Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[andyking302]

Update-563(Fucked??) ​

563


Humlog filhal Maharashtra k kissi chote se gaon mein they ..


Jatin- Ab bhai??


Main- Ab Daund Junction pichla sehar tha 2 kilometre piche hai wahin chalte hain.. Koi taxi wagairaah wahin se millegi.. Aage jaaenge toh madarchod log aage he millenge..


Maine Map dekhte hue kaha..


Jatin- Chalo toh fir bhai.. Kahaan pehchan gaye aapko bhadwe..


Main-Arrey main he bawligand hun bhenchod bahaar khadda cigarette pee raha tha.. Ab woh bhen ki lawdi ko pata chal jaaega humlog Mumbai jaa rahe they.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk....


Jatin- koi naa bhai kar he loge tabtak toh kuch..


Main- Bhenchod... Bhadwa 5 minutes mein toh phone he laga chuka tha bolo..


Jatin- Kismat chutiya thi bhai..


Humlog 10-12 minutes mein Daund Junction pohanchey.. Toh Station k bahaar he 3-4 taxi khaddi thi or drivers andar he so rahe they..


Main- Bc cash hai tere pass??


Jatin- Haan bhai 5 ek hajaar honge ..


Main- Itane mein toh nahi jaaega koi bc.. Mere pass toh ek bhi naa hai..


Jatin- Online kardena bhai.. Sab scanner rakhtey aajkal..


Main- Bhosdk mera phone track nahi kar shakte wohlog lekin meri bank transactions jarur track kar shakte hain.. Tu kardena bc online .. Naa bc tujhe bhi dhund rahe hain wohlog..


Jatin- Nahi dhund rahe hotey toh bhi kahaan se karta bhai phone toh faink diya tha..


Main- Haan bhenchod.. Tujhe phone bhi dilwana padega.. Kissi se karwaana padega.. Kissi bahaar waale se kyunki sabhi jaankaaron k banks transaction toh track kar rahe honge bhosdwaale.. Karwaatey hain kissi se toh. Isko jagaatey hain. . Budha uncle hai isse nahi pata hoga jyaada apna..


Humne car ka mirror knock kiya toh finally woh uncle utha or usne thoda saa mirror down kiya.. Jaise hum bhenchod gaadi chori karne aaye hain.


Main- Mumbai jaana hai uncle..


Uncle- Itani durr kaa bhaada nahi lete..


Ye bolke usne waapis mirror up kar liya..


Main- Arrey uncle.. 20000 dunga.. Humari train nikal gayi hai urgent jaana hai.


Uncle- Pehle paise do..


Main- Karwata hun ek second..


Ab Maine phone nikaala.. Kisse lagaaun bc.. Ghar waale not a chance.. Anjali and team.. No unka bhi hoga..Nicki mam..hmmm..unka bhi possible hai..Toh bc.. Riya.. Bhosdk.. Riya se paise maangega..


Main- Of course bc..


Maine turant Riya ko call kiya toh usne nahi uthaaya toh Maine doobara kiya and thankfully usne uthaa liya..


Riya- AP.. Sab theek haina?? Tum. Theek ho??


Main- Yeah. Yeah.. Sans lelo.. Sab theek hai..


Riya- Fir itani raatko..


Main- Yeah. I need your help..


Riya- Yeah.. Bolo..


Main- Ek number bata raha hun uspe 20000 Rupees bhejdo.. Kyunki mere bank account toh track horahe honge. Mujhe taxi leni hai. Please..


Riya-Arrey it's fine baba.. Mere paise tumhare he hain.. Number batao..


Main- Uncle number batao..


Maine usko apna phone diya and usne Riya ko number bataake mujhe phone waapis diya..


Riya- It's done ..


Main- Hue Uncle..


Uncle - Haan.. Aajao..


Usne gaadi unlock ki or hum dono piche baithey..


Riya-Kahaan ho tum??


Main- Maharashtra..


Riya- Hyderabad jaane waale they naa tum..


Main- Jaa aaya.. Wahaan se yahaan..


Riya- Kitana ghum rahe ho yaar tum.. Ab toh orr dhyaan rakho tum dekha nahi woh dictator Sudha ne kya kaha tha.. Tumhare liye wohlog kuch bhi kar shakte hain.. No warrants no permissions nothing.. Kanoon kuch hai he nahi matlab.. Or khudko Law and justice minister bolti hai kameeni..


Main- (hanske) tum kabse gaali dene lagi..


Riya- Usko toh dungi he dungi. Ghatiya aurat..


Main- Relax Riya.. .. So jaao.. I'm sorry disturb karne k liye and thanks for helping me.


Riya- Bade aaye thanks waale.. Jarurat nahi hai tumhare thanks ki.. Love you..


Main- Love you too..


Call disconnected..


Main- Uncle 40-50 kilometre takk please gaon k andar se lena..


Uncle- Ok. Lekin kyun??


Main- 20000 sawaal naa puchne k diye hain..


Uncle- Ok.. Ok.. Koi dikkat nahi hai. Jahaan bologe wahaan se chalegi.


Main- Good.. Kabtak pohanchenge Mumbai??


Uncle - 3:30 hue hain.. 9:00 takk ..


Main- Great..


Ab thankfully gaadi mein main so shakta tha.. Issliye Maine Jatin ko guard duty par lagaya kahin bhenchod uncle kissi thane k andar jaake naa roukk dey and main so gaya. Lekin bhenchod kahaan sone dene waale they mujhe.. Kuch derr baad mera phone baja jo Neha ka tha.. 5:30 baje they subah k..


Neha- Haanji sir.. Finally Bhaagne bhi lage naa tum.. Kya bole they ki kahan bhaag raha hun.. Maine bhagwa diya naa..


Main- Bhaaga nahi tha main.. Train mein actually vomiting horahi thi mujhe issliye uttara tha..


Neha- Hahaha.. Good one.. Kahaan jaaoge ab?? See ab mujhe permissions yaa warrants ki jarurat nahi paddti..


Main- pakkad mujhe still nahi paaogi tum..


Neha- Dekhtey hain.. Ab aadhi raat ko bhaga diya tumhe toh pakkad bhi lungi.. Kabtak bhaagoge..


Main- Jabtak mera mann karega..


