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Woh pura din bhi humaara yun he nikala pura din calls sune humne jinki summary ye thi ki..
Balvant Patel Sarkaar girwaana caahta hai, lekin banana bhi khud he caahta hai bina election's k.. Jo mujhe still samjh nahi aaraha tha ki kya logic hua bc khud he banani hai toh girra kyun raha hai.. Meri only theory yahi thi ki kissi alliance party ko nikaal raha hoga apne sath se but uske liye sarkaar kyun girwaani bhenchod..
Uske alawa wohlog funds idhar udhar kar rahe they or agle 40 ek din mein unke funds 100% ho jaaenge. But again issue yahi tha ki bhenchod funds kyun caahiye, Humaari party agar iske sath jaaegi toh humne thodi paise maange hain bus cabinet posts he le rahe hain hum toh.. Fir ye Funds kyun laa raha hai.. Bhenchod bahot smart tha ye Balvant, madarchod ko "Sakuni" Bina baat nahi kehte hain.. Kya pakka raha hai beta kya pakka raha hai..
Aise he raat k 8 baj gaye they or mere pass subah 8 baje takk kaa he time tha kyunki tabtak PM or Home minister humaare ghar par honge or fir main roukk nahi shakta.. Bhai ko roukk bhi lunga main lekin apne baaki leaders ko kaise roukunga.. Bhai k pith piche se unhe behla fusla k blacmail karke dhamki deke wohlog kaise naa kaise karke 30-40 MP's lejaa shakte hain or fir gand marr jaaegi.. Main yahi soch raha tha ki mera phone baja jo Sonia Arya ka tha.. Bhenchod isko toh bhull he gaya tha main.. Iska dinner bc.. Itani tension mein dinner kaise jaaun ab.. Lekin jaana sahi tha bc kyunki 1-2 ghante mein mera kuch nahi jaane waala or iske sath gaya toh kya pata kya mil jaaye.. Good..
Maine pehli baar mein uska phone nahi uthaaya.. Again bhaav khaa raha tha main.. Maine usko message kiya I'll call you back ASAP.. Kya boli thi lawdi khudse phone nahi karegi mere pass...aji lund mera..bola tha na mera aura he aisa hai ki reh nahi paaegi..Ab fir 5 minutes baad maine usko call kiya..
Main-Hii.. Sonia ji how are you??
Sonia- Oh Ji matt lagaaiye aap.. It sounds weird..
Main- Toh fir aap bhi aap matt lagaaiye..
Sonia- Same goes for you too.. Stop with the aap.. And ji..
Main- ok.. Ok.. I'll stop.. Bataao Sonia kaise ho??
Sonia- Yes.. Sounds good.. Talk like friends.. Main badhiya hum tum batao..
Main- I'm great.. So dinner still on hai yaa busy ho??
Sonia-Ussi liye call kiya maine.. Free ho??
Main- Tumhare liye toh bilkul..
Sonia- Oh.. Don't make me feel special..
Main- You are special..tumhe pata hai ya nahi ye baat i don't know but you are very special..
Ye sunke woh kuch derr chup he rahi..i know blush kar rahi thi toh maine karne diya..
Main-You there??
Sonia-Yeah yeah..So Main address bhejti hun meet me there in a hour??
Main- Sounds great.. Looking forward to meeting you..
Sonia- Same.. See you..
Call disconnected..
Ab main turant nahaaya or bhenchod ekdum tip top ready hua.. Ekdum Dashing type...Woh bhi kya yaad rakhegi.. Uske baad maine Cullinan uthaai or nikala uske diye address par.. Ye actually ek restaurant tha bahot mehanga restaurant.. In fact Sonia ka khud ka restaurant he tha .. Main Cullinan mein he aaya or jaise he enter hua guards ne mujhe vip parking ki taraf ishara kiya, Sonia ne inform kiya hoga inhe.. Khair main gaadi se uttara he tha ki piche se Sonia ki Rolls Royce Phantom aai.. Waah bc kya timing hai.. Timing nahi hai actually effort laga rahi hai woh jo kal maine kiya tha iske just piche entry leke waisa he kuch kar rahi hai woh.. Maano coincidence ho.. Maine padh liya tha itana toh usko..
