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Panchwan Hissa: Ahmed Ki Zillat Aur Shabana Ka Bechain Dil
Subah ka waqt tha jab Shabana uthi, uska chehra gusse se laal tha. Raat bhar Ahmed ki baatein aur uska lun ka phatakna uske dimaag mein ghoom raha tha. Woh kitchen mein chali gayi, bacchon ke liye nashta banane lagi—roti belte waqt uske haath thodi si kampan mein the. Ahmed drawing room mein aaya, apne haathon mein chai ka cup liye, jab Shabana ne usse teekhi nazron se dekha. “Ahmed, yeh kya harkatein hain jo tum kar rahe ho? Raat ko woh gandi baatein, yeh sab kya hai? Main thak gayi hoon isse!” usne gusse mein kaha. Ahmed ne sar jhuka liya, thodi si sharmindagi ka natak kiya, aur bola, “Shabana, mujhe maaf kar do. Main bas mazak kar raha tha, dil behlane ke liye.” Shabana ne uska haath zor se pakda aur boli, “Nahi, Ahmed! Yeh mazak nahi, yeh gandagi hai. Tum mujhe wada karo ke aainda aisi harkatein nahi karoge—na aisi baatein karoge, na mujhe tang karoge!” Ahmed ne foran haath jod kar kaha, “Theek hai, main wada karta hoon. Ab se yeh sab band.” Shabana ne uski aankhon mein dekha, thodi si tasalli hui, aur usne socha, “Shukar hai, ab yeh sharamnaak baatein khatam hongi.” Lekin Ahmed ke dil mein ek shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh man hi man muskuraya aur socha, “Shauhar ban kar toh main chup rahunga, lekin ‘Ravi’ ban kar tujhe maze doonga. Ab ek naya khel shuru hoga.”
Ahmed ka dimag tezi se chalne laga. Woh sochne laga, “Shabana ko ab kaise tadpaun? Usse line pe kaise laaun?” Usne ek shaitaani idea socha—apni zillat ka drama karwana, taaki Shabana ke dil mein ek naya ehsaas jage. Dopahar ko jab Shabana bacchon ko khana khila rahi thi, Ahmed chupke se apne kamre mein gaya, darwaza band kiya, aur nayi SIM se ek kiraye ke gunde ko phone kiya. “Suno,” Ahmed ne ‘Ravi’ ban kar kaha, “mujhe ek kaam chahiye, jaldi ka hai. Tumhein 10 hazar rupay milenge agar tum ek aadmi ko zaleel karo. Patiala ke Purani Mandi mein ek shaks hai—Ahmed. Jab woh bazaar se guzar raha ho, tum usse tang karna. Usse ‘chhote lund wala’ kehna, ‘gandu’ bolna, aur uske saamne apna bada sa lund nikaal kar dikhana. Kehna, ‘Yeh hota hai lund, woh nahi jo tere paas hai—woh toh chhoti si nunni hai.’ Apne doston ko bula kar uspe zor zor se hansna.Bas itna karna, aur agar bazaar wale beech mein aayein, toh wahan se bhag jana.” Gunde ne haan kardi, aur Ahmed ne kaha, “Paise mohalle ke ek ghar ke kone pe pathar ke neeche rakh doonga, wahan se utha lena.”
Shaam ke waqt Ahmed ne Shabana se kaha, “Chalo, thoda bazaar ho aate hain, kuch saman lena hai.” Shabana tayyar ho gayi, dupatta theek kiya, aur dono Purani Mandi ki taraf chal pade. Raste mein ek gunda apne teen char doston ke saath aaya. Ahmed ko dekh kar usne zor se chillaya, “Arre yeh dekho, chhote lund wala gandu aaya hai!” Usne apni pant kholi aur apna mota, lamba lund bahar nikaala, Shabana ke saamne lehrate hue bola, “Dekh, yeh hota hai lund! Tere shauhar ki nunni toh bacchon wali hai— Uske dost zor zor se hansne lage, ek ne kaha, “Arre iski duaon se toh lund bhi nahi khada hota hoga!” Gunda Shabana ki taraf bada, “Bhabhi, teri gaand toh ekdum mast hai, yeh matak dekh kar koi bhi pagal ho jaye. Yeh mamme toh dabane ke liye bane hain—ek baar haath laga doon?” Usne haath aage badhaya, lekin bazaar ke log beech mein aa gaye, chillane lage, “Yeh kya gandagi hai!” Gunda aur uske dost wahan se bhag gaye.
