Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Raj142]

Awesome update bhai

 

[luv4sale696969]

Wow... Wow... Wow....
I am all ears to listen to what happened next....

 

[zindegi]

Wow great update Bhai....mai to soch soch ke parishan hogaya tha ke kon hai ye log ... mujhe laga AP sir ki bichdi family hogi jese lagbhag lagbhag story mai hota hai... but I can't believe ke aisa bhi kuch ho sakta hai...shayad ye wanhi gaon hai jiska jikra part 1 ke ending ke baad hua tha....Great going Bhai.... naya twist padhke maja aaraha hai and update mai Jo ami ke fight se pehle wala dialogue AP sir bolte hai wo to bilkul gjb tha bole mind blocking.... Block hagaya hoga thakur ka mind agar nai hua hoga to kick dekh kar to definitely hogaya hoga...... Eagerly waiting for next

 

[RAAZ]

Update-31(Where Are We?. ?)
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Main aage kuch sochta usase pehle uss aadmin ne doobara woh kapda mere munh par lagaaya Maine koshish ki apni saans rokkaney ki par kaamyaab nahi hua kyunki Meri body nashe mein thi or Mera kahaa nahi maanrahi thi....main caahta toh Iss drug se fight Kar shakta tha Mera mind Aaram se jhell leta itane ko but agar Aisa karta toh woh Orr jyaada sunghaatey bc ganwaar log or jyaada mein fir Jaan kaa khatra bhi rehta hai ....isliye Maine koi virodh nahi Kiya or kuch minutes mein behonsh hogaya...

Uske baad Sab kuch blank hogaya bc kuch samjh mein Nahi aaya ki ye hua Kya ...Kon they yelog kahin Surendra k sathi toh nahi...Naa naa unki gand fatti paddi hogi already new life suru Kar chuke honge wohlog...toh Kon ho shakta hai...Vithal k bandey...?

Nahi Vithal jail mein hai or last time uski itani fatt gayi thi ki woh doobara uss side nahi jaaega ....bc ...


Main kitani derr behonsh Raha ye toh maalum nahi but Meri aankhein kissi k chilaane se khulli....bc sirr pura ghumm Raha tha or dard Kar Raha tha woh alag badi mushqill se aankhein khulli bhenchod...halki-2 ....5 minute baad Meri aankhein dhangse khulli toh Maine paaya ki ye awaaj Sam ki hai ..or main kissi baddi si puraani lekin sundarr si haweli k bade se hall mein ek pillar se bandha hua tha...or mere just bagal mein Sam or Ravi bandhey they...

Main-bhenchod ye Kya hai be...Kon they woh bhen k lawde...

Sam-chup be...left mein dekh...

Main-Kya hua bhossssdddd.......

Maine thoda ghumm k dekha toh meri gand fatt gayi or main gaali waapis khaa Gaya...kyunki mere left mein or Sam k just saamne ek Puri family khaddi thi...wahaan 4 aadmi achhe khasse kapdon mein 30-40 ki bich ki ummar k unke alaawa 3 auratein almost ussi ummar ki ...uske alaawa 4-5 gundey type bandey dandey Leke khaddey they...woh log shakal se Desi lag rahe they Gundon ne dhoti kurta pehna tha...but Auratein kaafi sajh dhaj k khaddi thi kaafi jwellery wagairaah pehni thi unhone kull milaake kissi Ameer family se belong kartey honge wohlog...

Main-Hi wassup...yaar achhi bhalli family se ho firoti maangtey hue sharam nahi aati...Bhagwaan ne itana Sab Diya hai toh ye kidnapping waala dhanda kyun kartey ho...

Sam-(Aaram se) bhosdk Style naa maar gand footjaaegi...

Main-Sorry ....

Unlog k faces kaafi Serious they najaane kyun bc Maine toh kuch bhi naa Kiya tha unka ....

