Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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UUpdate-546(Balvant) ​

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Saare alliance leaders se call par baat karke main relax hoke sone chala gaya Or soya he tha ki mera door knock hua maine khola toh claire andar aai...

Main- Kya hua??

Claire- Interesting phone call aai hai Balvant k private number par.. Suno. Balvant Or Finance minister Dharmendra hain..

Ye bolke claire ne woh recording on ki..Hum log still track kar rahe they un sabke numbers ki by chance kuch mill jaaye ab bhi..

Balvant- Haan Dharma kya pata chala??

Dharmendra- Kuch khaas nahi lekin Balvant kuch toh chal raha hai kuch toh bahot bada chal raha hai.. Yelog game keval Maharashtra mein nahi khel rahe kahin orr bhi khel rahe hain.. AP media mein bola tha ghar jaa raha hai lekin real mein woh Chennai gaya hai..

Balvant- Arrey woh sala pagal nashedi hai kahin bhi kuch bhi karta rehta hai.. Uska kya hai.. Most probably Sanjay k naye bandey ko dhundaney gaya hoga usse fursat he nahi hai Sanjay se..

Dharm- Naa naa yaar.. Kuch toh hai.. Usase pehle usko Ahmedabad airport par dekha gaya tha orr ussi din Deva bhi wahaan tha...

Balvant- Sunita Or Mohanlal se pucha kya chal raha tha??

Dharm- Sunita ko toh pata he nahi hai.. Same Mohanlal bola ki koi rally wagairaah toh nahi ki unhone maybe apne kissi neta k ghar aae honge..

Balvant- Possible hai..

Dharm- Dono bhai ek sath bina kissi reason apne kissi neta se milne kyun aaenge? .. AP ko kab apne leaders se milte dekha hai tumne.. Usase pehle bhi gayab hai woh.. Kuch toh pakka raha hai woh.. Abhi dekho aap kabse Mumbai mein ho.. Deva aaya, Mangal aaya Abeer bhi aaya ,yahaan takk ki woh saala Mastermind Rishi bhi aachuka wahaan lekin AP kahaan hai?? Woh mastermind aadmi jisne sarkaar giraayi woh waapis banwaane nahi aaya.. I don't believe this.

Balvant- Haan.. Makes sense.. Kuch toh kar raha hai woh.. Lekin kya??

Dharm- Wahi pata karna hai..

Balvant- Chhod ek baar kuch din rukk sarkaar banaa letey hain fir dekhenge isko..

Dharm- Ye banaaney dega tab naa..

Balvant- Kya matlab??

Dharm- Kahin ye seats ulat pulat toh nahi kar raha..

Balvant- What?? No chance.. Seat ulat pulat karke kya milega isko?? Gand takk ka jorr lagaa le naa dono bhai toh bhi inki 110 se jyaada seat nahi baithengi.. Toh kya karega ulat pulat karke..

Dharm- Humaari sarkaar toh giraa shakta hai..

Balvant- Hmmm.. 322 hain jisme se 210-12 toh humaari khudki hain.. Sarkaar giraane k liye isko humse 50 seats nikaalni padegi.. Kon dega 50 seats usko?? 5-7 ho toh koi soche bhi.. 50 seats Dharmendra.. Or denge bhi kyun usko?? Uske sath milke kya kar lenge wohlog?? Sarkaar thodi bana lega woh ruling party ka sath kyun chhodega koi sarkaar girwaane k liye..

Dharma-Ye bhi hai.. Lekin woh kuch kar toh raha hai .. Aisa he kuch..

Balvant- Hai toh woh saala kutti khopdi.. Bharosa kuch nahi hai bhenchod ka.. Humara kuch bigaad nahi shakta woh lekin fir bhi better safe then sorry saala mastermind aadmi hai woh kya pata kya kar raha ho.. Sarkaar nahi girwaa shakta toh bhi nuksaan toh bahot saara kar shakta hai apna..

Dharma- Haan wahi toh.. Maharashtra mein kiya abhi wahaan ki seats khaa jaaega.. Uske baad Delhi mein kiya dekha nahi kaise kiya woh toh Delhi or wahaan aas pass mein sarkaar unhi ki hai warna saala wahaan bhi bana deta sarkaar Bhushan ko maarne k baad.. Or aisa he kand ek aadh jagah orr hogaya naa toh gand marr jaaegi.. Lagaalo Bihar yaa Bengal mein aisa koi gunda aagaya naa aagaya kya yahaan toh hajaaron hain lekin koi bhi jyaada famous hogaya naa toh ye madarchod wahaan jaake usko maarke wahaan bhi seats ki maa chod dega Bihar Or Bengal mein apni 62 seats hain aadhi bhi khaa gaya naa toh maa chud gayi samjho.. Same lagaao Madhyapradesh ya Gujarat mein kuch hua toh 40 yahaan hain.. Or ye kand aise karta hai ki bhenchod aadhi seats toh le he jaaega agle election's takk..

Balvant- Agla election's toh durr hai usase bada issue ye hai ki inn states mein sarkaar bhi toh humaari hai or jo bhi bada gunda marrega uske sath humaare netaaon k naam toh aaenge he aaenge kyunki sab madarchod hain or fir wahi hoga Maharashtra ki tarah CM ko istifa dena padega yaa jyaada hua toh puri sarkaar girr jaaegi uss state ki or fir yahi banaaega sarkaar wahaan MLA iske honge toh MP gand marrwaenge unhe bhi apne under le he lega ye madarchod.. Or fir agla election's kahaan pakkadne dega humein , bich mein he maa chod dega.. Madarchod.. Yahi toh nahi kar raha hai ye. Alag alag states mein jaake aise criminals dhund raha hai jinke links local government k sath hon , jisko maarke ye sarkaar girra shake girra nahi toh hilla toh dey.. Bhen ka lund.. Ye Maadarchod aisa he kuch kar raha hai pakka..

Dharmendra- Wahi toh.. Tabhi ghumta firr raha hai bhosdka.. Meri maano maa chudaane gaya alliance apni sarkaar already bahot strong hai.. PM ko hataane k liye humlog he kaafi hain or rahi baat Deva ko khatam karne ki toh usko aise nahi toh dhakke se khatam kar denge.. Lekin yahaan wait karte rahe toh woh bhen kaa lund maa chod dega apni... Game khel raha hai dalla humaare sath..

Balvant- Wahi toh.. Tabhi saale wohlog haan nahi kar rahe alliance k liye turant se... Aage badhaae jaa rahe hain.. Ye bhenchod gand maarne ki taiyaari kar raha hai..

Dharm- Haan..

Balvant- Ek kaam kartey hain saare bandey lagaao pata karwao main bhi lagaataa hun ki kar kya raha hai ye Maadarchod.. Ye sab apni theory hai abhi toh or agar humein jarra saa bhi laga ki woh aisa he kuch karna caah raha hai toh maa chudaaye Alliance fir humein strict actions lene padenge. Tum pata karwao idhar main bhi karwata hun.. Bandey lagaa dey uske piche harr pall ki khabar caahiye mujhe..or jaise he kuch bhi halka saa bhi lage ki ye humaare khilaaf jaa raha hai toh turant bataana mujhe tabhi saale kaa khel khatam kar dunga..

Dhar- Haan yahi karta hun.. Tum bhi karo..

Call disconnected..

Claire-Well..

Main- Hmm.. Interesting..

Claire- Kya interesting boss.. Information hai unke pass gand marrr jaaegi..

