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Adultery Mujhe Ishaq Huwa Baji Se
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Bro.
Mast stories hah
Kash
Sabhi ke cousin esa ho..
Story complete jarur Karna bro..
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Mast stories hah
Kash
Sabhi ke cousin esa ho..
Story complete jarur Karna bro..
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Phir dhela chord diya.
Koi 10 Minutes main nay baji ki phudi ungli kay sath chudi, phir ungli Bahar koi 10 minut main nay Shaziha baji ki phudi ungli kay sath chudi, phir ungli bahar
Nikal le main nay, mazey mazey main kahin, baji uth he na jaey. Dil tu nahi kar
Raha tha Shazi baji ki phudi say ungli nikaloun, itna maza araha tha, baji ki phudi is
Kadar garam thei, jaysay agg lagi ho phudi kay andhar bahot he tight aur garam
Phudi thei meri baji ki. Phudi thei meri Shaziha baji ki. Maza agiya.
Ungli phudi say nikal kar main nay side change ki, rani nay apney hath mein
Thook kar mere lund ka topa gila kia, pora lund gila kar kay apni gand agay rakh
De, jaysay mujay ijazat dey de ho, jo chahay karlo is gand kay sath chahay tou
Phard kay rakh dou aj. Main khud lund kay hathoun majboor tha. Mar raha tha
Chudne kay liye, is waqt mujay parwa nahi thei, wo gand baji ki ha yan rani Chudne kay liye, is waqt mujay parwa nahi thei, wo gand Shaziya baji ki ha yan rani
Ki yan kisi aur ki, mujay rani aur baji ki phudi ki garmi nay is kadar garam Ki yan kisi aur ki, mujay rani aur Shaziya baji ki phudi ki garmi nay is khadar garam
Kar diya howa tha kay, mera dimag kaam karna chord chuka tha is waqt sirf main
Lund say soch raha tha.
Gand ko pakard kar khula main nay aur lund ka topa rani baji ki gand ki mori kay
Uapr rakh kar ek push de aur lund gand kay andhar,
jaysay he half lund rani ki
Gand mein giya, rani nay apna hath pichay kar kay mujay rukne lagi. Kay aur
Andhar nahi karo itna he kafi hai.
Main adhe lund say he rani ki gand chudne laga. Aur hath say agay rani ki phudi
Mein ungli dal de. Uff jo rani nay os waqt aah nikali
Rani apney face expressions say show karwa rahi thei kay wo kitni dard mein hai
Kitne mazey mein hai, par jaysay kaisay apni awaz ko dabaye howay thei.
Main ahista ahista rani ki phudi mein ungli andhar bahar kar raha tha pichay say
Gand main nahi chud raha tha. Main nay bas andhar dala, main hilta tu Shaziya baji
Gand main nahi chud raha tha. Main nay bas andhar dala, main hilta tu baji uth jaey gi, isliye rani khud say apni gand chudwa rahi thei. Main nay basd dou
Char bar lund andhar bahar kia, phir rani khud say apni gand agay pichay kar kay,
Lund andhar bahar kar rahi thei, isliye wo apne hisab say he lund andhar karti
Jitna wo bardasht kar sakti hai, phir lund gand say bahar nikal deyti.
Rani ki phudi be bahot zayda gili thei, par baji ki phudi zayda gili thei, rani ki
Utni nahi, rani ki phudi Shazi baji ki tarha tight be nahi thei, lose thei,, zayda nahi
Par Shazi baji wali baat nahi thei, Shazi baji ki phudi tu itni tang thei meri ungli ko
Andhar daba rahi thei, rani ki phudi say ungli andhar bahar bahot asani say ho
Rahi thei.
Phir rani ruk gayei, meri taraf dekha aur pucha tum Shazig honey walay ho. Main
Nay sir na mein hila kar kaha abhi nahi. Rani nay be bas lips movment say bataya
Awaz nahi nikali.
Rani nay ek bar phir kaha honey laga tu lund bahar nikal deyna.
Main nay sir khila kar ok kah diya.
Rani phir say gund mein lund marwane lagi, itni pyari gand hai na rani ki,
Baji ki be bachi hai, par rani ki gand zayda moti hai zayda bardi hai, rani ki body
Mein sab say best cheez os ki gand he hai. Osi gand ko aj main choud raha hon
Jis ko choudnay kay khowb dekha karta tha. Aur yeh sab meri Shazi baji ki wajha
Say mumkin howa hai.
Bahot mazey ki tight gori chiti, raat kay andhre mein chamak rahi thei , roshni ka
Kaam kar rahi thei, main bas ankhein band kar kay pora maza ley rahi tha , dil kar
Raha tha rani bas aysay he chudwati jaey aur main chudta jaoun, kabhi lund ka
Mall na nikle na he kabhi subha ho aysay he bas mera lund rani ki gand mein phasa ho.
Rani zayda agay pichay nahi, ahista ahista he kar rahi thei, kabhi lund agay pichay karti kabhi gand gol gol gumati, mujay pora maza dey rahi thei, aj pehli bar mein
Kisi lardki ko chud raha tha, yem meri zindagi ki pehli chudai thei aur wo be sath
Mein meri nangi behan layti hoi thei. Uff alfaz nahi hain is lamhe ko biyan karne
Kay mere pas.
Phir mujay mehsoos howa kay lund ka pani nikalne wala hai, dil tu nahi tha gand
Say bahar nikaloun, dil tu tha rani ki gand kay andahr he kar doun. Par , phir rani
Naraz ho jaey gi aur main is ko naraz nahi kar sakta, main nay rani ko kamar say
Pakard kay ruk diya,
Rani nay meri ankhoun mein dekha aur eyebrows say ishara kia , hogiay.
Main nay ishare mein kaha hmmm rani nay mera lund gand say nikala mera hath
Pakard kar phudi say pichay kia, aur mujay ishara kia kay lund ki gand pay
Rakh dou, main nay be rakh diya, rani khud agay hoi aur mera lund hath mein
Pakard kar meri muth marney lagi, bas rani nay dou char bar upar nichay kia aur
Lund nay zor dar pichakari mari aur sidha mall sara Shaziaha baji ki gand kay upar ,
Sari gand bhar gayei thei lund kay juice say baji ki,, main tu bas dekh raha tha,
Baji abhi uthi, abhi chilai abhi shor howa, abhi meri mout aei.. par aysa kuch nahi
Howa, rani nay mere lund ka akhri katra tak nichord diya Shazi baji ki gand kay upar.
Sara pani nikal giya tu, rani nay nichay hokar mere lund kay tope kay upar kiss
Kia, aur honth hila kar boli i love u, ab shalwar upar kar dou iski.
Main soch mein pard giya, shalwar kaysay upar karoun sari gand gili hai baji ki ,
Isko tu confrim pata chal jaey ga, isay pehaly saaf karon par kis say mere pas tu
Kuch nahi hai, main soch mein tha, tu rani nay mujay hath say hila kar bola,
Shalwar upar karou gusay say honth hila kar ishara diya.
