Romance Three Girls of My Life

[Nevil singh]

Update-59

“apna hath hata…” mera hath turant jhatak kar Sanjana boli “tu na meri life me jyada dakhal-andazi mat kar aur saamne se hat…”

“hat jaunga, par bata ye nishan kaise aaya… ”

“kyun…?”

“Karan Naik ne kiya ye… uski main maaaa..”

“jiju…. Never… wo main gir gayi thi…”


“jab tak sach nahi bolegi main tujhe yaha se jaane nahi de raha… aur thodi der me pure school ki nazar hum dono par hogi….”

“hat ja, Atharva… please….”

“hat jaunga par pahle bata… ye kisne kiya…”

"Tujhe kya karna hai... Tu jaa us Rosie ke paas..."
"Wo toh shaam ko milegi South Rewa Park me... Tu Topic mat badal... Aur Deception King ki aankho me dhool jhokne ki koshish mat kar..."


“Jafar se behas hui thi kuch din pahle… gusse me usne dhakka de diya, ab humara breakup bhi ho chuka hai. so koyi badi baat nahi…”


“Jafar…. Ne kiya ye…”saamne se hat-te hue main badbadaya aur fir Sanjana seek shabd kuch nahi bola... Mere saamne se hat-te hee Sanjana waha se chali gayi….


Sanjana ke waha se jaane ke kuch der baad tak main wahi khada raha aur khud ko samjhate raha ki ye mera matter nahi hai, Sanjana meri jimmedari nahi hai…. mujhe is jhamele me bhoolkar bhi nahi panda chahiye kyunki waise bhi Jafar mujhe pelne ke vichar me hai…. Ab meri life me Riya Rose hai... mujhe apne quiz competition me dhyan dena chahiye aur sath hee ye vichar karna chahiye ki Riya Rose ko kaise I Love You kahu…. Kyunki Isi me meri bhalayi hai… par….

“us Madarchod ki himmat kaise hui…. Bhosdiwale ki…”


Main wahi gate ke paas akele khada apne gusse ko control karta raha… waise mujhe gussa aata nahi par jab aa jata hai toh jata nahi hai… main wahi school ke main gate ke paas khada khud ko control karta raha aur jab mera gussa control nahi hua toh main bio class ki taraf bhaga… jaha Jafar mujhe mil sakta tha…. Dayi-mayi, chachi-kaki, uski 4-4 behane sabko chodunga aaj main.
“maar kha lunga toh kha lunga par starting me aisa kaske marunga behenchod ko… ki… maiyya chud jayegi uski…. Khopdi me maaru kya..?? Riya Rose ne bataya tha ki brain me koshika vibhajan nahi hota jiske kaaran brain me lagi chot aksar thik nahi hoti... Tu Hatt be...madarchod…"ek launde ko seedhiyo par dhakka dekar aage badhte hue maine kaha


Main gate se maine U-turn mara tha aur Sanjana ko school se jaata dekhkar jidhar se aaya tha, wapas udhar hee jaane laga. Us gadchatue~ गड़चटुये Jafar ki himmat kaise ho gayi… Sanjana par hath uthane ki… betichod ko aaj tak chhod raha tha toh khud ko bahut bada top samajhne laga tha.. yadi chahta toh kabka pelwa diya hota. Par school ka hai, rahis baap ki bigdi aaulad hai… sochkar baksh raha tha par ab nahi…… bhosdika... Incest Lover.

“Jafar kaha hai be….”bio class ke saamne jab mujhe Jafar ka ek dost mila toh seedhe uska collar pakad kar maine puchha…

“lawde, collar kaise pakda tu…”thoda dabi aawaz me daant peeskar wo bola

“main na teri maa chod dunga, yahi khade khade, teri maa ko jhuka kar... Isliye, Seedhe –seedhe bata Jafar kaha hai… bahut bada gunda samajhta hai khud ko bahinchod…”

“ruk beta, Jafar ko batane de… ye baat…”
“Jafar ko kya, tu uske baap ko bata de…. Address: bustand , Time: school ke baad… main bus-stand me hee rahunga… , wahi aakar mile ya fir jaha mujhe milna hai… wo jagah bata de…”use peechhe dhakka dete hue main bola “aur tu bhi aana Jafar ke sath… Mira randi hai… 4-5 lund ek sath le leti hai, sabse pahle tune hee ye baat school me failayi thi na…? tu bhi aa, bus stand me… bahinchod… laundi nahi pata paye toh laundi randi ho gayi…?? Maa ka doodh piya hai toh aana, warna yahi maanunga ka doodh nahi balki chut piya hai tu apni maa ka... Mahtarichod, hath kaise uthaya wo... ”

“Atharrrrvaaaaaaaaaa…..”

“ab tu kaun….. Be.... kauuunn… Riiiiiii..iyyaa… haaaaiiiiii…. Hi… hello… main Atharva nahi hoon.. Main dikhta uski tarah hoon, lekin main Atharva nahi hoon.. Main actually me uska judwa bhai hoon.. Aaj wo bimar tha toh uski jagah maine school attend kar liya... Surprise... ”

“YE SAB KYA HAI... Itne gande shabd.. "


“arey, kuch nahi… wo rehersal kar rahe the hum dono ki yadi do ladko ke beech yadi ladayi ho toh kaisi hogi… kyun be, sahi bola na…”Jafar ki dost ki taraf dekhte hue main gurraya…


“chal sale…. Ek pal ke liye toh main darr hee gaya tha, par ab Riya ke saamne aate hee teri sari hekdi nikal gayi.. ek ladki se dar gaya aur humara muqabala karega tu garib gang ke thulle… bus stand me mil tu aaj…”

“sure… I’ll be waiting there.... Riyaa.. Hiii... Toh tum sach me yahaho...?? Waise dekha tumne...?? mast scene tha na… ekdum natural acting ki hum dono ne…?”Jafar ke dost ke waha se jaane ke baad main Riya ki taraf khiska.. Par Riya mujhe door khisak gayi


“Atharva... Riya aur main.. yaha tab se khade the jab se tum neeche seedhiyo se upar aakar uska collar pakda tha aur kaise-kaise words bol raha the tum… pura impression kharab kar diya tumne kuch hee minutes me… tumhe aur tumhare grades ko dekhkar toh koyi soch bhi nahi sakta ki aisi soch bhi ho sakti hai tumhari” ye vakya Riya ke peechhe se Madhu boli…

"achchha hua jo maine saalo pahle tumne jab mujhe propose kiya tha toh accept nahi kiya tha..."

“ye maths wale hote hee aise hai… main toh pahle hee bol rahi thi tujhe Riya… par teri hee aankho me patti bandhi hui thi. Tune kya socha ki ye padhne me hoshiyar hai toh kya humari tarah decent hoga…? Bio wali mam aise hee nahi in sabse nafrat karti hai…”Madhu ke peechhe se Mini boli

“I’m sorry… Madhu , Mini. Wo gusse me fat padta hu main… par tum dono toh ye baat pahle se jaanti ho.. Fir aisa reaction..?? Tum dono toh jaanti ho ki mera gusse me main ulool-julool harkate kar jaata hoon.. Fir bhi tum dono Riya ko samjhane ki bajay, mujh par bhadak rahi ho.. Ye meri samajh ke pare hai... Kahi ye sab Jafar ki sazish..”


“bahut sahi samay me fat pade… tum…"mujhe beech me hee rok Riya mujhoar cheekhi " bahut sahi samay par fat pade tum... andaza ho gaya mujhe ki tum kis type ke ladke ho…”


“kis type ka ladka hu…? Kuch bhi mat bol.. Ab tu… aur tu Madhu.. Tujhe toh mere gali ka kutta tak reject kar de aur bol rahi hai ki Swayam Atharva Dev ne tujhe propose kiya tha..?? Exam hall me sirf scale manga tha tujhse 10th me... Abey apni shakal dekh aur meri dekh... Aukaat hai teri..? Sali chotti, botal chor... "


“wow.. Amazing Atharva, actually galti meri thi… jo main yaha aa gayi aur tumhe wo sab kahte hue sun liya… please , side do… main garden me ja rahi hu..”


Riya gusse me akele waha se school ke andar bane garden ki taraf chal di aur main chutiyo ki tarah waha khada rahkar kabhi Madhu ko dekhta toh kabhi Mini ko… mann toh kar raha tha ki dono ka baal pakad kar Gupta ji ki tarah pahle un dono ko pakad ke pelu aur fir ant me yaha se unki choti ke sahare un dono ko neeche latka du… par ye sab haqiqat me karne ki bajay,main un dono ko sirf ghoore jar aha tha….


“Bhatti tu ja, Riya ke peechhe… in dono ka kaam hee hai aag lagana…”Riya ke waha se jaane ke baad Ranjan bola...

Ranjan waha kab se khada tha.. Mujhe nahi pata.. Gusse me Maine dhyan hee nahi diya ki waha humare aalawa aur kitne log milkar ye tamasha dekh rahe the.. Par jab Ranjan ne ye kaha toh meri nazar us taraf hui.. Aur tab pata chala ki oure bio ki ladkiya aur do char ladke waha khade-khade meri is harqat ka maza le rahe the.. Maano unhe sadiyo se intejaar tha, meri aur Riya ki is bhidat kaa...


“Ranjan tu quiz team me select ho gaya.. iska matlab ye nahi ki tu bio ki topper ke character par sawal uthayega… waise bhi mere percentage tujhse jyada hai.. Bhool mat last year mere bio me 75 me se 73 number the aur tujh jaise ladko ko toh main friend request dekhkar hee block kar deti hu…”Ranjan jab mere paksh me bola toh use jhadte hue Madhu ek baar fir boli


“aur aaj tak tum dono ye nahi jaan payi ki kyun kisi ladke ne tum dono ko bhav kyun nahi diya…? Mana ki shakl se badsurat ho, wo toh aur bhi log hai… lekin tum dono andar se bhi badsurat ho…”Ranjan ne Mini aur Madhu ko ek sath lapete me liya “ aur jo ye din bhar Jafar-Jafar ka jaap karte rahti ho na tum dono… tum dono ke sath sath school ki baaki ladkiyo ko kaisi-kaisi galiya deta hai wo... Yadi ye bata dunga naa... toh sunkar marogi toh nahi par suicide jaroor kar logi…”

“Chitranjan… hum teri complain mam se karenge ki tune hume gali di hai…”Madhu fir cheekhi.. Shayad usne socha ki ek ladki ke cheekhne waha mauzood public ko sympathy hogi aur wo Madhu ka sath dene ke liye Ranjan ko pakad ke peet denge..