Main-Yaar ghurrtey he rahoge yaa bataoge bhi.. ki hua Kya hai...humlog kahaan Hain or kyun Hain ...tumlog ho Kon...??

Gunda1-Chupkar Sab pata chaljaaega filhaal chup baith...

Ravi-dont mind him haan Bhai he is like this all time...

Sam-bc FBI waalon ne kidnap nahi Kiya hai inko English mein Kya samjhaaraha hai .....

Ravi-Sorry my bad...

Main-Bhai kam se kam khadda toh kardey niche Farsh bahot thanda hai...



Gunda2-Koi hotel nahi hai ye thakur Sahaab aatey he honge chup chaap baitho..

Humlog 10-15 minutes aise he baithey rahe or wohlog humein aise he ghurrtey rahe...bc Kya chutiya family hai aise bhi koi ghurrta hai Bhenchod...Sharam k maare Maine he gardan niche karli....or bc ek toh shardi thi uppar se niche farsh bc meri gand freeze hone Lagi thi bimaar Orr hojaaunga bc...

Or finally humaara intejaar khatam hua Haveli kaa gate khulla or saamne se ek 60-62 ki ummar kaa aadmi andar aaya Robdaar cehra safed tanni Hui muchein sirr par pagdi safed Kurta niche dhoti pairon mein Desi Juti...hath mein chaddi or kalaai par sone kaa mota saa kadda...uske piche -2 kam se kam 20 hattey kattey gundey or unke alaawa 1 25-26 ki age kaa ladka or 20-22 ki ek Sundar c ladki...Bc patla sareer bhurri aankhein Kaale Baal bilkul Desi lehjey k Salwaar suit mein Qyaamat lag rahi thi woh ...

Uss budhaau ko aata dekh humaare saamne khaddey log piche hatt Gaye...haash bc lawde kabse ghurre jaarahe they.....woh budhau apne serious thobdey ko Leke mere just saamne aake khadda hogaya...bc ab ye ghurrega Gay toh nahi Hain yelog ...yakkkkkkkk
Bc kahaan fans Gaya...baat ki suruwaat uss ladke ne ki Jo budhau k sath aaya tha..

Ladka-Dimag toh theek hai tumhaara Thakur Sahaab k saamne baithey ho...khaddey hojaao...

Main-ghanta be Yahi toh main bolraha Hun khadda Karo kabse niche baraf jamm gayi hai...Kaise khaddey honge 6 jagah toh baandh rakha hai....

Ladka-Wajir kholo unhe ..

Ye sunn ek hatta katta Banda saamne aaya bc Kya Jaanwar jaisa sareer tha uska....usne humaare hath pair kholle or main Turan uchhalke khadda hogaya...or bc apne bums massalne laga iski maa degree celcius gand fatt gayi...

Ladka-Vinay Singh naam Hai Mera or ye hain.. A ladke theek se khaddey raho...

Main-Rukk be..ab bolo....

Ispar woh budhau bola....

Budhau- Mera naam hai Thakur Baldev Singh....

Main-Myself AP nice to meet you...

Ye kehke Maine hath badhaaya milaane k liye...

Sam-(Araam Se) bhai please rukjaa yaar bahot maar padegi kasam se...majaak majaak mein gand footjaaegi....

Ravi-Main toh bolne waala Hun ye humaare sath nahi hai...

Main-Tau Ji humein yahaan kaaeko laaya Gaya Hai...? Or Kya tumlog jaantey ho humlog kon hain..?

Wajir-dhamki deta Hai humein..

Main-are nahi bhaisahaab dhamki nahi generally puch raha hun ki "Kya aaplog humein jaantey Hain aisa karke.. "...

Thakur-haan Haan Pata Hai Pata Hai Uttar Bhaarat k sabse taakatwar pareewaar se ho tumlog... Deva Singh k bhai ho...

Main-are waah.. Fir ab ye bhi bataado humein yahaan kyun laaya Gaya Hai...?

Thakur-sab Pata chal jaaega tumhaare sathiyon ko aanedo...

