Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Rohit1988]

Kya hua or kitna wait karna hoga bhai ji please regularly update do yaar taki story pe bane rahe sahi
Dekho bhai ji aap bich bich me brack logo to aapke story ko badhne walo ka dhayan story se hatna rahega agar aap regularly update doge to sab bane rahege isse aapko like or comment bhi sahi se milega to please regularly update do taki sab aapke sath bane rahe please
Or regularly update ke chakkar me update chota kam kar dena

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

भाई , दिमाग के परखच्चे तो हमारे भी हुए हैं । ए. पी. साहब के प्रेडिक्शन और उसका रिजल्ट देखकर तो ऐसा लग रहा है जैसे हम बहुत ही प्राचीन कोई धार्मिक कहानी पढ़ रहे हों ।
एक कार मे बैठे स्ट्रैंजर की जन्म कुंङली निकाल देना , शेयर मार्केट पर भविष्यवाणी करना , और अब अजय गोस्वामी को यमराज के द्वार से वापस खिंच लाना - यह सब ऐसा प्रतीत होता है जैसे सतयुग , त्रेता और द्वापर युग के समय ऋषिगण या कोई देवी- देवता किसी व्यक्ति के लिए भविष्यवाणी कर रहे हों ।

ए. पी. साहब यह काम कर नही सकते । और अगर बात करें उनके 2.0 & 3.0 वर्सन की तब भी यह संभव नही लग रहा है । ये वर्सन बहुत कुछ असाधारण काम कर सकते हैं , सीमा से काफी ऊपर कार्य कर सकते हैं पर इस तरह का प्रेडिक्शन !!!!
आखिरकार यह चक्कर क्या है ? ए. पी. साहब के अंदर 2.0 & 3.0 के साथ साथ ऋषि मुनि की शक्ति भी प्रवेश कर गई है क्या ?

खैर कारण जो भी हो , पर गोस्वामी साहब का आखिरकार भला हो ही गया । एक बेकसूर इंसान भारतीय सिस्टम के क्रूर हाथों से बच ही निकला ।

खुबसूरत अपडेट ए. पी. भाई ।
आउटस्टैंडिंग एंड अमेजिंग अपडेट ।

 

[RAAZ]

Update-372(I'm Smart???) ​

372


Maine jaan bujhke Archana ko bhaav nahi diya jisase uska attitude ekdum niche aagaya tha usse laga mujhe usase koi matlab nahi hai issliye woh bechari khud confused thi.. Main wahaan se jaane k liye mudda he tha ki woh firse bolpaddi..


Archana- Actually Hum aapse contact karna caah rahe they kuch sawaalo k jawaab k liye ki kya chal raha hai aapke sath??


Main-Hehehe.. Well waise toh bahot kuch chal raha hai mere sath but aapko bataane laayak filhaal kuch nahi chal raha..


Archana-Fir bhi log stories bana rahe hain aapke khilaaf sabki alag alag theory hai toh aapke liye better hai ki aap sabko sach bataa dein ki kya chal raha hai..


Main-Oh trust me time aane pe sabko pata chal jaaega what's happening with me.. Aap chinta naa karo..


Archana-But aapko unnecessary hate mil raha hai log baatein bana rahe hain uska kya??


Ye sunke main hansa.


Main-Archana ji pura North india mujhe jaanta hai main almost 50 crore logon k liye kaam karta hun mera only motive hai unko safe rakhna ab unn 50 crore mein se agar kuch ginne chunne log mere khilaaf hate faila rahe hain toh trust me mujhe ghanta kuch farak nahi padta.. I don't care aap kya sochte ho mere baare mein ya aapka channel kya sochta hai mere baare mein ya opposition kya sochta hai mere baare mein I really don't care, jabtak logon ka pyar or aashirwad mere sath hai tabtak mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..


Archana-Wow.. What a unique way to live.. Yahi baat agar aap humaare channel par aake bolte toh sab haters ka narrative badal jaata aapko leke or woh bhi aapke fan hojaate..


Main-Ohh no no yahi toh nahi caahiye see life mein haters hona bahot jaruri hai, kya haina love hate ka balance bana rehna caahiye, life mein interest bana rehta hai.. Haters ki bhi jarurat hoti hai life mein..


Archana-See aapka ek ek sentence properly worded hota hai.. That's why main keh rahi hun humare show pe aake sab clear kijiye..


Main-Hehehe.. Archana ji jaisa SI sahaab ne kaha ki surely aapka channel crores kama gaya hoga mere naam se but still aapka channel mujhe afford nahi kar shakta. Trust me jab time hoga aapke channel pe aane ka tab main khud aajaaunga..


Ye baat archana ko dil pe lagi kyunki usse bada proud tha apne show pe.. Woh kuch seconds toh mujhe ghurti rahi ..


Archana-Iska matlab aap kuch chuppa rahe hain..


Main-Sure agar aapko ye lagta hai toh ye sahi..


Archana-Mere lagne se ya na lagne se kuch nahi hota AP tum jiss hisaab se proofs derahe ho pakka kuch chal raha hai and trust me tum interview do ya na do main pata laga lungi..


Main-Hehehe.. Kaise picha karke photo khinch -2 k??