Par Ranjan ke khauff ke kaaran koyi bhi Madhu ka sath dene aage nahi aaya.. Yaha tak ki kisi ne ek shabd tak Ranjan ke khilaf apne muh se nahi nikala...


“awww… Madhu ko bura laga… Mini , tujhe bhi bura laga…? bio wali mam se complain karogi meri…? … toh kar de na… kya kar legi teri bio wali mam. jyada se jyada practical me 2 number kaat legi… 25 out of 25 ki jagah 23 degi … aur kya …? Mujhe kaun sa merit me aana hai, jo 1-1 number ke liye us bakloliya ki chaatu main... tum dono ki tarah… apna life goal set hai… ek Interceptor, khud ka medical store aur Sanjana jaisi ladki… is-se jyada mujhe kuch nahi chahiye aur mere ye arman teri mam ke practical me 2 number kaatne se adhure nahi rahenge… wo bhi yadi humlog quiz jeet gaye, tab toh bio wali mam 2 number kya.. 0.2 number bhi nahi kaat payegi… ab chal, foot yaha se…. warna dimag kharab hua toh pakad ke maar-mur dunga yahi pe… badsurat ladki… ab jaa naa... Ya Sexy Saahityakar ke dohe sunau.. Tab jayegi.. "


Madhu aur Mini ko Ranjan ke hawale karke main Riya ke peechhe bhaga, par khule aam bhag bhi nahi sakta tha… warna sabka dhyan hum dono ki taraf aakarshit ho jata… isliye main thodi der Riya ke peechhe bhagta aur jaise hee saamne se koyi aata dikhayi deta toh wahi khade hokar idhar-udhar… upar-neeche dekhne lagta aur kuch sochne ki acting karne lagta… jiske baad main is niskarsh par pahucha ki …. Lawda, daudne se achchha toh paidal hee chal leta.


“Riya… sun toh… wo bhavnao me bah jaata hu main, baaki main launda bilkul sharif hoon…”

“gusse me…? Kal ko yadi mujhpar gussa hue toh mujhe bhi abuse karoge aur fir bologe ki gusse me nikal gaya…?”

“kya bol rahi ho… ladkiyo ke sath main aise kabhi baat nahi karta…”


“Atharva… mujhe dogle ladke bilkul nahi pasand.. jo andar se kuch aur ho aur bahar se kuch aur dikhaye…”

“dogla…? Kya bol rahi ho yar… aise me toh duniya ka har ladka dogla ho jayega tumhare liye…”

“tum mera dimag mat khao, Atharva… dogle type ladke mujhe pasand nahi, jo kisi ki maa-bahan ko apshabd kahe… koyi tumhari maa-behan ko aisa kahta toh..?”

Amulye update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-60​

“achchha khud pe aayi toh dimag kharab ho gaya aur jo waha mere class ke ladke ko bol rahe the… uska kya… yadi wo bhi wahi pe tumhe maa-behan ki gali deta toh… ? ek lahja hota hai, sabhya aadmi ki tarah baat karne ka… ye nahi ki jo muh me aaya, bak diya… sharam karo kuch…”


“ok…ab bahut hua… tumhare papa police inspector hai na…? tumhe kya lagta hai… wo criminals se kaise baat karte honge thane me…? ki … aayiye mahoday, aapne humare mohalle me chori ki, aapne do logo ko khoon kar diya… aapne uski beti chod.. FUCK ME.... Sorry... mera matlab tha rape... Anyway, jo muh se nikal gaya, so nikal gaya... Point pe aata hoon... Toh tumhe kya lagta hai, tumhare papa un criminals se kaise baat karte honge... Ki.. Mahoday, ye apne duskarm kiya hai aur aapko aapke is duskarm ke liye dand diya jayega… aap kripya apne vastra utariye aur salaankho ke peechhe jaane ka kast kare.. tumhe kya lagta hai , wo aise baat karte honge, criminals se…?? Bilkul nahi… wo seedhe ma-bahan ki gali dete honge. Ab tum batao… fir tumhare papa kis type ke insan hai…? kya tumhare papa bhi dogle hai..? kyunki ghar me toh wo tumse aur tumhari maa se bahut achchhe se , bahut pyar se baat karte hai… jis tarah tumhare papa, chor-uchakko ko gaaliya dete firte hai, koyi unhe de toh…?”


“juus…. Just…..fuck…. off… Atharva"dono aankhe band karke lambi saanse bharte hue Riya thodi der baad boli…


usne mujhe fuck off bolne ke liye wo thoda samay kyun liya...?? Main aaj tak suspence me hoon. Kyunki uske papa ko jaise hee maine hum dono ki conversation me ghusaya tha, waise hee main samajh gaya tha... Riya ka responce kuch aisa hee hone wala hai... Par mujhe Riya ka muh bhi band karna tha.. So, maine kah diya... Waise, kuch galat nahi kaha tha... Jaise wo chor uchakke Riya ke papa ke liye criminals hote hai, waise hee us samay Jafar mere liye tha...


Par ye tuchha log meri tarah depth me jaa nahi paate aur fir mujhe hee galat samajh lete hai...
"FUCK OFF"jab pahli baar Riya ke fuck off bolne ke baad main fuck off nahi hua toh Riya aur chillakar boli...


“kyun…? apne me aayi toh dimag kharab ho gaya..? itni der se mujhe jo suna rahi thi..? uska kya… bina kuch jaane-samjhe seedhe meri maa-bahan pe pahuch gayi aur maine jara sa tumhare baap ke bare me sachchayi kya bayaan ki… seedhe fuck off…? Ab batao yaha dogla kaun hai… main ya tumhare papa..?? Ya fir tum khud..?? ”

“TUMM.. MUJHSE AAJ KE BAAD BAAT MAT KARNA….”Riya aur jor se cheekhi aur isi ke sath garden me ghoom rahe students ki nazar hum dono par padi…

“nahi karunga baat… Dosto ki kami hai kya mujhe… waise bhi tum jaisi dogli ladkiyo se baat karne ka mujhe koyi shaukh nahi hai… dogli kahi ki… chal jaa"

“ achchha hua , pahle hee apna asli rang dikha diya tumne..”

“sahi hee hua , jo tumhari itni chhoti soch ke bare me mujhe bhi pahle pata chal gaya… main kya –kya soch raha tha, tumhare bare me… par nikli tum dogli… tujhse achchhi toh Madhu aur Mini hai… ab ghoor kya rahi hai, maaregi kya….chal hatt yaha se… badi aayi… dogli kahi ki…”
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“kya bhatti, kya hua….? Mana liya Riya ko…”jab Riya se ladkar main apne class ki taraf jaane laga toh Ranjan ne mujhe beech me hee rok liya…

“mana liya…? Bahut udd rahi thi, baitha diya… waise bhi wo Pagal hai lawda… ulool-julool baat kar rahi thi… mere maa-behan pe aa gayi thi… ab tu bata, koyi ladka kitna bhi sharif kyun na ho, uske dimag me kuch aur chalta hai ki nahi…? Jise wo sabse chhipa kar rakhta hai.. koyi kisi ko chodna chahta hai, koyi andar hee andar kisi se pyar karta hai… koyi bahar gali nahi deta , lekin mann hee mann me galiyo ki dukan khole rahta hai…. toh kya wo dogla ho gaya…? aur wo bol toh aise rahi thi, jaise duniya ki sari ki sari ladkiya apna dil kholkar saamne rakh deti ho… tu likh le… is duniya me ladkiyo se jyada dogla koyi nahi hai… Yudhistir ka sampurn mahila jaati ko diya gaya shraap tak fail ho chuka hai, aaj ke date me… Sali, kisi ladke pe maregi lekin use chhipa kar rakhegi aur ye expect karegi ki har baar wahi pahal kare…. Ab inse bada dogla kaun hua tu bata… inko koyi jaake bataye ki chaatna hai toh laad chato, dimag nahi….”


“toh tu mana liya na… Riya ko… finally… ?”

“pata nahi kya kiya maine… baad me baat karunga Riya se… waise bhi Riya Rose Meri Territory hai "

“chal Ved ko batate hai…
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“usko bata ke kya fayda… maje lega mere aur kya… waise bhi wo toh lawda kab se iska intezaar kar raha hai…”

“isiliye toh batana hai, Bhatti…”haste hue Ranjan bola aur mere kandhe me hath daalkar mujhe jabardasti kheechte hue mere class ki taraf le jaane laga….

“batana mujhe bhi hai kuch…. Sanjana ke bare me…”

“arey haan… main toh bilkul bhool hee gaya tha, tu Jafar ke chamche ko chamka kyun raha tha…? Main dekh raha hu, Jabse tu mera dost bana hai, udta hua teer bahut catch kar raha hai tu…. Ekat ghus gaya na toh…?”

“Sanjana aur Jafar ke bare me pata chala…? Jafar aaj school nahi aaya hai kya…?”

“Sanjana aur Jafar ke bare me kya…? Unka breakup hua hai, maine hee toh bataya tha tujhe… bhai kahi unka patch-up toh nahi ho gaya na… aur nahi, Jafar aaj school nahi aaya hai… Sanjana bhi nahi aayi hai…”


“Sanjana school aayi thi.. lunch me. Tu shayad class ke andar tha, isliye dekh nahi paya…. Jafar aur Sanjana ki ladayi hui hai…”

“haan pata hai, mere saamne hee toh hui thi, jiske baad breakup ho gaya dono ka…”

“physically…”

“physically… ? kya matlab… Sanjana ne ek-do jad diye kya Jafar ko…?”

“actually, vice-versa…. Jafar ne Sanjana ko jad diya hai…”


Ye sunte hee Ranjan ko aisa jhatka laga ki wo mujhe ab kheech kar class le jaane ki bajay jaha tha wahi khada ho gaya aur mujhe ektak dekhta raha… wo bhi usi gusse se tapne laga , jis gusse se kuch der pahle main tap raha tha, jab Sanjana ne mujhe ye bataya tha…. Maine Ranjan ko meri aur Sanjana ke beech aaj hui baat-chit ke bare me bataya…

“isiliye main Jafar ke chamche ko chamka raha tha… aur Jafar ko school ke baad bus-stand me milne ka dhamki diya hu…”

“milenge na… bilkul milenge….…”apni hatheliyo ko malte hue Ranjan tharrate hue sirf itna hee kaha...
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Ab dhamki de di thi, isliye main, Ved aur Ranjan bus stand me school ki chhutti hone ke baad baithe the. Tab tak mera gussa shant ho chuka tha, isliye maine aaj jo-jo karm-kand kiye the uspar bus-stand me baithe- baithe soch- vichar kar raha tha , waise bhi jaha tak mera anumaan tha Jafar nahi aane wala tha. Isliye main bus-stand me baitha apne aaj ke karmo aur un karmo ke phal ke bare me soch raha tha… ki mujhe wo karna chahiye tha ya nahi…. ??


