho gaya…? Pata nahi yar, shayad main hee chutiya hu…”
Hum dono kuch der aur aise chup-chap khade rahe fir maine apna hath neeche karke badi masoomiyat ke sath bola…
“mera mobile de de, neeche pade tere mobile se sim nikal ke apne me laga lunga… net chal jayega aise me”
“PURE 12000 BHAREGA TU ISKEEEEE….”chillate hue Sanjana chillayi aur fir.... aur chillayi aur fir... aur...…
“main garib aadmi kaha se launga itna paisa…”Sanjana ke aakhiri saans lete hue mobile phone ki taraf dekh maine apna sar jhuka kar kaha “ waise bhi jaane wale ko kaun rok sakta hai… marna toh ek din sabhi ko hai… fir wo nirjiv ho yaa fir sajeev. Ekmatra mrityu hee param satya hai… marta toh sharir hai, aatma amar hai… mobile toh sirf sharir hai, aatma hai sim… ”
“MAIN NA…. TERIIIIII…..”
“dekh Sanjana , gali nahi…. Aur de de yar mera mobile, atleast mera kaam ban jayega…”
“MOBILE CHAHIYE TUJHEEEE….”
“haan…”
“RUK DETI HOON…. RUKKK… TUUUU…. RUKKKK…. ABHIIII DETIII HUUU TERAAAA MOBILE…”
“pahle caps lock band kar aur haan fek, abki baar pakka catch kar lunga… kabhi-kabhi A.B.Devilliers se bhi catch miss ho jata hai , aisa maan le…. But now, I’m ready… come on Sanjana… come on… you can do it”
Sanjana thodi der ke liye khidki se hati aur fir meri taraf puri taqat se kaskar mera mobile feka jo wo seedhe aakar mere sar me laga… aur foot bhi gaya… sar bhi aur cup bhi… ek minute… cupppp…?
“abbey teriii.... ye nahi chahiye mujhe…”apna sar malte hue maine kaha “ Sanjana tu gusse me mobile ko cup samajh rahi hai… mera matlab cup ko mobile…”
“gusse me nahi, jaan buchkar feki hu…”abki lohe ka scale fekte hue Sanjana cheekhi…
“arey pagal hai kya… ghus jayega…”ek kinare hote hue maine kaha
“mar ja tu kahi jaake…”
“vidhwa ho jayegi khamkha… yadi mar gaya toh…”
“KYAAA BOLLLAAAA.... RUKKK TUUU… BAHUT BOLNE LAGA HAI”itna bolkar Sanjana fir khidki se andar gayi aur iske pahle ki wo kuch aur fek ke maarti, maine road se Sanjana ka mobile aur scale utha kar waha se turant bhaga….
Bahut fit hu main, kayi saal pahle 3rd standard me 100 meter ki race me first aaya tha aur Ved...? wo 5th aaya tha.