Romance Three Girls of My Life

[Nevil singh]

Update-18​

“mom ko admit kiya hai na waha…”

“kab….? Ek minute… teri mom yaha kab aayi, wo hospital kab gayi… unhe hua kya hai aur....”

“dialysis ke liye admit hai aur seedhe gaanv se hospital le jaya gaye hai unhe…”

“sorry, yar… mujhe pata nahi tha… hospital chale…?”

“nahi.. Di aur jiju wahi hai…”

“tere jiju bhi yaha hai… ? wo yaha kab aaye…? kya mujhe kuch bhi nahi pata...?”

“arey dumb-dumb , mom ko leke jiju seedhe gaanv se hospital me admit kiye hai…. Tu itna bewkoof kaise hai…”

“pata nahi… ho jata hai kabhi-kabhi”

“badhiya…”

“toh main chalu..”painting roll karke maine kaha

“bye… bye…”

“waise ek aur baat, Ranjan ne tujhe friend request bheji hai… accept kar le…”

“kyun…”

“ Main, Ved and Ranjan… we’re all bonded with each other, with this place… hum chahe kahi bhi chale jaye, ek din yaha aana hee padega. Wo kya hai ki... ye land of white tigers hai na aur hum teeno school me shuru se the… toh … matlab samajh rahi hai na tu…. Nahi….? Ranjan ne toh badhiya samjhaya tha... dhabe me…”

“Bye, Atharva…”

“Bye… ” hath se revolver banakar Sanjana par goli chala kar maine kaha…..

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Apne ghar ki taraf aate hue maine apna mobile nikala aur Riya ko “Hi Rosie…” wala messege bheja aur fir mobile wapas jeb me daalkar Sanjana ne mujhe abhi jo bataya tha, wo sochte hue apne ghar ki taraf badha… Sanjana ki maa ko end stage kidney failure tha, matlab usually jab kidney 85-90 % apna kaam karna band kar deti hai, isliye ab uski maa ko dialysis ke liye Sanjay Gandhi Hospital me admit kiya gaya tha… Sanjana ki maa ko BP ki bhi problem thi shayad, if memory serves me right. jo ki unki condition ko aur worse bana raha tha… ye sab fact mujhe us samay nahi maloom tha aur shayad Sanjana ko bhi nahi.. us din toh bilkul bhi nahi. par ye bahut achchhi khabar thi ki Sunayana mam ki shadi ho chuki thi, warna unke ghar me Sunayana aur Sanjana ke aalwa unki maa ka khayal rakhne wala koyi nahi tha.

Karan Naik… Sunayana mam ka husband. us-se main aaj tak nahi mila tha… par mujhe pakka yakin tha ki wo hospital ke bade-bade bill bharne me puri tarah saksham hai. Ye situation mere liye bhi bilkul unjheleble thi… kyunki ab main aisi situation me Sanjana se paise nahi maang sakta tha….



“Rosie….? Hmm…”Riya ne reply kiya….

“mujhe toh laga tha ki tum request bhejna hee bhool gayi…”maine next reply kiya

“request maine park me tumse milne ke aadhe ghante baad hee bhej di thi, tumne hee accept karne me itna time laga diya…. Park ke baad kaha gaye the...?”

“yahaaaa… 2 point…”

“ ?????”

Jawab me maine Riya ko ek link bheja….

“wow… Atharva, who made this painting….”

“A Girl Friend…”

“girlfriend… hmmm… cool”

“not girlfriend… dhyan se dekho… girl friend… not girlfriend”

“aur is picture me jo ladki hai, wo wahi Girl Friend hai… right…? Sanjana Naik….?”

“oohh... that was quick…. How long have you been stalking me…?”

“half an hour, I guess…. Just saw your profile…. There is a pic in your timeline, which is as same as this painting…”

“khana khaya…”

Chutiya…. Ye kya send kar diya… khana khaya… bsdk… nahi khayi hogi toh kya tu bana ke khilayega.. ye maine kyun send kiya…? Arey yar… jab bhi mera koyi kaam hone wala rahta hai… koyi na koyi aisi harqat main kar hee deta… pata nahi kyun… Mera khana khane wala messege send ho chuka tha aur lagta hai, Riya wo messege dekhkar khana khane chali gayi thi. Kyunki usne koyi reply nahi diya tha…

“Rosie..???”

“Rosie…cozy…”maine fir ek messege kiya aur reply ab bhi wahi raha… matlab no reply…

Jiske baad maine thoda aur intezaar kiya aur fir mobile jeb me daalkar waha se chal pada… actually daud pada... pata nahi kyun..? bas mann kiya aur main daud pada.



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“chal paani peeke aate hai…”agle din school me maine Ved se kaha…

Lunch ho chuka tha aur wo class me Mira ko dekhkar kal park wali ghatna yaad kar raha tha ki kaise Mira chipak-chipak kar un char ladko ke sath photo khichwa rahi thi… main sure hoon ki wo us kaliye ki jagah khud ko imagine karke Mira se chipak raha tha. Ved ko is baat par gussa aata tha ki, uske class ka maal koyi dusari class wala kaise hazam kar sakta hai… pahle 11th me Jafar aur fir ab jab Jafar se breakup ho gaya toh uske dost….

“bas kar be… ab mutth hee mar dega kya…”Ved ki gardan Mira ki taraf se ghumakar dusari taraf karte hue maine kaha….

“ye bhi lawda alag hee chirand hai… pahle Jafar se chudwayi aur ab jab Jafar ne mutth ki tarah ise apni zindagi se visarjit kar diya toh lawda usi ke dosto ke sath chipak-chipak kar ghumti hai… kutti, kameeni, harjayi, ladchatt...”

“oye, sun meri baat… it’s her choice…”

“arey lawde ka choice… dayi na chod du main aisi choice ka… kabhi hume bhi mauka de… humse bhi baat kare, hum bhi uske apne hai, gair thode hee hai…”

“toh baat kar jakar us-se… wo toh sabko leti hai, sabka leti hai…”

“alag hee antique piece hai ye bhi… Jafar se breakup ke baad toh ise us-se nafrat honi chahiye thi… sala idhar isko chodta raha aur udhar Sanjana ko set karta raha aur jab Sanjana set ho gayi toh isko chhod diya… tabhi se Sanjana ke upar khunnaya hua hu main… maine kaha bhi tha , use bataya bhi tha Jafar ki history ke bare me… fir bhi…. Ladkiyo ka bhi kamaal hai, bc… aur fir breakup ke baad All Men are dogs , kahte firti hai…. par khud chutiya thi ye nahi bolegi. Main nazar me dosh Jafar ka nahi hai balki Mira aur Sanjana ka hai. waise bhi Apne Yug Pusush ka dialogue hai ek... ki... chutiya banana buri baat nahi hai, chutiya banna... ye buri baat hai”

“waise mujhe maloom hai…”maine topic Yug Purush se wapas Mira ki taraf moda

“kya maloom hai…”

“yahi ki Mira, Jafar ke dosto ke sath kyun ghumti hai…”Mira ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha

“kyun…?”

“ab dekh Jafar kaisa bhi raha ho, par Mira full flat thi uspar… jaan deti thi, lawda… isiliye jhaadi-jhunjhati me kahi bhi chudne ke liye taiyar ho jati thi… breakup ke baad usne socha ki Jafar ko jealous feel karayegi, isliye usne Jafar ke dosto par line maarna shuru kiya … aur ladko ko toh jaanta hee hai, jaha chut dikhe , uski oor khiche jaate hai… chut ki gravitation se bahar hee nahi nikal pate… same Jafar ke dosto ke sath bhi hua, Mira ke chakkar me Jafar se door ho gaye aur idhar Mira ko koyi hosh hee nahi hai ki wo kya kar rahi hai... aur jise ye sab pata hai, jaise ki mujhe aut tujhe.. hum dono kuch kar nahi rahe. Kuch kar bhi nahi sakte...”

Fine update dost

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-19​

“us lawde Jafar ko ghanta farak padta hai… Sanjana jaisi ladki mil gayi use aur tu Sale, Sanjana ko samjhata kyun nahi hai… sirf paise maagta rah us-se… tu bhi lawda kam swarthi nahi hai”

“Ved... mere bhai. ye pyaar , mohabbat ka nasha sharab ke nashe ki tarah hee hota hai, ek waqt ke baad utar jata hai… aur jab Sanjana ke sar se ye nasha utar jaye, tab main rahunga na udharich, usich ke paas… warna Sanjana next Mira ban sakti hai… par yar, sach kahu toh kabhi-kabhi Mira ke liye kharab lagta hai… maine use pahle dekha tha… in sabke pahle, Jafar ki girlfriend banne se pahle… khelte hue, haste hue… mauj-masti karte hue… kuch dino ke liye toh wo hum dono ki crush bhi thi… barabar line bhi deti thi. fir jab se Jafar se pati toh, mano hasna bhool gayi... maine use rote hue bhi dekha hai, jab Jafar bus stand me bus ke peechhe us-se break up kar raha tha… that was one hell of the break up…. … uske baad Mira pahle ki tarah nahi rahi … wo ab muskurati toh hai par sirf photo khichwate samay… use Sanskar Valley hee chhod dena chahiye tha, kyunki yaha uske liye badnaami ke aalawa kuch nahi hai”

“par tu toh abhi bola ki ek waqt aane pe nasha utar jata hai… iska abhi tak nahi utra kya…”

“nasha toh utar gaya, par hangover abhi tak nahi gaya… school ke baad jab college jayegi toh wo bhi utar jayega….”khidki se neeche jaha RO laga tha, udhar jhakte hue maine kaha…. “ Chal paani peene…”

“main sirf daru peeta hu….”