Archana-Yes.. Logon ko hakk hai sach jaananey ka unhe bhi toh pata chale unke saviour k sath kya chal raha hai.. Or woh sach main unke saamne laake rahungi caahe kuch bhi ho jaaye..


Main-Sure.. By the way main aapko warn kardun pehle he mera picha karna bahot dangerous ho shakta hai aapke liye..


Archana-Aapki dhamkiyon se nahi darne waali main.. Tum caahe kitane he powerful ho yahaan pe sach ko bahaar aane se koi nahi roukk shakta..


Main-Sure.. Main ye nahi keh raha hun ki tumhe mujhse darrna caahiye, I don't care tumhari jo marji woh chala shakti ho tum mere against I don't mind even main permission deta hun tumhe kuch bhi chalao , main ye samjha raha hun ki meri life ek roller coaster ride ki tarah hai jisme khatra harr second bana he rehta hai mujhe bhi or mere aas pass waalon ka bhi uska dhyaan rakho ye keh raha hun main.. Warna trust me mujhe tumhe dhamki dene ka koi shokk nahi hai mujhe toh theek se pata bhi nahi ki kya kiya hai tumne but mujhe koi problem nahi hai jo bhi kiya ho , mujhe pata hai news ka ,ye karo gi tabhi toh news chalegi i understand business I don't mind.. Or haan rahi baat sach ko bahaar aane se Roukane ki toh bahaar aane ko kuch hai he nahi warna main toh yahaan hawa ko roukk dun sach kya cheej hai.. Bus ye dhyaan rakhna ki mere kissi task k bichmein naa aao.. Good bye and good luck..


Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda ab jaake thodi frustration kam hui bc iska attitude jhaad diya maine.. Fuck her.. Kand bhi kardiya mera naam bhi nahi aaya..Main parking mein aaya or gaadi unlock ki he thi maine ki ek gaadi dikhi mujhe jisme 2 bandey baithey they ek male ek female.. Main seedha unke pass gaya or unki window knock ki maine toh unhone apna mirror niche kiya..


Ladka-Yes...


Main-Kya caahiye be??pics click karni hain?? Yele karle..


Ladka-Kehna kya caah rahe ho aap??


Main-Konse news channel se ho??


Ladka-Main kissi news channel se nahi hun..


Main-Tera pata haibe madam se pucha konse channel se ho?? Tera pata hai mujhe tu local hai guide hai isne tujhe paise diye yahaan leke aane k liye tune kardiya ....


Ladki-Excuse me??


Main-Oye bata isko mujhe befaltu bakchodi pasand nahi hain..


Ladka-Babab.. Bhai.. Kasam se maine isko bahot samjhaya lekin ye nahi maani.. Aapki kasam bhai.. Bhai maaf kardo bhai majboor tha.. Biwi bacchon waala aadmi hun bhai.. Isne bola tha bus photo khinchani hain isko, kissi ko pata bhi nahi chalega..


Main-Too bad mujhe pata chal gaya.. Darr matt bhai mujhe koi problem nahi hai bus ye rojj kaa kaam matt bana lena yahaan aana..


Ladka-Main kabhi nahi aaunga bhai..


Ladki-Lekin kaise??


Main-Kya kaise??


Ladki-Tumhe kaise pata chala main reporter hun?? Or yahaan takk ki ye local hai or isko paise deke yahaan takk laai hun main..


Main-Well i can read people.. Goodbye..


Maine usse boltoh diya but mujhe khud theek se pata nahi tha unko kaise pakkad liya maine or woh bhi itane details mein?? Bhenchod mind kuch jyaada he khullne laga hai..


Continued..

Wow! Kia pehlay se apne bhai ka mind kuch kam kaam karta thaa jo ab psycho sessions ke baad usko bilkul top gear me laa karr chodoge. Bhai ko Einstine se aage lane ka irada hai kia?

 

[RAAZ]

Update-373(Solving A Crime? ) ​

373


Main gaadi mein baithke haweli k liye nikala but raaste mein main yahi soch raha tha ki bhenchod chal kya raha hai mere dimag k sath.. Itana tej mera mind kabhi nahi tha.. Kya ye Therapy k results hain?? Yaa ye mind ki use naa karne ka nateeja hai jo woh khaali baitha baitha fast horaha hai?? Kuch toh reason hai bc.. Like main feel kar paa raha tha itana fast tha mera mind.. Mere aaju baaju chalte logon ko predict kar paa raha tha main.. Like. Rukk.. Rukk.. Ye side mein jo Creta gaadi mein couple hai uske baare mein bata kuch..


Lekin mind se koi jawaab nahi aaya.. Bc ab proof karne ki baat aai toh dead hogaya lawde.. Sawaal ka jawaab dey..


"Well sawaal he galat hai tera woh couple nahi hai bhai behan hain.. Shaadi ki shopping karke aarahe hain, jewellery shopping.. Ladki ki shaadi hai.. Ladke ki ho chuki hai shaadi.. Ek ladka hai iska 4-6 saal kaa iski biwi bimaar hai... Love marriage hone waali hai ladki ki.. "


Ye sunke maine bhenchod turant road k bichmein he break maardi.. Bhenchod .. Kuch bhi.. Kuch bhi?? Kuch bhi?? Aji lund..