Neha- Meri baat maan lo.. Surrender kardo.. It'll be easy for you.. Ye tumhe bhi pata hai humesha k liye nahi bhaag shakte tum..


Main- Humesha bhaagna bhi nahi hai..


Neha- Toh kardo surrender..


Main- No thanks..


Neha-Oh come on.. Ye attitude ye ego ekdin tuttegi he or main he todungi ..


Main- Ye Ego khaandaani hai madam tumhari tarah politicians k talwe chaat k nahi banaai Maine.. Khudke dum par banaai hai.. Tumse kya tumhare uppar jo tumhare baap baithey haina jinke orders follow kar rahi ho tum unse bhi nahi tuttegi ye Ego. Trust me..


Neha- Dekhte hain.. Waise Mumbai kyun jaa rahe ho?? Kya chal raha hai wahaan?? I know kuch toh bahot important chal raha hai tumhara wahaan par.. Kyunki abtak bade hints de dey k jaa rahe they lekin ab kaise chup chaap nikal liye.. Toh i know kuch toh bahot important hain wahaan tumhara.. And trust me main dhund lungi tumhe.. Or pata laga lungi kya hai Mumbai mein.. Or barbaad kardungi tumhe or tumhaare plan ko main..


Fuckkkkk... Madarchod...


Continued..

Fabulous update bhai..

Ye to kand hogaya..
Ab ye dekhte hey kya krti hey ohh chamchi...

Aur kya ukhad legi ohh...

Uska kuch to karna padega abb bohot hi bolte ja rahi hey ye to....

 

[Jimmy the googan]

Well i think there is no good feelings then k owing that great AP given updates .
Really love your writing and story
Love you bro
#NOHOMO

 

[rAge K]

Awesome updates

 

[Evaran Eternity]

Let's review begins
Update 559-563
Toh neha AP ko pakadne ke liye idhar udhar chhan-bean kar rahi lekin uske hath AP easily nahi aane wala, aur AP agar neha ke hatho kabhi pakada bhi jaye toh bhi iss mein AP ka plan hoga .
So AP Jab tak khud na chahe ye log usee nahi pakad sakte .

Then 3000 crores extra Bhi arrange hogaye
Kuch cash , kuch diamond , kuch gold
AP 3.0 ne yuri ke through ye sab arrange karwa diye.
Aur yaha ek baat aur ache se samjh aagayi ki eli 3.0 ki team mein nahi , uska khud ek alag organization hai lekin woh 3.0 ke kaam bhi karti hai.
issilye 3.0 yaha Eli ko money wapis lauta raha kyuki aagar eli 3.0 ki team mein hoti toh 3.0 ko kya jaroort thee uske money return ki.

Then yaha balwant aur sathiyo ki conversation ke dauran sukesh ka balwant ko warn karna ki situation sambhalo aur uska ka money nahi dubna chahiye
Warna sukesh ke sathi iss matter ko apne hath mein lelenge ab sukesh ke friend kon ho sakte hai kya woh underworld ke sathi ki baat kar raha .
Ya uska sathi khud sanjay gang se hai .

Kuch bhi ho aagar underworld ke sathi hue Toh woh merchant of death ke khilaff nahi jane wale .

Then telangana yaha easy hogaya , kyuki kuch jyada effort nahi karne pade yaha surekha ko manane .

Then yaha train mein safar ke dauran bhari mistake hogayi , ab AP ke Mumbai ke pass hone information toh leak hogayi aur neha ko andaza hogaya ki Mumbai mein AP kuch bada karega lekin aagar galati se bhi neha ko money ke bare pata chala toh yaha AP ke liye situation challenging bann jayegi

Waise Toh neha aur uski team ki itni hasiyat nahi ki woh AP ka money pakade kyuki money ke sath khud J aur T hoge lekin fir bhi police alert ke daura money distribution mein problem aajayegi.
Ab yaha aagar money ke sath kuch bhi problem aaye toh fir 3.0 ke order par J and T puri Neha aur team ka katle aam karenge.

376 hogaya ab toh sahi mein shak ho raha ki AP bhai yeah moment lane wale hai
"ab ki baar 400 par aur AP aur deva bhai ki sarkaar "

overall all update are awesome
Waiting for more

 

[Rajesh]

Update-559(Escaped Again)
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559

Gharpe Sabse milke main unke sath breakfast k liye baitha...

Ravi- Tere jaise criminals k sath khaana khaana padd raha hai bolo.

Ye sunke sablog hans paddey ..

Rishi- Kutton ki tarah ghum rahe hain tere piche.

Main- Yeah.. I know..

Meenu- Aankhein dekh teri.. Kitane din se nahi soya hai??

Main- Not sure Meenu.. Bahot time hogaya theek se soye.. Yahaan se gaya tha tabse nahi soya hun..

Bhabhi- AP.. AP.. Kya karungi tera main..

Main- Bhabhi.. Kuch din ki baat orr hai fir sone par he hun main..

Rishi- Humesha yahi bolta hai tu..

Main- Sun.. Tu Or Mangal Mumbai chale jaao.. Aaj Dopehar Press conference karwake Kal subah badi rally organize karwani hai wahaan and officially wahaan sarkaar ban jaaegi. Rally ki information pehle he leak karwa chuka hun main toh andhi bheed hogi wahaan..

Mangal- Tu nahi jaaega??

Main- Naa..

Mangal- Ghanta.. Abe sarkaar tune banaai mehnat teri sab kuch tune kiya or tu he nahi hoga.

Main- Thappad maar dunga.. Maine kiya tumne kiya ek he baat hai.. Main jaaun Tu jaaye ,bhai jaaye ,rishi jaaye.. Ek he baat hai..

Mangal- I know that. Lekin logon ko bhi toh pata chalna caahiye ye sab kar Kon raha hai..

Bhabhi- Wahi toh.. Unhe bhi toh pata chalna caahiye Tu unsabke liye kitana kuch kar raha hai..

Main- Unko time aane par sab pata chal jaaega bhabhi..

Bhabhi- Lekin AP agar tabtak tujhe arrest karliya or case bana diya toh fir kya??

Main- I'll deal with it bhabhi.. Don't worry.. I have everything planned..

Bhabhi- Ok.. Ok..

Main- Also.. Meenu Or Bhabhi aapko bhi sath jaana padega Mumbai.. Swearing in Ceremony k liye..