Main nay socha ab jo hoga dekha jaey ga, jo karna tha wo tu kar diya, main nay aram say khampte howay hathoun say, baji ki shalwar upar kar de, par
Narda baji ka main nay nahi wapis bandha, narda bandhoun ga shalwar ka tu baji
Paka uth jaey gi, ousay khula he chord diya bas shalwar upar kar de.
Rani nay isharea kia ab bas sou jaou.
Main kaysay sou jaoun, jab tak lund ka pani nahi nikla tha os ka nasha charda
Howa tha ab lund Shazig hogiya hai tu meri soch kuch aur hai, yeh kar kia diya main
Nay ab hoga kia subha tu baji ko pata chal jaey ga , ami ko bata dey gi, mujay tu
Ghar say nikal dein gay ab meri ankhoun mein neand kahan, khair. Jaysay
Kaysay, , yeh tu confrim hai kay neand say jab uthoun ga tu baji kay jutay pard
Rahay hongay.
Bahot guilty feel kar raha tha. Khud say nafrat be ho rahi thei yeh main nay apni
Itna pyar karne wali baji kay sath acha nahi kia. Wo kia sochay gi, muj pay jaan
Deyti hai, jab osay pata chalay ga os kay chotay bhai nay he oski shalwar utar de,
Phudi mein ungli dal de. Gand pay lund phayra aur baji ki sari gand lund kay mall
Say bhar de. Yeh main nay kia kar diya apni kawari baji kay sath. Uffffff inhi
Sochon mein ankh lag gayei meri
Next day.
Nashte kay tabel pay betha, hath mein. Bread ka clice pakrday, egg ki bites letay
Howay, baji ko dekh kar soch raha tha. Khud pay gusa be araha tha. Bahot
Guilty feel kar raha tha. Main apni itni pyar karne wali baji kay sath acha nahi kar
Raha. Jis din baji kay upar meri haqeeqat khulay gi, os din tu baji ko muj say nafrat
Ho jaey gi, shayad sari zindagi mujay mauf na karay, kia main apne pyar kay liye
Itni bardi keemat deynay ko tayar hon. Kia rani ko hasil karnay kay liye main
baji ko hameshan kay liye khud say door kar sakta hon. Rani ki nazroun mein apney pyar ki sachai sabat karnay kay liye, kia main baji ki nazroun
Mein girta howa khud ko dekh kar, zinda rah paoun ga. Uff plz someone help me
Tell me what to do.
Main rani kay bina be nahi rah sakta main, baji pay be jaan deyta hon.
Mere andhar ki yeh jung mujay pagal kar dey gi, mera sir phat jaey ga, ek sath itni
Sari awazein sunai dey rahi hain, jaysay main kisi market mein kharda hon. Or her
Koi kuch na kuch baych raha hai aur her taraf say awazein arahi hain, kon se
Sunoun kon see ingore karon, its not in my control. Yeh meri bebasi.
Main bas ek dum say nashta chord kar , ghar say bahar chala giya,
Ami. Beta kahan ja rahay ho nashta tu karlou.
Par baji jo mujay kabhi be bina nashta kiye, khana chord kar nahi jane
Deyti. Unko apne hathoun say he mujay kyoun na khilana parday ek chote bachay
Ki tarha. Ladiyan kar kay wo khila kar he mujay khud khati hain. Par aj mujay baji ki
Pichay say koi awaz nahi aei. Jab kay aj mujay baji ki awaz ki bahot shidat say
Zaroorat thei.
Main bina kisi baat ka jawab diye, ghar say bahar chala giya.
Bas chalta ja raha tha, kidar ja raha hon kyoun ja raha hon, kuch pata nahi, bas
Chalta ja raha tha aur apney andhar lagi hoi jung ko kisi tarha shakast deynay ki
Koshish kar raha tha.
Main nay baji kay sath pehlay be tu itna kuch kia hai aj koi pehli bar tu nahi kia.
Aur mujay karte howay maza be bahot aya tha. Aur rani ki khushi dekh kar tu jo
Sakoon milta hai wo tu priceless hai.
Par aj aysi kia khas baat hai jo , main khud say nazrein nahi mila pa raha.
Koi 10 Minutes main nay baji ki phudi ungli kay sath chudi, phir ungli Bahar koi 10 minut main nay Shaziha baji ki phudi ungli kay sath chudi, phir ungli bahar
Nikal le main nay, mazey mazey main kahin, baji uth he na jaey. Dil tu nahi kar
Raha tha Shazi baji ki phudi say ungli nikaloun, itna maza araha tha, baji ki phudi is
Kadar garam thei, jaysay agg lagi ho phudi kay andhar bahot he tight aur garam
Phudi thei meri baji ki. Phudi thei meri Shaziha baji ki. Maza agiya.
Ungli phudi say nikal kar main nay side change ki, rani nay apney hath mein
Thook kar mere lund ka topa gila kia, pora lund gila kar kay apni gand agay rakh
De, jaysay mujay ijazat dey de ho, jo chahay karlo is gand kay sath chahay tou
Phard kay rakh dou aj. Main khud lund kay hathoun majboor tha. Mar raha tha
Chudne kay liye, is waqt mujay parwa nahi thei, wo gand baji ki ha yan rani Chudne kay liye, is waqt mujay parwa nahi thei, wo gand Shaziya baji ki ha yan rani
Ki yan kisi aur ki, mujay rani aur baji ki phudi ki garmi nay is kadar garam Ki yan kisi aur ki, mujay rani aur Shaziya baji ki phudi ki garmi nay is khadar garam
Kar diya howa tha kay, mera dimag kaam karna chord chuka tha is waqt sirf main
Lund say soch raha tha.
Gand ko pakard kar khula main nay aur lund ka topa rani baji ki gand ki mori kay
Uapr rakh kar ek push de aur lund gand kay andhar,
jaysay he half lund rani ki
Gand mein giya, rani nay apna hath pichay kar kay mujay rukne lagi. Kay aur
Andhar nahi karo itna he kafi hai.
Main adhe lund say he rani ki gand chudne laga. Aur hath say agay rani ki phudi
Mein ungli dal de. Uff jo rani nay os waqt aah nikali
Rani apney face expressions say show karwa rahi thei kay wo kitni dard mein hai
Kitne mazey mein hai, par jaysay kaisay apni awaz ko dabaye howay thei.
Main ahista ahista rani ki phudi mein ungli andhar bahar kar raha tha pichay say
Gand main nahi chud raha tha. Main nay bas andhar dala, main hilta tu Shaziya baji
Gand main nahi chud raha tha. Main nay bas andhar dala, main hilta tu baji uth jaey gi, isliye rani khud say apni gand chudwa rahi thei. Main nay basd dou
Char bar lund andhar bahar kia, phir rani khud say apni gand agay pichay kar kay,
Lund andhar bahar kar rahi thei, isliye wo apne hisab say he lund andhar karti
Jitna wo bardasht kar sakti hai, phir lund gand say bahar nikal deyti.
