Update-63
“kya hua be ise… ro rahi hai kya… kahi Jafar ne fir se toh kuch nahi bola ise…”Riya ko aata dekh Ved bola…
“tu bhosdike kabhi achchhi baat mat karna… ho sakta hai Riya ko apni galti ka ahsaas ho gaya ho aur wo mujhse sorry bolne aa rahi ho… tum dono jao yaha se…”
“main lund nahi jaa raha kahi… tu jaa yaha se… "Ved ne do took jawab diya
Jiske kaaran Main hee waha se thoda door aage Riya ki taraf badha aur jaise – jaise Riya mere najdeek aati gayi, uski chalne ki speed badhti gayi , ek-do aansu ki boonde bhi uske gaal par mujhe dikhi… chehra laal tha, gusse ke karan ya fir kisi aur karan se, ispe main sure nahi tha.. par Riya ko aise apni taraf aata dekh main samajh gaya ki Riya pareshan hai aur maine apni dono hath hawa me failakar aankh band karke Riya ko gale lagne nyota diya…..
“dekh ke be kahi uske kamar se tera lund na takra jaaye, gale milte waqt... warna bura maan jayegi aur bura manne ka use haq bhi hai.. Kyunki bura wahi maanta hai, jiske paas........."jab main aankh band kiye hue Riya ke gale lagne ka intejaar karne laga toh Ved pichhe se mere paas aaya aur mere kaan me ye fusfusa kar waha se nikal gaya.. Maine Ved ki naseehat ko hamesha ki tarah aaj bhi ignore maara aur ankh band karke apne dono hath failaye Riya ka intezaar karne laga….
Aur fir Riya ne mere seene par bade pyar se apna hath fera…...............
aisa mujhe pahle pahal laga. Par baad me maloom chala ki Riya Rose ne pyar se mere seene par hath nahi firaya balki mujhe jor se dhakka diya hai…
“tum itne dogle kaise ho sakte ho…”wo cheekhi aur uski cheekh sunkar maine apni aankhe kholi…
Ab maine kya kar diya…? Sirf iska naam toh liya tha iske baap ke saamne..? kahi iske baap ne isko chamkaya toh nahi…? Nahi… mere se problem hoti toh bus-stand me hee pel deta mujhe… infact use toh mere bare me pahle se maloom tha ki main Riya ka friend hu aur uski biwi se milne hospital tak jaa chuka hu… fir kya hua… haan ye ho sakta hai ki iske baap ne ise bataya ho ki kal bus stand me kya hua aur kaise main iska naam lekar bach gaya tha. par ye toh chhoti si baat hai, isme itna bur manne wali kaun si baat hai….??
“aakhir apni aukaat dikha hee di tumne …”jab maine koyi jawab nahi diya toh Riya fir se cheekhi…
“sorry … wo tumhare papa danda maarne wale the mujhe toh maine bachne ke liye tumhara naam le liya…”
“main wo wali baat ke liye nahi balki jo tumne mere sath kiya usko lekar bol rahi hu…”
“achchha kal wali baat ke liye… again, sorry… wo gusse me kuch jyada bol gaya main… khair koyi baat nahi…”Riya ki taraf badhte hue main bola aur jaise hee main uske najdeek gaya usne fir se mujhe dhakka de diya… do -do baar beijjati... Wo bhi ground me volleyball khel rahe launde -laundiyo ke saamne.
“main usko bhi lekar nahiiiiii….. bol rahi hu…”ruwasi hokar Riya boli
"Fir.. Lawwwddddoooveeee... Love..... Fir Kisliye "
“tumne meri painting ka concept Sanjana ko kyun bataya, usne same to same meri jaisi painting banayi hai… jisme uski maa hospital me admit hai aur meri jagah wo apne maa ke saamne baithi hui hai…”
“kyaaaa……..”Ranjan peechhe se bola….
“kyaaaa…”maine bhi Ranjan ko copy kiya aur hum dono ko aisa karte dekh Ved bhi ek oor se aate hue chillaya “kyaaaaaaaaaaa……”
“coincidence hoga Riya… afterall artist wala dimag tera bhi hai, uska bhi hai… tum dono ki maa bhi hospital me admit thi…tum dono ko hee main like bhi karta hu…... Mera kahne ka matlab tha ki ye sab coincidence bhi toh ho sakta hai… ”
“tumne kya kaha … tum Sanjana ko like karte ho..?"
“nahi maine ye kab kaha… tumhare kaan baj rahe hai”
“don’t ever talk to me and this time I really mean it… Atharva… sale, kutte…”
“aisa kya hua... ”
“yeeeee hua…. 8 point…”peechhe se Ved haste hue bola…
Main peechhe mudkar Ved ko chup rahne ke liye kaha aur jab wapas saamne muda toh Riya waha se jaa rahi thi….
ye toh situation aur bigad gaayi… pahle maine iske baap ko gali di, fir ise dogli bola… fir ise meri bus-stand me Jafar ke sath hui ladayi ke bare me pata chala, ab ise ye lag raha ki iske painting ka concept Sanjana ko leak karne wala main hee hu aur maine leak isliye kiya kyunki main Sanjana ko pasand karta hu… waise sab sach hai, siway leak karne wali baat ko chhodkar… kya main sach me dogla insaan hu…? Aur Behanchod Sanjana aur Riya ne same painting kyun banayi…? Kaise banayi…?