Bhabhi- Hell No.. Hum kya karenge..

Main- Bhabhi trust me.. Logon ko dikhna caahiye na ki hum darre nahi hain government se or naa he hum darrne waale..

Bhabhi- But..

Main- No but. Iss Bahaane Meena Mousi ,Abhi ,Nirvi etc se mill aana..

Bhabhi- Haan ye toh hai.. Abhishek bhi hospital se ghar aagaya hai..

Main- See.. Great..

Rishi- Woh theek lekin centre mein kab?? Bhai 364 seats leke bhi nahi bana raha..

Main- Not yet ..

Rishi-Abe bana le na.. Fir bhaagna nahi padega...

Bhabhi- Wahi toh.. Fir karte rehna jo karna hai..

Main- Naa bhabhi.. Sab plan k according hoga..

Mangal- Abe pakkad lenge toh dikkat ho jaaegi..

Main- Mujhe?? Hahahah..

Mangal- Ab kahaan??

Main- Hyderabad...

Mangal- Kab?!

Main- 12 minute's mein..

Bhabhi- What?? Itani jaldi..

Main- Yeah.. Phone bajne waala hai..

Bhabhi- Yahaan se direct??

Main- Yeah private jet hai..

Bhabhi- Kabtak chalega ye sab ? I mean kab sab finish kar raha hai tu..

Main- Soon.. Trust me bhabhi sab jaise hona chahiye waise he ho raha hai..

Bhabhi- Ok.. I trust you..

Ab baja mera phone jo Anjali ka tha..

Anjali- Boss.. Ghar aagaye humein nahi bataya..

Main- Aake baitha bhi nahi hun darling.. Tu bata kya hua??

Anjali- Tumhara friend Nilesh NCB waala aa raha hai 15 minutes mein haweli.. Usne NCB office se backup bulaaya tha toh wahaan mere contact ne bataya..

Main- Thanks babes.. Najar rakhe hue they matlab uske log..

Anjali- Yeah..

Main- Chal nikal raha hun fir main..

Anjali- Cool.. Jaldi free hojaao please..

Main- Sure babes..

Anjali- Orr haan arrest matt ho jaana..

Main- Kya yaar Anjali tujhe lagta hai mujhe koi arrest kar shakta hai.. ??

Anjali- Haan.. Main..

Main- Haan tere alawa..

Anjali- Nobody..

Main- Bus toh fir thanks for the headsup.. By babes..

Call disconnected..

Main- Sam bahaar Jatin hoga usko bol gaadi nikal le NCB waale aarahe hain..

Sam- Copy that..

Bhabhi- Tujhe pehle he pata tha call aane waala hai.. How??

Main- Issiliye toh keh raha hun bhabhi chinta matt karo.. Sab already planned hai..

Ab maine khaana khaate hue Neha ko call kiya or speaker par rakha..

Main- Good Morning madam.. Aagaye Delhi??

Neha- Of course.. Kahaan ho tum??

Main- Arrey jaao jaao nadaan naa bano.. Haryana aa rahe ho naa??

Neha-How are you doing that??

Main- Listen listen.. Tip deta hun.. Matt aao.. Hyderabad pohancho.. Yahaan se fir waapis Delhi jaaoge tumhara he time waste hoga..

Neha- I don't believe you..

Main- Lo ji karlo baat abtak juth bola hai maine tumhe?? Matt maano..

Neha- I will catch you AP.. Kabtak bhaagoge..

Main- Main kahaan bhaag raha hun.. Ye khyaal nikaal do dimag se ki main tumse bachke bhaag raha hun itana.. Oh hell no.. Bhaagne ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe.. Mere gaon mein bhi nahi dhund shakti tum mujhe.. Toh be smart..

Neha- Jab meri hathkadi tumhare hathon mein hogi naa tab puchungi main kon smart hai..

Main- You wish.

Neha- I will get you one way or another..

Main- Keep Dreaming..Goodbye..

Call disconnected..

Mangal- Ye kon hai bc ab??

Main- Neha Sharma DIG NIA.. Mission AP ki captain...

Rishi- Bc kitani rude haibe ye.

Main- Ohh bahot jyaada.. Ok main guys main room se le aata hun mera samaan then i gotta bounce..

Main breakfast finish karke room mein aaya.. Obviously mujhe lena kuch nahi tha mujhe Riya se baat karni thi bus akele mein or wahi hua Riya mere piche piche room mein mein aagayi.. Or aatey he usne kasske mujhe galle se lagaaya..

Riya- Gande ho tum..

Main- Tumne bola tha naa yaad aarahi hai kab miloge.. Toh chala aaya main..

Riya- Mere liye itana risk kyun liya budhu tumne..

Main-Tumhare liye toh jindagi ka harr risk lene ko taiyaar hun main honey..

Riya- Awww... I love you..

Main- Love you too.. Listen.. I gotta go meri chinta matt karna kuch bhi ho jaaye caahe.. Jo bhi hoga maine karwaya hai.. Issliye dont worry a bit..

Riya-Pakka??

Main- Yes.. Promise..

Ye sunke Riya ne mujhe halka saa kiss kiya mere honthon par.. Orr bc itane din ki thakaan ek second k liye toh durr he hogayi thi.. Haaye.. I love her..

Main- I love you..

Riya- I love you more..Ab jaao.. Aatey honge wohlog..

Main- Tum kehti ho toh chala jaata hun warna nahi jaata..

Riya- Jaao budhu..

Main niche aaya and turant he nikala sablog mujhe chhodne aaye bahaar takk.. Jatin ready tha toh main gaadi mein baitha..

Main- Ok guys..

Bhabhi- Khyaal rakhna apna..

Main- Guards ko bolna bina warrant andar naa jaane dey NCB waalon ko.. Unse 10 gunna guards hain humaare..

Mangal- Dont worry ..

Main Or Jatin nikale wahaan se seedhe airfield k liye jahaan private jet humaara wait kar raha tha.. And humlog pohanchey Hyderabad... Humari next destination..

Continued..

Update-560(Their MasterPlan)
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560

Humlog Subah 12:30 baje Hyderabad pohancney and hotel gaye wahaan se.. Iss baar humaare hotel mein nahi rukke humlog balki ek different hotel mein rukke jo Rishi k friend ka tha toh koi dikkat nahi hui humein..