“botal de mere bag se nikaal ke… Rose , paani peene aayi hai……..”

“sale tharki…”

Main botal lekar apne class se nikla aur jaldi-jaldi chalne laga.... taaki , Riya nikal na jaaye…. Waise bhi is time bheed kam thi. Main bio class ke saamne se abhi gujar hee raha tha ki, mere saamne Jafar fas gaya aur mujhe jaldi me dekh wo aur ekdum beecho-bich mere saamne aakar khada ho gaya....

“arey hat na yar…”kinare se nikalte hue daant piskar main bola…

“aeeee… rukk… kya bola tuuu...”

“time nahi hai ….” Bolkar main seedhiyo se jaldi-jaldi neeche utarne laga, fir dauda bhi aur haanfte hue finally RO ke paas pahucha… Gand fat gayi daudte-daudte.

Aaj Riya, apni do nayi-naweli saheliyo ke sath bottle liye khadi thi…Main Riya ke peechhe gaya aur uske kaan ke paas chillakar use darane ka socha... jaise Sanjana, aksar mere sath kiya karti thi.

“hiiiiii…. Riiiiiii”

Maine abhi Riya ka pura naam tak nahi liya tha ki wo darr ke mare kaanp gayi aur cheekh maar kar thoda aage khisak gayi…


“Atharva tummm…”gusse se lambi-lambi saanse bharte hue wo boli… “dimag kharab hai kya tumhara…”

“haan… ”

“aaj ke baad kabhi mujhe aise achanak se peechhe se aawaz mat dena, mujhe bahut dar lagta hai… and Hiiiiii..”

“hiii... tumne kal raat ko khana nahi khaya kya…?”

“khaya tha kyun…?”

“mere khana khaya waale messege ka reply nahi diya toh socha ki garwalo ne khana nahi diya hoga…”

“humse toh kabhi nahi puchha Atharva tune yee…”Riya ki nayi-nayi friend bani ek ladki mujhse boli…

“Madhu… Right…?”

“aur mera naam bata…”Riya ki dusari nayi-naweli saheli bhi boli…

“Mini.. Madhu and Mini... kaisi ho aap dono”

“kitne ladkiyo ke naam jaante ho…”jab maine Riya ke saheliyo ke naam sahi-sahi bata diye toh Riya tana maarne ki style me boli …

“inke sath… 5-6 saal se padh raha hu… darasal main inke sath nahi balki ye mere sath 5-6 saal se padh rahi hai... isliye naam toh malum hee hoga naa …”

“aaj bhi time lagega. Atharva… kuch kar na aaj bhi… us din ki tarah”apna bottle meri oor badhate hue Madhu boli

“aaj toh main chahta hu ki yaha bheed rahe… infact pura school aa jaye is waqt paani bharne…”

“kyun….?”abki Riya ne sawal kiya

“mera matlab... inko pakdao na bottle… in side characters ko”Riya ke hath se botal lekar Madhu ko dete hue maine kaha “mam, paani bhar dengi kya aap…”

Jispar Madhu ne seedhe inkaar kar diya…

“arey Madhu... tu itni mast dikhti hai… sab apne-aap saamne se hat jayenge tujhe dekhkar… waise bhi yadi tu apni madhur aawaz me ek baar excuse me kah de... sirf kah de... toh kisme itna saahas hai ki wo tujh jaisi khubsurat ladki ko inkaar kar de…”

“mujhe pata hai, tu mujhe bana raha hai… par fir bhi main ye karungi…”

“thank you… aur jab paani bhar hee rahi hai toh… mere bottle me bhi bhar de… please”dheere se apna botal bhi Madhu ko pakdate hue main bola aur do-teen kadam peechhe khiska , jiske baad Riya bhi khud-ba-khud meri oor kheechi chali aayi aur ye dekhkar main do-teen kadam aur peechhe khiska , jisse hum dono waha ki bheed se thoda door ho gaye.

“actually tumse ek kaam tha… 200 rupaye hai kya tumhare pass..? sorry…sorry.. ye Sanjana wala dialogue idhar aa gaya… mujhe tumse kuch kaam thaa”

“main samjhi nahi... kya bole jaa rahe ho…”

“pata nahi… raat bhar soya nahi, tumhare reply ka intezaar karta raha…”

“saaaach…?”

“jhooth… pagal ho kya... aise kaun raat bhar jagega…”

“tumhe mujhse kya kaam tha…”

“tum ek painting bana sakti ho…?”

“kiski…?”

“meri, Ved ki aur…..”

“aur…”

“aur Sanjana ki… dekho, wo kya hai ki maine Sanjana ke saamne tumhare bare me badi-badi jhaad di ki tum, us-se achchi ho… sirf ek hath se usse achi painting bana sakti ho etc. etc.… toh proof ke liye maine socha ki kyun na tumse bhi wahi painting banwau… jo Sanjana ne banaya tha aur fir hum dono mil ke use neecha dikhayenge… pure school me uska Mazak udayenge, kya bolti ho...? and Sanjana 12th arts ki hai... ”

“good idea… but sorry…. Main kisi ko neecha dikhane ke liye painting nahi bana sakti… ye toh andar se feel hona chahiye naa mujhe… tabhi…”

“… aise me kaise prove hoga, fir…”apna sar khujate hue main sochne laga….

“idea… tum kuch bhi bana do… mujhse related , main tumhe idhar-udhar karke better saabit kar hee dunga… bahut uchak rahi thi Sanjana , bol rahi thi ki ye kal ki aayi koyi Rosie-Wosie, uske saamne nahi tik sakti… ab tum hee batao, ye bhi koyi baat hai bhala…. Matlab ghamand karna chahiye apne art pe , par kisi dusare artist ke bare me aisa nahi bolna chahiye. Mujhe bahut bura laga tha ye sunkar... jab mujhe itna bura laga toh, tumhe kitna bura lag raha hoga... main toh soch bhi nahi sakta... ye toh sarasar nainsafi hai, tumhe Sanjana ko jawab dena hee hoga. Inquilab...... zindabad”

“areyyyyy stop.......”

“toh fir kya socha...?”

“ok... I’ll think about it…”

“alright, just call me… if your answer is yes”

“but I don’t have you number…”

“areyyyyyyy… ”

Yesssss. yesssss…. yesssss…. yesssss…. Riya ka ye kathan sun kar hee main andar hee andar shaitani hansi hasne laga aur Prasann mann se mann hee mann Ved ko gaaliya dene laga.... jaise ki... Ved chutiya, Ved gandu, Ved jhataha... Ved laude ka baal... Ved Choot ka baal... Ved gand ka baal... chhiii.. yuck.

“apna number batao, main miss call kar deta hu..”apne andar ke shaitaan ko vilupt karke main bade shant lahje me bola “aur uthana mat, paisa kat jayega... kal hee 10 wala recharge dalaya hai... sirf 7.26 rs hai balance...”

Late hee sahi par Riya samajh gayi ki ye pura setup main sirf uska number maagne ke liye kar raha tha aur jab use pata chala toh wo meri taraf dekhkar , aankhe chhoti-chhoti karke mujhe ghoorte hue mand-mand muskayi aur park ke maafiq yaha bhi apne right side ke baalo ko peechhe karne lagi

“dekha… tum fir apna 2-2 earring mujhe dikha rahi ho…”

Ye sunte hee Riya ke hath turant neeche ho gaye…

“tumhe bilkul bhi idea nahi hai naa… ki… ladkiyo se kaise baat karte hai....? 1st tip… wo jo bhi muskurate hue kare, unhe karne do… aur number likho… 99261689...”

“yes mam…”

Hasheen update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-20​

Riya ka number lekar main wapas apne class ki taraf chala… ki mujhe achanak yaad aaya ki bottle toh maine Madhu se liya hee nahi aur Riya se baat karne ke chakkar me paani bhi nahi piya... jabki pyaas mujhe shuru se hee lagi thi, jab main daudte hue R.O. ke paas aaya tha... isliye mujhe aadhe raaste se fir wapas lautna pada… ye mat soch lena ki main dobara Riya ko dekhna chahta tha isliye lauta....

“kya hua.. fir se pyaas lag gayi kya…”mujhe wapas aata dekh Riya puchhi…

“ab tum ho hee itni hot ki body ka pura paani evaporate ho jata hai… toh main kya karu…”Riya se ye kahkar maine Madhu ki taraf dekha “kyun re Madhu, teri dusaro ki paani botal chori karne ki aadat abhi tak nahi gayi… chotti…”

“kuch bhi mat bol… bhatti…”Mujhe chidhate hue Madhu boli…

“bhatti… lol.. isko Bhatti , bolte ho tumlog… like daru bhatti wala bhatti… ? oh god…”apna seena pakad ke haste hue Riya boli aur main ek pal ke liye uske seene ke ubharo ko dekhne laga... par fir turant apni nazar waha se hata li... kya pata bura maan jaaye, waise bhi bura manne ka adhikar bhi hai ise , waise bhi apne Yug Purush ka dialogue bhi hai ek ki.... bura wahi manta hai, jiske paas......

