Update-61
"Boobologist..?? " Ranjan hanste hue bola " Ved Sir Chutologist, Boobologist ke sath -sath periodologist bhi hai... Ladkiyo ka MC peekar unka blood group bata deta hai... "
"Bilkul... 2 saal wala MBBS kiya hu naa main.. Par Atharva ki fati hui hai, is baat se koyi inkaar nahi kar sakta..."Ved ne topic wapas mere dar ki oor modte hue kaha
“kya bol raha hai.. maine hee toh use yaha bulaya hai aur yaha aakar uska intezaar kar rahaa hu pichhale ek ghante se… ”
“aur ek ghanta baithenge… puri raat bhi baithna pade toh baithenge… jab tak wo aayega nahi , main jaunga nahi…”Ranjan apni sleeves upar karte hue bola…
“main kya bolta hu ki abhi apan teeno yaha se chalte hai… aur…”
Main abhi Ranjan ko waha se jaane ke liye bol hee raha tha aur yadi koyi mujhe disturb nahi karta toh guaranteed main Ranjan aur Ved ko manipulate karke waha se le bhi jaata… lekin main aisa kar pata uske pahle hee Jafar waha tantanata hua aa pahucha….. Aur bus stand ki kayi seedhiya chadhta hua mere thik saamne aakar khada ho gaya
“bol be…. Tune mujhe yaha bulaya tha… le main aa gaya…”apne dahine hath me pahne kade ko baaye hath se dabate hue Jafar bola
“toh kya sar par chadhega… peechhe hokar baat kar…”khade hote hue main bola
Main andar se kitna bhi bada fattu hoon, kitnabhi dara hua hoon... Kitna bhi nervous rahu.. Baahar se jhaat barabar bhi pradarshit nahi karta.. Aise hee thodi maine khud ko Deception King ki upaadhi di hui hai. Ekdum Oscar Level ki performance deta hoon. Jafar taqriban 20 ladko ke sath aaya tha… jisme se 4 ladke Jafar ke peechhe-peechhe bus stand ke andar ghus aaye the baki bus stand ke bahar khade uske ek ishaare ka sirf intejaar kar rahe the........... Shayad.
“tu bol madarchod… kyun bulaya hai” Jafar aawaz unchi karke bola
“teri maa chodne ke liye… par yaha bus stand me kahi dikh nahi rahi teri maa… kisi aur se chudwa rahi hai kya…? Randi hai kya bhosdiwali....?? Waise, kitne paise leti hai… dekh main pachis rupaye se jyada nahi dunga, itna hee budget hai mera aur isse jyada ki layak bhi nahi hai teri maa… afterall randi hai…”
Jaise hee maine Jafar ki maa ko ashabhya tarike se yaad kiya waise hee mere jabde pe ek ghusa pada aur waha mauzood 4-5 ladke jo Jafar ke peechhe khade the wo sab ikatthaa mujh par kood pade.
Ranjan bhi turant harkat me aaya aur ek-ek ko alag karke wahi bus stand me fekne laga…. Bus stand tha toh itna bada ki waha aaram se 50 aadmi khade ho jaye lekin andar ghusne ka jagah itna hee chauda tha ki sirf do-teen aadmi hee ek sath andar aa sakte the , upar se ground level se thodi uchayi par bhi banaya gaya tha bus stand , isliye andar ghusne ka sirf ek raasta tha... Aur wo tha seedhiyo ke raaste andar aana.
“bhag madarchod…”daud kar seedhiya chadhte hue Jafar ke dosto ko laat markar Ved bola… aur seedhiya chadh rahe Nagdi Gang ke front member ka jab balance bigda aur wo ulta gira toh apne sath kayi aur Nagdi Gang ke members ko neeche girate hue le gaya
Mere upar chadhe ladko ko ek -ek karke Ranjan ne alag kiya aur ab andha-dhun jo bhi uske hath aata, unko fode jaa raha tha aur jab bhi Ranjan kisi ko marta toh bahut bhayankar aawaz bus stand me hoti… pura danav tha, lawda.. Ranjan. ek-do ko toh Ranjan ne utha kar wahi bus -stand ke farsh par puri taqat se bhi patak diya… Ranjan ne Jafar ke dosto ko mujhse alag kar diya tha, lekin Jafar ab bhi meri gardan apni kohni me dabaye hue tha…. maine bahut koshish ki apni gardan chhudane ki lekin Jafar ne aisa jakda hua tha ki mere paseene chhut gaye lekin uska hath main nahi chhuda paya. Udhar Ranjan bhi busy ho gaya aur Ved toh andar ghusne wale jagah par morcha sambhale hue tha...
