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Laila meri baat sun kar chup rahi — khair kaafi ziddi thi so maine uss ko utara aur uss aik wheel chair par store ly gaya wahan sy dawai ly kar di aur phir jaise hi parking lot main pohncha tou laila boli
Laila= bass abhi tum jao — main ab Gaon wapis nahi aane wali kuch din tak
Main= Laila dekho tum fikar na kro agar kisi ko kuch pata chal bhi gaya ho tou main tumhain apnane k liye taiyar hoon
Laila= jiss din tumhain lage k tumne mery saath kuch ghalat nahi kiya uss din ye baat krna ---- lekin filhal k liye main kisi k darr sy nahi jaa rahi balke main kuch din apni saheli k paas rahoon gi ----- Gaon main akeli hoon aur bimar bhi ho chuki hoon ab tou …
Main= tou mai tumhain drop krr deta hoon
Laila= nahi meri friend aa rahi hai tum jao
Mai= ok then i will wait for her…
Laila = Waise English itni burri bhi nahi tumhari-- lekin Saba tou keh rahi thi k 10 k papers diye hain tumne bass aur wo bhi so so kar
Main = bachpan main thodi bohut aati thi aur ooper sy Angrezi ki mam khubsoorat mili hai har baar — kambakht husn ki moujoodgi main neend aur araam kahan (main bade shairana andaaz main bola uss ko)
Laila= tou aage padhne ka kiya iraada hai
Main= sorry par Mera aisa koi iraada nahi — 10 paas bhi Dada g ki zidd ki wajah sy ki thi wrna mera padhai sy kiya lena dena
Laila= aur aisa q ……. Mera matlab acha khaasa bol lety ho ---- Koi dhang ka kaam mil jaaye gaa — yaa yoon golian khaane ka shoq hai

Main = Jab kabhi kuch yaad aata hai tou itna yaad aata hai k meri maa kehti thi k putarr tery haathon ki lakeerain kehti hain k Tu Choudharion ki Nasal tabah kry gaa ---- ye mouka sirf thakur jaise powerful logon k sath reh kar mil sakta hai
Laila= lekin thakuron ny tou choudharion sy haath mila liya huwa hai
main = haan ye dosti wesi hi hai jaise Sher ny Baagh sy haath mila liya ho — bass iss shart par k Darya paar krna hai aur Darya Magarmach ka ilaaka hai
Laila= tou tum issi wajah sy thakuron sy darte nahi ho
Main= Darr basically aapko mout sy bachane k liye hota hai — lekin mujhe mout pasand hai — Infact maine aaj tak koi aur cheez nahi chahi hogi jitni arzoo aur jatan maine mout k liye kiye hain
Ham abhi baat kr rahe the k tabhi aik car parking lot main aayi aur uss ko dekh kar Laila ny mujhe haath hilane ka kaha
Wo carr hamare paas aa gayi aur tabhi uss main sy aik ladki nikalti hai

Main= saath chorrne aaon
Laila = maar khaani hai ???
main muskraya aur uss ko uss ladki k havale krte huwe main car main betha aur car ko wapis gaon ki taraf ly kar jaane laga
Tabhi ab wapis sy aik puran entry hui
Mala= terii maa k phudde main lund ------- Kisi kanjri k bache ---- gaandu — dalle ………. (aur lakhon aur gaalian)
Rafi= Hadd main raho — ye naa ho k …….
Mala= Gashti k bache tujhe pata hai kiya kia hai tumne
Rafi= agar ab aik aur gaali di naa tumne mujhe tou main tumhari maa chod doon gaa
Mala= Haramzaade teri wajah sy ab mujhe aik ghatiya 3rd rated system mila hai ------ Ab maa chudana aur lakhon saalon main jaa kar iss kaabil hona k ham ooper jang ladd paayain
Rafi= naa mera ooper walon sy koi panga naa main unse jang ladna chahta hoon
Mala= ab tu ladd bhi nahi sakta — tum apni iss ghatiya soorat sy pehle apni jang tou ladd lena ---- Jitni gandi shakal uss sy burri kismat aur uss sy buri baat ye k bhenchod Hawasi system ho gaya hai
Rafi = mai pehle bhi zorr e bazoo sy jang ladne wala tha ----- system sy naa bhi support milli tou mujhe fark nahi padta (main ghusse aur anaa k saath bola)
Mala= lekin mujhe system chahiye thaa ----- Tumhari uss Hawas ki wajah sy ab hamesha k liye main iss choti si duniya par phans kar reh jaon gi ---- wo ab bhi kaafi gaalian nikal rahi thi

Rafi= aisa kiya huwa hai k tumhari gaand itni jal rahi hai
Mala = Tumhari maa k phude main lund chala gaya hai – wo nahi jaana chahiye tha
Rafi= q uss lund par tumhari maa ki nazar thi — koi naa apni amma ko bol k uss lund k liye naa tarse mera lund hai — main chod doon gaa tumhari maa ko ---- (ghusse main)
Mala= tou lund thaa tou apni amma k bhosde main dy kar uss ka soorakh band krte taa k koi aur lund jaata hi nahi uss main
Rafi= Tou tu apni maa ko randi khaane par bhijwa dy agar uss ki talab itni hi badh gayi hai
Khair uss k baad tou Rafi ny gaadi rokk kar wo gaalian suni aur di k touba ------- 30 40 mint tak sadak k kinare par aik gaadi ruki hui hai aur uss main kiya ho raha hai ---- madarchod gaalian di aur suni jaa rahi hai
#0 40 min baad jaa kar kahin uss Mala ka ghussa shant huwa
Mala = theek hai bass a aur gaalian nai
Main = maine tou pehle bhi kaha tha — batao tou sahi k aisa kiya huwa hai k tum apni ranion wali zuban chodd krr randion wali zuban bakkne lagi
mala = q k aap ki karamat sy apne system ko kotha jo bana diya hai
Main= khul kar batao – mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha
Mala= jo din main notification aaya tha system ki taraf sy aur uss par click kiya tha tum ny wo yess par click kiya tha aur pata hai uss par kiya likha huwa tha aur wahan haan yaa naa kis ny krni thi
Main= kiya likh tha
Mala = yehi k kiya aap ko Sex based reward software chahiye apne system k liye yaa koi aur aur tum ne tum ne aik Level 1 k software ko chuna aur wo bhi apni shakal aur akal k bilkl ulta ------ tumhari shakal wale k saath bhala koi ladki soye gi aur jitne points mujhe chahiye uss main tou tumhain ab duniya ki har kunwari ladki aur har aurat ko chodna ho gaa