"Jaa viswaash na hai toh puch le.."


Woh toh main puchunga he dalle.. Teri juth abhi nikaal deta hun.. Bhenchod kuch bhi bakk dega..


Maine gaadi chalaai Or uss creta k side mein lagaake apna mirror down karke unhe awaaj di unhone mujhe pehchan liya or ulta wave kiya mujhe maine unhe gaadi Roukane ko kaha toh unhone side mein gaadi lagaai or maine unke piche gaadi roukki main uttara gaadi se udhar se woh aadmi uttara or hath jodke meri taraf aaya.


Aadmi-Parnaam Bhai.. Kaise ho bhai?? Koi galati hogayi kya bhai??


Main-Arrey naa naa.. Main jarra curious tha.. Woh behanji hain jo tumhare sath woh tumhari behan hai kya??


Aadmi-Ji.. Ji..


Main-Uski shaadi hai??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bhai.. Next week..


Main-Love marriage??


Aadmi-Hanji.. Ji..


Main-Jwellery shopping karke aarahe ho tumlog??


Aadmi-Jjj.. Ji.. Bhai.. B. Lekin aapko kaise pata bhai?? Koi problem hai kya??


Main-Arrey not at all bhai main predict kar raha tha tumhe dekh k tumhare baare mein.. Mind test you know.. Teri shaadi hogayi right?? Beta hai?? 5-6 ka?


Aadmi-Ji bhai 5 saal kaa.. Bang on.. Kaise pata aapko??


Main-Teri wife bimaar hai??


Aadmi-Nahi bhai.. Actually haan woh actually pregnant hain 9th month chal raha hai..


Main-Maanta haina??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bilkul.. Lekin.. Kaise???


Main-Well.. Woh chhod. Best of luck.. Behan k liye bhi Or aane waale bache k liye bhi..


Aadmi-Thanks bhai.. Thanks a lot..


Main uske saamne cool banke waapis gaadi mein aake baith toh gaya lekin bhenchod meri gand fatt gayi.. Kaise be?? Arrey aise thodi hota hai bhenchod.. Ye kya tha?? Kaise kiya ye sab?? How is this even possible..?? Naa.. Naa.. Naa... I don't believe this.. Kaise kiya??


"Well woh tum figure out kartey rehna.. Jaldi gaadi chala ab media waale photo click karna suru karne waale hain.. "


Kon media waale be??


"Well 4 alag alag teams hain.. Ek toh saamne dekh woh.. Ek left mein opposite side road k ek piche chownk pe dekh or ek woh dekh fruits cart k pass khaddey hain.. Chal ab.."


Bhenchod.. Tujhe kaise pata?? Naaa.. Bc Therapy k toh gajab he results aarahe hainbe hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Mind fast horaha hai.. Kaise?? Ye mujhe bhi nahi pata but results fantastic they..


Maine gaadi aage badhaai or haweli aaya toh Bhai Babhi or Meenu bahaar lawn mein baithe dhoop sekk rahe they.. Bhai news paper padh rahe they toh maine apne mind ko or test karna theek samjha, issliye main bhai k pass gaya or unke side mein chair pe baith gaya ..


Deva-Oho aagaye sir.. Aaj nahi kiya picha??


Main-Well nahi plan successful tha..


Deva-Good.. Ye dekh newspaper mein firse Tu first page par aagaya hai lagaatar..


Main-Maheene mein 15 din main he rehta hun bhai first page pe.. Or batao kya interesting hai paper mein.. Talk to me..


Deva-Well tujhe kya sunana hai??business section mein well stocks to buy right now ye dekh ..


Main-Boring.. Ye uppar jaaenge stocks..


Deva-Well wahi newspaper waale kehrahe hain ki ye uppar jaaenge ...


Main-Yeah lekin uppar aaj aaj jaaenge uske ekdum se niche jaaenge.. Jo sabse popular stock hoga inmein se uska boss ya jo bhi hai woh resign kardega jisase stocks andha niche gireega 80%takk and market hill jaaegi paisa doob jaaega..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai ye 3 stocks haina jo ye niche jarur jaa shakte hain but 80% takk naa.. Impossible..


Main-Dekhlena..


Deva-Ok.. ok.. Tera prediction aajkal out of the world chal raha hai toh dekhtey hain..


Main-Or batao.. Crime kya chal raha... Sabse badi crime news kya hai iss week..


Deva-Well , ye Dekh ye hai Ajay Goswami.. Jaanta hai isse??


Babhi-Isse kon nahi jaanta.. Kitana ghatiya insaan hai ye.. Kal Fansi milne waali haina isko??


Deva-Haan....


Main-Well main nahi jaanta.. Kon hai??


Deva-Ajay Goswami Pune ka ek jeweller tha or aaj se 7 maheene pehle isne 5 murder kiye they Apni biwi ka apne bhai ka apni maa ka or yahaan takk ki apne bete or beti ka.. Bachon ko bhi nahi baksha isne.. Tab Maharashtra Highcourt ne isse fansi sunaai thi or Supremecourt ne iski plea sunaney se inkaar kardiya tha kyunki sab saboot iske against they toh highcourt ki fansi ki saja iske hisse thi or kal finally woh din hai jab issko fansi sunaai jaaegi.. Kitana bada case bana tha ye , kal fansi hai isko toh aaj fir ek full page isko leke de rakha hai..