“tujhse toh main baad me niptunga... chotti, Madhu…”Madhu ke hath se apna bottle kheench kar main bola aur waha se wapas class ki taaraf chal diya…. Waise bhi lunch khatm ho chuka tha aur 5-10 minute me ab teacher bhi aane hee wale the…

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Riya ke mann me maine Sanjana se canvas war ka beej bo diya tha, bas ek baar wo beej paudhe me badal jaye, fir mere dono hatho me laddoo… bole toh ek hath me Riya Rose toh dusare hath me Silky Sanjana... fir inme se chahe baad me koyi ek laddu mere hath se gir bhi jaaye toh koyi gam nahi . bahut din se intezaar kar raha tha main Riya jaisi ladki ke School aane ka… jiske liye mere andar sach me feelings ho , warna Sanjana turant samajh jaati ki main bas timepass kar raha hoon aur kuch nahi.... un dono ko bhidwa kar un dono ko main apne prati pagal karna chahta tha… taaki at the end, dono me se koyi ek bhi mere sath rahe toh apni life set…

ab dono mere liye pagal ho jayegi, ek-dusare se jalengi… ek –dusare se ladayi karengi…. Ek dusare ka Baal kheechte hue bus stand me mere liye ladegi... wo bhi sabke saamne. Cat fight… yayayyyyyyyyyyyy……

Iske baad kitna naam hoga, Mera... ladkiya geeli ho jayengi mere bare me sirf sunkar hee. Wo apne beech wali ungali ka naam tak Atharva rakh lengi aur fir de bhaka-bhak.... andar-baahar... andar-baahar.... ek baat toh manna padega , kya dimag paaya hai maine.

“kyun be… kya bola tha… lunch time tune…”seedhi se main upar wale floor me pahucha hee tha ki Jafar ne ekdum se mera collar pakda aur collar pakad kar peechhe deewar se sata diya…

Lunch khatm ho chuka tha, sab class ke andar hee the. Par Jafar apni bio class ke baahar mera intezaar kar raha hoga, iski mujhe bhanak tak nahi thi aur naa hee mujhe koyi mauka diya , kyunki seedhiyo ke baad daayi oor first class 12th bio ki hee thi aur wahi apne class ke baahar seedhiyo ke paas wo meri taak me tha wo bhi apne kuch dosto ke sath....

“tu pagal hai kya…”

“kya bola tha lunch me... abey hat naa be.... beee.... beyy ?”

“flashback me jaa... maine kaha tha ki... arey hat na yar..... naa ki abey hat naa be.. oh sorry, tere paas toh flashback me jaane ki ability hee nahi hai...”

“ abey tune... Sanjana ka mobile tod diya , mujhe lunch me saamne se hatne ke liye bol diya…. Guys ,bahut udd raha hai ye aajkal, baitha du kya…”

“L-O-L…lol…”Jafar ka hath apne collar se hatate hue maine kaha “abey, mujhe apne in dosto ki tarah chutiya samajh ke rakha hai kya… jo tu mera collar pakdega, ek dialogue maarega aur main hath jodkar tujhse maafi magunga”

Jafar ka hath collar se hatane ke baad main uske kandhe par hath rakhkar bola

“jitni teri umra nahi hai na… utne saal se main is school me padh raha hu… aur inko sath me leke aaya hai tu…. Inko… jo 10th ke final exams me jab main inke class me fasa toh , toh main inhe cheating karwa du… iske liye ye mera lund tak chusne tak ke liye taiyar ho gaye the…. Abhi bhi yadi inhe pata ho ki final exams me physics, chemistry me main inke class me fasunga toh meri jagah ye tujhe hee pel denge...”

“Jafar… dekh kya raha hai, maar de ek mukka is chutiye ke muh me…”

Ye sunte hee Jafar ne apna hanth bandha aur use aisa karte dekh maine bhi.... bhale hee pit jaun , in teeno se... par iska thobda toh main bhi bigaad ke hee rahunga.

“aur Bhatti, naye dost bana liye tune toh…”Ranjan achanak se waha aa pahucha aur meri taraf dekh kar bola “any help..”

“Ranjan … tu is rada me mat pad… aur bio ka hoke tu , Math wale ka sath kyun de raha hai…”

“ ummm….because… I do not like you. Kamal hain, mujhe toh ye pata hee nahi tha. on the spot , tujhse nafrat ho gayi mujhse. Isliye, chhod Bhatti ko…”Jafar ki gardan pakad kar peechhe kheechte hue Ranjan bola

“arey chhod naa Ranjan… ye sab…. hota rahta hai…”apna collar thik karke , tie adjust karte hue main bola “ main handle kar leta.... waise…”

“kabhi bhi, kisi se bhi.... ladayi ho toh jyada time waste mat karna… seedhe pelke khisak lena, kyunki baad me launde wo bhi bula sakta hai aur tu bhi… aur mostly fir compromise pe mamla salat jata hai, isliye on the spot , jo karna hai kar lena… kyunki baad me mauka nahi milta….”

“Okay…wokay…”waha se apne class ki taraf jaate hue maine Ranjan ko hath dikhaya...

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“kya hua… Rose se kya baat kar raha tha…”

“yeeeeee baat kar raha tha… 2 point….”class me Ved par apna dusara point chadha kar main bola “ Number le liya… aur Sanjana ke khilaf bhadka bhi diya…”

“tu lawde... jab bhi… jo bhi sochta hai… shuru me bahut achchha lagta hai sunne me… par fir aakhir me laad tu hee chaat leta hai… isliye jyada mat soch aur simply pata Riya ko yadi serious hai toh… jyada script mat bana ki next time milunga toh kya kahunga, kya puchhunga, kaise puchhunga... kaise approach karunga… samjha”

“jo-jo tu bol raha hai… usko likh leta hu copy me… aur fir waise hee karunga. Bsdk... hoshiyari pel raha hai… waise, Jafar aaj mujhse ladne ke liye taiyar tha…”

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[Nevil singh]

Update-21​

“Sanjana ka mobile tod diya tha naa, usko lekar dhamka raha tha… 2-3 chutiyo ke sath”

“tab toh tu, on the spot… pant me moot diya hoga …”

“itna bhi fattu nahi hu… main sirf do jeevo se darta hu…”

“ek toh Ved sir dusara …???”

“ na dikhe toh saanp aur dikh gaya toh sher….”

“chal chhod.. waise kaun si photo ki painting banane wali hai, Riya..?”

“dekhte hai, abhi kuch decide nahi kiya…”

Sunayana mam aaj school nahi aayi thi, shayad wo is waqt hospital me hongi ya fir hospital se late ghar aayi hongi… pata nahi… par Sunayana mam ke naa aane ke karan , hum par gaaj gir padi thi… kyunki ab humare langdu maharaj Shri Bhagwan Das Gupta ji do period back to back lene wale the… aur jis din aisa hota tha… matlab jis din Gupta ji do period ek sath lete the, us din sab ladke-ladkiya adhmare ho jaate the… Gupta ji, aise jhatke pe jhatke dete the ki kya bataaye…. Aur aaj humare wahi jhatke khaane ka din tha. sab ise bhaanp bhi gaye the…. Isliye jab Gupta ji apne alag se attendance register me sabka naam le rahe the , toh sab ekdum chup the… jaise wo class me nahi balki kisi marghatt me baithe ho aur Saamne Gupta ji zinda nahi balki dhu-dhu karke unki laash jal rahi ho… matlab sab is level pe sahme hue se the… jisme main bhi shamil tha aur jab main chup tha toh fir Ved kaise kuch different kar sakta hai. saale ki... bachpan ki aadat hai mujhe copy karne ki

“chal re barda… khade ho….”attendance lete hue hee ek ladke ki taraf Gupta ji ne ishara kiya aur maine chain ki saans li…

Kyunki Gupta ji kabhi kisi ko akaran khada nahi karate the, jisne kuch kaand kiya hua rahta hai, usi ko wo khada karate the aur mujhe dar tha ki kahi Jafar se meri bahas Gupta ji ke kaano tak na pahuch gayi ho… isliye jab Guptaji ne mujhe naa khada karke... kisi dusare ladke ko khada kiya toh meri jaan me jaan aayi…

“kyun re bail, tu gay-bhains ki tarah jugali kyun kar raha hai… jo tere muh me hai, use khidki se baahar thook ke tu bhi idhar aa saamne….mere paas”apne dusare shikar par jhapatta marte hue Gupta ji bole….

“sorry sir, yaad nahi raha…”

“aaja… aaja … saamne aaja, yaad dilata hu tujhe….”

Gupta ji jab tak attendance complete karte tab tak wo dono ladke saamne pahuch chuke the.. jinhe dekh Gupta ji ne chair me baithe- baithe hee ek mast angadayi li… maano un do ladko ko pelne ke liye warm up kar rahe ho… unhone apne baanye shoulder ko daye hath se aur daaye shoulder ko baye hath se idhar-udhar modte hue khud ko taiyar karne lage, unhone dono hath ki ungaliyo ko foda, gardan bhi daaye-baanye ghumakar chatkaya aur is tarah jab unka warm up pura hua toh unhone dono se kaha…

“page no. 89 me kya hai... dono ek sath shuru se ek rhythm me bolna chalu karo… naa toh koyi ek shabd aage hoga, naa hee koyi ek shabd peechhe... warna jo aage hua, wo bhi pelayega aur jo peechhe hua , uski toh fir arthi hee jayegi aaj is class se...”