Main = Hmm tou ye huwa hai lekin is main meri kia ghalti hai — tum jaanti ho k agar main wo sex naa krta tou meri nasain phat jaati aur phir main marr jaata shayad — so kiya kuch bhi naa leny sy atleast level 1 tou better hai naa
mala= tum uss skip par bhi click krr sakte the yaa atleast mujhe click krne ka time dy dety
Main= jo ho gaya hai ab agar tum uss ko wapis ly jaa sakti ho tou mujhe gaalian dy lo — lekin agar nahi krr sakti uss sab ko sahi tou khamosh ho jao – q k tumhari gaalion sy ulta mamla bigde gaa
Mala = mai…….. (wo iss se pehle k kuch bolti main uss ko slide krr deta hoon jiss wajah sy wo mute ho jaati hai aur main chup chaap gaadi chala kar Haveli pohnch jaata hoon)
Haveli pohnchte hi mujhe saamne lawn main Partab betha dikha aur uss k saath kamlesh aur Ranveer the jab k aik ladki bhi bethi thi jiss ki peeth meri taraf thi so main uss ka chehra nahi dekh paaya
Main gaadi sy nikalta hoon aur wahan sy waapis jaane laga k tabhi mujh par partaab ki nazar padi tou wo door sy zorr ka bola
Partab = Rafi — oye Rafi —
main= g malik
Partab= idhar haa haramkhor ( zorr sy)

uss k aisa bolne ki wajah sy kamlesh aur ranveer ki bhi nazar mujh par padi jab k uss k saath bethi ladki ny bhi mudd kar mujhe dekha
aur uss ladki k dekhte hi mery hosh udd gaye — wo ladki koi aur nahi Dr beena thi — aur Dr beena k chehre par ab tak mery thappad ka nishaan saaf tha (uss ka wo gaal poora laal ho chuka tha)
Mujhe dekhty hi wo ghusse main aa Gayi
Main unki taraf jaane laga tou Mala baar baar mery munh k samne aane lagi aur apne munh ki taraf ishara krne lagi
Tou maine uss k munh ko chuwa
Mala = rafi nikal yahana sy — madarchod — dekh nahi raha yahan kiya hone wala hai --------- dekh jaisa bhi system hai lekin naa hone sy behtar hai ---- aur marna nahi hai
Main = tumhain lagta hai main in 3 Chuhon sy maroon gaa
Mala = Ranveer aur kamlesh bethy hain ---- dono aik jagah par ikathe hain matlab mamla serious hai ---- soch samajh kar bolna jo bhi bolna yaa krna hai (q k ab main unke paas pohnch chuka tha)

Main= g bade malik
Partab = haramkhor Hosh main aa aaya hai k Hosh sy gaya hai
main= Main samjha nahi malik
Beena mujhe ghor sy dekh rahi thi
Partab= kal ka tu hospital sy bahir hai aur abhi tak mujh sy mila nahi — balke haveli aaya tou aik baar aise aaya k kisi ki suni nahi bataya nahi gaadi ly kar nikal gaye aur ab wapis sy gaadi khadi kar k jaa raha hai -------- Teen mahino main itna kuch bhool gaya hai kiya
Main= Maaf kijye gaa malik wo aik preshani ki wajah sy dhyaan nahi gaya
Beena= haan dhyaan jaana bhi kaise tha
Main = arre Dr sahiba aap — balke aapka hi tou ghar hai — (acting krte huwe)
Partab= beta tum jaanti ho isse
Beena= g issi sy tou milne aayi hoon
Mala = Rafi iss ko chupp krwa — dekh kuch bhi krr topic ko badal
Main= waise malik aap………..
Partab= Lekin beta iss sy tumhain kiya kaam — aur isse kaise jaanti ho
Beena= mera Pistol hai iss k paas wo wapis leny aayi hoon
Ranveer = tumhara pistol iss k paas kiya krr raha hai
Mala= Chudd gaye — behncho ab thok inn teeno ko aur nikal yahan sy ab nahi bachne wale aur kisi baat sy
Beena= aap issi sy q nahi pooch lety (wo wapis sy kursi par peechy bethty huwe boli)
Ranveer= Ladke kia keh rahi hai beena — Uss ki Gun tumhare paas kiya krr rahi hai

Beena= aur thappad ka bhi aap baar baar pooch rahe the naa wo bhi pooch lijye gaa
Kamlesh = kiya matlab hai iss baat ka beena beta
Ranveer= nahi aisa ladka nahi hai ye ---- Reeta ki jaan bachane k liye 3 golian khaayi hain iss ny
Kamlesh= lekin Beena kuch keh rahi hai tou jhooth thodi kahe gi
Partab= chup ho jaao aur uss ki suno jis sy sunne ka beena ny kaha hai ------- haan bolo Rafi kiya sach hai aur agar aik lafz bhi jhooth nikla tumhare munh sy tou ye tumhari zindagi ka akhri jhooth ho gaa (ghusse main apna pistol pakad kar goad main rakhte huwe)