Maine bhai se paper liya..


Babhi-Finally iss darindey ko fansi milegi.. Can't wait for that..


Meenu-Yeah aise logon k sath yahi hona chahiye, bloody murderer bachon ne kya bigaada tha bhalla iska..


Babhi-Yeah.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi milegi isko..


Main-Well bahot paap kiye honge isne jindagi mein jo narak mein jagah nahi milegi right? .


Babhi-Kya matlab bahot paap?? 5 logon ko maarna paap nahi hai?? 2 masoom bachon ko maarna paap nahi hai??


Main-Haina.. Lekin ye isne nahi kiya isne kissi ko nahi maara haan or koi paap kiye hon toh pata nahi..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP saare saboot iske against hain saare k saare.. Court mein prove ho chuka hai..


Main-Or kon kehta hai jo court mein prove hogaya wahi sach hai.. Nope.. Isne kissi ko nahi maara.. Un sabko kissi or ne maara hai.. Iski maa ki age kya rahi hogi??


Deva-70 something..


Main-Toh iske biwi k lover ne maara hai unn 5on ko.. Or iske biwi ka lover issi ki jewellery shop mein kaam karta tha..Usne sabko maara or Goswami ji ko fansa diya..


Babhi-Kya baat kar raha hai AP??


Main-Theek baat kar raha hun.. Woh murderer nahi hai.. But ab kya he farak padta hai kal fansi hai uski toh who gives a fuck..


Deva-Well i give a fuck AP kya bol raha hai tu.. Agar ye innocent hai toh humara farz hai isko fansi naa mile.. Toh agar Tu sahi bol raha hai toh isse bachana hoga.. Or teri aankhon mein itana confidence dikh raha hai mujhe toh confirm tu sahi he hai.. Ab ye bata asli killer ko kaise pakkada jaaye??


Main-Mujhe kya pata..


Deva-Oh come on of course tujhe pata hai tune ek headline padhke crime solve kardiya toh tujhe ye bhi pata hai kaise pakkadna hai killer ko.. Soch..


Main-Sochna kya hai.. Shop pe kon kon kaam karta tha uss time pata karwao nahi pata chale toh Biwi ki call details nikalwao uss time ki messages etc shop ki cctv footage saved hongi police k pass uss time ki toh kahin na kahin toh milega woh killer.. Usko uthwaao or uske bank details nikalwao uske pass andha paisa hoga yaa assets honge woh kahaan se aaye woh puchne ka kaho, jweller shop pe kaam karta tha woh koi bada gangster naa hai police theek se puchegi toh sab bakk dega.. Or pakkadna or ashaan hai usko itana time hogaya abtoh tension free reh raha hoga kuch ghanto mein sab clear hojaaega.. Maharashtra mein behisaab contacts hain aapke, aap caaho toh aap bacha shaktey ho baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Bacha toh shakta hun..Tu pakka sure haina.. Kyunki agar galat hua tu toh bahot log gaali denge mujhe..


Main-Bhai I'm 10000% sure.. Kaise sure hun mujhe khud na pata but sure hun.. Baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Main karwata hun fir..


Main-Good..


Continued..

Ho kia raha hai apne bhai ke sath. Agar itna hi dimag chal raha hai to apne sare Dushman ko abhi ke abhi thokne ka beda utha ley shayad bohat jaldi hi kafi kamyabi mil jayegi.

 

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किधर

 

[AP 316]

Update-375(Kidnapping Case) ​

375


Khudse khudka comparison kartey hue maine aaj ka din bhi nikaala, but ye fact tha ki main bahot jyaada smart hogaya tha bahot jyaada ,toh kuch toh gadbad thi..


Abe gadbad kya he hogi??


"Kuch bhi ho tu itana smart kabse hogaya?? I mean smart hai tu but itana nahi no way.."


Toh?? Tu bata kya chal raha hai??


"2.0 ?? "


No way bc abtak pure duniya ko pata chal chuka hota ki 2.0 aagaya hai.. Or woh aise he thodi khaali baitha hota.. No way... BC 2.0 aise he thodi aajaaega..


"True ye bhi hai uska toh kaam he gussa hai .. Toh?? Drugs?? Koi drugs toh nahi deraha?? "


Maybe.. Bc.. Ho shakta hai.. Possible hai.. But kaise ??? Kuch kar he nahi raha bahaar toh main?? Toh drugs kaise dega koi??


"Rashi ko trust karta hai tu??"


Of course be woh aisa kuch na kar shakti she is a good person.. For sure..


"Something fishy is going on.. Kahin se toh aa rahe hain drugs for sure. "


But mujhe kya lagta hai pata hai?? Ye reason hai rest ka.. Khaali baitha dimag or kya he karega yahi sab toh karega obviously khudko challenge kar raha hoga woh khaali baithe baithey.. Issliye full potential use kar paa raha hun dimag ka main..


