Chapter 04: Martial Arts Master
Juhi ko vishwas bhi nahi ho raha tha ki Suraj aisa bol raha hai. Akhir Juhi ko kya pata tha ki jo Suraj abhi usse baat kar raha hai wah abhi Shreya ke nashe me duba hua hai.
Juhi Suraj ko had se jyada pyar karti thi. Lekin Suraj ki baat ne uske dil par bahut bada ghav kiya tha. Wah dard bhari muskan liye Suraj se boli.
Juhi: thik hai Suraj. Ab tum mujhse mat milna. Aaj se tumhara mera rishta khatm. Aur bhagwan kare ki iss zindagi me aaj ke baad tumhe koi ladki naseeb na ho.
Juhi ki baat sunkar Suraj ko jhatka laga. Use laga tha ki Juhi ne usse sawal puchha tha to wah usko dhamkayegi. Lekin yaha to usne kuchh nahi kiya aur sidha mana karke chali gayi. Usne bhi tav me aakar bahut kuch bol diya tha.
Suraj: hey! Suno na mujhe maaf kar do.
Juhi: main to kabhi tumhe maaf nahi karungi. Tum jao main to tere liye randi hi hu na.
Suraj: thik hai jaa raha hu. Aaj ke baad kabhi nahi milunga.
Suraj waha se uth kar nikal gaya. Juhi bhagti hui ek kamre me chali gayi. Main waha baitha hua unki baate sun raha tha. Jab maine Juhi ki bato ko suna to mujhe hasi aa gayi.
[Master! aap muskura kyun rahe ho.]
“Juhi ki shrap ke baare me suna. Main soch raha hu kyon na uski baato ko sach kar diya jaaye.”
[Hey master! Tum na bahut kamine ho.]
“Akhir Villain jo hu.”
Main waha se uthkar counter par gaya. Waha Kalu ka aadmi khada tha. Usne mujhe VIP card de diya. Main usko thanks bolkar waha se chala gaya. Ab show to khatm ho gayi thi. Main bahar aaya. Amit aur mera driver wahi tha. Maine unko rupaye dekar taxi se bhej diya.
Main car me baith kar Juhi ka intezar karne laga. Time katne ke liye main System se baate karne laga.
“Hey System! Tumhara naam kya hai?” Mere puchhne par system se ek mithi se awaj aayi.
[Master! Meri koi naam nahi hai. Aap hi mujhe ek naam de do.]
“Ummm… aaj se main tumhe Pari bolunga. Thik hai?”
[Umm… bahut acha naam hai master.]
[Master, abhi aapko system store open karna chahiye. Aapko ek spinning wheel milega.]
“Baad me nahi ho sakta kya?”
[jyada time ke liye nahi rahta hai.]
“Okey open kar do.”
[*Ding* System Store open. 100 points deducted. Total Points: 1,000]
[master kya prize wheel spin karna chahte hai?]
“Yes, lekin ye free hogi na.”
[Master 1st time free hai. Agli baar ke bare me pata nahi kab aayegi.]
“Thik hai spin karo”
Mere bolte hi meri ankho ke samne ek bada sa spin wheel aa gaya. Uspar idhar udhar rang birangi color bikhra hua tha. Uspar “?” ka marks laga hua tha. Main ye dekh kar Pari se puchha “ye kya hai? Ispar to kuch bhi nahi hai?”
[Master!! Sare option hidden kar diye gaye hai. Aur sabko color me saja diya gaya hai. Red color ki patti me sabse sasti kimat wali chije hogi, uske baad orange, yellow, green, blue, Indigo ki patti me hogi aur sabse mahangi Violet color ki patti me hogi.]
“Ohh mai samjha chalo ghumao isko”
Mere bolte hi wheel spin hone lagta hai. Pahle dhire dhire ghumta hai kuchh der baad bahut tej ho jata hai, uske baad rukne lagta hai. Jaise jaise dhire ho raha tha meri dil ki dhadkan tej hoti jaa rahi thi.
Kuchh der baad wheel rukne wali ho gayi. Uski speed bahut slow ho gayi thi. Lekin wah abhi red color wali patti par thi aur wah Blue color wali patti ki taraf badh rahi thi. Main hath jodkar prayer karne laga. Dhire dhire ghumte ghumte akhir kar sui ne red patti paar kar li. Wah ab Blue patti par aa gayi thi. Tab jakar meri sans thik hui. Maine dekha to paya ki mere mathe par aur hatho me pasina pasina ho gaya hai.