Gusse me toh aadmi kisi ko bhi kuch bhi bol deta hai, kisi ko kuch bhi challenge kar deta hai.. lekin use pachhtawa tab hota hai jab baad me uska gussa shant hota hai aur gusse me liye gaye decisions ke bare me wo sochta hai. jaise abhi mujhe pachhtawa ho raha tha…
Mujhe Riya se aise baat nahi karni chahiye thi, maine jo kiya wo uske liye unexpected tha… isliye usne waisa react kiya aur yadi mujhe gussa aa sakta hai toh gussa use bhi toh aa sakta hai… wo mujhe sharif samajh rahi thi, jo ki main hu.. par gusse me maine Jafar ke dost ko kuch jyada hee gali de di. Usne thodi Sanjana par hath uthaya tha aur uske baad Riya ko bahut kuch bol diya maine… khair Riya ko toh mana lunga lekin taav me aakar maine ye kya kar diya… Jaafar ko bus-stand me aane ki dhamki de di…


ab yadi Jafar aata hai toh faltu me bahut bada lafda hoga… mera naam aaj tak kahi kisi bhi galat kaam me nahi aaya.. aur 12th khatm hone ko jab kuch din bache hai toh maine ye karamat rach dali… main fattu nahi hu, lekin main isko dusare tarike se handle kar sakta tha… main seedhe Principal ko jakar complaint kar sakta tha, fir Saxsena ji ko jo karna tha wo karte… ya fir Karan Naik ko hee bol deta, wo akele maa chod deta Jafar ki… jaisa ki usne ek baar pahle kiya hai…. bahut saare raaste the mere paas lekin maine taav-taav me Jafar ko bus-stand me aane kaa nyotaa de diya aur yaha baithkar uska intezaar kar raha hu….??



Kya karu…? Ranjan ko bolu ki… humlog Principal se complaint kar dete hai..? ya fir Karan Naik se…? nahi… Ranjan nahi maanega, aur ab toh bilkul bhi nahi… iska kya hai , iska baap toh hamesha isi ke support me rahta hai, gand toh meri maari jayegi ghar me… baapu kahi ghar se naa nikal de… aur ye bhosdika Ved kaise mast baithe –baithe mobile chaala raaha hai, lawde ke baal ko koyi tension hee nahi.. aur main ye sab kyun soch raha hu , wo bhi ab… kahi main sach me toh dogla nahi…? Jaisa ki Riya bol rahi thi.


“ ho toh gaya ek ghanta, lagta hai Jafar nahi aayega.. gand fat gayi hogi uski…”

“gand uski nahi teri fati hui hai…”mobile ki screen me aankh gadaye hue Ved bola, jo fb me Mira dwara upload ki hui ek photo ko baar -baar zoom karke dekh raha tha.. Isi dauran wo bola..

"Mira ke doodh kitne bade hai be... Peene ko mil jaaye toh maza aa jaye.. Mira ka doodh peeke main bata sakta hoon ki future me usko breast cancer hoga ya nahi.."

"Chutologist ke sath -sath Boobologist hai naa tu bsdk..... Jo boobs chus ke ilaaj kar dega.. "

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Fantastic update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-61​

"Boobologist..?? " Ranjan hanste hue bola " Ved Sir Chutologist, Boobologist ke sath -sath periodologist bhi hai... Ladkiyo ka MC peekar unka blood group bata deta hai... "

"Bilkul... 2 saal wala MBBS kiya hu naa main.. Par Atharva ki fati hui hai, is baat se koyi inkaar nahi kar sakta..."Ved ne topic wapas mere dar ki oor modte hue kaha

“kya bol raha hai.. maine hee toh use yaha bulaya hai aur yaha aakar uska intezaar kar rahaa hu pichhale ek ghante se… ”

“aur ek ghanta baithenge… puri raat bhi baithna pade toh baithenge… jab tak wo aayega nahi , main jaunga nahi…”Ranjan apni sleeves upar karte hue bola…

“main kya bolta hu ki abhi apan teeno yaha se chalte hai… aur…”


Main abhi Ranjan ko waha se jaane ke liye bol hee raha tha aur yadi koyi mujhe disturb nahi karta toh guaranteed main Ranjan aur Ved ko manipulate karke waha se le bhi jaata… lekin main aisa kar pata uske pahle hee Jafar waha tantanata hua aa pahucha….. Aur bus stand ki kayi seedhiya chadhta hua mere thik saamne aakar khada ho gaya

“bol be…. Tune mujhe yaha bulaya tha… le main aa gaya…”apne dahine hath me pahne kade ko baaye hath se dabate hue Jafar bola

“toh kya sar par chadhega… peechhe hokar baat kar…”khade hote hue main bola

Main andar se kitna bhi bada fattu hoon, kitnabhi dara hua hoon... Kitna bhi nervous rahu.. Baahar se jhaat barabar bhi pradarshit nahi karta.. Aise hee thodi maine khud ko Deception King ki upaadhi di hui hai. Ekdum Oscar Level ki performance deta hoon. Jafar taqriban 20 ladko ke sath aaya tha… jisme se 4 ladke Jafar ke peechhe-peechhe bus stand ke andar ghus aaye the baki bus stand ke bahar khade uske ek ishaare ka sirf intejaar kar rahe the........... Shayad.


“tu bol madarchod… kyun bulaya hai” Jafar aawaz unchi karke bola

“teri maa chodne ke liye… par yaha bus stand me kahi dikh nahi rahi teri maa… kisi aur se chudwa rahi hai kya…? Randi hai kya bhosdiwali....?? Waise, kitne paise leti hai… dekh main pachis rupaye se jyada nahi dunga, itna hee budget hai mera aur isse jyada ki layak bhi nahi hai teri maa… afterall randi hai…”


Jaise hee maine Jafar ki maa ko ashabhya tarike se yaad kiya waise hee mere jabde pe ek ghusa pada aur waha mauzood 4-5 ladke jo Jafar ke peechhe khade the wo sab ikatthaa mujh par kood pade.

Ranjan bhi turant harkat me aaya aur ek-ek ko alag karke wahi bus stand me fekne laga…. Bus stand tha toh itna bada ki waha aaram se 50 aadmi khade ho jaye lekin andar ghusne ka jagah itna hee chauda tha ki sirf do-teen aadmi hee ek sath andar aa sakte the , upar se ground level se thodi uchayi par bhi banaya gaya tha bus stand , isliye andar ghusne ka sirf ek raasta tha... Aur wo tha seedhiyo ke raaste andar aana.


“bhag madarchod…”daud kar seedhiya chadhte hue Jafar ke dosto ko laat markar Ved bola… aur seedhiya chadh rahe Nagdi Gang ke front member ka jab balance bigda aur wo ulta gira toh apne sath kayi aur Nagdi Gang ke members ko neeche girate hue le gaya


Mere upar chadhe ladko ko ek -ek karke Ranjan ne alag kiya aur ab andha-dhun jo bhi uske hath aata, unko fode jaa raha tha aur jab bhi Ranjan kisi ko marta toh bahut bhayankar aawaz bus stand me hoti… pura danav tha, lawda.. Ranjan. ek-do ko toh Ranjan ne utha kar wahi bus -stand ke farsh par puri taqat se bhi patak diya… Ranjan ne Jafar ke dosto ko mujhse alag kar diya tha, lekin Jafar ab bhi meri gardan apni kohni me dabaye hue tha…. maine bahut koshish ki apni gardan chhudane ki lekin Jafar ne aisa jakda hua tha ki mere paseene chhut gaye lekin uska hath main nahi chhuda paya. Udhar Ranjan bhi busy ho gaya aur Ved toh andar ghusne wale jagah par morcha sambhale hue tha...


Jafar meri gardan dabaye pure bus stand me mujhe idhar-udhar lahra raha tha aur jab main apni taqat ke dum par Jafar se gardan nahi chhuda paaya toh ek mukka Jafar ke ghutne ke peechhe wale hisse me mara, jis-se uska ghutna mud gaya aur uski pakad dheeli ho gayi...

“ab tu maar lawde ke baal ko….”Ved door se hee chillaya…

“hoooooooof…”ekdum laal hua main Ved ki taraf dekha, use do-teen ladke jo seedhiyo se chadhkar upar aaye the pakadkar bahar kheench rahe the… taaki andar aane ka raasta saaf ho jaaye aur sab andar aakar meri kutayi kar sake.


Jafar ke ghutne mudne ke karan wo ghutne ke bal jameen pe gira tha. main Jafar ke saamne aaya, Jafar ab bhi khada nahi ho paya tha aur ghutne ke bal hee baitha hanf raha tha. Mauke ma fayda uthate hue maine kaskar Jafar ke chhati me ek laat mara… Jafar seedhe peechhe palat gaya… jise dekhkar Jafar ke jo dost bus stand ke bahar khade the wo aur uttejit ho gaye… Ved ab unhe akele nahi rok sakta tha aur na hee wo rok paya…. Ranjan bhi thak chuka tha aur Ranjan ke ek mukke ke jawab me do-teen mukke usko ulta pad jate the… main Ranjan ki madad karne uski taraf bhaga

“Joshhiiiiiiiiiii kha gaya be.... madarrrrchod… ”Ranjan cheekha….

“ladayi chalu ho gayi kya…”bus stand ke peechhe ek jhadi se aawaz aayi… aur Government school ke dress me ek launda OCB paper ko jeebh se chat-te hue un jhadiyo me se baahar nikla “abey teri….”


Remeber... Joshi...?? Jo hume tab dikha tha, jab first time main aur Ved Ranjan ke dhabe gaye the..?? Jise dekhkar Ved ne sawal bhi kiya tha, ya fir maine... Aur Ye wahi Joshi hai, jo Mira ke chakkar me already ek baar Jafar se bhid chuka tha.. Jaha Jafar ne akele me isko pel diya tha... Aur fir isi ke dar se Jafar kayi dino tak school nahi aaya tha. Joshi ka naam lekar ek baar maine Jafar ko dhamkaya bhi tha ki... Wo Government school wala Joshi aaj bhi khunnas me hai aur Jafar ko pelne ke jugad me hai.. Remember that...???

