Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-2(The MasterPlan-1) ​

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Ab obviously mujhe kuch toh karna tha aise he unhe meri family k aas pass nahi aane dene waala tha main, toh again isme meri help ki Master Mogui Master Bovice and master Norman ne unhone mujhe bataya ek rule k baare mein bahot purana rule, ki agar koi death contract mein fansa hai or isme uski family ko bhi target kiya jaa shakta hai jo kam he Contracts mein hota hai but yes agar ye situation hai toh uski family ko keval or keval tab he target kiya jaa shakta hai jab woh banda apni family k sath ho, lekin agar woh banda apni family se legally alag hai like uska koi relation he nahi hai unke sath woh unse durr rehta hai or uski family ko usase koi matlab nahi hai iska matlab uski family ek hissab se usase koi relation nahi rakhti so agar aisa hota hai toh uss bandey kaa Death contract uski family par laagu nahi hota yaani uski family ko koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta kyunki isase uski family Civilians ban jaatey hain yaani unka underworld se koi connection nahi rehta or underworld k bandey Civilians ko bina reason nahi maar shaktey maarna toh durr touch takk nahi kar shaktey..

So ye plan mujhe bahot passand aaya bahot jyaada so maine waisa he kiya, maine khudko apni family se durr kiya lekin sabkuch real rakha kyunki galati nahi caahiye thi mujhe, issliye maine ye Sab k liye Namit bhatt ko target kiya Namit Bhatt Jo Sanjay kaa 6th pillar tha maine usko target kiya woh mujhse bahot dukhi tha maine uska empire khatam kardiya tha uske left right hand sab kaat diye they or woh apne uppar waale baap log se help bhi nahi maang shakta tha woh bebas tha issliye mere kehne par Sara ne Dusty ko Namit k pass bheja or usne jaake Namit ko bola ki woh AP ka game baja dega and Namit hua khusi se pagal usne haan kar di ab obviously again mujhe sab kuch real caahiye tha kyunki Tiara Clan ki ek lady agent mere uppar 24×7 najar rakhe hue thi like woh bhenchod harr jagah thi or main uska kuch nahi kar shakta tha or mujhe humessa aise behave karna tha ki woh wahaan hai he nahi, issliye sab kuch real he bana Dusty ne mujhe kidnap karwaya wahaan Sara aai baatein hui iss bich woh agent wahin mojjud thi kyunki Dusty ne mujhe bataya tha ki wahaan k cctv hacked hue they iska matlab saaf tha ki woh ladki sabkuch dekh rahi thi issliye sab according to plan hua Sara ne mujhe torture kiya and meri family k saamne meri poll kholne lagi and then aage jo hua woh sabko pata hai.. Then 2.0 aaya ussne wahaan Namit or baaki sabko maara and then meri family ne mujhe publicly thukra diya or even mujhe tadipaar bhi kar diya yaani legally ab wohlog se mera koi relation tha nahi yaani Tiara Clan waale caah kar bhi kuch nahi kar shaktey they mera.. Iss bich wohlog mujhpe najar jarur rakhe hue they taaki unhe koi saboot mille ki main still meri family k sath milla hun issiliye main family k pass kam he gaya or gaya toh bhi enemy banke gaya maine unhe baar baar haraya unhe maara takk maine buri tarah woh bhi, but tab bhi mujhpar najar rakhi jaa rahi thi so woh toh hona he tha.. Ab meri kahani sahi chal rahi thi Tiara waale mere saamne nahi aa shaktey they kyunki main unki maa chod deta or meri family ka woh kuch kar nahi shaktey they issliye bus wohlog wait kar rahe they ab meri ye kahani tab rukki jab Woh maadarchod Pankaj Pandey k bete Arjun Pandey or woh Dubai waale Omar ne bhai par attack kardiya ab yahaan mujhe family k pass jaana he tha, aise toh main pakkada jaata lekin nahi game maine yahaan bhi khel diya main wahaan Deva ka bhai banke nahi gaya main wahaan gaya CBI kaa official banke CBI k he helicopter mein jo meri Job thi uss time par and again main rules ko modke bacha raha or wahaan bhi main khudse gaya tha naa ki meri family ne mujhe bulaaya tha yaani unhone mujhe still nahi apnaaya tha so again main fir bach gaya or gaadi chalti rahi..

Ab mujhe pehle he maalum tha ki ye sab bhalla kabtak chalega main meri family se durr rehke unko protect nahi kar shakta issliye tadipaar hotey he maine Elders ki court mein case file karwa diya tha ki Tiara waale prove karein ki main Uss raat Indonesia mein tha ab mere vakeel bane Master Norman or ye case gaya master Emo and Elders k saamne, Tiara waalon ki maa chud gayi unhone kuch dates toh nikaal di baaton-2 mein ki laa rahe hain saboot laa rahein hain saboot, lekin Elders ko aaya gussa ki bhenchod humaara time kharaab matt karo agar agli date par saboot nahi milla toh mera death contract khatam ho jaaega or agli date thi, ek minute main kitane din behosh tha.. Ami ne bola 3 din se toh agli date Parson ko ho chuki or jiss hissab se Ami ne bola ki mere liye good news hain toh main samjh gaya ki main case jeet chuka tha 2 good news thi toh 10000% ek toh yahi hone waali thi or main case jeet gaya iska matlab Tiara Clan waale apni maa chudaaein and even wohlog mera secret bhi nahi bata shaktey they kissi ko yaani i was safe finally i was safe bhenchod..so yes issliye Itana lamba game khela tha maine, game khelna he padda dusara koi option tha nahi mere pass kyunki meri family mere liye sabse jaruri hai nothing tops that, so marrta kya naa karta dusara toh koi option he nahi tha. Issliye ye sab plan kiya tha or thankfully sab kaam kargaya and maine meri family ko bacha liya or ab khudko bhi bacha liya.. Lekin obviously main jab bhi yahaan officially waapis aaunga tab Tiara k un sabhi members ko main maar dene waala tha jinko meri family k baare mein pata tha because "No One Messes With My Family And Lives To Talk About It."