Main-mere sathi kon sathi...

Bc kahin Abeer wagairaah ko toh nahi laane waale... Lawda Mera Abeer gand fodd dega inki fodd toh main bhi deta agar expected hota toh Bc chloroform ne maai chhod di...


Vinay-Wajir iske sath ek ladki bhi thi woh kahaan Hai...?

Main-kon ladki...?

Wajir-woh bhai police waalon k sath rehti Hai aashaan nahi Hai uthaana Bhaanu gayaa Hai bandey leke mouka miltey he uthaalega...

Main-what the fuck Ami... Usko kyun uthaarahe..?

Vinay-kyunki woh tere sath thi... Or bhaasa sudhaaro apni yahaan ganwaar nahi hain koi sabko English aati Hai..


Bhenchod Ami ko kidnap karenge Bc Usko hath pair todne kaa mouka milljaaega...

Main-sorry bhai but Kitane bandey Gaye hain Usko lene..


Wajir-8 hain...

Main-4-5 toh pakaa Gaye samjho...lekin baaki leaaenge Usko...

Wajir-ek ladki Hai woh kya karlegi...

Main-woh toh Tera Bhaanu bataaega aake...

Thakur-insabko andar leke jaao Mehmaan aane waale hain ye sab hataao yahaan se...

Wajir-ji thakur sahaab..

Ye bol usne humein sath Liya or seedha uss haweli k third floor par legaya... Bc jo bhi ho haweli thi bahot he shanaadaar... Woh humein ek alishaan kamre mein leke aaya... Jisme 2 bade-2 beds king-size uske alawwa Almiraah wagairaah attached bathroom Bc...

Wajir-yahaan rukko tumlog...


Main-kyu bhai baandhega nahi...

Wajir-ha ha ha..

Main-wtf..

Wajir-kyun baandhun..?


Main-bhaag Gaye toh humlog..

Wajir-yahaan k 4on taraf k almost 20 gaon thakur sahaab k hain.. Harr gaon mein thakur sahaab k bandey toh lagaalo tum iss haweli se bahaar nikal bhi Gaye jo ki impossible Hai tum nahi nikal shaktey iss haweli se bahaar but by chance agar nikal bhi Gaye toh jaaoge kahaan...itani maar padegi ki paglaa jaaoge or fir waapis yahin...

Main-gajab confidence Hai bhai tumhaara... But ye toh bataado ki humein yahaan laaya kyun gayaa Hai...

Wajir-woh sab jaldi he pata chal jaaega...

Ye bolke woh wahaan se nikal Gaya...

Ravi-bhosdk tune koi kand toh nahi Kiya Tha naa...

Main-lawda kand karunga be aaya hun tabse Muth bhi nahi maari kand ghanta karunga...

Ravi-toh yelog kon hain...

Main-mujhe kya maalum bhosdk tumlog bataao... Kahin meri gairhaajri mein tumlog me toh kissi ko nahi peldiya Tha...

Sam-lawda tere jaane k baad humlog ghar se college or college se ghar bus...

Main-toh ye bhen k lawde hain kon... Chalo ek kaam kartey hain humein kya kya maalum Hai inke baare mein woh bataatey hain... Let's see kya pata chalega...


Sam-Mobile wagairaah kahaan Gaye Bc 2-3 laakh kaa nukshaan toh yahi hojaaega warna...

Main-bandey Desi hain but Tejj hain durr fainke honge taaki track wagairaah naa ho...

Sam-Agreed.. Paison k liye ye nahi Kiya Hai INhone ye confirm Hai...

Main-Shabbas... apni family k sath bhi koi panga nahi Hai inka ye confirm Hai...

Sam-Gajab... 20 gaon Kam se Kam iska Matlab iss area kaa baap yahi Hai...

Main-Haan sahi Bola... Baaki family members chup they iska Matlab khouff ghar se he suru hota Hai iska. ..

