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Fantastic update Hyupdate 41
(Romans begin, cat fight continue)
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Raju- hmm wese to meri dono bhabhi ke hatho ki chay bahut acchi lagi mujko par kyuki kya ha na maya bhabhi mere mhu mae na kamya bhabhi ke hatho ka sawad jam sa gaya hai fir bhi app dono mae se koi nahi jita 50/50% hai app dono taliya
sabhi lig tali bahane lage haste hue
Damini - wese raju kuch bhi bolo tum na bahut acchi acting karte ho
Raju- are bhabhi ye to kuch bhi nahi main to aur achhi acting kar sakta hu bas mujhe mobile mikna chahiye
wese to in dono bato par jada kisi ka dhyan nahi gaya par kamya ne ye baate sun li aur
Kamya (man mae) - acting, mobile hmm (sochte hue) wo to raju ko ye dono chije bahut jada pasand hai
fir kamya ke chahre par ek kutil muskan aa gai fir - huu to agar mene jesa socha hai wesa hua to ajj raat mere aur raju ke bich iss (aur khudh sharana gai)
ab kya plan hai aur kya hoga ajj ki raat uske liye
to chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update
To ko kamya ne pura plan aone dimag mae bana liya hai aur wo man hi man bahut khush bhi ho rahi hai kyuki wo janti thi ki ye plan jarur success full hoga
ab sabhi logo ne chay nasta kiya fir
Sima- are kamla jara bahar dekh kar aa to dhuo kuch kam hui ki nahi
Kamla - are badi malikn ye gaon hai yaha 5-30 tak tandakta aa hi jati hai sahar nahi jaha bina cooler ke nind na aaye isliye app chinta mat kijiye
Sima- achha fir tik hai chalo sab toda bag mae bathte hai kyu devki ji
D rana - are kyu nahi Sima ji jarur chalo sab log
Thakuraine - achha didi app sabhi bahar bath jawo mujhe toda apne kamre mae kaam hai main uska pura karke aati hu
Raju - achha to main bhi tida nadi ki tarf gum kar aata hu amma
Thakuraine - ha tik hai par dhyan se jana aur samay se wapis aana tik
Raju- ha amma wese bhi nadi kaha jada dur hai bas haveli ke us tarf to hai
Damini - kya is gaon main nadi bhi hai
devki rana - ha bahu bilkul hai par utni jada badu nahi hai choti si hai par bahut sundar hai
Paridhi - wow nadi ma mujko bhi dekhna hai nadi please ma
Raju- achha paridhi ji dekh lena par abhi nahi abhi todi der main raat ho jayegi fir maja nahi aayega
Thakuraine - ha pari hum ek kaam karte hai agar kl musam toda tanda raha to hum sab wahi wo ka bolte hai jo gumne jate khaba khata hai
Raju- apka Matlab picnic se hai amma
Thakuraine - ha ha wahi jo raju ne abhi kaha wahi mana lenge
paridhi dod kar Thakuraine ke gake lag jati
Paridhi - thanks Matlab sukriya chachi app bahut achhi ho
Thakuraine - achha beti ab tu sab ke saath bahar ja gardan main gum main todi der mae aati hu
Sima- achha tik hai choti par jaldi aana na chalo bhai kisko kisko jana hai bahar gumne
Thakuraine - kamla tu bhi didi ke saath ja main bhi aati hoon
fir sabhi log jo hai chal diye sima ke piche piche aur idhar
kamya- ( man mae) - yahi sahi samay hai kamya apne plan ko suru kar jakdi se abhi maya bhi bahar gai hai usko kuch pata chale isse pahle hi hi hi
aur fir kamya apne plan ke muktabik chal di thakuraine ke room mae thakuraine bhi sayad bathroom gai hui thi
Kamya - maji kya main andar aa sakti hu
Thakuraine - ha choti bahu aawo andar
kamya(andar jakar) - maji wo mujko apse kuch bate karni thi
Thakuraine - ha ha kyu nahi choti bahu bolo kya baat karni hai
Kamya- maji wo kya hai na ki ab raju puri tarah se tik ho chuka hai to wo ab toda haveki ke bahar gumne bhi laga hai to main chahti thi ki wo
Thakuraine - are choti bahu bina kisi pareshani ke bolo main janti tum kabhi bhi bina wajha ke kuch nahi bolti ho
Kamya- maji wo ab kya hai raju jo hai haveli main rahe rahe bor ho jata hai to wo mobilese kaam chaka leta hai to main ye chahti thi ki agar apki ijajat ho to kya main kal raju ke saath jakar uske liye bhi ek naya mobile le lu agar app kahe to
Thakuraine - are choti bahu ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai are ajj tak tum hi raju ki jimedari leti aai ho to iske liye bhi koi puchne ki jarurat nahi thi agar raju ke pass bhi phone ho jayega to meri chinta todi km hogi tum kal chali jawo raju ke saath aur hai ek kaam aur karna
Kamya- ji maji kya kaam tha
Thakuraine - are tum to janti ho na ki bhima jo kapde laya tha raju ke liye wo ab uske upar chote pad rahe hai (body ki wajha se) to tum jub sahar ja hi rahi ho to uske saath kapde bhi lete ana tik aur jitne bhi pese chahiye tijori se nikal lena
Kamya- ji tik hai maji aur kuch
Thakuraine - nahi aur kuch nahi choti bahu ab tum jawo wo rasli ki tayari karo wo kya hai na ki tumhare bade sasur ji matlab mere jeth ji ko tida jakdi khane ki aadat hai to toda jaldi khana bana tik hai
Kamya- tik hai maji app chinta mat kijye sab ho jayega
Thakuraine (kamya ke sir par hath ferte hue) - are bhagwan ne mujh itni gunkari bahu di hai mujhe kis baat ki chinta jawo ab apna kaam karo
aur kamya jo hai chal di rasoi ki aur fir sabhi log bhi kuch hi samay mae gardon se aa gaye aur raju bhi aa gaya to sabhi choti bahu mil kar rasoi mae gai aur 7-30 baje tak sara khana tayar ho gaya fir sabhi log ek saath bath kar khana khane lage fir khana khatm kar sabhi hall main bath gaye jaha baat ki suruwat bade Thakur ne ki
B thakur - achha dinu ab jo hai subha to jese tese bit gai par abhi tak tune mujhe ye nahi bataya ki sabhi log soyenge kaha par aur wo dusri haveli main kuch paresani hai kya
Thakur - ha bhaiya wo baat esi hai ki ab app to jante hi ho ki us haveli mae jada ana jana nahi hota tha hamara to jub pata chala ki ajj app aa jaaoge to main kl gaya tha haveli ab hall wall to sabbtik hai par jo kamre ke darwaje hai unme bahut si paresani aa gai kai darwaje bahut hi muskil se khul rahe akur kuch to bilkul jaam se ho gaye hai
mene karigaro ko phone lagaya tha to unhone kal subha se kaam karne ko bola hai aur ye bhi bola hai ki ye kaam kahtm hone main lagbhg 1-2 sapte (week) ka time lag sakta hai
B thakur - wo sab to tik hai dinu ab makan hai purani bhi to maramt ki jarurat to padegi hi par ab baat wahi hai ki itne sare log hai aur sabke sone ka intjam kese hoga toda sabhi log apna dimag chalo
Raju bhi wahi batha hua tha to usne bola
Raju- babuji mere pass ek tarika hai agar app ijajat de to main bolu
B thakur - are beta bol kya tarika hai par ha tarika tik hona chahiye
Sima- kya ji app to bacche ko bolne se pahle hi dara rahe ho
B thakur - are bagwan dara nahi raha hu samjha raha hu main
Sima- ha ha bahut achhi tarha se janti hu main apke samjhane ke tarike tum bolo beta
Raju - ha maji to ab hanare is haveli main sabke appne kamre hai aur sabhi kamro main maharaja bed lage hai jaha aaram se 4 log so sakte hai
aur do room khali hai jaha todi safai ki jarurat hai
B thakur - are tu bolna kya chahta hai bete