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Update-1(The Truth)
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Main still behosh tha, sabkuch blank tha mere liye . Meri aankhon k aage andherra he andherra chaaya hua tha. Mera mind khudse fight kar raha tha mujhe jagaane k liye.. Mujhe exactly kya hua ye maalum nahi tha but mujhe itana maalum tha ki 2.0 yahaan headquarters mein tha fir 3.0 aaya tha or in dono k aane jaane mein humessa meri gand marr jaati hai kyunki aftereffects ko mujhe jhelna padta hai. I don't like this shit at all main apni life mein khuss rehta hun lekin ye dono aake bhenchod meri puri life ulat pulat kardetey hain, or main kuch nahi kar paata harr baar and this is pissing me the fuck off.. Mujhe iska ilaaj dhundana padega kissi bhi haalat mein mujhe at least fight toh karni hogi inko aane se rokne k liye. Bhenchod mujhe toh kuch samjhtey he nahi hain yelog, aatey hain or chale jaatey hain fir gand marti hai meri.. Saare side effects mujhe sehne padtey hain fir.. Mujhe kya matlab bhalla Underworld se mujhe toh bus meri family se matlab hai mujhe bus North India se matlab hai i dont give a fuck yahaan kya hota hai bhenchod, this place is not for me, mere bus ki baat nahi hai ye sab. Agli baar aana bc bina permission k gand nahi tod di toh main bhi 1.0 nahi. Bhenchod I am The Original One aise he thodi kuchal denge mujhe yelog..

Meri thought process interrupt hui tab jab mujhe achaanak se honsh aaya meri aankhein khulli lekin saamne ki roshni se puri nahi khul paai or firse bandh hogayi then maine aahista aahista doobara aankhein kholi toh maine khudko Headquarters k hospital room mein paaya, mera sir bahot he tejj dard kar raha tha or mujhe still chakkar aa rahe they.. Main bed par uthke baith gaya and yaad karne laga ki kya hua tha.. What the fuck happened??

Ok Main Tadipaar hua obviously lol, then Roorkee aaya teacher banke or yahaan k drug empire ko khatam kiya then CBI join ki almost 300 crore kamaaye and then hua Deva bhai par attack Jisme 3 Shaks Shaamil they first Omar jo Dubai k ek bahot bade don kaa beta tha Second tha Aftaab jo Hyderabad kaa ek don tha third and most important tha Arjun Pandey ye Pankaj Pandey ka Chota beta tha.. Pankaj Pandey Sanjay Das kaa 5th pillar hai.. So maine in teeno ko maara, then mujhe yahaan headquarters aana padda because jissne Bovice ko jehar diya usko dhundana tha, maine unko dhunda jisme 2 Shaks shaamil they bhai behen, Ajax and Miya, unhe mujhse personally Nafrat thi so unhone Mujhe fight k liye challenge kiya, so maine Ajax ko maardiya tha but Miya ki jarurat thi humein Chloe mam ko prison se bahaar nikaalne k liye... Then 3.0 aaya tha and uska mujhe kuch yaad nahi rehta i dont know woh kya karta hai kaise karta hai and kyun karta hai i dont know. So inn sab k baad mujhe abhi Honsh aaraha tha and i was feeling refreshing obviously Chakkar and headache tha but i can deal with it lekin important ye tha ki i was free.. Finally... 1.0 was back and I was back for good..

Main apne he khayalon mein tha ki Ami andar aai..

Ami - Oh fuck.. Good morning boss..

Main-Morning.. Kitani derr se behosh tha main??

Ami-Hmm.. Almost 3 days..

Main-Da fuckk aisa kya dediya tha mujhe..

Ami-3.0 ki dose...

Main-Oh ofcourse bc ofcourse..

Ami-Theek ho ab?

Main-Abhi toh theek hua hun Ami..

Ami-I can feel you..Mere pass 2 good news hain aapke liye but better rahega woh Master khud bataaein aapko..

Main-Ok.. Can't wait.. Finally good news..

Ami-Main bula laati hun sabko..

Main-Jaldi..

Ami chali gayi wahaan se and kuch minutes baad he sabse pehle Sara aai wahaan..

Sara-Hey there AP..

Main-Sara.. I hate you, I hate you.. Tumne mujhe meri family se durr kardiya.. Main kabhi maaf nahi karunga tumhe..

Sara-Hehehe..Shut up..

Main-Lol..

Sara-Khud plan banaake ab mujhe balli kaa bakra bana raha hai..

Main-Plan mast tha naa lekin??

Sara-It was.. And it worked.. Kissi ko abtak nahi pata ki woh sab tumhaara he plan tha..

Main-Yep..

Ok ok chownkiye matt, yes i know this is shocking but that's the truth.. Ji haan ye sab mera he plan tha. Sab se mera matlab hai Sara kaa mujhe kidnap karna then meri family k saamne mera bhaanda fod dena sab bata dena ye sab mera he plan tha or mere he kehne par Sara ne ye sab kiya tha.. Crazy right??

