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Humlog aage parliament VIP parking mein pohanchey or apne viewing gallery k passes galle mein latkaake parking se bahaar aaye jahaan media k kuch ginne chunne log mojjud they wohlog waise toh chup chaap baith gaye they kyunki andar sab chaalu hone waala tha or obviously lok sabha ki live streaming hone waali thi toh log inn sabko dekhenge nahi lekin jaise he unhone mujhe dekha woh 6-7 log bhenchood jaise nind se jaage or meri taraf bhaage aaye.. Archana bhi wahaan mojjud thi..
Reporter- AP bhai ,AP bhai aap yahaan kaise ?
Main- Aise...
Maine apna pass dikhaatey hue kaha..
Main- Aaj ek historical din hai Indian Constitution k liye ,itana bada bill pass hone waala hai toh main iss historical din ko dekhne aaya hun viewing gallery se main ye sab hotey hue dekhna chahunga.
Reporter2- Bill pass hone waala hai ?? Lekin AP sir ye bill kuch din pehle yahin se reject hoke gaya hai or Kuch MPs ka kehna hai ki firse wahi hone jaa raha hai jinmein khud aapke MPs bhi shaamil hain..Kuch MPs ne toh yahaan takk keh diya hai ki 475 -500 Votes "NO" k milne waale hain iss bill ko jo apne aap mein record hoga..
Main- No No galat suna hai aapne ..500+ Votes YES k roop mein millne waale hain iss bill ko aisa maine suna hai..
Archana-500+ ?? Itane toh MPs aapki party mein bhi nahi hain ..
Main- Ab woh toh aapko dekhna padega kuch derr mein..Milta hun thodi derr mein..
Archana- Ek aakhiri sawaal Ankit Ji ,Kya ye Bill iss tarah se doobara laana constitutional hai ??Kya ye humaare Constitution k liye sahi hai??
Main- Madam jyaada Constitution toh mujhe pata nahi ,rules and regulations Parliament k maine kabhi padhe nahi but constitution mein ye karne ki ijjajat di gayi hogi tabhi hum ye kar paa rahe hain.. Obviously illegal hota toh hum kar he nahi paatey..
Archana- Aap itana sure kaise hain ki ek failed bill Aaj pass ho jaaega...
Main- GUT FEELING..
Ye bolke main unke pass se nikala Abeer Mangal or Jatin aage nikal chuke they unki checking horahi thi andar jaane se pehle...
Abeer- Jaldi aa time hone he waala hai..
Main- Media ko jawaab dene lag gaya tha..Or Bc time jab main bolunga tabhi hoga...
Wohlog checking k baad aage gaye or main bhi woh metal detector par khadda hogaya ..
Security 1- Sir aajaiye please..
Main- checking nahi karni ??
Security 1- Kya baat kar rahe ho sir aapki checking karke kahaan jaaenge..
Abeer -Ye kya baat hui be abhitak tumlog bol rahe they ki checking toh jaruri hai ki tumlog khud Prime Minister ko bhi bina checking andar nahi jaane dete..
Mangal- Haan Bhai...Ye konsa logic tha..
Security 1- AP bhai Prime Minister thodi hain Sir ..He is far bigger than the prime minister..
Main- Aura hai bc mera..Thanks...Chalo be..
Humlog aage badhe or ek bahot bada hallway paar karke aage badhe..
Abeer- Bol bc hum bhi toh same family se hain humaari toh bc ek ek hisse ki checking lee hai ...Or dekh isko touch takk naa kiya ,Abe parliament mein yun he munh uthaake ghuss gaya ye..
Mangal- Isase gand fattati hai sabki bhai ,family se koi matlab nahi hota mostly logon ko ,unko isase darr lagta hai unhe maalum hai ye kon hai..They are scared of him..
Main- Exactly...Ye tera answer hai .
Mangal- Kisska answer ??
Main- Tu puch raha tha naa Votes kaise laaunga main logon ko kaise manaaunga main ..