Sima- are usko apni puri baat bolne to dijiye ji app kyu tok rahe ho usko tu bol beta bol
Raju- ha to agar app log chahe to kuch dino ke liye babuji ke room mae _- dono babuji (bade thakur, rana sahab,
Saloni bhabhi ke room mae 3 no maji kyuki unko upar chadne utarne mae paresani ho sakti hai
Kamya bhabhi maya bhabhi aur ek roon mae saloni bhabhi damini bhabhi ek room mae fir bache vina bhabhi, aur paridhi, to in dono ko ya to Kamya bhabhi ke baju wala room ya fir mere baju wala room de do simple
B thakur - wa wa bete wa bahut hi aasani se tune itni badi paresani ko hal kar diya kyu rana ji
D rana- bilkul thakur sahab aur bahut hi jaldi aur bilkul sahi dang se sabhi ko kamre bate hai bilkul tik
Thakur - bahut khub raju beta bhima kamla tum dono sabhi ke saman unke kamre ke hisab se baat do aur unki jarurat ki chije bhi tik aur wo kamra saff kara do jaldi se tik hai ha to main ye bol raha tha
aur fir sabhi logo idhar udhar ki baate karne lage fir sabhi ka saman unke kamre mae chaka gaye kyuki sabhi lig take hue the to sabhi appne apne roo mae chale gaye
udhar kamya aur maya apne room kamya bathroom se bahar aai aur maya ko boli
Kamya - achha tu aaram kar main jara raju ke room se aati hu1 ghante main tik
Maya - kya tu tu pagal ho gai hai kya is time tu raju ke room mae agar maji ko pata chalega to tu samjh rahi hai na
Kamya - To maji ko pata chalega to kya hoga kuch nahi unhone to bola hai
Maya - kya its impossible
Kamya (badi aada se maya ke gal ko chuti hui) - " baby you don't know how it possible"
aur kamya chak di chuo chap raju ke room mae aur ajj bina kisi awwaj ke wo raju ke room main gus gai
jaha raju jo hai bistar par bath kar kitabe pahd raha tha kamya ko dekhkar bola
Raju- are bhabhi mujko laga tha ki ajj app nahi aawogi par app to aa gai to kya padhenge hum
Kamya - nahi ajj kuch aur karnge hum
Raju - achha kta karenge hum ajj fir bhabhi bolo
Kamya - hum ajj to tumne mujhe khush kar diya jis tarah se tumne maji ki nakal ki aur maya ke chay main jo acting ki wo to maja hi aa gaya to kya tumko ye sab achha lagta hai
Raju- ha bhabhi ab main to jada gumta nahi hu na to bas mobile aur rv mae dekh kar sikha haya tida bahut mujko bahut pasand hai acting
Kamya(jese mene socha tha bilkul wesa hi) - - achha par mujko lagta hai ki tum kisi ki bhi acting nahi kar sakte ho
Raju- kya apko kya lagra hai bhabhi main kisi ki bhi aur kahi par bhi acting kar sakta hu
Kamya - achaa ye baat hai to jiski main acting karne ko bolungi uski kar pawoge bolo
Raju (bistar se uth kar) - ha kyu nahi bolo kiski acting karni
Kamya- achha to tumke mere pati ya boyfriend ki acting karni hogi bolo manjur hai
Raju(tida gusse s) - bhabhi ye app kya bol rahi ho nahi bilkuk nahi main kabhi nahi karunga esa app jawo yaha se
Kamya -(udas hone ka natak karte) - kya tum mujhse is tarha se huu
aur kamya bilkul chup hokar bed par bath gai raju kuch der is baat ko ignore karta gaya par wo ye baat kese sahan kar sakta tha ki jisne uski itno dino se seva ki uska itna dhyan rakha wo uski hi wajha se udhas ho jaye isliye raju ko jo toda gussa aaya tha wo bhi chaka gaya aur wo kamya ke samne gutno par bath kar bolne laga ki
Raju - bhabhi suno na bhabhi am sorry bhabhi
Fir bhi kamya ne raju ko koi bhi replay nahi diya sayad uske dimag main kuch kichdi pak rahi thi ab kya pak rahi thi ye to kamya hi Jane par itna jarur pata hai ki kuch bahut bada hone wala hai isliye usne apna mhu mod liya
Raju - bhabhi kamya bhabhi meri taraf dekho na bhabhi please app ye bilkul bhi tik nahi kar rahi ho itna bhi bhau khaana tik nahi hai mene bola naa sorry
par bhi kamya ne apna natak chalu hi rahkha kyuki itne dino mae wo ye baat jan chuki thi achhi tarh se ki raju kisi ko bhi naraj nahi dekh sakta hai ab bichara raju bhola usko yahi laga ki kamya sach mae naraz ho gai hai ab raju ke pass koi chara nahi bacha to sivay kamya ki baat manane ke isliye akhir kar usne wo bol hi diya jo kamya sunana chahti thi
Raju - achha tik hai mujhe apki baat manjur hai apke boy friend ka roll tik hai suna na bhabhi ab gussa chodo aur meri tarf dekho aur bolo kab kar na hai hai ye roll
kamya ( aapni dimag ke gode dodakar) - tik hai raj par ek baat dhyan raknha ki mere boyfriend ki actting karne ke saath saath tumko uski feelings bhi lani padegi tik hai na
Raju ( khud ko confidence karte huye) - tik hai bhabhi ap uski chinta mat karo yesa actting karunga ki apko yakin nahi hoga
kamya (thodi has kar,) - chalo raj majak chodo ek to tum mujhse hi itne sharmate ho kya mujhe nahi lagta ki tum actting kar pawoge hu
Raju - are bhabhi pehele actting suru tou karne do
kamya - actting bada difficult kam he actting koi bhi kar lega par feelings lana bahut katin kam hota he
Raju (jyada excited hokar) - oo bhabhi apko kya lagta hai main acting nahi kar paunga app to khud ko hindi film ki director samajhne lagi kya scene hoga bolo
(Kamya ( thodi soch kar) - hmm scene kya hoga hai ek kam karo tum ye soch lo ki tum mera boyfriend nahi balki mere pati ho aur bahut dino baad kheto se aaya he or hamdono ki mulaqat pure 8 mahine ke bad ho rahi hai
Raju - bhabhi ye app kya bol rahi hai mai apke pati hone ki acting nahi bhabhi ye nahi ho sakta
kamya man main kahi ye idea flop na ho jaye
Kamya - dekha mene bola hi tha ki tumko actting nehin hone wala are scene koi bhi ho kya tumko puchh todi jayega dekha
Raju (thoda haklate huye) - par bhabhi kuchh or scene nehin mili app chahati tou mujhe husband wife ke scene bol bhi sakti ho lekin apne to sidhe pati bol diya
Bich me kamya bol padi
kamya - yehi to ashli test he agar tum mere samne mere pati ka roll achhe se nibha pawoge to main tumko mere sath waha le jawungi
Raju- achha kaha
Kamya-are sahar aur saath hi tumhare liye naye kapde aur aur ek new phone sirf tumhare liye
ab to raju ko kuch nahi matlab tha to usne bahut hi khush hokar bola
Raju - thik hai bhabhi ab bolo kya karna hai main tayar hu
Kamya - fir se soch lo raj tumhare andar ek pati ko lana hoga agar tum mera sath mera pati ka roll ko achhe se kar payega to hum kal chalege saghar ye mera wada
ye baat sunte hi Raju ke dimag bahut jaldi jaldi chalne laga
kamya(has kar) - ho gaya kya dimag ke andar sr sara actting ke kida uttar geya na hu bade aaye the acting karne wale ab bhul jawo mobile tum
Raju aapna soch ke bahar aa kar - tik hai tik hai main tayar hu
Kamya- tik ha par ek baat yaad rakhna jub tak main na bolu tum bilkul bhi apna roll nahi bhuloge tik hai
Raju - tik hai bhabhi
kamya- aur ha jub tak acting chakegu tab tak tum mujhe kamya bologe agar nahi to bhul jawo mobile
Raju- tik hai suru karo
ab suru hoti hai acting
Kamya- suniye ji kya app itno dino baad aaye ho kya apko meri yaad nahi aati hu