Sam-Desi hain lekin well mannered or well behaved hain English bhi aati Hai...

Main-Haan... +Joint family Hai....

Ravi-Bhai jo bhi ho Ladkkyaan maal hain maal..

Ye sun hum donk ne Ravi ko ghurra...

Main-Abe bhosdk... Isko Maa behen ki gaali bhi nahi de shakta bhai Hai bhosdkaa...

Sam-GAND fodd de bhosdk ki gaali deke kya karega..


Continuesd....

Wah ji wah is update wohi purana AP dhang laga hai 110 percent wala maza aa gaya bhai jiyo.

 

[RAAZ]

Update-32(Holy fuck)


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Humlog ne Sab calculate karke dekha but kuch samajh nahi aaya ki ye log kon hain kyun hain... Kareeb 2 gantey baad humaare room kaa gate khulla or woh Wajir waapis andar aaya...


Wajir-aajao Bahar tumhaare dost aagaye hain...

Main-kon dost?

Wajir-aake khud dekhlo...

Main-chalo re...

Humlog uss Wajir k sath - 2 niche aae toh hall kaa najaara dekh meri aankhein khulli rehgayi.. Kyunki wahaan Ami toh thi he uske alaawaRohit, Ashish, or Ajit bhi they....

Main-what the fuck....?

Ye sun Unlog ne meri taraf dekha or humein wahaan dekh or bhi shocked hogaye..

Ami-AP... What the hell tum log yahaan kya Kar raha Hai...

Main-hindi kaa balaatkaar bandh Kar... Or humlog wahi Kar rahe jo tumlog Kar rahe... Kidnapped AF...

Wahaan Unlog k alaawa Thakur woh ladka Vinay Woh maal ladki uske alaawa woh 3 aadmi or shayad baaki 3 ladies unki wife thi.. Uske alaawa wahaan Wajir or uske 10-11 gundey bhi they but twist ye Tha abki baar unke pass revolvers thi...

Main-tumlog yahaan kya Kar rahe ho bc..

Rohit-No clue bhai bc khopaddi par revolver dharke Gym k bahaar se leke aae hain...

Ashish-Same...

Vinay-aapas mein he baat Kar loge kya...

Main-terese Kar letey hain bhai tu ye bataadey ab yahaan kyun leke aaya Hai...

Vinay -abhi bhi nahi samjhe...? Yaa naa samjh hone kaa Natak Kar rahe...

Main-Haan natak ko hum bollywood hero horahe hain kaaeka naatak bhai mujhe toh ye bhi naa Pata main kahaan hun kyun hun or kaise hun....

Sab-same no idea...

Vinay-Tumlog Yamunanagar mein ho...

Main-What the fuck....


Rohit-bc...

Vinay-Yamunanagar Haryana k bilkul....

Main-Bhai London se nahi hain humlog Pata Hai Yamunanagar haryana k border outer par padta Hai... But sawaal ye Hai ki humlog yahaan hain kyun...?

Thakur-Woh apne is Amitabh Bachan Se pucho...

Ravi-Nahi Amitabh nahi Ashish Hai iska naam toh...

Sam-Abe chupre yaar...

Main-Ashish tune kya Kiya bc...

Ashish-w. W. W. Woh....

Main-Abe wowowoow kya khelraha Hai seedha-2 bol kya Hua...?

Ashish-idhar aao side mein...

Hum sablog ek side ko aagaye...

Main-ab bol re...


Ashish-yaad Hai Maine tujhse pucha Tha ki kuc log mujhe dikkat derahe hain Villagers hain chindi chorr type Tera naam ledun unko daraane k liye...

Main-bc don't fucking tell me ye log wahi hain...

Ashish-haan...

Main-Lawde yelog chindi chorr nahi tere baap k bhi baap hain... Kam se Kam background toh jaanleta inka...


Sam-Haan bc... Or Hua kya puri baat bata....

Ashish- Jyoti...