“samjha nahi sirrr…”

“bahra hai kya… sunayi nahi deta …? Ekdum goru ho gaye ho ka be baap ka kha-kha ke… page number.... 89 … shuru se..... bolna..... chalu karo… par pahle ye batao ki kis chapter me hai page no. 89, us chapter ka naam kya hai, us page me topic kya- kya hai aur fir jaise book me har ek shabd likha hai… waise bolna chalu karu.. ek shabd bhi miss nahi hona chahiye… yadi kahi dot hai toh dot bhi bolna hai... yadi coma hai toh use bhi skip nahi karna hai”

Par us page ka ek-ek shabd bolna toh dur , wo dono chapter ka name tak nahi bata paye… aur fir unki itni fati ki... fati me unke muh se ek shabd tak nahi nikla….

“jhuko… jhuko… meri taraf jhuko…”

Gupta ji ne un dono ke sar par hath rakha aur kuch der ke liye ekdum pyar se hath firate hue achanak se unke baal ko pakad kar jor se kheecha….

“galti ho gayi sir… aage se nahi karenge, sir… chhod dijiye … sir… maa kasam sir…”

Gupta ji apna pura jigra laga kar, daanto ko hontho tale dabaye pure gand ka jor lagakar.... un dono ke sar ke baal kheench rahe the aur itni berahmi se kheech rahe the ki class me mauzood baaki logo ko dard hone laga… hum log apna sar sahlaane lage. Maano Gupta ji unka nahi balki humare baal kheench rahe ho. bada hee nirdayi tha, Bhagwan Das Gupta.

Gupta ji ne baal kheech-kheech kar hee dono ko rula diya aur 12th ke ladke se rula lena bahut badi hoti hee… abke jamane me pata nahi, par humare jamane me thi. toh ab soch lo, kis kadar baal kheencha hoga. Gupta ji bahut der tak unke baal kheechte rahe aur fir aakhir me dono ka sar ek-dusare ke sar me jor se bhida diya…. Par chhoda nahi… sar takrane ke baad bhi Gupta ji unka baal kheechte rahe aur thodi der baad fir puri taqat se un dono ka sar takra diya…. Aur aisa tab tak karte rahe jab tak unka mann nahi bhara….

Wo dono jab Gupta ji ke changul se chhute toh unki shakl dekhne layak thi… pura chehra laal aur pura sharir paseene aur aansuo se bheega hua tha…

“chal jaa baith…”ant me ek-ek mukka un dono ki chhati me complimentary dete hue unhone kaha… “ tu aaj ke baad yadi prayer me matar-gasti ki toh, soch lena aur tu…. Class me baitha hai, kisi kothe me nahi… isliye aaj ke baad yadi gaay-bhain ki tarah jugali karte hue maine tujhe dekha… toh T.C. de dunga seedhe tere hath me… saale nalayak... mahtari-baap ka paisa barbaad kar rahe hai. abey tum dono Septic tank saaf karne ke laayak bhi nahi ho... septic tank chhodo tum dono ko toh koyi ghaas chhilne ke liye bhi nahi rakhega apne ghar me... chutiye, saale. Bhagwan Das ke saamne gundayi karte hai... ”

Apne chair par baithe-baithe un dono ka game bajane ke baad Gupta ji , topic pe aaye… unhone marker hath me liya aur white board pe likha…. Corundum



Gupta ji school ke sabse khatarnak teacher the aur unse bachne ka sirf ek hee tarika tha ki class ke andar murde ban jao aur class ke bahar unke saamne mat aao… warna wo pel hee denge aur aise normally nahi pelenge balki question puchh – puchh ke pelenge… taki pelayi khane wala launda yadi ghar me shikayat bhi karega toh yahi karega ki question ka answer nahi bana, isliye pela Gupta ji ne… ispe gharwale bhi Gupta ji ki side le lete the ki, achchha kiya… aur maarna chahiye tha unko. Isliye ye sirf do raaste the Gupta ji se bachne ka… jinhe main hamesha follow karta tha. Waise ek teesara raasta bhi tha aur wo tha… Gupta ji se tution padhna… kyunki jo students unse tution padhte the, maine aaj tak… unhe Gupta ji se pelayi khate hue nahi dekha… khair, main aaj tak shuru ke do rules hee follow karke unse bachte aaya tha… matlab, aisa nahi hai ki.. main kabhi Gupta ji se maar nahi khaaya. Khaya hoon, par bahut pahle... kayi saal pahle... ab toh yaad bhi nahi...

Toh Gupta ji ne topic likha Corundum… aur unke ye likhte hee… class ke sabhi ladke-ldkiyo ke chehre pe achanak muskan aa gayi… siway mujhe aur Ved ko chhodkar….

“Corundum…”Gupta ji ne ek baar fir bola aur unke is baar bolte hee abki aadhi class hasne lagi aur jab aadhi hasne lagi toh baki bhi hasne lage… ye soch kar ki puri class ko toh Gupta ji marenge nahi… lekin main fir bhi nahi hasa… matlab hasi mujhe bhi aa rahi thi, par maine apni hasi ko dabaye rakha….

Gand Gupta ji ki bhi fat gayi thi ki sala, in logo ko achanak se kya ho gaya hai.. mera dar nahi hai kya inhe… jabki abhi-abhi inhi ke beech se do ko pela hai… par wo samajh nahi paye ki sab has kyun rahe hai… unhone ek baar jor se cheekh kar sabko shaant karaya aur fir board ki taraf palat kar Corundum jo unhone board me likha tha, use underline karte hue ek baar fir bole…

“ toh hum padhenge aaj…… Corundum”

Aur jaisa ki kuch der se ho raha tha, is baar bhi wahi hua… puri class thahake maarne lagi… aur jab puri class thahake laga rahi thi toh.. ek ladka bhavnao me bah gaya aur thoda jor se uske muh se nikal gaya…

“Condom…”

Bas yahi reason tha sabke hasne ka… jab Gupta ji ne pahle-pahal Corundum kaha toh ekdum dheere se kisi ne condom kah diya tha… jo peechhe baithe ladke-ladkiyo ko toh sunayi diya par board ke paas khade Guptaji ko nahi…. Bas yahi kaaran tha… aur yahi kahaani. baaki saamne ke aadhe log isliye hans diye kyunki peechhe ke log hans rahe the.

“kaun bola… Condom….”

Jakash update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-22​

jab bhavnao me bahkar ek ladke ne zara tez aawaz me bola toh Gupta ji, Marker saamne table me fek kar khisiyate hue puchhe…. Aur us taraf gaye jidhar se aawaz aayi thi. Jidhar se aawaz aayi thi, Gupta ji wahi khade hue aur ghoor-ghoor kar waha baithe 4-5 ladko ko dekhne lage…

“kaun bola… bata do, warna sabko ground me leta-leta kar kacharunga …”

“hum me se kisi ne nahi bola, sir…” ye wo ladka bola, jisne actually me condom bola tha

aur toh aur.... jidhar main aur Ved baithe the… udhar ungali aur dikha di bhosdi wale ne ki.... humari taraf se koyi bola hai. par ek baat wo jo hoshiyari me bhool gaya tha , wo ye ki..... Gupta ji Sanki the, chodu nahi… jo kisi ki bhi baat maankar kisi ko bhi pel de. wo kisi ko pelte the toh sirf khud ke saboot par… upar se us ladke ne ek galti aur kar di… galti ye kari ki, jo aawaz Gupta ji ke kaan me thodi der pahle ~Condom shabd ke roop me padi thi, us aawaz ko jab us ladke ne bola ki… ~ hum me se kisi ne nahi bola, sir…. Toh us aawaz ko Gupta ji ke kaano ne pahchan liya ki ye toh wahi condom shabd kahne waali aawaz hai aur fir...........

fir..... us ladke ka baal pakad kar use kheechte hue pahle bench se zameen me laaye aur fir zameen me ghaseet-te hue saamne board ki taraf le gaye….

“apna modern atomic maas unit yani ki a.m.u. kis par based hai…”us ladke ko khada karke chair me pasarte hue Gupta ji ne sawal daga aur fir se warm up karne lage... unhone fir se apni ungaliya aur gardan chatkayi...

“C-12 par … sir..”sehme-sehme usne jawab diya

“achchha, toh ab ye bata… photoelectric effect kya hota hai…”

“phhhooto… electric… photoelectric effects… effect means… emission of electron.. sorry , electrons by… by… electrooo..magnetic radiation strike…..striking on a meeetal… metal surface…”ladkhadate hue usne apna answer complete kiya , jis-se Gupta ji ko use maarne ka mauka fir se nahi mila…

“very good …”

Gupta ji ab puri tarah khishiya chuke the, kyunki unhone abhi tak do teer chalaye the aur dono teer return hokar unhi ki gand me ghus chuke the…. Isliye unhone abki baar apna brahmastra nikala… purana page number wala nahi... nope. naya wala brahmastra… jis-se koyi parichit nahi tha… main khud bhi nahi. Dusara uttar bhi sahi sunkar Gupta ji thodi der ke liye shant ho gaye, wo mann hee mann me mantra padh kar apne new version waale Brahmastra ko aavahan dene lage aur fir jab Brahmastra prakat ho gaya toh unhone us ladke par chalaya… mera matlab.... Gupta ji ne next question puchha….

“this element is the fifth most abundant element in the whole universe, in gaseous form , it is colourless, odourless and generally considered as inert gas. In the form of liquid, it is also colourless and odourless and look like water…. The compound of this element are present in oraganic material, foods, fertilizers, explosions and poisons, but in excess , this is very dangerous… iska question kya hoga…?”