Anyway, bus-stand ke mahaul ko dekh Joshi turant government school ke ladko ko aavahan dete hue bus stand ki taraf dauda… jiske baad duniya ke har kone se government school ke ladke nikal kar saamne aane lage… har jhadi ke andar se, har ped ke peechhe se… har taraf se…. Kuch saamne seedhiyo ke raaste se toh.. Toh kuch bus stand me peechhe wali lambi deewar koodkar girte -padte.


kuch toh school bus se bhi neeche utar gaye aur Government School ke ladko ka bahut bada jhund Bus stand ki taraf badha …. Sabse pahle toh seedhiyo par maujood Jafar ke jo launde Ved ko bahar kheench rahe the unhe , Government school ke ladko ne wahi maar-maar kar upar se neeche feka aur fir andar aakar Jafar ke dosto ko peetne lage…. Jafar Government school ke ladko ko waha dekh…. Ekdum se utha aur bus stand se eka-ek direct neeche kood kar waha se bhaga… lekin Jafar ke pure dost nahi bhag paaye… taqriban 40-50 Government school ke ladke waha is samay mauzood the isliye waha kafi bheed jama ho gayi thi… ladne wale se jyada toh bus stand ke baahar us ladayi ko dekhne walo ki… us daur me log utna video nahi banate the, warna hum sab aaj tak viral ho chuke hote… us samay sirf tamasha dekhte the log.


Aaj ka toh pata nahi par un dino Bus stand me thulle bhi round par rahte the.... kyunki college ke ladke aksar ladkiyo se chhedkhani kiya karte the, us dauran, jab humari ladayi chal rahi thi.. Tab bhi 2 thulle round par aaye aur bus-stand ke bahar lad rahe ladko ko dande se peet-peet kar alag karne lage… main , Ved aur Ranjan ab bhi bus stand me the aur wo do thulle bus stand ke bahar lad rahe ladko me hee busy the….


“chal bhag Ved… yadi police walo ne pakad liya toh gand me danda daalkar gand ke bal hee latka denge”maine kaha aur bus stand ke peechhe 10 foot ki uchayi se neeche kooda…


Jiske baad meri dekha-seekhi Ranjan aur Ved bhi kude… hum dono bus stand ke peechee jaha jungle shuru hota tha , udhar kude the aur saamne ladke ek-dusare se bhide pade the… hum dono peechhe se koodkar saamne aaye , Police wale ab bhi ladko ko alag kar rahe the aur dande se peet bhi rahe the… is dauran ek do mukka police wale bhi kha gaye…. aur tabhi ek police jeep sansanate hue waha aayi…. Main, Ved aur Ranjan bus stand se thodi door khade the aur ladayi dekh kar maje le rahe the especially jab government school ke ladke police walo ko hee beech-beech me mukka mar dete the….


“yadi ye log turant shant nahi hue toh , jeep chadha de madarchodo pe….”Jeep se utarkar ek three star policewala cheekha…

aur uske aisa bolte hee jeeb me baithe ek police wale ne jeep start karke full accelerator diya… jiski aawaz itni tej thi ki sabhi ladko ka dhyan peechhe khadi jeep aur inspector par gaya aur sab ek-ek karke apne aap ek dusare se alag hokar khade hote gaye

“tum teeno idhar aao…”Inspector ne humari taraf ishara kiya…

“is madarchod ko kaise pata chala….”Inspector ke bulane par Ranjan badbadaya….

“shakal dekh humari… upar se tera shirt bhi fata hai… koi bhi jaan jayega ki hum teeno ladayi me the…”Ved ne jawab diya " peechhe se hee bhag jana chahiye tha.."

“kyun be… ande se nikle nahi aur gundayi karna chalu… tum teeno toh sanskar valley ke dress me ho”

“pata nahi sir, hum toh aise baithe the bus stand me… ye log aapas me ladne lage aur hum teeno beech me fas gaye…”Ranjan bola…

“madarchod chutiya samajh rakha hai kya… abhi pant utar ke gand me do-do danda marunga toh sab ugal dega….”


Ye sunte hee meri gand fat ke chaar ho gayi… behenchod ghar wale kya bolenge, rishtedar kya sochenge… school wale kya kahenge… apni toh gand hee mar gayi aaj... bol raha tha Ranjan ko… ki.. yaha se chalte hai, lekin sala yahi nahi maana aur yaha fasa diya… lambe se pelaya main ab….… Ranjan ka kya hai, uske baap ke toh kaan me joo tak nahi rengegi aaj ki khabar sunkar...lekin mere papa... Wo toh mujhe ghar se nikal denve. Pelaya lawda, main aaj... Lambe se.

“bhosdi ke… tum logo ki umra hee kya hai be… chutiyo. Padhne-likhne ki umra me kyun gaand mara rahe ho yaha…”constable se danda lekar jinhe us Inspector ne ladte hue dekha tha unhe pelne laga…

“abey ye toh Riya Rose ka baap hai…”Ved dheere se fusfusaya…

“tujhe kaise pata…”

“iske vardi me iska naam dekh… J.B. ROSE KUJUR… Rose... Riya Rose. Aur tune bataya bhi tha ki Riya ka baap inspector hai... Ye bhosdika pakka usi dogli Riya Ka dogla paap hai... I mean baap hai... Bole toh tera muh bola sasur... "

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[Nevil singh]

Update-62​

Aur us inspector ka naam dekhte hee Ved aur Ranjan meri taraf dekhne lage….


“mujhe kya dekh rahe ho be… main kuch bolunga toh jitna pelna rahega usse jyada pelega… kya pata Riya ne ghar jakar wo sab bata diya ho apne bapu ko, Jo maine aaj us-se school me kaha... Jaise wo aaj bhadak rahi thi, us-se toh yahi lagta hai ki bata di hogi”

“tera sasur hai, tujhe kaise pelega… bol isko ki hum teeno ko jaane de yaha se…”


J.B. Kujur ne ek-ek karke waha mauzood sabhi ladko ke gand me sabke saamne ek-ek danda maara. Humara number last me tha aur humara number aate -aate tak J B Rose Kujur haanfne laga tha.

“meri beti bhi tum teeno ki tarah Sanskar Valley me padhti hai... Sanskar Valley ka naam kharab kar rahe tum teeno….”dande par apna grip set karte hue wo bola

“sir, main.. Riya ka classmate…”Riya ke baap ne mujhe maarne ke liye danda uthaya hee tha ki… main jaldi se bol pada aur mere muh se Riya ka naam sunte hee uske hath ruk gaye….

“tum me se kisi ko koyi complaint karni hai kya…”dande par apna grip banate hue hue Government school ke ladko se J.B. Kujur ne puchha aur sabne naa me sar hilaya ….


“aur tum logo ko….”yahi sawal J.B. Kujur ne Jafar ke dosto se bhi puchha… jiske baad unhone bhi naa me sar hilaya….

“toh bhago behanchodo yaha se…. warna ek-ek gand me danda daal ke ghuma dunga..…”


Inspector ke aisa bolte hee sabhi ladke waha se jidhar unhe raasta mila udhar bhage…. Jiske baad danda ghumate hue Riya ka baap meri taraf muda… kyunki next number mera hee tha.

“toh tu Riya ka classmate hai…”

“actually Riya ka classmate ye nahi hai… wo main hu…”Ranjan bola “ye dono toh batchmate hai… math ke hai ye dono…”

“tere se baat kar raha hu kya main…”danda Ranjan ki chhati ke beecho-beech rakhkar Ranjan ko jor se peechhe dhakelte hue Riya ka baap fir mujhse bola “tera naam kya hai…”

“ ATHARVA… ”

“Atharva Singh Bhattacharya…. ?”aankhe chhoti chhoti karke mujhe upar se neeche dekh Riya ke baap ne mujhse puchha

“yessss sir….”(bc ise kaise pata mera name... Kahi sach me toh Riya ne aaj wali baat ise nahi bata di... Kya khatam ladki hai be..)

“tu hee Riya ki maa se milne hospital aaya tha aur quiz competition me Sanskar Valley ko represent kar raha hai…?”Riya ke papa ne apna agla sawal kiya

“actually … hum teeno kar rahe hai sir…. Ye dono physics, chemistry se aur main bio se...”Ranjan fir se beech me bola.. iske baad J.B. Kujur ne Ranjan ko ghoora….

“sorry sir…”apna sar jhukate hue Ranjan bola…

“ye ladayi kyun hui thi… aur sach batana…”


“wo sir… meri aur Jafar ki thodi behas hui thi school me… toh wo mujhe dhamkane yaha aaya tha apne dosto ke sath , lekin Joshi jo ki Government school wala hai, uski Jafar se pahle se ladayi thi… tab aap yaha nahi the… jab Jafar mujhe dhamka raha tha toh Joshi ne dekh liya aur Government school ke ladko ko aawaz dekar kood pada aur hum teeno beech me fas gaye… warna baat normal thi sir… jaise school me ladayi hoti hai…”

“abki baar chhod de raha hu… bhaago yaha se…”

“waise sir aapko kaise pata ki main quiz team me hu…? Aur mere Atharva kahte hee mera pura naam aapne bata diya...? "Waha se ulte pair bhagte hue main wapas ulte pair J B Kujur ke paas aaya aur udta hua teer lene ki koshish ki....

“Annual function ka invitation card aaya aaj ghar me. Usi ke sath quiz competition me shareek hone ka bhi invitation card … jaha Sanskar Valley kk reprrsent karne waale ladko ka naam mention kiya hua tha. i”peechhe mudkar usne apne ek constable ko aawaz di “Kaanta…”

“yes sir….”daudte hue waha ek constable aaya…

“ise mera number de de… aur Atharva, aaj ke baad koyi problem ho koyi dhamkaye toh seedhe mujhe call karna, aainda yadi aise ladayi me dekha toh tujhe chhodunga nahi… thik hai… ab jaa yaha se….”
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“bach gaya Jafar….”waha se jab hum teeno nikle toh Ranjan khunnas me bola “kal fir se usko bus stand aane ki dhamki de , Bhatti…. Jafar ko…”

“aye bhai, chutiya hai kya… Mera sasur i mean.. J.B. Kujur baar-baar nahi bakshne wala hume…”

“fattu hai lawda tu…”Ved bola….

“wo dekh Joshi…. Big-Bang tea stall me chay pee raha hai…”Joshi ko Big-Bang me dekh Ranjan khushi se chillaya “Joshiiiii…. Idhar dekh…”

“hat lawda…”Joshi Big-Bang ke andar se chillaya

“arey aa na…”

“ruk thodi der…”


Big-Bang ki Government school ke laundo ke liye wahi ahmiyat thi jo couples ke liye Starbeans tha… aksar Government school ke jo ladke bus stand ke peechhe ki jhadiyo me cigarette peete hue nahi milte, wo yaha mil jaate the aur ladayi ke baad , Riya ke baap se apne gand me danda khane ke baad Joshi bindass Bing-Bang Tea Stall me baithkar chay ke sath cigarette fook raha tha….