Rani ki phudi be bahot zayda gili thei, par baji ki phudi zayda gili thei, rani ki
Utni nahi, rani ki phudi Shazi baji ki tarha tight be nahi thei, lose thei,, zayda nahi
Par Shazi baji wali baat nahi thei, Shazi baji ki phudi tu itni tang thei meri ungli ko
Andhar daba rahi thei, rani ki phudi say ungli andhar bahar bahot asani say ho
Rahi thei.
Phir rani ruk gayei, meri taraf dekha aur pucha tum Shazig honey walay ho. Main
Nay sir na mein hila kar kaha abhi nahi. Rani nay be bas lips movment say bataya
Awaz nahi nikali.
Rani nay ek bar phir kaha honey laga tu lund bahar nikal deyna.
Main nay sir khila kar ok kah diya.
Rani phir say gund mein lund marwane lagi, itni pyari gand hai na rani ki,
Baji ki be bachi hai, par rani ki gand zayda moti hai zayda bardi hai, rani ki body
Mein sab say best cheez os ki gand he hai. Osi gand ko aj main choud raha hon
Jis ko choudnay kay khowb dekha karta tha. Aur yeh sab meri Shazi baji ki wajha
Say mumkin howa hai.
Bahot mazey ki tight gori chiti, raat kay andhre mein chamak rahi thei , roshni ka
Kaam kar rahi thei, main bas ankhein band kar kay pora maza ley rahi tha , dil kar
Raha tha rani bas aysay he chudwati jaey aur main chudta jaoun, kabhi lund ka
Mall na nikle na he kabhi subha ho aysay he bas mera lund rani ki gand mein phasa ho.
Rani zayda agay pichay nahi, ahista ahista he kar rahi thei, kabhi lund agay pichay karti kabhi gand gol gol gumati, mujay pora maza dey rahi thei, aj pehli bar mein
Kisi lardki ko chud raha tha, yem meri zindagi ki pehli chudai thei aur wo be sath
Mein meri nangi behan layti hoi thei. Uff alfaz nahi hain is lamhe ko biyan karne
Kay mere pas.
Phir mujay mehsoos howa kay lund ka pani nikalne wala hai, dil tu nahi tha gand
Say bahar nikaloun, dil tu tha rani ki gand kay andahr he kar doun. Par , phir rani
Naraz ho jaey gi aur main is ko naraz nahi kar sakta, main nay rani ko kamar say
Pakard kay ruk diya,
Rani nay meri ankhoun mein dekha aur eyebrows say ishara kia , hogiay.
Main nay ishare mein kaha hmmm rani nay mera lund gand say nikala mera hath
Pakard kar phudi say pichay kia, aur mujay ishara kia kay lund ki gand pay
Rakh dou, main nay be rakh diya, rani khud agay hoi aur mera lund hath mein
Pakard kar meri muth marney lagi, bas rani nay dou char bar upar nichay kia aur
Lund nay zor dar pichakari mari aur sidha mall sara Shaziaha baji ki gand kay upar ,
Sari gand bhar gayei thei lund kay juice say baji ki,, main tu bas dekh raha tha,
Baji abhi uthi, abhi chilai abhi shor howa, abhi meri mout aei.. par aysa kuch nahi
Howa, rani nay mere lund ka akhri katra tak nichord diya Shazi baji ki gand kay upar.
Sara pani nikal giya tu, rani nay nichay hokar mere lund kay tope kay upar kiss
Kia, aur honth hila kar boli i love u, ab shalwar upar kar dou iski.
Main soch mein pard giya, shalwar kaysay upar karoun sari gand gili hai baji ki ,
Isko tu confrim pata chal jaey ga, isay pehaly saaf karon par kis say mere pas tu
Kuch nahi hai, main soch mein tha, tu rani nay mujay hath say hila kar bola,
Shalwar upar karou gusay say honth hila kar ishara diya.
Main nay socha ab jo hoga dekha jaey ga, jo karna tha wo tu kar diya, main nay aram say khampte howay hathoun say, baji ki shalwar upar kar de, par
Narda baji ka main nay nahi wapis bandha, narda bandhoun ga shalwar ka tu baji
Paka uth jaey gi, ousay khula he chord diya bas shalwar upar kar de.
Rani nay isharea kia ab bas sou jaou.
Main kaysay sou jaoun, jab tak lund ka pani nahi nikla tha os ka nasha charda
Howa tha ab lund Shazig hogiya hai tu meri soch kuch aur hai, yeh kar kia diya main
Nay ab hoga kia subha tu baji ko pata chal jaey ga , ami ko bata dey gi, mujay tu
Ghar say nikal dein gay ab meri ankhoun mein neand kahan, khair. Jaysay
Kaysay, , yeh tu confrim hai kay neand say jab uthoun ga tu baji kay jutay pard
Rahay hongay.
Bahot guilty feel kar raha tha. Khud say nafrat be ho rahi thei yeh main nay apni
Itna pyar karne wali baji kay sath acha nahi kia. Wo kia sochay gi, muj pay jaan
Deyti hai, jab osay pata chalay ga os kay chotay bhai nay he oski shalwar utar de,
Phudi mein ungli dal de. Gand pay lund phayra aur baji ki sari gand lund kay mall
Say bhar de. Yeh main nay kia kar diya apni kawari baji kay sath. Uffffff inhi
Sochon mein ankh lag gayei meri
Next day.
Nashte kay tabel pay betha, hath mein. Bread ka clice pakrday, egg ki bites letay
Howay, baji ko dekh kar soch raha tha. Khud pay gusa be araha tha. Bahot
Guilty feel kar raha tha. Main apni itni pyar karne wali baji kay sath acha nahi kar
Raha. Jis din baji kay upar meri haqeeqat khulay gi, os din tu baji ko muj say nafrat
Ho jaey gi, shayad sari zindagi mujay mauf na karay, kia main apne pyar kay liye
Itni bardi keemat deynay ko tayar hon. Kia rani ko hasil karnay kay liye main
baji ko hameshan kay liye khud say door kar sakta hon. Rani ki nazroun mein apney pyar ki sachai sabat karnay kay liye, kia main baji ki nazroun
Mein girta howa khud ko dekh kar, zinda rah paoun ga. Uff plz someone help me
Tell me what to do.
Main rani kay bina be nahi rah sakta main, baji pay be jaan deyta hon.
Mere andhar ki yeh jung mujay pagal kar dey gi, mera sir phat jaey ga, ek sath itni
Sari awazein sunai dey rahi hain, jaysay main kisi market mein kharda hon. Or her
Koi kuch na kuch baych raha hai aur her taraf say awazein arahi hain, kon se
Sunoun kon see ingore karon, its not in my control. Yeh meri bebasi.