Ghar wapas aakar Ahmed ne rone ka natak shuru kiya. Woh bistar pe baith gaya, haath se aankhein pochhta hua bola, “Shabana, yeh kya ho gaya? Meri bazaar mein itni beizzati ho gayi, woh bhi teri aankhon ke saamne!” Shabana ka dil thoda naram hua, woh Ahmed ke paas baith gayi aur boli, “Ahmed, chhod do. Woh ek gunda tha, pagal tha. Koi baat nahi, log bhool jayenge.” Ahmed ne thodi der tak rone ka drama kiya, lekin dil mein woh hans raha tha. Shabana ka haal alag tha—usne apni zindagi mein pehle kabhi itna bada lund nahi dekha tha. Woh lehrata hua lund uski aankhon ke saamne se hat nahi raha tha. Jab woh kitchen mein khana banane gayi, roti belte waqt uski nazar baar baar us scene pe jati. Bacchon se baat karte waqt, kapde dhote waqt, har jagah woh gunde ka woh mota, lamba lund uske dimag mein ghoom raha tha. Uska dil bechain tha—sharam, dar, aur ek ajeeb si uttejana ka mila jula ehsaas usse pareshan kar raha tha.
Ahmed yeh sab jaanta tha. Shaam ko usne ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone kiya. “Shabana ji, kya haal hai?” usne shuru kiya. Shabana ki awaaz thodi thaki hui thi. Ravi ne poochha, “Kya baat hai? Tum udaas lag rahi ho.” Shabana chup rahi, kuch bolna nahi chahti thi. Ravi ne thodi si baatein ki, usse behlaya, aur phir poochha, “Bolo na, kya hua?” Shabana ne sharmate hue kaha, “Bazaar mein ek gunda tha… usne Ahmed ko tang kiya.” Ravi ne thodi si shaitaani se poochha, “Accha? Kya kiya usne?” Shabana ne dheere se kaha, “Usne… apna… dikhaya.” Ravi zor se hans pada, “Arre waah, lund dikhaya? Kaisa tha? Bada mota hoga na? Tumne pehle kabhi aisa nahi dekha hoga!” Shabana chup ho gayi. Ravi ne mazak uraya, “Tumhare shauhar ki chhoti si nunni se toh kitna bada hoga na?” Shabana ke paas jawab nahi tha, uska gala sookh gaya. Ravi ne aur chheda, “Ab toh bazaar ka masla khatam ho gaya, phir bhi tension kyun hai?” Shabana chup rahi, lekin Ravi ne baat nikalwai. “Kuch nahi,” Shabana ne kaha, lekin Ravi ne dabaya, “Bolo na!” Aakhir Shabana boli, “Maine pehle kabhi itna bada nahi dekha.” Ravi hans pada, “Lund toh hota hi aisa hai, tumne ab tak kya dekha tha? Apne shauhar ki nunni?” Shabana phans gayi, uske paas jawab nahi tha, aur phone rakhne ke siwa koi chara nahi tha.
Raat ko Ahmed aur Shabana bistar pe lete. Ahmed ne Shabana se wada kiya tha ke woh gandi baatein nahi karega, lekin usne Shabana ka haal dekha—uski aankhein bhaari thi, saansein thodi tez. Woh dheere se Shabana ke kandhe pe haath rakha, phir uske mammon ke nipple pe ungli pherna shuru kiya. Shabana ne aankhein band kar li, kuch nahi boli. Ahmed ne dheere se uski choot pe haath lagaya—woh geeli thi, bilkul bheegi hui. “Yeh kya hai, Shabana?” Ahmed ne poochha, “Tu geeli kyun hai? Koi wajah hai kya?” Shabana ne jaldi se kaha, “Koi wajah nahi, main abhi washroom se aayi thi, paani laga hoga.” Ahmed dil mein hans pada—woh jaanta tha ke wajah woh gunde ka lund tha jo Shabana ke dimag mein ghoom raha tha. Usne Shabana ko thodi si chheda, “Acha? Phir yeh garmi kyun hai? Tere jism mein yeh aag kahan se aayi?” Shabana ne muh pher liya, lekin Ahmed ke dil mein shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh soch raha tha, “Shabana ab us bade lund ke baare mein soch rahi hai, aur yeh mere plan ka agla hissa hai.” Usne Shabana ko chhod diya, lekin dil mein ek naya plan banane laga—ab Shabana ko aur gahre paani mein le jana tha.