Main- Lund information hai re.. Saari toh galat hai yahi caahiye hai humein.. Inke pass bilkul information naa ho usase toh ye acha hai ki galat information ho unke pass.. Yelog states mein chudte rahenge tabtak main apna kaam kar jaaunga.. Kar kya jaaunga kar chuka.. Main caahun toh abhi gand par laat maar dun inke lekin abhi time nahi aaya hai...

Claire- True.. Majority hai humaare pass already..

Main- Exactly toh inko karne dey jo karna hai.. Hum apna kartey hain.. Jaa good night..

Claire ko bhej ke main waapis bed par aaya.. Ab khel garam hone waala hai.. Bahot jald.. Gand fattne waali hai bure waali but usase pehle major tasks ho gaye hain.. Already majority mein hun main.. But fir bhi I can feel it Balvant kuch toh karega.. Soon. Kuch toh bahot bada karne waala hai woh... I can smell it..Smell kya I can predict it.. I can see it coming.. I can see him..I Can See the Future infact , I AM THE FUTURE..

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Update-547( Their Plan)
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Balvant ki information pata lagaake maine sone ka try kiya lekin bhenchod nind naa aaye ab,i dont know khussi thi excitement thi darr tha kya tha lekin nind naa aai bhenchod..Kuch toh ek baar nind already tutt chuki thi maybe lekin almost 2 ghante takk karwatt badalta raha main finally bhenchod earphones lagaake bed par girr padda and kuch derr baad thankfully nind aa bhi gayi orr abhi soya he tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai ka tha..

Main- Bhai.. Badi mushkil se nind aai thi.. Fuckkk..

Deva- Sorry. So sabse baat karke acha laga I'm pretty sure ye sab sahi hain.. They're great..

Main-Yahi bataane k liye uthaaya kya bhai??

Deva- No.. Actually.. Aditi..

Main- Oh for fucks shake bhai.. Gand maarlee iss aditi ne meri.. Nahi caahiye bhai iski seat.. Gand mein daal legi apni seats.. Main bhi dekhta hun kaise banaa legi humaare bina sarkaar..

Deva- Ok.. Kk.. Sun sun.. Maharashtra humare liye special hai tujhe pata hai mom ka sapna tha Maharashtra or ab woh sapna sach ho shakta hai teri wajah se.. Mujhe seats se matlab nahi hai. Mujhe Maharashtra par control caahiye taaki sudhaar shakun Maharashtra ko main.. Or aise Aditi ko bina pura sach bataaye apne sath lena impossible hai usse tujhse shakht nafrat hai.. Or usse tu he laa shakta hai. Late hogaya naa fir ye chali jaaegi or honest ladki hai ek baar gayi Balvant k sath toh fir caahe isse opposition mein baithana padde ye baithegi humaare sath nahi aaegi..

Main- Ok.. Ok.. I understand.. I'll be there..

Deva- Kab..?

Main- Yaar. Bhai sone do naa yaar.. Fucking hell.. Kasam se.. I'll be there.

Deva- Ok.. Great job.. Good night ..

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Ab maine phone rakha 2:30 baje the raatke toh main sone ko gaya firse.. Lekin benchod ab fir nind naa aaye lund aaegi 2 baar toh nind kharaab ho chuki thi...Gand fatt gayi karwatt le leke bhenchod lekin nind naa aaye.. 4:30 baj gaye subah k.. Ab main finally khadda hogaya.. Mobile check kiya Mumbai ki next flight subah 6:00 baje thi.. Toh main utha fresh hua and Ami ko call karke sabko jagaane ko kaha.. Pehle Aditi ki he maa chodunga fir sounga.. Saali saadhe 5 feet ki londiya ne aadhe desh ki maa chod rakhi hai bhen ki lawdi k sapne bhi alag he hain.. Seats usko 100 bhi naa mil rahi lekin usko lagraha hai 150+ leke akeli sarkaar banaa legi bhenchod.. Saali bawligand..

Aditi ko gaali detey hue main ready hua tabtak baaki sab bhi aagaye they..

Abeer- Bhosdk kahaan itani subah subah??

Main- Mumbai..

Abeer- Finally bhosdk.. Sabse important jagah ab jaa rahe hain humlog..

Main- Yeah..

Abeer- Tu he samjha shakta hai Aditi ko..

Main- Haan bhenchod.. Balvant shyaana horaha hai.. Time kam hai .. Aditi mill gayi toh bhenchod 320 ho jaaengi Or main bahot jyaada comfortable hounga sarkaar banaaney mein.. Ye bhenchod saare plans ki maa chod rahi hai..

Maine bataaya sabko ki Balvant kya kar raha hai..

Abeer- Balvant bc shyaana toh hai lekin humse jyaada nahi..

Chang- Yeah.. Munh maar raha hai galat jagah..

Main- Jagah koi bhi ho be.. Usne galat baat ko sach maanke bhi action liya toh sab chud jaaega..

Abeer- Wahi toh..

Main- Issliye mujhe Aditi caahiye..

Abeer- Tu he deal karna usase..

Humlog subah 8:30 baje Mumbai airport se bahaar nikale and 9 baje takk apne hotel aaye.. Hotel aake main room mein aaya he tha ki mere room kaa door bhayankar tarah se knock hua.. Maine door khola toh Claire thi..

Main- Bhenchod.. Kya hua..

Claire- We're fucked.. Jo aapne bola wahi hua Balvant galat cheej ko sach maanke action le raha hai.. Suno.. Dharmendra ,Balvant ,Sudha ,Sukesh Arya , Diksha Pandey Or Amit hain.. Isase pehle normal phones se baat hui hogi inki kyunki inko kuch toh milla hai humaare against..

Usne recorder on kiya...

Balvant- Dharma inko bhi bataao jo mujhe bataaya..

Dharma- Dhyaan se suno sab. AP haina humaari sarkaar hilaana caah raha hai.. Humein shakk toh kal he hogaya tha lekin confirm aaj ho gaya.. AP humaare rule waale alag alag states mein jaake wahaan k aise criminals dhund raha hai jinke connection humaare CM ya other ministers se hon Or unko fir publicly maarke wahaan ki sarkaar giraake pehle toh khud ka CM banaane waala hai fir aahista aahista wahaan k MPs ko darra dhamka k , khareed k ya blackmail karke apni side le lega.. Basically hum jo Deva k logon k sath karne waale they woh sab ye humaare sath kar raha hai .. Paisa bhi involve hai isme paisa deke khudka naam uppar kar raha hai woh.. Bengal, Gujarat, Andhrapradesh Or Tamilnadu mein alag alag din spot hua hai woh Or wahaan usne kya kiya kaise kiya kissi ko nahi pata wahaan k humaare CM's ko bhi bhanak nahi lagne di usne ki woh kya kar raha hai.. Itana secretive kya ho shakta hai tum khud samjh lo..

Sudha- Fuckkkkk...

Amit- Ye toh madarchod nikala...