Main bas ek dum say nashta chord kar , ghar say bahar chala giya,
Ami. Beta kahan ja rahay ho nashta tu karlou.
Par baji jo mujay kabhi be bina nashta kiye, khana chord kar nahi jane
Deyti. Unko apne hathoun say he mujay kyoun na khilana parday ek chote bachay
Ki tarha. Ladiyan kar kay wo khila kar he mujay khud khati hain. Par aj mujay baji ki
Pichay say koi awaz nahi aei. Jab kay aj mujay baji ki awaz ki bahot shidat say
Zaroorat thei.
Main bina kisi baat ka jawab diye, ghar say bahar chala giya.
Bas chalta ja raha tha, kidar ja raha hon kyoun ja raha hon, kuch pata nahi, bas
Chalta ja raha tha aur apney andhar lagi hoi jung ko kisi tarha shakast deynay ki
Koshish kar raha tha.
Main nay baji kay sath pehlay be tu itna kuch kia hai aj koi pehli bar tu nahi kia.
Aur mujay karte howay maza be bahot aya tha. Aur rani ki khushi dekh kar tu jo
Sakoon milta hai wo tu priceless hai.
Par aj aysi kia khas baat hai jo , main khud say nazrein nahi mila pa raha.
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Aj muj pay jaan deynay wali, meri Shaziya baji nay, ek bar be meri taraf nahi
dekha, muj say koi be baat nahi ki. jab kay baji tu muj say baatein karti thakti he
nahi hain. meri her baat ka baji nay sir, hon,haan,hmm, na, mein jawab diya. bas
baji meri taraf dekh tak nahi rahi hai aj, yehe baat mujay jeenay nahi dey rahi.
mujay lag raha hai kay baji ko shayad pata chal giya hai. baji, raat ko jaag rahi
thei. baji gusa hai muj pay, khafa hai muj pay, mere baray mein kia soch rahi hogi.
main tu baji ki nazroun mein aj gir giya hon.
Aur jab baji nay meri ankhoun mein ankhein dal kar dekhay, tu main sharm say
pani pani hogiya, jaysay baji meri ankhoun mein dekh kar sawal kar rahi ho.Bhai
tum nay mere sath aysa kyoun kia?
na mere pas koi jawab na he kuch bolne ki himat. phir nazrein juka kar jaysay
mar giya aj main.
Rani kay bina main nahi je sakta . wo pyar hai mera. mera ishq hai wo. os ki
khushi kay liye main kuch be kar sakta hon apni jaan be dey sakta hon.
Shaziya ka pyar meri zindagi hai. baji mere sath na hon tu zindagi berang hai. baji
nay jitna pyar diya hai mujay ami nay tu os ka 50% be nahi diya hai mujay. paida
ami nay kia hai mujay par pala baji nay hai, bachpan say he baji kay sath sota tha
baji kay hathoun say khata tha. baji he nehlati thei mujay.
baji kay sath itni haseen yadein hain kay ginte ginte meri ginti khatam ho jaey gi
par baji ki yaadoun ki counting nahi.
Shazi baji ko hurt kar kay main apna pyar hasil kar be lon tu. wo meri jeet nahi haar
hogi. wo zindagi mout say be batar hogi.
main rani ko hasil karna chahta hon, par main Shazi baji kay sath be kuch bura nahi
kar sakti,
Aj mujay ehsas ho raha hai, agar meray dil ka 50% Rani kay pass hai tu 50%
Meri baji kay pass hai. Kis ko chose karon kis ko darji don, rani jo kawana chah
Rahi hai wo na karon tu wo meray pyar ka aitbar nahi karay gi, imtehan ley rahi hai
Mere pyar ka. Baji ko agar pata chal giya tu wo yakeen nahi karay gi, shayad wo
Bardasht na kar paey, agar baji ko kuch hogiya tu main khud ko kaysay mauf kar
Paoun ga. Oooh main jaun tu kahan jaoun karon tu kia kagiy
Mujay aysay he idhar udhar phirtay howay, dupahar ho gayei. Garmi say mera
Jism tap raha tha, paseenay say meray kaprday beegh chukay thay, suraj be
Jaysay aj mujay jalanay kay liye he nikla howa tha. Jab thak giya tu ek
Park kay bench pay beth giya,
Aj tu meri Ghar janay ki be himat nahi thei. Aj kis moun say ghar jaoun ga. Ghar
Giya tu samne Shaziya baji hogi, wo meri ankhoun mein dekhein gi tu sharam say
Mar jaounga. Agar baji nay koi sawal kar liya tu jawab kis moun say dounga.
Nahi main aj ghar he nahi jaounga. Main baji ko face nahi kar sakta , i can’t go
Home. Baji ko sab pata chal chuka hai.
Koi dupahar kay 2 bajay, mere mobile pay msg aya. Mobile nikal kar dekha tu wo
Shaziya baji ka msg tha.
Text msgs……
Shaziya baji, Bhai ap kahan chalay go. Ho subha say gayab ho nashta be nahi kia,
Main apkay liye pareshan ho rahi hon? Ap teek tu ho na?
Main nay koi replay nahi diya , phir koi, 15minuts kay baad ek aur msg aya.
Shaziya baji,bhai kyoun meri jaan nikal rahay ho. Is tarha say ghar say gay ho
Jaysay kabhi wapas nahi aou gay. Tell me whats wrong, kia howa. Baji say naraz
Ho apni? Ap tu baji ki jaan ho na. Tell me where are you.
Main nay baji ka yeh msg pardha tu, meri ankhoun say ansoo gir parday, rou tu
Nahi raha tha. Bas chup chap bench pay betha tha, aur ankhoun say ansoo bas
Girte ja rahay thay.
Meri behan muj say kitna pyar karti hai, kabhi muj say kuch nahi manga kabhi
Apni parwa nahi ki, meri he her khwaish pori ki, mujay he importance de. Meri
Khushi mein he apni khushi talash ki. Aj be baji, mere liye fikarmand hai. Apne
Liye nahi, aj be baji mere liye tardap rahi hai. Itna pyar be koi kisi say kar sakta
Hai…
Itne mein koi 30 minuts kay baad mobile pay call agayei…
Main nay call recieve nahi ki.
Text msg..
Bhai apko meri kasam hai agar ap muj say thorda sa be pyar karte ho na tu, meri
Call recieve karou. I’m calling again….
Again baji calling..
Main nay baji ki call attend ki.
Kuch nahi bola main nay bas mobile kan ko laga liya,
Shaziya baji, hello bhai ap ho. Jawab tu dou. Awaz be arahi hai meri kay nahi.
Main, hmm arahi hai. Baji ap bolo, main sun raha hai.