 

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Main = Main aaj aik ladki k saath beena malkin k hospital main pohnch gaya tha — wahan beena malkin ny mujh par Wo ilzaam lagaya jo Ranveer malik krte hain (maine seedha bol diya)
Ranveer= kiya matlab hai tumhara
Beena meri baat sunn kar hairan ho gayi aur uss ki aankhain phail gayi
Mai= Ra>pe lekin maine kaha k maine aisa kuch nahi kiya — lekin inhon ny mujh par bandook taan li
Main = bade malik aapko tou pata ho gaa k aaj tak mujh par kuch baar hi bandook taani gayi hai zindagi main lekin un main sy aisa koi bhi nahi hai jiss ko meri taraf sy nuksaan na pohncha ho
Ranveer= tou tumhare kehne k matlab hai k tumne — Tumne Jurrat ki Beena ko thappad maarne ki
Main= nahi chote malik — Main aik Dr ko thappad kaise maar sakta tha jiss ny uss ladki ka ilaaj kiya tha jiss ko main hospital ly kar gaya tha
Ranveer= tou phir ye batao k kis madarcho………………
Main= lekin phir Choti malik ny meri maa ko gaali dy di
Maine jaise hi ye baat ki Partab aur kamlesh aik dum sy seedhe ho kar beth gaye — jab k Ranveer waise hi betha raha

Partab = ye tumne sahi nahi kiya — tumne aik thakurain par haath uthaya hai
Main= main apni saza kabool krta hoon lekin ye baat ka ikhteyaar kisi ko nahi k koi meri maa ko gaali dy
Ranveer= Hahahahahahahahhahahaha Kamlesh, Partab — tum dono tou abhi cheekh cheekh k keh rahe the k tum uss ki nasal ko mita do gye jiss ny hamari beti ko haath lagaya hai -------- Tum tou apni jagah sy hille tak nahi
Beena = Bhai abhi aapne kaha tha k Iss ne Reeta ko bachane k liye jaan tak dao par laga di thi ---- So main nahi chahti k uss ki jaan li jaaye jiss ny Reeta k liye apni jaan dao par lagayi ----- Infact iss ko tou pata bhi nahi tha k main Thakurain hoon — aur jaise hi pata chala iss ny Foran mujh sy maafi bhi maangi thi
Ranveer uss ki taraf dekha lekin ab ki baar thoda serious ho kar bola
Ranveer= mujhe tum sy jhooth ki umeed nahi thi Beena
Beena= main jhooth nahi keh rahi bhai — is ko nahi pata tha main thakurain hoon — balke Kasam sy iss ny mujh sy maafi bhi maangi thi baad main
Ranveer= Hahahaha tum jaanti ho tumhare Nana sahib abhi ta chup q bethy hain ye baat jaan kar bhi k aik nokar ny unki naati ko thappad maara hai

Beena naa mai sir hilaati hai
Kamlesh= Enough Ranveer ---- aur beena beta aap jao – Rafi ka ham krr lain gye – aap fikar na kro iss ko saza zaroor mile gi
Beena= uncle mai saza nahi dilwane aayi thi — infact main tou aapko bata chuki hoon k iss ny maafi maang li thi — mai tou bass wo pistol wapis leny aayi thi
Partab = Rafi Tumne beena par haath uthaya — theek hai maine maan liya k uss ny tumhari maa ko gaali di thi — issi wajah sy main abhi tak chup hoon aur mujhe ye bhi pata chal gaya ahi k tumhari koi ghalti nahi thi iss main q k tumne kabhi beena ko yahan dekha nahi aur issi wajah sy tumhain ye nahi pata tha k beena meri naati hai ---------- tou issi wajah sy main tumhain sakht saza nahi doon gaa -== Tum been ko uss ka pistol wapis krr do
Ranveer= aik minute — aik minuteee ------- Partab saahab aap kuch bhool rahe hain ---- aisa kuch aaj sy chand saal pehle bhi hwua tha …….. shayad aap…………..
Kamlesh= bass bohut huwa ranveer (thoda serious ho kar)
Ranveer= main bass ye janna chahta hoon k ab ki baar kia faisla kiya jaaye gaa ----- yakeenan agla sardar maine banna hai tou mujhe ab k sardar sy faisla krna seekhna chahiye
Partab = Ranveer jiss lakdi ko tum aag lagana chah rahe ho uss ko Rafi apne khoon sy geela kr chuka hai --------- Agar Rafi ny uss din kuch ghalat kiya bhi tha tou Reeta k liye 3 golian khaa kar uss ny ye cheez sabit krr di hai k wo iss ghar ka dushman nahi hai
Kamlesh= aur waise bhi uss main ghalti tumhare bhai ki thi

Ranveer= so faisla kiya huwa
Partab= Faisla ye huwa k tumne khud hi Faisla kiya jaaye gaa k Rafi ko kuch nahi hone dain gye -------- so ab q k kal rafi hosh main aaya hai tou aaj uss ko ham koi badi saza bhi nhi suna sakte tou issi wajah sy Reeta ki jaan bachane ka inaam jo iss ko milna tha wo ab nahi mile gaa
Ranveer ak zorr daar kehkaha maarta hai aur apne pistol ko table par Zorr sy marta hai
Ranveer= Hahahaahahaha ------ Waaah kia hi khoob faisla sunaya hai Bade thakur saab ny ---- Log nahi hain aaas paas wrna dono haathon sy Lanat bhejte aap par
Kamlesh= Ranveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerr!!!!!!!!!!!
Beena= bhaaaiiiii!!!!!!!
Ranveer= Rafi – So Rafi tumhain chote ny gaali di tou tumne uss ka baazo toda tha bachpan main ---- Tumhain beena ny gaali di tou tumne uss ko thappad maara --------- main soch raha hoon k agar yehi gaali main doon tou tum kiya kro gye
Main = waise tou main aapki bohut izzat krta hoon chote malik …… lekin
Partab apne sir par haath rakh leta hai jab k kamlesh tou Ranveer ka sawal sunte hi sir peechy krr k ankhain band krr k maano lait chuka tha k uss ko pata chal gaya tha k aage kiya hone wala hai

Ranveer= lekin…????

