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“kya maaregi....?”daant dikhate hue main ek aur baar chaunka...
“bata naaaaa.....”jab main apni hee soch me daant dikhate hue khoya raha toh, ekdum jor se achanak hee mera baal pakad kar kheechte hue Sanjana puchhi...
“abeyyy... teriii maa.. baal chhod....”
“pahle bata...”
“abey paagal hai kya... baal chhod... koyi school ka dekh lega toh...? izzat chali jayegi meri... please.. chhod de yaar.... I love you from left side”
“pahle bata kya boli... wo Riya Rose...”aur jor se mera baal kheechte hue Sanjana puchhi
“tu toh Gupta ji bane jaa rahi hai... chhod de Silky... I really love you... yar”
“Riya Rose.... kya boli.... pahle ye bata”itna bolkar Sanjana aur jor se mera baal kheechne lagi
“ wo boli ki … ok… challenge accepted…” apna baal chhudakar main khisiyaya... “pura bheja dard kar raha hai... billi hai kyaaaa ya fir10 saal ki ladki hai tu... jo sabke saamne mera baal noch rahi thi...ek minute... kisi ne dekha toh nahi... Gupta ji toh nahi dekha....”
“challenge accepted... wo painting banane ke liye maan gayi...?”
“haan.. maan gayi. par tu tension mat le, jab se tu school me aayi hai… tab se har saal painting competition tu hee toh jeet rahi hai… kaha tu aur kaha wo nausikhiya Riya… koyi Rosie-Wozie tere saamne nahi tikne wali. mana ki main, use pasand karta hu… lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki wo mere kisi dost ke bare me kuch bhi bole aur main sunta rahu…tu toh jaanti hee hai ki mera sirf ek siddhant hai ~मित्रता परमो धर्मः ”
“good…”
“thank you…”
“chal kya khayega bol…. Main khilati hu…”
“mere paas bhi paisa hai… aaj main tujhe khilata hu…”
“Burger point chal fir…”
“aa gayi aaukat pe… apne paise se gup-chup aur samosa ke aalwa kuch nahi khayegi… lekin jaise hee mujh jaisa koyi bada aadmi dikha nahi ki… burger, pizza ki demand karne lagti hai… tum ladkiyo ko main bahut achchhi tarah jaanta hu… kitaab likh sakta hoon main tum ladkiyo ki makkari par... lalchi aurat”
“dekh.. Atharva. tujhe khilana hai toh khila… faltu ka lecture mat de…”
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Khair, hum dono waha se burger point gaye... jaha main burger khaate hue ye sochne laga ki ab apne is plan ko kaise aage execute karna hai...? aur fir kaise ladkiya apni middle finger ko mera naam dekar wo us ungali ko jaldi-jaldi andar baahar kar rahi hai... iske sapne dekhne laga.... burger bhi tasty tha , isliye sapna bhi apne-aap tasty lagne laga.
“rapidfire… ?”do-do burger thusane ke baad jab main aur Sanjana ghar ki taraf aage badhe toh wo boli…
“ kya hai yaar tera... isiliye tere sath main school aana-jaana nahi karta... pura chab jaati hai... rapidfire… ? really…? Tujhe itna kyun pasand hai, rapidfire…. Kyun…. Kisliyeee..”
“isliyeeeee… 1 point..”bina kisi ishare ke Sanjana boli
Use is point system ke concept ke bare me maloom bhi nahi tha, par fir bhi usne mujhpar point chadha diya... Aur jaise hee Sanjana ne mujhpar 1 point chadhaya mujhe jhatka laga, bahut jor ka jhatka… kyunki jab main aur Ved point chadhate hai toh humara ishara lund ki taraf hota hai… aur ab jabki Sanjana point chadha rahi hai toh iska matlab ye hua ki uska ishara…. Uski chuuuuuu.....
rapidfire khelne se udhar neeche maza aata hai kya…? Ladkiyo ko...“1 point…?”
“arey dumb-dumb… jaise tune kuch der pahle mere question puchhne pe 1 point chadhaya tha waise maine bhi chadha diya… isme itna shocked hone wali kya baat hai…”
“acha aisaa…. Main toh kuch aur hee sochne laga tha…”
“ok then… if you had one more month to live , what would you do…?”
“one month… huh.. let me gather my thoughts…”
“no…”
“at least allow me to think for few seconds…”
“no…not allowed…”
“question fir se bol…”
Jab Sanjana ne mujhe sochne ke liye time nahi diya toh maine question repeat karne ke liye kah diya, aur isi dauran mujhe sochne ke liye kuch time mil gaya warna mere muh se… us question ka jawab “main teri lena chahta hu” yahi nikalta….
