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Ye balwant bada game khel Raha haiBalvant Patel Sarkaar girwaana caahta hai, lekin banana bhi khud he caahta hai bina election's k.. Jo mujhe still samjh nahi aaraha tha ki kya logic hua bc khud he banani hai toh girra kyun raha hai.. Meri only theory yahi thi ki kissi alliance party ko nikaal raha hoga apne sath se but uske liye sarkaar kyun girwaani bhenchod..
Bahot badhiya shaandar updateUpdate-498( The Meeting) 498
Main Mumbai se subah 11 baje waapis hotel pohancha..
Abeer-Kahaan ghum raha hai be??
Main-Making Moves baby.. Tumlog batao..
Abeer- We making bigger moves jinn jinn ka tune bola tha woh sab kaam hochuke hain.. Sabke phones tap par hain sabki locations par Gadget lag chuke hain sab set hai..
Main-Gajab.. Ab jisne jo jo lagaaya hai usko sunte raho.. Yahi kaam hai..
Abeer- bc.. Agar kuch kaam kaa nahi sunaai diya toh???.. 36 ghante ho chuke hain 36 he bache hain..
Main-Subh subh bol dalle.. Mera plan hai.. Aise kaise nahi hoga.. Sunte raho..
Ab mujhe koi kaam nahi tha mera kaam Sonia ko sunana tha woh Vinny kar raha tha issliye main finally so gaya or shyaam ko Vinny ne jagaya mujhe..
Vinny-Bhai..
Main-Kuch kaam kaa sunaai diya kya be??
Vinny-Haan bhai.. Sonia Arya ki meeting hai 1 ghante mein Delhi k Home Minister ji k sath..
Main-Toh be??
Vinny-Toh bhai gaadi waali theory yahaan sahi hai.. Home minister apne hain wahaan milenge toh coincidence hoga..
Main-Gajab.. Gajab.. Main naha leta hun tu gaadi nikaal..
Badhiya moka tha toh main jaldi se tip top ready hua..
Abeer-Bc Uske sath date par toh nahi jaa raha Tu??
Main-Abhi toh nahi.. But soon..
Main niche aaya toh Vinny ne Cullinan Black Badge nikaal rakhi thi orr humlog turant nikale wahaan se or Home Minister k residence k just thoda pehle gaadi roukki.. Wahaan aake Maine HM uncle ko call kiya..
Main-Uncle gate Par bolna toh gaadi aaegi meri..
HM-Teri gaadi kon roukega AP.. Sab jaante hain tujhe.. Main bol bhi deta hun.. Kya hua sab theek??
Main-Kyun waise milne nahi aa shakta..
HM-aane ko toh tera ghar hai.. But bina baat tu aata nahi pata hai mujhe.. Aaaja milte hain..
Call disconnected..
Ab udhar saamne se Sonia ka kaafila aaya..
Main-Chal inko jaane dey andar..
Unke andar jaate he humlog andar enter hue unki gaadiyaan piche he roukk di gayi thi obviously security protocol tha lekin maine nahi roukki or seedha lawn se hote hue front gate takk leke gaya jahaan Sonia HM se mill rahi thi, bouquet wagairahh de rahi thi maine just unke piche jaake gaadi roukki or as expected Sonia gaadi dekh k dekhti he reh gayi .. Awestruck thi woh literally ,woh ghurrti he rahi or idhar main uttara gaadi se..
Main-Good Evening uncle..
HM-aao aao sehjaadey.. Kaisa hai??
Unhone mujhse galle milte hue kaha..
Main-Good good, aap sunao..
HM-All good.. Inko jaanta hai??
Main- I'm sorry.. Jaanta toh jarur hun.. Hum mille hain right??
Sonia- Yes..
Main- I'm really sorry aapka naam nahi yaad aaraha mujhe.. I know we've met..
Sonia-I dont blame you.. AP ho aap already bahot kuch hai naam yaad karne ko..
Main- Ohhh Got you....Mrs Arya right???
Sonia-Ohh please call me Sonia..
Main-Hii how are you..?
Maine usko formally halke se galle se lagaya..
Sonia- I'm good I'm good.. How are you??
Main- same actually.. It's been a long time right??
Sonia- Yeah.. Last aapki party par mile they and you helped me with the producers..
Main-Yes.. Yes.. I remember.. Aap yahaan??
Sonia- Yeah, here to meet the honorable minister..
Main- Ohh go ahead.. Uncle inka koi bhi kaam ho, please make it a priority.. Help her as much as you can..
HM- Jaisa aapka hukkam sehjaadey,Ye bhi koi kehne ki baat hai ..
