UUpdate-564(Legend)
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Neha Ne mujhe dhamki di thi ki woh dhund legi Mumbai mein mera kya chal raha hai or barbaad kardegi mere plan ko woh.. Mumbai mein mere 3000 crore Rupaye aane waale they or unko leke koi risk nahi lene waala thaa main... None.. Neha still phone par he thi..
Neha- Hello.. Awaaj chali gayi shock mein?? Yeah.. Trust me main dhund lungi dhund lungi kya kar rahe ho tum Mumbai mein..
Main- Dhundana kyun hai.. Main bata deta hun.. BLD ki sarkaar ban rahi hai Maharashtra mein ussi ki rally hai subah 11 baje wahin mojjud hounga main.. Wahaan bhaasan dunga main.. Dum hai toh roukk k dikhaana mujhe...
Neha- Oh tum aake dikhaana dekhte hain tum apni jubaan k pakke ho yaa nahi.
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Jatin- Sahi khel gaye bhai..
Main- Khelna padda be.. Bhenchod usse paison ki jarra bhanak bhi lag jaati naa toh hum chud jaate bhenchod buri tarah se, issliye usko Rally ki taraf divert kardiya maine.. Warna woh bhenchod pata lagaane baith jaati ki kya kar raha hai AP yahaan..
Jatin- Sahi hai ab woh rally mein dhakke khaati rahegi aap udhar paise safe karwa lena.. Hum konsa millenge rally mein usse..
Main- Ohh millenge toh jarur Jatin.. Millenge toh jarur.. Jubaan di hai maine.. I know risky hai i know saikdon officer honge uske wahaan par lekin maine jubaan de di baat ye hai or JO BAAT KAA NAHI WOH JAAT KA NAHI..
Jatin- Hell yeah.. Dekhi jaaegi fir toh bhai.. Madarchod ko wahin millenge..
Main- Exactly..
Ab mujhe rally mein jaana tha or aise he munh uthaake jaa nahi shakta tha main toh uske liye puri planning karni thi mujhe or aage pure raaste main planning he karta raha.. And finally ek blueprint ready tha mere pass.. Kissi ko nahi pata tha main aane waala hun.. Or acha tha kyunki Bhai Bhabhi honge wahaan unhe pata chala toh aane nahi denge mujhe.. Too risky bolke..
Ab Humlog subah 10 baje Mumbai pohancney wahaan se rally point waale area mein aaye rally point se 2 ek kilometre durr..10:30 baje takk bhayanak bheed thi wahaan par bhayanak, bhenchod 225 MLa leke sarkaar bana raha tha main Maharashtar kaa record tha ye toh bheed bhi record he honi thi..Ab wahaan se maine jaanwar se contact kiya.. Usse plan bataya..
Abeer- Bhosdk.. Main aachuka hun jyaada nahi toh 200 Officer honge yahaan par .. Teri Neha Sharma or Shruti etc sab yahaan stage k chaaron taraf he hain.. Kaise aaega bhosdk??
Main- Tu Bola woh kar.. Sun..
Maine usse plan bataya..
Abeer- Plan godlike hai lekin teri ek galati teri gand maar shakti hai..
Main- I don't make mistakes bitch.. Tujhe bola woh kar and trust me..
Abeer- Always..
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Ab rally mein sablog aatey gaye. Main live dekh raha tha news par and finally 11 Baje Bhai Bhabhi Nirvi Or Aditi stage par aaye and unke bhaasan chaalu hue.. Pehle Usha ji ka bhasan hua unhone sabse pehle mujhe dhanyavaad diya fir Bhai etc ko Maharashtra ki janta ko thanks kehke usne fir mera point uthaaya ki kaise mujhe fansaaya jaa raha hai jispe logon kaa response bahot he loud tha uske baad Raghav Sharma ka speech hua usne bhi same pattern follow kiya bus words alag they pehle mujhe thanks fir Maharashtra ki janta ko thanks and fir mujhe kaise fansaya jaa raha hai uske uppar..uske baad waise toh Nirvi ka number tha but abhi woh thoda nervous thi issliye pehle CM Aditi gayi .. Maine idhar Jaanwar ko call kiya..
Main- (Chilaake)Kya situation hai?
Abeer- Kharaab he hai.. Neha Shruti and baaki senior officers yahaan stage k pass he hain. Tera he wait hai unhe . Baaki junior officers bheed mein faile hue hain..
Main- Chote mote officers se matlab nahi hai mujhe ..
Abeer- Haan toh bade waale bhi yahin hain.. Chhod naa be. Video Clip bhejdey ek woh chalwa denge yahaan..
Main- Hatt bhosdk.. Logon ka reaction dekha mera naam aatey he kaisa chilaa rahe hain.. Insane level kaa craze hai ye toh.. North se bhi jyaada.. Inko disappoint nahi karunga..
Abeer- Craze toh hai bc.. CM other minister ko nahi Tujhe jyaada mill raha hai..
Main- Wahi toh.. Nirvi ko dey toh..
Abeer- Ek second..
Nirvi- Hello..
Main- Kya hua khadda kyun nahi ho rahi??
Nirvi- I'm very nervous bhaiya.. Kabhi aisa kuch nahi kiya.. Woh bhi itane logon k saamne.. I'm scared..
Main- Scared kuch nahi hota.. Ye tere log hain.. Koi bahaar k nahi hain.. Ye teri family hai ab. Inhi ko inspire karna hai tujhe.. Inhi ki help karni hai tujhe.. Toh inse kya nervous hona..
Nirvi- Aap dekh rahe ho.. Aap phone par bane rehna main jaaun tab.. Aap Confidence dedena mujhe..