Mangal- Haan Kaise ??
Main- Darr..Darr se Mangal... They're scared of me ... Everyone is..
Aage ek guard ne humein andar ka entrance dikhaaya or humlog andar ghusse toh bhenchood andar bhayanak chillam chilli machi thi niche 535 MPs mojjud they or viewing gallery unke uppar hai ...Niche neta log chilla rahe they ,protest kar rahe they bill k khilaaf or Deputy Speaker jo filhaal speaker tha woh unhe chup karwaane ki koshish kar raha tha..
Main- Bc yahaan se toh main dikhunga he nahi inko...
Mangal- Chilaa dey tu bhi sabko dikh jaaega..
Main- Bhenchod bolna he padd gaya toh kya faayda iss naam ka..
Jatin- Idhar aao bhai..Front mein...Wahaan se sabko dikh jaaega ..Wahaan aao...
Main- Udhar ??
Jatin- Yeah Speaker k uppar...Yahaan jaise he najar uthegi inki sabko dikhoge seedha..
Mangal- Abe woh security force waale ki jagah hai...Baithne ki jagah thodi hai..
Main- Baithana thodi hai mujhe Bhenchod...
Humlog ghumke udhar gaye...Guard ne pass jaatey he salute kiya mujhe..
Main- Bhai idhar aaja thodi derr ,let me stand there..
Guard - Ji bhai..Bilkul...Please aaiye..Main chair laa deta hun ..
Ye bolke woh turant hata wahaan se and main uski jagah aaya ab main unsabke saamne tha or unke uppar ek baar bus najar jaane ki derr thi ,abhi wohlog naarebaaji mein busy they or main unko dekh raha tha mujhe koi jaldi nahi thi Lekin finally ek lady Aunty MP ki najar mujhpe gayi maine usko wave Kiya or woh wahin freeze hogayi usne naarebaaji bich mein chhodi ...kuch seconds mujhe ghurrne k baad usne apne side waale bandey ko ishara karke mujhe dikhaaya toh usne bhi turant naarebaaji bandh karke mujhe ghurrna suru kiya or fir agal bagal waalon ko bataane lage kuch he seconds mein Saikdon log uppar mujhe ghurr rahe they unki naarebaaji bandh hogayi thi and finally bhai ne mujhe dekha jo sabse aage baithey they ,unke chehre par thakaan darr or gussa saaf najar aa rahe they mujhe toh maine unko ishaare se bataaya ki main hun yahaan par don't worry... Pure sadan mein sanaata chaa gaya tha log apni apni seats par baithane lage they naarebaaji toh durr woh toh sans bhi andar he andar le rahe they...Main bus khadda raha maine koi reaction unhe nahi diya .. speaker ne side hoke uppar dekha mujhe or parnaam kiya mujhe and maine usko suru karne ka ishaara kiya and usne thodi formality mein bolke Home Minister ko kaha bill ka introduction dene k liye ..Home Minister khaddey hue and bill ko explain Kiya iss bich mostly MP still mujhe he ghurr rahe they or baaki bhi bich bich mein meri taraf he dekh rahe they...
Ab finally aai ab voting ki baari ..Do he options they Yes and No k or sab MPs ki seats par he they ye Button ab voting suru hone se pehle ek party k 8-10 MPs ne walkout kardiya like woh boycott karke chale gaye lekin chup chaap koi chilaaya nahi naa kuch orr woh bus uthke chale gaye aamtor par jaatey hue naarebaaji karke jaatey hain log but yahaan nahi woh yun he chale gaye...Unhe pata tha yahaan kon aaya hai or yahaan kiski chalti hai..
And Idhar Suru hui Voting..
I can read people or yahaan ki reading k hisaab se ye bill pass ho chuka tha...
