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Main- Saala itana shyaana hai ki usko pata hai woh caahe hath jodke bheekh maangega toh bhi bhai alliance k liye haan nahi karenge toh usne apne baap or PM ko Chutiya banaake bhej diya bhai k pass kyunki usse pata hai ye 2 he shaks hain jinki baat bhai jyaada derr takk nahi taalenge... Fucking smart ass.. Itana bada game khel raha hai woh..
2.0 - Yes.. Ab tujhe karna kya hai sun.. Jaldi se sabko jaga Or samjha ye sab ab obviously bhai ko tujhpe bharosa hai lekin baaki leaders ko proof caahiye hoga or proof laane humein delhi jaana hoga or 3 din honge humaare pass proofs laane k liye kyunki 3 din baad Home Minister or PM haweli aake ye alliance confirm kar denge fir humaara task impossible hoga issliye jaldi se bulaa sabko..
Main- 3.0 ka plan pata hai tujhe ??
2.0- Yeah but pura nahi ..
Main- Toh tu itana sure kaise hai ki woh kaam karega..
2.0- Abe gandu woh 3.0 hai, main yaa Tu nahi uska plan kabhi flop hote dekha hai?? Chutiye..
Main-Fair Enough..
2.0 - So khadda ho... Let's get going.. Dikha detey hain maadarchod ko ki kya hota hai jab koi humpe ungali uthaata hai..
Main-Hell yeah..
Main raat 1:30 baje nikala wahaan ground se or maine Abeer ko call kiya ..
Abeer-Sone dey na be ..
Main-Main aadhe ghante mein aaraha hun haweli tabtak bhai ko jaga le Mangal Rishi Sabko jaga.. Jeevan uncle (Rohit k papa) ko bulaa le .. Manoj Uncle (Deepika Babhi k Papa) ko bula le Jaideep uncle (Nicki Madam k papa)ko bula le .. Vinny Jack ko bhi bula le..
Abeer-ek second ek second.. Kya hua be??
Main-Hua nahi, hoga.. Bahot kuch..
Abeer-Tu toh rest pe tha na be..
Main-Rest khatam hogaya.. Jaldi bula.. Urgent hai..
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Maine paidal he aage badha and exactly 40 minutes baad main haweli pohancha and seedha andar aaya toh andar hall mein sablog mera he wait kar rahe they.. Bhai Mangal Abeer Rishi Babhi Rohit Sam Meenu Or Ravi toh wahaan they he uske alawa Jeevan Uncle Education Minister Haryana, Jaideep Uncle Home Minister Haryana or Manoj Uncle Deva bhai k baad humaari party k sabse senior leader.. Ye teeno he mere dada ji k time se party k sath hain or Party k sabse important leaders hain ye Bhai k baad ye sabse powerful hain party mein or yelog family bhi hain toh inpe andha vishwaash hai mujhe..
Deva-Abe sab theek toh hai??
Main-Nahi.. Dekho guys jo sab main bataane jaa raha hun woh bahot important hai hum sabke liye i know sunaney mein ajeeb lagega tumlog mujhe pagal bologe hansoge mujhpe but jo main bataane jaa raha hun woh sach hai .. Humlog National Democratic Party (NDP) k sath alliance bana rahe hain??
Deva-Haan.. I mean confirm nahi hua hai thodi details baaki hain but yes.. Hum sabne dinner yahin kiya tha issi khussi mein.. Tune bola tha tujhe disturb nahi karna toh tujhe nahi bataya..
Main-Humlog alliance nahi bana rahe unke sath..
Ye sunke sablog solid chownkey..
Deva-What ?? Kya baat kar raha hai AP.. Ye humaari moment hai finally hum dadaji k sapne ki or ek bada kadam badha rahe hain hum log National hone waale hain.. Hum woh sab kar paaenge jo dadaji caahte they , unka sapna ab sapna nahi hakeekat ban jaaega.. Balwan uncle (Home Minister Of India) Jagat Uncle (Prime Minister of India) yelog khud saamne se offer leke aaye hain saari details hum final karenge jo bolenge woh hoga.. Alliance toh hoga he..
Jeevan-Orr hona bhi Chahiye..
Manoj-Exactly.. Itane saal se humlog issi din ka toh wait kar rahe they.