Mala = Rafi bass Rafi thande dimaagh sy kaam ly ---- wo koi kamlesh aur partab nahi hai jo soch samajh k kaam kry ------ uss madarchod ny choudharion k ghar main ghuss k unko maara tha ------- agar tujhe mout sy dar nhi lagta tou wo tery jaisa hi hai ---- uss ny aik pal nahi lagana sochne k liye ………


Main = Lekin agar aapko lagta hai k aapne mujhe gaali deni hai ……….. tou aik baar Aazma kar dekh lijye (main bhi dubb sy pistol nikal kar haath main krr leta hoon
Ranveer= HAAAAAAAAahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haahhahahaaa ---------- Bohut khoob Bohut khoob
Beena= Rafi tumhain pata bhi hai tum kiya keh rahe ho —
Kamlesh tou jaise jaanta tha mera jawab lekin partab mujhe dekh raha tha (ussne bhi apna pistol meri taraf halka saa taan liya tha (matlab nishana meri taraf lekin pistol goad main)

Ranveer= mujhe bahadur insaan bohut pasand hain ladke

lekin agle hi pall wo table sy pistol utha leta hai
Tou partab bhi mujh par pistol taan leta hai jab k main ranveer par
Ranveer= lekin bewakoof nahi (aur wo pistol dubb main rakhta hai)
Partab bhi ye dekh kar hairan ho gaya aur Kamlesh bhi (jiss ny naa mujh par pistol taana naa rokne ki koshish ki mujhe apne bety par pistol taante huwe)
Ranveer= ainda aisi ghalti naa ho (wo bol raha tha tou maine bhi pitol neechy krr diya) ----- ainda chahe kisi thakuron k ladke ko maar hi q naa daalo lekin ghalti sy bhi tumhari aankh thakurainon par nahi uthni chahiye
Main= Main thakuron ka Namak halal hoon chote malik — meri jurrat nahi k main aisa kuch kroon ------ lekin masla maa k doodh ka hai — ab wo bhi tou halal krna hai --------- Namak k badle jaan dy sakta hoon malik tou doodh k badle jaan leni bhi chahiye mujhe
Ranveer= haan lekin un namardon ki lo jo thakur kehelwa k bass chupp krr k kursi par beth k aik doghla faisla sunate hain — tumhain zinda iss wajah sy chorr raha hoon k tumne apni namak halali saabit ki hai aur apni dilairi bhi ------ Aur ham par hathyar tanne ki wajah bhi tumhare paas aik achi ahi wo mery haathon sy maare jaane ka koi tukk nahi banta
Main tum jaison ka Kadardaan hoon kaddar krta hoon tum jaison ki (ye keh kar wo khada ho gaya)

Kamlesh= hamne bhi iss ko issi wajah sy kuch nahi kaha — Hakeem Sarfraz ka pota hai uss k jaise hi marte dum tak khidmat kry gaa ---- aise insaan ki jaan nahi li jaati
Ranveer= lekin 1 mahine ka wakt hai iss k paas ------ Shareer sy pehelwaan lagta hai so 1 mahine baad Tumhari aur meri kushti hai ladke — issi akhade main
Main= Malik aapke baare main mai ye keh sakta hoon bina kisi shak k keh aap iss wakt k behtareen Kushti k khiladi hain -------- lekin malik ghode apni sharmon k liye dorte hain main ye soch kar peechy nahi hatoon ga aur haar nahi maanoon gaa k aaap mery chote malik hain
Ranveer= hahaha ye tou aur bhi achi baat hai ------ Maine ye naam koi baap k kandhe par beth k nahi kamaya ----- Log mujhe iss wajah sy number 1 kehte hain k main Number 1 hoon
Main = jaise aapka hukum Malik -----
meri ye baat sunn kar Kamlesh k munh par jahan aik dum muskrahat phail gayi wahin par Partab ka rangg udd chuka tha



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Ranveer tou wahan mujhe challenge krr k chala gya jab k Kamlesh wahin par beta muskara raha tha
Kamlesh= Tumhain sach main zindagi ny Goad liya huwa hai — Har baar marne ka bahana maangte ho aur phir bach jaate ho ---------- Kabhi kabhi tou mujhe lagta hai k tum par jee bhar k sadqe utare gaye hain
Main= shayad k kahin maa zinda ho aur ab bhi sadke utarti ho mery
Kamlesh= tumhain mout sy bachta dekh kar tou yehi lagta hai k tumhari maa zinda hogi aur gidgidati hogi tumhari zindagi k liye
uss ki baat sun ka main muskra diya
Beena= but bade papa (sari ladkian yehi kehti hain partab ko) Ranveer bhai ko iss ny ghussa dila tou diya hai ----- aur unka aapko pata tou hai
Kamlesh= haan Ranveer k baare main ye nahi keh sakte k uss ny iss ki jaan bakhshi hai yaa thodi mohlat di hai
Partab= jiss ko khud apni zindagi ki parwah nahi hamain uss k baare main sochne ki zaroorat nahi hai _____ ghusse main mujhe dekhte huwe
Kamlesh= Bass ab tou aap dua krr sakte hain k apka pehlwaan bach jaaye ----- yaa iss k dill main Ranveer ka khouf na bass jaaye
Partab= mera pehelwaan??????? Khair baat ranveer aur iss k muqable ki hai tou mai ranveer k saath hoon
Kamlesh khade hote huwe bola = Jaise usse ham sy koi farq padta hai (aur phir wo bhi wahan sy chala gaya)