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One word "BAWAAL" update hai bro... aura farming puri ho rahi hai... baki ke walkout wale MPs ka bhi kuch soch rakha hai kya ya unhe aise hi jane doge...Bill bhi passed hai, ab politicians ka ek source band hai sath hi pure links ko khatam karne ki tension...Update-698(I'm A God-2)698
Voting 5-10 minutes baad khatam hui and saamne screen par results show hone lage ,ye tha crucial moment sabka dhyaan udhar he tha bhai toh apni seat se khaddey hoke Screen ko ghurr rahe they..Mujhe already pata tha 450+ votes yes mille honge and wahi hua final count jab show hua 503 Votes Yes they 22 No.. or final result show hotey he niche fir chillam chilli mach gayi lekin abki baar khussi ka shorr tha bus ..
Abeer- Bhenchod tu god haibe...
Mangal- Literally..
Woh dono ne mujhe kaske galle lagaaya ..
Main- Chalo niche ...
Abeer- Abe niche nahi jaatey be...Viewers niche nahi jaatey..
Main- Aaj kaa din pura hogaya hai kaarwaahi puri hone k baad jaa shakte hain...
Abeer- tujhe Krna kya hai niche ...
Main- Aa naa tu...
Humlog ghumke bahaar se niche main gate se andar ghusse ..
Main- Tu or Mangal bhai ko leke jaao toh ..
Abeer- Kahaan ??
Main- Ghar be or kahaan...
Abeer- Kyun be ?
Main - Mujhe baat karni haibe inse...Tu jaa naa...
Abeer- Abe baag karni hai toh meeting bulaana aise kaise baat karlega be Lok Sabha k andar jaake...
Main- Main kahin bhi jaa shakta hun..
Ye bolke humlog Lok Sabha k andar enter hue andar enter hote he maine jo camera chal raha tha usko cut karne ka ishara kiya toh bandey ne turant livestream bandh kar di or mujhe andar dekh firse saari naarebaaji rukk gayi or log bhaagne lage seats chhod chhod k meri taraf mostly ne mere pair chuwe kuch bheed k kaaran mere pass he nahi aa paaye lekin main bheed ko cheertey hue front mein aaya bhai wahin baithey they first row mein..
Main-(Aaram se ) Bhai aap chalo toh jaanwar k sath Ghar ..Balwan Uncle aap bhi PM saahab aap bhi..Tum bhi...Uncle Aap bhi..Fufaji aap bhi..Mousi aap bhi jaao..
Deva- OK...
Abeer-Aajao Bhai...
Abeer or Mangal bhai ko or baaki jitane bhi humaare known log they Jo humaare relative MPs they unko leke nikal gaye wahaan se Deputy speaker ne niche aake mere pair chuwe and maine bheed ko rukkne kaa ishaara kiya...
Main- (Chilaake) Goodmorning everyone... Sabse pehle toh bahot bahot thanks ye bill pass karwaane k liye .. Kyunki mujhe pata hai ye bill tumsabko bahot dikkat dega but fir bhi tumne meri ijjat rakhi or bill pass karwa diya , apna faayda or nuksaan dekhe bina tum sabne mera sath diya ,yahi loyalty caahiye mujhe..Toh thanks a lot ... But mujhe ek shikayat hai maine kya promise Kiya tha tum sabko ki tumhe kabhi bhookha nahi rehney dunga or wahi chal raha hai tum sab apna pait bahot ache se bharr rahe ho bahot Paisa khaa rahe ho tumlog but mujhe koi problem nahi hai jabtak tum kaam bhi sath sath karwa rahe ho, kyunki yahi promise Kiya tha maine tumhe ki paison ki or power ki kami nahi hogi tumhe but badle mein maine ek promise orr bhi liya tha tumsabse or woh tha ki tumlog Deva bhai ko blindly support karoge or tum mein se mostly ne woh promise toda jab tumne first time uss bill ko reject kiya I know nuksaan horaha tha tumhara toh tumne Reject karwaaya bill lekin tumhe itana toh pata hona chahiye tha ki main tumhara nuksaan kabhi nahi hone dunga fir caahe koi bhi bill aaye ...Bola tha ki nahi ??? Fir bhi tumlogon ne