Main- Main humesha tere sath hun.. Tu Bhai k baad jaana..
Nirvi- Ok bhaiya..
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Maine waapis stage par focus kiya tab aaya Bhai ka number And unko bhi behtareen response milla bhai k speech legendary hotey hain unki baatein dushmano ko bhi Achi lagti hain.. He's a great leader.. Khair idhar bhai ka speech end hone waala tha or yahaan mera phone baja jo Neha ka tha..
Neha- Kya hua dikhaai nahi de rahe tum..
Main- De jaaunga Dikhai madam chinta matt karo..
Neha- Pakka naa?? Kyunki main stage par he hun or tumhara speech jarur sunana hai mujhe ..
Idhar Nirvi kaa number aaya toh usne mujhe call kiya maine cut kiya call toh uska cehra uttar gaya or woh finally mike ki taraf chal paddi.. Lekin Boli nahi kuch woh pehle logon ki taaliyan or naare sunti rahi woh..
Main- Mera speech pure india ko sunana hai toh i dont blame you..
Neha- Toh fir aao.. Yaa apne logon ko niraaash karoge..
Main- Never. Jubaan di hai jaan dedunga jubaan nahi tuttne dunga. Aagaya lo.. Saamne dekho uppar...
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Rally point k just saamne building k uppar ek helicopter land hua and Maine jaanwar ko ishara kiya toh stage ka mike mujhse connect hua..
Main- Hello.. Hello.. Mike testing one two three... Namaskar Mumbai,Kasa kaay baray na sagla?
Ab meri awaaj sunte he logon ne chillaana suru kiya or itana loud response kabhi nahi milla tha mujhe..
Main- Thamba Thamba.. Rukkiye jarra Rukkiye.. Aap sabka pyaar dekh main khudko aane se roukk nahi paaya thoda durr hun aapse lekin jyaada time nahi rahunga dekh rahe he ho aaplog mujhe..
Jaanwar ne mujhe message kiya ki Neha Shruti etc sab yahaan se bhaagke helicopter waali building ki taraf gaye hain toh jaldi nikal jaao.. Lekin tab aaya main stage k piche se nikalke stage k uppar.. Bheed k saamne..
Main- Yathikani jamlelya tamam jantela majha namaskar aani Jai Maharashtra ...
Ab mujhe stage par dekhte he log bhenchod bawle hogaye koi baitha nahi raha puri bheed apne pairon par khadda hoke chilaa rahi thi yahi haal stage ka tha sab leaders apne apne pairon par khaddey hoke taaliyaan baja rahe they bus Bhai or Bhabhi baithey they baaki sab khaddey they..Crowd mein bade bade actors,actress ,businessman etc sab baithey they woh sab k sab apni apni seats se khaddey they..Main Nirvi k pass aaya usko galle se lagaaya.. And waapis mike par aaya..
Main- Bus bus.. Rukkiye rukkiye.. Please.. Suniye.. Ji.. Haan aise.. So mujhe aaplog jaante he hoge aapka apna AP.. Sabse pehle main yahaan jo mere sath ho raha hai uske baare mein baat karne nahi aaya hun kyunki ye aapsabko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki mere against kuch bhi nahi hai Sudha ji or unke saathiyon k pass or naa he woh kuch prove kar shaktey hain.. Main yahaan aaya hun bus aap sabka thanks kehne k liye ki aap yahaan aaye or humein apna aashirwaad diya or ye meri sarkaar nahi hai ye aap sabki sarkaar hai ye sab aapke nokar hain.. Or aapko kabhi koi problem nahi aaegi ye mera waada hai or aati hai toh main baitha hun yahaan.. Aapki problem meri problem hai.. Maharashtra ab aapka hai naa ki kinhi gangsters ka.. Or koi so called don ya gangster ye baat nahi maanta hai toh main baitha hun yahaan unhe manwaane k liye..Ye sarkaar sirf or sirf aapke betterment k liye kaam karegi yahi inka motive hai .. Ye meri behan hai 25 saal ki hai nayi hai lekin iska ek he mission hai woh hai aap sabki madad karna or ye hain Aditi ji inhone toh humesha aapka acha he kiya hai or aage bhi karti rahegi..
Maine Aditi or Nirvi ka hath pakkadke uppar kiya toh Aditi ne hath jodke mujhe thanks kaha and woh apni seat par baith gayi jaake.. Ab Neha wagairah toh jaa chuke they building ki side lekin kuch chote mote officers ne stage par aana caaha lekin personal security and police waalon ne unhe pehle he daboch liya stage se..
Main- Rahi baat meri situation ko leke i know aap logon ko chinta hai meri ,aapke alawa india k Karodon logon ko meri chinta hai lekin chinta matt kijiye sarkaar apna pura dum lagaale toh bhi mera kuch nahi bigaad shakti.. Bus aaplog aise he mere sath bane rahein.. Dhanyavaad ek baar firse.. Aap Sabka Tahe Dil se Dhanyavaad Jai Hind Jai Maharashtra.. Chalta hun..
Maine hath jodey wahaan and log fir lage chilaane like bhayanak chilaane kaan faad chilaane..ab mujhe jaldi nikalna tha kyunki Neha wagairah waapis aa he rahe they toh main turant back stage kudda jahaan Jatin Gaadi liye khadda tha or main gaadi mein baitha and humaara path already clear tha . .
Jatin- Bhai.. Maine pehle saikdon baar kaha hai lekin fir keh raha hun.. You are a fucking Legend.. Aapka koi jawaab nahi hai.. Maa chod di..
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