Main-Ab ye kon Hai bc...

Ashish-iss thakur ki Poti... Granddaughter... OR meri girlfriend.... Ex bol shaktey.. Matlab girlfriend bhi nahi keh shaktey ban Shakti thi Haan ye keh shaktey itana serious relationship nahi thi bus friends se thoda uppar..


Main-Wtf.. Bhen k lawde ye kya hota Hai friends se thoda uppar girlfriend se thoda niche bhosdk sabji mandi aaya Hai...

Ashish-toh Hua yun ki hum dono relationship mein they not so serious but theek thaak tab ye Vinay ne humein dekhliya ye uska bhai hai ussdin ye isko sath le aaya waapis.. Or fir Kuch gundey leke humein samjhaane Gaya Agar ye seedha boldeta ki meri behen se durr reh toh main maanjaata par ye bc wahaan jaake Hawa jamaane laga toh Maine bhi jhaad diya tab ye waapis chala Gaya fir mereko phone karne laga ki Meri behen ko tumse koi Matlab nahi Hai wagairaah-2..maine fir sunaadi isko... Or Maine tujhse pucha ki Tera naam ledun kya Darashall Tera naam Maine already lerakha Tha woh toh bus formality k liye puchs terese... tab jaake inhone phone karne bandh kiye they bc mujhe laga darr Gaye honge tere naam se but bc firse ye khud aagaya college jiss din Woh murder Hua Tha or bolne laga meri behen se durr reh usko terese koi Matlab nahi Hai uski shaadi Tay kardi Hai humne tune usse fansaaya tha toh Maine kahaa Agar ye baat Hai toh meri baat karwaado clear hojaaega Sab I mean mujhe usase koi Matlab nahi agar usko mujhse koi Matlab nahi toh.... Toh fir akad dikhaane laga toh Maine fir sunaadi isko ki bc aukaat - 2 karta Hai mujhe nahi jaanta kya Baap opposition kaa leader Hai sathmein AP Mera best friend Hai uss din tumlog jab Ami ko college ghumarahe they naa uss time maine dikhaayaa ki woh dekh mere dost akele he kaafi hain tere liye... Tab fir ye dhamki Dene laga toh Maine bhi hawa maarne ko boldiya ki main dekhta hun kaise hoti Hai shaadi... Karke dikhaana... Bus ye matter Hai...

Main-bus... Bc bus bus what the shit ye matter nahi lawde ye kand Hai kand yelog Tere baap hain...

Rohit-holy fuck... Bc kamsekam puchh toh Liya Kar bhai kand karne se pehle...

Sam-naa naa jab toh isse Hawa banaani hoti Hai bc bada aaya sunaane waala Hawa banaaney k chakkar mein humaari Hawa nikalwaaega tu....

Ravi-lawde shaadi nahi Hone dunga se kya Matlab Tha Tera bc ye kya baal Vivaah karwaarahe jo tu rokega...

Main-ab jab ladki ko he terese koi Matlab nahi toh boldey ki bhai bindaas karwaado shaadi humein koi problem nahi Hai humlog chaltey hain...

Ravi-Haan bhai bolde...

Ashish-Boldeta hun usme kya Hai... Chalo...

Humlog waapis Aage aae..

Main-excuse me bhai mujhe just abhi matter Pata chala we are very-2 sorry kya haina young blood Hai toh munh mein jo aata Hai woh nikal jaata Hai intentions galat nahi they iske... Or abhi bhi bindaas shaadi karwaado aap humein koi problem nahi Hai.... OR kripya Kar humein ijaajat dijiye... Shaadi mubaarakh.. Humlog nikalein...

Ye sun unsabney humein ek sath ghurra.. Bhen k lawdo ek toh ye ghurrna bandh Karo warna Maa chhod dunga tumhaari..


Ispar woh Thakur gusse mein utha or chilaaya..

Thakur-kahin nahi jaaoge tumlog jabtak Jyoti ki shaadi nahi hojaati tumlog yahin rahoge... Rokk k dikhaana kon rokega..