Balvant- Bahot bada woh bhi. Issliye inhone time maanga tha alliance k liye haan karne se pehle. ye logon k saamne khudko bhagwaan bana raha hai isske jitani publicity kissi ki nahi hai filhaal humaari puri party ki nahi hai itani reach jitani filhaal iski hai or usko badhaa he raha hai woh heroic kaam kar kar k .. Or sabkuch open mein kar raha hai media k saamne kar raha hai.. Khud he police or khud he court hai woh.. Harr news channel harr news paper k uppar daily ussi k kand hain.. Uske alawa social media par toh andha craze hai uska jabki woh toh active bhi nahi hai khud.. Woh humaari sarkaar giraana caah raha hai taaki doobara election's hon orr ye sabko pata hai abhi election's hue toh woh log beshak sarkaar naa bana paaein lekin 150-170 seats le jaaenge humaare baraabar yaa even humse jyaada seats le jaaenge uske baad fir power unke pass hogi Opposition bhi unse alliance kar shakti hai or fir wohlog sarkaar banaaa lenge or hum chud jaaenge yahaan par.. Issliye humein nahi chahiye unke MP or nahi caahiye unka alliance.. Humaari sarkaar already bahot powerful hai..

Sudha- Oh my god.. Ab??

Balvant- ab kya ab sab bandh kar dunga main saale kaa.. Bahot ho gaya uska.. Chuppke waar bahot kar liye ab publicly hoga sabkuch.. Uski image itani kharaab kar dunga main ki uska ye pura game ulta padd jaaega.. Deva hath jodke aaega mere pass..

Diksha- Kya socha hai Bhai??

Balvant- AP k khilaaf ARREST WARRANT nikalwa raha hun main..or koi aisa waisa warrant nahi,main Usko bhagoda ghosit kar dunga aise aise case lagaaunga uske uppar jo kissi terrorist par bhi nahi lage honge.. Fraud, Sedition, conspiracy against the state,corruption,Multiple Offences Relating to Elections corruption, Crimes against the state. Bribery k saikdon charges.. Bribing state official's , Spewing Hatred, violence against lawful civil authority with the intent to cause its overthrow or destruction, insinuating Riots that can hurt thousands of people... Mere pass kuch saboot hain jo prove kar shakte hain inmein se kuch ko or unke prove hone k baad baaki ko court mein hum prove karwa denge .. AP officially India ka Public Enemy number 1 hone waala hai.. Kam se kam saja ummarkaid hai isme.. Or no chance of parole ever.. Kabhi bhi nahi.. Jail mein sadd sadd k marrega woh or bahaar uska bhai marrega..

Sudha- Yess.. Yes.. Finally..

Amit -Lekin bhai bina koi public saboot uske khilaaf itana sab karna.. Public khaa jaaegi humein.. Public ka favorite hai woh..

Balvant- Offcourse abhi kuch din public humein khaaegi log humaare khilaaf honge kai din dange honge usko behisaab support millega jo usne earn kiya hai lekin jaise he aahista-2 court mein sab prove hota jaaega toh public ka viswash uthata jaaega uske uppar se or fir Deva k uppar se fir waapis humaare pass aaenge wohlog ..

Sudha- Lekin bhai dhyaan se agar ye sab prove nahi hua naa toh Janta jinda khaa jaaegi humein.. AP k liye log marr bhi shakte hain or maar bhi shakte hain..

Balvant- Prove hoga Sudha kyun nahi hoga.. Kanoon humaari muthi mein hai jo hum kahenge woh prove hoga..

Dharm- Yes.. Humein bus 8-10 din ka hate sehna hai, log sadko par uttarenge uske liye lekin ek baar court mein aagaya naa woh fir wahaan vakeel or judge sab humaara hai usko wahin k wahin khatam kar denge.. Or fir public usko support nahi gaali degi.. Uske sath Deva bhi khatam ho jaaega or unki party bhi... Aise hoga north apna..

Amit- Brilliant..

Balvant- Main toh aaram se barabaad karna caahta tha Deva ko lekin AP bahot aage nikal gaya hai ab orr risk nahi le shakte..

Sudha- Aapke papa ka kya??

Balvant- Unko uljha dunga main . PM or unko hataana bhi toh hai.. Main apne MPs ko bolta hun ki PM or HM k khilaaf bagaavat suru kardein.. Iske baad bhi woh dono AP ko support karenge toh ye saaf hojaaega ki party k khilaaf hain woh issliye woh aisa kuch nahi karenge ..

Sudha- Yaani humaare or AP k bich ab koi nahi hai..

Balvant- Haan sudha .. Vakeels or official's bulaa liye hai maine aisa case taiyaar karwa raha hun ki aag lag jaaegi.. Bus tumlog kuch din hate sehne k liye taiyaar ho jaao.. Kuch din bahaar matt nikalna kyunki harr jagah AP k supporter's humaara wait kar rahe honge..

Dharm- Bus kuch he din ki baat hai fir log bhull jaaenge usko bhi..

Balvant- Fir North Bhi apna baaki sab apna hai he.. We'll be unbeatable.. Dhyaan rakho apna.. Let me do this ...

Call disconnected..

Main- Fuckkkkkkkkkk..

Main chilaaya jisase Claire bhi mujhse durr hatt gayi..

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Update-548(Fucked) ​

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Claire ne mujhe Balvant or uski gang ki recording sunaai thi jisme unhone meri gand faadne kaa plan saaf kar diya tha or wohlog apna pura dum lagaake mere piche aa rahe they.


Main- Baaki sabko bata ye..


Claire- Aapko gussa nahi aa raha..


Main- Tu soch bhi nahi shakti itana.. Gooo..


Claire k jaate he maine punch maara darwaaje k uppar bhenchod lakdi bent hogayi punch itana powerful tha.. Madarchod.. Saala bawligand... Sab kuch perfectly plan kiya tha sab kuch.. I planned everything or ye bhenchod ne bina kuch jaane bina kuch samjhe tukke se mera plan roukk diya.. Bhenchod galati se mera plan roukk diya usne.. Fuckkkkk...


Ab mera phone baja jo Sonia Arya ka tha.. Bhenchod isse kya caahiye ab..


Main- Hello..


Sonia- AP.. Listen to me carefully.. Mere husband Balvant Patel k sath milke tumhare khilaaf ek bahot bada sadyantra rach rahe hain tumhe arrest karwaane waale hain wohlog aise aise crimes par ki tum kabhi nahi bach paaoge unse.. Order pass hone waala hai kuch he minutes mein.. Please leave the country.. Desh chhod do..


Main-Jaan nahi paai fir toh Sonia tum mujhe..AP bhaag jaaye ho he nahi shakta..


Sonia- Please.. Please AP.. Tumhe khatam kar denge yelog.. Please leave..


Main-Sonia.. I'll be fine.. Thanks a lot for the info.. I appreciate it.. Yaad rakhunga main.. But dont worry I'll handle it..


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Bhenchod meri fikar hai isko.. Ab mujhe jaldbaaji karni thi toh maine bhai ko call kiya jo last baar Aditi se milne gaye they..


Main-Bhai please tell me maan gayi bhen ki lawdi..


Deva- Fuck no.. Saali pagal ho gayi hai ekdum bhai.. Gandu bana diya bhenchod.. Itani derr mein election's karwa lete.. Ye nahi maan rahi.. Not a chance..


Main- Maanana padega bhai isko toh maanana he hoga.. Maharashtra caahiye mujhe aaj k aaj caahiye..


Deva- Kya hua??


Main- Gand marr gayi.. Lekin dont worry plan set he hai bus main chud gaya...


Deva- Rukk. .. Rukk.. Tu chud gaya matlab??


Main- Dekh lena thodi derr mein meri baat suno kuch bhi ho jaaye plan aage badhna caahiye shyaamko ek baar fir se milna Aditi se nahi maane toh fir thoda or durr jaana hoga.. Alliance set hai jo hone waala hai usase koi nahi darrega sabko samjha diya hai maine.. Sarkaar humaari he banegi...