Partab= beena beta aap bhi jao — Nano logon sy mil lo
Main= badi malkin log bhi preshan hon gi aap please chehra thoda sahi krr lijye gaa
Partab= haan sy sahi keh raha hai beta ---- Ghar main pehle bhi iss ko koi pasand nahi krta — koi naya hangama na khada ho jaaye yoon tumhain dekh kar
beena= G bade papa (wo bhi uth khadi hui aur mery paas aayi aur mery saamne haath kiya )
Main uss ki taraf dekhta hoon aur ankhon sy hi sawal krta hoon
Beena= mera pistol ???
Main aik bar partab ko dekhta hoon tou wo deny ka ishara krta hai
main= ainda aisi ghalti naa ho (uss ko samjhate huwe uske saamne pistol krta hoon)
Beena meri baat sun k mujhe thoda ghoorti hai aur phir partab ko dekhti hai
Beena= — usse kal phir ly kar aana — detail sy checkup krna ho gaa
Main = kia kal phir sy — lekin mujhe tou pata nahi k wo kahan gayi hai
Beena= kia matlab ----- tou phir tum …. uss ko call krna
Main= mery paas uss sy contact krne ka koi zariya nahi hai — uss ne kaha hai k wo kuch din apni saheli k ghar araam kry gi

Beena= Ghatiya --kamina (aista saa bol kar wahan sy chali gayi meri ye baat sunne k baad)

Partab= Rafi main tumhain ab kiya kahoon ??? ------ jitna mera dil krta hai Sarfraz sy kiye huwe wachan ko poora kroon tum utna bada masla khada krr dety ho
Uss baar tumhain sarfraz ny bacha liya tha wrna kamlesh tumhain uss din maar deta aur iss baar tumhain mai maar deta lekin tumhain tumhari wafadaari ny bacha liya
Main= Malik meri arzii bhi tou sunain naa ---- Jaan tak deta hoon aapke liye aur badle main bass itna maangta hoon k koi mery maa baap ko gaali naa dy – aap hi batayain k main uss k liye kaise wafadaar rahoon jiss ny mujhe janam deny wali maa ko gaali baki
Partab= aisa kuch ho tou mujh sy bakwas ki kro — aur Ranveer sy mat uljho — chup chaap uss din jaldi sy haar maan lena wrna wo marte dum tak ladne walon main sy hai – ziada haarne sy sharam kro gye tou apna nuksaan krwa betho gye ---- tum sirf apne jisam k bal par kushti main uss k saamne nahi jaa sakte
Main = jee malik
Partab= tumhain inaam mil jaaye gaa Reeta ko bachane ka lekin ab kisi bade tohfe ki umeed na krna
Main= Malik mujhe kuch nahi chahiye — Reeta malkin ki izzat bachane k liye main apni jaan dy doon tou koi badi baat nahi iss main
Partab= Kaash k tumhari beemari ka pata sarfraz ko pehle chal jaata — agar tumhain pehle ilaaj mil jaata tou aaj tumhain uss ki saari sikhai hui baatain yaad hoti

Main = G malik ------ par kaash kahan hoti hai duniya main ------- lekin mujhe umeed hai k agar maine mehnat jaari rakhi tou aik din mujhe wapis sy yaad aa jaayain gi Dada g ki sikhayi hui cheezain
Partab= umeed hi ki jaa sakti hai iss ki ------ Beherhaal ainda ehtiyaat krna aur Ustad sy main baat kar loon gaa tum uss sy kuch dao pech seekh lena
main= G malik jaise aapka hukum (haath bandhe aik ghulam ki tarah)
Partab jeb sy kuch paise nikalta hai aur ginne bina mujhe pakda deta hai
Main= maalik ye tou bohut ziada hai — main itne kia kroon ga
Partab= rakh lo — waise bhi ye 3 mahine kuch tankha nahi gayi tumhare ghar
Main= Lekin Malik maine aik baat krni thi
Partab = haan kaho
Main= Malik main — wo main -
Partab= kia wo main mai laga rakhi hai — seedha seedha bolo baat kiya hai
main= Malik mera dil hai k main kuch wakt ye bodyguard k kaam sy chutti loon
Partab= haan tou theek hai tu krr training — araam sy aik maheeny ki hi tou baat hai
Main= nahi malik wo daraasal abhi kuch socha nahi k kab tak — lekin main
Tabhi Reeta ki awaaz aayi
Reeta= bade papaaa ------- dekho aapne ye ziadti ki hai -------- Rafi aaya hai aur mujhe aapne bulaya hi Nahi — dekhain aapne promise kiya tha k Gift main bataon gi rafi k liye