"Yep , jo bhi ho , Ya toh yahi sach hai ya drugs ki theory sahi hai "


Issi discussion k sath Maine puri raat nikaal di and finally Maine maan liya khaali baitha rehna he iska kaaran hai drugs koi kaise dedega be.. No way.. Or bc acha hai chalne dey rest kya pata kab Patrick ya Khud Vilas bahaar aajaaenge fir bhull jaana rest ko..


Next day again main subah utha hua he tha, main fresh hua gym gaya and uske baad breakfast kiya.. And Same plan banaya maine gharse hospital jaane ka lekin aaj driver Rishi ki jagah Mangal tha . Mangal ne ek different SUV lee or main as expected piche waali seat par late gaya . Drop location bhi kalse alag thi aaj dusare office building mein drop kiya Mangal ne mujhe and wahaan se main gaadi leke nikala hospital k liye and aaj hospital k back side bahaar he gaadi park ki maine.. Parking mein gaya he nahi kyunki wahaan bhenchod already media waale chippe hote hain and backside se he fir Sanitation staff waala gate open karwake andar aaya and Ruhi or Rashi k pass pohancha...


Main-Morning guys..


Rashi-Kaise ho AP?? Firse newspaper k front page par return karliya tumne??


Main-Ye toh chalta rehta hai..


Ruhi-Tereko mana kiya tha na tujhe kuch nahi karna?? Or Tu hai ki Sherlock Holmes bana ghum raha hai..


Main-Arrey ye kuch nahi tha, maine majaak majaak mein theory bata di thi bhai ko ki woh killer nahi hai.. Maine koi investigation nahi ki bus paper padha tha..


Rashi-So tumne ghar baithe ek newspaper ki headline k base par itana bada crime solve kardiya?? Jo Saikdon Officers maheenon mein bhi nahi kar paaye...


Main-Yeah.. I'm built like that..


Rashi-Interesting..


Uske baad 2 ek ghante takk wahi sab chala and chal he raha tha ki room ka gate knock hua or Abeer andar aaya..


Abeer-I am sorry but tereko chalna padega...


Main-Ek second.. Kya hua be?? Main rest par hun..


Abeer-Bhaad mein gaya tera rest.. Patrick ne Ramesh Yadav ki beti ko kidnap karliya hai..Or unke gharpe letter bheja hai ki dum hai toh bachalo..


Main-Ramesh?? Opposition waala Ramesh ??


Abeer-Yeah..


Ramesh Yadav actually Haryana Opposition Party ka Leader hain. Central Government mein bhi uski badi Pohanch hai Humaare or Sudha k baad Haryana ka sabse popular leader wahi hai.. Sudha ki he party ka hai woh Opposition ko Haryana mein woh or Sudha he sambhaalte hain..


Abeer-Opposition waalon ne bakheda khadda kardiya hai unke log ikatha horahe hain.. Riots ki situation aane waali hai.. We gotta move..


Main-Fuck.. Sorry guys jaana padega but i promise main minimum work karunga..


Ye bolke unki gaali sune bina main or Abeer nikale..


Abeer-Bhenchod kitane phone kiye..


Main-Silent tha be sabka phone..


Abeer-Ye maadarchod Patrick ki gand mein kya khujali hui jo usne Ramesh ki beti ko kidnap karliya..


Main-Abe ye toh uski specialty hai..


Abeer-Abe haan pata hai ladkiyon ko kidnap karke bechdena uski speciality hai but itane bade leader ki beti ko kidnap karna??


Main-Wahi speciality hai uski bataya tha naa bich bich mein VVIP's family members ko kidnap karna passand hai usko or sathmein unko challenge bhi deta hai ki bachaake dikhao dum hai toh.. Isase uski hawa bani rehti hai khouff bana rehta hai..


Abeer-Toh ab?? Bc Ramesh ki beti ko kuch hogaya naa toh bhenchod dange hone confirm hain kai masoom log marrenge.. Sudha ka toh already phone aagaya bhai ko ki ASAP kuch karo warna acha nahi hoga..


Main-Ok ok.. Kya situation hai?? Ramesh kahan hai??


Abeer-Uske bungalow par sudha wagairaah sab wahin hain ladki Hostel se kidnap hui hai lekin letter Ramesh k bungalow par aaya hai jisme Patrick ne challenge kiya hai ki bacha lo bacha shakte ho toh.. Sudha wagairaah sab uske bungalow pohanch chuke hain and wahin par unke supporters ikatha horahe hain and kuch he derr mein sehar k andar aaaajaenge wohlog. Fir gand marr jaaegi..


Main-Nahi marregi be main kissliye baitha hun... Anjali wagairaah ko bol uske bungalow par aake millein humein..


Abeer-Wohlog wahin hain almost 1 ghante se lekin Ramesh k supporters unhe bungalow k ass pass bhi nahi jaane derahe issliye woh bahaar he rukke hain..


Main-Bhenchod.. Chal fir jaldi...


Ramesh hamaari city ki bagal waali district mein rehta hai wahin uska bungalow hai 15-20 kilometre he hoga humaare yahaan se Abeer ne full speed mein humein wahaan pohanchaaya toh bheed durr se he dikh gayi 1000-1500 log toh aachuke they bungalow k bahaar or ab ye log double triple hone waale they Abeer ne gaadi thodi piche he roukk di.. Anjali and team bhi wahin rukki hui thi..