Deva-Lekin hone kya wala hai..


Main- Bye bhai.. Take care..


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Main- Fuckkkkk.. Fuckkkk.. Aditi madarchod... Iski maa ki chut.. Saare plan ki maa chod di bhen ki lawdi ne.. Mere plan ki... Isse pata bhi hai kon hun main bhenchod... Bataao isko kon hun main.. I'm THE FUCKING SERPENT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING UNDERWORLD.. Iske pure khandaan ko jinda jalaa shakta hun main..


2.0- Phone nikaal.. Number dial kar..


Main- Konsa number.. Kisase baat karu ?


2.0- Tu bus phone nikaal le..


Maine phone nikaala or number dial kiya jabki mujhe toh number pata bhi nahi tha or saamne se ek lady ki awaaj aai..


"Hello"


Main- It's me Eli..


Eli- Boss.. Good Morning boss.. Good morning..Kaafi time baad yaad kiya..woh NCB waale ADG k baad aaj yaad kar rahe ho aap..How are you??


Main- Terrible Eli ... Terrible...


Eli- What happened boss?? Talk to me? Kon problem de raha hai aapko..


Main -I need your help..


Eli- Boss.. Order dijiye aap.. I'm your servant puchne ki jarurat nahi hai aapko..Please.. Tell me.. Anything for you..


Main- Tere Mumbai mein hun main.. Or mujhe paisa caahiye..


Eli- Offcourse boss.. Sab aapka he toh hai.. Kitana caahiye abhi leke aati hun..


Main- 1000 Crore Rupees.. 250 in Cash 750 transferable to foreign accounts....


Eli-E. E. E. Ek... Haaa... Hajaar.. Crore.. Boss.. Ek hajaar crore..


Main- Kya hua Eli?? Tumhari awaaj mein hesitation sunaai de rahi hai mujhe?? Nahi kar shakti tum?? Mera kaam?? Naya koi dhundun teri jagah??


Eli- No.. No. Boss.. I'll get it.. I'll get It boss.. Boss.. Please trust me.. Please.. Main laa dungi pura ka pura.. Please trust me boss.. Koi naya dhundne ki jarurat nahi hai boss.. I'll get it boss.. Surely boss..


Main-Good...12:00 Pm is your deadline if you fail Eli tera pura organization khatam kar dunga main.. I'll erase you from existence.. Good Luck.. This is my final visit.. Coordinate with J and 2.0 ..


Eli- Thankyou boss.. Thankyou.. I wont disappoint you boss.. Never...


Call disconnected..


Ab mujhe laga jhatka or Maine khudko mere hotel ki balcony mein paaya bhenchod yahaan kaise aagaya main.. Maine phone dekha toh maine phone bhi kiya tha kissi private number par.. Bhenchod.. 3.0 firr game khel gaya kya koi..


2.0- Haao.. Naya plan... Sun...


2.0 ne samjhaya mujhe..


Main- What the fuck.. Bhenchod... Fuckkkk... Ye kaam karega??


2.0- 3.0 par toh bhagwaan bhi shakk nahi karta tu toh cheej he kya hai.. Uska plan hai offcourse kaam karega..


Ab main Chang or Ami ko leke turant nikala wahaan se.. Alliance k sabhi leaders ko maine samjha diya tha ki kuch bhi ho jaaye darrna nahi hai. Ab main Subah 9:30 se leke dopehar k 4:30 baje takk pagal kuttey ki tarah ghumta raha 3.0 k plan ko execute karne k liye or jaisa 2.0 ne bola tha 3.0 ka plan sunaney mein impossible lag raha tha but real mein uska harr ek point sach tha harr part fit baitha or main laga bhi rehta lekin tabtak Balvant ne bomb fodd diya tha shyaamko 4:20 par Sudha choudhary ne ek nationwide press conference ki jisme uske sath Balvant , harmendra, Amit or unke alawa 3-4 cabinet ministers orr bhi they bolne ka kaam sudha ne kiya kyunki Law and Justice Minister wahi thi India ki.. Maine thoda late chaalu ki press conference ..


Sudha- So jaisa maine aapke saamne kaha Ankit Partap Choudhary Aka AP Son Of Raj Singh Choudhary Grandson of the great Partap Singh Choudhary ek threat hai humaare nation k liye or humaari government aise logon ko koi moka nahi deti issliye maine jo jo IPC sections bataaye unke regarding Arrest warrant issue hogaya hai AP k against.. You all can see kitane serious accusations lage hain uske uppar but thankfully humein time rehtey uske Kaali Kartuton ki khabar humein mill gayi..Corruption,Bribery , Sedition, Inn sabki politics mein koi jagah nahi hai lekin AP ye sab khulle aam kar raha hai usme Indian Parliament ka majaak banaaya humaare honorable Prime minister ka majaak banaaya hai.. Itana girr gaya woh ki usne apna kaala paisa use karna chaalu kar diya usne plan toh bahot kuch kiya tha Central Government k khilaaf yaa yun kahun Bharat desh k khilaaf .. Or koi humaare desh k khilaaf jaaye ye hum bardaash nahi kar shakte.. AP ek Terroristic soch k sath kaam kar raha tha ji haan i said it.. A terrorist I know ye ek bahot bada word hai and aaplogon ko passand nahi aaega but it is what it is.. Uski planning India ki different states mein Riots karwaane ki thi or un riots mein kitane log marrte iska andaaja kissi ko bhi nahi hai saikdon maybe hajaaron log maare jaa shakte they isme ab ye Terroristic nahi hai toh isase jyaada kya hoga?? He is a terrorist for me simple as that and he will be dealed accordingly.. I'm hereby Declaring AP Public Enemy Number 1 of India.. He's the most wanted person in India.. He's a most wanted fugitive or jo bhi uski help karega fir woh caahe kaise bhi kare usko AP ka accomplish maanke arrest kiya jaaega.. Uski harkaton ko dekhte hue usse surrender ka moka bhi nahi diya jaaega.. The Central Government is placing An Reward of A record 5 Crore INR jo bhi usko pakkadne mein Central government ki help karega usse ye reward diya jaaega.. AP ko pakkadna humaara kaam hai or trust us uski puri jindagi Jail mein kategi usko as a example dikhaya jaaega ki kya hota hai jab koi India k against jaata hai...Thanks..


Ye bolte he Sudha turant bhaag gayi stage se uske sath sath sabhi ministers bhi bhaag gaye kyunki media k sawaal suru ho jaatey toh kya jawaab detey wohlog.. Isase he pata chal raha tha ki unhone itana bada step le toh liya hai lekin taiyaari bilkul nahi thi unki.. But unka ye step meri gand faadne waala tha.. Kyunki basically India k harr state ki police mere piche padne waali thi CBI, NIA , Crime Branch etc harr government agency mere piche padne waali thi... It's going to get dirty.


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[AP 316]

Thanks for all the support bhidulog keep supporting as always 3 updates posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

[Rohit1988]

UUpdate-546(Balvant) ​

546

Saare alliance leaders se call par baat karke main relax hoke sone chala gaya Or soya he tha ki mera door knock hua maine khola toh claire andar aai...

Main- Kya hua??

Claire- Interesting phone call aai hai Balvant k private number par.. Suno. Balvant Or Finance minister Dharmendra hain..