Sam-hum kyun rokenge bhalla humein koi problem naa Hai...

Thakur-jyaada baatein Matt banaao humaare saamne tumne humein dhamki di Thakur baldev singh ko dhamki mere pareewaar ko mitaaega tu.. Mujhe barbaad karega tu.... MUJHSE Beekh mangwaaega tu...

Majn-(aaram se)Bhen k lawde Ashish aisa kya-2 Bola tu..

Ashish-(Aaram se) or bhi bahot kuch...

Main-bus beta hogaya kaam firtoh....

Thakur-4 din baad shaadi Hai Jyoti ki... Tabtak tum yahin rahoge Agar aise nahi maanoge toh fir jabardasti karna humein aata hai or humein nahi Matlab tum kon ho hoge Tum Deva k bhai hum thakur hain ghar ki beti k liye jaan le bhi shaktey hain or de bhi denge...

Main-toh isko rakho naa chicha humein kyun sath mein rakhe ho Kam se Kam humein toh jaanedo...
Ispar woh budhau mujhpar chilaaya...

Thakhr-koi nahi jaaega yahaanse samjaa tu...

Main-Woh toh theek Hai chicha lekin itani unchi awaaj mere saamne nahi karneka...

Ye sun unke pure pareewaar ki aankhein bahaar aagayi...

Vinay-a ladke tameej se...

Main-chup re Iss Ashish ki Tarah chindi chorr nahi hun jo tu dhamkaadega samjaa AP naam suna hoga or kand bhi dekhe honge mere ijjat se rakhoge toh ijjat se rahunga ye thakur giri mere uppar nahi challaana boldeta hun warna fir kand toh main bahot pehle se karta aaya hun...

Ye sunke thakur or Vinay mujhe ektak ghurrne lage but Unka ek aadmi danda liye meri taraf badha 5'6 height Mota tagda sareer... Bc proper gaon waale Sab more tagdey he hotey...

Aadmi-kya Bola re Haan kya Bola...

Woh aa toh raha Tha mujhe darrane lekin Ami ko laga mujhe maarne aaraha isliye woh mere piche se nikalke Aage aai or ek he second mein ek flying kick uske thobdey par di bc munh se thook or khoon kaa mixture udaa uske mujhe Munh par hath rakhna padda apne bc yuckk... or woh dhadaam se niche giraa...

Ye dekh k Hall mein ghapp Shanti Chaa gayi thakur and family ko toh kaato toh khoon nahi yahi haalat baaki sabki thi I mean unko maalum Tha ki Ami ye Sab jaantti Hai but aaj live example milgaya Tha...

Main-what the hell ye kya Tha... Woh khaali daraane ko aaraha Tha....

Ami-really... And how do you know that...?


Main-bhoolgAyi main shakal dekh k aukaat padhleta hun saamne waale ki..

Ami-Haan toh main nahi padh Shakta Na dimag...

Rohit-bc ye toh Bruce Lee Hai...

Ajit- sachmein bc...

Ravi-Marr toh nahi Gaya be woh...

Maine check Kiya toh abhi theek Tha bus thoda shocked Tha or thobdey par lagne k Karan dimaag ghum Gaya hoga...


Continued.....

Ye Ashish bhi chaltey huay saand ko kapda dekhata hain had hain iski udta teer lena thaa to apne leta doosrey ke surrakh kyu dikha raha hai. AP bhai yaha se bahar nikal kar iske lagaana 2 kaan ke neechay.

 

[W@gle]

Gajab biradar nice update

 

[lover585]

holi shit.....

jabarjast update

 

[Anurag]

Mast update
Lekin kuch chhota laga par tha dhamake dar

 

[Kratos]

Speechless brother kya update hai...ab maja aayga red jhon se pahle thakur ke sath thoda 20-20 khelega AP. Ashish ne acchi gaand marai

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

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