Main-Kya hua be?? Aage chal..


Abeer-Aage kahaan jaaega bc itani bheed k uppar se.. Bhai ko bolta hun main woh Ramesh ko samjhaaenge fir wahi andar bula shakta hai humein.. Warna yelog khaa jaaenge humein..


Main-Arrey lund mera...


Main gaadi se niche uttara Anjali wagairaah mere pass aaye..


Main-Bhosdk fir kaahe ka AP jo mujhe he roukk lenge yelog. Chal hum dono andar chalenge.. Anjali tumlog tabtak saari details nikaalo ladki se related kya karti hai kahaan karti hai kya khaati hai kahaan khaati hai dost kon hai dushman kon hai lover kon hai sabkuch a to z... Main yahaan nipat leta hun


Anjali-Got you boss...


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Update-376(Sudha) ​

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Ab saamne 1000+ log they woh bhi gusse se bharpur gaadi aage jaani nahi thi but mujhe roukk lein itani aukaat nahi thi unki main or Abeer paidal he aage badhe..


Abeer-Dekhle bc marwa dega kya.. Media waale bhi bahot hain live pitaai hogi.


Main-Bhosdk kon hun main pata hai tujhe?? Lund mera roukkega mujhe..


Or wahi hua jaise he main bheed k pass pohanchaa saare naare dene waale chupp hogaye or main aage badhta gaya or log saamne se hattne lage woh bhi chup chaap.. Bhenchod yelog koi bhi hon doesn't matter main kon hun woh matter karta hai.. Bheed ko cheertey hue main aage badha toh media waalon ne bhi mere piche aane ka try kiya but bheed ne unhe nahi aane diya harr koi AP thodi hai bc.. Sabke bichon bich se hote hue main bungalow k main gate par pohanchaa guards ne bhi mere aane se pehle he main gate kholdiya or main andar lawn mein enter hua wahaan se main seedha bungalow k andar enter hua, andar hall mein kaafi log they kuch neta log or kuch family waale.. Sudha and family bhi wahin thi uska woh bawligand beta Dheeraj or uski wife kya naam tha uss londiya ka.. Chaaya?? Yeah chaaya.. Sabko pata he hoga ki ye Chaaya kissi or ki biwi thi Dheeraj k dost ki or indono ka chakkar tabse chal raha tha ,jab inhone mujhse panga liya toh Chang ne inke ashleel photos leak kardiye they jisske baad badnaami se bachne k liye Sudha ne inki shaadi karwaadi thi..


Sudha-Aao aao.. Sahaabjaadey aaye hain..Yahaan kyun aaye ho tum??


Main- Police waala hun ji technically case k liye aaya hun..


Sudha-Humein koi case nahi dena tumhe.. Dafa ho jaao yahaan se.. CBI ki ek team investigate karegi ye case..


Main-Are you sure Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Haan sure hain hum.. Nikalo..


Ramesh ko bolne nahi diya usne obviously Ramesh ki boss thi woh lekin ye galat time tha raajneeti karne ka..


Chaaya-Khaddey kya ho nikalo.. Ek nashedi ab humaari madad karega.. Piss off..


Dheeraj-Yeah.. Jaa jaake apna nasha pura kar.. Yahaan koi jarurat nahi hai teri... Yaa dhakke maarke nikalwaaun..


Main-Itani toh teri maa ki he aukaat nahi hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hun main?? Nikaalke dikha..


Dheeraj-Achya..? Guards.. Hey nikaalo inko bahaar..


Usne wahaan andar mojjud guards or police waalon ko bola jo obviously haryana k they sab toh unhone toh dekha bhi nahi meri taraf unhe Pata tha kon hun main..


Main-Ab kone mein khadda hojaa..


Dheeraj-JP.. Rakesh.. Nikaalo inko..


Abki baar usne apne personal guards ko bola or woh humaari taraf aane bhi lage..


Main-Mere bhai bawla hai kya?? Yahin patak patak k tod dunga or ye tera maalik kuch nahi kar paayega mera, samjha aajtak naa kar paaya ab kya karega.. Tumhe khatam karwake dusare dhund lega guards.. Rukk jaa ek minute.. Ok surely koi help nahi chaahiye tumhe Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Bola na nahi.. Sabko pata hai kya chal raha hai tere sath ek nashedi humaare koi kaam ka nahi hai.. Tumhari sarkaar khud Patrick jaise ghatiya logon se mili hui hai tabhi kuch nahi ukhaad paai uska.. CBI ki team aane waali hai..