Main- aaplog continue karo.. Main Aunty se mil leta hun..
Ab maine bhayanak first impression chhoda uske uppar, uski aankhon mein dikh raha tha mujhe.. Main andar aunty k pass aaya ,ab wait tha unke jaane kaa .. Iss bahaane aunty se mill liya unki complaint durr hogayi or mera kaam bhi.. Finally 40 minutes baad Vinny ne ishaara kiya ki woh log nikalne waale hain..
Main-Ok aunty toh main chalta hun ab..
Aunty-Arrey dinner toh karke jaa..
Main-Naa aunty ghar jaana hai aapse milne aaya tha special.. Late ho jaaunga pohanchte pohanchte..
Aunty- ok.. Ok.. Tu aaya toh kam se kam..
Aunty mujhe gaadi takk drop karne aai.. Wohlog andar se nikale nahi they toh mujhe thodi derr or baat karni padi aunty se or jaise he wohlog nikalte dikhe main aunty se galle milla..
HM-Arrey kahaan?
Main-Ghar uncle.. Late horaha hai..
HM-Dinner toh karke jaa..
Main- Aunty ne mana kar diya khilaane ko..
Aunty- Chal juthaa..
HM- Teri Aunty mujhe khaane k liye mana kar shakti hai tujhe nahi.. Ullu matt bana..
Main- Hehe..haryana jaana hai uncle urgent, baad mein late hojaayega raatko fir .. Byee..
Ye bolke main gaadi mein baitha.. Vinny gaadi lagaane laga tabtak uncle ne Sonia ko bhi bye boldiya or wohlog andar chale gaye.. Ab agar mera plan sahi tha toh ye roukegi mujhe..
Main-Aaram se bc jaldi naa kar ,dikhna caahiye usko.. Bc dekh naa rahi ye toh... Fuck..
Lekin jaise he hum aage badhe Sonia ne hath kiya humari taraf ..
Main-Roukk be..
Gaadi rukki Sonia meri taraf aai or main gaadi se uttara..
Sonia-Hey.. Hii.. Bina thanks liye jaa rahe they aap toh..
Main-Thanks kissliye..
Sonia- Aapne jo bola Minister ko I'm sure ussi wajah se unhone itani help ki meri..
Main- Arrey mention not..
Sonia- Uss din bhi aapne meri help ki or main thanks bhi nahi keh paayi aapko.. Same with today..
Main- Arrey no worries..
Sonia- Aise nahi chalega.. Dinner? Tonight? My treat..
Main- Ohh.. Damn.. I would've loved to.. I'm really really sorry but mujhe Haryana jaana hai urgent..
Sonia- No worries at all fir kabhi I guess..
Main- I'm so sorry ..
Sonia- Arrey sorry kyun.. I know you are very busy.. Main bus thanks kehna caah rahi thi aapko..
Main- Ok.. So main kal waapis Delhi aaunga agar aap free ho or dinner ka offer still rehta hai toh please do inform me..
Sonia- Oh offer toh bilkul rahega.. Bataya na maine, thanks k bina kaise jaane dungi.. Itana kiya aapne ..
Main- Sure.. Here take my number kal jab bhi free ho aap call me and I'll make it happen.. I'm sorry for today..
Sonia- Hai aapka number already mere pass..
Main-Oh that's sweet.. Fir bhi call nahi kiya aapne kabhi??
Sonia- Actually I know aap kitane busy rehte ho so i thought why disturb you..
Main- Arrey anytime, kabhi bhi karo aap toh, aapse disturb hoke bhalla kahaan jaaunga main..
Ye sunke woh blush kar gayi..
Sonia- Kal kab free ho aap??
Main- jab bhi aap free ho I know you too are very busy so aap time nikaal loge tabhi main nikaal lunga..
Sonia- Sounds great.. I'll call you..
Main- Deal.. Good Night..
Sonia- Night..
Ye bolke main waapis gaadi mein baitha.. Plan successful... Bitch..
Continued..
Bahot badhiyaUpdate-499( The Phones) 499
Sonia k pass se nikale humlog I know mera plan kaam karega, bc itani mehnat jo ki hai. Maine mana kiya dinner k liye kyunki yun he mill jaaun isko toh AP kon kahega bc, bhaav bhi toh khaana hai mujhe or aage ka decision bhi iske uppar chhod diya taaki ye sochti he rahe.
Ye toh hona he tha bc kissi ko Shakk tha kya???Bus kya Bhosdko, abhi committed relationship mein hun warna daily iss jaisi set karta tha main.