“if you had one more month to live , what would you do…?”
“well…. I’ve never kissed a girl, so.. I think… I would start with that…”
“Riya would be very happy….. next one..”
“shoot… baby”
“name those things or people… which or who has made significant and positive impact on your life”
“mobile , internet, movies , video games…”
“unbelievable….”gusse se mujhe mujhe kohni maarte hue Sanjana boli..
“ab kya hua… khel toh raha hu na… tere sath… ”
“tere mom-dad ka naam kaha hai… ? aur mera naam kaha hai…?”
“achcha toh aisa answer dena tha… chal achchha…. dobara puchh…”
“rahne de… next one…”
“bring it on…. Bitch..”
“kya bola....”fir se mera baal pakad kar kheechte hue Sanjana boli....
“Witch... witch... chhhoooddd.....”Sanjana ko door dhakelte hue main chillaya.... "tera dimag-vimag kharab hai kya...? baat-baat bhi khisiyayi hui billi ki tarah baal noch rahi hai... abhiye ekat mukka jad dunga toh baith jayegi yahi pe... rote hue... jaise 10th me rone lagi thi aur fir apni behan ko bula laayi thi.... "
“ i ilove it, when you are in pain. aur tune.. witch bola... sorry, mujhe bitch sunayi diya... chal acha next one...”
“Bring it on... Bitch”
Kaha maine is baar bhi bitch hee tha, par Sanjana ko laga ki witch bola hu... isliye usne is baar koyi reaction nahi diya...
“what is your biggest realization of life…”
“my biggest realization …?”
“hmm..”
“my biggest realization of life is that your this question sucks….”
Itna Bolkar main Sanjana par hasa par wo chup rahi aur next question sochne lagi… meri tarah tez dimag toh nahi tha uske paas, par thoda bahut dimag toh tha hee, jo mujhe tab realize hua jab usne mujhse next question puchha… usne last wale question ko hee ek naye dhang se tod-marod kar mere saamne pesh kiya…. Wo bhi itni jaldi....
“what things do you wish you had figured out about yourself when you were more younger…”
“that I Suck….”
“deep one…”mera kandha thapthapte hue Sanjana boli “chal mera ghar aa gaya aur thodi der me Jafar ke sath hospital bhi jaana hai toh…. bye”
“bye… aur main Riya wali painting dikhaunga, jab wo bana legi toh… ab toh Canvas war hona chahiye tum dono ke beech”
“bye... dumb-dumb...”
“Bye... Bitch...”
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“bhaiya , do chay dena…..”bolkar maine time dekha
subah ke 8 baj rahe the aur hum dono Jabalpur pahuch chuke the… surya dev bhi dastak de chuke the… par thandi ab bhi gaand fad lag rahi thi aur jab se Jabalpur aaya tha, tab se toh aur jyada…. Puri body vibrate kar rahi thi meri , isi dauran Jabalpur bypass me hum is ek dhabe me ruke… jaha maine do chay ka order diya….
“le Ved….”
“isse apna kya hoga… daru jugad kar…”
“itni subah-subah tera baap theka khol ke baitha hoga kya… jo tujhe yaha rum serve karne aayega…”
“rum kise chahiye… zameen se juda hua aadmi hu main, kachchi se kaam chal jayega mera… jaha do botal marunga, puri thandi bahar….”
Ye bolkar Ved seedhe dhabe wale ke paas gaya aur us-se baat karne laga jiske baad dhabe wale ne use dhabe ke andar hee ek gate ki taraf ishara kiya… jo ki dhabe ke pichhwade me khulta tha… shayad… Ved usi gate ke taraf gaya… aur 2 minute hee beete honge ki wo meri taraf lagbhag daudte hue aaya….
“nikaal , paise nikaal.... main kal beer pilaya, tu aaj daru pila”mere saamne bhikhariyo ki tarah hath failate hue Ved bola
“kyun...? chay ka de diya main already...”
“tu yakin nahi karega… tu bas paise nikaal…”
“wakayi… yakin nahi ho raha.... tu itni jaldi do botal kaise maar liya… daruha saale…”
“abeeyeyyyy...... peechhe… EL Dorado rum hai ek ke paas… aadha dene ke liye taiyar hai, lekin 500 extra lega bol raha…”
Sunday ke din do update hone chahiye..Khair.. intezaar
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I thought ki yeh sanjana ka ghar jabalpur kaise aa gaya..
Currently, Atharva and Ved are taking too long to reach or the story is too long.
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.. aur ye bitch aur witch me farak samajh nahi aaya sanjana ko 
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