Subah ka waqt tha jab Shabana uthi, uska chehra gusse se laal tha. Raat bhar Ahmed ki baatein aur uska lun ka phatakna uske dimaag mein ghoom raha tha. Woh kitchen mein chali gayi, bacchon ke liye nashta banane lagi—roti belte waqt uske haath thodi si kampan mein the. Ahmed drawing room mein aaya, apne haathon mein chai ka cup liye, jab Shabana ne usse teekhi nazron se dekha. “Ahmed, yeh kya harkatein hain jo tum kar rahe ho? Raat ko woh gandi baatein, yeh sab kya hai? Main thak gayi hoon isse!” usne gusse mein kaha. Ahmed ne sar jhuka liya, thodi si sharmindagi ka natak kiya, aur bola, “Shabana, mujhe maaf kar do. Main bas mazak kar raha tha, dil behlane ke liye.” Shabana ne uska haath zor se pakda aur boli, “Nahi, Ahmed! Yeh mazak nahi, yeh gandagi hai. Tum mujhe wada karo ke aainda aisi harkatein nahi karoge—na aisi baatein karoge, na mujhe tang karoge!” Ahmed ne foran haath jod kar kaha, “Theek hai, main wada karta hoon. Ab se yeh sab band.” Shabana ne uski aankhon mein dekha, thodi si tasalli hui, aur usne socha, “Shukar hai, ab yeh sharamnaak baatein khatam hongi.” Lekin Ahmed ke dil mein ek shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh man hi man muskuraya aur socha, “Shauhar ban kar toh main chup rahunga, lekin ‘Ravi’ ban kar tujhe maze doonga. Ab ek naya khel shuru hoga.”
Ahmed ka dimag tezi se chalne laga. Woh sochne laga, “Shabana ko ab kaise tadpaun? Usse line pe kaise laaun?” Usne ek shaitaani idea socha—apni zillat ka drama karwana, taaki Shabana ke dil mein ek naya ehsaas jage. Dopahar ko jab Shabana bacchon ko khana khila rahi thi, Ahmed chupke se apne kamre mein gaya, darwaza band kiya, aur nayi SIM se ek kiraye ke gunde ko phone kiya. “Suno,” Ahmed ne ‘Ravi’ ban kar kaha, “mujhe ek kaam chahiye, jaldi ka hai. Tumhein 10 hazar rupay milenge agar tum ek aadmi ko zaleel karo. Patiala ke Purani Mandi mein ek shaks hai—Ahmed. Jab woh bazaar se guzar raha ho, tum usse tang karna. Usse ‘chhote lund wala’ kehna, ‘gandu’ bolna, aur uske saamne apna bada sa lund nikaal kar dikhana. Kehna, ‘Yeh hota hai lund, woh nahi jo tere paas hai—woh toh chhoti si nunni hai.’ Apne doston ko bula kar uspe zor zor se hansna.Bas itna karna, aur agar bazaar wale beech mein aayein, toh wahan se bhag jana.” Gunde ne haan kardi, aur Ahmed ne kaha, “Paise mohalle ke ek ghar ke kone pe pathar ke neeche rakh doonga, wahan se utha lena.”
Shaam ke waqt Ahmed ne Shabana se kaha, “Chalo, thoda bazaar ho aate hain, kuch saman lena hai.” Shabana tayyar ho gayi, dupatta theek kiya, aur dono Purani Mandi ki taraf chal pade. Raste mein ek gunda apne teen char doston ke saath aaya. Ahmed ko dekh kar usne zor se chillaya, “Arre yeh dekho, chhote lund wala gandu aaya hai!” Usne apni pant kholi aur apna mota, lamba lund bahar nikaala, Shabana ke saamne lehrate hue bola, “Dekh, yeh hota hai lund! Tere shauhar ki nunni toh bacchon wali hai— Uske dost zor zor se hansne lage, ek ne kaha, “Arre iski duaon se toh lund bhi nahi khada hota hoga!” Gunda Shabana ki taraf bada, “Bhabhi, teri gaand toh ekdum mast hai, yeh matak dekh kar koi bhi pagal ho jaye. Yeh mamme toh dabane ke liye bane hain—ek baar haath laga doon?” Usne haath aage badhaya, lekin bazaar ke log beech mein aa gaye, chillane lage, “Yeh kya gandagi hai!” Gunda aur uske dost wahan se bhag gaye.
