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Raj in the house
Raj:- ashika yeh kaise hua par
Choti:- mujhe bhi kuch samjh nahi aa rha hai raj bhaiya aur bhabhi ko kuch nahi hoga na
Raj:- nahi hoga ashika don't worry mein ho na
Aur woh ashika ko hug karta hai
Is baar ashika ke neck se usko smell karta hai
Aur maan ke maan mein
Raj:- mera pehla target ashika my baby isko toh mere pyar mein girunga mein
Choti:- mein Jaa rahe ho upar
Raj:- ha jao upar
Yaha neeche Vijay aur dadi ke beech baate ho rha they
Dadi:- humne joh kiya woh hum sab ke bhale ke liye tha
Sasur:- mein samjh skata hu maa par lekin usko bahr niklan theek baat thode huye
Dadi:- phir tum kya chahte they ke hum hamre izzat ko aise hi uchal dete logo ke samne yeh keh kar ke mera pota ek napunsak hai
Sasur:- nahi maa mein samjh sakta hu par phir bhi
Dadi:- mjhe inke barmin koi baat nahi karne hai
Sasur:- thik hai maa ji jaisa aap kahe
Raj ko yeh dekh kar maan mein ek idea aata hai
Raj:- yeh budhia apne izzat aur paise ko liye kisko ko bhi bech skate hai ek kaam krta hu
Raj phir apne room mein jata hai
Aur apne dost yani ke don ko phone karta hai
Raj:- I hope I didn't disturbed you
Don:- Raj haha not at all thume waha Gaye ek din nahi hua aur itne jaldi mere yaad aagye hai
Raj:- apke liya kaam tha mere pass
Don:- we can do anything for you raj
Raj:- ha toh suno yeh plan abhi se start Karo thik hai
Don:- kaho
Raj woh plan don koh kehta hai
Don:- wah kya plan bante ho tum
Raj:- insan jab badla lene par aata hai tab uske maan mein aise hi thoughts aate hai
Don:- well whatever thumara kaam ho jayega
Raj:- thik hai mein rakhta hu
Aur udhar se phone cut ho jata hai
Raat ko 12 ke baad
Dadi ko phone aata hai
Dadi:- itne raat ko phone kiska hoga
Dadi woh phone utahte hai
Dadi:- ha kon hai
Don:- hello madam
Dadi:- kon baat kar rha hai
Don:- yeh aapko jaan ne ke koi zarurat nahi hai yeh puchiye ke mein aapke liye kya kya kar sakta hu
Dadi:- kya kya matlab hai thumara
Don:- maine suna ke thumara pota napunsak hai
Dadi:- yeh kya bol rahe ho tum kuch bhi
Don:- are madam pareshn mat huye yeh kyuki mein aapke help karne ke liye aaya hu
Dadi:- woh kis liye
Don:- yeh samjhiye ke mjhe aapse kuch kaam hai
Dadi:- kya kya kaam
Don:- mera yeh kaam aur aapko aapke izzat aur aapke postion phir se mil jayegi
Dadi:- tum jhoot bol rahe ho na
Don:- jhoot bolna mere fitart mein nahi hai
Dadi:- tum sach bol rahe ho iska mein kaise vishwas kar lo
Don:- karna hai toh karo warna aapke opponent bhi hai mere contacts mein aapko toh pata bhi hoga kaise aap haare they unse hai ke nahi
Dadi:- arghh kaho kya karna hai mjhe
Don:- good thumsre ghar mein ek ladka rehta hoga Raj naam ka
Dadi:- ha hai kyu
Don:- mein jaisa kaho waisa karna aur phir thume joh chaiye thume mil jayga
Dadi:- kya karna hai muje
Don:- mera call thume aayega jaise mein kahunga waise karna
Dadi:- thik hai wadda yaad rakhna tum
Phone cut ho jata hai
Shalini aur vijay Shalini unke purane gahr mein
Mom:- aapke wajah se mujhe yaha aana pada