Main-Oho ho. Ok.. Done main jaa raha hun.. Good luck.. Badhiya tactic hai khudki team ko case dedo woh fail hojaaye toh bill humaare naam ka faad do fir dange karwao media k saamne rote jaao.. Gajab plan hai.. 2-4 seats agle election mein pakka dilwadega ye plan tumhe.. Main majaak bhi nahi kar raha bhagwaan kasam seat mill jaaegi.. Lekin beti ka kya karoge?? CBI almost 30+ saal se Vilas k piche hai.. 30 saal?? Kya ukhaad liya tumhari CBI ne uska 30 saal mein??? Ghanta.. Ghanta.. North mein toh woh ab aaya hai usase pehle Chennai, Maharashtra, Bengal, MP etc yahaan par hajaaron ladkiyan gayab kar chuka hai Patrick ,yahaan toh sarkaar bhi tumhari hai or uppar center mein bhi tumhari sarkaar hai toh ajtak tumne kya kar liya uska?? Bol ab.. Ab main bataaun jo tum 30 saal mein nahi kar paaye woh maine kuch din mein kar diya hai Vilas k 70% log khatam kar diye maine or jald he usse bhi khatam kar dunga.. Sharam aani chahiye tumhe kissi masoom ki jindagi ko leke raajneeti kartey hue or woh bhi tumhare apne sathi ki beti ki life k sath..Ek time hota hai politics ka bhi lichad jaise saari jindagi politics mein nikaaldi fir bhi ye naa samjh paai. Waaah...


Dheeraj-OYE..


Main-Sssshhhhh.. Aaj toh kardi hai aage se agar meri baat bichmein kaati naa yahin patak patak k maarunga sabke saamne.. Chalta hun Ramesh ji.. Khelo politics karwao dange 2-3 seats orr loo.. Goodluck.. Bina family ki permission k main kuch help nahi kar shakta i am sorry... Chalta hun..


Ye bolke main Or Abeer waapis nikalne lage wahaan se toh Ramesh ki wife humaare saamne aa gayi hath jodke uska ro ro k bura haal tha usse raajneeti se koi matlab nahi tha usse apni beti chahiye thi.. Maine unke hath pakkade..


Main-Arrey kya kar rahe ho aunty..


Aunty-Beta.. Please.. Main keh rahi hun.. Meri beti ko waapis laa do.. Main bhi toh family member he hun.. Mujhe caahiye tumhari madad..


Main-Bus aunty itana boldiya aapne main waada karta hun shyaam se pehle aapki beti aapke pass hogi.. Beta bola hai aapne mujhe meri behan hui woh Or meri behan ko koi kuch nahi kar shakta.. Chinta matt kijiye..


Unko dilaasha deke humlog fir nikale..


Main-Sudha ji mil gayi mujhe permission ab main leke aaunga waapis usko tum khelo raajneeti... Good luck..


Humlog bahaar aaye and waapis bheed ko cheertey hue gaadi takk aaye..


Abeer- Kya bolta hai be Tu.. Gajab..Tu politics mein hota toh aag laga deta..


Main-Waise bhi aag he lagaataa hun main.. Chal ab issko dhundtey hain bc waada kiya hai mukar nahi shakta..


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Update-375(Kidnapping Case) ​

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Khudse khudka comparison kartey hue maine aaj ka din bhi nikaala, but ye fact tha ki main bahot jyaada smart hogaya tha bahot jyaada ,toh kuch toh gadbad thi..


Abe gadbad kya he hogi??


"Kuch bhi ho tu itana smart kabse hogaya?? I mean smart hai tu but itana nahi no way.."


Toh?? Tu bata kya chal raha hai??


"2.0 ?? "


No way bc abtak pure duniya ko pata chal chuka hota ki 2.0 aagaya hai.. Or woh aise he thodi khaali baitha hota.. No way... BC 2.0 aise he thodi aajaaega..


"True ye bhi hai uska toh kaam he gussa hai .. Toh?? Drugs?? Koi drugs toh nahi deraha?? "


Maybe.. Bc.. Ho shakta hai.. Possible hai.. But kaise ??? Kuch kar he nahi raha bahaar toh main?? Toh drugs kaise dega koi??


"Rashi ko trust karta hai tu??"


Of course be woh aisa kuch na kar shakti she is a good person.. For sure..


"Something fishy is going on.. Kahin se toh aa rahe hain drugs for sure. "


But mujhe kya lagta hai pata hai?? Ye reason hai rest ka.. Khaali baitha dimag or kya he karega yahi sab toh karega obviously khudko challenge kar raha hoga woh khaali baithe baithey.. Issliye full potential use kar paa raha hun dimag ka main..


"Yep , jo bhi ho , Ya toh yahi sach hai ya drugs ki theory sahi hai "


Issi discussion k sath Maine puri raat nikaal di and finally Maine maan liya khaali baitha rehna he iska kaaran hai drugs koi kaise dedega be.. No way.. Or bc acha hai chalne dey rest kya pata kab Patrick ya Khud Vilas bahaar aajaaenge fir bhull jaana rest ko..


Next day again main subah utha hua he tha, main fresh hua gym gaya and uske baad breakfast kiya.. And Same plan banaya maine gharse hospital jaane ka lekin aaj driver Rishi ki jagah Mangal tha . Mangal ne ek different SUV lee or main as expected piche waali seat par late gaya . Drop location bhi kalse alag thi aaj dusare office building mein drop kiya Mangal ne mujhe and wahaan se main gaadi leke nikala hospital k liye and aaj hospital k back side bahaar he gaadi park ki maine.. Parking mein gaya he nahi kyunki wahaan bhenchod already media waale chippe hote hain and backside se he fir Sanitation staff waala gate open karwake andar aaya and Ruhi or Rashi k pass pohancha...


Main-Morning guys..


Rashi-Kaise ho AP?? Firse newspaper k front page par return karliya tumne??


Main-Ye toh chalta rehta hai..


