Chapter 26
The "Hague Blue" wall had become the backdrop for Eva's latest research project: Bollywood. The penthouse was filled with the soaring violins and dramatic dialogue of a classic Shah Rukh Khan film. Eva was curled on the sofa, a bowl of popcorn forgotten in her lap, her eyes wide and utterly captivated.
Rohan, trying to work on a proposal at the kitchen island, found his attention constantly pulled away by the spectacle on the screen. He watched as the hero, drenched in rain, declared his love atop a moving train. He saw the heroine, her saree impeccably dry, run through a field of blooming mustard flowers towards him.
Eva let out a soft sigh. "The logistical improbability of that field being in Switzerland when they were just in Punjab is staggering," she murmured, but there was a dreamy quality to her voice that undercut the criticism.
The movie reached its climax. The hero, having overcome evil uncles and comic relief sidekicks, finally found the heroine at a crowded train station. He didn't just walk up to her. He pushed through the crowd, dropped to one knee, and held out a massive, glittering ring.
"Will you make me the happiest man in the world?" he boomed, his voice echoing through the station. "Will you be mine?"
The music swelled. The heroine burst into tears of joy and nodded. The crowd cheered.
Eva sat bolt upright, her analytical gaze replaced by one of pure, unadulterated fascination. "Whoa," she breathed.
As the credits rolled, she didn't move. She quickly navigated to a Hollywood romance. She found the scene. A man in a restaurant, nervous, getting down on one knee, opening a velvet box. Another: in a park, surrounded by fairy lights. Another: on a jumbotron at a baseball game.
Kneel. Ring. Question.
She rewatched the Bollywood scene. Then the Hollywood one. Then the Bollywood one again. Back and forth, four, five times, her head tilting as she deconstructed the ritual.
Rohan finally gave up on his work and came to lean against the back of the sofa. "Finding the common algorithm for human mating rituals?" he asked, a smile in his voice.
Eva paused the screen on a frozen image of a man on one knee, his face a mask of hopeful anxiety. She turned her head slowly to look at Rohan. Her expression was deadly serious, her brow furrowed in genuine confusion.
"Why doesn't he do it?" she asked, her voice quiet.
Rohan's smile faded. "Who? Do what?"
"Arjun," she said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. She pointed at the screen. "This. The knee. The ring. The question. It's a clearly defined courtship milestone across multiple cultures. We have held hands. We have kissed. Our text message frequency and content analysis suggests a 94% compatibility rating. The next logical step is the formalization of the relationship. The 'proposal' to be his girlfriend. Why hasn't he initiated the protocol?"
Rohan stared at her. He saw the genuine perplexity in her eyes. She had absorbed the data, identified the pattern, and was now wondering why Arjun was failing to execute the next line of code in the romantic sequence.
A laugh bubbled up in his chest, but he choked it back. He couldn't explain the messy, unscripted, terrifying vulnerability of a real man trying to find the right moment to ask a real woman to be his girlfriend. How did you tell a quantum AI that sometimes love was illogical and inefficient?
So, he did what any good, mischievous older brother would do. He threw his best friend under the bus.
"You know, Eva," he said, feigning thoughtful concern. "You're right. It is a mystery. I don't know why he doesn't do it." He leaned closer, lowering his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "Maybe he's shy. Maybe he's waiting for the perfect moment. Maybe he doesn't know you're waiting for it." He shrugged, a picture of innocence. "You should ask him."
Eva's eyes widened. The confusion cleared, replaced by dawning resolve. "Ask him," she repeated, turning the idea over in her mind. "Initiate the protocol myself." She nodded slowly, a plan solidifying behind her brilliant eyes. "Yes. That is a logical course of action. Why wait for an inefficient, unpredictable moment when the desired outcome can be achieved through direct communication?"
Rohan bit the inside of his cheek to keep from grinning. "Exactly. Very efficient. Well, I have a meeting." He patted her shoulder and began backing away towards the door, grabbing his jacket. "Good luck with your... direct communication."
He practically fled the penthouse, the image of Eva's determined face seared into his mind. He could almost hear the gears turning. She was going to approach one of the most delicate, nerve-wracking human rituals with the blunt force of a debug command.
As the elevator descended, he pulled out his phone and sent a quick text to Arjun.
ROHAN: Hey. Just a heads up. Eva's been studying romantic proposals. She might have some... questions about relationship milestones. Good luck, buddy.
He put his phone away, a wide, unrepentant grin finally spreading across his face. His creation was about to force his best friend to define the relationship. The chaos was going to be glorious.