Shaziya baji, tum rou rahay ho. Bhai ap rou rahay hou,, mere hotay howay ap ki
Ankhoun mein ansoo aey tu aey kaysay, jurat kaysay hoi in ansoo ki kay meri
Jaan ki ankhoun say gir jaein. Mujay kuch nahi suna, tum abhi kay abhi ghar aou.
Tumko meri kasam hai. Bas. Agar aglay 30minuts mein tum ghar na aey tu main
Nikal rahi hon sardkoun pay tum ko talash karne.
Main, baji wo main
Shaziya baji, chup kuch nahi suna mujay, abhi bola tu matlab abhi ghar aou. Thats it, kuch nahi suna mujay…
Khud tu tote sakta hon main, par apni baji ki kasam nahi tord sakta. Osi waqt ghar
Ko nikla. Phir ehsas howa kay main tu chalte chalte ghar say bahot door agiya
Hon. Wahan say rikshaw lia aur 25 minut mein ghar agiya.
Main jaysay he ghar poncha, baji darwazay pay he khardi mera intzar kar rahi
Thei, abhi main nay bell pay hath be nahi rakha tha kay baji nay darwaza khul
Diya. Main jaysay he ghar mein enter howa. Baji nay darwaza band kar kay mujay
Zoor say apney seenay say laga liya, baji ki ankhoun mein ansoo thay, baji rou
Rahi thei. Mera matha chuma mera sir chuma mere pora chehra baji nay chuma.
Shaziya baji, kahan chalay gay thay. Apni baji ko chord kar , aysay karte hain, pata
Be hai meri jaan hai tum mein, meri sansein chalti hain tum say.
Main khamosh sir jukaey baji ki batein sunta raha , koi jawab nahi tha mere pass.
Shaziya baji, bhai howa kia hai, ap aysay behave kyoun kar rahay ho. Rani nay
Kuch bol diya hai. Kuch aur howa hai. Kuch chahiye hai. Muj say koi galti ho gayei
Hai , meri jaan bataou apni baji ko. Kuch tu bolo. Tumari maji hai na tumari her
Pareshani khatam kar dongi. Just tell me my love.
Main phir kuch nahi bola. Meri akhoun say be ansoo gir rahay thay. Baji kay sath
Main be ro raha tha. Baji bolti be ja rahi thei aur roti be ja rahi thei. Pyar be kar
Rahi thei aur wajha be puch rahi thei mere is hall ki.
Shaziya baji. Meri jaan, mera bacha, my love. Plz apni baji ko kuch tu bataou, akhir
Kia howa hai. Tum is tarha ghar say chalay gay, nashta be nahi kia. Itni garmi
Mein saht dhoop mein, kahan chalay gay, tumari khalat say lag raha hai jayasy
Sardkoun ki khaak chan rahay thay. Tumary kaprday tumarey joothay sab dust say bharay howay hain. Bataou kia howa hai meri jaan apni baji say tu her baat
Karte ho na aj be karou. Acha meri koi baat buri lagi hai , mera janu apni baji say khafa hai?
Main, nahi
Shaziya baji, tu rani nay kuch kah diya?
Main, nahi
Shaziya baji, Ami nay dant diya
Main, nahi
Shaziya baji, koi friends ka , girl ka masla hai, paisy chahiye hain tumko. Just tell
Me main sab teek kar dongi. Tumari khushi say bard kar mere liye aur kuch be
Nahi hai.
Main, nahi baji aysa kuch be nahi hai, bas waysay he.
Baji kuch dayr khamosh rahi , mujay apni bahoun mein ley kar zoor say galay say
Lagaya. Baji ko samjh agayei thei kay abhi mein baji ko kuch be batanay kay
Mood mein nahi hon.
Shaziya baji, acha teek hai, jab tumara dil karay ga apni baji ko bata deyna,
Remember i’m always here for you.. acha abhi jaou achay bachoun ki tarha.
Shower lou, change karou. Pyare bache ban kar, apni baji kay liye pizza ley kar
Aou. Main nay kuch be nahi banaya, tum nay nashta nahi kia tu, main bala
Kaysay kar sakti hon. Haeey kasam say bardi bukh lagi hai aur pizza kay sath
Thandi thandi coke ho jaey tu maza he ajaey. Kia kehtay hou.
Main, teek hai main bas naha kar ley ata hon.
Shaziya bachi, good boy, chalou jaldi karo. Meri tu bukh say jaan nikal rahi hai.
Jaldi say main giya, kay baji ko bukh lagi hai itni zayda jaldi say naha kar pizza ley
Kar aoun, kaprday utarey. Shower kay nichay kharda howa. Pani khula. Pani ki thandi thandi boondein mere sir pay girne lagi.
Jaysay he pani sir pay gira , mera soiya howa dimag jaag utha.
Agar Shaziya baji ki aysi behavior hai tu matlab baji ko , kuch be pata nahi chala
Raat ko. Baji sou rahi thei sach mein, baji subha shayad aysay he chup thein
Shayad un ka mood off tha. Aur main pagal samjha baji meri harkat pay muj pay
Afsoos kar rahi thei. Agar baji raat ko jaag rahi hoti. Unko sab pata hota tu baji, is
Tarha say thorda mujay pyar karti, is tarha say behave kabhi na karti, abhi tak
Mujay mar rahi hoti, meri jaan ley rahi hoti. Mujay dekhna be gawara na karti. Par
Yeh kaysay possible hai kay baji ko pata na chala ho. Baji ki phudi mein ungli dali.
Baji ki shalwar ka narda khula chord diya, baji ki gand pay mall gira diya. Saf be
Nahi kia aysay he shalwar upar kar de. Shayad wo subha tak dry hogiya, yan phir
Baji ki shalwar kay sath he saf hogiya, baji ko subha laga ho kay narda shalwar ka
Neand mein khud say he khulgiya ho. Yes aysa he howa hai.
Matlab confrim baji ko kuch be nahi pata wo sach mein sou rahi thei.
Yeh soch kar meri jaan mein jaan aei. Aur main kuch relax howa. Bach giya, par
Aj kay baad main, Rani ki kisi be baat mein akar baji kay sath aysa nahi karon ga.
Mujay second chance mila hai tu main isay waste nahi karon ga. Baji ko agar
Sach mein pata chal giya hota tu. Kisi din tu pata chal he jaey ga baji ko. Na baba
Na, ab nahi , no more. Abhi tu main baji kay sath aysa kabhi be kuch nahi karon
Ga. Chahay rani kuch be karlay. Rani kay pyar kay bina tu main zinda rah longa
Shayad, par Shazi baji ki nafrat kay sath kabhi be Zinda nahi rah paoun ga.
Ab main pehlay ki tarha normal feel kar raha tha. Jaysay dubara zindagi mil gayei
Ho. Bas jaldi say shower liya, kaprday pehlay, bike pakrdi aur pizza lenay chala
Giya. Pizza ek nahi 2 ley kar aya with different toppings ek kay upar chicken tikka tha aur dosra vege, aur 2litter ki 2 coke ki bottles ley kar agiya, baji ko coke bahot
Pasand hai. Bahot he zayda.