aur raju ke hatho ko aone galo par rakh liya
Raju (acting mae gusta hua) - kya kya karu meri jaan kamya tu to janti hai ki muje samay nahi milta hai
raju ke mhu se apna naam aur jaan sun kar kamya to sab kuch bhul gai fir
Kamya- kahi app ko koi dusri to nahi mil gai na ji
Raju- nahi meri jaan tumhari jesi apsra ko chod main kiske pass jaunga
Kamya (ek nase se) - nahi mujhe nahi lagta apko meri yaad aati hogi agar aati to mujhse itne dur nahi rahte mujko apne sine se laga lete
Raju jisko ajj pahli baar kamya ki aankho mae tode se aanshu dikhe wo ab sab kuch bhul gaya aur
Raju- mujko maff kar de meri rani
aur usne kamya ko apne majbut hatho se apne sine se laga liya
ajj kamay ka dil uska jism bahut jada khush hua jese barso baat sune registan mae bharish hui kuchder sine se lagne ke baad kamya ne dire se Raju ke dono galo ko apne hatho se pakda ab dono ki aankhe ek dusre ki aankhon se mil gai dono ki dil ki dhadkan bhi ek saman chalne lagi aur fir wo hua jiska kamya ko kabse intjar tha ab na raju kuch bol saka na kamya kuch bol saki kyuki
update 41
(Romans begin, cat fight continue)
previous
Raju- hmm wese to meri dono bhabhi ke hatho ki chay bahut acchi lagi mujko par kyuki kya ha na maya bhabhi mere mhu mae na kamya bhabhi ke hatho ka sawad jam sa gaya hai fir bhi app dono mae se koi nahi jita 50/50% hai app dono taliya
sabhi lig tali bahane lage haste hue
Damini - wese raju kuch bhi bolo tum na bahut acchi acting karte ho
Raju- are bhabhi ye to kuch bhi nahi main to aur achhi acting kar sakta hu bas mujhe mobile mikna chahiye
wese to in dono bato par jada kisi ka dhyan nahi gaya par kamya ne ye baate sun li aur
Kamya (man mae) - acting, mobile hmm (sochte hue) wo to raju ko ye dono chije bahut jada pasand hai
fir kamya ke chahre par ek kutil muskan aa gai fir - huu to agar mene jesa socha hai wesa hua to ajj raat mere aur raju ke bich iss (aur khudh sharana gai)
ab kya plan hai aur kya hoga ajj ki raat uske liye
to chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update
To ko kamya ne pura plan aone dimag mae bana liya hai aur wo man hi man bahut khush bhi ho rahi hai kyuki wo janti thi ki ye plan jarur success full hoga
ab sabhi logo ne chay nasta kiya fir
Sima- are kamla jara bahar dekh kar aa to dhuo kuch kam hui ki nahi
Kamla - are badi malikn ye gaon hai yaha 5-30 tak tandakta aa hi jati hai sahar nahi jaha bina cooler ke nind na aaye isliye app chinta mat kijiye
Sima- achha fir tik hai chalo sab toda bag mae bathte hai kyu devki ji
D rana - are kyu nahi Sima ji jarur chalo sab log
Thakuraine - achha didi app sabhi bahar bath jawo mujhe toda apne kamre mae kaam hai main uska pura karke aati hu
Raju - achha to main bhi tida nadi ki tarf gum kar aata hu amma
Thakuraine - ha tik hai par dhyan se jana aur samay se wapis aana tik
Raju- ha amma wese bhi nadi kaha jada dur hai bas haveli ke us tarf to hai
Damini - kya is gaon main nadi bhi hai
devki rana - ha bahu bilkul hai par utni jada badu nahi hai choti si hai par bahut sundar hai
Paridhi - wow nadi ma mujko bhi dekhna hai nadi please ma
Raju- achha paridhi ji dekh lena par abhi nahi abhi todi der main raat ho jayegi fir maja nahi aayega
Thakuraine - ha pari hum ek kaam karte hai agar kl musam toda tanda raha to hum sab wahi wo ka bolte hai jo gumne jate khaba khata hai
Raju- apka Matlab picnic se hai amma
Thakuraine - ha ha wahi jo raju ne abhi kaha wahi mana lenge
paridhi dod kar Thakuraine ke gake lag jati
Paridhi - thanks Matlab sukriya chachi app bahut achhi ho
Thakuraine - achha beti ab tu sab ke saath bahar ja gardan main gum main todi der mae aati hu
Sima- achha tik hai choti par jaldi aana na chalo bhai kisko kisko jana hai bahar gumne
Thakuraine - kamla tu bhi didi ke saath ja main bhi aati hoon
fir sabhi log jo hai chal diye sima ke piche piche aur idhar
kamya- ( man mae) - yahi sahi samay hai kamya apne plan ko suru kar jakdi se abhi maya bhi bahar gai hai usko kuch pata chale isse pahle hi hi hi
aur fir kamya apne plan ke muktabik chal di thakuraine ke room mae thakuraine bhi sayad bathroom gai hui thi
Kamya - maji kya main andar aa sakti hu
Thakuraine - ha choti bahu aawo andar
kamya(andar jakar) - maji wo mujko apse kuch bate karni thi
Thakuraine - ha ha kyu nahi choti bahu bolo kya baat karni hai
Kamya- maji wo kya hai na ki ab raju puri tarah se tik ho chuka hai to wo ab toda haveki ke bahar gumne bhi laga hai to main chahti thi ki wo
Thakuraine - are choti bahu bina kisi pareshani ke bolo main janti tum kabhi bhi bina wajha ke kuch nahi bolti ho
Kamya- maji wo ab kya hai raju jo hai haveli main rahe rahe bor ho jata hai to wo mobilese kaam chaka leta hai to main ye chahti thi ki agar apki ijajat ho to kya main kal raju ke saath jakar uske liye bhi ek naya mobile le lu agar app kahe to
Thakuraine - are choti bahu ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai are ajj tak tum hi raju ki jimedari leti aai ho to iske liye bhi koi puchne ki jarurat nahi thi agar raju ke pass bhi phone ho jayega to meri chinta todi km hogi tum kal chali jawo raju ke saath aur hai ek kaam aur karna
Kamya- ji maji kya kaam tha
Thakuraine - are tum to janti ho na ki bhima jo kapde laya tha raju ke liye wo ab uske upar chote pad rahe hai (body ki wajha se) to tum jub sahar ja hi rahi ho to uske saath kapde bhi lete ana tik aur jitne bhi pese chahiye tijori se nikal lena
Kamya- ji tik hai maji aur kuch
Thakuraine - nahi aur kuch nahi choti bahu ab tum jawo wo rasli ki tayari karo wo kya hai na ki tumhare bade sasur ji matlab mere jeth ji ko tida jakdi khane ki aadat hai to toda jaldi khana bana tik hai
Kamya- tik hai maji app chinta mat kijye sab ho jayega
Thakuraine (kamya ke sir par hath ferte hue) - are bhagwan ne mujh itni gunkari bahu di hai mujhe kis baat ki chinta jawo ab apna kaam karo
aur kamya jo hai chal di rasoi ki aur fir sabhi log bhi kuch hi samay mae gardon se aa gaye aur raju bhi aa gaya to sabhi choti bahu mil kar rasoi mae gai aur 7-30 baje tak sara khana tayar ho gaya fir sabhi log ek saath bath kar khana khane lage fir khana khatm kar sabhi hall main bath gaye jaha baat ki suruwat bade Thakur ne ki
B thakur - achha dinu ab jo hai subha to jese tese bit gai par abhi tak tune mujhe ye nahi bataya ki sabhi log soyenge kaha par aur wo dusri haveli main kuch paresani hai kya
Thakur - ha bhaiya wo baat esi hai ki ab app to jante hi ho ki us haveli mae jada ana jana nahi hota tha hamara to jub pata chala ki ajj app aa jaaoge to main kl gaya tha haveli ab hall wall to sabbtik hai par jo kamre ke darwaje hai unme bahut si paresani aa gai kai darwaje bahut hi muskil se khul rahe akur kuch to bilkul jaam se ho gaye hai