Ye bolke claire ne woh recording on ki..Hum log still track kar rahe they un sabke numbers ki by chance kuch mill jaaye ab bhi..

Balvant- Haan Dharma kya pata chala??

Dharmendra- Kuch khaas nahi lekin Balvant kuch toh chal raha hai kuch toh bahot bada chal raha hai.. Yelog game keval Maharashtra mein nahi khel rahe kahin orr bhi khel rahe hain.. AP media mein bola tha ghar jaa raha hai lekin real mein woh Chennai gaya hai..

Balvant- Arrey woh sala pagal nashedi hai kahin bhi kuch bhi karta rehta hai.. Uska kya hai.. Most probably Sanjay k naye bandey ko dhundaney gaya hoga usse fursat he nahi hai Sanjay se..

Dharm- Naa naa yaar.. Kuch toh hai.. Usase pehle usko Ahmedabad airport par dekha gaya tha orr ussi din Deva bhi wahaan tha...

Balvant- Sunita Or Mohanlal se pucha kya chal raha tha??

Dharm- Sunita ko toh pata he nahi hai.. Same Mohanlal bola ki koi rally wagairaah toh nahi ki unhone maybe apne kissi neta k ghar aae honge..

Balvant- Possible hai..

Dharm- Dono bhai ek sath bina kissi reason apne kissi neta se milne kyun aaenge? .. AP ko kab apne leaders se milte dekha hai tumne.. Usase pehle bhi gayab hai woh.. Kuch toh pakka raha hai woh.. Abhi dekho aap kabse Mumbai mein ho.. Deva aaya, Mangal aaya Abeer bhi aaya ,yahaan takk ki woh saala Mastermind Rishi bhi aachuka wahaan lekin AP kahaan hai?? Woh mastermind aadmi jisne sarkaar giraayi woh waapis banwaane nahi aaya.. I don't believe this.

Balvant- Haan.. Makes sense.. Kuch toh kar raha hai woh.. Lekin kya??

Dharm- Wahi pata karna hai..

Balvant- Chhod ek baar kuch din rukk sarkaar banaa letey hain fir dekhenge isko..

Dharm- Ye banaaney dega tab naa..

Balvant- Kya matlab??

Dharm- Kahin ye seats ulat pulat toh nahi kar raha..

Balvant- What?? No chance.. Seat ulat pulat karke kya milega isko?? Gand takk ka jorr lagaa le naa dono bhai toh bhi inki 110 se jyaada seat nahi baithengi.. Toh kya karega ulat pulat karke..

Dharm- Humaari sarkaar toh giraa shakta hai..

Balvant- Hmmm.. 322 hain jisme se 210-12 toh humaari khudki hain.. Sarkaar giraane k liye isko humse 50 seats nikaalni padegi.. Kon dega 50 seats usko?? 5-7 ho toh koi soche bhi.. 50 seats Dharmendra.. Or denge bhi kyun usko?? Uske sath milke kya kar lenge wohlog?? Sarkaar thodi bana lega woh ruling party ka sath kyun chhodega koi sarkaar girwaane k liye..

Dharma-Ye bhi hai.. Lekin woh kuch kar toh raha hai .. Aisa he kuch..

Balvant- Hai toh woh saala kutti khopdi.. Bharosa kuch nahi hai bhenchod ka.. Humara kuch bigaad nahi shakta woh lekin fir bhi better safe then sorry saala mastermind aadmi hai woh kya pata kya kar raha ho.. Sarkaar nahi girwaa shakta toh bhi nuksaan toh bahot saara kar shakta hai apna..

Dharma- Haan wahi toh.. Maharashtra mein kiya abhi wahaan ki seats khaa jaaega.. Uske baad Delhi mein kiya dekha nahi kaise kiya woh toh Delhi or wahaan aas pass mein sarkaar unhi ki hai warna saala wahaan bhi bana deta sarkaar Bhushan ko maarne k baad.. Or aisa he kand ek aadh jagah orr hogaya naa toh gand marr jaaegi.. Lagaalo Bihar yaa Bengal mein aisa koi gunda aagaya naa aagaya kya yahaan toh hajaaron hain lekin koi bhi jyaada famous hogaya naa toh ye madarchod wahaan jaake usko maarke wahaan bhi seats ki maa chod dega Bihar Or Bengal mein apni 62 seats hain aadhi bhi khaa gaya naa toh maa chud gayi samjho.. Same lagaao Madhyapradesh ya Gujarat mein kuch hua toh 40 yahaan hain.. Or ye kand aise karta hai ki bhenchod aadhi seats toh le he jaaega agle election's takk..

Balvant- Agla election's toh durr hai usase bada issue ye hai ki inn states mein sarkaar bhi toh humaari hai or jo bhi bada gunda marrega uske sath humaare netaaon k naam toh aaenge he aaenge kyunki sab madarchod hain or fir wahi hoga Maharashtra ki tarah CM ko istifa dena padega yaa jyaada hua toh puri sarkaar girr jaaegi uss state ki or fir yahi banaaega sarkaar wahaan MLA iske honge toh MP gand marrwaenge unhe bhi apne under le he lega ye madarchod.. Or fir agla election's kahaan pakkadne dega humein , bich mein he maa chod dega.. Madarchod.. Yahi toh nahi kar raha hai ye. Alag alag states mein jaake aise criminals dhund raha hai jinke links local government k sath hon , jisko maarke ye sarkaar girra shake girra nahi toh hilla toh dey.. Bhen ka lund.. Ye Maadarchod aisa he kuch kar raha hai pakka..

Dharmendra- Wahi toh.. Tabhi ghumta firr raha hai bhosdka.. Meri maano maa chudaane gaya alliance apni sarkaar already bahot strong hai.. PM ko hataane k liye humlog he kaafi hain or rahi baat Deva ko khatam karne ki toh usko aise nahi toh dhakke se khatam kar denge.. Lekin yahaan wait karte rahe toh woh bhen kaa lund maa chod dega apni... Game khel raha hai dalla humaare sath..

Balvant- Wahi toh.. Tabhi saale wohlog haan nahi kar rahe alliance k liye turant se... Aage badhaae jaa rahe hain.. Ye bhenchod gand maarne ki taiyaari kar raha hai..

Dharm- Haan..

Balvant- Ek kaam kartey hain saare bandey lagaao pata karwao main bhi lagaataa hun ki kar kya raha hai ye Maadarchod.. Ye sab apni theory hai abhi toh or agar humein jarra saa bhi laga ki woh aisa he kuch karna caah raha hai toh maa chudaaye Alliance fir humein strict actions lene padenge. Tum pata karwao idhar main bhi karwata hun.. Bandey lagaa dey uske piche harr pall ki khabar caahiye mujhe..or jaise he kuch bhi halka saa bhi lage ki ye humaare khilaaf jaa raha hai toh turant bataana mujhe tabhi saale kaa khel khatam kar dunga..

Dhar- Haan yahi karta hun.. Tum bhi karo..

Call disconnected..

Claire-Well..

Main- Hmm.. Interesting..

Claire- Kya interesting boss.. Information hai unke pass gand marrr jaaegi..

Main- Lund information hai re.. Saari toh galat hai yahi caahiye hai humein.. Inke pass bilkul information naa ho usase toh ye acha hai ki galat information ho unke pass.. Yelog states mein chudte rahenge tabtak main apna kaam kar jaaunga.. Kar kya jaaunga kar chuka.. Main caahun toh abhi gand par laat maar dun inke lekin abhi time nahi aaya hai...