“tu aayega ki nahi be….”Ranjan fir se chillaya
“pahle kaam bol….”

“sale, tune toh aaj pelwa diya tha… kaha gand mara raha tha… bola tha ki 4 baje bus stand me milna…”

“laad, main aaya tha par tum teen chutiyo ke siwa waha koyi nahi dikha toh apun gaanja maarne jhadi me ghus gaya tha…”

“tum dono jao… main Joshi se mil ke kal school me milta hu…”bolkar Ranjan bhi Big-bang ke andar ghus gaya aur Main, Ved har roj ki tarah paidal hee ghar ke liye nikal gaye… ye discuss karte hue ki Ved ke paas chutologist, boobologist aur periodologist ke aalawa aur kaun se logy ka talent hai.Sath hee ye bhi ki yadi Mira abhi achanak hum dono ko apne sath sex karne ka prastav de toh hum log kya bolkar use reject karenge
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“bach gaye be Ved aaj… nahi toh Jafar ke hatho pelayi pakki thi apni… wo achchha hua Joshi sahi time pe aa gaya…”

“aata kaise nahi… isiliye toh tune Ranjan se dosti ki thi ki.. ek din tere lafde me wo kud jaye aur uske sath Joshi… aur joshi ka tere sath hone ka matlab tha... indirectly Government school ke pure ladke…. Sach bata… isi liye tune Ranjan se dosti ki thi na…?”

“maza aaya na tujhe … bas yahi matter karta hai… baaki sab jaane de ”aankh maarte hue main Ved se bola…..

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Waise ladayi toh bahut bhayankar hui thi aur iski charcha bhi bahut hui thi… lekin jo mukhya sutradhar the, is ladayi ki unka naam kahi nahi aaya…. Naa toh mera naam aaya aur naa hee Jafar ka… school me Saxsena ko sirf yahi maloom chala tha ki kal ground me Sanskar Valley, Government school aur college ke kuch ladko ke beech ladayi hui thi… naam kisi ka saamne nahi aaya tha lekin school ke kayi launde-laundiyo ko pata tha ki ladayi kiske beech hui thi… lekin kisi ne Saxsena ko nahi bataya aur naa hee Saxsena ne kisi se puchha… waise bhi Annual day ki taiyari chal rahi thi isliye Saxsena ne prayer ke baad ek normal si warning sabhi students ko de di ki aaj ke baad bus stand me faltu koyi nahi baithega… siway unki jinki bus late hai…

Prayer ke baad main , Ved aur Ranjan ghumte hue R.O. ke paas pahuche… waise bhi first period ab khali jaata tha… is time R.O. ke paas koyi nahi tha.. lekin wahi paas ke ground me thodi door me Volleyball wale practice kar rahe the, unme se kuch ladkiya bhi thi.. jinhe dekhte hue hum teeno wahi R.O. ke paaas rakhi bench par baith gaye…. ki tabhi mujhe Riya upar seedhiyo se aati hui dikhayi di… pahle toh mujhe sab normal laga ki wo normally chalte hue har din ki tarah normally paani peene aa rahi hogi… aur paani peekar normally yaha se chali jayegi… lekin jab wo kuch aur najdeek aayi toh maine gaur kiya ki wo bhunbhunate hue, apne pair patakte hue aa rahi thi….

“kya hua be ise… ro rahi hai kya… kahi Jafar ne fir se toh kuch nahi bola ise…”Riya ko aata dekh Ved bola…



“tu bhosdike kabhi achchhi baat mat karna… ho sakta hai Riya ko apni galti ka ahsaas ho gaya ho aur wo mujhse sorry bolne aa rahi ho… tum dono jao yaha se…”

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[Nevil singh]

Update-63​

“kya hua be ise… ro rahi hai kya… kahi Jafar ne fir se toh kuch nahi bola ise…”Riya ko aata dekh Ved bola…

“tu bhosdike kabhi achchhi baat mat karna… ho sakta hai Riya ko apni galti ka ahsaas ho gaya ho aur wo mujhse sorry bolne aa rahi ho… tum dono jao yaha se…”


“main lund nahi jaa raha kahi… tu jaa yaha se… "Ved ne do took jawab diya


Jiske kaaran Main hee waha se thoda door aage Riya ki taraf badha aur jaise – jaise Riya mere najdeek aati gayi, uski chalne ki speed badhti gayi , ek-do aansu ki boonde bhi uske gaal par mujhe dikhi… chehra laal tha, gusse ke karan ya fir kisi aur karan se, ispe main sure nahi tha.. par Riya ko aise apni taraf aata dekh main samajh gaya ki Riya pareshan hai aur maine apni dono hath hawa me failakar aankh band karke Riya ko gale lagne nyota diya…..


“dekh ke be kahi uske kamar se tera lund na takra jaaye, gale milte waqt... warna bura maan jayegi aur bura manne ka use haq bhi hai.. Kyunki bura wahi maanta hai, jiske paas........."jab main aankh band kiye hue Riya ke gale lagne ka intejaar karne laga toh Ved pichhe se mere paas aaya aur mere kaan me ye fusfusa kar waha se nikal gaya.. Maine Ved ki naseehat ko hamesha ki tarah aaj bhi ignore maara aur ankh band karke apne dono hath failaye Riya ka intezaar karne laga….


Aur fir Riya ne mere seene par bade pyar se apna hath fera…...............

aisa mujhe pahle pahal laga. Par baad me maloom chala ki Riya Rose ne pyar se mere seene par hath nahi firaya balki mujhe jor se dhakka diya hai…

“tum itne dogle kaise ho sakte ho…”wo cheekhi aur uski cheekh sunkar maine apni aankhe kholi…


Ab maine kya kar diya…? Sirf iska naam toh liya tha iske baap ke saamne..? kahi iske baap ne isko chamkaya toh nahi…? Nahi… mere se problem hoti toh bus-stand me hee pel deta mujhe… infact use toh mere bare me pahle se maloom tha ki main Riya ka friend hu aur uski biwi se milne hospital tak jaa chuka hu… fir kya hua… haan ye ho sakta hai ki iske baap ne ise bataya ho ki kal bus stand me kya hua aur kaise main iska naam lekar bach gaya tha. par ye toh chhoti si baat hai, isme itna bur manne wali kaun si baat hai….??


“aakhir apni aukaat dikha hee di tumne …”jab maine koyi jawab nahi diya toh Riya fir se cheekhi…

“sorry … wo tumhare papa danda maarne wale the mujhe toh maine bachne ke liye tumhara naam le liya…”

“main wo wali baat ke liye nahi balki jo tumne mere sath kiya usko lekar bol rahi hu…”

“achchha kal wali baat ke liye… again, sorry… wo gusse me kuch jyada bol gaya main… khair koyi baat nahi…”Riya ki taraf badhte hue main bola aur jaise hee main uske najdeek gaya usne fir se mujhe dhakka de diya… do -do baar beijjati... Wo bhi ground me volleyball khel rahe launde -laundiyo ke saamne.

“main usko bhi lekar nahiiiiii….. bol rahi hu…”ruwasi hokar Riya boli

"Fir.. Lawwwddddoooveeee... Love..... Fir Kisliye "

“tumne meri painting ka concept Sanjana ko kyun bataya, usne same to same meri jaisi painting banayi hai… jisme uski maa hospital me admit hai aur meri jagah wo apne maa ke saamne baithi hui hai…”

“kyaaaa……..”Ranjan peechhe se bola….

“kyaaaa…”maine bhi Ranjan ko copy kiya aur hum dono ko aisa karte dekh Ved bhi ek oor se aate hue chillaya “kyaaaaaaaaaaa……”


“coincidence hoga Riya… afterall artist wala dimag tera bhi hai, uska bhi hai… tum dono ki maa bhi hospital me admit thi…tum dono ko hee main like bhi karta hu…... Mera kahne ka matlab tha ki ye sab coincidence bhi toh ho sakta hai… ”

“tumne kya kaha … tum Sanjana ko like karte ho..?"

“nahi maine ye kab kaha… tumhare kaan baj rahe hai”

“don’t ever talk to me and this time I really mean it… Atharva… sale, kutte…”

“aisa kya hua... ”

“yeeeee hua…. 8 point…”peechhe se Ved haste hue bola…


Main peechhe mudkar Ved ko chup rahne ke liye kaha aur jab wapas saamne muda toh Riya waha se jaa rahi thi….

ye toh situation aur bigad gaayi… pahle maine iske baap ko gali di, fir ise dogli bola… fir ise meri bus-stand me Jafar ke sath hui ladayi ke bare me pata chala, ab ise ye lag raha ki iske painting ka concept Sanjana ko leak karne wala main hee hu aur maine leak isliye kiya kyunki main Sanjana ko pasand karta hu… waise sab sach hai, siway leak karne wali baat ko chhodkar… kya main sach me dogla insaan hu…? Aur Behanchod Sanjana aur Riya ne same painting kyun banayi…? Kaise banayi…?


“ Ye mere sath hee kyun hota hai…yarrr”riya ko jaata dekh maine mann me kaha
“pata nahi… shayad tu hee chutiya hai….”Ved ne bhi mann hee mann kaha......... Hoga.
“par Riya aur Sanjana ki painting ek kaise ho gayi… ye thik thik tere mausere bhai ki tarah ho gaya… kya naam bataya tha tune… jo humara senior tha aur Arman ka classmate bhi…?”

“Varun…”

“haan, Varun…. ye toh Varun ki college ki un do Bengali ladkiyo ki tarah scene ho gaya ki dono Bengali, dono ki height bhi same, dono ka color bhi same aur dono singer thi aur dono se use pyar ho gaya tha… Yaha bhi same hai… Riya aur Sanjana ki bhi height same hai, color same hai, dono maal bhi hai… aur dono ko painting pasand hai… dono ki maa ek hee time me hospital me admit hui aur dono ne same painting bhi banayi… bhayankar coincidence hai yar aur Riya soch rahi hai ki maine Sanjana ko ye bataya…”
“dono ki painting same hona shayad meri galti hai….”Ranjan dahini aankh band karke dheere se bola

“teri galti kaise…?”

“wo tune kuch din pahle class me bataya tha na ki Riya Rose kis theme me painting bana rahi hai…?”

“haan bataya tha.. toh…”

“Sanjana se chat karte waqt maine aise hee puchh liya ki uski painting ka subject kya hai… fir baato hee baato me maine Riya ki painting ka theme bata diya… par Bhatti…kasam se yar mujhe nahi maloom tha Sanjana wo idea chura legi…”

“fuck me…."