Jafar meri gardan dabaye pure bus stand me mujhe idhar-udhar lahra raha tha aur jab main apni taqat ke dum par Jafar se gardan nahi chhuda paaya toh ek mukka Jafar ke ghutne ke peechhe wale hisse me mara, jis-se uska ghutna mud gaya aur uski pakad dheeli ho gayi...
“ab tu maar lawde ke baal ko….”Ved door se hee chillaya…
“hoooooooof…”ekdum laal hua main Ved ki taraf dekha, use do-teen ladke jo seedhiyo se chadhkar upar aaye the pakadkar bahar kheench rahe the… taaki andar aane ka raasta saaf ho jaaye aur sab andar aakar meri kutayi kar sake.
Jafar ke ghutne mudne ke karan wo ghutne ke bal jameen pe gira tha. main Jafar ke saamne aaya, Jafar ab bhi khada nahi ho paya tha aur ghutne ke bal hee baitha hanf raha tha. Mauke ma fayda uthate hue maine kaskar Jafar ke chhati me ek laat mara… Jafar seedhe peechhe palat gaya… jise dekhkar Jafar ke jo dost bus stand ke bahar khade the wo aur uttejit ho gaye… Ved ab unhe akele nahi rok sakta tha aur na hee wo rok paya…. Ranjan bhi thak chuka tha aur Ranjan ke ek mukke ke jawab me do-teen mukke usko ulta pad jate the… main Ranjan ki madad karne uski taraf bhaga
“Joshhiiiiiiiiiii kha gaya be.... madarrrrchod… ”Ranjan cheekha….
“ladayi chalu ho gayi kya…”bus stand ke peechhe ek jhadi se aawaz aayi… aur Government school ke dress me ek launda OCB paper ko jeebh se chat-te hue un jhadiyo me se baahar nikla “abey teri….”
Remeber... Joshi...?? Jo hume tab dikha tha, jab first time main aur Ved Ranjan ke dhabe gaye the..?? Jise dekhkar Ved ne sawal bhi kiya tha, ya fir maine... Aur Ye wahi Joshi hai, jo Mira ke chakkar me already ek baar Jafar se bhid chuka tha.. Jaha Jafar ne akele me isko pel diya tha... Aur fir isi ke dar se Jafar kayi dino tak school nahi aaya tha. Joshi ka naam lekar ek baar maine Jafar ko dhamkaya bhi tha ki... Wo Government school wala Joshi aaj bhi khunnas me hai aur Jafar ko pelne ke jugad me hai.. Remember that...???
Anyway, bus-stand ke mahaul ko dekh Joshi turant government school ke ladko ko aavahan dete hue bus stand ki taraf dauda… jiske baad duniya ke har kone se government school ke ladke nikal kar saamne aane lage… har jhadi ke andar se, har ped ke peechhe se… har taraf se…. Kuch saamne seedhiyo ke raaste se toh.. Toh kuch bus stand me peechhe wali lambi deewar koodkar girte -padte.
kuch toh school bus se bhi neeche utar gaye aur Government School ke ladko ka bahut bada jhund Bus stand ki taraf badha …. Sabse pahle toh seedhiyo par maujood Jafar ke jo launde Ved ko bahar kheench rahe the unhe , Government school ke ladko ne wahi maar-maar kar upar se neeche feka aur fir andar aakar Jafar ke dosto ko peetne lage…. Jafar Government school ke ladko ko waha dekh…. Ekdum se utha aur bus stand se eka-ek direct neeche kood kar waha se bhaga… lekin Jafar ke pure dost nahi bhag paaye… taqriban 40-50 Government school ke ladke waha is samay mauzood the isliye waha kafi bheed jama ho gayi thi… ladne wale se jyada toh bus stand ke baahar us ladayi ko dekhne walo ki… us daur me log utna video nahi banate the, warna hum sab aaj tak viral ho chuke hote… us samay sirf tamasha dekhte the log.