Claire- True.. Majority hai humaare pass already..

Main- Exactly toh inko karne dey jo karna hai.. Hum apna kartey hain.. Jaa good night..

Claire ko bhej ke main waapis bed par aaya.. Ab khel garam hone waala hai.. Bahot jald.. Gand fattne waali hai bure waali but usase pehle major tasks ho gaye hain.. Already majority mein hun main.. But fir bhi I can feel it Balvant kuch toh karega.. Soon. Kuch toh bahot bada karne waala hai woh... I can smell it..Smell kya I can predict it.. I can see it coming.. I can see him..I Can See the Future infact , I AM THE FUTURE..

Continued..

Great update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-547( Their Plan)
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547

Balvant ki information pata lagaake maine sone ka try kiya lekin bhenchod nind naa aaye ab,i dont know khussi thi excitement thi darr tha kya tha lekin nind naa aai bhenchod..Kuch toh ek baar nind already tutt chuki thi maybe lekin almost 2 ghante takk karwatt badalta raha main finally bhenchod earphones lagaake bed par girr padda and kuch derr baad thankfully nind aa bhi gayi orr abhi soya he tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai ka tha..

Main- Bhai.. Badi mushkil se nind aai thi.. Fuckkk..

Deva- Sorry. So sabse baat karke acha laga I'm pretty sure ye sab sahi hain.. They're great..

Main-Yahi bataane k liye uthaaya kya bhai??

Deva- No.. Actually.. Aditi..

Main- Oh for fucks shake bhai.. Gand maarlee iss aditi ne meri.. Nahi caahiye bhai iski seat.. Gand mein daal legi apni seats.. Main bhi dekhta hun kaise banaa legi humaare bina sarkaar..

Deva- Ok.. Kk.. Sun sun.. Maharashtra humare liye special hai tujhe pata hai mom ka sapna tha Maharashtra or ab woh sapna sach ho shakta hai teri wajah se.. Mujhe seats se matlab nahi hai. Mujhe Maharashtra par control caahiye taaki sudhaar shakun Maharashtra ko main.. Or aise Aditi ko bina pura sach bataaye apne sath lena impossible hai usse tujhse shakht nafrat hai.. Or usse tu he laa shakta hai. Late hogaya naa fir ye chali jaaegi or honest ladki hai ek baar gayi Balvant k sath toh fir caahe isse opposition mein baithana padde ye baithegi humaare sath nahi aaegi..

Main- Ok.. Ok.. I understand.. I'll be there..

Deva- Kab..?

Main- Yaar. Bhai sone do naa yaar.. Fucking hell.. Kasam se.. I'll be there.

Deva- Ok.. Great job.. Good night ..

Call disconnected..

Ab maine phone rakha 2:30 baje the raatke toh main sone ko gaya firse.. Lekin benchod ab fir nind naa aaye lund aaegi 2 baar toh nind kharaab ho chuki thi...Gand fatt gayi karwatt le leke bhenchod lekin nind naa aaye.. 4:30 baj gaye subah k.. Ab main finally khadda hogaya.. Mobile check kiya Mumbai ki next flight subah 6:00 baje thi.. Toh main utha fresh hua and Ami ko call karke sabko jagaane ko kaha.. Pehle Aditi ki he maa chodunga fir sounga.. Saali saadhe 5 feet ki londiya ne aadhe desh ki maa chod rakhi hai bhen ki lawdi k sapne bhi alag he hain.. Seats usko 100 bhi naa mil rahi lekin usko lagraha hai 150+ leke akeli sarkaar banaa legi bhenchod.. Saali bawligand..

Aditi ko gaali detey hue main ready hua tabtak baaki sab bhi aagaye they..

Abeer- Bhosdk kahaan itani subah subah??

Main- Mumbai..

Abeer- Finally bhosdk.. Sabse important jagah ab jaa rahe hain humlog..

Main- Yeah..

Abeer- Tu he samjha shakta hai Aditi ko..

Main- Haan bhenchod.. Balvant shyaana horaha hai.. Time kam hai .. Aditi mill gayi toh bhenchod 320 ho jaaengi Or main bahot jyaada comfortable hounga sarkaar banaaney mein.. Ye bhenchod saare plans ki maa chod rahi hai..

Maine bataaya sabko ki Balvant kya kar raha hai..

Abeer- Balvant bc shyaana toh hai lekin humse jyaada nahi..

Chang- Yeah.. Munh maar raha hai galat jagah..

Main- Jagah koi bhi ho be.. Usne galat baat ko sach maanke bhi action liya toh sab chud jaaega..

Abeer- Wahi toh..

Main- Issliye mujhe Aditi caahiye..

Abeer- Tu he deal karna usase..

Humlog subah 8:30 baje Mumbai airport se bahaar nikale and 9 baje takk apne hotel aaye.. Hotel aake main room mein aaya he tha ki mere room kaa door bhayankar tarah se knock hua.. Maine door khola toh Claire thi..

Main- Bhenchod.. Kya hua..

Claire- We're fucked.. Jo aapne bola wahi hua Balvant galat cheej ko sach maanke action le raha hai.. Suno.. Dharmendra ,Balvant ,Sudha ,Sukesh Arya , Diksha Pandey Or Amit hain.. Isase pehle normal phones se baat hui hogi inki kyunki inko kuch toh milla hai humaare against..

Usne recorder on kiya...

Balvant- Dharma inko bhi bataao jo mujhe bataaya..

Dharma- Dhyaan se suno sab. AP haina humaari sarkaar hilaana caah raha hai.. Humein shakk toh kal he hogaya tha lekin confirm aaj ho gaya.. AP humaare rule waale alag alag states mein jaake wahaan k aise criminals dhund raha hai jinke connection humaare CM ya other ministers se hon Or unko fir publicly maarke wahaan ki sarkaar giraake pehle toh khud ka CM banaane waala hai fir aahista aahista wahaan k MPs ko darra dhamka k , khareed k ya blackmail karke apni side le lega.. Basically hum jo Deva k logon k sath karne waale they woh sab ye humaare sath kar raha hai .. Paisa bhi involve hai isme paisa deke khudka naam uppar kar raha hai woh.. Bengal, Gujarat, Andhrapradesh Or Tamilnadu mein alag alag din spot hua hai woh Or wahaan usne kya kiya kaise kiya kissi ko nahi pata wahaan k humaare CM's ko bhi bhanak nahi lagne di usne ki woh kya kar raha hai.. Itana secretive kya ho shakta hai tum khud samjh lo..

Sudha- Fuckkkkk...

Amit- Ye toh madarchod nikala...

Balvant- Bahot bada woh bhi. Issliye inhone time maanga tha alliance k liye haan karne se pehle. ye logon k saamne khudko bhagwaan bana raha hai isske jitani publicity kissi ki nahi hai filhaal humaari puri party ki nahi hai itani reach jitani filhaal iski hai or usko badhaa he raha hai woh heroic kaam kar kar k .. Or sabkuch open mein kar raha hai media k saamne kar raha hai.. Khud he police or khud he court hai woh.. Harr news channel harr news paper k uppar daily ussi k kand hain.. Uske alawa social media par toh andha craze hai uska jabki woh toh active bhi nahi hai khud.. Woh humaari sarkaar giraana caah raha hai taaki doobara election's hon orr ye sabko pata hai abhi election's hue toh woh log beshak sarkaar naa bana paaein lekin 150-170 seats le jaaenge humaare baraabar yaa even humse jyaada seats le jaaenge uske baad fir power unke pass hogi Opposition bhi unse alliance kar shakti hai or fir wohlog sarkaar banaaa lenge or hum chud jaaenge yahaan par.. Issliye humein nahi chahiye unke MP or nahi caahiye unka alliance.. Humaari sarkaar already bahot powerful hai..