“khol fir…”Ved ne kaha

“waise abhi jis style se tune" Fuck me " bola toh aisa laga ki… Atharva Singh… Born and Bred in America….”Ranjan ne apni ungaliya chatkate hue kaha

“America sirf map me dekha hu bhai abhi tak…. "
Ranjan: tu lag raha hai bas bola main… america se hain nahi… hain toh tu Rewa ke Madhuwan Toli ka…

“fir thik hai…”Riya ko seedhiyo se upar jaate dekh muskurate hue maine kaha… “Ved, aaj school ke baad Ranjan ke dhaba chale kya. Aankh band karke order pe order karenge …”

Ved: main kaleji fry order karunga

“thik hai Ranjan order likh le abhi se… Kaleji fry aur 18++ roti akele Ved ka…”

Ranjan: ye toh bas starter hai Ved sir ka… aakhir me 4 roti toh wo paani aur saunp supari ke sath kha jata hai

“Ved tera statement chahiye ispar …. Kya pata baad me mukar jaye tu…”

Ved: dieting me hu bhai abhi main… ab bas 17+ kha pata hu… aur aakhiri char roti toh main thuk ke sath nigal jata hu…

“tu 24 abs laake hee maanega kya…”maine kaha
Ved: apne Gupta ji ki tarah family pack lana hai ab…

Ranjan: Gupta ji bhi dieting pe hai , Dhoom 2 ke title song me Hritik ko replace karenge Gupta ji…

“bhag bsdk…”seena pakad kar haste hue main bola “ lawde, Imagine tak nahi kar paa raha hu main… ki Gupta ji kaise dance karenge…”

“idhar tu imagine nahi kar paa raha , udhar Madhu kya-kya bana daal rahi hai… ye dekh….”mere id se Madhu ki timeline dikhate hue Ved bola… kyunki Madhu ne broccoli wale kaand ke baad Ved ko block kar diya tha….
Maine wo photo dekhi jo Madhu ne upload ki thi… laal colour ka paani tha aur uske upar laal-laal jhaag….


“rasna banayi hai.. Lag raha hai…”photo dekhkar maine guess kiya…

“ye rasna nahi hai.. wo toh tatti ke colour ka hota hai… ye Madhu jab kal apni chut me bhaata dali hogi toh uske chut se nikla hua paani hai.. jise wo sabko dish batakar post kar rahi hai…. kyun, Ranjan? sahi bola na… ye dekh.. isne naam bhi diya hai iska… Lava Tea…. Chut pani aur mc ko mix karke ubal di hai.. Madhu” Ved ne mobile jeb me dala aur fir bola “ye Rewa me sperm donate hota hai kya kahi…? Mujhe karna hai… faltu me waste ho raha hai… tum dono me se kisi ko pata hai..?”

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[Nevil singh]

Update-64​

“red light area me hota hai na…”Ved ke kandhe me apna hath rakhte hue Ranjan bola

“lawde… waha toh mujhe hee payment karna pad jayega aur sperm donation me payment karna nahi balki lena hota hai…”

“ek clinic me hota hai shayad…”dimag par jor daalte hue abki maine kaha “ ek kurkure ka packet milega tujhe… yani 5 rs. Karega...?”

Ranjan: 5 rs me toh 5 baar kar dega Ved… waise ye wala bf dekha ki nahi…


Aur ab Riya Rose ko puri tarah bhoolkar hum teeno wahi ground me khade khade mute karke wo bf dekhne me magan ho gaye. Ye sochkar ki Riya Rose aayegi nahi toh jayegi kaha... After all, i was the most eligible boyfriend at that time.


Ved: ye dekh kaise ye african is gori laundiya ke gand me lund daalkar 360° ghoom jaa raha hai…. A.B. Devillers ke mafiq. waise double bed me ghoom-ghoom kar chodne ka maja bahut aata hoga... Hai naa.. aur apna lakshya kaise sadhna hai , is video me achi tarah bataya gaya hai , is African ke dwara… chodte samay ek baar bhi lund bahar nahi nikala chut se… Arharva, tu bhi aisi body bana le… tere ko pornhub ka actor banna tha na…?”

“body toh bana lunga lekin is african type bada lund kaise launga...?”

Ved: dil ki baat bol raha hai ladka… waise steel ka lund lagwa le… Madhu, Mini operation karke laga bhi dengi….

Ranjan: dekh bhatti... Surgeon mil gayi hai. Baaki steel main laa dunga… jodne ke liye welder ko bhi bula lenge operation theatre me… fir teri life set hai…

“apna kismet kharab hai… jis tarah bf me African laundo ki demand rahti hai… us hisab se Africa me paida hona magta hai agle janam me”

Ranjan: tumko kabhi Africa pasand hai, hollywood dekh ke America bhi pasand aata hai… kisi ko india bhi pasand hai ki nahi…?”

"mere ko Pakistan…. Waha mast-mast maal hai…” waha se jaate hue Ved bola “atyant bakchodi pelte ho be tum dono… main jaa raha class me… Mira ko dekh ke mann hee mann me muthiaunga…. Kal Mira ki gand maarne ka imagine karke teen baar mutth maara hoon... Abhi tak lund dard de raha hai.. Kya mast gadrayi tight gand hai Mira ki mere imagination me.. Ekdum laal gand..... "


Ved ke jaane ke baad main aur Ranjan kuch der aur R.O. ke paas wali bench par baithe aur idhar-udhar ki bakchodi pelte rahe. . Maine Sanjana ke bare me puchha ki un dono ka matter kaha tak pahucha…. Jise Ranjan ne haskar taal diya, yaani maamla kuch had tak aage jaroor badha hai.. Thoda jalan toh hua seene me par fir मित्रता परमो धर्म: sidhhant ka pratipadak hone ke kaaran mujhe ab ye sehna tha... Shayad sari umra bhar... Ranjan ne hanskar Sanjana wale topic ko taal diya aur topic Riya ki taraf mod diya…


“apni kismat hee gandu hai… samaja nahi aa raha ki Riya ke upar gussa hoyu, ya use manau….? Ek kaam karta hu sanki ho jata hu…. Dimag bhrast kar deti hai ye ladkiya… achchhi khasi meri zindagi gujar rahi thi , lekin fir school me Riya aayi…. Riya se pyar ka izhaar karu ya ignore karu… kya -kya nahi kiya tha main usko patane ke liye...? "

"Disappointed..?"

"Yep... And the worst thing is i dont even know the meaning of disappointment... Yet i am."

".when you work hard for something and expect too much but at the end don't get it... You feel sad... Right..??"

"Of course "

"Well, that's the disoppointment... Mate. It Happenend with my whole life... Happening now... But Now i'm used to it.. It feels bad, hurts so much... But now i know how to handle it... And Bhatti, Always Remember one thing, no matter how fucked up your life becomes... Life is not about being sad , mad or fad over someone or something. Make the most of it because no one knows what will happen next, so………. have fun….”aankh maarte hue Ranjan bola

“cool… ”

“ Riya Rose ki tension mat le... Main uske tujhse patne ki guarantee toh nahi le sakta.. Kyunki ye decision use khud lena hai.. Lekin mere rahte hue tere aalawa school ka koyi aur launda use pata le.. Aisa hargij nahi hoga. Zindagi ki thodi bahut samajh bai , isliye jab bhi koyi confusion ho ya problem ho.. toh mere paas aa jana… We're Bonded. chal ab first period khatm hone wala hai aur school ke baad Big-Bang me chay tu pilayega…”

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“pee-peep….. pee-peep…… pee-peep”

“lawda tere ko daura-vaura padta hai kya be.... Ab kyun chilla raha hai….”peechhe baithe-baithe maine Ved ko ek mukka mara

“abey saamne dekh bhediyo ka jhund aa raha hai , toh door se hee side kar raha hu…”
Maine apni gardan tedhi karke peechhe se saamne ki oor dekha…

“use bhed bolte hai be periodologist, bhediya nahi aur side karna hai toh horn maarna … muh se kya pee-peep kar raha hai, gandu…”

“pee-peep… pee-peep…”Meri baat ka Ved par koyi asar nahi hua aur wo horn bajane ke bajay muh se horn deta raha….

“pee-peep… pee-peep… abey sunayi nahi deta kya… horn de raha hu, kab se…. pee-peep…pee-peep…”

“you do realize that you’re 27 years old… ?”

“sattaish ka kya sattar ka bhi ho jaunga toh aise hee muh se horn dunga…. Tu apna kaam kar…”

“kaam hee toh kar raha tha, lekin tere pee-peep ne mujhe disturb kar diya… aadha ghanta aur hai, Rewa pahuchne me…”

“sabse pahle kaha jayega…. Ranjan ka dhaba…? Main toh bolta hu wahi chalte hai…”

“Big-Bang….. school bhi dekh lenge… waise ghar toh main sirf 2 saal se nahi gaya par aaj jab jaa raha hu toh aisa lag raha hai jaise sadiya beet gayi ho…”


P. S. Update short lag sakta hai.. Wo next chapter.. Next update se shuru karna hee behtar samjha maine... Baaki reviews short nahi hone chahiye.....

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[Nevil singh]

Chapter-13: Big-Bang

Update-65​

"How did it start, Sir "

Uski college life kuch khas happy ending wali nahi thi... Dost, yar, pyar.. Sab kuch uska sath chhod rahe the lekin wo apne college ke aakhiri din jab wo finally hum sabko apni tanashahi se mukt karne wala tha toh hum log use goodbye kahne hostel se baahar nikal aaye.. Jaha wo hostel ke saamne barso se rakhi ek jung lagi bench par cigarette peete hue baitha khud se hee baat kar raha tha.... Us ek shaks ke kaaran pure hostel ke ladko ki 8th Semester me aisi taisi ho gayi thi.. Afterall Collector ke ladke ko maarne ka fal toh bhugatna hee tha, uspar se ek ladki ka uske kaaran mar jaana....


Par fir bhi hum juniors use last time jab wo college chhodkar jaa raha tha toh uske paas the... Even uska samaan tak auto me rakh rahe the... Kyunki uski vazah se college ke dino me baahar ka koyi aadmi hostelers par hath tak nahi utha sakta tha... Fir chaahe wo koyi bhi ho. Kitna bhi bada gunda ho... Un dino Usne hostel ke board par ek line likh rakha tha..

~Jo akadta hai, wo pakadta hai

Jiska andaza is baat se lagaya jaa sakta hai ki usne S. P. Ke saamne, Collector ke ladke tak ko pel diya tha.. Wo bhi police station me. Ye baat alag hai ki usne fir iski bahut badi kimat chukayi....