mene karigaro ko phone lagaya tha to unhone kal subha se kaam karne ko bola hai aur ye bhi bola hai ki ye kaam kahtm hone main lagbhg 1-2 sapte (week) ka time lag sakta hai
B thakur - wo sab to tik hai dinu ab makan hai purani bhi to maramt ki jarurat to padegi hi par ab baat wahi hai ki itne sare log hai aur sabke sone ka intjam kese hoga toda sabhi log apna dimag chalo
Raju bhi wahi batha hua tha to usne bola
Raju- babuji mere pass ek tarika hai agar app ijajat de to main bolu
B thakur - are beta bol kya tarika hai par ha tarika tik hona chahiye
Sima- kya ji app to bacche ko bolne se pahle hi dara rahe ho
B thakur - are bagwan dara nahi raha hu samjha raha hu main
Sima- ha ha bahut achhi tarha se janti hu main apke samjhane ke tarike tum bolo beta
Raju - ha maji to ab hanare is haveli main sabke appne kamre hai aur sabhi kamro main maharaja bed lage hai jaha aaram se 4 log so sakte hai
aur do room khali hai jaha todi safai ki jarurat hai
B thakur - are tu bolna kya chahta hai bete
Sima- are usko apni puri baat bolne to dijiye ji app kyu tok rahe ho usko tu bol beta bol
Raju- ha to agar app log chahe to kuch dino ke liye babuji ke room mae _- dono babuji (bade thakur, rana sahab,
Saloni bhabhi ke room mae 3 no maji kyuki unko upar chadne utarne mae paresani ho sakti hai
Kamya bhabhi maya bhabhi aur ek roon mae saloni bhabhi damini bhabhi ek room mae fir bache vina bhabhi, aur paridhi, to in dono ko ya to Kamya bhabhi ke baju wala room ya fir mere baju wala room de do simple
B thakur - wa wa bete wa bahut hi aasani se tune itni badi paresani ko hal kar diya kyu rana ji
D rana- bilkul thakur sahab aur bahut hi jaldi aur bilkul sahi dang se sabhi ko kamre bate hai bilkul tik
Thakur - bahut khub raju beta bhima kamla tum dono sabhi ke saman unke kamre ke hisab se baat do aur unki jarurat ki chije bhi tik aur wo kamra saff kara do jaldi se tik hai ha to main ye bol raha tha
aur fir sabhi logo idhar udhar ki baate karne lage fir sabhi ka saman unke kamre mae chaka gaye kyuki sabhi lig take hue the to sabhi appne apne roo mae chale gaye
udhar kamya aur maya apne room kamya bathroom se bahar aai aur maya ko boli
Kamya - achha tu aaram kar main jara raju ke room se aati hu1 ghante main tik
Maya - kya tu tu pagal ho gai hai kya is time tu raju ke room mae agar maji ko pata chalega to tu samjh rahi hai na
Kamya - To maji ko pata chalega to kya hoga kuch nahi unhone to bola hai
Maya - kya its impossible
Kamya (badi aada se maya ke gal ko chuti hui) - " baby you don't know how it possible"
aur kamya chak di chuo chap raju ke room mae aur ajj bina kisi awwaj ke wo raju ke room main gus gai
jaha raju jo hai bistar par bath kar kitabe pahd raha tha kamya ko dekhkar bola
Raju- are bhabhi mujko laga tha ki ajj app nahi aawogi par app to aa gai to kya padhenge hum
Kamya - nahi ajj kuch aur karnge hum
Raju - achha kta karenge hum ajj fir bhabhi bolo
Kamya - hum ajj to tumne mujhe khush kar diya jis tarah se tumne maji ki nakal ki aur maya ke chay main jo acting ki wo to maja hi aa gaya to kya tumko ye sab achha lagta hai
Raju- ha bhabhi ab main to jada gumta nahi hu na to bas mobile aur rv mae dekh kar sikha haya tida bahut mujko bahut pasand hai acting
Kamya(jese mene socha tha bilkul wesa hi) - - achha par mujko lagta hai ki tum kisi ki bhi acting nahi kar sakte ho
Raju- kya apko kya lagra hai bhabhi main kisi ki bhi aur kahi par bhi acting kar sakta hu
Kamya - achaa ye baat hai to jiski main acting karne ko bolungi uski kar pawoge bolo
Raju (bistar se uth kar) - ha kyu nahi bolo kiski acting karni
Kamya- achha to tumke mere pati ya boyfriend ki acting karni hogi bolo manjur hai
Raju(tida gusse s) - bhabhi ye app kya bol rahi ho nahi bilkuk nahi main kabhi nahi karunga esa app jawo yaha se
Kamya -(udas hone ka natak karte) - kya tum mujhse is tarha se huu
aur kamya bilkul chup hokar bed par bath gai raju kuch der is baat ko ignore karta gaya par wo ye baat kese sahan kar sakta tha ki jisne uski itno dino se seva ki uska itna dhyan rakha wo uski hi wajha se udhas ho jaye isliye raju ko jo toda gussa aaya tha wo bhi chaka gaya aur wo kamya ke samne gutno par bath kar bolne laga ki
Raju - bhabhi suno na bhabhi am sorry bhabhi
Fir bhi kamya ne raju ko koi bhi replay nahi diya sayad uske dimag main kuch kichdi pak rahi thi ab kya pak rahi thi ye to kamya hi Jane par itna jarur pata hai ki kuch bahut bada hone wala hai isliye usne apna mhu mod liya
Raju - bhabhi kamya bhabhi meri taraf dekho na bhabhi please app ye bilkul bhi tik nahi kar rahi ho itna bhi bhau khaana tik nahi hai mene bola naa sorry
par bhi kamya ne apna natak chalu hi rahkha kyuki itne dino mae wo ye baat jan chuki thi achhi tarh se ki raju kisi ko bhi naraj nahi dekh sakta hai ab bichara raju bhola usko yahi laga ki kamya sach mae naraz ho gai hai ab raju ke pass koi chara nahi bacha to sivay kamya ki baat manane ke isliye akhir kar usne wo bol hi diya jo kamya sunana chahti thi
Raju - achha tik hai mujhe apki baat manjur hai apke boy friend ka roll tik hai suna na bhabhi ab gussa chodo aur meri tarf dekho aur bolo kab kar na hai hai ye roll
kamya ( aapni dimag ke gode dodakar) - tik hai raj par ek baat dhyan raknha ki mere boyfriend ki actting karne ke saath saath tumko uski feelings bhi lani padegi tik hai na
Raju ( khud ko confidence karte huye) - tik hai bhabhi ap uski chinta mat karo yesa actting karunga ki apko yakin nahi hoga
kamya (thodi has kar,) - chalo raj majak chodo ek to tum mujhse hi itne sharmate ho kya mujhe nahi lagta ki tum actting kar pawoge hu
Raju - are bhabhi pehele actting suru tou karne do
kamya - actting bada difficult kam he actting koi bhi kar lega par feelings lana bahut katin kam hota he
Raju (jyada excited hokar) - oo bhabhi apko kya lagta hai main acting nahi kar paunga app to khud ko hindi film ki director samajhne lagi kya scene hoga bolo
(Kamya ( thodi soch kar) - hmm scene kya hoga hai ek kam karo tum ye soch lo ki tum mera boyfriend nahi balki mere pati ho aur bahut dino baad kheto se aaya he or hamdono ki mulaqat pure 8 mahine ke bad ho rahi hai
Raju - bhabhi ye app kya bol rahi hai mai apke pati hone ki acting nahi bhabhi ye nahi ho sakta
kamya man main kahi ye idea flop na ho jaye
Kamya - dekha mene bola hi tha ki tumko actting nehin hone wala are scene koi bhi ho kya tumko puchh todi jayega dekha
Raju (thoda haklate huye) - par bhabhi kuchh or scene nehin mili app chahati tou mujhe husband wife ke scene bol bhi sakti ho lekin apne to sidhe pati bol diya
Bich me kamya bol padi
kamya - yehi to ashli test he agar tum mere samne mere pati ka roll achhe se nibha pawoge to main tumko mere sath waha le jawungi
Raju- achha kaha
Kamya-are sahar aur saath hi tumhare liye naye kapde aur aur ek new phone sirf tumhare liye