Ab ye sab kyun hua woh suniye.. Yahaan se jaane se pehle main Indonesia gaya tha Kevin ki death mein shaamil ek Shaks ko maarne jiska naam tha "Huang" . Huang ek bahot bada naam tha underworld kaa or Maine Chang or Daemon ne usko maardiya tha silently.. Ab uska Death Contract tha ek clan k pass jiska naam tha "Tiara Clan" ab Tiara clan jaana jaata hai apni brutality, apni selfishness and apne skills ki wajah se.. Unhe farak nahi padta kon kya hai unhe bus contract pura karna hota hai or contract se related harr ek shaks ko maarna hota hai.. Or iske dauraan wohlog saamne waale ki family and friends ko bhi target kar shaktey hain and unhe koi nahi roukk shakta.. Jo unhe orr jyaada dangerous banaata hai..

Ab obviously humne ye sab hidden rehke kiya tha humaara naam nahi aana caahiye tha lekin unfortunately aisa nahi hua or main pakkada gaya actually pakkada nahi gaya, dur durr takk bhi nahi bhenchod mere against 1 saboot takk naa tha koi.. Lekin yahaan maadarchod Tiara waalon ki maa chud gayi. Ab unhe lund kuch nahi milla mere khilaf like literally 1 saboot takk naa milla unhe, issliye ab unki gand jall gayi ki aise kaise koi humein chutiya bana gaya tab firse unhone apna ganda dimaag lagaaya..
Tiara ne fake witnesses bana diye or un witnesses ne kaha ki humne Merchant of death ko dekha tha uss din Beach k uppar bus fir kya tha meri gand marr gayi.. Tiara Clan ki ek team mere piche lag gayi and kai maheeno baad unke kuch khabriyon ne mujhe dhund liya ki main kon hun meri family kon hai wagairaah wagairaah ab iski khabar mujhe Master Bovice and Master Norman k Through milli jisase ab meri gand fatt gayi kyunki meri family mere liye sab kuch thi and unka in sab se koi lena dena nahi tha toh woh bhalla meri galati ki saja kyun bhugte so mera first plan tha obviously main Tiara Clan ko existence se he khatam kardun jo main kar shakta tha but masters ne mujhe roukk liya jiske kai reasons they first Rules mujhe Clan leaders ko maarne ki ijaajat nahi detey then secondly wohlog ki population bahot jyaada thi like bahot jyaada woh bhi all over asia mein then third or sabse important reason masters ne bataya mujhe, unke according abtak toh keval unhe he pata hai ki Main kon hun kya hun meri family kon hai wagairaah wagairaah or wohlog legally ye sab kissi dusare ko nahi bata shaktey like 1%bhi nahi agar unhone meri family ki information baaki jagah leak kardi toh fir unpar iljaam lagega "The Merchant Of Death" ko betray karne kaa or masters k according ye ek bahot bada offense hai or aisa karne par League, Hounds and High Command unhe mitti mein mila denge unka existence he khatam kardiya jaaega, even Tiara Clan k bhi keval top k kuch bandey he jaantey they mere baare mein or wohlog meri information leak karne kaa risk nahi lene waale they lekin agar main unko maarne lagunga toh wohlog ek se dusare then dusre se tisre groups ko information dena suru kardenge jo again buri baat thi issliye main unhe khatam nahi kar shaka.. Lekin mujhe kuch toh karna tha apni family k liye something needed to be done so humne ussi ki planning ki..

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AP bhai, what a come back.... bhai bhot hi badiya update. Kya masterplan tha mtlb koi soch nhi skta ke iske piche itni bakchodi hogi..

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

[Sushilnkt]

ये सिन लम्बा ले गयी ये छोरी

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

यदि आप सार्वजनिक जीवन मे हैं , यदि आप सेलिब्रिटीज हैं , यदि आप मशहूर शख्सियत हैं तब आप की हर चीज , आप की हर एक्टिविटी पर लोगों की रुचि भी होती है और पैनी नजर भी रहती है ।
ए. पी. साहब पुरे उत्तर भारत के एक बहुत बड़ी शख्सियत है तो स्वभाविक है न्यूज मीडिया की नजर उन पर रहेगी ही ।
अर्चना तिवारी एक अच्छी रिपोर्टर है पर कुछ दिनों से उनके सितारे गर्दिश मे थी । उन्होने अपने डूबते कैरियर को बचाने के लिए ए. पी. साहब पर स्टिंग ऑपरेशन किया और यह स्टिंग ऑपरेशन उनके स्वास्थ्य पर था ।
इसमे कुछ भी बुरा नही था । ऐसा अक्सर होता रहता है ।
और जहां तक मुझे लगा उनकी टेलीविजन पर लाइव बातें जो ए. पी. साहब को लेकर थी , वह कोई गलत भी नही था ।
ए. पी. साहब एक समय मे ड्रग्स एडिक्ट थे इससे ए. पी. साहब भी इंकार नही कर सकते । अगर कोई सेलिब्रिटीज चोरी छुपे हास्पिटल लगातार जा रहा हो तो यह खबर बनती ही है कि वह या तो स्वयं बीमार है या उसका कोई करीबी हास्पिटल मे एडमिट है ।
कुल मिलाकर अर्चना मैडम ने अपनी ड्युटी निभाई । लेकिन ए. पी. साहब को अर्चना मैडम के साथियों पर हमला करवाना , मेरी नजर मे बिल्कुल गलत था ।

आप अमेरिकी राष्ट्रपती बिडेन साहब को देख लीजिए । उनके सेहत पर न सिर्फ अमेरिका मे , बल्कि पुरे विश्व मे कई बार सवाल उठाया गया । इसके जबाव मे अमेरिकन प्रेसिडेंट के प्रवक्ता को प्रेश कांफ्रेंस कर कहना पड़ा कि प्रेसिडेंट स्वस्थ है , वह बीमार नही है ।

