UPDATE 57
main- pehle to Chalo kuch kha lete hai. Baad me sochte hai Kya banana hai.
Aadil- baat me dam hai. Kyuki bahut hi bhayanak bhook lagi hai.
Rony- ok to Chalo.
Uske baad ham sab base se Bahar aaye and muh hath dho Kar aagye dining table per jaha per sabhi log moujood the. Ledieso me khana parosa and ham sab lage khane.
Mom- to soch liya ki Kya banana hai.
Bhai- mom aap hi kuch suggeste Kar dijiye ki Kya khana banaye ham log. Hame to kuch samaj hi nahi aaraha hai.
Mom- are Jo banana aata hai bahi bana do.
Bhai- mom hame to lagbhag sabhi kuch banana aata hai AAP hi bataiye ki Kya khana pasand karegi aap.
Mom- aisa hai to to fir sochna padega ki Kya khana hai.
Bua- ha baise mujhe to dum aaloo khane ka man hai. Baki aap log apna Bata do.
Mom- ek kaam karo dum aaloo and matar paneer to bana hi dena. Iske baad daal chawal. Roti and Surya aaloo KE parathe to bana hi raha hai. Bas yahi sab bana Dena.
Rony- ye matar paneer to har teesre din banta hi rehta hai. Kuch or bataiye
Mom- baise ye baat bhi theek hai. To fir kaju Kari bana dena.and meethe me Jo tumhe pasand ho.bas. ab iske aage kuch nahi.
Aadil- done.
Bua- badiya to tyayri suru kardo. Kyuki kuch saman sayad hai nahi to use kharid Kar bhi Lana hai.
Bhai- ek list dedo Kya Kya nahi hai. Ham le aayenge.
Neha- ham Kyu de. List. Aapko khana banana hai. Isliye aaplog kitchen me jaiye and Jo kuch bhi aapko lage ki Lana hai. Uski list banaiye and le aaiye.
Mom- bilkul theek kaha Neha ne.
Bhai- theek hai.
Uske baad sabhi apne khane me lag gye and khana khane ke baad sabhi bahi sofe per baith gye. And aadhe ghante baad Bhai and Rony and aadil teeno hi kitchen me gye and list banane lage. Ki Kya Kya Lana hai. Unhe list banane me hi. 1 ghanta lag gya. Or me to badiya se Bahar hi baitha raha kyuki mujhe jyada tension nahi thi.
Jab bo log bahar aaye to.
Main- Kya baat hai. Badi der laga di.list banane me.
Bhai- ab Kya Kare. Saman dhundne me der to lagegi hi. Baki list complete hai. Jyada saman nahi Lana hai. Aadil- or Surya tum Sono jao or market se Le aao ye saman.
Main- Theek hai deejiye.
Maine list li. And aadil ke sath me Bahar aagya.
Main- ye saman lane KE liye kaha Jana hai. Ye pata hai aapko.
Aadil- mujhe nahi pata. Baise kisi kirana store per Chalo bahi sab mil jayega.amd kuch sabziya bhi Lana hai to kisi Mandi me chalte hai bahi per sab mil jayega.
Main- apne gaon me hai ye dukane.
Aadil- hona to chahiye. Chalo ek round lagate hai. Agar mil gyi to yahi se le lenge.verna fir udaypur chalenge.
Main- ok.
Maine apni gadi nikali and ham nikal gye gaon me. Hamne gaon ke chakkar lagaye. To hame sabzi ki redy mil gyi. To Maine apni gadi ko roka and Bahar aagye.
Main- kaise ho Kaka. Sab badiya.
Kaka- are beta aap log. Kaha ja rahe ho
Main- kahi nahi Kaka much sabziya chahiye thi to aagye lene.
Kaka- are beta paresan Kyu hue. Hame bulawa bhej Diya hota ham apna thela leke bahi aajate.
Main- ab to aagye Kaka. Ab AAP de deejiye. Ye leejiye list. Or ekdam taxi sabziya hi Dena.
Kaka- bilkul beta. Aapko nahi denge to kisko denge. Bataiye Kya Kya Dena hai.
Main- ye list me likha hai AAP dekh leejiye. Or usi hisab se Dr deejiye.
Kaka- laiye list deejiye.
Maine unko list di. To unhone us hisab se sab saman de diya and gadi me rakh Diya.
Main- kitna hua Kaka.
Kaka- are beta aapse paise leke me Kya karunga. Baise bhi ham AAP hi me rehmo Karam per to chal rahe hai. Ab aapse paise lenge to uper wale ko Kya muh dikhayenge.
Main- Kaka ye sab apni jagah hai or dhanda apni jagah. Ab agar me aapko paise nahi dunga to Kal AAP or sabziya kaise layenge.isliye ye leejiye.
Kaka- nahi beta mujhse nahi liya jayega. Aap chale jaiye main nahi Le sakta aapse paise.