Maine turant woh device apne kaan par lagaya jo uski car mein tha.. Car door khulne ki awaaj aai fir bandh hone ki and finally nikale wohlog..
Sonia- That's crazy, right Sneha.. Surprising..
Usne apni assistant ko kaha
Assistant- Yes mam.. Cullinan..
Sonia- Cullinan Surprising nahi thi Sneha.. Pure India mein 3 Cullinan hain mujhe pata hai teeno kiss kiss k pass hain..so mujhe pata tha inke pass hai ek. But aise yun milna AP se..
Assistant- Yeah he is all over the news everyday.. popular hai woh..
Sonia- Popular?? Bahot jyaada popular Sneha.. He's like Michael Jackson of North India..
Assistant- Fan matt bano mam, he kills people for a living jaante ho naa??
Sonia- I don't care ,main 2 baar milli hun isase.. Or dono baar isne meri help ki hai jab koi nahi kar raha tha.. First haryana and Punjabi music industry mein apne pair humne issi ki wajah se jamaaye hain.. Koi kaam karne ko raaji nahi tha humaare sath isne bola tab sab aaye.. Or fir aaj I knew ye minister kuch cheejein toh humaari approve kar he dega lekin humaari sab thoughts approve kardega ye toh impossible tha AP ne bola tab he ki usne. Toh kyun naa fan banu.. Uppar se Cullinan black badge hai uske pass.. Itana sab ek sath..
Assistant- Yeah I hear you.. But I know Fan bananey ka most important reason yahi hai ki usne aapko mana kiya dinner k liye.. You love it jab koi aapke charms mein nahi fansta..
Sonia- You know me too well then.. Wahi surprising tha mere liye.. Ye pehla shaks hoga jisne mujhe dinner k liye mana kiya.. I mean come on.. Kya main hot nahi hun??
Assistant- Uske liye nahi I guess..
Sonia- Oh don't you worry.. Woh toh bhaagta hua aaega.. Genuinely jaana hoga usko Haryana I know, but nahi jaana hota toh bhi ye itana easily toh haan nahi karta ye aana kaani toh jarur karta.. I mean come on Aadhe india ka bhagwaan hai ye , he is from the most powerful family in India..
Assistant- Well mujhe lagta tha aaplog ho most powerful family..
Sonia- Oh no no. Are you kidding me . Paisa inke pass humse thoda bahot kam hoga but power unlimited hai inke pass.. I mean humein sarkaar ko paisa dena padta hai tab humaari sunte hain wohlog , inki toh khud ki sarkaar hai.. He's crazy.. Dekhti nahi tv par ye kuch bhi bol deta hai live tv mein or koi kuch nahi kar paata .. But soon Enough ye bhi apne under aajaaenge..
Assistant- Under kaise??
Sonia- Inki party Centre government k sath judne waali hai.. Toh yelog hue Balvant ji k niche or woh humaare bina kya hain..
Assistant- True that..
Finally pehla clue milgaya tha mujhe.. Inke intentions clear they but ye pura proof nahi tha..
Assistant- So??
Sonia- So I'm not calling him back.. Ye khud call karega toh I won't say no to dinner but I'm not calling upfront..
Aji haan bc AP kehte hain log mujhe.. Mere charms se aajtak bhalla koi bach paaya hai kya..
Sonia- But all things considered he is a charming guy..
Assistant- I can see that..
Sonia- Itana koi gorgeous bhi nahi hai ye I mean he's not extra good looking , hai but itana bhi nahi ki greek God ho koi,maine isase kahin better log date kiye hain lekin iska ek Charm hai ek aura hai that makes me want him, that makes people think about him .. Or age dekho I think 25-26 age hogi uski.. That's crazy to achieve all of this at this age..
Assistant- Hahaha.. Main samjh gayi aap fan ban chuke ho totally...
Sonia- Ohh Yeah..
Uske baad kuch khaas baatein nahi hui toh main waapis hotel aagaya or sabke sath dinner kiya..
Abeer-Bhosdk last k 32-33 hours bache hain..
Main-Haan be rukk jaa.. Trust the processs.. Trust the fucking process..
Ab dinner k baad main apne room mein aaya or sone ki taiyaari kar he raha tha ki claire mere pass aai..
Claire- Boss ek interesting baat pata chali hai.. So health and Defense minister Amit Chauhan ne ek unknown number par call kiya tha abhi or woh unknown number kiska hai pata hai??
Main-Kiska..?
Claire- Ye Balvant Patel ka private number hai or secure bhi hack nahi horaha..Ye recording suno..