Dost:- isme mere kaha galti
Mom:- isme aapke hi galti hai ke aap itne tharki pana karte hu
Dost:- are mein mard ho tharki pana toh hoga hi
Mom;- aap mard they aapne yeh khud se kar liya hai
Dost:- mein jald hi iska illaj dhunduga tab tak tum bete ko call karo
Mom:- ha karte hu
Dost:- usko kaha ke kuch bhi kare hume ghar wapas bolye
Mom:- ha bol doge
Phri Shalini uske bete ko call karti hai
Mom:- hello beta
Raj:- ha mummy aap kaha hu
Mom:- beta woh mein apne purane ghar par
Raj:- accha
Mom:- beta thuje toh sab pata chal.gaya hoga na
Raj:- ha mummy
Mom:- beta kuch bhi Karo hume us ghar mein wapas leke aao
Raj:- ha mummy mein karta hu kuch aap papa ka dhyan rakho
Mom:- ha beta thik hai bye
Sham ko raj don ko bol deta hai kya karna hai
Dadi ko phir se call aata hai
Dadi:- hello kon
Don:- mein bola rha hu
Dadi:- oh tum kal wale
Don:- suno kal yeh karna joh mein keh rha hu
Dadi:- kya karna hai
Don:- woh raj hai na uske hath se apne bahu aur pote ko wapas ghar mein bolau
Dadi:- lekin kyu Maine toh unka bahar nikala hai
Don:- koi sawal nahi joh kaha hai woh karo
Dadi:- ha thik hai mein kar dungi
Aur phir phone cut ho jata hai
Dadi:- is aadmi ka kya kya plan hota hai pata nahi dekhte ho kal Raj ko bol kar
Subha agle din
Dadi:- Raj beta
Raj:- ha dadi
Dadi:- woh jao aur apne mummy papa ko gahr lekar aao
Raj:- lekin unko toh apne bahar kiya tha na
Dadi:- sawal mat pucho joh kaha hai woh karo
Raj:- thik hai dadi
Dadi:- jao unko lane ke liye jao
Raj:- ha dadi mein chala
Phri Raj jata hai uske mummy papa ko lane ke liye
Raj in the house
Raj:- ashika yeh kaise hua par
Choti:- mujhe bhi kuch samjh nahi aa rha hai raj bhaiya aur bhabhi ko kuch nahi hoga na
Raj:- nahi hoga ashika don't worry mein ho na
Aur woh ashika ko hug karta hai
Is baar ashika ke neck se usko smell karta hai
Aur maan ke maan mein
Raj:- mera pehla target ashika my baby isko toh mere pyar mein girunga mein
Choti:- mein Jaa rahe ho upar
Raj:- ha jao upar
Yaha neeche Vijay aur dadi ke beech baate ho rha they
Dadi:- humne joh kiya woh hum sab ke bhale ke liye tha
Sasur:- mein samjh skata hu maa par lekin usko bahr niklan theek baat thode huye
Dadi:- phir tum kya chahte they ke hum hamre izzat ko aise hi uchal dete logo ke samne yeh keh kar ke mera pota ek napunsak hai
Sasur:- nahi maa mein samjh sakta hu par phir bhi
Dadi:- mjhe inke barmin koi baat nahi karne hai
Sasur:- thik hai maa ji jaisa aap kahe
Raj ko yeh dekh kar maan mein ek idea aata hai
Raj:- yeh budhia apne izzat aur paise ko liye kisko ko bhi bech skate hai ek kaam krta hu
Raj phir apne room mein jata hai
Aur apne dost yani ke don ko phone karta hai
Raj:- I hope I didn't disturbed you
Don:- Raj haha not at all thume waha Gaye ek din nahi hua aur itne jaldi mere yaad aagye hai
Raj:- apke liya kaam tha mere pass
Don:- we can do anything for you raj
Raj:- ha toh suno yeh plan abhi se start Karo thik hai
Don:- kaho
Raj woh plan don koh kehta hai
Don:- wah kya plan bante ho tum
Raj:- insan jab badla lene par aata hai tab uske maan mein aise hi thoughts aate hai
