Update-612(Mission Iraq)
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J- Are you sure boss ?? Mission Iraq suru kar dein ??
Main-Yes...Abhi..Right Now...
2.0- What the fuck is Mission Iraq...
3.0- Mission Iraq hai mera dusara Business...Maine bola tha 40 Billion per year lagenge ab woh laane bhi toh hain Ye Cocain toh 5-7 Billion dega baaki 30-33 Billion US dollars Per year laaega Mission Iraq...
2.0 -What the fuckkk???
3.0- Batata hun Samjhata hun kissi ko nahi pata mission Iraq kya hai J or Kivy ko chhodke toh suno ..Iraq obviously waise toh ek choti c country hai but Iraq k pass aisa kuch hai jo mostly badi badi countries k pass nahi hai woh hai unke Natural Resources k Reserves .Yaani Gas Oil and other natural resources k Reserves ..Iraq k total reserve natural resources ki value 18 Trillion Dollars k aas pass hai ab obviously ye sabko pata hai iss 18 Trillion mein 13 Trillion Dollars ka toh Oil and gas hai unke pass in simpler words per year wohlog 165-175 Billion US dollars ka Oil or gas bech dete hain jo bahot jyaada hai ..
2.0- Toh tu Oil and Gas bechega ??
3.0- Hell no fuck that Oil or gas k uppar already American baithey hue hain gand faad denge wohlog bhenchod..Oil and Gas bahot important hai Iraq k liye or ye sabko pata hai or usme bade bade players involved hain or bahot jyaada highlighted business hai Oil and Gas toh usme hum kuch nahi karne waale humein karna hai baaki k 5 Trillion Dollars k resources bache usme...Ab Iraq mein 2 or important Minerals hain jo bhaari maatra mein Iraq mein available hain woh Hain Phosphate or Sulfur overall 4 Trillion US dollars ka Phosphate or Sulfur hai Iraq mein lekin bhenchod logon ko uski value ka koi andaaja nahi hai Iraq ki government or Businessmen sab inn dono ko ignore kartey hain or usko ignore karne k multiple reasons hain sabse pehle toh inn Minerals ko earth se nikaalne k liye proper machineries and tools Iraq k pass available nahi hain second hain Iraq mein iski koi market nahi hai or bahaar bechne ki aukaat unki hai nahi ab third or most important reason hai ye areas protected nahi hain kyunki Iraqi government apna pura dum Oil and Gas par lagaati hai unki Army Oil and gas pipelines ko he protect karti hai toh ye areas waise he paddey hain toh yahaan par local terrorist organisation attack kartey rehtey hain toh inn areas ko koi lease par leke kaam nahi karna caahta uppar se bhenchod ye mostly areas Turkey or Iraq border par hain or Turkey Iraq ka lafda chalta he rehta hai or Turkey Iraq se kahin jyaada powerful hai toh unki missiles sabse pehle inhi areas mein girrti hain toh koi businessmen itana bada risk nahi leta kyunki bhenchod tisre din toh Militants attack kardetey hain or harr maheene Turkey ya Iran ki side se missiles aajaati hai .. Obviously paisa bahot hai but risk bhi itana he hai Filhaal UAE ka ek businessmen hai usne lease le rakhi hai woh karta hai Mining inki lekin wahi khatron se khelke karta hai per year muskil se woh 35-45 Million USD ka maal nikaal paata hai or usme se aadhe paise uske nuksaan bharpaai mein lag jaatey hain.Toh humein karna kya hai hum ye lease uss businessmen se khareed lenge or hum chalaaenge Mining Operations wahaan par bhenchod Million nahi Billions ka maal per year bechenge ... Internationally woh bhi..
T- Ok boss Good plan but 2 issues hain first toh woh UAE ka Businessmen humein kyun bechega woh lease saal ka still badhiya kama Raha hai woh or abhi toh Iraq k haalat badhiya chal rahe hain and second hum mining karenge toh humein bhi toh wahi issue face karne padenge Militants udhar se Turkey hum kya karenge..
Main- First yes I know Iraq k haalat theek chal rahe hain but ab nahi chalenge Obviously Turkey mein mera raaj hai toh Turkey President se baat karke kal he attack suru karwa denge border areas par or specially uss UAE Businessmen ki mines ko target karengi unki missiles or udhar se Militants group k leader se baat karke usse bhi bhejenge woh harr din attack karega ab.kull milaake aag lagaa denge ro dega woh owner or ussi time humaara Pravitel Smerti usse offer karega 500 Million USD uss lease k liye toh woh khussi khussi humein woh lease dedega ..Ab issi mein tumhare dusre sawaal kaa jawaab hai humpe koi attack nahi karega kyunki hum jaise he lease le lenge udhar se Turkey apne attacks rokk dega or main Iraq k president se jaake bolunga ki Maine war rukkwaa diya hai woh ehsaan maanega humaara or usko paise denge woh alag , rahi baat Militants ki toh hum unhe bhi khareed lenge jitane ka woh violence karke letey hain usase Triple amount unhe humein protect karne k liye denge .. Bhenchod Terrorists ko security guard rakh lunga main..
T- Makes sense boss..
Main- Yes..ab 1 Billion humaare pass hain 2.6 humein Ellie dilwaaegi total hue 3.6 Billion 2.6 Billion yahaan lagaa denge hum iss farm mein 2.5 Billion ka Farm Milla baaki 100 Million yahaan business suru karne mein ab bache 1 Billion usme se 500 Million ki hum lease lelenge Iraq mein or uske baad bache humaare pass 500 Million US dollars.. Usme se kuch hum lagaaenge machinery par jo Russia se directly aaegi humein mehangi padegi but it's ok ek baar ka kharch hai ye lifetime k liye uske alawa kuch lagenge logon k uppar mostly Engineers ya researchers ya scientist already lage hue hain unhe he rakh lenge humlog baaki kuch bahaar se mangwaa lenge we'll pay them double ab kuch paise Hum President ko bhi denge taaki woh apne sath rahe temporarily ...
T- Temporarily kyun boss permanent caahiye woh toh..
Main-Yess chaiye toh permanent but 50 Million mein ek country ka president permanent thodi mill jaaega 50 Million mein 25-30 din humaare under rahega woh thankfully tabtak hum apna mining business fully suru kar chuke honge or tabtak hum itana paisa kama rahe honge ki ek din mein Hum President orr pura parliament khareed lenge even opposition ko bhi khareed lenge humlog Iraq ka, aise ho jaaega Iraq bhi mera gulaam...
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