Ghar wapas aakar Ahmed ne rone ka natak shuru kiya. Woh bistar pe baith gaya, haath se aankhein pochhta hua bola, “Shabana, yeh kya ho gaya? Meri bazaar mein itni beizzati ho gayi, woh bhi teri aankhon ke saamne!” Shabana ka dil thoda naram hua, woh Ahmed ke paas baith gayi aur boli, “Ahmed, chhod do. Woh ek gunda tha, pagal tha. Koi baat nahi, log bhool jayenge.” Ahmed ne thodi der tak rone ka drama kiya, lekin dil mein woh hans raha tha. Shabana ka haal alag tha—usne apni zindagi mein pehle kabhi itna bada lund nahi dekha tha. Woh lehrata hua lund uski aankhon ke saamne se hat nahi raha tha. Jab woh kitchen mein khana banane gayi, roti belte waqt uski nazar baar baar us scene pe jati. Bacchon se baat karte waqt, kapde dhote waqt, har jagah woh gunde ka woh mota, lamba lund uske dimag mein ghoom raha tha. Uska dil bechain tha—sharam, dar, aur ek ajeeb si uttejana ka mila jula ehsaas usse pareshan kar raha tha.
Ahmed yeh sab jaanta tha. Shaam ko usne ‘Ravi’ ban kar Shabana ko phone kiya. “Shabana ji, kya haal hai?” usne shuru kiya. Shabana ki awaaz thodi thaki hui thi. Ravi ne poochha, “Kya baat hai? Tum udaas lag rahi ho.” Shabana chup rahi, kuch bolna nahi chahti thi. Ravi ne thodi si baatein ki, usse behlaya, aur phir poochha, “Bolo na, kya hua?” Shabana ne sharmate hue kaha, “Bazaar mein ek gunda tha… usne Ahmed ko tang kiya.” Ravi ne thodi si shaitaani se poochha, “Accha? Kya kiya usne?” Shabana ne dheere se kaha, “Usne… apna… dikhaya.” Ravi zor se hans pada, “Arre waah, lund dikhaya? Kaisa tha? Bada mota hoga na? Tumne pehle kabhi aisa nahi dekha hoga!” Shabana chup ho gayi. Ravi ne mazak uraya, “Tumhare shauhar ki chhoti si nunni se toh kitna bada hoga na?” Shabana ke paas jawab nahi tha, uska gala sookh gaya. Ravi ne aur chheda, “Ab toh bazaar ka masla khatam ho gaya, phir bhi tension kyun hai?” Shabana chup rahi, lekin Ravi ne baat nikalwai. “Kuch nahi,” Shabana ne kaha, lekin Ravi ne dabaya, “Bolo na!” Aakhir Shabana boli, “Maine pehle kabhi itna bada nahi dekha.” Ravi hans pada, “Lund toh hota hi aisa hai, tumne ab tak kya dekha tha? Apne shauhar ki nunni?” Shabana phans gayi, uske paas jawab nahi tha, aur phone rakhne ke siwa koi chara nahi tha.
Raat ko Ahmed aur Shabana bistar pe lete. Ahmed ne Shabana se wada kiya tha ke woh gandi baatein nahi karega, lekin usne Shabana ka haal dekha—uski aankhein bhaari thi, saansein thodi tez. Woh dheere se Shabana ke kandhe pe haath rakha, phir uske mammon ke nipple pe ungli pherna shuru kiya. Shabana ne aankhein band kar li, kuch nahi boli. Ahmed ne dheere se uski choot pe haath lagaya—woh geeli thi, bilkul bheegi hui. “Yeh kya hai, Shabana?” Ahmed ne poochha, “Tu geeli kyun hai? Koi wajah hai kya?” Shabana ne jaldi se kaha, “Koi wajah nahi, main abhi washroom se aayi thi, paani laga hoga.” Ahmed dil mein hans pada—woh jaanta tha ke wajah woh gunde ka lund tha jo Shabana ke dimag mein ghoom raha tha. Usne Shabana ko thodi si chheda, “Acha? Phir yeh garmi kyun hai? Tere jism mein yeh aag kahan se aayi?” Shabana ne muh pher liya, lekin Ahmed ke dil mein shaitaani chal rahi thi. Woh soch raha tha, “Shabana ab us bade lund ke baare mein soch rahi hai, aur yeh mere plan ka agla hissa hai.” Usne Shabana ko chhod diya, lekin dil mein ek naya plan banane laga—ab Shabana ko aur gahre paani mein le jana tha.
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