Don:- well whatever thumara kaam ho jayega
Raj:- thik hai mein rakhta hu
Aur udhar se phone cut ho jata hai
Raat ko 12 ke baad
Dadi ko phone aata hai
Dadi:- itne raat ko phone kiska hoga
Dadi woh phone utahte hai
Dadi:- ha kon hai
Don:- hello madam
Dadi:- kon baat kar rha hai
Don:- yeh aapko jaan ne ke koi zarurat nahi hai yeh puchiye ke mein aapke liye kya kya kar sakta hu
Dadi:- kya kya matlab hai thumara
Don:- maine suna ke thumara pota napunsak hai
Dadi:- yeh kya bol rahe ho tum kuch bhi
Don:- are madam pareshn mat huye yeh kyuki mein aapke help karne ke liye aaya hu
Dadi:- woh kis liye
Don:- yeh samjhiye ke mjhe aapse kuch kaam hai
Dadi:- kya kya kaam
Don:- mera yeh kaam aur aapko aapke izzat aur aapke postion phir se mil jayegi
Dadi:- tum jhoot bol rahe ho na
Don:- jhoot bolna mere fitart mein nahi hai
Dadi:- tum sach bol rahe ho iska mein kaise vishwas kar lo
Don:- karna hai toh karo warna aapke opponent bhi hai mere contacts mein aapko toh pata bhi hoga kaise aap haare they unse hai ke nahi
Dadi:- arghh kaho kya karna hai mjhe
Don:- good thumsre ghar mein ek ladka rehta hoga Raj naam ka
Dadi:- ha hai kyu
Don:- mein jaisa kaho waisa karna aur phir thume joh chaiye thume mil jayga
Dadi:- kya karna hai muje
Don:- mera call thume aayega jaise mein kahunga waise karna
Dadi:- thik hai wadda yaad rakhna tum
Phone cut ho jata hai
Shalini aur vijay Shalini unke purane gahr mein
Mom:- aapke wajah se mujhe yaha aana pada
Dost:- isme mere kaha galti
Mom:- isme aapke hi galti hai ke aap itne tharki pana karte hu
Dost:- are mein mard ho tharki pana toh hoga hi
Mom;- aap mard they aapne yeh khud se kar liya hai
Dost:- mein jald hi iska illaj dhunduga tab tak tum bete ko call karo
Mom:- ha karte hu
Dost:- usko kaha ke kuch bhi kare hume ghar wapas bolye
Mom:- ha bol doge
Phri Shalini uske bete ko call karti hai
Mom:- hello beta
Raj:- ha mummy aap kaha hu
Mom:- beta woh mein apne purane ghar par
Raj:- accha
Mom:- beta thuje toh sab pata chal.gaya hoga na
Raj:- ha mummy
Mom:- beta kuch bhi Karo hume us ghar mein wapas leke aao
Raj:- ha mummy mein karta hu kuch aap papa ka dhyan rakho
Mom:- ha beta thik hai bye
Sham ko raj don ko bol deta hai kya karna hai
Dadi ko phir se call aata hai
Dadi:- hello kon
Don:- mein bola rha hu
Dadi:- oh tum kal wale
Don:- suno kal yeh karna joh mein keh rha hu
Dadi:- kya karna hai
Don:- woh raj hai na uske hath se apne bahu aur pote ko wapas ghar mein bolau
Dadi:- lekin kyu Maine toh unka bahar nikala hai
Don:- koi sawal nahi joh kaha hai woh karo
Dadi:- ha thik hai mein kar dungi
Aur phir phone cut ho jata hai
Dadi:- is aadmi ka kya kya plan hota hai pata nahi dekhte ho kal Raj ko bol kar
Subha agle din
Dadi:- Raj beta
Raj:- ha dadi
Dadi:- woh jao aur apne mummy papa ko gahr lekar aao
Raj:- lekin unko toh apne bahar kiya tha na
Dadi:- sawal mat pucho joh kaha hai woh karo
Raj:- thik hai dadi
Dadi:- jao unko lane ke liye jao
Raj:- ha dadi mein chala
Phri Raj jata hai uske mummy papa ko lane ke liye