Main- or me Bina paise Diya yaha se Jane Wala nahi hu. Ek kaam kariye AAP mat keejiye ye main khud hi aapki Jeb me rakh deta hu.
Or Maine unki Jeb me ek 500 ka note rakh Diya. Achha Kaka ab ye bataiye ki yha ye Baki ka saman mil jayega kya.or milega to kiske yaha milega.
Kaka- beta ye Suresh ki dukan per mil jayega. Yahi aage hai uski dukan chaliye me Le chalta hu aapko baha tak.
Main- are ham chale jayenge aap Kyu tension le rahe ho
Kaka- aise kaise. Me to chalunga. Aaiye mere sath. Fir ham paidal hi unke sath chal pade. And thodi hi der me vo hame ek dukan per Le aaye.
Kaka- are Suresh kaha ho. Bahar aao.
Suresh- are Kaka Kya hua.
Kaka- dekho Kon aaya hai.
Suresh- bahar aate hue.
Kon aaya hai.
Or jaise hi hame dekha turant hi hath ko jodne laga.
Main- are ye Kya Kar rahe ho.
Suresh- are chhote Malik AAP. Hame bulawaliya hota. Aapne takleef Kyu ki.
Main- are kaam hame tha to aagye. Achha ye saman de deejiye
Suresh- abhi deta hu.
Maine unko list di to unhone use dekha or uske hisab se sab saman dene laga. Or saman dene se pehle hamare liye do kursiya bhi laga di.
Suresh- AAP baithiye me deta hu sab saman.
Ham bahi baith gye and vo San saman ko ek bade se thele me rakh Diya.
Suresh- ho gya sab saman.
Main- badiya kitna hua.
Mere aisa puchne per ye bhi paise lene se Mana karne lage. To inko bhi jabardasti mujhe hi paise dene pade.
Suresh- Malik kuch chai baegra lenge Kya
Main- nahi abhi bahut kaam hai. Is liye baad me aaye hai kabhi. Puri dawat hi khake jayenge.
Suresh- jaisa aapko theek lage Malik. Aaiye me ye thela gadi me rakh deta hu.
Main- are ham lelenge.
Suresh- mere hote hue nahi. Aaiye mere sath.
Usne thela uthaya or ham gadi ke pass aagye. Maine gadi ko unlock Kiya to usne thela ko gadi me rakh Diya. And ham chal pade haweli ki taraf. Thodi hi der me ham Sara saman leke Ghar aagye. Ghar per bhi ek Kaka the vo aaye or unhone gadi me se Sara saman nikal Kar andar le aaye.
Bhai- Kya baat hai Badi jaldi aagye. Mujhe to laga sham Tak aaoge.
Main- ham aapki tarah dheele nahi hai. Jo bhi karte hai furti SE karte hai. Kyu aadil bhai.aa
Aadil- bilkul yahi log time lagate hai. Hame dekho aadhe ghante me hi itni shopping karke aagye.
Bhai- achha aao to fir andar banao khana.
Aadil- bhai mere pait me thodi gadbad hai me fresh hoke aata hu. Aap log suru kariye.
Usne itni ada se ye kaha ki hamari hasi hi Nika gyi
Main- Kya baat hai. Bilkul sabhi time per gadbad Hui hai. Baise Mera bhi temp. Thoda high as ho raha hai. Isliye me baad me aata hu AAP log suru keejiye.
. Rony- dekh rahe ho Bhai ye kaise bahane bana rahe hai.
Bhai- koi bahana nahi chalne Wala. Aao jaldi. Verna me tum dono ki hi kuch khane nahi dunga. Or baise bhi tumhari tabiyat kharab hai na. To tumahare liye me sada khichdi bana dunga or bahi tumlogo ko khani padegi. Kyu Rony.
Rony- bilkul Bhai yahi karte hai.
Main- baise Mera temp ab theek hai. Me chalta hu andar.
Aadil- ha Mera bhi pait ab theek hai. Chaliye kaam suru karte hai.
Mom- dekh rahe ho tum log kaise ek hi jhatke me ye theek ho gye.
Neha- ha mom. Baise Kya khoob idea lagaya hai. Dada kheechdi ka. Aadil ka to pata nhi lekin Surya to bilkul nahi khane Bala tha.
Rony- Bhabi sirf Suri hi nahi balki aadil bhi aise be swad khane se bilkul door hi rehta hai. Isi liye to ye hamne bola hai.
Neha- badiya Kiya. Aab jaiye or khana banaiye.
Uske baad ham sab kitchen me aagye and lag gye apna khana banane me. Bhai ne sabzi banane ka zimma liya and Rony or aadil Bhai ne rotiya banane ka zimma liya. And mere parathe to last me hi banne the isliye me bhi sabziya banane me help karna laga. Hame lagbhag dhai ghante lag gye pora khana ready karne me . And sham ke 7 baj gye the. Ye sab karne me. Lekin achhi baat ye thi ki khana ready ho gya. Tha.