Ruhi-Tereko mana kiya tha na tujhe kuch nahi karna?? Or Tu hai ki Sherlock Holmes bana ghum raha hai..


Main-Arrey ye kuch nahi tha, maine majaak majaak mein theory bata di thi bhai ko ki woh killer nahi hai.. Maine koi investigation nahi ki bus paper padha tha..


Rashi-So tumne ghar baithe ek newspaper ki headline k base par itana bada crime solve kardiya?? Jo Saikdon Officers maheenon mein bhi nahi kar paaye...


Main-Yeah.. I'm built like that..


Rashi-Interesting..


Uske baad 2 ek ghante takk wahi sab chala and chal he raha tha ki room ka gate knock hua or Abeer andar aaya..


Abeer-I am sorry but tereko chalna padega...


Main-Ek second.. Kya hua be?? Main rest par hun..


Abeer-Bhaad mein gaya tera rest.. Patrick ne Ramesh Yadav ki beti ko kidnap karliya hai..Or unke gharpe letter bheja hai ki dum hai toh bachalo..


Main-Ramesh?? Opposition waala Ramesh ??


Abeer-Yeah..


Ramesh Yadav actually Haryana Opposition Party ka Leader hain. Central Government mein bhi uski badi Pohanch hai Humaare or Sudha k baad Haryana ka sabse popular leader wahi hai.. Sudha ki he party ka hai woh Opposition ko Haryana mein woh or Sudha he sambhaalte hain..


Abeer-Opposition waalon ne bakheda khadda kardiya hai unke log ikatha horahe hain.. Riots ki situation aane waali hai.. We gotta move..


Main-Fuck.. Sorry guys jaana padega but i promise main minimum work karunga..


Ye bolke unki gaali sune bina main or Abeer nikale..


Abeer-Bhenchod kitane phone kiye..


Main-Silent tha be sabka phone..


Abeer-Ye maadarchod Patrick ki gand mein kya khujali hui jo usne Ramesh ki beti ko kidnap karliya..


Main-Abe ye toh uski specialty hai..


Abeer-Abe haan pata hai ladkiyon ko kidnap karke bechdena uski speciality hai but itane bade leader ki beti ko kidnap karna??


Main-Wahi speciality hai uski bataya tha naa bich bich mein VVIP's family members ko kidnap karna passand hai usko or sathmein unko challenge bhi deta hai ki bachaake dikhao dum hai toh.. Isase uski hawa bani rehti hai khouff bana rehta hai..


Abeer-Toh ab?? Bc Ramesh ki beti ko kuch hogaya naa toh bhenchod dange hone confirm hain kai masoom log marrenge.. Sudha ka toh already phone aagaya bhai ko ki ASAP kuch karo warna acha nahi hoga..


Main-Ok ok.. Kya situation hai?? Ramesh kahan hai??


Abeer-Uske bungalow par sudha wagairaah sab wahin hain ladki Hostel se kidnap hui hai lekin letter Ramesh k bungalow par aaya hai jisme Patrick ne challenge kiya hai ki bacha lo bacha shakte ho toh.. Sudha wagairaah sab uske bungalow pohanch chuke hain and wahin par unke supporters ikatha horahe hain and kuch he derr mein sehar k andar aaaajaenge wohlog. Fir gand marr jaaegi..


Main-Nahi marregi be main kissliye baitha hun... Anjali wagairaah ko bol uske bungalow par aake millein humein..


Abeer-Wohlog wahin hain almost 1 ghante se lekin Ramesh k supporters unhe bungalow k ass pass bhi nahi jaane derahe issliye woh bahaar he rukke hain..


Main-Bhenchod.. Chal fir jaldi...


Ramesh hamaari city ki bagal waali district mein rehta hai wahin uska bungalow hai 15-20 kilometre he hoga humaare yahaan se Abeer ne full speed mein humein wahaan pohanchaaya toh bheed durr se he dikh gayi 1000-1500 log toh aachuke they bungalow k bahaar or ab ye log double triple hone waale they Abeer ne gaadi thodi piche he roukk di.. Anjali and team bhi wahin rukki hui thi..


Main-Kya hua be?? Aage chal..


Abeer-Aage kahaan jaaega bc itani bheed k uppar se.. Bhai ko bolta hun main woh Ramesh ko samjhaaenge fir wahi andar bula shakta hai humein.. Warna yelog khaa jaaenge humein..


Main-Arrey lund mera...


Main gaadi se niche uttara Anjali wagairaah mere pass aaye..


Main-Bhosdk fir kaahe ka AP jo mujhe he roukk lenge yelog. Chal hum dono andar chalenge.. Anjali tumlog tabtak saari details nikaalo ladki se related kya karti hai kahaan karti hai kya khaati hai kahaan khaati hai dost kon hai dushman kon hai lover kon hai sabkuch a to z... Main yahaan nipat leta hun


Anjali-Got you boss...


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Gajab ab shuru hua hai khel phir se yah Aram wagera AP ke naseeb me nahi hai. Waisay jis tarah se uska dimagh kam kar raha hai us hisab se to AP ab tak to sab kuch nikal ke betha hua hoga ki kaha rakha hai etc etc.

 

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Jabardast update bhai