“ Ye mere sath hee kyun hota hai…yarrr”riya ko jaata dekh maine mann me kaha
“pata nahi… shayad tu hee chutiya hai….”Ved ne bhi mann hee mann kaha......... Hoga.
“par Riya aur Sanjana ki painting ek kaise ho gayi… ye thik thik tere mausere bhai ki tarah ho gaya… kya naam bataya tha tune… jo humara senior tha aur Arman ka classmate bhi…?”
“Varun…”
“haan, Varun…. ye toh Varun ki college ki un do Bengali ladkiyo ki tarah scene ho gaya ki dono Bengali, dono ki height bhi same, dono ka color bhi same aur dono singer thi aur dono se use pyar ho gaya tha… Yaha bhi same hai… Riya aur Sanjana ki bhi height same hai, color same hai, dono maal bhi hai… aur dono ko painting pasand hai… dono ki maa ek hee time me hospital me admit hui aur dono ne same painting bhi banayi… bhayankar coincidence hai yar aur Riya soch rahi hai ki maine Sanjana ko ye bataya…”
“dono ki painting same hona shayad meri galti hai….”Ranjan dahini aankh band karke dheere se bola
“teri galti kaise…?”
“wo tune kuch din pahle class me bataya tha na ki Riya Rose kis theme me painting bana rahi hai…?”
“haan bataya tha.. toh…”
“Sanjana se chat karte waqt maine aise hee puchh liya ki uski painting ka subject kya hai… fir baato hee baato me maine Riya ki painting ka theme bata diya… par Bhatti…kasam se yar mujhe nahi maloom tha Sanjana wo idea chura legi…”
“fuck me…."
“khol fir…”Ved ne kaha
“waise abhi jis style se tune" Fuck me " bola toh aisa laga ki… Atharva Singh… Born and Bred in America….”Ranjan ne apni ungaliya chatkate hue kaha
“America sirf map me dekha hu bhai abhi tak…. "
Ranjan: tu lag raha hai bas bola main… america se hain nahi… hain toh tu Rewa ke Madhuwan Toli ka…
“fir thik hai…”Riya ko seedhiyo se upar jaate dekh muskurate hue maine kaha… “Ved, aaj school ke baad Ranjan ke dhaba chale kya. Aankh band karke order pe order karenge …”
Ved: main kaleji fry order karunga
“thik hai Ranjan order likh le abhi se… Kaleji fry aur 18++ roti akele Ved ka…”
Ranjan: ye toh bas starter hai Ved sir ka… aakhir me 4 roti toh wo paani aur saunp supari ke sath kha jata hai
“Ved tera statement chahiye ispar …. Kya pata baad me mukar jaye tu…”
Ved: dieting me hu bhai abhi main… ab bas 17+ kha pata hu… aur aakhiri char roti toh main thuk ke sath nigal jata hu…
“tu 24 abs laake hee maanega kya…”maine kaha
Ved: apne Gupta ji ki tarah family pack lana hai ab…
Ranjan: Gupta ji bhi dieting pe hai , Dhoom 2 ke title song me Hritik ko replace karenge Gupta ji…
“bhag bsdk…”seena pakad kar haste hue main bola “ lawde, Imagine tak nahi kar paa raha hu main… ki Gupta ji kaise dance karenge…”
“idhar tu imagine nahi kar paa raha , udhar Madhu kya-kya bana daal rahi hai… ye dekh….”mere id se Madhu ki timeline dikhate hue Ved bola… kyunki Madhu ne broccoli wale kaand ke baad Ved ko block kar diya tha….
Maine wo photo dekhi jo Madhu ne upload ki thi… laal colour ka paani tha aur uske upar laal-laal jhaag….
“rasna banayi hai.. Lag raha hai…”photo dekhkar maine guess kiya…
“ye rasna nahi hai.. wo toh tatti ke colour ka hota hai… ye Madhu jab kal apni chut me bhaata dali hogi toh uske chut se nikla hua paani hai.. jise wo sabko dish batakar post kar rahi hai…. kyun, Ranjan? sahi bola na… ye dekh.. isne naam bhi diya hai iska… Lava Tea…. Chut pani aur mc ko mix karke ubal di hai.. Madhu” Ved ne mobile jeb me dala aur fir bola “ye Rewa me sperm donate hota hai kya kahi…? Mujhe karna hai… faltu me waste ho raha hai… tum dono me se kisi ko pata hai..?”
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