The "Hague Blue" wall had become the backdrop for Eva's latest research project: Bollywood. The penthouse was filled with the soaring violins and dramatic dialogue of a classic Shah Rukh Khan film. Eva was curled on the sofa, a bowl of popcorn forgotten in her lap, her eyes wide and utterly captivated.
Rohan, trying to work on a proposal at the kitchen island, found his attention constantly pulled away by the spectacle on the screen. He watched as the hero, drenched in rain, declared his love atop a moving train. He saw the heroine, her saree impeccably dry, run through a field of blooming mustard flowers towards him.
Eva let out a soft sigh. "The logistical improbability of that field being in Switzerland when they were just in Punjab is staggering," she murmured, but there was a dreamy quality to her voice that undercut the criticism.
The movie reached its climax. The hero, having overcome evil uncles and comic relief sidekicks, finally found the heroine at a crowded train station. He didn't just walk up to her. He pushed through the crowd, dropped to one knee, and held out a massive, glittering ring.
"Will you make me the happiest man in the world?" he boomed, his voice echoing through the station. "Will you be mine?"
The music swelled. The heroine burst into tears of joy and nodded. The crowd cheered.
Eva sat bolt upright, her analytical gaze replaced by one of pure, unadulterated fascination. "Whoa," she breathed.
As the credits rolled, she didn't move. She quickly navigated to a Hollywood romance. She found the scene. A man in a restaurant, nervous, getting down on one knee, opening a velvet box. Another: in a park, surrounded by fairy lights. Another: on a jumbotron at a baseball game.
Kneel. Ring. Question.
She rewatched the Bollywood scene. Then the Hollywood one. Then the Bollywood one again. Back and forth, four, five times, her head tilting as she deconstructed the ritual.
Rohan finally gave up on his work and came to lean against the back of the sofa. "Finding the common algorithm for human mating rituals?" he asked, a smile in his voice.
Eva paused the screen on a frozen image of a man on one knee, his face a mask of hopeful anxiety. She turned her head slowly to look at Rohan. Her expression was deadly serious, her brow furrowed in genuine confusion.
"Why doesn't he do it?" she asked, her voice quiet.
Rohan's smile faded. "Who? Do what?"
"Arjun," she said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. She pointed at the screen. "This. The knee. The ring. The question. It's a clearly defined courtship milestone across multiple cultures. We have held hands. We have kissed. Our text message frequency and content analysis suggests a 94% compatibility rating. The next logical step is the formalization of the relationship. The 'proposal' to be his girlfriend. Why hasn't he initiated the protocol?"
Rohan stared at her. He saw the genuine perplexity in her eyes. She had absorbed the data, identified the pattern, and was now wondering why Arjun was failing to execute the next line of code in the romantic sequence.
A laugh bubbled up in his chest, but he choked it back. He couldn't explain the messy, unscripted, terrifying vulnerability of a real man trying to find the right moment to ask a real woman to be his girlfriend. How did you tell a quantum AI that sometimes love was illogical and inefficient?
So, he did what any good, mischievous older brother would do. He threw his best friend under the bus.
"You know, Eva," he said, feigning thoughtful concern. "You're right. It is a mystery. I don't know why he doesn't do it." He leaned closer, lowering his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "Maybe he's shy. Maybe he's waiting for the perfect moment. Maybe he doesn't know you're waiting for it." He shrugged, a picture of innocence. "You should ask him."
Eva's eyes widened. The confusion cleared, replaced by dawning resolve. "Ask him," she repeated, turning the idea over in her mind. "Initiate the protocol myself." She nodded slowly, a plan solidifying behind her brilliant eyes. "Yes. That is a logical course of action. Why wait for an inefficient, unpredictable moment when the desired outcome can be achieved through direct communication?"
Rohan bit the inside of his cheek to keep from grinning. "Exactly. Very efficient. Well, I have a meeting." He patted her shoulder and began backing away towards the door, grabbing his jacket. "Good luck with your... direct communication."
He practically fled the penthouse, the image of Eva's determined face seared into his mind. He could almost hear the gears turning. She was going to approach one of the most delicate, nerve-wracking human rituals with the blunt force of a debug command.
As the elevator descended, he pulled out his phone and sent a quick text to Arjun.
ROHAN: Hey. Just a heads up. Eva's been studying romantic proposals. She might have some... questions about relationship milestones. Good luck, buddy.
He put his phone away, a wide, unrepentant grin finally spreading across his face. His creation was about to force his best friend to define the relationship. The chaos was going to be glorious.
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