Balvant-Hello, Yaar Amit baar baar kaha hai iss number par apne personal number se call matt kiya kar..
Amit-My bad sir.. Urgent tha kuch..
Balvant - Dusare kissi number se call karo..
Call disconnected..
Main- Fuck.. Claire.. Ye number tap kar... Kuch bhi kar.. I don't give a fuck.. Ye number he sab kuch hai.. Ye number goldmine hai information ki..
Claire- It's hard boss , secure line hai tracking impossible hai without extra work.. Iss number k bahot close jaana padega tab kuch possible hoga..
Main-Toh jaa. Gharpe hoga Balvant.
Claire- Boss.. India k most powerful shaks k ghar mein ghusne ki keh rahe ho aap..
Main-Chang ko bhej.. Usko samjha pass jaake kya karna hai.. Woh jaa shakta hai..
Claire- maybe.. But pakkada gaya toh.. It's over boss..
Main-Oh come on Chang hai woh ,usse kon pakkad paaya hai bhalla.. Risk lena padega.. Tabhi humein kuch nahi mil raha baaki phones se kyunki ye Balvant sab planning issi number se kar raha hai..Mera plan toh godlike tha but ye unexpected tha that's why we are failing..Mujhe ye number caahiye claire..
Claire- I'll try boss..
Bc.. Parson subah 9-10 baje takk kaa time tha mere pass .. Parson subah 9-10 baje Prime Minister or Home Minister Deva bhai se mil lenge orr bhai officially haan kardenge Alliance k liye.. Fuckk..
Chang gaya tha Balvant k residence par or main soya nahi ussi se connected tha main.. Mujhe pura bharosa tha uspe kyunki bc Chang hai woh yahi kaam hai uska.. Lekin tension bhi thi gand marr jaaegi bc kuch hua toh.. Issliye main connected tha usase.. Woh ghuss gaya tha saikdon guards or police waalon se bachke bus usse bedroom takk jaana tha..
Uske baad kuch derr shanti rahi I guess woh close tha Balvant k bilkul.. Or finally 10 minutes baad awaaj aai usko..
Chang-Its done boss.. I'm out..
Main-Bhenchod.. Gajab.. Bhenchod.. .. Chang you are a fucking Legend...
Ab delhi durr nahi thi I know kuch naa kuch mill he jaane waala tha mujhe specially ab last moments par kyunki alliance najdeek aaraha tha usase related kuch toh baat karenge ye log itane secure phones rakhe hain toh .. Ye sochke main aaram se soya or subah mujhe claire ne uthaaya..
Claire-Boss Balvant subah he suru hogaya hai messages, calls sab hain apne pass.. Kuch interesting hain woh sunlo aap.. Pehli ye apne kissi contact se baat kar raha hai Balvant..
Balvant- Kya situation hai Mohit..
Mohit- Bhaiya yahaan sab set hai.. Main toh caahta hun election's ki noubat he naa aaye.
Balvant- Election ki nobat toh nahi aaegi Mohit.. .. Lekin sarkaar jarur giregi.. Lekin sarkaar banaaenge bhi humlog. Bina election's.Taiyaari puri rakh..
Mohit- Puri hai bhaiya.. Madhya pradesh mein or karwao..
Balvant- Wahaan Bhi ho jaaega.. Woh Arya ka dost hai wahaan woh karwa dega funds ikatha.. Thoda time jarur lagega ..
Mohit- Haan time toh harr jagah lagega bhaiya.. Lekin humein konsi jaldi hai jab mann karega tab sarkaar banwa lenge..
Balvant- Yes..
Call disconnected..
Abeer- Yahaan se mujhe ye samjh nahi aaya ki ye jaan bujhke sarkaar kyun girwaaega .. I mean humaara support toh ye bus ye dikhaake bhi le lega na ki sarkaar girr rahi hai aajao..
Main- don't know.. Maybe kissi ko nikaal raha hoga ye party se... Inke alliance bhi toh kai parties k sath hain.. South waale problems de rahe honge isko.. Or humaari sab seats mil gayi isko toh isko fir kissi se darrna nahi hai fir power iske hath mein hogi.. Alliance waalon ko bhi samjh aajaaegi ye baat ki jo mil raha hai woh lelo , sarkaar ko jarurat nahi hai humaari.. Aise ban jaaega woh most powerful.. But isko nikaalna kisse hai woh samjh nahi aaya.. South waale alliance yaa Maharashtra yaa koi orr..
Abeer- no idea..
Main- Yahi pata lagaana hai.. Karte hain kuch.. Dont worry..
Continued..