[*Ding* aap ko milta hai “martial arts master” skill book. Kya aap sikhna chahte hai]
“Haan” maine fatak se jawab diya. Uske baad system se bahut saare prompt aane lage.
[congratulation to host for learning introduction to martial arts]
[congratulation to host for learning Proficient in martial arts]
[congratulation to host for becoming master in martial arts]
Prompt ke sath hi mere sharir me energy fill hone lagi sath hi sath mere dimag me bahut sare martial arts ki move aa gayi.
Kalaripayattu (Kerala), Silambam (Tamil Nadu), Thang-Ta and Sarit Sark (Meitei people of Manipur), Thoda (Himachal Pradesh), Gatka (Panjab), Lathi (Punjab and Bengal), Imbun Kusti (Duntland village, Mizoram), Kootu Varisai (South India), Mushti yudha (Varanasi), Pari-Khanda (Rajput’s, Bihar), Mallakhamb (Madhya Pradesh), Kathi Samu (Andhra Pradesh), Paika Akhara (Odisha), Sky (Kashmir), Dhanurveda (Archery), Malla-Yudha (South India), Kushti (mud wrestling), Kalari, Varmam, Adi Murai ke sath sath bahut sari techniques bhi thi.
Mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki main ab kisi bhi cheez ko apne hathiyar me badal sakta hu. Mere sharir me shari ki shari martial arts ki move aa gayi hai. Maine Pari se puchha, “Pari, kya hamesha se aisi hi skills milegi.”
[Master, ye aap ka pehla lucky draw tha. Isliye aapko itni sari jankari mili hai. Aage se aisa nahi hoga. Aapko skills upgrade karne padenge.]
“Ohh! Aur wo kaise kar sakte hai.”
[aapko point kharch karne padenge. Intro se proficiency ki 1000, proficiency se mastery ki 2000, Mastery se peak ki 5000 points lagenge.]
“Ohh! To points ka aise use kar sakte hai aur bhi koi use hai kya? Ek sath bata do.”
[Master, aap isse apna status bhi sudhar sakte hai.]
“Ohh status se yaad aaya ki Suraj ka status kya hai.”
[Master Suraj ka status minimum 40 hai aur average 45. Aapko apna status sudharna padega.]
“Umm thik hai. Chalo mera status ek baar dikha do.”
Juhi Suraj ko had se jyada pyar karti thi. Lekin Suraj ki baat ne uske dil par bahut bada ghav kiya tha. Wah dard bhari muskan liye Suraj se boli.
Juhi: thik hai Suraj. Ab tum mujhse mat milna. Aaj se tumhara mera rishta khatm. Aur bhagwan kare ki iss zindagi me aaj ke baad tumhe koi ladki naseeb na ho.
Juhi ki baat sunkar Suraj ko jhatka laga. Use laga tha ki Juhi ne usse sawal puchha tha to wah usko dhamkayegi. Lekin yaha to usne kuchh nahi kiya aur sidha mana karke chali gayi. Usne bhi tav me aakar bahut kuch bol diya tha.
Suraj: hey! Suno na mujhe maaf kar do.
Juhi: main to kabhi tumhe maaf nahi karungi. Tum jao main to tere liye randi hi hu na.
Suraj: thik hai jaa raha hu. Aaj ke baad kabhi nahi milunga.
Suraj waha se uth kar nikal gaya. Juhi bhagti hui ek kamre me chali gayi. Main waha baitha hua unki baate sun raha tha. Jab maine Juhi ki bato ko suna to mujhe hasi aa gayi.
[Master! aap muskura kyun rahe ho.]
“Juhi ki shrap ke baare me suna. Main soch raha hu kyon na uski baato ko sach kar diya jaaye.”
[Hey master! Tum na bahut kamine ho.]
“Akhir Villain jo hu.”
Main waha se uthkar counter par gaya. Waha Kalu ka aadmi khada tha. Usne mujhe VIP card de diya. Main usko thanks bolkar waha se chala gaya. Ab show to khatm ho gayi thi. Main bahar aaya. Amit aur mera driver wahi tha. Maine unko rupaye dekar taxi se bhej diya.
Main car me baith kar Juhi ka intezar karne laga. Time katne ke liye main System se baate karne laga.
“Hey System! Tumhara naam kya hai?” Mere puchhne par system se ek mithi se awaj aayi.
[Master! Meri koi naam nahi hai. Aap hi mujhe ek naam de do.]
“Ummm… aaj se main tumhe Pari bolunga. Thik hai?”
[Umm… bahut acha naam hai master.]
[Master, abhi aapko system store open karna chahiye. Aapko ek spinning wheel milega.]