हमारे प्रथम प्राइम मिनिस्टर साहब अपने जीवन के अंतिम समय मे कई महीने तक सार्वजनिक रूप से नदारद पाए गए । सिर्फ डाॅक्टर और उनकी पुत्री को ही उनके कक्ष मे जाने की परमिशन थी । यह बात और है कि उनकी बीमारी को सार्वजनिक नही किया गया ।

मशहूर लोक गायिका शारदा सिन्हा जी का अभी कुछ दिन पहले ही देहांत हुआ है । प्रभु उनकी आत्मा को शांति दे ।
उनकी मौत की अफवाह कुछ साल पहले तक कई बार चलाई गई जिस की वजह से उन्हे खुद कहना पड़ा कि वह बिल्कुल ही स्वस्थ है और कृप्या ऐसी अफवाह बार बार न फैलाएं । लेकिन दुर्भाग्य से अब वो हमारे बीच नही रही ।

अतः मुझे नही लगता अर्चना मैडम ने किसी भी मर्यादा का उल्लंघन किया । यदि वह ए. पी. साहब के खिलाफ किसी षड्यंत्र के तहत यह सब कर रही है तब बात अलग है । लेकिन इस षड्यंत्र का कोई क्लू तो भी अभी तक नही मिला है ।

ए. पी. साहब को भी प्रेश कांफ्रेंस कर अपनी बात रखनी चाहिए ।

खुबसूरत अपडेट ए. पी. भाई ।
और जगमग जगमग भी ।

 

[andyking302]

यदि आप सार्वजनिक जीवन मे हैं , यदि आप सेलिब्रिटीज हैं , यदि आप मशहूर शख्सियत हैं तब आप की हर चीज , आप की हर एक्टिविटी पर लोगों की रुचि भी होती है और पैनी नजर भी रहती है ।
ए. पी. साहब पुरे उत्तर भारत के एक बहुत बड़ी शख्सियत है तो स्वभाविक है न्यूज मीडिया की नजर उन पर रहेगी ही ।
अर्चना तिवारी एक अच्छी रिपोर्टर है पर कुछ दिनों से उनके सितारे गर्दिश मे थी । उन्होने अपने डूबते कैरियर को बचाने के लिए ए. पी. साहब पर स्टिंग ऑपरेशन किया और यह स्टिंग ऑपरेशन उनके स्वास्थ्य पर था ।
इसमे कुछ भी बुरा नही था । ऐसा अक्सर होता रहता है ।
और जहां तक मुझे लगा उनकी टेलीविजन पर लाइव बातें जो ए. पी. साहब को लेकर थी , वह कोई गलत भी नही था ।
ए. पी. साहब एक समय मे ड्रग्स एडिक्ट थे इससे ए. पी. साहब भी इंकार नही कर सकते । अगर कोई सेलिब्रिटीज चोरी छुपे हास्पिटल लगातार जा रहा हो तो यह खबर बनती ही है कि वह या तो स्वयं बीमार है या उसका कोई करीबी हास्पिटल मे एडमिट है ।
कुल मिलाकर अर्चना मैडम ने अपनी ड्युटी निभाई । लेकिन ए. पी. साहब को अर्चना मैडम के साथियों पर हमला करवाना , मेरी नजर मे बिल्कुल गलत था ।

आप अमेरिकी राष्ट्रपती बिडेन साहब को देख लीजिए । उनके सेहत पर न सिर्फ अमेरिका मे , बल्कि पुरे विश्व मे कई बार सवाल उठाया गया । इसके जबाव मे अमेरिकन प्रेसिडेंट के प्रवक्ता को प्रेश कांफ्रेंस कर कहना पड़ा कि प्रेसिडेंट स्वस्थ है , वह बीमार नही है ।

हमारे प्रथम प्राइम मिनिस्टर साहब अपने जीवन के अंतिम समय मे कई महीने तक सार्वजनिक रूप से नदारद पाए गए । सिर्फ डाॅक्टर और उनकी पुत्री को ही उनके कक्ष मे जाने की परमिशन थी । यह बात और है कि उनकी बीमारी को सार्वजनिक नही किया गया ।

मशहूर लोक गायिका शारदा सिन्हा जी का अभी कुछ दिन पहले ही देहांत हुआ है । प्रभु उनकी आत्मा को शांति दे ।
उनकी मौत की अफवाह कुछ साल पहले तक कई बार चलाई गई जिस की वजह से उन्हे खुद कहना पड़ा कि वह बिल्कुल ही स्वस्थ है और कृप्या ऐसी अफवाह बार बार न फैलाएं । लेकिन दुर्भाग्य से अब वो हमारे बीच नही रही ।

अतः मुझे नही लगता अर्चना मैडम ने किसी भी मर्यादा का उल्लंघन किया । यदि वह ए. पी. साहब के खिलाफ किसी षड्यंत्र के तहत यह सब कर रही है तब बात अलग है । लेकिन इस षड्यंत्र का कोई क्लू तो भी अभी तक नही मिला है ।

ए. पी. साहब को भी प्रेश कांफ्रेंस कर अपनी बात रखनी चाहिए ।

खुबसूरत अपडेट ए. पी. भाई ।
और जगमग जगमग भी ।

Kuch bolo SANJU ( V. R. ) bhai apka revo alag hi hota hey...

Aur kayi nayi jankari bhai mil jati hey ise....