“kyaaa… sir, main samjha nahi…”

“maine tumhe answer bataya, ab tum mujhe question batao ki, ye kis question ka answer hai…”

“ye kaisa question hai , sir…”

“ye question nahi hai…. Question toh tujhe batana hai… maine toh answer bataya hai… tum logo ko answer me question batana hai...?”

Jiske baad wo ladka shaant ho gaya aur answer sochne laga… mera matlab, question sochne laga… aur fir thodi der baad usne apna sar naa me hilaya….

“nahi pata… ale..le..le… le.. le... chal aaaja”

“sorry… sir…”

“jhuk… jhuk…. Jhuk … der mat kar... jitna der karega, utna jyada maarunga. jhuk... abey jhuk….”apni ghadi utarkar saamne table par rakhte hue Gupta ji chillaye aur apne trademark style me uske sar ka baal kheechkar use charo taraf parikrama karane lage….

“answer toh koyi bhi bata sakta hai, lekin sachchha kshatriya wahi jo question bata de…”khade hokar ek kohni uske peeth me maarte hue Gupta ji ne kaha aur fir ek ke baad ek lagatar apne kohni se uske peeth par prahar karne lage …

Shuru me do-teen kohni ki maar toh wo ladka sah gaya lekin jab Gupta ji ne kohni se maarna jaari rakha toh uski peeth apne aap bend hone lagi… wo kabhi ek taraf white board waali deewar se takrata toh agle hee kohni ke maar me jhatkhha khate hue dusari taraf saamne baithe ladko ki bench se… aur fir eka-ek…. Zameen me dahad maarte hue gir gaya…. Jise Gupta ji ne thodi der baad fir se baal pakad kar uthaya aur baal kheechte hue fir se parikrama karate hue bole…

“sale, nira naam goru ho gaye ho tum log… yaha tum log padhne aate ho ya ghaas chhilne …. Ya fir septic tank saaf karne… kyun apne maa-baap ka paisa barbaad kar rahe ho… yaha condom … condom karoge. Kash tere baap ne bhi Condom pahna hota ... haaaayyy....” uchak kar ek kohni uski peeth me maarte hue Gupta ji ne kaha “ yaha condom-condom karoge aur fir tution bhi pata nahi kis-kis se padhte ho… mujhse tution padhte hote toh aaj har sawal ka jawab aur har jawab ka sawal maloom hota… lekin nahi, main toh padhata hee nahi hu kuch…. Aisi afwaah uda rakhe ho pure rewa me…. Makkar kahi ke, deshdrohiyo...”

Ab uske baal chhod Gupta ji ne uske gaal ko nishana banaya aur chehre par ek ke baad ek jhapad maarna shuru kiya aur jo jhapad mara…. BC aisa lagta ki hume maar raha hai, jab jab Gupta ki ungaliya uske gaal par padti… toh mera gaal jal uthata… ki madarchod koyi aise kisi ko kaise maar sakta… sala rukne ka naam hee nahi le raha tha… us ladke ka pura sharir paseene se bhig chukka tha.. aankh, naak, muh se pura material bahar aakar uske gaal se latak raha tha aur chehra Gupta ji ke thappad kha-kha kar angaar ki tarah laal ho chala tha, kabhi woe k gaal par thappad maarte toh kabhi achanak se apne dono hatho ka istemaal kar uske dono gaalo par thappad jad dete... uske muh se ab laar bhi nikalne laga tha …

Gupta ji lambi saanse le-lekar us ladke ko maarte jaate aur wo ladka, lambi saanse le-lekar Gupta ji ki maar rote hue khaate jata…. Katayi harami tha madarchod Gupta…. Wo us ladke ko 10-15 minute tak non-stop maarta raha aur fir jab maarne ki taqat nahi bachi toh Gupta ji wahi haafte hue chair par baith gaye….

“jaa… jaa… yaah… yaha... se…”kursi me pasarte hue Gupta ji haanfte hue bas itna hee kah paaye aur apni aankhe band karke lambi-lambi saanse bharne lage

Aur ye wo waqt tha jab Gupta ji sabse jyada vulnerable hote the. Jab wo kisi ko thakne tak maare… toh uske baad unki class me kuch bhi karo, unhe koyi fark nahi padta… kyunki unme ab aur pelne ki taqat nahi bachti thi… jiska fayda uthate hue Ved mujhse bola…

“chodu hai kya lawda ye… shuru me do question ke anwer dena hee nahi tha use, jitna answer deta gaya… Gupta utna hee khisiyata gaya aur fir jab aakhiri me fasa toh maa chod di Gupta ne iski… Gupta, ko is-se koyi matlab nahi ki kaun ladka padhne me hoshiyaar hai aur kaun chutiya… use sirf yahi chahiye ki students us-se dab ke rahe…... lawda , Arman tak ko Gupta ne lapete me le liya tha… wo baat alag hai ki fir Arman ne bhi pel diya tha…”

“achchha toh wo Principal office ke bahar jab tu mujhe bata raha tha ki usne ek teacher ko mara tha… toh wo teacher…. wo Gupta ji the…?”chauk kar maine puchha... matlab koyi Gupta ji ko bhi maar sakta hai, aisa concept us samay pahli baar maine suna tha...

“tu us samay ghar me tha, jab teri dadi pela gayi thi...”

“bsdk...”

“sorry .. wo jab teri dadi swarg sidhar gayi thi.. tu ek mahine nahi aaya tha. usi samay ka kaand hai ye aur usi ki den hai ki Gupta.... ab kisi ko laat se nahi maarta aur langda-langda kar chalta hai..”

“kyun… kya hua tha…”

“yeeeeeee hua tha…. 4 point…”

“bata na… maza aayega”

“matter kya tha , maloom nahi… par itna maloom hai ki, Gupta kisi baat me khisiya gaya tha, Arman se aur fir bas seedhe pelayi chalu kar di. pahle toh isne hath se Arman ko maara , Arman sah gaya lekin fir jab hath se maarte-maarte ye thak gaya toh isne laat se maarna chaha…. Bahut hee khunnaya hua tha Gupta lagta hai... Gupta ne gariyaate hue Arman ki maa ko kuch kah diya tha , jiske baad Arman iski maa ko beech me le aaya.... bas fir kya tha , Gupta ne gusse me diya ek laat, Arman bench me buri tarah takraya , par ladke batate hai ki iske baad jab Gupta ne fir se laat uthaya maarne ke liye toh... Arman ne iska pair pakad liya aur bola ki…. Sun lawda, meri bhi izzat hai aur tere se jyada hai. samjha. Abhi Ek jhapad marunga toh yahi pe teen type se mootega, madhaarchod… inscest lover ”

“teen type se mootega matlab …?”

“teen type se mootega matlab... thanda.. garam aur gunguna… ”

“fir kya hua…”

Nice update bhai

 

[Moon Light]

Update-66

जिंदगी ये किस मोड़ पर ले आयी है भट्टी को,
जँहा वो जाए वँहा आग ही आग भड़क रही...!!!

सब कुछ सोच और समझ के उलट हो रहा अथर्व के साथ आजकल ( अरे मतलब पास्ट में )
वेद के आईडिया के साथ जो अथर्व ने संजना के लिए किया,
वही अब वो जफर रिया के साथ कर रहा, पर वो सिंपल तरीके से भी कह सकता था, पर उसने तो सबके सामने रिया की तारीफ के साथ डोनेशन मांगनी शुरू की...
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खैर जो होना था वो तो होकर ही रहेगा
पहले संजना से दूरी और अब रिया से भी दूरियां
और कितना बुरा हुआ होगा भट्टी की जिंदगी में जो आजतक सिंगल है
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खैर पास्ट में सब बुरा हुआ हो कोई बात नही,
पर एक जो अच्छाई या अच्छा हुआ अथर्व के लिए वो ये की वेद अभी भी साथ है
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ब्रिलियंट अपडेट
वेटिंग फ़ॉर नेक्स्ट​

 

[AmitX]

thanks gyani bhai for another master piece

i will read updates then give review

 

[Daredevil420]

Update-66​

“Good Morning Sir and very Good Morning my fellow students. As you all know, we Sansakar Valleians are one big family and we always help each other, no matter the cost or the situation. in past, whenever anyone needed any kind of help, We were always there for each other and i promise we will always be like this. Our one of the brightest student and a fantastic painter….”

“Sanjana ko leke fir se randi rona kar raha hai ye….”Ved ne beech me mujhse kaha..

“chup be… badhiya bol raha hai ye… sunne de…” maine Ved ko chup karaya aur pura concentration Jafar par focus किया

“So, Our one of the brightest student and a fantastic painter, who are also going to represent our school in upcoming painting competition"

"Ye toh Sanjana ka pichha chhod hee nahi raha.."main badbadaya

"And She is nobody else but.............… "

"Silky Sanjana..."maine mann hee mann wo naam pahle le liya, jo Jafar aage lene wala tha...

"She is nobody else but...."

"Bolega madarchod... Yaa desk pe khade hoke gol gol lund ghumau tab bolega"abki baar jab Ranjan ne pause liya toh Ved dabi aawaz me gurraya....

"She is nobody else but RIYA.... ROSE.."


"Madarchod... Mahtarichod.... Betichod... Bitiyachod.... Chachi-chod... Chacha-chod... Le uda ye Riya Rose ko bhi.."peechhe baithe baithe Ved Aashcharyachakit ho mere peeth me ek mukka maarkar budbudaya "bola thaa naa... Riya Rose sahi ladki nahi hai tere liye"

"Riya Rose...."main is jhatke seubar tak nahi paaya tha ki Jafar ne aage bola "her mother is admitted to the Vindhya hospital yesterday for kidney Stone treatment. Riya and her family Emotionally as well as economically need our support… therefore, it is my request to you, please donate as much as you can because tomorrow this could happen with anyone present in this class. That’s all… Thank you sir….”