Sudha- Oh my god.. Ab??

Balvant- ab kya ab sab bandh kar dunga main saale kaa.. Bahot ho gaya uska.. Chuppke waar bahot kar liye ab publicly hoga sabkuch.. Uski image itani kharaab kar dunga main ki uska ye pura game ulta padd jaaega.. Deva hath jodke aaega mere pass..

Diksha- Kya socha hai Bhai??

Balvant- AP k khilaaf ARREST WARRANT nikalwa raha hun main..or koi aisa waisa warrant nahi,main Usko bhagoda ghosit kar dunga aise aise case lagaaunga uske uppar jo kissi terrorist par bhi nahi lage honge.. Fraud, Sedition, conspiracy against the state,corruption,Multiple Offences Relating to Elections corruption, Crimes against the state. Bribery k saikdon charges.. Bribing state official's , Spewing Hatred, violence against lawful civil authority with the intent to cause its overthrow or destruction, insinuating Riots that can hurt thousands of people... Mere pass kuch saboot hain jo prove kar shakte hain inmein se kuch ko or unke prove hone k baad baaki ko court mein hum prove karwa denge .. AP officially India ka Public Enemy number 1 hone waala hai.. Kam se kam saja ummarkaid hai isme.. Or no chance of parole ever.. Kabhi bhi nahi.. Jail mein sadd sadd k marrega woh or bahaar uska bhai marrega..

Sudha- Yess.. Yes.. Finally..

Amit -Lekin bhai bina koi public saboot uske khilaaf itana sab karna.. Public khaa jaaegi humein.. Public ka favorite hai woh..

Balvant- Offcourse abhi kuch din public humein khaaegi log humaare khilaaf honge kai din dange honge usko behisaab support millega jo usne earn kiya hai lekin jaise he aahista-2 court mein sab prove hota jaaega toh public ka viswash uthata jaaega uske uppar se or fir Deva k uppar se fir waapis humaare pass aaenge wohlog ..

Sudha- Lekin bhai dhyaan se agar ye sab prove nahi hua naa toh Janta jinda khaa jaaegi humein.. AP k liye log marr bhi shakte hain or maar bhi shakte hain..

Balvant- Prove hoga Sudha kyun nahi hoga.. Kanoon humaari muthi mein hai jo hum kahenge woh prove hoga..

Dharm- Yes.. Humein bus 8-10 din ka hate sehna hai, log sadko par uttarenge uske liye lekin ek baar court mein aagaya naa woh fir wahaan vakeel or judge sab humaara hai usko wahin k wahin khatam kar denge.. Or fir public usko support nahi gaali degi.. Uske sath Deva bhi khatam ho jaaega or unki party bhi... Aise hoga north apna..

Amit- Brilliant..

Balvant- Main toh aaram se barabaad karna caahta tha Deva ko lekin AP bahot aage nikal gaya hai ab orr risk nahi le shakte..

Sudha- Aapke papa ka kya??

Balvant- Unko uljha dunga main . PM or unko hataana bhi toh hai.. Main apne MPs ko bolta hun ki PM or HM k khilaaf bagaavat suru kardein.. Iske baad bhi woh dono AP ko support karenge toh ye saaf hojaaega ki party k khilaaf hain woh issliye woh aisa kuch nahi karenge ..

Sudha- Yaani humaare or AP k bich ab koi nahi hai..

Balvant- Haan sudha .. Vakeels or official's bulaa liye hai maine aisa case taiyaar karwa raha hun ki aag lag jaaegi.. Bus tumlog kuch din hate sehne k liye taiyaar ho jaao.. Kuch din bahaar matt nikalna kyunki harr jagah AP k supporter's humaara wait kar rahe honge..

Dharm- Bus kuch he din ki baat hai fir log bhull jaaenge usko bhi..

Balvant- Fir North Bhi apna baaki sab apna hai he.. We'll be unbeatable.. Dhyaan rakho apna.. Let me do this ...

Call disconnected..

Main- Fuckkkkkkkkkk..

Main chilaaya jisase Claire bhi mujhse durr hatt gayi..

Continued..

Behanchod AP ki to lagne wali hai ab dekhna hai kya hota hai nice update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-548(Fucked) ​

548


Claire ne mujhe Balvant or uski gang ki recording sunaai thi jisme unhone meri gand faadne kaa plan saaf kar diya tha or wohlog apna pura dum lagaake mere piche aa rahe they.


Main- Baaki sabko bata ye..


Claire- Aapko gussa nahi aa raha..


Main- Tu soch bhi nahi shakti itana.. Gooo..


Claire k jaate he maine punch maara darwaaje k uppar bhenchod lakdi bent hogayi punch itana powerful tha.. Madarchod.. Saala bawligand... Sab kuch perfectly plan kiya tha sab kuch.. I planned everything or ye bhenchod ne bina kuch jaane bina kuch samjhe tukke se mera plan roukk diya.. Bhenchod galati se mera plan roukk diya usne.. Fuckkkkk...


Ab mera phone baja jo Sonia Arya ka tha.. Bhenchod isse kya caahiye ab..


Main- Hello..


Sonia- AP.. Listen to me carefully.. Mere husband Balvant Patel k sath milke tumhare khilaaf ek bahot bada sadyantra rach rahe hain tumhe arrest karwaane waale hain wohlog aise aise crimes par ki tum kabhi nahi bach paaoge unse.. Order pass hone waala hai kuch he minutes mein.. Please leave the country.. Desh chhod do..


Main-Jaan nahi paai fir toh Sonia tum mujhe..AP bhaag jaaye ho he nahi shakta..


Sonia- Please.. Please AP.. Tumhe khatam kar denge yelog.. Please leave..


Main-Sonia.. I'll be fine.. Thanks a lot for the info.. I appreciate it.. Yaad rakhunga main.. But dont worry I'll handle it..


Call disconnected..


Bhenchod meri fikar hai isko.. Ab mujhe jaldbaaji karni thi toh maine bhai ko call kiya jo last baar Aditi se milne gaye they..


Main-Bhai please tell me maan gayi bhen ki lawdi..


Deva- Fuck no.. Saali pagal ho gayi hai ekdum bhai.. Gandu bana diya bhenchod.. Itani derr mein election's karwa lete.. Ye nahi maan rahi.. Not a chance..


Main- Maanana padega bhai isko toh maanana he hoga.. Maharashtra caahiye mujhe aaj k aaj caahiye..


Deva- Kya hua??


Main- Gand marr gayi.. Lekin dont worry plan set he hai bus main chud gaya...


Deva- Rukk. .. Rukk.. Tu chud gaya matlab??


Main- Dekh lena thodi derr mein meri baat suno kuch bhi ho jaaye plan aage badhna caahiye shyaamko ek baar fir se milna Aditi se nahi maane toh fir thoda or durr jaana hoga.. Alliance set hai jo hone waala hai usase koi nahi darrega sabko samjha diya hai maine.. Sarkaar humaari he banegi...


Deva-Lekin hone kya wala hai..


Main- Bye bhai.. Take care..


Call disconnected..