ab to raju ko kuch nahi matlab tha to usne bahut hi khush hokar bola
Raju - thik hai bhabhi ab bolo kya karna hai main tayar hu
Kamya - fir se soch lo raj tumhare andar ek pati ko lana hoga agar tum mera sath mera pati ka roll ko achhe se kar payega to hum kal chalege saghar ye mera wada
ye baat sunte hi Raju ke dimag bahut jaldi jaldi chalne laga
kamya(has kar) - ho gaya kya dimag ke andar sr sara actting ke kida uttar geya na hu bade aaye the acting karne wale ab bhul jawo mobile tum
Raju aapna soch ke bahar aa kar - tik hai tik hai main tayar hu
Kamya- tik ha par ek baat yaad rakhna jub tak main na bolu tum bilkul bhi apna roll nahi bhuloge tik hai
Raju - tik hai bhabhi
kamya- aur ha jub tak acting chakegu tab tak tum mujhe kamya bologe agar nahi to bhul jawo mobile
Raju- tik hai suru karo
ab suru hoti hai acting
Kamya- suniye ji kya app itno dino baad aaye ho kya apko meri yaad nahi aati hu
aur raju ke hatho ko aone galo par rakh liya
Raju (acting mae gusta hua) - kya kya karu meri jaan kamya tu to janti hai ki muje samay nahi milta hai
raju ke mhu se apna naam aur jaan sun kar kamya to sab kuch bhul gai fir
Kamya- kahi app ko koi dusri to nahi mil gai na ji
Raju- nahi meri jaan tumhari jesi apsra ko chod main kiske pass jaunga
Kamya (ek nase se) - nahi mujhe nahi lagta apko meri yaad aati hogi agar aati to mujhse itne dur nahi rahte mujko apne sine se laga lete
Raju jisko ajj pahli baar kamya ki aankho mae tode se aanshu dikhe wo ab sab kuch bhul gaya aur
Raju- mujko maff kar de meri rani
aur usne kamya ko apne majbut hatho se apne sine se laga liya
ajj kamay ka dil uska jism bahut jada khush hua jese barso baat sune registan mae bharish hui kuchder sine se lagne ke baad kamya ne dire se Raju ke dono galo ko apne hatho se pakda ab dono ki aankhe ek dusre ki aankhon se mil gai dono ki dil ki dhadkan bhi ek saman chalne lagi aur fir wo hua jiska kamya ko kabse intjar tha ab na raju kuch bol saka na kamya kuch bol saki kyuki
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maya - kya Matlab kya rasta hai tere pass mujko bhi bata ba please
Kamya - na sayad tu bhul rahi kya baat hui hanre buch room mae aur rahi raste ki baat to hi hi mere pass puri raat hai
Maya- kya kya Matlab kya hai tera puri raat se hu
Kamya- wo to raat mae pata chalega na wati and watch main aati hu washroom se
kamya ke jate hi maya sochns lagi
Maya (man mae) - is kamini ka raat se kya matlab tha jarur iske dimag mae koi kichdi pak rahi hogi ya pak bhi gai hogi hu iska confidence dekh lagta hai kuch to badha socha hoga isne mujhe pata karna hoga hu
ab raat ko hoga kya uske liye apko karna hoga raat ka intizar
to chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update
To kamya aur maya dono ne confirm kar diya ki dono ke dil main raju ke liya filings hai aur kamya ne ye bhi bata diya ki ajj rat ko wo kuch karne wali hai kya ye kisi ko nahi pata hai
idhar Thakuraine apne pure parivar ko apni dono haveli guma chuki thi aur sabhi log wapis aa gaye hall main jaha bato ki suruwat vina thakur ne ki
Vina- wow maji wese to meri shadi ke baad main isi haveli mae aai thi par us vakt main haveli ghum bhi nahi paai thi
Paridhi- kyu bhabhi app kyu nahi gum pai thi haveli jub ki apko to pura muka mila tha na
Sima - wo iskiye meri bachhi kyuki us vakt tere dadaji yani mere sasur ji jinda the aur tumko pata hai us vakt nai bahu ko jada ghumne ki ijajat nahi thi
Paridhi- wo to tik hai par jub bhabhi ko kuch samay ho gaya tub to wo ghum sakti thi na
Vina- kaha pari main apni shadi ke baad yaha sirf 15-20 din ruki thi fir tumhare bhaiye ke saath wapish Mumbai jana pada aur haveli gumne ka sapna pura hi nahi hua
Thakuraine - achha tik hai badi bahu us vakt samay nahi mila tha isliye to ajj tumko ghuma di puri haveli bolo kesi lagi
Vina- ha maji jesa mene socha to usse bhi khubsurat hai ye haveki wese maji apko pata hi hoga ki is haveli ko bane kitne samay ho chuka hoga
Thakuraine - pata nahi bahu par tere sasur mere jeth ji ko jarur pata hoga
tabhi bathroom se raju nikla aur thakuraine ke per ke pas bath kar uski god mae sir rakh kar bolne laga
Raju- kya bol rahi ho bhabhi amma ko ye nahi pata hoga ki is haveli ko kitna samay hua bane par amma tumko ye to pata hi hoga na yaha aur us dusri haveli mae kul kitne kamre honge
Thakuraine - ha bilkul mujhe pata hai ye is haveli mae khul age aur piche milakar 12 kamre honge aur us haveli mae lagbhg 15-16 kamre honge
Paridhi- wow iska Matlab hum sab alag alag kamro mae rahenge yee mujhe hamesha se rajkumari ki tarh se ek bade se kamre mae sona tha
Thakuraine - are meri choti pari tu rajkumari ki tarha nahi balki hamre parivar ki rajkumari hi hai
Vina- achha raju tumhare sir ka dard tik hua ki nahi
Raju- ha bhabhi so to kab ka khatm ho gaya hai
Vina- achha kisne ki itni achhi malish kamya ne ya maya ne huu
Raju- saloni bhabhi ne ki malish mere sir ki
Thakuraine - kya par saloni ne kyu ki mene to kamya aur maya ko bola tha na kamya maya bahu idhar aana to
dono bahu thakuraine ki awwajh sun kar turant aa gai
Thakuraine (toda tej awaj mae) - mene tum dino ko bola tha na ki tumdono main se koi ek raju ke sir ki malish kar dengi fir tumne saloni bahu ko ye kaam kyu diya bolo
tabhi udhar se saloni aa gai jisne ye baate sun li thi aur uska pata chak gata tha ki thakuraine todi naraz hai tab saloni boli
saloni- wo maji baat esi hai ki meri kanar mae kuch dard tha to mene hi kamya aur maya ko bola ki tum dono rasoi ke bacche kaam kar do tab tak main raju ke sir ki malish kar dungi
saloni ki is baat se Thakuraine shant ho gai aur kamya maya ke dil ko shanti mili par raju kuch bolne wala tha par saloni ne usko ishare se chup rahne ko kaha to raju chup ho gaya
Thakuraine - wo tik kiya tumne badi bahu par toda apna bhi dhyan rakha kar ab dekh tere niche teen aur bahu hai (kamya, maya, daminj)
Raju (buch mae) - ha bhabhi amma ki baat suno jese ye ap dono bhabhi kamla kaki par hukam jamati hai na jese bahu khana banao kamla mere per taba esa app bhi suru karo
" bathe bathe aram na koi kaam na dham"
Raju ki ese acting dekh sabhi log hasne lage jisse thakuraine jo hai raju ke gaal kichte hue
Thakuraine - badmash kahi ka jub fdkho tab kisi bhi baat ko ghuma fira kar mujpar hi laa deta hai dekh tu na sudhar ja warna kisi din tapad padega ga
Raju- esa kya amma tum aur mujko marogi chalo fir chalo mara mujhe dekho mere gall bhi aage kiya hai maro
Thakuraine - dekh rahi ho didi dekho kese badmashi kar raha hai ye kyuki isko pata hai ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye main isme kabhi hath nahi uthungi
Sima(haste hue) - are achha ha na ki iski wajha se hi is haveli mae hansi gunjti rahti hai