Itna Bolkar Jafar sabse pahle Bulla ka hee chalaan kaatne uske paas gaya , Bulla ne apne shirt ki jeb me hath dala aur 500 ki ek patti nikal kar Jafar ko pakda diya… Jafar ne Bulla ka naam likha aur uske dwara donate kiye hue rupaye… iske baad usne wahi trick apnayi jo maine Sanjana ke donation me apnayi thi… usne bhi shuruat laadkiyo se ki … aur donation maagte waqt Sansakar Valley is a big family ka naara diye jaa raha tha… ab maths ki ladkiya bhale hee calculas jaise complicated topic padhi ho, lekin family ke naam par sabka dil paseej gaya aur sabne ‘we are Sanskar Valleians’ ka naara maarte hue donate karna shuru kar diya… aur donation lene ki ninja technique main pahle hee bata chuka hu ki jo bhi laundo se karwana ho , wo chiz ladkiyo se karwa lo… ladke jhak maar ke aayenge… toh same idhar bhi hua…


saale ne acha analyse kiya meri Atharva Neeti ko aur copy karke Riya ko impress karne chala hai.... Dialogue tak same rakha.. Sirf Sanjana ki jagah, Riya Rose ka naam daal diya aur bimari ka name change kar diya. Ye jaroor un do Madhu aur Mini ki karamat hogi... Sali burchattiya.


Jafar har ek ki desk ke paas jata, jo jitna paisa deta… uske naam ke saamne utna paisa likh kar aage wale ke paas hath faila leta…. Jafar ke paas meri tarah Ranjan nahi tha.. Jo laundo ko do-teen mukka pelkar jabardasti unse donation karwa le... Lekin mc ladkiyo ne fir bhi badh chadhkar hissa liya... Mira ne toh 2000 rs diya... Aur boli ki baaki main kal de dungi...


"Bhai, Mira call girl toh nahi ban gayi...? Warna itna paisa kaun deta hai... Dekh toh, Lawda Bulla tak sharma kar class se baahar nikal gaya... Ms. Robinhood hai Mira... Aamiro ka lawda lekar, garibo ko paisa deti hai" Ved bola "sala Mira aur Jafar ko ek sath dekhkar inka purana prem prasang yaad aa gaya...?? Waise, Atharva... Kya Mira ko pata hai ki uske Jafar ke sath breakup me hum dono ka hath tha..??"

"Nahi... Humne toh bas wo kiya jo us waqt hume sahi laga.. BC, apne dosto ke sath Mira ko share karne ka plan bana raha tha Jafar... Atharva Dev hawasi ho sakta hai, lekin haivan nahi... Waise bahut sahi game khela tha hum dono ne.. Aaj tak ise hawa nahi lagi "

"Game humne nahi tune khela tha jhoothi afwaah faila kar ki Jafar Mira ko apne dosto ke sath share karne waala hai.. Jabki aisa kuch thaa hee nahi... Sach toh ye tha ki wo Sanjana ko patane laga tha... Aur wo Sanjana ko naa pataye isliye tune Mira wali afwaah failayi school me taaki Sanjana usse set hee naa ho. Lekin tera daav yaha ulta pad gaya... Ye afwah failte hee Jafar ne Mira ko makkhi ki tarah nikal feka aurCompletely Sanjana ke peechhe lag gaya... Lekin idhar Mira bahut badnaam ho gayi... Is lihaaj se dekha jaaye toh game humne nahi Jafar ne khela tha.. BC ne Sanjana ko jo pata liya aur ab jab Sanjana se door hua......"

"Aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ki itni khatarnak afwaah failane ke baad bhi Sanjana, jafar se kaise set ho gayi...?? Kasam se main aaj tak suspence me hoon is baat ko lekar.."

"Sometimes, i think she did it on purpose... And deep down she always knew that you loved her... Ab Riya Rose ke sath bhi yahi karega Jafar... Dekh lena..."

" Riya Rose ko leke tension mat le.... Ranjan mujhe ashvasan de chuka hai ki.. Wo school ke kisi bhi ladko ko Riya se set hone nahi dega... "

"Chuda Jafar fir... Yadi Ranjan ne aisa bola hai toh...?? Yaa fir tune Ranjan ko manipulate karke aisa bulwaya..??"

"Galat log aksar dusro ko galat samjhte hai, unhe khud ki galti nahi dikhti... Jaise Mahabharat ke yuddh ka blame aaj bhi kuch log Shri Krishna pe thopte hai... Bas waise hee tu bhi har chij ke liye mujhe blame karna band kar... Kyunki is pure school me ekmatra main hee aisa ladka hoon, jisne Ranjan ko apne ghar bulaya hai... Tum logo ki toh himmat tak nahi hoti ki Ranjan ka naam tak le lo ghar me... Aur ye BC Riya ki maa ko achanak hua kya.. Thik toh ho gayi thi.. Aur ye mujhe pata kyun nahi..?? "


Isi bich Jafar donation lete -lete mere bench ki taraf badhne laga, Jafar ko apni oor aata dekh Ved ne apne dono pair desk par rakha aur full role me hath sar ke pichhe kar, sar peechhe wali desk se tika kar Jafar ko ghoorne laga...

"Atharva.. Donation de.."

“pahle batana tha , main paisa nahi laya..”jab Jafar mere saamne aaya toh maine kaha….

“koyi baat nahi… bahut badhiya” Jafar khushi -khushi copy me likhte hue kaha “Atharva Singh- Nil…. Riya kitna proud feel karegi ye dekhkar… photo kheech lunga is list ki main , Riya ko dikhane ke liye.. Waise jo donation nahi deta.. Main,Simply Uska naam hee nahi likhta list me.. Lekin tera jaroor likhunga aur jo list Riya ko oaise ke sath dunga.. Us list me sabse upar tera naam rahega... Bakayda bade bade zero ke sath... "

“kal de dunga na… aaj likh de…”

“koyi aur hota toh chalta , par tere liye nahi…. Saale, bhatti"

“ek kaam kar…. Ye le 300 aur Atharva ke naam se entry kar…”peechhe apna sar tikaye Ved ne apne shirt ki jeb se 100-100 ke 3 note nikal kar Jafar se bola… “aur mere naam ke aage nil likh de… Ved Sir ko ghanta farak nahi padta in sab chijo se... ”


Ved ne teen sau rupaye Jafar ki taraf neeche feka aur mujhe dekhkar aankh mara…. Jafar daant peesate hue mera naam likha aur Ved ka naam…. Jaisa ki usne kaha tha ki wo donation naa dene waalo ko simply list me mention hee nahi karta... Isliye usne Ved ko ignore marke aage badh gaga. Jafar toh waha se chala gaya par jaane se pahle mere kaan me kuch fussfusa kar gaya…


“tere karan Sanjana mujhse alag hui thi na, ab mere karan Riya tujhse alag hogi…. wo toh acha hua Riya ki maa Vindhya me admit hai yadi bychance Sanjay Gandhi me admit hoti toh fir dekhta tu… Sanjay Gandhi me peon se lekar doctor tak meri pahuch hai… mujhe gaand dhone ka saabun bechne wala kaha tha tune.. Sale, bhatti... Sanjay Gandhi me meri family se hee do surgeon hai, waha Riya ki sari arrangement main hee kar deta… shukar mana ki Riya ki maa Sanjay Gandhi me nahi balki Vindhya me hai. ab main Aisa bomb fodunga teri zindagi me ki tere sare armano ke chithade-chithade udd jayenge… ”


" good luck fighting both Deception King & Sexy Saahityakar aur meri koshish bhi yahi rahegi ki next time jab hum dono ki ladayi ho toh Joshi aur government school ke ladke shuruat se hee mauzood rahe.. Kya pelenge tujhe wo sab... Saale, Maar maar ke tere muh ko gand naa bana de toh kahna... Baaki teri family me se do surgeon hai hee... "maine sirf itna kaha aur muskura diya… kyunki smile karna hee best response hota hai , chahe aap fati me ho ya fir kisi fasaad me.. friend ke sath ho ya fir foe ke sath… bas muskura do aur saamne wali ki jal ke raakh ho jati hai... so maine bhi wahi kiya….

“kya bol raha tha tere kaan me… jo tu bhadak gaya”Jafar ke jaane ke baad Ved mujhse puchha…

“yeeeee…. Puch raha tha.. 4 point…”

“bata nahi toh abhiye apna 300 rupaye wapas le lunga…”

“kuch nahi bol raha tha ki tu use bahut pasand hai aur wo teri gand maarna chahta hai, aaj Lunch time me…. Isliye tujhe bathroom me milne ke liye bola hai…”

“ulta palta ke main hee pond mar lunga uski… waise ye Riya ki maa dobara kab admit ho gayi… tune bataya nahi…”

“main kya batata… mujhe khud hee nahi maloom.... baat-chit band hai…”

Kya dialogue chipkaya bhai... Mira wala ved ka panch line dialogue mast tha..
Yeh to jafar copy karne laga atharva ka...

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-23​

“fir kya hoga…. Pair pakad ke fek diya Gupta ko ek taraf aur bench utha ke jis pair se Gupta ne maara tha, usi pe Bench patak diya. sale ka pair bhi toot gaya tha… isiliye toh ab halka-halka langda ke chalta hai aur ab kisi ko pair se nahi maarta… ”

“achha haan , yaad aaya… … khabar mili thi mujhe… par maine dhyan nahi diya tha us waqt , jyada..... ki... kaun maara, kaun maar khaya...”