Main-No no no aaplog samjh nahi rahe ho ye alliance ek chaal hai Balvant ki chaal, humein khatam kar dene ki chaal... First of all Koi sarkaar nahi girr rahi hai koi alliance ki jarurat nahi hai usko woh seats jaane k baad bhi behad strong hai or sarkaar uski he rahegi,sab set hai usse humaari jarurat sarkaar banaaney k liye nahi usse humaari jarurat hai taaki humein next general election's takk khatam kar shake woh.. Ab aaplog sochrahe ho ki humein khatam kaise karega woh well bahot simple hai humein alliance mein lene k baad hum unka part honge or unki jo bhi galati hogi woh humaari party k uppar thopp di jaaegi jo bhi kuch galat hoga uska naam Deva bhai k uppar hoga pura negative impact humaare uppar padega unki puri PR team issi kaam mein lag jaaegi or humaare uppar iljaam lagaana ashaan hoga kyunki hum unke under honge.. Uske uppar humein 5 cabinet posts millengi or 5on ministry aisi hongi jo bus naam naam ki humaare pass hogi lekin reality mein uppar se Balvant control karega sab or unn ministries mein kuch kaam possible nahi hoga kyunki Balvant karne dega nahi ulta rojj naye naye scams honge rojj corruption hoga jo karenge toh Balvant wagairaah lekin naam lagega humaare ministers k uppar kyunki woh ministries toh humaare under hain uske alawa alliance k baad humaare MP's uske under honge or fir unko behlaana fusslana ya khareedna yaa daraana dhamkaana easy hoga Balvant k liye yaani MP'S toh waise bhi jaaenge.. Inn sabse itana naam kharaab hoga humaara ki next election's mein 30% posts bhi nahi millengi humein or saari posts lejaaenge woh log or wahi plan hai Balvant ka usse humaari help caahiye he nahi uska nishaana hai next general election's tabtak humein khatam kar dena caahta hai or ye alliance hogaya toh woh kaamyaab bhi ho jaaega ye sab karne mein.. Or uske kaamyaab hone k baad usse roukana impossible hoga literally fir humlog honge vulnerable or woh humein khatam kardega sabkuch literally sabkuch.. Bichmein alliance todenge toh bhi hum he fansenge log bolenge "re election's horahe hain woh humaari wajah se hoga itana kharcha humari wajah se" humein kaayar dikhaa denge wohlog ki hum bhaag gaye humse kaam nahi hua hum ye they hum woh they.. Basically hum unke under honge toh jo wohlog humaare liye bolenge woh sach he hoga logon ki najaron mein..
Ye sunke sabke munh khulle k khulle reh gaye bhenchod koi kuch nahi bola Kuch derr toh finally bhai bole..
Deva- Lekin.. I mean.. Ab option kya hai humaare pass?? Alliance nahi karenge toh humaare MP's ko waise le jaane lagega woh or usse roukk bhi nahi shakte humlog..
Manoj- Exactly humaare kaafi senior leaders caahte hain ki alliance ho.. Unhe thodi pata hai ki ye plan hai alliance k piche unhe toh proofs caahiye honge..
Jeevan- Haan wahi toh wohlog k hath mein hai sab.. Ab kabtak hum bachaatey rahenge humaare MP's ko aaj nahi toh kal woh dhund he lega kuch na kuch jisase woh unn MP's lo le jaa shake apne sath or fir toh kuch nahi bachega humaare pass ..
Deva- yeah issliye better hai ki hum alliance kar le or aage jo hoga uske liye plan karein ki usase kaise nipatna hai..
Main- bhai fir nipat nahi shakte hum unse chance he nahi hai...
Deva- Toh kya kiya jaaye Tu khud bata?? Koi option hai??
Main- Haina 3 din baad PM and HM uncle aane waale hain unke aane se pehle main aapko proofs laake dunga or naa keval proof laake dunga balki sab kuch badal dunga main woh kar dikhaaunga jo kissi ne socha nahi hoga... Main banwaaunga Balvant ko shakuni..
Deva- Tujhe pata hai mujhe tujhpe pura viswash hai but baaki leaders aise nahi hain agar Tu 3 din baad takk proofs leke nahi aaya naa toh Balwan uncle or PM uncle k aatey he mujhe majbooran alliance confirm karna padega...
Main- Bhai main aapko promise karta hun ki jabtak aapko proofs nahi dedeta tabtak aapko shakal bhi nahi dikhaaunga..
Deva- Good kyunki jo tune bola uske hisaab se agar Tu fail huwa toh hum sab fail hojaaenge it'll be over for us for all of us.. Family ,party sab khatam ho jaaega..
Main- Jabtak main jinda hun aisa kuch nahi hoga.. I promise you bus aap aashirvaad do..
Ye bolke maine bhai k pair chuwe..
Deva- I know Tu kar lega.. Go Kill it..
Main- I Will.. And Don't worry main Pura india ulat pulat kar dunga I'll make history...
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