Partab= arre meri jaan — aa jao — aao betho (aik kursi ko apne paas khench kar bola)
Reeta= aap bohut bade cheater hote jaa rahain hain
Partab= arre nahi Gudiya — main bhala Meri shehzaadi sy kaise cheating krr sakta hoon ---- wo tou Rafi gaadi kahin ly kar gaya tha tou khadi krne aaya tha — bass wahi baat ho rahi thi
Beena= Pakka naa abhi gift ki koi baat nahi hui
Partab= I swear beta — abhi aisi koi baat nahi hui
Reeta= bass then i will decide ---- aap bass haan kro gye
Parab= Ok beta ---- haan rafi tum kuch keh rahe the
Main= wo malik yehi keh raha tha k abhi kuch pata nahi hai k kab tak iss kaam sy door rahoon
Partab= kiya matlab hai tumhara – tum kaam chorna chahte ho
Main =nahi malik ais……..
Reeta= What ??? Rafi are you mad! — main idhar tumhare liye inaam ki baat krr rahi hoon aur tum kaam chorne ki baat krr rahe ho
Main = aisi baat nahi hai choti malkin lekin ------
Reeta= Lekin what !!! dekho ye nahi ho sakta — and thats my final decision q daddu
Partab= Reeta sahi keh rahi hai ------- Ranveer ki baat hai tou tum mujhe batao main mana krwa deta hoon muqable ko
Main = nahi malik aisa nahi hai bass iss baar k haadse ny jaise jhinjhor kar rakh diya hai andar sy rooh ko -------- 10 logon ki jaan li hai malik ------- 1 jhatke main 10 ghar ujaade hain maine --------- Rooh par aik ajeeb kisam ka bojh saa ban gaya hai

Partab= tou tum ny kon saa pehli baar kisi ki jaan li hai
Main= yehi tou samajh nahi aa raha malik — naa pehli baaar jaan li hai — naa pehli baar aapke liye jaan deny ki koshish ki hai aur naa hi pehli baar mout k munh sy bahir aaya hoon — lekin phir bhi na jaane q Hathiyar uthaon tou samne ye 10 log aa kar khade ho jaate hain
Reeta= well agar case ye hai tou mery khayal main tumhain thoda rest krna chahiye ---- kuch din ghoomo phiro thoda ache mahol main raho i am sure k tumhara mind fresh ho jaane k baad aisa nahi ho gaa
Partab= Reeta sahi keh rahi hai — kuch din chutti lo aur hathiyar sy fasla bana lo agar masla ziada ho raha hai tou — lekin yoon nokri chodna ---------- iss ki main ijazat nahi doon gaa ---- waise bhi yaad kro tumse bhi tou sarfraz ny wachan liya tha marte wakt
Main = G malik lekin unhon ny ye thodi naa kaha tha k main saari umar bodyguard bana rahoon ---- bass issi wajah sy tou main nokri choddne ki baat nahi krr raha ----------- bass chahta hoon k meri trade badal d jaaye ------ Bodyguard sy maali yaa saaf safai wala rakh lain — Factory main kisi kaam par rakh lain yaa dery par kisi kaam k liye
Reeta= Absolutely not — tum jiss kaam main best ho tum bass ussi kaam mai raho gye -------- well agar ham ny tumhain zaiiya hi krna hai kisi aur kaam main daal k tou uss sy behtar ye nahi hai k ham tumhain jaane dain
Main= Par choti malkin maine agar ab hathiyar utha bhi liya tou bass ye mery liye mazeed bojh hi bane gaa (main aise beman ho kar bola jaise sach main ab mujh sy ye kaam aur nahi hogaa)

Reeta= tou tum kaho tou tumhare liye koi therapy ka intezaam krwa deta hoon
Main= malkin uss ki zaroorat nahi hai — bass aik baar mujhe kuch wakt dy kar tou dekhain------- waise bhi naa tou main aapko chorne ki baat krr raha hoon naa hi hamesha hamesha k liye ye kaam chorne ki baat krr raha hoon
Partab= lekin tum Mazdoori hi krr pao gye ziada sy ziada — aur aata bhi tou kuch nahi tumhain -------- naa tum ny aaj tak kheton main kaam kiya naa baagh ka koi kaam jaante ho -------- Abhi 10 paas ki hain tou aur kisi kaam bhi nahi aa sakte
Main= Malik Khana banana aata hai ------- Dada g ny bohut ache sy sikhaya tha khana pakana ---- 8 saal unke liye banaya hai
Partab= lekin Cook tou hamari saari aurtain hi hain ----- tum jaante ho k hamare zanan khaane (aurton wali side) main sirf aurtain hi kaam krti hain yaa phir 1 adh purana wafadar nokar
Reeta= But dada g Rafi bhi tou wafadaar hai -------- yaa aap ……..
Partab= theek hai Rafi tum jao mai kuch soch bichaar krr k bata doon gaa tumhain
main wahan sy nikal jaata hoon tou uss k baad partab bola
Partab= beta jawan ladka hai--- aise kaise kisi ladke ko ghar main ghussa dain ------------------ aur iss k ghusse ka tumhain pata hai---- kisi ny iss ko kuch keh diya tou phir bachpan jaise hamare siron par bandook naa taan ly
Reeta= ab itna bhi bewakoof nahi hai — aur ooper sy saba bhi tou hai naa ghar main – Lucky bhi bada aur samajhdaar ho gaya hai — wo isse kuch nahi kahe gaa
Partab= mujhe nahi pata — Ranveer sy pooch lo ------- waise bhi uss ny haan krr di tou aur koi kuch nahi bole gaa
Reeta= ye kiya baat huyi--- ye tou seedhi seedhi naa krne wali baat hui naa — Ranveer bhai thodi naa haan karain gye
Partab= beta main bhi kuch nahi krr sakta ------- waise bhi maine ijazat dy bhi di tou ranveer sy tou phir bhi tumhain poochna pade gaa — wrna wo iss ko ghar main dekhte hi maar daale gaa
Reeta Partab ka jawab sun k chup ho gayi
Reeta= phir bhai ko aap yahan bulain ----- aap baat karain gye bhai sy