Jatin - Yahaan kya karna hai Bhai..

Main- Yahaan humein milna hai Surekha Parbhakar se.. Yahaan ki Chief Minister hai woh.. Also 12 MPs ki maalkeen bhi.. Unhi 12 MPs ka support caahiye humein..

Jatin- Ok.. Nice.. Toh usase kab kahaan kaise kyun milna hai??

Main- Abhi Andhrapradesh mein gaye they naa humlog.. CM Parsana ne help ki thi humari Or unki beti thi Anuradha jiski help ki maine uske husband ko jail se bahaar laane k liye.. Ab Anuradha ye Surekha ko jaanti hai woh milwaaegi humein Surekha se.. And ussi ki sifarish se hum deal denge Surekha ko..

Jatin- Maan jaaegi woh??

Main- 364 seats leke baitha hun main sarkaar meri ban chuki hai .. Paise dunga woh alag toh bhenchod kyun nahi maanegi..

Jatin- Ye bhi hai..

Main-Shyaam 7:30 baje meeting hai..

Jatin- Tabtak so jaao bhai.. Bahot thakke hue ho..

Main- Hmm.. Lekin din mein aise nind kam he aaegi mujhe.. Chal karle rest Tu bhi..

Jatin apne room mein gaya and maine kiya Neha ko phone kyunki uske 3 calls aaye hue they already..Usne mujhe number deke bahot badi galati kar di thi ab uske dimag k sath end takk khelunga main..

Main- Hanji madam..

Neha- I swear to God.. How do you keep vanishing??

Main- Maybe dikkat tumhari team k sath hai, ye socha hai?? I think they're not good enough.. Maybe you're not good enough..

Neha- I'm the best at this.

Main- Then kyun nahi pakkad paa rahe ho??

Neha- Pakkad lungi sooner or later.. Or trust me maar maar k tumhare ye saare dialogues nikaal dungi fir main..

Main- Maar maar k..

Maine hanste hue kaha..

Main- Maar maar k.. Crazy.. Crazy.. Madam tumhe pata bhi hai kon hun main?? Main pura NIA khaa jaaunga tumhari toh aukaat he kya hai.. Maar maar k.. Come on.. Do your research.. Pata lagao kon hun main.. Apna sir Balvant k pairon mein se uthaao Or research karo mere uppar..

Neha- How dare you???

Main - Sach sunke mirchi lagi.. Tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe nahi pata Balvant and gang k sath tumhare relations. Madam i know everything..

Neha- I will get you..

Main- Hyderabad.. Maine pehle bhi bataya tha ab fir bata raha hun.. Waise toh shyaam takk pata chalega tumhe.. Main abhi bata raha hun.. Hyderabad.. Aajaao.. Dhund lo..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut kiya toh Claire k message they.. Call recording bheji thi usne.. Maine on ki woh..

Balvant- Haweli se bhi bhaag gaya woh..

Sudha- How?? Kaise??Pehle Mumbai se fir Bengalore se.. Fir Delhi se.. Fir Uske ghar de.. Kaise kar raha hai woh ye sab??

Dharma- Psycho hai saala.. Smart hai.. Ye toh humein pata he tha.

Sukesh- Itana smart hai ye thodi pata tha.. Bhenchod pass mein bhi nahi aane de raha.. Humein taunt kar raha hai harr baar woh alag..

Balvant- Smart nahi lucky hai saala.. Harr baar ek warrant k piche bach jaata hai.. Bengalore mein fanss gaya tha fir warrant k chakkar mein nikal gaya.. Same Mumbai mein hua.. Uske ghar bhi yahi hua.. 350 Guards they uski haweli par or uske alawa 500-700 gaon waale dandey or hathyaaron k sath aagaye they.. NCB waale bhi kya karte.. North Mein usko koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Sukesh- Toh south mein konsa kar liya humne touch usse..

Amit- Wahi toh.. Mumbai chalo, Maharashtra mein usne banwa lee hogi government.. Lekin Karnataka mein kaise nikal gaya woh?? Wahaan toh sab apna hai..

Balvant- Paisa..CM Shiva ne bataya ki kissi local officer ko paise khilaake Helicopter ki permission nikalwa lee usne.. Woh handle karlega unn officers ko.. Shiva apna banda hai.. Usse bata diya hota naa ki AP Bengalore hai or usse pakkadna hai toh uske aadmi khud pakkad letey usko..

Sukesh- Yeah.. Kyunki aapki Special Team toh pakkad nahi paa rahi hai..

Balvant- Sukesh.. Trust rakho yaar.. Trust me...

Sukesh- Of course i trust you bhai.. Lekin.. Mere baki sathiyon ka trust uth raha hai aapse.. Dhyaan rahe unke paise k bina aap sarpanch bhi nahi bana shakte.. AP is a threat to all of us..

Balvant- Unko trust dilwana tumhara kaam hai.. Thoda time Orr maango unse..

Sukesh- Lekin kya kahunga?? Kaise bach raha hai woh?? Or kaise hum usse pakadenge..

Balvant- Unhe batao ki warrant ki wajah se nikal raha hai woh lekin ab nahi nikal paaega..

Sukesh- Kaise??

Balvant- Kyunki hum Neha or uski team ko special powers de rahe hain agar unhe jarra saa bhi shakk hai ki AP wahaan hai toh unhe kissi bhi warrant ki jarurat nahi hai. Woh kuch bhi kar shakte hain.. Kahin bhi jaa shakte hain.. Kissi bhi property mein ghuss shakte hain bina warrants bina permissions they can do anything..

Sudha- What??

Dharma- Ye toh illegal ho jaaega.. Log pehle he piche pade hain Balvant..

Sudha- Yeah.. Khaa jaaegi humein public..

Balvant- Kanoon hum he banaatey hain.. Kuch illegal nahi hoga.. Special warrant jaari karwa denge AP k naam par..

Amit- This is a bad idea bhai..

Sudha- Yeah.. Terrible..

Balvant- Toh kya karun tum he batao!? Dusara koi option hai humaare pass?? Rules mein rehke hum usse kabhi nahi pakkad shakte.. Never.. Tumhare pass koi idea hai toh bolo.. Nahi haina?? Toh yahi karne do..