Main, baji main agiaya, hot hot pizza aur cool cool coke ley kar.
Shaziya baji, yes, kia khushbu arahi hai pizze ki, muj say tu intzar nahi ho raha,
Bukh say mar rahi hon. Jaldi karo.
Baji nay pizza open kia coke glasses mein dali aur hum dono khanay lagay
Shaziya baji, baahot he mazey ka pizza hai bhai, main apko bata nahi sakti kitni
Bukh lagi thei mujay uff. Ab ja kar sakoon araha hai.
Main, tu ap nay nashta kyoun nahi kia. Kyoun bukhi rahi kuch kha leti.
Shaziya baji, pagal hogay ho. Mera janu bacha bukha ho aur main khana kha lon ,
Aysa ho sakta hai kia.
Main, nahi yeh tu nahi ho sakta. I’m sorry baji wo bas mein upset tha. Plz abhi mat
Puchna kyoun abhi mera mood teek hai bas.
Shaziya baji, acha nahi puchti, mujay tumko khush dekh kar he sakoon agiya,
Meray liiye tumari muskurahat he kafi hai, jab hud ka mood hoga muj say baat
Karne ka tu kar leyna, i will be waiting.
Main, baji, yeh vege be tu khaou kay bas chicken pay he zor hai.
Shaziya baji, meray khanay pay kitni nazar hai na tumari, vege be khalon gi pehlay
Chicken tu finish karlon, you know chicken tikka topping meri favorite hai. Tum
Chahtay ho main vege say apna pate bharlon aur tum chicken kha jaou, itne be
Clever na banou, tumari bardi behan hon tum say zayda chalak hon.
Main, hahaha nahi baji aysa koi iradha naih tha mera ap khaou chicken wala he
Jee bar kay main vege kha leta hon.
Shaziya baji, ab aey na line pay, chicken koi nahi milna bachu, dono he chicken ley atay kis nay kaha tha ek vege be utha laou.
Main, wo main nay socha chalou different ho jaey ga. Mujay kia pata yeh gas pus
Mujay he khana parday ga.
Shaziya baji, hahaha gas pus acha hota hai. Sehad kay liye.
Main, tu phir ap be tu khaou apki sehad achi hogi.
Shaziya baji, meri health pehlay he bahot fit hai. Mujay dieting karne ki koi zaroorat nahi.
Main, hahaha. Baji yeh pizza with chicken tika sath mein 2litter ki coke botle
Khatam kar de hai, yeh kon see diet hai.
Shaziya baji, chup bacha tumko nahi pata , tum abhi nadan ho.
Main, hahaa sab pata hai, dieing ki waysay be apko kia zaroorat hai single pasli ho.
Shaziya baji, for your kind information, Shaziya ko single pasli nahi, ideal body kehtay hain, like rockstar.
Main, g g , kyoun nahi Angelina Julia
Shaziya baji, hahaha , bas meri jaan tum hameeshan asyay he haste rahou, bas
Yehe dua hai mer,, meri jaan ho tum.
Hum ek bar phir zindagi jeenay lagay, kisi ko be humari khushiyoun ki nazar na lagay.
Shaziya baji, humari khushiyoun ko kabhi kisi ki nazar na lagay. Hum younhe hasi khushi rahein.
Itne mein text msg from rani.
Rani, kahan ho janu.
Main nay mobile dekha par replay nahi diya, baji nay meri taraf dekha, par kuch nahi boli.
Shaziya baji, bahot zayda kha liya hai main nay tu. Bahot maza aya mujay tu.
dekha, muj say koi be baat nahi ki. jab kay baji tu muj say baatein karti thakti he
nahi hain. meri her baat ka baji nay sir, hon,haan,hmm, na, mein jawab diya. bas
baji meri taraf dekh tak nahi rahi hai aj, yehe baat mujay jeenay nahi dey rahi.
mujay lag raha hai kay baji ko shayad pata chal giya hai. baji, raat ko jaag rahi
thei. baji gusa hai muj pay, khafa hai muj pay, mere baray mein kia soch rahi hogi.
main tu baji ki nazroun mein aj gir giya hon.
Aur jab baji nay meri ankhoun mein ankhein dal kar dekhay, tu main sharm say
pani pani hogiya, jaysay baji meri ankhoun mein dekh kar sawal kar rahi ho.Bhai
tum nay mere sath aysa kyoun kia?
na mere pas koi jawab na he kuch bolne ki himat. phir nazrein juka kar jaysay
mar giya aj main.
Rani kay bina main nahi je sakta . wo pyar hai mera. mera ishq hai wo. os ki
khushi kay liye main kuch be kar sakta hon apni jaan be dey sakta hon.
Shaziya ka pyar meri zindagi hai. baji mere sath na hon tu zindagi berang hai. baji
nay jitna pyar diya hai mujay ami nay tu os ka 50% be nahi diya hai mujay. paida
ami nay kia hai mujay par pala baji nay hai, bachpan say he baji kay sath sota tha
baji kay hathoun say khata tha. baji he nehlati thei mujay.
baji kay sath itni haseen yadein hain kay ginte ginte meri ginti khatam ho jaey gi
par baji ki yaadoun ki counting nahi.
Shazi baji ko hurt kar kay main apna pyar hasil kar be lon tu. wo meri jeet nahi haar
hogi. wo zindagi mout say be batar hogi.
main rani ko hasil karna chahta hon, par main Shazi baji kay sath be kuch bura nahi
kar sakti,
Aj mujay ehsas ho raha hai, agar meray dil ka 50% Rani kay pass hai tu 50%
Meri baji kay pass hai. Kis ko chose karon kis ko darji don, rani jo kawana chah
Rahi hai wo na karon tu wo meray pyar ka aitbar nahi karay gi, imtehan ley rahi hai
Mere pyar ka. Baji ko agar pata chal giya tu wo yakeen nahi karay gi, shayad wo
Bardasht na kar paey, agar baji ko kuch hogiya tu main khud ko kaysay mauf kar
Paoun ga. Oooh main jaun tu kahan jaoun karon tu kia kagiy
Mujay aysay he idhar udhar phirtay howay, dupahar ho gayei. Garmi say mera
Jism tap raha tha, paseenay say meray kaprday beegh chukay thay, suraj be
Jaysay aj mujay jalanay kay liye he nikla howa tha. Jab thak giya tu ek
Park kay bench pay beth giya,
Aj tu meri Ghar janay ki be himat nahi thei. Aj kis moun say ghar jaoun ga. Ghar
Giya tu samne Shaziya baji hogi, wo meri ankhoun mein dekhein gi tu sharam say
Mar jaounga. Agar baji nay koi sawal kar liya tu jawab kis moun say dounga.
Nahi main aj ghar he nahi jaounga. Main baji ko face nahi kar sakta , i can’t go
Home. Baji ko sab pata chal chuka hai.