"Everything is a big lie... But also the truth at the same time. I don't understand it anymore ... I feel like Truth isn't the truth and Lie isn't the lie..."

"Then... what's the truth...? and what's the lie, sir...?"peechhe se maine puchha...

Wo mere is sawal par aise jhijhak utha, maano kisi chintan me ho aur kuch der yun hee khade hokar aas -paas ke mahol ka jayja leta raha ki aakhir yaha chal kya raha hai aur fir jab usne auto ki taraf nazar ghumayi tab shayad use aabhas hua ki hum log yaha kyun hai.. Wo yaha kyun hai aur bina kisi se ek shabd bole wo seedhe auto ki taraf chal pada...

"Sir.. Sir... Aap jaa rahe ho.. Mere se ladki patwane ka vaada kiya tha.. Wo bahut ghamandi hai.."wo abhi auto me baithne hee wala tha ki waha maujood ladko me se ek ne puchha

"Tu hai kaun be... Saale.."

"Arey main... Devendra..."

"Yaad nahi... Anyway, chut kitni bhi tight ho, chud jaati hai aur ladki kitni bhi ghamandi ho, pat jaati hai... Ye universal law hai"

"Ok... Waise Mujhe ye puchhna toh nahi chahiye, sir... par Jo ladki aapke kaaran mar gayi... Kya aapko really koyi fark nahi padta..?"

Jawab me wo muskura diya... Matlab really... Wo Muskura diya.. Jabki uske sath jo -jo hua uske baad toh ye bilkul asambhav tha... Muskurate hue usne do cigarette packet se nikal kar muh me fasaya aur bola...


"Main bahut selfish banda hoon... Jab mere jeene -marne se dusro ko farq nahi padta toh fir dusro ke jeene-marne se mujhe kyun farq padega... Aur jis ladki ko patane ki tu baat kar raha hai. Ab Dekh... yaa toh tu use pata ke chod.. Yaa fir koyi aur chod dega... Lekin wo ladki mast gand utha -utha ke chudegi.. Ye tay hai..."

Iske baadaur bhi side characters ne apne apne sawal uske saamne rakhe aur jab sabke mann ki bhadas nikal gayi toh meri baari aayi

“how did it all start…. sir”maine bhi apne sawal ka quota pura karne ke liye puchha...

“with a big-bang…”he replied

“and how will it all end…?”

“with a big….. bang… ”auto me driver ko khiskakar usks baaju me baithte hue usne kaha...


"Laundi log chutiya naa bana sake, uski koyi trick...???" Abki baar Ved ne sawal kiya...
"When A Girl Smiles too much, don't trust her.. .anyway, that was the end of The Great Arman... I guess. just, Remember the Name. Bitches... This is AR-Man... Arrogant Reputed Man..."

Zindagi me aksar bahut kuch unscripted hota hai aur yahi unscripted chiz humare pure wazood ko hila deti hai aur jab ye hota hai toh baki sab chize koyi maayne nahi rakhti, atleast kuch dino ke liye toh bilkul bhi nahi. Aur in sabse anjaan main us din subah 7 baje sokar utha…. Maine mobile me messege dekha ki kahi Riya Rose ka reply aaya ya wo ab bhi gussa hai…. wo painting wale kaand ke baad se hee Riya mujhe ignore kar rahi thi… fir chahe wo offline ho ya online… chahe mere messeges ho ya mere calls. Kabhi-kabhi lagta ki bhaad me jaye Riya… lawda, itna bhi kya gand marwana kisi ladki ke peechhe… lekin fir agle hee pal mood badal jata tha. default setting hai meri ye… main faltu ke ego ko turant side kar deta hu…


waise bhi galti meri hee thi, mere hee karan Sanjana aur Riya ki painting same thi, fir chahe wo indirectly hee kyun na ho aur jab maine galti maan hee li thi… toh fir ego kis baat ka…? Kya karenge ego ko lekar… aachar daalkar kha tak nahi sakte. Isliye us din ke baad har din subah, dopahar, sham aur raat ko respectively good morning, good afternoon, good evening & good night ke messege main bheja karta , is ummid me ki kisi din, kisi pal shayad wo mere kisi ek messege ka toh reply karegi.. Fir chaahe wo barso baad hee kyun naa ho...


Udhar, school me Jab bhi achanak mera aur Riya ka aamna-saamna hota toh main uski taraf chocolate badhakar use hii.. hello kahta. Jispar wo jawab me bade pyar se chocolate mere hath se lekar wahi fek deti thi jise fir Ved uthakar kha jata… hazaro rupaye ka chocolate us din se Ved ab tak kha chuka tha….

“tujhe pata hai… Riya kyun nahi maan rahi…”Bulla abhi attendance ka register khol hee raha tha ki Ved peechhe se mera shirt kheech kar bola…

“pelwayega kya bhai…”

“mere ko lagta hai ki tu na use sasta wala chocolate de raha hai… 500-600 wala de koyi… mana nahi kar payegi… jo ladkiya jitni sweet hoti hai, utna hee sweet pasand karti hai… likh le meri is baat ko copy me.”

“hao bhosdike… tu toh chahega hee ki 500 wala chocolate du main Riya ko... taaki jab wo gusse me fek de toh wo utha kar tu kha le… hazaro rupaye ka chocolate kha chuka hai tu ab tak… ab toh Mira ne bhi paise dene se mana kar diya hai… aakhir kab tak Mira ko chutiya bana paunga ki main usme interested hoon...”

“Mira ko chod de ek baar… fir de degi tujhe paise…”

“chal be… chodna hota toh kab ka chod diya hota.. aise sirf chudayi ke liye laundiya nahi pataunga main…”

“fir toh kabhi nahi pata payega…”


“bol toh aise raha hai jaise har section me teri do-do maal ho… muthiyal bhosdike… zindagi me ek bhi maal patayi hai tune…? Main kam se kam Riya Rose ko lagbhag -lagbhag pata liya tha... Tu toh burchatto ke mafiq chut ke firaq me hee raha, hamesha... Fir bhi aaj tak koyi chaatne tak ko nahi di”

“Ved Sir ki insult.... Sun be... jaise Ranjan ka life ko lekar concept clear hai naa... waisich apna ladki ko lekar concept clear hai… jyada baat, gand pe laat… mujhe ladkiyo ke chut se matlab hai, unke chutiyape se nahi... ”

"Yaha sawal chut ka nahi hai... Wo toh Mira de degi... Riya Rosie alag ladki hai ... Sawal yaha pyar ka hai..."

"Sawal toh kabhi pyar ka hota hee nahi bhai... Kabhi tha bhi nahi.. Khud me jhank kar dekh le.. Ya fir jitne log ye laila -majnu bane ghumte firte hai, un madarchodo ko dekh le... Aur yadi ab bhi tujhe samajh nahi aaya toh koyi baat nahi ladkiyo ke pichhe gand marwane ke baad aa jayega.. Jo maza ladko ko ladkiyo ka seal todne me aata hai na, wahi maza ladkiyo ko ladko ka dil todne me aata hai... dil tutne ka dard seal tutne ke dard se kahi jyada hai.... Isliye Sexy Saahityakar ki baat maan le.. Patana hai toh Mira ko pata... Jab tak school hai.. Chod. Fir tata bye-bye... Wo bhi khish, tu bhi khush aur jab tu khush toh main bhi khush..."

"Tum saale chutologist... Tum kya janoge ki prem kya hai..."

"Mujhse acha toh koyi jaan hee nahi sakta ki prem kya hai... Kyunki swayam Vasudev Shri Krishna ji ne samay rok kar sapne me mujhe bataya hai ki prem kya hai... Isiliye toh bata raha hoon ki Riya Rose ke sath tera jo kuch bhi kuchi -kuchi chal raha hai naa.. Wo prem nahi hai... Ye toh kuch lyricist, film banane wale ek din bade parde pe aaye aur chutiyo ki tarah bole ki prem kiya nahi jaata balki ho jaata hai... Aur un chutiyo ki baaton pe tum chutiyo ne yakin kar liya... Prem ko samajhne se pahle khud ko samajhna padta hai... example ke taur par Vrindavan me jabbb..."


“kaun hai nalayak… disturb kar raha hai attendance ke beech me…”bulla sir apne pair se sabse saamne wali desk ko hilate hue chillaye

“sir, may I come in….”Bulla abhi kisi ko pakad ke pelta uske pahle hee gate par do-teen bio wale ladke aa dhamke… jis-se sab aashcharya-chakit rah gaye aur sabse jyada toh main tha… kyunki un do-teen ladko me se ek Jafar bhi tha….

“hat nalayak… disturb kar diya… abhi English se k puchh dunga kuch... toh banega nahi… laa re ek pustak... Abhi batata hoon”Bulla ne un teeno bio waalo se kaha, jiske baad puri class hans padi...

“sir, urgent announcement karna hai… please sir.. it’s really urgent…”

“ye Jafar kab se announcement karne laga …? Saxsena party badal liya kya…?”maine mann me socha….


Bulla tha toh bahut dheeth aur attendance ke beech me kisi ko nahi aane deta tha par Jafar ke liye us din usne apne attendance register ko band kar diya…


“jaldi kar… jo karna hai, nalayak…”Bulla ne Jafar ko andar aane ke liye kaha aur Jafar apne anya do saathiyo ke sath humari class ke andar pravesh kiya...


P. S. Don't reveal further details of 8TH SEMESTER ! & ATMAKAMI... In your reviews to this Update. Plot reveal ho jayega aur jo ekat log padhne ka mann banayenge.. Wo shayad naa padhe

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[Nevil singh]

Update-66​

“Good Morning Sir and very Good Morning my fellow students. As you all know, we Sansakar Valleians are one big family and we always help each other, no matter the cost or the situation. in past, whenever anyone needed any kind of help, We were always there for each other and i promise we will always be like this. Our one of the brightest student and a fantastic painter….”

“Sanjana ko leke fir se randi rona kar raha hai ye….”Ved ne beech me mujhse kaha..

“chup be… badhiya bol raha hai ye… sunne de…” maine Ved ko chup karaya aur pura concentration Jafar par focus किया

“So, Our one of the brightest student and a fantastic painter, who are also going to represent our school in upcoming painting competition"

"Ye toh Sanjana ka pichha chhod hee nahi raha.."main badbadaya

"And She is nobody else but.............… "

"Silky Sanjana..."maine mann hee mann wo naam pahle le liya, jo Jafar aage lene wala tha...

"She is nobody else but...."