Abe jaa chutiye, padh liya.. Vinny ka call aaya usne bataya ye sab iski gaadi ki baat sunke.. Chutiya bana raha..
Actually haan Vinny iski gaadi k woh device se awaajein sun raha tha or Sonia yahi bol rahi thi ki wait kartey hain coincidence lagna caahiye fir usko meri gaadi ki tareef karni thi or baat baat mein ride ka bolna tha mujhe..
Uska plan sahi tha mujhe bus help karni thi uski.. Bc bechari ne dum lagaake plan banaaya tha.. Itani smart hai nahi...
Lekin main sochte sochte rukk gaya jab woh gaadi ki driving seat se uttari usne light pink color ki ek ajeeb c saree pehani thi, weird c jisme woh bhagwaan kasam qayamat lag rahi thi.. Fucking hell she was looking hot, bahot jyaada hot. Jalaake raakh kardene waala hot. Fuckkk.. Main exaggerate nahi kar raha usne effort lagaya tha sundar lagne k liye or woh effort dikh raha tha bhenchod meri heartbeat badh gayi thi usko dekh k.. For real.. Ek baar ko toh Riya bhull gaya tha main..
Ek second bhosdk.. Riya bhull gaya dalle.. Aise kaise bhull gaya.. Riya is life..
2.0- Abe teri life haina.. Mujhe toh enjoy karne dey..
Main-Dekh 2.0 ye bakchodi nahi..
2.0- Kya be humaari kya life nahi hai.. Tu Riya ko rakh mujhe matt tokk I'm fucking her tonight itself..
Main - Main Riya ko dhoka dene ki soch bhi nahi shakta..
2.0- Abe tu thodi de raha hai dhoka, remember tera koi control nahi hai isme, different hai sab..
Main- Kuch different nahi hai hum same he hain..
2.0- ok same hain right??toh main bhi Riya ko apna samjhun fir..
Main- Maadarchod gand maar lunga dalle..
2.0- Dekha.. Gussa matt kar yahi point prove karne k liye bola tha...Woh teri hai tu tera dekh.. Let me enjoy.. Or waise bhi tere roukane se kuch hoga nahi.. Tu nahi deraha dhoka tujhe toh pata bhi nahi chalega kya hua yaa kya nahi..
Main- I don't like this shit bro..
Main-Abe selfish naa ban, this is not fair . Riya ko share nahi karega tu and I don't even like Riya tu Rakh usko..
Main-Rakhunga he because she's mine..
2.0- bus fir.. Deal kar raha hun karle.. Warna main dhakke se karlunga tu thodi roukk paaega be aise permission dega toh fir tera koi part nahi hoga isme yaani tune cheat nahi kiya.. Tera mind or sareer dono nahi honge.. Aise thodi bc tu humaara hissa khaata rahega humaare bhi toh desires hain..
Main- Ok.. Ok.. Fuckkk.. Deal..
Sonia- Oh hiii AP.. Kahaan kho gaye.
Main- Well sach kahun toh tumhaare he andar.. You are looking stunning.. Like absolutely stunning..
Sonia- Ohh thankyou. Thankyou. You too looking Dapper..
Main-Oh not as good as you though..
Sonia- Ohh.. Stop it.. You are making me blush..
Main- Meri duty hai ye toh..
Sonia- Hehehe.. So chalein??
Main- Sure..
Main uske sath lift se uppar aaya or uppar usne ek puri table reserve kar rakhi thi or humaare aas pass bhi koi orr nahi tha ,iss part mein humlog akele they.. This is weirdly hot.. I will fuck her tonight I swear..
Continued..
per jaa rehe h 2.0 jaa Raha h sala yeh emotional black kar dala 2.0 1.0 ke Saath 
as I said earlier 2.0 fucks around a lot & this time it will worth.