Koi dupahar kay 2 bajay, mere mobile pay msg aya. Mobile nikal kar dekha tu wo
Shaziya baji ka msg tha.
Text msgs……
Shaziya baji, Bhai ap kahan chalay go. Ho subha say gayab ho nashta be nahi kia,
Main apkay liye pareshan ho rahi hon? Ap teek tu ho na?
Main nay koi replay nahi diya , phir koi, 15minuts kay baad ek aur msg aya.
Shaziya baji,bhai kyoun meri jaan nikal rahay ho. Is tarha say ghar say gay ho
Jaysay kabhi wapas nahi aou gay. Tell me whats wrong, kia howa. Baji say naraz
Ho apni? Ap tu baji ki jaan ho na. Tell me where are you.
Main nay baji ka yeh msg pardha tu, meri ankhoun say ansoo gir parday, rou tu
Nahi raha tha. Bas chup chap bench pay betha tha, aur ankhoun say ansoo bas
Girte ja rahay thay.
Meri behan muj say kitna pyar karti hai, kabhi muj say kuch nahi manga kabhi
Apni parwa nahi ki, meri he her khwaish pori ki, mujay he importance de. Meri
Khushi mein he apni khushi talash ki. Aj be baji, mere liye fikarmand hai. Apne
Liye nahi, aj be baji mere liye tardap rahi hai. Itna pyar be koi kisi say kar sakta
Hai…
Itne mein koi 30 minuts kay baad mobile pay call agayei…
Main nay call recieve nahi ki.
Text msg..
Bhai apko meri kasam hai agar ap muj say thorda sa be pyar karte ho na tu, meri
Call recieve karou. I’m calling again….
Again baji calling..
Main nay baji ki call attend ki.
Kuch nahi bola main nay bas mobile kan ko laga liya,
Shaziya baji, hello bhai ap ho. Jawab tu dou. Awaz be arahi hai meri kay nahi.
Main, hmm arahi hai. Baji ap bolo, main sun raha hai.
Shaziya baji, tum rou rahay ho. Bhai ap rou rahay hou,, mere hotay howay ap ki
Ankhoun mein ansoo aey tu aey kaysay, jurat kaysay hoi in ansoo ki kay meri
Jaan ki ankhoun say gir jaein. Mujay kuch nahi suna, tum abhi kay abhi ghar aou.
Tumko meri kasam hai. Bas. Agar aglay 30minuts mein tum ghar na aey tu main
Nikal rahi hon sardkoun pay tum ko talash karne.
Main, baji wo main
Shaziya baji, chup kuch nahi suna mujay, abhi bola tu matlab abhi ghar aou. Thats it, kuch nahi suna mujay…
Khud tu tote sakta hon main, par apni baji ki kasam nahi tord sakta. Osi waqt ghar
Ko nikla. Phir ehsas howa kay main tu chalte chalte ghar say bahot door agiya
Hon. Wahan say rikshaw lia aur 25 minut mein ghar agiya.
Main jaysay he ghar poncha, baji darwazay pay he khardi mera intzar kar rahi
Thei, abhi main nay bell pay hath be nahi rakha tha kay baji nay darwaza khul
Diya. Main jaysay he ghar mein enter howa. Baji nay darwaza band kar kay mujay
Zoor say apney seenay say laga liya, baji ki ankhoun mein ansoo thay, baji rou
Rahi thei. Mera matha chuma mera sir chuma mere pora chehra baji nay chuma.
Shaziya baji, kahan chalay gay thay. Apni baji ko chord kar , aysay karte hain, pata
Be hai meri jaan hai tum mein, meri sansein chalti hain tum say.
Main khamosh sir jukaey baji ki batein sunta raha , koi jawab nahi tha mere pass.
Shaziya baji, bhai howa kia hai, ap aysay behave kyoun kar rahay ho. Rani nay
Kuch bol diya hai. Kuch aur howa hai. Kuch chahiye hai. Muj say koi galti ho gayei
Hai , meri jaan bataou apni baji ko. Kuch tu bolo. Tumari maji hai na tumari her
Pareshani khatam kar dongi. Just tell me my love.
Main phir kuch nahi bola. Meri akhoun say be ansoo gir rahay thay. Baji kay sath
Main be ro raha tha. Baji bolti be ja rahi thei aur roti be ja rahi thei. Pyar be kar
Rahi thei aur wajha be puch rahi thei mere is hall ki.
Shaziya baji. Meri jaan, mera bacha, my love. Plz apni baji ko kuch tu bataou, akhir
Kia howa hai. Tum is tarha ghar say chalay gay, nashta be nahi kia. Itni garmi
Mein saht dhoop mein, kahan chalay gay, tumari khalat say lag raha hai jayasy
Sardkoun ki khaak chan rahay thay. Tumary kaprday tumarey joothay sab dust say bharay howay hain. Bataou kia howa hai meri jaan apni baji say tu her baat
Karte ho na aj be karou. Acha meri koi baat buri lagi hai , mera janu apni baji say khafa hai?
Main, nahi
Shaziya baji, tu rani nay kuch kah diya?
Main, nahi
Shaziya baji, Ami nay dant diya
Main, nahi
Shaziya baji, koi friends ka , girl ka masla hai, paisy chahiye hain tumko. Just tell
Me main sab teek kar dongi. Tumari khushi say bard kar mere liye aur kuch be
Nahi hai.
Main, nahi baji aysa kuch be nahi hai, bas waysay he.
Baji kuch dayr khamosh rahi , mujay apni bahoun mein ley kar zoor say galay say
Lagaya. Baji ko samjh agayei thei kay abhi mein baji ko kuch be batanay kay
Mood mein nahi hon.
Shaziya baji, acha teek hai, jab tumara dil karay ga apni baji ko bata deyna,
Remember i’m always here for you.. acha abhi jaou achay bachoun ki tarha.
Shower lou, change karou. Pyare bache ban kar, apni baji kay liye pizza ley kar
Aou. Main nay kuch be nahi banaya, tum nay nashta nahi kia tu, main bala
Kaysay kar sakti hon. Haeey kasam say bardi bukh lagi hai aur pizza kay sath
Thandi thandi coke ho jaey tu maza he ajaey. Kia kehtay hou.
Main, teek hai main bas naha kar ley ata hon.
Shaziya bachi, good boy, chalou jaldi karo. Meri tu bukh say jaan nikal rahi hai.
Jaldi say main giya, kay baji ko bukh lagi hai itni zayda jaldi say naha kar pizza ley
Kar aoun, kaprday utarey. Shower kay nichay kharda howa. Pani khula. Pani ki thandi thandi boondein mere sir pay girne lagi.
Jaysay he pani sir pay gira , mera soiya howa dimag jaag utha.