Wonderful revo bhai

 

[Rohan Rathore]

Update-8(New Responsibilities)
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8

Bheed wahaan se chali gayi, raat k 12:30 baj gaye they shardi bahot jyaada thi gharmein koi nahi soya tha bahaar ki sound ki wajah se, ab logon k jaane k baad sablog apne apne room mein gaye bus Main Abeer Mangal and bhai bache niche..Finally humlog akele they or obviously bhai ko kuch baatein karni thi toh humlog hall mein baithe..

Main-I know bhai, you guys have questions but it is what it is you already know kya sab tha wahaan or kyun tha wahaan.. I am a killer yes i always will be a killer.. Maine wahaan jaane se pehle yahaan bhi bahot se logon ko maara tha jab Surendra k empire ko end kiya tha but wahaan jaake main ek alag he killer ban gaya. But still main always Papa k rules k according he chala yes i was a criminal lekin maine bina reasons kissi ko hurt nahi kiya mera motive humessa he logon ki jaan bachana raha hai or yahi rahega.. Aapko mera motive maalum he hai agar 10 logon ko maarke main 100 ki jaan bacha shakta hun toh yes main khussi khussi maarunga or yahi wahaan hua or ye aage bhi hoga kyunki aapko toh pata he hai woh life koi piche nahi chhod shakta but main humessa he papa k raaste par chalunga and I'll always protect my people and my family..

Deva-We already know that AP.. We already know that..We trust you with that.Ḥumlog humessa tere sath honge isme.. But kya Woh sab yahaan nahi aaega??

Main-Nope.. Or aaenge bhi toh keval mere pass aapsabko yaa janta ko koi kuch nahi karega..

Deva-Ok ok..

Main-Also guys unsabka koi jikar nahi aage se kabhi bhi nahi majaak mein bhi nahi karna like tount maarne k liye bhi nahi..

Deva-Yep.. Lets forget about it.. Woh sab hua he nahi kabhi ..

Main-Yep..

Deva-But What about know??

Main-Ab main yahin hun for a long time.. Sanjay kaa game over karna hai..

Deva-Wahi what's happening with Sanjay..Uska kya karna hai wahi puchne k liye roka hai maine tujhe..

Main-Pankaj jaantey ho..

Deva-Pandey ofcourse.. Uska beta he toh tha mere accident kaa mastermind..

Main-Yeah but woh beta Pankaj k sath nahi tha.. Pankaj kaa dusara beta or beti Nidhi Pandey and Sahil Pandey wohlog Delhi aachuke hain and haryana aane ki planning kar rahe hain.. Apne dhandey k sath sath unhe Namit ka drugs kaa dhanda bhi sonp diya hai Andrew's ne..

Deva-Oh shit..

Main-What??

Deva-Kya what AP.. Marriage is on the cards.. Mangal ki shaadi k bich ye sab??

Mangal - Yeah tu bata be agar tu keh raha hai toh shaadi reschedule hojaegi that's not a issue..

Main-Hell no koi reschedule nahi hogi aise toh bhai agle kai saal naa hogi shaadi.. Or main kiss liye hun. Itani aukaat nahi hai unki ki yahaan aatey he humse takra jaaein pehle woh khudko settle karenge yahaan aise he thodi humein target karlenge.. Halwa hai kya..

Deva-Matlab Preparations continue karein..

Main-100000%.. Itane saal baad toh khussi kaa moka aaya hai ghar mein, continue kyun nahi karenge.. Waise hai kab shaadi??

Deva-Kal Meenu ki family aarahi hai tab Panditji k sath dates decide karwaenge..

Main-Toh ek kaam karna jo sabse jaldi ki date ho wahi decide karna..

Mangal-Tu yahin rehna naa tu kahaan jaaega..

Main-Mehhhh! Ye sab apne kaam ki cheej nahi or kal main pura din out rahunga..Ghumne mein..

Deva-Ok.. Matlab it's good to go..

Main-Of course its good to go.. Itani daru peeunga bc ki hospital admit hona padega..

Deva-Aji haan ab woh purana time naa hai teri babhi ko pata chala na peene se pehle admit hona padega..

Main-Aji haan halwa thodi hai..Humaare yahaan function ho or main daru naa peeun Ghanta.. Ho he nahi shakta..

Deva-Dekhtey hain..

Main-Dekhna aap hum toh peeyenge....

So jisko nahi pata usko bata dun haryana ki shaadi mein 2 he cheejein famous hoti hain ek Rasham jo shaadi se 3-4 din Pehle chaalu hojaati hain or dusari daru woh bhi shaadi se 3-4 din Pehle he chaalu hojaati hain toh yes inke bina shaadi adhuri hai..Humaari awaajein sun Babhi bhi apne room se bahaar aagayi so turant daru kaa topic change kiya gaya..

Deva-Also Party ki responsibility kab sambhaalega??

Main-Kya responsibility???

Deva-Arrey jaahir c baat hai main kuch weeks or workload nahi le shakta toh..

Main-Toh?? Mangal Rishi Abeer yelog haina.. Main kya jaanu insab k baare mein..

Deva-Yelog ne mana kardiya..

Main-Toh maine bhi mana kardiya..

Deva - Aise kaise kissi ko toh saamne aana padega..

Rishi -- Bhai main behind the scenes theek hun ye sabko pata hai..

Mangal - Or mujhse bina instructions kuch nahi hota..

Abeer-Or meri toh image he nahi hai lead karne ki..

Main-What the fuck is going on?? Tumlog jaan bujhke aage kar rahe ho..

Mangal-Yeah 100% kyunki bhai ye bahot bada issue hai bhai k bina bahot gadbad horahi hai aise fir aage chalke bahot bade - 2 issues honge fir dikkat hogi..

Deva - Exactly, ab tumlog piche hatt rahe ho toh fir mujhe khud bahaar aana padega..