"Bolega madarchod... Yaa desk pe khade hoke gol gol lund ghumau tab bolega"abki baar jab Ranjan ne pause liya toh Ved dabi aawaz me gurraya....

"She is nobody else but RIYA.... ROSE.."


"Madarchod... Mahtarichod.... Betichod... Bitiyachod.... Chachi-chod... Chacha-chod... Le uda ye Riya Rose ko bhi.."peechhe baithe baithe Ved Aashcharyachakit ho mere peeth me ek mukka maarkar budbudaya "bola thaa naa... Riya Rose sahi ladki nahi hai tere liye"

"Riya Rose...."main is jhatke seubar tak nahi paaya tha ki Jafar ne aage bola "her mother is admitted to the Vindhya hospital yesterday for kidney Stone treatment. Riya and her family Emotionally as well as economically need our support… therefore, it is my request to you, please donate as much as you can because tomorrow this could happen with anyone present in this class. That’s all… Thank you sir….”


Itna Bolkar Jafar sabse pahle Bulla ka hee chalaan kaatne uske paas gaya , Bulla ne apne shirt ki jeb me hath dala aur 500 ki ek patti nikal kar Jafar ko pakda diya… Jafar ne Bulla ka naam likha aur uske dwara donate kiye hue rupaye… iske baad usne wahi trick apnayi jo maine Sanjana ke donation me apnayi thi… usne bhi shuruat laadkiyo se ki … aur donation maagte waqt Sansakar Valley is a big family ka naara diye jaa raha tha… ab maths ki ladkiya bhale hee calculas jaise complicated topic padhi ho, lekin family ke naam par sabka dil paseej gaya aur sabne ‘we are Sanskar Valleians’ ka naara maarte hue donate karna shuru kar diya… aur donation lene ki ninja technique main pahle hee bata chuka hu ki jo bhi laundo se karwana ho , wo chiz ladkiyo se karwa lo… ladke jhak maar ke aayenge… toh same idhar bhi hua…


saale ne acha analyse kiya meri Atharva Neeti ko aur copy karke Riya ko impress karne chala hai.... Dialogue tak same rakha.. Sirf Sanjana ki jagah, Riya Rose ka naam daal diya aur bimari ka name change kar diya. Ye jaroor un do Madhu aur Mini ki karamat hogi... Sali burchattiya.


Jafar har ek ki desk ke paas jata, jo jitna paisa deta… uske naam ke saamne utna paisa likh kar aage wale ke paas hath faila leta…. Jafar ke paas meri tarah Ranjan nahi tha.. Jo laundo ko do-teen mukka pelkar jabardasti unse donation karwa le... Lekin mc ladkiyo ne fir bhi badh chadhkar hissa liya... Mira ne toh 2000 rs diya... Aur boli ki baaki main kal de dungi...


"Bhai, Mira call girl toh nahi ban gayi...? Warna itna paisa kaun deta hai... Dekh toh, Lawda Bulla tak sharma kar class se baahar nikal gaya... Ms. Robinhood hai Mira... Aamiro ka lawda lekar, garibo ko paisa deti hai" Ved bola "sala Mira aur Jafar ko ek sath dekhkar inka purana prem prasang yaad aa gaya...?? Waise, Atharva... Kya Mira ko pata hai ki uske Jafar ke sath breakup me hum dono ka hath tha..??"

"Nahi... Humne toh bas wo kiya jo us waqt hume sahi laga.. BC, apne dosto ke sath Mira ko share karne ka plan bana raha tha Jafar... Atharva Dev hawasi ho sakta hai, lekin haivan nahi... Waise bahut sahi game khela tha hum dono ne.. Aaj tak ise hawa nahi lagi "

"Game humne nahi tune khela tha jhoothi afwaah faila kar ki Jafar Mira ko apne dosto ke sath share karne waala hai.. Jabki aisa kuch thaa hee nahi... Sach toh ye tha ki wo Sanjana ko patane laga tha... Aur wo Sanjana ko naa pataye isliye tune Mira wali afwaah failayi school me taaki Sanjana usse set hee naa ho. Lekin tera daav yaha ulta pad gaya... Ye afwah failte hee Jafar ne Mira ko makkhi ki tarah nikal feka aurCompletely Sanjana ke peechhe lag gaya... Lekin idhar Mira bahut badnaam ho gayi... Is lihaaj se dekha jaaye toh game humne nahi Jafar ne khela tha.. BC ne Sanjana ko jo pata liya aur ab jab Sanjana se door hua......"

"Aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ki itni khatarnak afwaah failane ke baad bhi Sanjana, jafar se kaise set ho gayi...?? Kasam se main aaj tak suspence me hoon is baat ko lekar.."

"Sometimes, i think she did it on purpose... And deep down she always knew that you loved her... Ab Riya Rose ke sath bhi yahi karega Jafar... Dekh lena..."

" Riya Rose ko leke tension mat le.... Ranjan mujhe ashvasan de chuka hai ki.. Wo school ke kisi bhi ladko ko Riya se set hone nahi dega... "

"Chuda Jafar fir... Yadi Ranjan ne aisa bola hai toh...?? Yaa fir tune Ranjan ko manipulate karke aisa bulwaya..??"

"Galat log aksar dusro ko galat samjhte hai, unhe khud ki galti nahi dikhti... Jaise Mahabharat ke yuddh ka blame aaj bhi kuch log Shri Krishna pe thopte hai... Bas waise hee tu bhi har chij ke liye mujhe blame karna band kar... Kyunki is pure school me ekmatra main hee aisa ladka hoon, jisne Ranjan ko apne ghar bulaya hai... Tum logo ki toh himmat tak nahi hoti ki Ranjan ka naam tak le lo ghar me... Aur ye BC Riya ki maa ko achanak hua kya.. Thik toh ho gayi thi.. Aur ye mujhe pata kyun nahi..?? "


Isi bich Jafar donation lete -lete mere bench ki taraf badhne laga, Jafar ko apni oor aata dekh Ved ne apne dono pair desk par rakha aur full role me hath sar ke pichhe kar, sar peechhe wali desk se tika kar Jafar ko ghoorne laga...

"Atharva.. Donation de.."

“pahle batana tha , main paisa nahi laya..”jab Jafar mere saamne aaya toh maine kaha….

“koyi baat nahi… bahut badhiya” Jafar khushi -khushi copy me likhte hue kaha “Atharva Singh- Nil…. Riya kitna proud feel karegi ye dekhkar… photo kheech lunga is list ki main , Riya ko dikhane ke liye.. Waise jo donation nahi deta.. Main,Simply Uska naam hee nahi likhta list me.. Lekin tera jaroor likhunga aur jo list Riya ko oaise ke sath dunga.. Us list me sabse upar tera naam rahega... Bakayda bade bade zero ke sath... "

“kal de dunga na… aaj likh de…”

“koyi aur hota toh chalta , par tere liye nahi…. Saale, bhatti"

“ek kaam kar…. Ye le 300 aur Atharva ke naam se entry kar…”peechhe apna sar tikaye Ved ne apne shirt ki jeb se 100-100 ke 3 note nikal kar Jafar se bola… “aur mere naam ke aage nil likh de… Ved Sir ko ghanta farak nahi padta in sab chijo se... ”


Ved ne teen sau rupaye Jafar ki taraf neeche feka aur mujhe dekhkar aankh mara…. Jafar daant peesate hue mera naam likha aur Ved ka naam…. Jaisa ki usne kaha tha ki wo donation naa dene waalo ko simply list me mention hee nahi karta... Isliye usne Ved ko ignore marke aage badh gaga. Jafar toh waha se chala gaya par jaane se pahle mere kaan me kuch fussfusa kar gaya…


“tere karan Sanjana mujhse alag hui thi na, ab mere karan Riya tujhse alag hogi…. wo toh acha hua Riya ki maa Vindhya me admit hai yadi bychance Sanjay Gandhi me admit hoti toh fir dekhta tu… Sanjay Gandhi me peon se lekar doctor tak meri pahuch hai… mujhe gaand dhone ka saabun bechne wala kaha tha tune.. Sale, bhatti... Sanjay Gandhi me meri family se hee do surgeon hai, waha Riya ki sari arrangement main hee kar deta… shukar mana ki Riya ki maa Sanjay Gandhi me nahi balki Vindhya me hai. ab main Aisa bomb fodunga teri zindagi me ki tere sare armano ke chithade-chithade udd jayenge… ”


" good luck fighting both Deception King & Sexy Saahityakar aur meri koshish bhi yahi rahegi ki next time jab hum dono ki ladayi ho toh Joshi aur government school ke ladke shuruat se hee mauzood rahe.. Kya pelenge tujhe wo sab... Saale, Maar maar ke tere muh ko gand naa bana de toh kahna... Baaki teri family me se do surgeon hai hee... "maine sirf itna kaha aur muskura diya… kyunki smile karna hee best response hota hai , chahe aap fati me ho ya fir kisi fasaad me.. friend ke sath ho ya fir foe ke sath… bas muskura do aur saamne wali ki jal ke raakh ho jati hai... so maine bhi wahi kiya….

“kya bol raha tha tere kaan me… jo tu bhadak gaya”Jafar ke jaane ke baad Ved mujhse puchha…

“yeeeee…. Puch raha tha.. 4 point…”

“bata nahi toh abhiye apna 300 rupaye wapas le lunga…”

“kuch nahi bol raha tha ki tu use bahut pasand hai aur wo teri gand maarna chahta hai, aaj Lunch time me…. Isliye tujhe bathroom me milne ke liye bola hai…”

“ulta palta ke main hee pond mar lunga uski… waise ye Riya ki maa dobara kab admit ho gayi… tune bataya nahi…”

“main kya batata… mujhe khud hee nahi maloom.... baat-chit band hai…”

Dhanshu update bhai

 

[Kingfisher]

Abhi kya ye to sirf ek doha tha.. Abhi toh aage.. Sexy gaane bhi milenge aur sexy मुहावरे bhi aise hee thodi usne khud ko sexysaahityakar ki upadhi di hai

Aise feature na dikhaiye bhai varna hum ek hi rat puri story pad dalega

Aage time travel, teleportation, samay rokna sab kuch concept hai.. Aap aahe to padho

 

[Kingfisher]

Babu moshay kya gajab likhte ho
Dhoti ko faad ke rumaal karte ho
Do lafjo ka pyar
Lena hai ya dena hai
Hona vahi jo hona hai

Navil sir app etne saare update ek sath kaise hajam kar gye ....tin char din me puri story pad dali ... Mujse to hajmola khane ke bad bhi ek Update muskil se pachata hai .... Thoda dose hume bhi de dena jo app story padte vakt upyog me late ho ...great navil sir