Partab= waa ye kia baat hui tum chahti ho ki billi ki gale main ghanti main bandhoon !!!!!!
Reeta= Pleaaaaaseeeeeeeeee Mery pyaaaareee dadduuuu Meri jaan mery lovely ---- Muaahhh muaahhhh muaahhh …………
Partab= acha acha bass kro — baat krta hoon tumhari dadi sy wohi samjhaye gi ranveer ko ------- meri sunta kahan hai
Reeta= I love you Daddu — you are the best Daddu in the world.
Partab= bass bass thoda makhan lagao — kahin main phisal k gir hi naa jaon

 

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Main wapis ghar jaate huwe
Mala = ye kia kiya tumne ------ Bandook chod kar jhadu haath main pakadna chahte ho
Main= Bazoo chodh kar Gala pakad raha hoon
Mala= wo kaise ……..
Main = inke ghar main ghuss kar maroon gaa inko ------- Maine kasam khaai thi k inki aurton ko nanga nachaon gaa gaon main ---------- Tu bass ab dekhti jaa k main in thakuron k saath krta kiya hoon ---------- Ye mera pehla kadam hai inke ghar ki taraf ------- Mery inteqaam ka sabse zaroori part ----

Udhar doosri taraf Partab aur Reeta Ranveer sy baat krr rahe the ------- jab k Ranveer kaafi ghusse main lag raha tha
Ranveer= Aut tum khud ko phir sardaar kehty ho -------- Lanat hai aisi aqal par
Reeta= Ranveeeeeeer!!!!!! Mind your language . ye tum bade papa sy kaise baat krr rahe ho
Ranveer= jis insaan k haath main Crs ki hakoomat ki lagam hai agar wo aise behuda sawal kry gaa tou aise hi kahoon gaa naa
Reeta= lekin dada g ki baat ghalat bhi nahi hai itni ------ Dekha jaaye tou aisa sunne main bhi mila hai kai baar
Ranveer = haan lekin wo nokar aur huwa krte the ------ iske paas Naa surat na shakal aur naa hi Akal -------- ooper sy Wafadaar aisa k 3 golian khaayi hain usne seeny par ------------- Aur aise golian khaane k baad jab inaam ki baari aayi tou usse mila kiya ------ thengaa -------- tou zahir si baat hai k wo bhala phir q jaan dy apni aise logon k liye
Ranveer= G ham thakur hote hain — sakhi hote hain ------- ye hote hain madarjaat thakur -------- chalo koi aur hota tou bhi main sochta k uss ny Reeta ki jaan ki keemat main kam inaam diya lekin mujhe ye umeed hargiz nahi thi ---- k Yahan bhi yei ho gaa
Partab= Jaan bakhshi hai uss ki
Ranveer= jaan bakhshi ??? !!! main maan leta ye baat agar aaj uss ny sirf maa ki gali ki baat sunne par mery sir par pistol naa taana hota ------------- Jo ladka Maa ki gaali par aisa krr sakta hai wo apni jaan k liye iss sy badh bhi sakta hai ------- ye chutiya kahani tum kisi bache ko sunana k tumne uss ki jaan bakhshi hai -------------- uss ko apni jaan bachne ka yakeen na hota tou wo aata hi nahi beena ko dekh kar

Reeta= bhai jo aap k sir par bandook taan sakta hai wo kaisa wafadaar huwa
Ranveer= bewakoof ladki — murda zameer aur ghairat jin ki mar chuki ho unn par raaj krna Raaj nahi kehlata ------ asal Raaj krna wo hota hai jiss main aap un par raaj krain jo ghairat k liye Jaan tak dy dain ------------------ Agar usse ham kuch na kahain tou kia wo phir bhi hamare khilaaf jaaye gaa

Partab= baat tumhari sahi hai lekin phir bhi uss ko ghar main ghussa lena bhi koi aqal mandi ki baat nahi aur apni maa ko tum jaante tou ho — tuhari maa kia tamasha kre gi jab wo uss ko ghar main dekhy gi
Ranveer= Uss ka bhi hal hai mery paas ------- abhi uss ny bass ye bataya hai k wo chhor k jaa sakta hai — wo jaanta hai k main dilair logon ki Kadar krta hoon ----------- Lekin usse ye batana bhi zaroori hai k main dilair sirf apne paas rakhta hoon — wrna hakim jaise dilair bhi mitti k neechy krr diye hain maine …
partab= apni maa ko phir khud hi samjhana k wo q hai andar …..
Ranveer= naa tumse apna Pota sambhala jaata hai naa beta naa bahu ------ Lanat bhejo aisi Sardari par (aur ye keh k wo uth kar wahan sy chala gaya)
Jab k Reeta apne dada k gale lag kar beth gayi aur uss k saath laad krne lagi k uss ka dhyaan ranveer ki baaton sy hatt jaaye

Khair agle din hi mujhe subah subah Ranveer ki taraf sy bulawa aa gaya ____ main bhi jaanta tha k aaj kia baatainhon gi so maine bhi Apni subah ki routine poori krne k baad aik 4 sy 5 litre ka jug sardai ka bana huwa khaali kiya aur uss k aikghante baad bharpoor nashta krr k main apni jisam ko kholne k liye subah subah warzish k liye taiyar ho gaya
uss k baad maine apni bike nikali aur Seedha Rani k adde ki taraf chala gaya
Adde par jaane k baad mujhe adda sunsaan hi mila q k abhi subah suba ka wakt tha --------- Mujhe aik guard ny roka
Main= Rani sy milne aaya hoon
Guard= Madam nahi hain
Main = kahan hai
Guard= hamain nahi pata Hira ko pata ho gaa ------ lekin wo abhi so rahi hai — baad main aana
Main = mujhe zaroori kaam hai (aur ye bol kar main jaise hi andar jaane laga tou wo mery saamne haath krr k rok leta hai)
main ghusse sy aik baar uss ko ghooor k dekhta hoon tou wo apna haath neechy krr leta hai lekin Bola
guard= iss wakt koi bhi andar…………
main aage jaane laga lekin tabhi mujhe Bandook nikalne ki awaaz sunai di tou maine Jaldi sy palat kar uss k Gale ko pakda aur uss ko utha kar 6 7 feet door phainka