Babhi-Aap kahin nahi jaoge..

Emotional blackmail.. Beta Ankit mahool garma raha hai.. Dekho i hate politics i fucking hate it, lekin Bhai nd babhi k Emotional blackmail k aage main nahi jeet shakta..

Mangal-Ok ok chal sun AP tu front seat sambhaal le tere piche hum teeno hain he..

Abeer-Exactly..

Rishi-Yep tera ek ishara and we can take care of everything else.. Bus tu face of the party banja..

Main-Ok.. Ok.. BC kaise bade bhai ho tumlog jo chote ko aage kar rahe ho.. Fuck you guys.. OK Bhai I'll take care of it aap rest lo, but remember main sabkuch apne hissab se karunga baadmein sunaana nahi aap mujhe..

Deva - Arrey tera hissab he toh caahiye.. Tu sab tere hissab se he kar..

Main-Ok 1-2 din mein I'll be ready..

Deva-Great..

Mangal-Hell yeah..

Deva-Ok.. Chalo good night.. Bahot late hogaya hai already..

Main - Yeah good night..

Finally main apne room mein aaya holy shit, bahot miss kiya iss jagah ko, main jaake bed par girr padda or waise he nind aagayi mujhe raatko jute kab nikaale maine i dont know.. Waise mera plan Tha late takk sone ka but aaj mujhe college jaana tha, bhenchod unko bhi toh pata chale ki daddy is back..

Main subah 8 baje utha naha dhoke ready hua kapde kam he bache they but kaam chal gaya maine new phone khola pehle toh, badhiya phone hai old number kaa simcard daala usme, and main niche aaya toh Sam already breakfast k liye batha tha and Ravi mere sath sath uttara uppar se..

Babhi-Good Morning guys..

Main-Morning babhi..

Ravi-Morning..

Babhi-Kya baat hai AP college jaane kaa itana craze itana late soke bhi tu uth gaya..

Main-Yep.. I can't wait to go there babhi.. Logon ko bhi toh pata chale kon waapis aagaya hai.

Babhi - Or kitana pata chalwaaega re tu, 2-2 press conferences hogayi hajaaron log kal yahaan aachuke muskil se unhe waapis bheja hai, News channels, newspapers, social media harr jagah tujhe he chala rahe hain wohlog repeat mein or kya caahiye..

Ravi-Lol true.. Bhai alag he hype chal rahi hai teri..

Sam-Yeah bc nonstop chala rahe hain..

Main-Wahi toh caahiye tha be wahi toh caahiye tha..

Babhi-Suno aaj 11-12 baje waapis aajana..

Main-Kyun??

Babhi-Meenu ki family aarahi hai date pakki karne shaadi ki..

Main-Toh aaplog karlena.. Main aaj pura din bahaar rahunga i need to make some public appearances first.. Or waise bhi isme humaara kya kaam..?

Babhi-Fir bhi..

Main-Or humein date se kya matlab babhi humein toh Daru...

Main boltey boltey break maar gaya but still late ho chuka tha thoda..

Babhi-Daru kya??

Sam-Mera naasta hogaya i am waiting outside..

Ye bolke Sam gayab hogaya wahaan se or fanse main or Ravi babhi ab humein ghurre..

Babhi-Kya hua?? Hello.. Knock knock.

Main-Paranthe badhiya bane hain.. 1 or leke aata hun.

Babhi - Rukk tu kahin nahi jaaega, main leke aati hun..

Babhi kitchen ki side muddi he thi ki idhar maine mera aadha bacha hua parantha hath mein uthaaya or wahaan se seedha bahaar bhaaga Ravi ko thoda late samjh aaya plan lekin mere baad woh bhi bhaaga.. Bahaar lawn mein hum teeno mille..

Ravi-Ye bhosdk kaale munh ko bandh nahi kar shakta?? Chappar - 2 bolta he rehta hai bhosdk..

Sam-Subah subah gand marwadeta abhi..

Main-Sorry guys sorry.. Lekin meri iss galati kaa return gift ready hai..

Sam-Kya??

Main-Tumlog idhar he rukko ill be back..

Sam-"I'll be back " bhosdk terminator hai tu??

Main - Abe rukkega bhosdk 2 minutes..

Main bhaagke garrage aaya wahaan apna chela Rahul milla apne Shyaam kaka ka beta maine Aston Martin nikaali or bahaar aaya toh Sam or Ravi dono he blank hogaye..

Main-Wassup bitches..

Ravi-No fucking way.. Bhosdk ye kahaan se le aaya tu?? Abhi toh pre order par bhi naa mill rahi??

Sam-Yeah what the fuckkkkkkk.. Kaise??

Main-I have few contacts..

Sam - Holy shit bro.. Holy shit.. Kal tune khud aake din bana diya tha or aaj ye dikha k.. Back to back..

Ravi-Main chalaaunga. First..

Sam-Tu aatey hue chalaana..

Ravi-Bhosdk pehle bola maine aatey hue tu chalaana..

Main niche uttarke piche baitha Ravi driving seat par aaya or Sam uske side mein and humlog nikale wahaan se..

Ravi-Bhenchod kya pyaari sound hai yaar.. Makhan bro makhan..

Sam-Waise AP college will go nuts..

Main-Wahi toh plan hai Sam babu..Unhe bhi toh samjh aaye ki main cheej kya hun..

Continued..

Mast Update bhai. Lagna bhi chahiye logo ko ki unka masiha jo din raat inke liye Gaand maarta hai wo vapas aagya hai.