Thakuraine - ha didi ye baat bilkul sahi kahi apne ye to is haveli ki hansi hai
Raju- ha aur pata hai maj apki nanad kya hai
Sima- kya hai
Raji- amma jo hai is haveli ki awwaj hai jo hamesa gunjti rahti hai kabhi rukti hi nahi ha ha ha
sabhi log hasne lage
Sima (haste hue ) - are beta sirf is haveli ki nahi hamare pure parivar ki awwaj hai hai hi hi
Thakuraine - kya didi app bhi is badmash ke saath mil kar mera majak udaa rahi ho
Sima- are pagli ek yahi to hai jo tere saath majak kar raha hai warna kon itni himmat karega jo tujhse majak kare
Raju- are amma tum kyu naraj hoti ho mene to bas majak kiya tha are tum to is haveli ki jaan ho jana
sabhi log Raju ki baat pe sahmati dikhne lage fir raju bola
Raju- amma dekho 5 baj gaye are jara apni bahu ko bolo sabke liye chay bana laye
Thakuraine - ha ha kyu nahi are saloni bahu jara
Raju (bich mae hi) - are amma saloni bhabhi ko rahne do are jara apni choti bahu maya bhabhi ko bolo chay banane ke liye
Thakuraine - achha aur wo kyu bhala hu
Raju - are wo isliye kyuki saloni bhabhi bol rahi thi ki maya bhabhi ke hatho main meri meri kamya bhabhi jesa sawad hai to jara hum bhi to dekhe ki kesa banati hai maya bhabhi chay hu
Raju ki is baat se jaha kamya khush hui kuyki usne meri kamya kaha aur wahi maya khush thi kyuki raju ne khud usko bola tha
Maya - ha kyu nahi raju mere hatho ki chay pi lo kamya ko bhul jaaoge
Kamya - huu rahne de tu mere jesa chay to bana legi par mujhe achha nahi samjhi maya
Maya - achha dekh lete hain kisk chay achi hogi
Raju- are bhabhi bate mat karo pahle chay bana lo fir pata chal jayega kiske hatho mae hai dam kyu veena bhabhi
Veena- wese to main maya ko hi vot dungi par ha kamya bhi kuch kam nahi hai huu
Thakuraine - tik hai par ye kamla ja jara kamya ki madad kar de usko bata de kaha kya chij rakhi hai usko asani hogi chay banane mae
Kamla - ji malkin
fir kamla aur maya chal di rasoi ki or idhar raju kamya se
Raju- kamya bhabhi jara apna mobile dena to mujko game khelna hai
Kamya- ha ye lo par jada der nahi kyuki iski battery low hai tik hai
Raju - tik hai bhabhi
aur raju game khelna suru kar deta hai aur idhar raski mae maya ne baat ki suruwat ki
Maya- achha kaki app te karib 10-15 salo se is haveli mae kaam kar rahi ho
Kamla - ha bahu ab 18-19 sal mae meri shadi ho gai tere kaka ke saath tab se ajj tak yahi hu ab meri yahi koi 34-35 sal hogi bahu to ha 15-16 sal ho gaye hai mujko yaha wese tum ye sab kyu ouch rahi ho bahu
Maya (chay banate hue) - wo isliye kaki kyuki ab app to janti hi ho na ki main apni shadi ke baad yaha sirf kuch dino ke liye ruki thi to mujko choti maji (Thakuraine) ke baare main utna kuch pata nahi hai aur unse puch bhi nahi sakti isliye agar app toda bata deti to
Kamla- par maya bahu tumko kyu malkin ke baare main janana hai
Maya- wo iskiye kaki ki wo meri choti sas hai na to bas ese hi
Kamla- achha to malkin ke bare main janana hai tumko bahu to suno wese to malkin jo hai shant sawbho ki hai par ha agar unko gussa aa gaya to bahut bhyanak hota hai par malkin jo hai na dil ki bahut achhi hai main is haveli itne salo se kaam kar rahi hu bahu par itne samay mae malkin ne kabhi bhi mujhe ye ahesas nahi hone diya ki main is ghar ki nukrani hu hamesa mujhe is haveli ka sadsy mana hai aur ha ek baat dhyan rakhna malkin ko jada majak pasand nahi hai
Maya - par kaki raju to unse bahut majak karta hai
Kamla - are maya bahu tum bhi na are raju to unki zindagi baan chuka hai aur koi apni zindagi se naraz hota hai kya
Maya- achhq tik hai kaki to app muje ye bata dijiye ki maji ke karib hone ka sabse aasab tarika kon sa hai
Kamla - are ye to bahut aasan hai maya bahu jo koi bhi ya jise raju achha lagega Thakuraine bhi usko acchi lagegi achha ab bate bahut ho gai chak chay ban gaya
Maya-ha kaki wo cup jara dijiye aur app toda namkin nikak dijiye
ab maya aur kamla dono chay nasta lekar aa gai hall mae jaha Thakuraine bolne lagi
Thakuraine - ye kamla tu ye nasta yahi rakh de aur jara 4 cup chay aur nasta jeth ji aur sabhi ko de aa kamya bahu jara maya bahu ki madad karo chay dene
sabhi ko kamya aur maya ne chay di aur sabhi pine lage par maya aur kamya ki najar jo thi wo sirf raju par thi kyuki dono hi ye janana chahti thi ki raju kya bolega
Sima- To beta raju kya lagta hai tumko kesi bani chay maya pass hui ya fell hu
Raju(mhu banata hua ) hmm ab sakar (chini) chaypatati nahi hai baki sab tik hai
Maya - kya maji
aur sabhi log jir jor se hasne lage kyuki raju ne ye baat bahut hi acche tarike se bola tha
Maya(Thakuraine se) - maji dekho na itni mehnat se mene chay banai aur ye app kuch bolo na
Thakuraine - kyu re badmash pahle to sirf mujko paresan karta tha aur ab bahu ko bhi karne karne laga bichari ne tere kahane par chay banai to toda tarif hi kar de hu
Raju- Amma ab main nahi paresan karunga to aur kon karega ha bolo
Kamya- Raju chalo bata bhi do kiske hatho ki chay tumko jada pasand aai
Raju- hmm wese to meri dono bhabhi ke hatho ki chay bahut acchi lagi mujko par kyuki kya ha na maya bhabhi mere mhu mae na kamya bhabhi ke hatho ka sawad jam sa gaya hai fir bhi app dono mae se koi nahi jita 50/50% hai app dono taliya
sabhi lig tali bahane lage haste hue
Damini - wese raju kuch bhi bolo tum na bahut acchi acting karte ho
Raju- are bhabhi ye to kuch bhi nahi main to aur achhi acting kar sakta hu bas mujhe mobile mikna chahiye
wese to in dono bato par jada kisi ka dhyan nahi gaya par kamya ne ye baate sun li aur
Kamya (man mae) - acting, mobile hmm (sochte hue) wo to raju ko ye dono chije bahut jada pasand hai
fir kamya ke chahre par ek kutil muskan aa gai fir - huu to agar mene jesa socha hai wesa hua to ajj raat mere aur raju ke bich iss (aur khudh sharana gai)
ab kya plan hai aur kya hoga ajj ki raat uske liye
To Be Continued
Khoobsurat update bhaiupdate 41
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Raju- hmm wese to meri dono bhabhi ke hatho ki chay bahut acchi lagi mujko par kyuki kya ha na maya bhabhi mere mhu mae na kamya bhabhi ke hatho ka sawad jam sa gaya hai fir bhi app dono mae se koi nahi jita 50/50% hai app dono taliya
sabhi lig tali bahane lage haste hue
Damini - wese raju kuch bhi bolo tum na bahut acchi acting karte ho
Raju- are bhabhi ye to kuch bhi nahi main to aur achhi acting kar sakta hu bas mujhe mobile mikna chahiye
wese to in dono bato par jada kisi ka dhyan nahi gaya par kamya ne ye baate sun li aur
Kamya (man mae) - acting, mobile hmm (sochte hue) wo to raju ko ye dono chije bahut jada pasand hai
fir kamya ke chahre par ek kutil muskan aa gai fir - huu to agar mene jesa socha hai wesa hua to ajj raat mere aur raju ke bich iss (aur khudh sharana gai)
ab kya plan hai aur kya hoga ajj ki raat uske liye
to chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update
