Update-13
“kal tu bus stand ki gomti me cigarette pee raha tha na.…? bahut chhalle uda raha tha dhue ke ladkiyo ko dekh-dekh kar... chal bata cigarette lighter me kaun si gas use hoti hai…”saamne chair par sawar hote hue Gupta ji bole
“propane…. Shayad..”
“aa idhar….”ungaliyo se ishara karke Gupta ji ne use saamne aane ka nyota diya
“methane…”
“aa ja beta, mere paas aa…”
“Ethane….”ek baar fir apna luck ajmate hue wo bola….
“aa ja… aa ja … aa ja ab ...aur der mat kar….. jitna galat uttar dega utna jyada laat khayega. minus marking ka jamana hai”
Wo ladka dheere-dheere sahme hue Gupta ji ke paas pahucha aur jaise hee Gupta ji ke paas pahucha… Gupta ji ne turant uske sar ke baal jor se pakad kar us ladke ko wahi gol-gol ghumane lage…..
“saleeee…. Tum log….. apneeee…. Baaaap ka paisa barbaad kar rahe ho….. Butane gas hoti hai cigarette lighter me… kaun si gas hoti hai….”itna bolkar Gupta ji ne use chhoda
“Bueeee….tane…..”
“achchhe se bol….kaun si gas hoti hai…?”fir se uske sar ke baal ko kheench kar gol-gol ghumate hue Gupta ji bole….
“aaaaaa…… Butane….”
“basta pakad apna aur ghar jaa… kal apne baap se sign karwa ke lana….”
“sorry sir…”
“sorry nahi… basta pakad aur ghar nikal…”ek baar fir uska baal pakad kar ghumaate hue Gupta ji bole… “cigarette piyega, school ke paas… haayeee.. gunda banega tu… wo bhi Bhagwan Das ke rahte hue... tujhe aise hee chhod diya toh tu kal wahi baithkar chilam bhi sulgayega...? saale ganjedi..”
“galti ho gayi, sir…. Aaj ke baad nahi piyunga…”
Gupta ji ne us ladke ke baal ko chhoda aur baal chhodte hee ek jhapad gaal par khisiyate hue mara aur jab is-se unka mann nahi bhara toh mutthi baandh ke us ladke ko fir jhukaya aur diya daba ke ek mukka uski peeth par...
“aaayiiiiiii….”peeth par mukka khaate hee wo ladka tedha ho gaya
“jaa baith, nalayak kahi ka… school ke vatavaran ko dushit karte ho”
Gupta ji khud ko bahut bada gunda samajhte the aur ek gunde ke saamne kuch bhi karo par gundayi mat jhado… unse bachne ka yahi ek tarika tha. Baki unhe kisi aur chiz se koyi matlab nahi tha… chahe tum pass ho ya fail… bas unke saamne apna muh sil ke chup-chap baithe raho… par log ye baat samajh nahi paate aur Gupta ji ki baato par aksar hans dete hai ya josh-josh me koyi comment paas kar dete hai. Aur fir pela jaate hai… jaise ki abhi hone wala tha.. Gupta ji ne jab cigarette peene wale ko sari class ke saamne mara toh uske bagal me baithne wala ladka maje le-lekar hasne laga….
“kyun re dhor, bahut hasi aa rahi hai tujhe….”apni jagah se khade hokar uski taraf jaate hue Gupta ji bole….
“chal tu ye bata ki, copper sulphate ke solution se copper recover karne ke liye kaun sa metal use kiya jata hai…”
“IRON…” wo ladka jhatt se bola aur muskura utha… jisse Gupta ji ki aur sulag gayi…
“primary compound of natural gas bata….”
“methane….” Wo fir tapak se bola aur abki baar aur muskurane laga …. Abki baar toh Gupta ji ki jhant bilkul hee sulag gayi aur unhone apna brahmastra nikala…
“page number bata… kis page name number me likha hai…”
“page number... page number...? sir… wo toh nahiii...”
“page no. nahi pata… aye….”baal pakad kar Gupta ji ne us ladke ko jhukaya aur apni kohni dum lagakar uske peeth me mari…. Jiske baad wo ladka wahi chhatpata utha…
“book ka ek-ek shabd yaad hona chahiye… page number tak… sala, mere saamne gundayi karta hai… ruk tu…”ek kohni aur pelte hue Gupta ji bole….
Aur fir pure period hum sabko kuch padhane ki bajay dhikaarte rahe ki kaise hum log apne maa-baap ka paisa barbaad kar rahe hai aur hum logo ko chut bhar.. I mean... chullu bhar paani me doob kar mar jaana chahiye….
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“na be Atharva… jo iske yaha tution padhne jaata hoga, uska kya haal karta hoga ye….”chhutti hone ke baad class se nikalte hue Ved bola… “tune wo wali movie dekh li kya…”
“kaun wali…”
“yeeeeeeeee waliiii….”apne lund ki taraf ishara karke Ved cheekha “2 point…”
“kya hai… be… shant rah…”
“arey tension mat le…. Sanjana kuch din gussa rahegi… fir normal ho jayegi, tera shautan hai na Jafar…. wo de dega use naya mobile kharid kar…”
“arey main wo nahi soch raha….”