Main= Coma main raha hoon lekin marra nahi hoon samjhe -------- Abhi bhi wahi Rafi hoon (ghusse main dahadta huwa)
Wo Guard bechara darwaze sy takra kar beth gaya tha jab k uss k aise girne k baad kisi aur ki himmat nahi hui aage badhne ki 1 k wo jaante the k main kia krr sakta hoon aur maine aik baar krr k bhi dikhaya tha inko kuch 4 4.5 mahine pehle
lekin uss k darwaze main lagne ki awaaz itni tezz thi k jald hi kothe ki ladkian jaldi sy apne apne kamron sy bahir nikalne lagi aur tabhi aik ladki ki nazar jab mujh par padi tou wo ghusse main boli
Hira= tum Tum phir aa gaye tamasha krne -------- Dekho tum Rani didi ki wajah sy bache the uss din ------ iss liye tamasha na kro aur jao yahan sy -------- waise bhi Rani iss baar tumhain bachane k liye yahan nahi hai
main= Rani kahan hai main uss sy milne aaya hoon ------- yahan bakheda main bhi nahi chahta
Hira= Q milna hai tumhain Rani didi sy
Main = Shukriya kehne aaya hoon Khoon deny k liye
Hira= Acha tareeka hai shukriya kehne ka --------- beherhaal Rani out of country hai kisi kaam ki wajah sy
Main = kab tak aa jaaye gi
Hira= ye tou pata nahi aur naa hi hamain poochne ki ijaazat hai aise sawal ---------- khair jab wo wapis aayain gi tou bata doon gi tumhain
Main = Wo aaye tou usse zaroor kehna ----------- K Rafi ki jaan bachai hai ussne ------- Khareed liya hai ussne mujhe ---- apni jaan ki keemat main jaanta hoon lekin agar uss sy badh kar bhi usse kuch chahiye ho tou batana ---------- Main apni jaan par ziada logon k karz nahi rakhna chahta
Hira= Qarz sy yaad aya — Didi keh rahi thi k jiss aadmi ko tum dhoond rahe the wo unhain mil gaya hai
Main = chalo jab wo wapis aaye gi tou iss baare main baat hogi

Aur phir main wahan sy wapis ko nikla gaya lekin wapis pohnchte hi mujhe darwaze sy peechy mudte huwe Ramu dikha — Ramu Haveli ka aik khaas aur purana nokar hai ---- chandi (head clerk samajh lo haveli ki) k baad ye incharge hota hai har kaam ka
Ramu = oye Rafi Rukk (mujhe dekhte hi zorr sy ishara krr k bola
Uss ki awaaz sun k main bike ko slow krta hoon aur uss k paas jaa kar rokta hoon
Main uss k paas bike rokta hoon tou wo bike k pechy bet gaya aur bola
Ramu= Ranveer malik ka bulawa aaya hai tumhare liye ------- chal jaldi wo tumhara intezaar krr rahe hain — tu call nahi utha raha tha tou mujhe bheja
main= Bhenchod !!!!!
Ramu= kiya kaha
Main = bhenchod mobile ghar pada tha
Ramu= haan bataya hai Bushra ny ------ chal abhi peechy modd aur haveli chal
main jaldi sy bike ko haveli ki taraf modta hoon aur tezzi k saath haveli pohnch gaya ----------- Hamesha ki tarah Lawn main hi mera intezaar ho raha tha lekin aaj Intezaar krne wala ranveer tha aur uss k saath aur koi bhi nahi tha ------------ aam tor par main hamesha Ranveer sy door hi rehta tha q k 10 main sy 9 baar maine iss ko nashe main dekha hai ------------ aur ooper sy kuch bhi krne sy pehle kabhi iss ny aik baar nahi socha ------------- Tameez sy tou baat krte shayad hi kabhi kisi ny iss ko suna ho aur Mera nahi khayal k aaj tak iss ki koi bhi baat taali gayi ho--------------- Q k ye baat nahi krta bass Hukum sunaata hai aur wo poora ho jaata hai yaa y krr deta hai ------------------ Jiss ki aam misaal ye hai k Choudhary jo kabhi bhi Sohni ki beti jiss k paas choudharion ki aadhi zameen hai uss ko iss sy biyahne k baare main sochte bhi nahi lekin iss ny unke Gale par aisa nakhum rakha k wo iss kadwe ghoont ko bhi pee gaye

Kamlesh ko iss ny bhari mehfil main thappad maar liya tha jab k aik Panchayat main iss ny jaan boojh kar Partab k saamne Nanga ho kar moot diya tha ----- aur koi bhi iss ko kuch nahi keh paaya tha
Bharri mehfil main tou thappad bardasht kiya bhi jaa sakta hai lekin thakuron k sardar k samne nanga hona aur uss k samne mootna — wo bhi kisi aam jagah par nahi balke jahan wo sardar ban k faisla sunane k liye betha ho -------- mera nahi khayal k ye Ranveer k ilaawa koi soch bhi sakta hai — Lekin soch k thodi naa kia ho gaa iss ny

Khair main bike ko Haveli k andar jaa kar Rokta hoon aur Ranveer ki taraf chal deta hoon ---- Jo shayad kaafi derr sy mera ontezaar krr raha tha aur issi wajah sy kaafi ghusse main bhi lag raha tha

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