To ko kamya ne pura plan aone dimag mae bana liya hai aur wo man hi man bahut khush bhi ho rahi hai kyuki wo janti thi ki ye plan jarur success full hoga
ab sabhi logo ne chay nasta kiya fir
Sima- are kamla jara bahar dekh kar aa to dhuo kuch kam hui ki nahi
Kamla - are badi malikn ye gaon hai yaha 5-30 tak tandakta aa hi jati hai sahar nahi jaha bina cooler ke nind na aaye isliye app chinta mat kijiye
Sima- achha fir tik hai chalo sab toda bag mae bathte hai kyu devki ji
D rana - are kyu nahi Sima ji jarur chalo sab log
Thakuraine - achha didi app sabhi bahar bath jawo mujhe toda apne kamre mae kaam hai main uska pura karke aati hu
Raju - achha to main bhi tida nadi ki tarf gum kar aata hu amma
Thakuraine - ha tik hai par dhyan se jana aur samay se wapis aana tik
Raju- ha amma wese bhi nadi kaha jada dur hai bas haveli ke us tarf to hai
Damini - kya is gaon main nadi bhi hai
devki rana - ha bahu bilkul hai par utni jada badu nahi hai choti si hai par bahut sundar hai
Paridhi - wow nadi ma mujko bhi dekhna hai nadi please ma
Raju- achha paridhi ji dekh lena par abhi nahi abhi todi der main raat ho jayegi fir maja nahi aayega
Thakuraine - ha pari hum ek kaam karte hai agar kl musam toda tanda raha to hum sab wahi wo ka bolte hai jo gumne jate khaba khata hai
Raju- apka Matlab picnic se hai amma
Thakuraine - ha ha wahi jo raju ne abhi kaha wahi mana lenge
paridhi dod kar Thakuraine ke gake lag jati
Paridhi - thanks Matlab sukriya chachi app bahut achhi ho
Thakuraine - achha beti ab tu sab ke saath bahar ja gardan main gum main todi der mae aati hu
Sima- achha tik hai choti par jaldi aana na chalo bhai kisko kisko jana hai bahar gumne
Thakuraine - kamla tu bhi didi ke saath ja main bhi aati hoon
fir sabhi log jo hai chal diye sima ke piche piche aur idhar
kamya- ( man mae) - yahi sahi samay hai kamya apne plan ko suru kar jakdi se abhi maya bhi bahar gai hai usko kuch pata chale isse pahle hi hi hi
aur fir kamya apne plan ke muktabik chal di thakuraine ke room mae thakuraine bhi sayad bathroom gai hui thi
Kamya - maji kya main andar aa sakti hu
Thakuraine - ha choti bahu aawo andar
kamya(andar jakar) - maji wo mujko apse kuch bate karni thi
Thakuraine - ha ha kyu nahi choti bahu bolo kya baat karni hai
Kamya- maji wo kya hai na ki ab raju puri tarah se tik ho chuka hai to wo ab toda haveki ke bahar gumne bhi laga hai to main chahti thi ki wo
Thakuraine - are choti bahu bina kisi pareshani ke bolo main janti tum kabhi bhi bina wajha ke kuch nahi bolti ho
Kamya- maji wo ab kya hai raju jo hai haveli main rahe rahe bor ho jata hai to wo mobilese kaam chaka leta hai to main ye chahti thi ki agar apki ijajat ho to kya main kal raju ke saath jakar uske liye bhi ek naya mobile le lu agar app kahe to
Thakuraine - are choti bahu ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai are ajj tak tum hi raju ki jimedari leti aai ho to iske liye bhi koi puchne ki jarurat nahi thi agar raju ke pass bhi phone ho jayega to meri chinta todi km hogi tum kal chali jawo raju ke saath aur hai ek kaam aur karna
Kamya- ji maji kya kaam tha
Thakuraine - are tum to janti ho na ki bhima jo kapde laya tha raju ke liye wo ab uske upar chote pad rahe hai (body ki wajha se) to tum jub sahar ja hi rahi ho to uske saath kapde bhi lete ana tik aur jitne bhi pese chahiye tijori se nikal lena
Kamya- ji tik hai maji aur kuch
Thakuraine - nahi aur kuch nahi choti bahu ab tum jawo wo rasli ki tayari karo wo kya hai na ki tumhare bade sasur ji matlab mere jeth ji ko tida jakdi khane ki aadat hai to toda jaldi khana bana tik hai
Kamya- tik hai maji app chinta mat kijye sab ho jayega
Thakuraine (kamya ke sir par hath ferte hue) - are bhagwan ne mujh itni gunkari bahu di hai mujhe kis baat ki chinta jawo ab apna kaam karo
aur kamya jo hai chal di rasoi ki aur fir sabhi log bhi kuch hi samay mae gardon se aa gaye aur raju bhi aa gaya to sabhi choti bahu mil kar rasoi mae gai aur 7-30 baje tak sara khana tayar ho gaya fir sabhi log ek saath bath kar khana khane lage fir khana khatm kar sabhi hall main bath gaye jaha baat ki suruwat bade Thakur ne ki
B thakur - achha dinu ab jo hai subha to jese tese bit gai par abhi tak tune mujhe ye nahi bataya ki sabhi log soyenge kaha par aur wo dusri haveli main kuch paresani hai kya
Thakur - ha bhaiya wo baat esi hai ki ab app to jante hi ho ki us haveli mae jada ana jana nahi hota tha hamara to jub pata chala ki ajj app aa jaaoge to main kl gaya tha haveli ab hall wall to sabbtik hai par jo kamre ke darwaje hai unme bahut si paresani aa gai kai darwaje bahut hi muskil se khul rahe akur kuch to bilkul jaam se ho gaye hai
mene karigaro ko phone lagaya tha to unhone kal subha se kaam karne ko bola hai aur ye bhi bola hai ki ye kaam kahtm hone main lagbhg 1-2 sapte (week) ka time lag sakta hai
B thakur - wo sab to tik hai dinu ab makan hai purani bhi to maramt ki jarurat to padegi hi par ab baat wahi hai ki itne sare log hai aur sabke sone ka intjam kese hoga toda sabhi log apna dimag chalo
Raju bhi wahi batha hua tha to usne bola
Raju- babuji mere pass ek tarika hai agar app ijajat de to main bolu
B thakur - are beta bol kya tarika hai par ha tarika tik hona chahiye
Sima- kya ji app to bacche ko bolne se pahle hi dara rahe ho
B thakur - are bagwan dara nahi raha hu samjha raha hu main
Sima- ha ha bahut achhi tarha se janti hu main apke samjhane ke tarike tum bolo beta
Raju - ha maji to ab hanare is haveli main sabke appne kamre hai aur sabhi kamro main maharaja bed lage hai jaha aaram se 4 log so sakte hai
aur do room khali hai jaha todi safai ki jarurat hai
B thakur - are tu bolna kya chahta hai bete
Sima- are usko apni puri baat bolne to dijiye ji app kyu tok rahe ho usko tu bol beta bol
Raju- ha to agar app log chahe to kuch dino ke liye babuji ke room mae _- dono babuji (bade thakur, rana sahab,
Saloni bhabhi ke room mae 3 no maji kyuki unko upar chadne utarne mae paresani ho sakti hai
Kamya bhabhi maya bhabhi aur ek roon mae saloni bhabhi damini bhabhi ek room mae fir bache vina bhabhi, aur paridhi, to in dono ko ya to Kamya bhabhi ke baju wala room ya fir mere baju wala room de do simple
B thakur - wa wa bete wa bahut hi aasani se tune itni badi paresani ko hal kar diya kyu rana ji
D rana- bilkul thakur sahab aur bahut hi jaldi aur bilkul sahi dang se sabhi ko kamre bate hai bilkul tik
Thakur - bahut khub raju beta bhima kamla tum dono sabhi ke saman unke kamre ke hisab se baat do aur unki jarurat ki chije bhi tik aur wo kamra saff kara do jaldi se tik hai ha to main ye bol raha tha
aur fir sabhi logo idhar udhar ki baate karne lage fir sabhi ka saman unke kamre mae chaka gaye kyuki sabhi lig take hue the to sabhi appne apne roo mae chale gaye