Sukesh- Yeah.. Karo karo.. I don't care.. Woh jaldi se pakkada jaana caahiye.. Ye last chance hai bhai aapke pass uske baad mere friends ye matter apke hathon mein le lenge

Balvant- Dont worry uski nobat nahi aaegi..Karte hain announcement shyaam takk..

Call disconnected..

Fucking hell.. Bhenchod.. Gand takk kaa dum laga rahe hain be yelog.. Bawle hogaye hain bc.. Andhe hogaye hain.. Kuch nahi sujh raha lawdo ko.. Kuch bhi kiye jaa rahe hain..

Lekin apne liye sahi hai.. Sab according to plan he toh ho raha hai.. Yahi toh caahiye tha .. Right??

Exactly..

Mere khilaaf plans bana rahe hain ye log. Bhenchod abhi bhi nahi samjhe main kon hun.. Jabtak samjh mein aaega tabtak bahot late ho chuka hoga..

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Update-561(376) ​

561

Waise oye 2.0 Paison kaa kya hua be?? Bhosdk.. Bina paise kaise sarkaar banaaunga..

2.0-Ohh yeah yaad aaya.. Phone nikaal..

Maine phone nikala Or Number dial kiya..

"Hello"..

Main- Yuri my boy..

Yuri- b. B. b. obbb..bosss...Good Afternoon.. Boss..

Main- How are you??

Yuri- I'm.. I'm.. Good boss..

Main- Hows business??

Yuri- Business is fantastic boss.. way Better then before..

Main- That's why I made you incharge..

Yuri- Thanks boss.. I'll never let you down..

Main- How much money we got at the moment.. Wahaan Turkey Turkey mein..

Yuri- Money wise.. Probably 20 Crore USD yaa 200 Million USD bol lo...

Main- 5 crore USD Tu rakh business continue rakhne k liye .Bache 15 Crore Or say 150 Million USD yaani almost 1300 Crore INR.. Ok Baaki assets.. Gold??

Yuri- A lot boss.. A lot of gold.. Approximately 2 Tons of gold..

Main- 2000 Crore rupees Ka Gold Hogaya matlab...Diamonds..

Yuri- Diamonds worths of Approximately 100 Million USD.. Rubies worth 50 Million USD.. Total 150 Million.. Meaning almost 1700 Crore worth of Diamonds..

Main- Now Listen to me carefully. President se contact kar usse bol Mumbai, India ek cargo plane bhejna hai tujhe jisme electronics items etc hain woh samjh jaaega and permission dega then uss plane mein 15 Crore USD Cash (1300 Crore).. 150 Million K diamonds (1300 Crore INR) .. 400 KG GOLD. (400 Crore INR) .. Ye load kar.. And Bhejdey Mumbai..

Yuri- Ok boss..

Main- Kitana jaldi kar shakta hai??

Yuri- 10-12 Hours Arrangements k and 10-12 hours Traveling k.. 20-24 hours mein Mumbai pohancha shakta hun boss..

Main- Great.. Do that..

Yuri- As you wish boss.. But just saying boss Money ki situation thodi tight hai yahaan toh ye karne k baad it'll be a little bit hard..

Main- You can manage though right??

Yuri- Of course boss...

Main- Then do that.. Baaki I'll handle..

Yuri- Ok boss.. Thankyou again boss..

Call disconnected..

Uske baad maine firse call kiya..

Main- J..

J- Yes boss..

Main- Mumbai Pohanch.. Kal Subah 11-12 baje k around Istanbul se ek cargo plane aaega usme 150 Million USD , 400 KG Gold and 150 Million worth of diamonds hain main CM se baat karke permission dilwa dunga woh sab maal nikaal wahaan se..and Rupees mein convert karwa ASAP..

J- Boss itana sab convert karaane mein toh 2-3 din kam se kam lag jaaenge..

Main- Toh tu Smart ban.. 1000 Crore humein Ellie ko dene hain.. Toh usse USD cash dedey saara..Woh legi nahi but dhakke se dey bol ehsaan nahi caahiye..udhaar thi toh lele waapis..USD SE INR woh Khud convert karwa legi.. Total 1300 Crore Bante hain 1050 crore usko denge usko bol humein 250 Crore dedey Asap baaki rakh le.. Ab Bacha gold and diamonds.. Woh toh easy hai.. Ellie ko he dey woh kaam bhi, ye alag se.. Gold jitana convert kar shakti hai utana kar.. Gold toh saara he karwa dey.. Heavy hoga warna bhenchod.. Diamonds jitane bachein bachne dey paise ki jagah diamonds dedenge ek aadh jagah.. 3000 crore kaa maal hai Or Humein bus 1000 Crore caahiye filhaal.. Kyunki 1000 Ellie apne rakh legi and uske alawa 1000 Or Maharashtra mein he dene hain woh bhi woh aaram se convert karwaake deti rahegi humein bus last 1000 caahiye in cash.. Yaa ye karle.. 700-800 crore jitana cash possible hai utnaa le lena baaki diamonds rakh lena..

J- Great idea boss.. 10-12 ghante mein ho jaaega sab ye toh...

Main- Exactly.. Smart ban..

J- Sorry boss ..

Main- 24 ghante mein woh samaan aajaaega yahaan kuch ghante tujhe diye.. Yaani kal Dopehar 2-3 k bich sab ready hoga..

J-Yes boss..

Main- Good.. Lag jaa kaam par.. And hotey he Chang ko inform kar dena..

Call disconnected..

Ab mujhe honsh aaya toh maine khudko bhenchod firse balcony mein paaya.. Iski maa kaa.. Kya baate ki be??

2.0- Paiso kaa jugaad hogaya.. 3000 Crore..

Main-Gajab..

2.0- Kal issi time takk sah set ho jaaega..

Main- Perfect..

Ab uske baad maine Lunch kiya and aake sone ki try kiya din mein utana nind aati nahi mujhe but filhaal thakaan Or nind itani thi ki bhenchod 2-3 ghante toh so he liya.. 10% nind toh nikaal he lee maine.. And Shyaam 6:30 baje utha main Or ready hone laga.... 7 baje humlog nikale ek dusare hotel k liye jahaan humein CM Surekha se milna tha..


Jatin- Yahaan aagayi hogi bhai woh aapki setting..