Aaj ka toh pata nahi par un dino Bus stand me thulle bhi round par rahte the.... kyunki college ke ladke aksar ladkiyo se chhedkhani kiya karte the, us dauran, jab humari ladayi chal rahi thi.. Tab bhi 2 thulle round par aaye aur bus-stand ke bahar lad rahe ladko ko dande se peet-peet kar alag karne lage… main , Ved aur Ranjan ab bhi bus stand me the aur wo do thulle bus stand ke bahar lad rahe ladko me hee busy the….
“chal bhag Ved… yadi police walo ne pakad liya toh gand me danda daalkar gand ke bal hee latka denge”maine kaha aur bus stand ke peechhe 10 foot ki uchayi se neeche kooda…
Jiske baad meri dekha-seekhi Ranjan aur Ved bhi kude… hum dono bus stand ke peechee jaha jungle shuru hota tha , udhar kude the aur saamne ladke ek-dusare se bhide pade the… hum dono peechhe se koodkar saamne aaye , Police wale ab bhi ladko ko alag kar rahe the aur dande se peet bhi rahe the… is dauran ek do mukka police wale bhi kha gaye…. aur tabhi ek police jeep sansanate hue waha aayi…. Main, Ved aur Ranjan bus stand se thodi door khade the aur ladayi dekh kar maje le rahe the especially jab government school ke ladke police walo ko hee beech-beech me mukka mar dete the….
“yadi ye log turant shant nahi hue toh , jeep chadha de madarchodo pe….”Jeep se utarkar ek three star policewala cheekha…
aur uske aisa bolte hee jeeb me baithe ek police wale ne jeep start karke full accelerator diya… jiski aawaz itni tej thi ki sabhi ladko ka dhyan peechhe khadi jeep aur inspector par gaya aur sab ek-ek karke apne aap ek dusare se alag hokar khade hote gaye
“tum teeno idhar aao…”Inspector ne humari taraf ishara kiya…
“is madarchod ko kaise pata chala….”Inspector ke bulane par Ranjan badbadaya….
“shakal dekh humari… upar se tera shirt bhi fata hai… koi bhi jaan jayega ki hum teeno ladayi me the…”Ved ne jawab diya " peechhe se hee bhag jana chahiye tha.."
“kyun be… ande se nikle nahi aur gundayi karna chalu… tum teeno toh sanskar valley ke dress me ho”
“pata nahi sir, hum toh aise baithe the bus stand me… ye log aapas me ladne lage aur hum teeno beech me fas gaye…”Ranjan bola…
“madarchod chutiya samajh rakha hai kya… abhi pant utar ke gand me do-do danda marunga toh sab ugal dega….”
Ye sunte hee meri gand fat ke chaar ho gayi… behenchod ghar wale kya bolenge, rishtedar kya sochenge… school wale kya kahenge… apni toh gand hee mar gayi aaj... bol raha tha Ranjan ko… ki.. yaha se chalte hai, lekin sala yahi nahi maana aur yaha fasa diya… lambe se pelaya main ab….… Ranjan ka kya hai, uske baap ke toh kaan me joo tak nahi rengegi aaj ki khabar sunkar...lekin mere papa... Wo toh mujhe ghar se nikal denve. Pelaya lawda, main aaj... Lambe se.
“bhosdi ke… tum logo ki umra hee kya hai be… chutiyo. Padhne-likhne ki umra me kyun gaand mara rahe ho yaha…”constable se danda lekar jinhe us Inspector ne ladte hue dekha tha unhe pelne laga…
“abey ye toh Riya Rose ka baap hai…”Ved dheere se fusfusaya…
“tujhe kaise pata…”
“iske vardi me iska naam dekh… J.B. ROSE KUJUR… Rose... Riya Rose. Aur tune bataya bhi tha ki Riya ka baap inspector hai... Ye bhosdika pakka usi dogli Riya Ka dogla paap hai... I mean baap hai... Bole toh tera muh bola sasur... "
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..police ne pehchan liya ki ye bhi ladhai me involve the aur ek policewala tha riya rose ka baap nikla ..
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