Main- Fuckkkkk.. Fuckkkk.. Aditi madarchod... Iski maa ki chut.. Saare plan ki maa chod di bhen ki lawdi ne.. Mere plan ki... Isse pata bhi hai kon hun main bhenchod... Bataao isko kon hun main.. I'm THE FUCKING SERPENT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING UNDERWORLD.. Iske pure khandaan ko jinda jalaa shakta hun main..


2.0- Phone nikaal.. Number dial kar..


Main- Konsa number.. Kisase baat karu ?


2.0- Tu bus phone nikaal le..


Maine phone nikaala or number dial kiya jabki mujhe toh number pata bhi nahi tha or saamne se ek lady ki awaaj aai..


"Hello"


Main- It's me Eli..


Eli- Boss.. Good Morning boss.. Good morning..Kaafi time baad yaad kiya..woh NCB waale ADG k baad aaj yaad kar rahe ho aap..How are you??


Main- Terrible Eli ... Terrible...


Eli- What happened boss?? Talk to me? Kon problem de raha hai aapko..


Main -I need your help..


Eli- Boss.. Order dijiye aap.. I'm your servant puchne ki jarurat nahi hai aapko..Please.. Tell me.. Anything for you..


Main- Tere Mumbai mein hun main.. Or mujhe paisa caahiye..


Eli- Offcourse boss.. Sab aapka he toh hai.. Kitana caahiye abhi leke aati hun..


Main- 1000 Crore Rupees.. 250 in Cash 750 transferable to foreign accounts....


Eli-E. E. E. Ek... Haaa... Hajaar.. Crore.. Boss.. Ek hajaar crore..


Main- Kya hua Eli?? Tumhari awaaj mein hesitation sunaai de rahi hai mujhe?? Nahi kar shakti tum?? Mera kaam?? Naya koi dhundun teri jagah??


Eli- No.. No. Boss.. I'll get it.. I'll get It boss.. Boss.. Please trust me.. Please.. Main laa dungi pura ka pura.. Please trust me boss.. Koi naya dhundne ki jarurat nahi hai boss.. I'll get it boss.. Surely boss..


Main-Good...12:00 Pm is your deadline if you fail Eli tera pura organization khatam kar dunga main.. I'll erase you from existence.. Good Luck.. This is my final visit.. Coordinate with J and 2.0 ..


Eli- Thankyou boss.. Thankyou.. I wont disappoint you boss.. Never...


Call disconnected..


Ab mujhe laga jhatka or Maine khudko mere hotel ki balcony mein paaya bhenchod yahaan kaise aagaya main.. Maine phone dekha toh maine phone bhi kiya tha kissi private number par.. Bhenchod.. 3.0 firr game khel gaya kya koi..


2.0- Haao.. Naya plan... Sun...


2.0 ne samjhaya mujhe..


Main- What the fuck.. Bhenchod... Fuckkkk... Ye kaam karega??


2.0- 3.0 par toh bhagwaan bhi shakk nahi karta tu toh cheej he kya hai.. Uska plan hai offcourse kaam karega..


Ab main Chang or Ami ko leke turant nikala wahaan se.. Alliance k sabhi leaders ko maine samjha diya tha ki kuch bhi ho jaaye darrna nahi hai. Ab main Subah 9:30 se leke dopehar k 4:30 baje takk pagal kuttey ki tarah ghumta raha 3.0 k plan ko execute karne k liye or jaisa 2.0 ne bola tha 3.0 ka plan sunaney mein impossible lag raha tha but real mein uska harr ek point sach tha harr part fit baitha or main laga bhi rehta lekin tabtak Balvant ne bomb fodd diya tha shyaamko 4:20 par Sudha choudhary ne ek nationwide press conference ki jisme uske sath Balvant , harmendra, Amit or unke alawa 3-4 cabinet ministers orr bhi they bolne ka kaam sudha ne kiya kyunki Law and Justice Minister wahi thi India ki.. Maine thoda late chaalu ki press conference ..


Sudha- So jaisa maine aapke saamne kaha Ankit Partap Choudhary Aka AP Son Of Raj Singh Choudhary Grandson of the great Partap Singh Choudhary ek threat hai humaare nation k liye or humaari government aise logon ko koi moka nahi deti issliye maine jo jo IPC sections bataaye unke regarding Arrest warrant issue hogaya hai AP k against.. You all can see kitane serious accusations lage hain uske uppar but thankfully humein time rehtey uske Kaali Kartuton ki khabar humein mill gayi..Corruption,Bribery , Sedition, Inn sabki politics mein koi jagah nahi hai lekin AP ye sab khulle aam kar raha hai usme Indian Parliament ka majaak banaaya humaare honorable Prime minister ka majaak banaaya hai.. Itana girr gaya woh ki usne apna kaala paisa use karna chaalu kar diya usne plan toh bahot kuch kiya tha Central Government k khilaaf yaa yun kahun Bharat desh k khilaaf .. Or koi humaare desh k khilaaf jaaye ye hum bardaash nahi kar shakte.. AP ek Terroristic soch k sath kaam kar raha tha ji haan i said it.. A terrorist I know ye ek bahot bada word hai and aaplogon ko passand nahi aaega but it is what it is.. Uski planning India ki different states mein Riots karwaane ki thi or un riots mein kitane log marrte iska andaaja kissi ko bhi nahi hai saikdon maybe hajaaron log maare jaa shakte they isme ab ye Terroristic nahi hai toh isase jyaada kya hoga?? He is a terrorist for me simple as that and he will be dealed accordingly.. I'm hereby Declaring AP Public Enemy Number 1 of India.. He's the most wanted person in India.. He's a most wanted fugitive or jo bhi uski help karega fir woh caahe kaise bhi kare usko AP ka accomplish maanke arrest kiya jaaega.. Uski harkaton ko dekhte hue usse surrender ka moka bhi nahi diya jaaega.. The Central Government is placing An Reward of A record 5 Crore INR jo bhi usko pakkadne mein Central government ki help karega usse ye reward diya jaaega.. AP ko pakkadna humaara kaam hai or trust us uski puri jindagi Jail mein kategi usko as a example dikhaya jaaega ki kya hota hai jab koi India k against jaata hai...Thanks..


Ye bolte he Sudha turant bhaag gayi stage se uske sath sath sabhi ministers bhi bhaag gaye kyunki media k sawaal suru ho jaatey toh kya jawaab detey wohlog.. Isase he pata chal raha tha ki unhone itana bada step le toh liya hai lekin taiyaari bilkul nahi thi unki.. But unka ye step meri gand faadne waala tha.. Kyunki basically India k harr state ki police mere piche padne waali thi CBI, NIA , Crime Branch etc harr government agency mere piche padne waali thi... It's going to get dirty.


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Khatarnaak plan kiya hoga 3.0 ne isse bachne ka dekhte hai kya hai vo jiske liye use 1000 CR ki jarurat par gai fantastic update bro

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[Sushilnkt]

यहां बहुत बड़ा गेम होगा

अब 3.0 ने क्या प्लान सेट किया है। किसी को भी नहीं पता है।

ओर अब AP क्या करता है।

या क्या प्लान के तहत होगा।

ओर इन सब के साथ क्या किया जायेगा।

ये बहुत कुछ देखने को मिलेगा

 

[Raj Singh]

Jo elegant Balvant aur Shudha ne AP k khilaf lagaye hain, wo AP k liye nahi balki khud apne liye lagaye hain. Jabardast updates. Waiting for next update