Main- Yeah.. Abtak pata laga liya hoga usne sehar se woh private plane kahaan gaya tha or aa bhi gayi hogi.. Jaldi he pata bhi chal jaaega usse ki hum yahaan hain..

Jatin- Kaise??

Main- Kaise kya be.. Unlimited powers hain unke pass unlimited.. Saikdon even hajaaron cctvs Or utane he log dhund rahe honge mujhe filhaal.. Issliye jald se jald nikalna hoga humein..

Jatin- Kahaan jaana hai??

Main- Mumbai..

Jatin-Wahaan toh kaam hogaya naa bhai..

Main- Yeah.. But paisa aaraha hai orr wahaan par..

Jatin- Waah.. Jet ready hai??

Main- Naa even better..

Ab Claire kaa call aaya mere pass..

Claire- News dekho..

Main- Ok..

Call disconnected..

Ab Maine news on ki toh Sudha firse press conference kar rahi thi or usme usne wahi kaha jo unki phone par baat hui thi ki jo mujhe pakkadne k liye team bani hai usko direct powers de di thi all over india mein . Unhe mere liye kissi warrant ya kissi permission ki jarurat nahi thi wohlog directly kahin bhi ghuss shakte they..

Jatin- Ye apni he maa chudwa rahe hain bc.. Khudko dictator dikhaake..

Main- Exactly... Jatin Exactly..

Jatin- Lekin ab thoda smart rehna padega bhai.. Yelog kya pata kahaan kya kiye baithey honge.

Main- Wahi toh Bhenchod.. Dhyaan rakhna padega..

Humlog hotel pohanchey wahaan ek suite mein aaye jahaan Surekha Or Anuradha mojjud thi..

Main -Namaskaar Surekha ji..

Surekha- Namaskar Beta..

Main- Kaisi ho Anu??

Anu-Badhiya bhai.. Toh Surekha ji ko main bata rahi thi tumhare yahaan aane ka motive..

Surekha- Mujhe samjh mein ye nahi aaya beta.. 364 setas currently confirm hain tumhari toh humaari kya jarurat tumhe??

Main- Because I want to be unbeatable Surekha ji.. 364 se better hai 376 .. Or mujhe mostly wahi log caahiye jinke sath thode relations hon mere ab Anu meri behan aapko jaanti hai or trust karti hai toh main bhi aapko trust karta hun or aajkal politics mein trust kahaan milta hai..

Surekha- Valid point..

Main- So decision se pehle aapko bata dun main.. Aapko kya milega.. First toh ek Union Cabinet post aapke kissi MP KO and second 300 crore Rupees.. I know aapke kuch sathi hain jinhe paison se bahot pyaar hai toh unke liye 300 crore Cash.. Abhi raat 10:00 baje Nizamabad Junction Pohanch jaaega..

Surekha- Nizamabad?? Abhi se?? Abhi toh humaari baat bhi nahi hui.. Tumne paisa pehle he mangwaa liya tha?.. Itane confident they tum??

Main- Yes.. I knew you'll say yes..Mujhe naa kehke kya milega aapko.. Jabki haan kehne par kitana kuch mill raha hai.. Uppar se meri behan ki sifarish hai ..

Surekha- I like you AP.. I really do.. But I need a little bit of time.. To discuss with my fellow comrades.

Main- Unfortunately time he nahi hai mere pass Surekha ji.. Orr comrades se kya baat karna aapke log itane loyal hain ki galat decision mein bhi aapko support karenge jabki ye decision toh bahot sahi hai..

Surekha - Bahot jaante ho mere baare mein..

Main- Sabke baare mein.. I know everything Surekha ji..

Surekha- Interesting.. Ok.. Ok.. I'm in.. I'll support you..

Main- Great.. That's the spirit.. Now few important points.. I know aap ek honest and loyal politician ho or mujhe loyalty he caahiye.. I respect you but kabhi aapke mann mein mere khilaaf jaane kaa khayaal aaya toh trust me it'll be bad.. Really bad..

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Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

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Main- Ok Surekha ji.. Thanks a lot.. Please permissions deke or kissi ko bhejke Nizamabad se woh paisa uttarwa lena train on time aaegi..

Surekha- Don't worry about it.. Woh ab humara paisa hai or Telangana mein mere paise ko koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Main- Great.. Ok ill take your leave now..

Surekha- Arrey atleast dinner toh karke jaao..

Main- Surely kar leta dinner but unfortunately Pure desh ki agencies dhund rahi hain Mujhe toh time kam He hai..

Surekha- Come on woh kya bigaad lenge tumhara..

Main- Honestly kuch bhi nahi.. But better safe then sorry.. Thanks again surekha ji baaki details Anu explain kar degi aapko.. Thanks a lot..

Surekha- Thanks to you AP..

Unse vida leke main nikala.. Bahaar Jatin wait kar raha tha mera..

Jatin-Kya raha bhai??

Main- 376..

Jatin- Arrey waah..

Main- Jaldi chal..

Jatin- Kahaan bhai??

Main- Railway station.. Train hai Mumbai k liye humaari.. Abhi 9 baje ...

Jatin- Waah Private jets se seedha Indian Railways..

Main- Haan.. Samjh gayi hogi lawdi abtak toh jets ko kaise use kar raha hun main.. Kahin aage he naa mill jaaye issliye train hai, subah 10 baje pohancha degi..

Jatin- Smart bhai.. Waise abtak usko bula rahe they piche piche ab kyun nahi?? Usko bataaoge nahi Mumbai jaa rahe hain hum??

Main- Abe Mumbai mein usko bulaake risk nahi le shakta bc paisa aane waala hai wahaan par or usse galati se bhi bhanak lag gayi naa paise ki toh majaak majaak mein chud jaaenge..

Jatin- True that..

Main- Gaadi yahaan parking mein chhod dey chaabi attendant ko dedey.. Hotel waale uthaa lenge apne aap..

Humlog station pohanchey CM madam ki help se AC1st cabin mill gaya tha turant ,online toh bc khaali he nahi dikha raha tha.. Train on time thi and humlog aaram se aaye train mein and nikale Hyderabad se.. 10 baje Surekha ka message aagaya ki usne safely Paise unload karwa liye hain train se or safely checking bhi puri karwake train aage bhej di hai.. Great.. Next stop Bidar ,Karnataka tha raat 12:30 baje jahaan Shiva Reddy k log Karnataka or Kerala k 1000 Crore Unload karlenge uske baad subah 6 baje Chennai pohanchegi train jahaan CM P Rajendram k log final 1400 Crore unload kar lenge.. And meri aadhi tension khatam ho jaaegi..