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Is tarah is kaand ke sath aaj ka humara school samapt hua aur school khatm hone tak, jin-jin ldko ko Gupta ji ne bina saabun aur paani ke dhoya tha , wo khabar 11th, 12th me lagbhag sabhi ko pata chal gayi thi… fir chahe wo commerce wale ho , ya fir bio wale… sabhi ke kaano me ye breaking news flash ho rahi thi .. ki... kaun pelaya... kis tarah pelaya. Kaise wo gidgida kar Gupta ji se raham ki bheekh maang rahe the Aur jab wo teeno shoorveer class se nikle toh sab un teeno ka sabke saamne Mazak udane lage aur jo unka mazak nahi uda rahe the wo… bina kuch kahe, unhe dekh kar sirf hans rahe the…. Wo teeno sharam se apni gardan uthane tak ka saahas nahi kar paa rahe the. Bas jald se jald kisi tarah yaha se, in Mazak banana waalo se, is school se is samay door chale jaana chahte the. Unka kaleja aur fat pada... jab ladko ke sath ladkiya bhi unka Mazak udaane lagi... especially junior girls. Aur kal se pura school isme shaamil hone walaa tha. Ye mere school ki sabse kharab baat lagti thi mujhe , kyunki aise hee har hafte kisi na kisi ka pure school me Mazak banta tha… jo Mazak banate , wo toh is baat ko ghar jakar bhool jate the… par jiska Mazak banta tha, uska vayktitva hee achanak se badal jata…. Wo ajeeb hee harkate karne lagta tha… aisa pahle bhi hua tha... aaj bhi ho raha tha aur aage bhi hone wala tha… mujhe kharab to lagta , par main kar bhi kya sakta tha…? siway iske ki agle din jab wo school aaye, yadi aaye toh… unse pahle ki tarah bina aaj ka jikra kare unse waise hee baat karu, jaise pahle karta tha…. jaise ki kal kuch hua hee na ho. par sabki soch aisi nahi thi….

“thank you yar, Bhatti…. I love you…”daudkar achanak mere gale lagte hue Ranjan bola... jisse mera dhyan un teen ladko se toota

“aisa kya kar diya maine… sirf videogame khelne ke liye hee toh bulaya hai…”

“chheee lawda…. Aakkkk thooo”Ranjan ko mere gale laga dekh Ved buri si shakal banakar bola aur khakharne laga…

“tujhe kya hua…”

“thhuuuu lawda…”waha se seedhe neeche thook kar Ved bola, jo seedhe neeche se gujar rahi ek ladki ke sar par gira…

“arey , madarchod…” turaant neeche baithkar chhipte hue Ved ne kaha

“nikal gayi wo…… khada ho ja, maloom hee nahi chala use…”

“bach gaye….”wapas khade hote hue Ved ne kaha “aur ye kya gay-yapa laga rakhe ho tum dono…. Waise main soch raha tha ki yadi… tum dono ek dusare se door rahoge toh kaun sa gaana ek-dusare ki yaad me gaoge…”

“kaun sa gayenge… bata toh..”seedhiyo se neeche utarte hue maine puchha…

“tum dono , ye wala gaana gaoge…. Aaja sawariya… aah… aah… aah…. Laad se laad mila… oooo… Laad se laad mila... ”

“waise main Videogame ke liye thank you, nahi bol raha tha… bhatti ”Ved ke gaane ko beech me hee rok Ranjan bola

“fir kisliye…?”

“wo Sanjana ne meri request accept kar li aur jab maine use messge kiya toh boli ki tere kahne pe ki hai…”

“ye le… ek aur Sanjana ka aashiq aa gaya… ab toh wo ek story bhi likh sakti hai apne love life pe…. Three Boys of My Life….”do-do seedhiya ek sath kood kar paar karte hue Ved ne kaha

“teen… kaun… kaun…”Ranjan ne puchha

“ek Jafar, ek tu aur ek…..”

“aur ek… Sanjana ka jija… Karan Naik…”Ved mera naam leta, uske pahle hee main bol pada… jiske baad Ved samajh gaya aur usne aage kuch nahi bola…

“uska jija… Karan Naik…?”

“arey kuch nahi….”Ranjan ke kandhe par hath rakhte hue main bola “ek baar wo aise bata rahi thi mujhe ki Karan Naik, uske sath baat-baat pe flirt karta hai… normal hai ye… jija-Sali ke beech… waise kab aayega Video-game khelne…”

“thodi der baad… abhi dhaba jaunga, kuch account ka lafda hai toh papa ne bulaya hai… ek kaam karo, mere sath tum dono bhi chalo… wahi khayenge… fir sath me aayenge”

“main nahi jaa raha…. Ved ko le ja… mere ko Riya se kuch baat karni hai…”

“chal Ved, chalega…”

“areyyy… ye bhi koyi puchhne wali baat hai… chudayi aur puchh-puchh”

“chudayi....”Ranjan apna sar khujane laga ye sunkar... Sexy Saahityakar se uska parichay abhi nahi hua tha, isliye wo Ved ke is kathan ko thik se nahi samajh paya

“uska matlab tha... neki aur puchh-puchh.... Sexy Saahityakar hai naa.. normal baat nahi karta...”maine Ranjan ka doubt clear kiya

Ved , Ranjan ke sath usi ki bike me nikal gaya aur idhar main.... main gate me intezaar karne laga………............... Sanjana ka. Jo ki apni saheliyo ke sath kuch hee door me thi aur ab meri taraf hee aa rahi thi…

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“ok byeee… girls… kal milte hai fir…”gate ke bahar aane ke baad Sanjana apne saheliyo se boli

“bye… muuuaaahhhaaaa….”uski saheliyo ne Sanjana ko udati hui chummi di, jise maine pakad liya

“wowww… kabhi, mujhe bhi dila de…. Kab tak single rahunga…”

“chal, jyada stud mat ban…”turant ek kohni mere pet me markar apne saheliyo ki chummi mere hath se wapas lekar Sanjana aage badh gayi … “Ved tere sath nahi hai....? school me toh dikha tha, mujhe. Fir kaha hai....”

“yahhhhaaaaa …… 1 point…”bina lund ki taraf ishara kiye main khushi se jhoom utha.... “Ranjan ke sath gaya hai…”

“tu kyun nahi gaya...? aur pahle chillaya kyun... yaaahaaaaa bolkar ? aur ye 1 point… ye kya hai....?”

“kuch nahi… aunty ki tabiyat kaisi hai….”

“thik hai…”

“wo Sunayana mam… aaj school , nahi aayi toh…. laga ki. anyway, hospital chalna hai…? Main taiyar hu tere sath chalne ke liye…”

“tu kab se meri itni parvaah karne laga…”

“aaj se, infact abhi se…”

“naaa… Jafar ke sath already baat ho chuki hai meri… wo jayega mere sath”

Jafar ka naam sunte hee main shant ho gaya… matlab ekdum se shant… matab waise hee shant maano main abhi shamshan me hu aur saamne Gupta ji ki laash jal rahi ho... matlab us level ki shanti aur shant hokar Sanjana ke sath sadak par chup-chap chalne laga….

“waise mujhe maloom hai, tu kyun mujhe hospital le jaana chahta hai… ?”

“really....?”

“kyunki tujhe toh bike dete nahi uncle, aise ghumne ke liye… especially , jab se garmiyo me tu bike lekar naali me ghus gaya tha.. isliye, Mere bahane , tu ghar se bike lega aur mujhe hospital ke gate me utar kar… Riya ke ghar ke aas-paas ghumte hue role maarega… Atti Bhatti...”

“how could you.....even..... know that….”jab Sanjana ne ekdum correct guess mara toh mere muh ke sath mera sab kuch fata ka fata rah gaya….

“tujhe bola na… jitna tu khud ko hoshiyaar samajhta hai… utna tu hai nahi . aur beta, muh band kar le… warnaa muh me koyi thook dega”

“waise kya ghatiya painting banayi hai tune…”

“how could you..... even..... say that....”

jab mujhe samajh nahi aaya ki Sanjana ki beizzati ke reply me kaise uski beizzati karu toh maine ye bola... aur abki baar Sanjana ka muh ke sath sab kuch fata ka fata rah gaya… wo jaha thi wahi mujhe dekhte hue khadi ho gayi…

“beti, muh band kar le, warna muh me koyi thook dega.... aur aisa main nahi kah raha… infact mere liye toh wo painting best of the best hai. tu toh jaanti hee hai ki main tera sabse bada fan hoon. Ye toh Riya Rose aisa bol rahi thi, jab maine use wo painting dikhayi toh…”

“how could she……”

“arey chhod na… wo kya jaanegi, ki tune kitni mehnat se banayi thi wo painting… par jab wo burai karti rahi toh maine bhi use challenge de diya ki dum hai toh tujhse achchhi painting bana ke dikhaye…”

“tab wo kya boli…”

“arey kuch nahi… chal ghar…”

“tu bata wo kya boli…”

“kya karegi jaankar.. chal ghar..”

“tu bata ..”

“arey ye sab toh normal hai, Silky... chalta rahta hai. waise bhi apne Yug Purush ka ek dialogue hai...”