mujhpe shakk kiya or Bill reject karwa diya and i didn't liked that ,not at all ye pehli galati samjh k maaf kar raha hun main doobara aisa moka mujhe milna nahi caahiye warna next time main khaali LokSabha ko address kar raha hounga Kyunki yahaan baithne waala koi nahi hoga. Mere bhai mere bhagwan hain or main tumhara Bhagwan..Unko niraash karne k baare mein main soch bhi nahi shakta toh tumlogon ne ye socha kaise ??? Again pehli galati hai ye tumhari or aakhiri bhi doobara moka nahi millega ..I know tumhaari loyalty hai mere liye but wahi sab mujhe mere bhai k liye caahiye toh next time agar woh ye bill bhi leke aaein naa ki Harr Member Of Parliament ko Zehar khaana hoga toh tum uss bill ko bhi pass karwaoge or fir zehar bhi khaaoge ...As simple as that...There's no other option None... Or haan Speaker Ne resignation dediya hai toh Yahi aapke naye speaker hain .. Iske alawa baat aati hai kuch or chunney hue logon ki abtak toh main sirf apni party ki baat kar raha tha but ab main sabko bol raha hun jitane bhi MPs baithey hain yahaan jinhone bill reject karwaake bahaar media mein bhaasan deke bhai kaa majaak udaaya tha , I know kuch humaare MPs bhi shaamil they isme woh aaj shyaam takk haweli jaake bhai k pairon mein girrke maafi maang lein or dua karna ki woh tumhe maaf kardein kyunki maa kasam jisko maafi nahi milli naa uski raajneeti or uski jindagi dono he khatam hui lagaalo i don't care tum opposition k kitane bade MP ho yaa fir meri party k i don't care tum south k MP ho yaa East k i really don't care chup chaap jaao or maafi maang lo yaa naa maango woh tumhaari marji, jo jo shaamil they isme jaao or jaake bhai se millo ek sath pair pakkado unke ,maaf kardenge woh bahot bada dill hai unka lekin unhone maaf nahi Kiya toh main apna bata dun mera dil bahot chota hai main kissi ko maaf nahi karta ...Or woh kahaan hain woh moti...Bhopal se Reena...Haan Tu... Gunda Deva nahi hai gunda tere saamne khadda hai or mujhse bada Gunda pure Desh mein nahi hai or kehti hai toh prove karke dikhaaun ..Bhopal takk pohanchaney se pehle wajood khatam kardunga tera main samjhi... Politicians ho politicians ki tarah he raho ussi tarah bhaasan do thodi toh sharam rakho bhonktey time jiss insaan kaa naam tu lerahi haina usne itane logon ko nayi jindagi de di hai aajtak jitane teri seat par total voters naa honge samjhi... Kya bola tha tune ??tu dekhegi gunde ko ??.le tere saamne khadda hun dekhle gunde ko...Jaa bulaa le tere contacts ko kar phone Medha Das k pass jaa...Uski he aukaat nahi hui kabhi itani toh tu cheej kya hai...Ab jyaada time lunga nahi tum sabka again bahot bahot bahot thanks tum sabka jo mujhe loyalty dikhaai tumne and tum sab sahi kar rahe ho apni apni seats par mujhe koi shikayat nahi hai you all are doing a great job bus ek ye shikayat thi and I hope doobara ye shikayat nahi doge mujhe baaki sab is going great...Thanks A lot...Koi problem hai toh tumhe pata hai call me anytime and I'll be there for you .Thanks A lot...Take Care...
Ye bolke main wahaan se nikala toh mere naam k naare firse lage or bahot jyaada loudly lage bahot jyaada loudly...
Jatin- Bhai I know main pehle bahot baar ye baat keh chuka hun lekin aap sachmein bhagwan he ho , bhenchood jinn bando ko aapne dhamki di wahi aapke naam k naare laga rahe hain bolo ...
Main- Aura hai apna...
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Great update bro waiting for next....