Fir hamne bahar aake sabko bataya ki khana ready hai.ab batao ki abhi khana hai ya baad me.
Mom- ek kaam karo Le aao. Sabhi log abhi khayenge. Jara me bhi to dekhu ki mere Beto ne kaisa khana banaya hai.
Main- jaisa aap kahe. Aaiye sab dining table per.
Uske baad hamne ek ek karke khana table per lagaya and ham bhi bahi baith gye. Or sabne khana khana start Kar Diya.and jaise hi pehla niwala khaya sabko samaj me aagya ki ham log bhi Master Chief ban sakte hai. Kya tariff nikli kasam se sunke Maja aagya. KHair aise hi tariff sunte hue hi hamne apna khana finish Kiya and ham sab bahi sofe per baith gye.
Mom- bakai me tum logo ne Kamal ka khana banaya tha. Ham SE bhi achha. Maja aagya.
Neha- ha mujhe itne achhe ki ummid hi nahi thi. Lekin Kamal Kar diya aap logo ne.
Main- thanks. Baise hamne to kuch khas nahi Kiya sab kaam to Bhai ne hi Kiya hai. Unhone hi itni testi sabzi banai thi. Isliye sabse jyada tariff ke haqdaaf to Bhai hai. Or mujhe Kya lagta hai. Bhai aapko apna ek restaurant bhi suru Kar Lena chahiye. Kasam se khoob chalega.
Bhai- rehne de chhote. Ek din me hi band baj gyi. Agar restaurant khol liya to pata nahi Kya haal hoga. Isliye ye idea ko drop Karo. Baki sabhi ko thanks ki khana pasand aaya.
Uske baad kuch khas bate nahi Hui. Sabhi bahi family ki bate chti rahi. And aadil Bhai ki Sadi ka topic bhi chhuda beech me. Lekin aadil Bhai fir se bol pade ki Love merrige hi karni hai. Jisse ham sab fir SE thande pad gye.and us raat fir kuch khas nahi hua. Raat me Maine Harry SE thoda haal chal pucha ki kahi koi gadbad to nahi Hui hai. To Harry ne bhi kaha ki kahi per bhi kuch nahi hua hai.
Main- yaar Harry ye akhir itna shan't kaise baitha hai. Mujhe to kuch gadbad lag rahi hai.
Harry- aisa hi kuch mujhe bhi lag raha hai
Lagta hai koi tagdi planning Kar raha hai hamare liye.
Main- bahi to. Uski ye planning kahi ham per Sach me bhari na pad Jaye.
Harry- ye. Baat bhi hai. To Kya Kiya Jaye.
Main- dhundo use kaha hai vo.
Harry- sir use dhundna pehle bhi muskil tha or ab bhi. Pata nahi abki baar kis gufa me ghusa hoga. Nahi kisi reddar per dikhta hai. Na hi kisi map me. Pata nahi Kya cheez hai vo. Kahi gayab sa ho jata hai.
Main- to Kya ab uska intjaar hi karna padega Kya.
Harry- yahi ek obtion hai filhal to. Agli baar aap usme koi transmitter laga Dena agar vo bhagne ki kosis karega to hame pata chal jayega ki kaha hai vo.
Main- uski sayad jarurat hi nahi padegi.kyuki agli baar vo jinda nahi bachne Wala.
Harry- agar aisa ho Jaye to or badiya. Baise sir mujhe lagta hai ki jisko aapne senoy samaj Kar Mara tha vo sayad asli nahi tha. Uska koi behrupiya hoga.
Main- aisa to mujhe bhi lagta hai. Baki agar asli Wala bhi samne aagya to usko isse buri mout dunga. Agar vo abhi Tak bakai me jinda bacha hai to.
Harry- theek hai sir. Ab so jaiye. Raat bahut ho gyi hai.
Main- ok good night Harry.
Harry- good night sir.
Uske baad me bhi sogya and Harry bhi apne system me hisab se run karne laga.
To be countinue………….
Toh bhaiyon khana banwa hi liya sabse bas dhyan rahe kahin yeh inki permanent job na ho jaaye
Aur yaar bhai 'a'adil bhai ka bhi kuch karo yaar yeh sab toh set ho gaye apni apni life mein ab 'a'adil bhai ka bhi kuch khayaal karo bechaare
Rahi baat senoy ki toh lagta toh yahi hai ki woh zinda hai aur us kaal se mil chuka hai..... Kyonki kaal itne waqt tak yon hi toh nahin ruka rehta woh kuch na kuch toh karta hi....
Aur senoy bhai jo prayog kar rahe the vansh ke khatme ke ba'ad uska kya bana??