“bhaad me gaya tera Yug Purush... tu seedhe-seedhe bata nahi toh yahi pe leta-leta ke peeeeluuuungiiiii..."ye bolte-bolte Sanjana chup ho gayi...,

kyunki usko shayad laga ki use is word ka istemaal nahi karna chahiye tha... par mujhe Sanjana ko aise awkward situation me dekh andar hee andar bahut maza aa raha tha aur apne is maze ko aur badhane ke liye.....

"kya boli tu.... abhi...?"jabardasti chaukte hue , apni aankhe badi-badi karte hue maine kaha

"kya boli.. kuch nahi boli.... main.."

"tu abhi kuch pelllll..."

"sorry, mera matlab tha.... maarungi... lita-lita ke..."wo mujhe beech me hee rok kar boli....

Naayaab update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-24​

“kya maaregi....?”daant dikhate hue main ek aur baar chaunka...

“bata naaaaa.....”jab main apni hee soch me daant dikhate hue khoya raha toh, ekdum jor se achanak hee mera baal pakad kar kheechte hue Sanjana puchhi...

“abeyyy... teriii maa.. baal chhod....”

“pahle bata...”

“abey paagal hai kya... baal chhod... koyi school ka dekh lega toh...? izzat chali jayegi meri... please.. chhod de yaar.... I love you from left side”

“pahle bata kya boli... wo Riya Rose...”aur jor se mera baal kheechte hue Sanjana puchhi

“tu toh Gupta ji bane jaa rahi hai... chhod de Silky... I really love you... yar”

“Riya Rose.... kya boli.... pahle ye bata”itna bolkar Sanjana aur jor se mera baal kheechne lagi

“ wo boli ki … ok… challenge accepted…” apna baal chhudakar main khisiyaya... “pura bheja dard kar raha hai... billi hai kyaaaa ya fir10 saal ki ladki hai tu... jo sabke saamne mera baal noch rahi thi...ek minute... kisi ne dekha toh nahi... Gupta ji toh nahi dekha....”

“challenge accepted... wo painting banane ke liye maan gayi...?”

“haan.. maan gayi. par tu tension mat le, jab se tu school me aayi hai… tab se har saal painting competition tu hee toh jeet rahi hai… kaha tu aur kaha wo nausikhiya Riya… koyi Rosie-Wozie tere saamne nahi tikne wali. mana ki main, use pasand karta hu… lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki wo mere kisi dost ke bare me kuch bhi bole aur main sunta rahu…tu toh jaanti hee hai ki mera sirf ek siddhant hai ~मित्रता परमो धर्मः ”

“good…”

“thank you…”

“chal kya khayega bol…. Main khilati hu…”

“mere paas bhi paisa hai… aaj main tujhe khilata hu…”

“Burger point chal fir…”

“aa gayi aaukat pe… apne paise se gup-chup aur samosa ke aalwa kuch nahi khayegi… lekin jaise hee mujh jaisa koyi bada aadmi dikha nahi ki… burger, pizza ki demand karne lagti hai… tum ladkiyo ko main bahut achchhi tarah jaanta hu… kitaab likh sakta hoon main tum ladkiyo ki makkari par... lalchi aurat”

“dekh.. Atharva. tujhe khilana hai toh khila… faltu ka lecture mat de…”

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Khair, hum dono waha se burger point gaye... jaha main burger khaate hue ye sochne laga ki ab apne is plan ko kaise aage execute karna hai...? aur fir kaise ladkiya apni middle finger ko mera naam dekar wo us ungali ko jaldi-jaldi andar baahar kar rahi hai... iske sapne dekhne laga.... burger bhi tasty tha , isliye sapna bhi apne-aap tasty lagne laga.

“rapidfire… ?”do-do burger thusane ke baad jab main aur Sanjana ghar ki taraf aage badhe toh wo boli…

“ kya hai yaar tera... isiliye tere sath main school aana-jaana nahi karta... pura chab jaati hai... rapidfire… ? really…? Tujhe itna kyun pasand hai, rapidfire…. Kyun…. Kisliyeee..”

“isliyeeeee… 1 point..”bina kisi ishare ke Sanjana boli

Use is point system ke concept ke bare me maloom bhi nahi tha, par fir bhi usne mujhpar point chadha diya... Aur jaise hee Sanjana ne mujhpar 1 point chadhaya mujhe jhatka laga, bahut jor ka jhatka… kyunki jab main aur Ved point chadhate hai toh humara ishara lund ki taraf hota hai… aur ab jabki Sanjana point chadha rahi hai toh iska matlab ye hua ki uska ishara…. Uski chuuuuuu..... rapidfire khelne se udhar neeche maza aata hai kya…? Ladkiyo ko...

“1 point…?”

“arey dumb-dumb… jaise tune kuch der pahle mere question puchhne pe 1 point chadhaya tha waise maine bhi chadha diya… isme itna shocked hone wali kya baat hai…”

“acha aisaa…. Main toh kuch aur hee sochne laga tha…”

“ok then… if you had one more month to live , what would you do…?”

“one month… huh.. let me gather my thoughts…”

“no…”

“at least allow me to think for few seconds…”

“no…not allowed…”

“question fir se bol…”

Jab Sanjana ne mujhe sochne ke liye time nahi diya toh maine question repeat karne ke liye kah diya, aur isi dauran mujhe sochne ke liye kuch time mil gaya warna mere muh se… us question ka jawab “main teri lena chahta hu” yahi nikalta….

“if you had one more month to live , what would you do…?”

“well…. I’ve never kissed a girl, so.. I think… I would start with that…”

“Riya would be very happy….. next one..”

“shoot… baby”

“name those things or people… which or who has made significant and positive impact on your life”

“mobile , internet, movies , video games…”

“unbelievable….”gusse se mujhe mujhe kohni maarte hue Sanjana boli..

“ab kya hua… khel toh raha hu na… tere sath… ”

“tere mom-dad ka naam kaha hai… ? aur mera naam kaha hai…?”

“achcha toh aisa answer dena tha… chal achchha…. dobara puchh…”

“rahne de… next one…”

“bring it on…. Bitch..”

“kya bola....”fir se mera baal pakad kar kheechte hue Sanjana boli....

“Witch... witch... chhhoooddd.....”Sanjana ko door dhakelte hue main chillaya.... "tera dimag-vimag kharab hai kya...? baat-baat bhi khisiyayi hui billi ki tarah baal noch rahi hai... abhiye ekat mukka jad dunga toh baith jayegi yahi pe... rote hue... jaise 10th me rone lagi thi aur fir apni behan ko bula laayi thi.... "

“ i ilove it, when you are in pain. aur tune.. witch bola... sorry, mujhe bitch sunayi diya... chal acha next one...”

“Bring it on... Bitch”

Kaha maine is baar bhi bitch hee tha, par Sanjana ko laga ki witch bola hu... isliye usne is baar koyi reaction nahi diya...

“what is your biggest realization of life…”

“my biggest realization …?”

“hmm..”

“my biggest realization of life is that your this question sucks….”

Itna Bolkar main Sanjana par hasa par wo chup rahi aur next question sochne lagi… meri tarah tez dimag toh nahi tha uske paas, par thoda bahut dimag toh tha hee, jo mujhe tab realize hua jab usne mujhse next question puchha… usne last wale question ko hee ek naye dhang se tod-marod kar mere saamne pesh kiya…. Wo bhi itni jaldi....

“what things do you wish you had figured out about yourself when you were more younger…”

“that I Suck….”

“deep one…”mera kandha thapthapte hue Sanjana boli “chal mera ghar aa gaya aur thodi der me Jafar ke sath hospital bhi jaana hai toh…. bye”

“bye… aur main Riya wali painting dikhaunga, jab wo bana legi toh… ab toh Canvas war hona chahiye tum dono ke beech”

“bye... dumb-dumb...”

“Bye... Bitch...”

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“bhaiya , do chay dena…..”bolkar maine time dekha

subah ke 8 baj rahe the aur hum dono Jabalpur pahuch chuke the… surya dev bhi dastak de chuke the… par thandi ab bhi gaand fad lag rahi thi aur jab se Jabalpur aaya tha, tab se toh aur jyada…. Puri body vibrate kar rahi thi meri , isi dauran Jabalpur bypass me hum is ek dhabe me ruke… jaha maine do chay ka order diya….

“le Ved….”

“isse apna kya hoga… daru jugad kar…”

“itni subah-subah tera baap theka khol ke baitha hoga kya… jo tujhe yaha rum serve karne aayega…”

“rum kise chahiye… zameen se juda hua aadmi hu main, kachchi se kaam chal jayega mera… jaha do botal marunga, puri thandi bahar….”

Ye bolkar Ved seedhe dhabe wale ke paas gaya aur us-se baat karne laga jiske baad dhabe wale ne use dhabe ke andar hee ek gate ki taraf ishara kiya… jo ki dhabe ke pichhwade me khulta tha… shayad… Ved usi gate ke taraf gaya… aur 2 minute hee beete honge ki wo meri taraf lagbhag daudte hue aaya….

“nikaal , paise nikaal.... main kal beer pilaya, tu aaj daru pila”mere saamne bhikhariyo ki tarah hath failate hue Ved bola

“kyun...? chay ka de diya main already...”

“tu yakin nahi karega… tu bas paise nikaal…”

“wakayi… yakin nahi ho raha.... tu itni jaldi do botal kaise maar liya… daruha saale…”

“abeeyeyyyy...... peechhe… EL Dorado rum hai ek ke paas… aadha dene ke liye taiyar hai, lekin 500 extra lega bol raha…”

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Damdaar update bhai