Ab issue ek he tha ki mujhe trains mein nind nahi aati train kya sound waale environment mein kahin nind nahi aati mujhe issliye mujhe pura safar yun he nikaalna tha.. Dinner train mein he aagaya tha so Dinner k baad Jatin Or maine thodi bahot baatein ki taaki 12:30 toh bajwa dey Jatin baad mein akele baitha rehna padega and finally 12:35 baje dusara message aaya Karnataka se CM Shiva ka ki uske logon ne delivery le lee hai.. Bus ab final stop Chennai tha.. Uske baad Jatin so gaya maine thodi derr phone chalaaya and fir uthke bahaar khidki par aagaya kaafi time baad main Or meri thoughts akele they woh bhi aise gajab environment mein, raat k 2:30 baje they Or badhiya meethi meethi hawa chal rahi thi durr durr takk andherra failla tha bus lights jo on thi woh dikh rahi thi. Yahaan ki hawa mein ek ajeeb c khusbu thi.. Bhenchod pichle kuch din mein hajaaron kilometres travel kar chuka tha main lekin ek bhi jagah ye nahi dekha ki kitani khoobsurati hai wahaan.. Ab yahaan bus ek he cheej caahiye thi cigarette.. Waah bc.. Main waapis cabin mein aaya and Jatin ki cigarette and lighter uthaake waapis khidki par aaya bhenchod itane din se cigarette bhi naa pee thi theek se.. Sudhar raha tha main toh.. Aise kaise sudhar jaaega bc..

Maine cigarette jalaai toh finally train ek station par rukki .Maharashtra mein aachuke they humlog.. Wahaan bus 5-6 sawaari he thi jinmein se 2 log mere he dibbe mein chadhe.. Dono sath he they I guess maine side hoke unhe chadhne diya and chadke unhone mujhe ghurra..

Aadmi1- Arey chotya tula mahit nahi ka train madhe cigarette pyayalel chahat nahi...

Main- Kya??

Aadmi2 - Cigarette faink be.. Pura Dibba sadaa diya tune..

Main- Sorry My bad..

Maine cigarette fainki Or woh dono mujhe awkwardly ghurrtey hue aage chale gaye and merese aage waale cabin mein gaye wohlog.. Train chall paddi Or Unke jaate he Maine dusari cigarette jalaai Or cigarette pee he raha tha ki mujhe kuch realize hua and main bhaaga unke cabin ki taraf toh unmein se ek toh cabin k gate se meri taraf najar rakh raha tha and mujhe dekhte he usne dusare ki ishara kiya..

Aadmi1- Kya??

Ye sunte he Maine maari cabin k gate par laat jo halka saa tha or woh laga uske munh par or woh girra piche jaake ye dekh dusara jhapta mere uppar toh Maine uska hath pakkada Or maara uske bhi munh par punch.. Tabtak dusara uth gaya tha toh maine uthne se just pehle diya usko dhakka jisase woh fir piche girra and Maine maari laat uske munh k uppar jisase woh wahin behonsh hogaya dusare waale ne khadda hona caaha but Maine maari usko laat..

Main- Kahaan phone kiya??

Aadmi2- W. w. W. oh.. Toll.. Free number diya haina tumhari information k liye.... S. S. a. Sorry... 5 crore ka sawaal tha..

Main- Teri maa ki chut..

"Areey soney do naa be "

Jatin side waale cabin se chilaaya..

Main- Madarchod jaag jaa.. Idhar aa..

Jatin- Bhai.. Aaya bhai..

Jatin bhaagte hue aayaa...

Jatin- Kya hua??

Main- Bawligand ne phone kardiya.. Pehchaan gaya tha..

Jatin- Teri maa ki chut bhadwe.. Abhi Katrina Kaif se mill he liya tha sapne mein.

Jatin ne usko laat maartey hue kaha.

Main- Isko chhod bhenchod.. Chain khinch.. Uttarna paddega.. Warna agle station par he chod denge bhenchod..

Aadmi2-. S. s. sorry.. Sorry..

Jatin ne chain khinchi Or idhar Maine maari uske hath par laat saale ka hath tutt gaya woh chilaaya and fir Maine maari dusari laat uske ghutne par saale kaa ghutna bhi gaya or woh chilaatey hue niche passar gaya.

Main- 5 crore mein ilaaj karwa lena madarchod..

Ye bolke Maine final kick di uske munh par and woh bhi wahin behonsh hogaya or main or Jatin uttare train se..

Main- Bhenchod.. Kuch dikh bhi nahi raha be..

Maine phone ki light on ki toh bhenchod humne khudko ekdum sunsaan gaon type area mein paaya and humlog train se durr bhaag gaye.. Madarchod...

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Humlog filhal Maharashtra k kissi chote se gaon mein they ..


Jatin- Ab bhai??


Main- Ab Daund Junction pichla sehar tha 2 kilometre piche hai wahin chalte hain.. Koi taxi wagairaah wahin se millegi.. Aage jaaenge toh madarchod log aage he millenge..


Maine Map dekhte hue kaha..


Jatin- Chalo toh fir bhai.. Kahaan pehchan gaye aapko bhadwe..


Main-Arrey main he bawligand hun bhenchod bahaar khadda cigarette pee raha tha.. Ab woh bhen ki lawdi ko pata chal jaaega humlog Mumbai jaa rahe they.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk....


Jatin- koi naa bhai kar he loge tabtak toh kuch..


Main- Bhenchod... Bhadwa 5 minutes mein toh phone he laga chuka tha bolo..


Jatin- Kismat chutiya thi bhai..


Humlog 10-12 minutes mein Daund Junction pohanchey.. Toh Station k bahaar he 3-4 taxi khaddi thi or drivers andar he so rahe they..


Main- Bc cash hai tere pass??


Jatin- Haan bhai 5 ek hajaar honge ..


Main- Itane mein toh nahi jaaega koi bc.. Mere pass toh ek bhi naa hai..


Jatin- Online kardena bhai.. Sab scanner rakhtey aajkal..