 

[Rohan Rathore]

Update-8(New Responsibilities)
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8

Bheed wahaan se chali gayi, raat k 12:30 baj gaye they shardi bahot jyaada thi gharmein koi nahi soya tha bahaar ki sound ki wajah se, ab logon k jaane k baad sablog apne apne room mein gaye bus Main Abeer Mangal and bhai bache niche..Finally humlog akele they or obviously bhai ko kuch baatein karni thi toh humlog hall mein baithe..

Main-I know bhai, you guys have questions but it is what it is you already know kya sab tha wahaan or kyun tha wahaan.. I am a killer yes i always will be a killer.. Maine wahaan jaane se pehle yahaan bhi bahot se logon ko maara tha jab Surendra k empire ko end kiya tha but wahaan jaake main ek alag he killer ban gaya. But still main always Papa k rules k according he chala yes i was a criminal lekin maine bina reasons kissi ko hurt nahi kiya mera motive humessa he logon ki jaan bachana raha hai or yahi rahega.. Aapko mera motive maalum he hai agar 10 logon ko maarke main 100 ki jaan bacha shakta hun toh yes main khussi khussi maarunga or yahi wahaan hua or ye aage bhi hoga kyunki aapko toh pata he hai woh life koi piche nahi chhod shakta but main humessa he papa k raaste par chalunga and I'll always protect my people and my family..

Deva-We already know that AP.. We already know that..We trust you with that.Ḥumlog humessa tere sath honge isme.. But kya Woh sab yahaan nahi aaega??

Main-Nope.. Or aaenge bhi toh keval mere pass aapsabko yaa janta ko koi kuch nahi karega..

Deva-Ok ok..

Main-Also guys unsabka koi jikar nahi aage se kabhi bhi nahi majaak mein bhi nahi karna like tount maarne k liye bhi nahi..

Deva-Yep.. Lets forget about it.. Woh sab hua he nahi kabhi ..

Main-Yep..

Deva-But What about know??

Main-Ab main yahin hun for a long time.. Sanjay kaa game over karna hai..

Deva-Wahi what's happening with Sanjay..Uska kya karna hai wahi puchne k liye roka hai maine tujhe..

Main-Pankaj jaantey ho..

Deva-Pandey ofcourse.. Uska beta he toh tha mere accident kaa mastermind..

Main-Yeah but woh beta Pankaj k sath nahi tha.. Pankaj kaa dusara beta or beti Nidhi Pandey and Sahil Pandey wohlog Delhi aachuke hain and haryana aane ki planning kar rahe hain.. Apne dhandey k sath sath unhe Namit ka drugs kaa dhanda bhi sonp diya hai Andrew's ne..

Deva-Oh shit..

Main-What??

Deva-Kya what AP.. Marriage is on the cards.. Mangal ki shaadi k bich ye sab??

Mangal - Yeah tu bata be agar tu keh raha hai toh shaadi reschedule hojaegi that's not a issue..

Main-Hell no koi reschedule nahi hogi aise toh bhai agle kai saal naa hogi shaadi.. Or main kiss liye hun. Itani aukaat nahi hai unki ki yahaan aatey he humse takra jaaein pehle woh khudko settle karenge yahaan aise he thodi humein target karlenge.. Halwa hai kya..

Deva-Matlab Preparations continue karein..

Main-100000%.. Itane saal baad toh khussi kaa moka aaya hai ghar mein, continue kyun nahi karenge.. Waise hai kab shaadi??

Deva-Kal Meenu ki family aarahi hai tab Panditji k sath dates decide karwaenge..

Main-Toh ek kaam karna jo sabse jaldi ki date ho wahi decide karna..

Mangal-Tu yahin rehna naa tu kahaan jaaega..

Main-Mehhhh! Ye sab apne kaam ki cheej nahi or kal main pura din out rahunga..Ghumne mein..

Deva-Ok.. Matlab it's good to go..

Main-Of course its good to go.. Itani daru peeunga bc ki hospital admit hona padega..

Deva-Aji haan ab woh purana time naa hai teri babhi ko pata chala na peene se pehle admit hona padega..

Main-Aji haan halwa thodi hai..Humaare yahaan function ho or main daru naa peeun Ghanta.. Ho he nahi shakta..

Deva-Dekhtey hain..

Main-Dekhna aap hum toh peeyenge....

So jisko nahi pata usko bata dun haryana ki shaadi mein 2 he cheejein famous hoti hain ek Rasham jo shaadi se 3-4 din Pehle chaalu hojaati hain or dusari daru woh bhi shaadi se 3-4 din Pehle he chaalu hojaati hain toh yes inke bina shaadi adhuri hai..Humaari awaajein sun Babhi bhi apne room se bahaar aagayi so turant daru kaa topic change kiya gaya..

Deva-Also Party ki responsibility kab sambhaalega??

Main-Kya responsibility???

Deva-Arrey jaahir c baat hai main kuch weeks or workload nahi le shakta toh..

Main-Toh?? Mangal Rishi Abeer yelog haina.. Main kya jaanu insab k baare mein..

Deva-Yelog ne mana kardiya..

Main-Toh maine bhi mana kardiya..

Deva - Aise kaise kissi ko toh saamne aana padega..

Rishi -- Bhai main behind the scenes theek hun ye sabko pata hai..

Mangal - Or mujhse bina instructions kuch nahi hota..

Abeer-Or meri toh image he nahi hai lead karne ki..

Main-What the fuck is going on?? Tumlog jaan bujhke aage kar rahe ho..

Mangal-Yeah 100% kyunki bhai ye bahot bada issue hai bhai k bina bahot gadbad horahi hai aise fir aage chalke bahot bade - 2 issues honge fir dikkat hogi..