“achaa toh Riya wale incident ke bare me soch raha hai… waise thik hee toh hua hai aur sale thode attitude me raha kar… aise fati me rahega toh gand maar lenge log teri, ek ladka tha humare school me, ab passout ho gaya.. chal tujhe kuch dikhata hoon…”
“ab main tujhse puchhunga… ki… kya… kya dikhayega. toh tu fir se ~ yeeee… ~ bolke lawda dikhayega aur 3 point chadha dega….”
“wo toh hai… par main sach me tujhe kuch dikhane wala hu, chal mere sath….”
Ved mujhe pakad kar Principal office ki taraf le jaane laga , yaani long route se.. aaj wo railings se fisal kar direct neeche nahi gaya aur jab hum dono waha pahuch gaye toh usne Principal Office ke bahar lage 2 board ki taraf ishara kiya… ek board tha, jisme pure school me per year highest percentage wale ka naam aur uske us year kitne percentage the.. ye likha hua tha aur dusara board tha , har saal best student ka award jeetne wale ka aur har saal ye dono award alag alag student ko hee diye jaate the.. siwaay...
“mujhe kyun dikha raha hai….ye…. ”maine Ved se puchha...
“ye dekh… ye jo percentage wala section hai na… yaha naam aana aasan hai, sirf pel ke padhayi karni hai aur top karna hai, 3500 logo me. lekin jo ye dusara wala hai … isme naam aane ke liye sab chahiye… ye award usi ko milta hai, jo study me bhi faad de, sports me bhi chod de, other competitions me dusaro ki pond maar de aur teachers ki gaand bhi chaate…. Isliye aksar ye dono award aajtak kisi ek student ne nahi jeeta…….. kyunki 3500 students me top maarne waala ye sab baaki chije nahi kar paata aur jo baaki chije karta hai wo 3500 students me top nahi maar pata..... siway ek baar ke… siwaay ek ke...”dono board ke beech me khada hokar Ved bola “ye dekh….”
“Arman Suryavanshi, 98.76 % & student of the year, 2009……. And guess what…ye dono award usne 10th class me jeete the, jabki best student ka award 25 saal se sirf 12th ke student ko hee diya ja raha hai… siway us saal ke… aur maje ki baat toh ye hai ki teachers se uski banti bhi nahi thi.. infact usne ek teacher ko school me mara bhi tha…. fir bhi Principal ko ye dono award use dene pade.. kyunki baaki sab uske saamne moot barabar the. ”
“toh….?”
“toh ye ki mere bhai…. Thoda akad ke raho. nothing is permanent in this world, not even your failures… aaj fail hue, kal pass hoge.. aaj beizzati hui, toh kal izzat bhi mil jayegi... aaj ek gayi toh kal dusari milegi... tu bas apna apna concept clear rakh, meri tarah aur main jis ladki ko bolu usko pata... tere layak abhi ladki hai nahi school me... jab aayegi toh main khud setting karaunga teri... tu kya hai, tu thoda chutiya hai, toh... jo tujhe samajh jaaye aisi ladki chahiye tujhe. ye Riya , Sanjana ke bas ki baat nahi... ”
"chal lawde......"
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Main ghar pahuchne ke baad Ved ka intezaar kiya ki wo aaye aur hum dono FIFA 10 khele par wo nahi aaya aur main bore bhi ho raha tha. isliye main seedhe waha gaya… jaha, badhiya timepass hone ki guarantee thi plus mera mobile bhi usi ke paas tha… yaani Sanjana ke paas. Waise bhi Udta hua teer lene ki aadat hai thodi-thodi mujhe.. kyunki us teer ko pakad kar main teer ko saamne wale ke pichhwade me ghusane ki practice karta hoon. Toh bas isi uddeshya se pahuch gaya main... Sanjana ke ghar.... Maine Sanjana ke ghar ka darwaja aise khola , maano wo mera sasural ho... full role me, full josh me, full raub ke sath aur darwaja khulte hee mujhe Sunayana mam saamne dikhayi di...
“arey yar... lagta hai yahi gir jayega... itna kyun hot hai ye...”Sunayana mam ko dekh mere mann me khayal aaya
“Atharva , tummm....”
“Good Evening , mam….”
“Sanjana ka mobile tumne toda…”
“mam, aap kisi ki bhi kasam khila lo… main khane ke liye taiyar hoon…. Kasam se, maine Sanjana ka mobile nahi toda… infact yadi logically dekha jaye toh shuruat me Mobile Sanjana ne feka tha, meri taraf… maine nahi. Toh Sanjana ne khud apna mobile toda… ”
“Sanjana , upar apne room me hai…”
“kya kar rahi hai, mujhe maaregi toh nahi…?”
“that’s exactly what I’m seeking to know… in my opinion, beating you.. could be one of many possibilities…”