Main- Bhosdk mera phone track nahi kar shakte wohlog lekin meri bank transactions jarur track kar shakte hain.. Tu kardena bc online .. Naa bc tujhe bhi dhund rahe hain wohlog..


Jatin- Nahi dhund rahe hotey toh bhi kahaan se karta bhai phone toh faink diya tha..


Main- Haan bhenchod.. Tujhe phone bhi dilwana padega.. Kissi se karwaana padega.. Kissi bahaar waale se kyunki sabhi jaankaaron k banks transaction toh track kar rahe honge bhosdwaale.. Karwaatey hain kissi se toh. Isko jagaatey hain. . Budha uncle hai isse nahi pata hoga jyaada apna..


Humne car ka mirror knock kiya toh finally woh uncle utha or usne thoda saa mirror down kiya.. Jaise hum bhenchod gaadi chori karne aaye hain.


Main- Mumbai jaana hai uncle..


Uncle- Itani durr kaa bhaada nahi lete..


Ye bolke usne waapis mirror up kar liya..


Main- Arrey uncle.. 20000 dunga.. Humari train nikal gayi hai urgent jaana hai.


Uncle- Pehle paise do..


Main- Karwata hun ek second..


Ab Maine phone nikaala.. Kisse lagaaun bc.. Ghar waale not a chance.. Anjali and team.. No unka bhi hoga..Nicki mam..hmmm..unka bhi possible hai..Toh bc.. Riya.. Bhosdk.. Riya se paise maangega..


Main- Of course bc..


Maine turant Riya ko call kiya toh usne nahi uthaaya toh Maine doobara kiya and thankfully usne uthaa liya..


Riya- AP.. Sab theek haina?? Tum. Theek ho??


Main- Yeah. Yeah.. Sans lelo.. Sab theek hai..


Riya- Fir itani raatko..


Main- Yeah. I need your help..


Riya- Yeah.. Bolo..


Main- Ek number bata raha hun uspe 20000 Rupees bhejdo.. Kyunki mere bank account toh track horahe honge. Mujhe taxi leni hai. Please..


Riya-Arrey it's fine baba.. Mere paise tumhare he hain.. Number batao..


Main- Uncle number batao..


Maine usko apna phone diya and usne Riya ko number bataake mujhe phone waapis diya..


Riya- It's done ..


Main- Hue Uncle..


Uncle - Haan.. Aajao..


Usne gaadi unlock ki or hum dono piche baithey..


Riya-Kahaan ho tum??


Main- Maharashtra..


Riya- Hyderabad jaane waale they naa tum..


Main- Jaa aaya.. Wahaan se yahaan..


Riya- Kitana ghum rahe ho yaar tum.. Ab toh orr dhyaan rakho tum dekha nahi woh dictator Sudha ne kya kaha tha.. Tumhare liye wohlog kuch bhi kar shakte hain.. No warrants no permissions nothing.. Kanoon kuch hai he nahi matlab.. Or khudko Law and justice minister bolti hai kameeni..


Main- (hanske) tum kabse gaali dene lagi..


Riya- Usko toh dungi he dungi. Ghatiya aurat..


Main- Relax Riya.. .. So jaao.. I'm sorry disturb karne k liye and thanks for helping me.


Riya- Bade aaye thanks waale.. Jarurat nahi hai tumhare thanks ki.. Love you..


Main- Love you too..


Call disconnected..


Main- Uncle 40-50 kilometre takk please gaon k andar se lena..


Uncle- Ok. Lekin kyun??


Main- 20000 sawaal naa puchne k diye hain..


Uncle- Ok.. Ok.. Koi dikkat nahi hai. Jahaan bologe wahaan se chalegi.


Main- Good.. Kabtak pohanchenge Mumbai??


Uncle - 3:30 hue hain.. 9:00 takk ..


Main- Great..


Ab thankfully gaadi mein main so shakta tha.. Issliye Maine Jatin ko guard duty par lagaya kahin bhenchod uncle kissi thane k andar jaake naa roukk dey and main so gaya. Lekin bhenchod kahaan sone dene waale they mujhe.. Kuch derr baad mera phone baja jo Neha ka tha.. 5:30 baje they subah k..


Neha- Haanji sir.. Finally Bhaagne bhi lage naa tum.. Kya bole they ki kahan bhaag raha hun.. Maine bhagwa diya naa..


Main- Bhaaga nahi tha main.. Train mein actually vomiting horahi thi mujhe issliye uttara tha..


Neha- Hahaha.. Good one.. Kahaan jaaoge ab?? See ab mujhe permissions yaa warrants ki jarurat nahi paddti..


Main- pakkad mujhe still nahi paaogi tum..


Neha- Dekhtey hain.. Ab aadhi raat ko bhaga diya tumhe toh pakkad bhi lungi.. Kabtak bhaagoge..


Main- Jabtak mera mann karega..


Neha- Meri baat maan lo.. Surrender kardo.. It'll be easy for you.. Ye tumhe bhi pata hai humesha k liye nahi bhaag shakte tum..


Main- Humesha bhaagna bhi nahi hai..


Neha- Toh kardo surrender..


Main- No thanks..


Neha-Oh come on.. Ye attitude ye ego ekdin tuttegi he or main he todungi ..


Main- Ye Ego khaandaani hai madam tumhari tarah politicians k talwe chaat k nahi banaai Maine.. Khudke dum par banaai hai.. Tumse kya tumhare uppar jo tumhare baap baithey haina jinke orders follow kar rahi ho tum unse bhi nahi tuttegi ye Ego. Trust me..


Neha- Dekhte hain.. Waise Mumbai kyun jaa rahe ho?? Kya chal raha hai wahaan?? I know kuch toh bahot important chal raha hai tumhara wahaan par.. Kyunki abtak bade hints de dey k jaa rahe they lekin ab kaise chup chaap nikal liye.. Toh i know kuch toh bahot important hain wahaan tumhara.. And trust me main dhund lungi tumhe.. Or pata laga lungi kya hai Mumbai mein.. Or barbaad kardungi tumhe or tumhaare plan ko main..


Fuckkkkk... Madarchod...


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Awesome update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Silent lover]

Bhai ab to Neha ki mkc krdo yaar kafi fudak rhi please ek jalak 3.0 vs Neha ki team

 

[RairKing]

Nice update Bhai ye sudha ki gand lazmi maro

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

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