Deva - Exactly, ab tumlog piche hatt rahe ho toh fir mujhe khud bahaar aana padega..

Babhi-Aap kahin nahi jaoge..

Emotional blackmail.. Beta Ankit mahool garma raha hai.. Dekho i hate politics i fucking hate it, lekin Bhai nd babhi k Emotional blackmail k aage main nahi jeet shakta..

Mangal-Ok ok chal sun AP tu front seat sambhaal le tere piche hum teeno hain he..

Abeer-Exactly..

Rishi-Yep tera ek ishara and we can take care of everything else.. Bus tu face of the party banja..

Main-Ok.. Ok.. BC kaise bade bhai ho tumlog jo chote ko aage kar rahe ho.. Fuck you guys.. OK Bhai I'll take care of it aap rest lo, but remember main sabkuch apne hissab se karunga baadmein sunaana nahi aap mujhe..

Deva - Arrey tera hissab he toh caahiye.. Tu sab tere hissab se he kar..

Main-Ok 1-2 din mein I'll be ready..

Deva-Great..

Mangal-Hell yeah..

Deva-Ok.. Chalo good night.. Bahot late hogaya hai already..

Main - Yeah good night..

Finally main apne room mein aaya holy shit, bahot miss kiya iss jagah ko, main jaake bed par girr padda or waise he nind aagayi mujhe raatko jute kab nikaale maine i dont know.. Waise mera plan Tha late takk sone ka but aaj mujhe college jaana tha, bhenchod unko bhi toh pata chale ki daddy is back..

Main subah 8 baje utha naha dhoke ready hua kapde kam he bache they but kaam chal gaya maine new phone khola pehle toh, badhiya phone hai old number kaa simcard daala usme, and main niche aaya toh Sam already breakfast k liye batha tha and Ravi mere sath sath uttara uppar se..

Babhi-Good Morning guys..

Main-Morning babhi..

Ravi-Morning..

Babhi-Kya baat hai AP college jaane kaa itana craze itana late soke bhi tu uth gaya..

Main-Yep.. I can't wait to go there babhi.. Logon ko bhi toh pata chale kon waapis aagaya hai.

Babhi - Or kitana pata chalwaaega re tu, 2-2 press conferences hogayi hajaaron log kal yahaan aachuke muskil se unhe waapis bheja hai, News channels, newspapers, social media harr jagah tujhe he chala rahe hain wohlog repeat mein or kya caahiye..

Ravi-Lol true.. Bhai alag he hype chal rahi hai teri..

Sam-Yeah bc nonstop chala rahe hain..

Main-Wahi toh caahiye tha be wahi toh caahiye tha..

Babhi-Suno aaj 11-12 baje waapis aajana..

Main-Kyun??

Babhi-Meenu ki family aarahi hai date pakki karne shaadi ki..

Main-Toh aaplog karlena.. Main aaj pura din bahaar rahunga i need to make some public appearances first.. Or waise bhi isme humaara kya kaam..?

Babhi-Fir bhi..

Main-Or humein date se kya matlab babhi humein toh Daru...

Main boltey boltey break maar gaya but still late ho chuka tha thoda..

Babhi-Daru kya??

Sam-Mera naasta hogaya i am waiting outside..

Ye bolke Sam gayab hogaya wahaan se or fanse main or Ravi babhi ab humein ghurre..

Babhi-Kya hua?? Hello.. Knock knock.

Main-Paranthe badhiya bane hain.. 1 or leke aata hun.

Babhi - Rukk tu kahin nahi jaaega, main leke aati hun..

Babhi kitchen ki side muddi he thi ki idhar maine mera aadha bacha hua parantha hath mein uthaaya or wahaan se seedha bahaar bhaaga Ravi ko thoda late samjh aaya plan lekin mere baad woh bhi bhaaga.. Bahaar lawn mein hum teeno mille..

Ravi-Ye bhosdk kaale munh ko bandh nahi kar shakta?? Chappar - 2 bolta he rehta hai bhosdk..

Sam-Subah subah gand marwadeta abhi..

Main-Sorry guys sorry.. Lekin meri iss galati kaa return gift ready hai..

Sam-Kya??

Main-Tumlog idhar he rukko ill be back..

Sam-"I'll be back " bhosdk terminator hai tu??

Main - Abe rukkega bhosdk 2 minutes..

Main bhaagke garrage aaya wahaan apna chela Rahul milla apne Shyaam kaka ka beta maine Aston Martin nikaali or bahaar aaya toh Sam or Ravi dono he blank hogaye..

Main-Wassup bitches..

Ravi-No fucking way.. Bhosdk ye kahaan se le aaya tu?? Abhi toh pre order par bhi naa mill rahi??

Sam-Yeah what the fuckkkkkkk.. Kaise??

Main-I have few contacts..

Sam - Holy shit bro.. Holy shit.. Kal tune khud aake din bana diya tha or aaj ye dikha k.. Back to back..

Ravi-Main chalaaunga. First..

Sam-Tu aatey hue chalaana..

Ravi-Bhosdk pehle bola maine aatey hue tu chalaana..

Main niche uttarke piche baitha Ravi driving seat par aaya or Sam uske side mein and humlog nikale wahaan se..

Ravi-Bhenchod kya pyaari sound hai yaar.. Makhan bro makhan..

Sam-Waise AP college will go nuts..

Main-Wahi toh plan hai Sam babu..Unhe bhi toh samjh aaye ki main cheej kya hun..

Continued..

Mast Update bhai. Lagna bhi chahiye logo ko ki unka masiha jo din raat inke liye Gaand maarta hai wo vapas aagya hai.