udhar kamya aur maya apne room kamya bathroom se bahar aai aur maya ko boli
Kamya - achha tu aaram kar main jara raju ke room se aati hu1 ghante main tik
Maya - kya tu tu pagal ho gai hai kya is time tu raju ke room mae agar maji ko pata chalega to tu samjh rahi hai na
Kamya - To maji ko pata chalega to kya hoga kuch nahi unhone to bola hai
Maya - kya its impossible
Kamya (badi aada se maya ke gal ko chuti hui) - " baby you don't know how it possible"
aur kamya chak di chuo chap raju ke room mae aur ajj bina kisi awwaj ke wo raju ke room main gus gai
jaha raju jo hai bistar par bath kar kitabe pahd raha tha kamya ko dekhkar bola
Raju- are bhabhi mujko laga tha ki ajj app nahi aawogi par app to aa gai to kya padhenge hum
Kamya - nahi ajj kuch aur karnge hum
Raju - achha kta karenge hum ajj fir bhabhi bolo
Kamya - hum ajj to tumne mujhe khush kar diya jis tarah se tumne maji ki nakal ki aur maya ke chay main jo acting ki wo to maja hi aa gaya to kya tumko ye sab achha lagta hai
Raju- ha bhabhi ab main to jada gumta nahi hu na to bas mobile aur rv mae dekh kar sikha haya tida bahut mujko bahut pasand hai acting
Kamya(jese mene socha tha bilkul wesa hi) - - achha par mujko lagta hai ki tum kisi ki bhi acting nahi kar sakte ho
Raju- kya apko kya lagra hai bhabhi main kisi ki bhi aur kahi par bhi acting kar sakta hu
Kamya - achaa ye baat hai to jiski main acting karne ko bolungi uski kar pawoge bolo
Raju (bistar se uth kar) - ha kyu nahi bolo kiski acting karni
Kamya- achha to tumke mere pati ya boyfriend ki acting karni hogi bolo manjur hai
Raju(tida gusse s) - bhabhi ye app kya bol rahi ho nahi bilkuk nahi main kabhi nahi karunga esa app jawo yaha se
Kamya -(udas hone ka natak karte) - kya tum mujhse is tarha se huu
aur kamya bilkul chup hokar bed par bath gai raju kuch der is baat ko ignore karta gaya par wo ye baat kese sahan kar sakta tha ki jisne uski itno dino se seva ki uska itna dhyan rakha wo uski hi wajha se udhas ho jaye isliye raju ko jo toda gussa aaya tha wo bhi chaka gaya aur wo kamya ke samne gutno par bath kar bolne laga ki
Raju - bhabhi suno na bhabhi am sorry bhabhi
Fir bhi kamya ne raju ko koi bhi replay nahi diya sayad uske dimag main kuch kichdi pak rahi thi ab kya pak rahi thi ye to kamya hi Jane par itna jarur pata hai ki kuch bahut bada hone wala hai isliye usne apna mhu mod liya
Raju - bhabhi kamya bhabhi meri taraf dekho na bhabhi please app ye bilkul bhi tik nahi kar rahi ho itna bhi bhau khaana tik nahi hai mene bola naa sorry
par bhi kamya ne apna natak chalu hi rahkha kyuki itne dino mae wo ye baat jan chuki thi achhi tarh se ki raju kisi ko bhi naraj nahi dekh sakta hai ab bichara raju bhola usko yahi laga ki kamya sach mae naraz ho gai hai ab raju ke pass koi chara nahi bacha to sivay kamya ki baat manane ke isliye akhir kar usne wo bol hi diya jo kamya sunana chahti thi
Raju - achha tik hai mujhe apki baat manjur hai apke boy friend ka roll tik hai suna na bhabhi ab gussa chodo aur meri tarf dekho aur bolo kab kar na hai hai ye roll
kamya ( aapni dimag ke gode dodakar) - tik hai raj par ek baat dhyan raknha ki mere boyfriend ki actting karne ke saath saath tumko uski feelings bhi lani padegi tik hai na
Raju ( khud ko confidence karte huye) - tik hai bhabhi ap uski chinta mat karo yesa actting karunga ki apko yakin nahi hoga
kamya (thodi has kar,) - chalo raj majak chodo ek to tum mujhse hi itne sharmate ho kya mujhe nahi lagta ki tum actting kar pawoge hu
Raju - are bhabhi pehele actting suru tou karne do
kamya - actting bada difficult kam he actting koi bhi kar lega par feelings lana bahut katin kam hota he
Raju (jyada excited hokar) - oo bhabhi apko kya lagta hai main acting nahi kar paunga app to khud ko hindi film ki director samajhne lagi kya scene hoga bolo
(Kamya ( thodi soch kar) - hmm scene kya hoga hai ek kam karo tum ye soch lo ki tum mera boyfriend nahi balki mere pati ho aur bahut dino baad kheto se aaya he or hamdono ki mulaqat pure 8 mahine ke bad ho rahi hai
Raju - bhabhi ye app kya bol rahi hai mai apke pati hone ki acting nahi bhabhi ye nahi ho sakta
kamya man main kahi ye idea flop na ho jaye
Kamya - dekha mene bola hi tha ki tumko actting nehin hone wala are scene koi bhi ho kya tumko puchh todi jayega dekha
Raju (thoda haklate huye) - par bhabhi kuchh or scene nehin mili app chahati tou mujhe husband wife ke scene bol bhi sakti ho lekin apne to sidhe pati bol diya
Bich me kamya bol padi
kamya - yehi to ashli test he agar tum mere samne mere pati ka roll achhe se nibha pawoge to main tumko mere sath waha le jawungi
Raju- achha kaha
Kamya-are sahar aur saath hi tumhare liye naye kapde aur aur ek new phone sirf tumhare liye
ab to raju ko kuch nahi matlab tha to usne bahut hi khush hokar bola
Raju - thik hai bhabhi ab bolo kya karna hai main tayar hu
Kamya - fir se soch lo raj tumhare andar ek pati ko lana hoga agar tum mera sath mera pati ka roll ko achhe se kar payega to hum kal chalege saghar ye mera wada
ye baat sunte hi Raju ke dimag bahut jaldi jaldi chalne laga
kamya(has kar) - ho gaya kya dimag ke andar sr sara actting ke kida uttar geya na hu bade aaye the acting karne wale ab bhul jawo mobile tum
Raju aapna soch ke bahar aa kar - tik hai tik hai main tayar hu
Kamya- tik ha par ek baat yaad rakhna jub tak main na bolu tum bilkul bhi apna roll nahi bhuloge tik hai
Raju - tik hai bhabhi
kamya- aur ha jub tak acting chakegu tab tak tum mujhe kamya bologe agar nahi to bhul jawo mobile
Raju- tik hai suru karo
ab suru hoti hai acting
Kamya- suniye ji kya app itno dino baad aaye ho kya apko meri yaad nahi aati hu
aur raju ke hatho ko aone galo par rakh liya
Raju (acting mae gusta hua) - kya kya karu meri jaan kamya tu to janti hai ki muje samay nahi milta hai
raju ke mhu se apna naam aur jaan sun kar kamya to sab kuch bhul gai fir
Kamya- kahi app ko koi dusri to nahi mil gai na ji
Raju- nahi meri jaan tumhari jesi apsra ko chod main kiske pass jaunga
Kamya (ek nase se) - nahi mujhe nahi lagta apko meri yaad aati hogi agar aati to mujhse itne dur nahi rahte mujko apne sine se laga lete
Raju jisko ajj pahli baar kamya ki aankho mae tode se aanshu dikhe wo ab sab kuch bhul gaya aur
Raju- mujko maff kar de meri rani
aur usne kamya ko apne majbut hatho se apne sine se laga liya
ajj kamay ka dil uska jism bahut jada khush hua jese barso baat sune registan mae bharish hui kuchder sine se lagne ke baad kamya ne dire se Raju ke dono galo ko apne hatho se pakda ab dono ki aankhe ek dusre ki aankhon se mil gai dono ki dil ki dhadkan bhi ek saman chalne lagi aur fir wo hua jiska kamya ko kabse intjar tha ab na raju kuch bol saka na kamya kuch bol saki kyuki