“Baad me nahi ho sakta kya?”
[jyada time ke liye nahi rahta hai.]
“Okey open kar do.”
[*Ding* System Store open. 100 points deducted. Total Points: 1,000]
[master kya prize wheel spin karna chahte hai?]
“Yes, lekin ye free hogi na.”
[Master 1st time free hai. Agli baar ke bare me pata nahi kab aayegi.]
“Thik hai spin karo”
Mere bolte hi meri ankho ke samne ek bada sa spin wheel aa gaya. Uspar idhar udhar rang birangi color bikhra hua tha. Uspar “?” ka marks laga hua tha. Main ye dekh kar Pari se puchha “ye kya hai? Ispar to kuch bhi nahi hai?”
[Master!! Sare option hidden kar diye gaye hai. Aur sabko color me saja diya gaya hai. Red color ki patti me sabse sasti kimat wali chije hogi, uske baad orange, yellow, green, blue, Indigo ki patti me hogi aur sabse mahangi Violet color ki patti me hogi.]
“Ohh mai samjha chalo ghumao isko”
Mere bolte hi wheel spin hone lagta hai. Pahle dhire dhire ghumta hai kuchh der baad bahut tej ho jata hai, uske baad rukne lagta hai. Jaise jaise dhire ho raha tha meri dil ki dhadkan tej hoti jaa rahi thi.
Kuchh der baad wheel rukne wali ho gayi. Uski speed bahut slow ho gayi thi. Lekin wah abhi red color wali patti par thi aur wah Blue color wali patti ki taraf badh rahi thi. Main hath jodkar prayer karne laga. Dhire dhire ghumte ghumte akhir kar sui ne red patti paar kar li. Wah ab Blue patti par aa gayi thi. Tab jakar meri sans thik hui. Maine dekha to paya ki mere mathe par aur hatho me pasina pasina ho gaya hai.
[*Ding* aap ko milta hai “martial arts master” skill book. Kya aap sikhna chahte hai]
“Haan” maine fatak se jawab diya. Uske baad system se bahut saare prompt aane lage.
[congratulation to host for learning introduction to martial arts]
[congratulation to host for learning Proficient in martial arts]
[congratulation to host for becoming master in martial arts]
Prompt ke sath hi mere sharir me energy fill hone lagi sath hi sath mere dimag me bahut sare martial arts ki move aa gayi.
Kalaripayattu (Kerala), Silambam (Tamil Nadu), Thang-Ta and Sarit Sark (Meitei people of Manipur), Thoda (Himachal Pradesh), Gatka (Panjab), Lathi (Punjab and Bengal), Imbun Kusti (Duntland village, Mizoram), Kootu Varisai (South India), Mushti yudha (Varanasi), Pari-Khanda (Rajput’s, Bihar), Mallakhamb (Madhya Pradesh), Kathi Samu (Andhra Pradesh), Paika Akhara (Odisha), Sky (Kashmir), Dhanurveda (Archery), Malla-Yudha (South India), Kushti (mud wrestling), Kalari, Varmam, Adi Murai ke sath sath bahut sari techniques bhi thi.
Mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki main ab kisi bhi cheez ko apne hathiyar me badal sakta hu. Mere sharir me shari ki shari martial arts ki move aa gayi hai. Maine Pari se puchha, “Pari, kya hamesha se aisi hi skills milegi.”
[Master, ye aap ka pehla lucky draw tha. Isliye aapko itni sari jankari mili hai. Aage se aisa nahi hoga. Aapko skills upgrade karne padenge.]
“Ohh! Aur wo kaise kar sakte hai.”
[aapko point kharch karne padenge. Intro se proficiency ki 1000, proficiency se mastery ki 2000, Mastery se peak ki 5000 points lagenge.]
“Ohh! To points ka aise use kar sakte hai aur bhi koi use hai kya? Ek sath bata do.”
[Master, aap isse apna status bhi sudhar sakte hai.]
“Ohh status se yaad aaya ki Suraj ka status kya hai.”
[Master Suraj ka status minimum 40 hai aur average 45. Aapko apna status sudharna padega.]
“Umm thik hai. Chalo mera status ek baar dikha do.”
“Umm story ka thoda progress hua. Koi baat nahi shuru to hua abhi bahut der baki hai.” main apne man me socha. “Ye abhi Juhi kaha rah gayi. Itna der kaha laga rahi hai?”
Main car se bahar nikla. Abhi ek baar phir club me jane ka soch hi raha tha ki mujhe Juhi bahar aati hui dikhai di.
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