Agar Shaziya baji ki aysi behavior hai tu matlab baji ko , kuch be pata nahi chala
Raat ko. Baji sou rahi thei sach mein, baji subha shayad aysay he chup thein
Shayad un ka mood off tha. Aur main pagal samjha baji meri harkat pay muj pay
Afsoos kar rahi thei. Agar baji raat ko jaag rahi hoti. Unko sab pata hota tu baji, is
Tarha say thorda mujay pyar karti, is tarha say behave kabhi na karti, abhi tak
Mujay mar rahi hoti, meri jaan ley rahi hoti. Mujay dekhna be gawara na karti. Par
Yeh kaysay possible hai kay baji ko pata na chala ho. Baji ki phudi mein ungli dali.
Baji ki shalwar ka narda khula chord diya, baji ki gand pay mall gira diya. Saf be
Nahi kia aysay he shalwar upar kar de. Shayad wo subha tak dry hogiya, yan phir
Baji ki shalwar kay sath he saf hogiya, baji ko subha laga ho kay narda shalwar ka
Neand mein khud say he khulgiya ho. Yes aysa he howa hai.
Matlab confrim baji ko kuch be nahi pata wo sach mein sou rahi thei.
Yeh soch kar meri jaan mein jaan aei. Aur main kuch relax howa. Bach giya, par
Aj kay baad main, Rani ki kisi be baat mein akar baji kay sath aysa nahi karon ga.
Mujay second chance mila hai tu main isay waste nahi karon ga. Baji ko agar
Sach mein pata chal giya hota tu. Kisi din tu pata chal he jaey ga baji ko. Na baba
Na, ab nahi , no more. Abhi tu main baji kay sath aysa kabhi be kuch nahi karon
Ga. Chahay rani kuch be karlay. Rani kay pyar kay bina tu main zinda rah longa
Shayad, par Shazi baji ki nafrat kay sath kabhi be Zinda nahi rah paoun ga.
Ab main pehlay ki tarha normal feel kar raha tha. Jaysay dubara zindagi mil gayei
Ho. Bas jaldi say shower liya, kaprday pehlay, bike pakrdi aur pizza lenay chala
Giya. Pizza ek nahi 2 ley kar aya with different toppings ek kay upar chicken tikka tha aur dosra vege, aur 2litter ki 2 coke ki bottles ley kar agiya, baji ko coke bahot
Pasand hai. Bahot he zayda.
Main, baji main agiaya, hot hot pizza aur cool cool coke ley kar.
Shaziya baji, yes, kia khushbu arahi hai pizze ki, muj say tu intzar nahi ho raha,
Bukh say mar rahi hon. Jaldi karo.
Baji nay pizza open kia coke glasses mein dali aur hum dono khanay lagay
Shaziya baji, baahot he mazey ka pizza hai bhai, main apko bata nahi sakti kitni
Bukh lagi thei mujay uff. Ab ja kar sakoon araha hai.
Main, tu ap nay nashta kyoun nahi kia. Kyoun bukhi rahi kuch kha leti.
Shaziya baji, pagal hogay ho. Mera janu bacha bukha ho aur main khana kha lon ,
Aysa ho sakta hai kia.
Main, nahi yeh tu nahi ho sakta. I’m sorry baji wo bas mein upset tha. Plz abhi mat
Puchna kyoun abhi mera mood teek hai bas.
Shaziya baji, acha nahi puchti, mujay tumko khush dekh kar he sakoon agiya,
Meray liiye tumari muskurahat he kafi hai, jab hud ka mood hoga muj say baat
Karne ka tu kar leyna, i will be waiting.
Main, baji, yeh vege be tu khaou kay bas chicken pay he zor hai.
Shaziya baji, meray khanay pay kitni nazar hai na tumari, vege be khalon gi pehlay
Chicken tu finish karlon, you know chicken tikka topping meri favorite hai. Tum
Chahtay ho main vege say apna pate bharlon aur tum chicken kha jaou, itne be
Clever na banou, tumari bardi behan hon tum say zayda chalak hon.
Main, hahaha nahi baji aysa koi iradha naih tha mera ap khaou chicken wala he
Jee bar kay main vege kha leta hon.
Shaziya baji, ab aey na line pay, chicken koi nahi milna bachu, dono he chicken ley atay kis nay kaha tha ek vege be utha laou.
Main, wo main nay socha chalou different ho jaey ga. Mujay kia pata yeh gas pus
Mujay he khana parday ga.
Shaziya baji, hahaha gas pus acha hota hai. Sehad kay liye.
Main, tu phir ap be tu khaou apki sehad achi hogi.
Shaziya baji, meri health pehlay he bahot fit hai. Mujay dieting karne ki koi zaroorat nahi.
Main, hahaha. Baji yeh pizza with chicken tika sath mein 2litter ki coke botle
Khatam kar de hai, yeh kon see diet hai.
Shaziya baji, chup bacha tumko nahi pata , tum abhi nadan ho.
Main, hahaa sab pata hai, dieing ki waysay be apko kia zaroorat hai single pasli ho.
Shaziya baji, for your kind information, Shaziya ko single pasli nahi, ideal body kehtay hain, like rockstar.
Main, g g , kyoun nahi Angelina Julia
Shaziya baji, hahaha , bas meri jaan tum hameeshan asyay he haste rahou, bas
Yehe dua hai mer,, meri jaan ho tum.
Hum ek bar phir zindagi jeenay lagay, kisi ko be humari khushiyoun ki nazar na lagay.
Shaziya baji, humari khushiyoun ko kabhi kisi ki nazar na lagay. Hum younhe hasi khushi rahein.
Itne mein text msg from rani.
Rani, kahan ho janu.
Main nay mobile dekha par replay nahi diya, baji nay meri taraf dekha, par kuch nahi boli.
Shaziya baji, bahot zayda kha liya hai main nay tu. Bahot maza aya mujay tu.
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Main, g baji jab bukh itni shidat ki ho tu maza tu aey ga. Aur itni garmi mein thandi thandi coke
Zabardast,
Itne mein phir msg aiya, rani ka main nay check be nahi kia, phir call aney lagi, main nay nahi reciebe ki,
Rani nay dubara say call ki. Main abhi mobile ko dekh he raha tha kay Shazi baji boli.
Shaziya baji, karlou baat shayad kisi ko emergency ho main zara shower ley lon.
Baji chali gayei, wahan say, main nay call recieve ki.
Rani, kahan ho tum, kab say msg kar rahi hon. Call be nahi attend kartay. Bussy ho.
Main, nahi wo baji kay sath pizza kha raha tha.
Rani, hmm pizza, mere liye nahi ley kar aey. Mujay be khana hai,
Main, wo tu khatam hogiya, dou char slice hongay abhi.
Rani, main bacha kucha khaney wali koi fakeerni lagti hon, mujay abhi ja kar fresh pizza pie la kar dou.
Main, acha ley ata hon , toppings mein kia khaou gi.
Rani, hmm jo tumara dil karay wohi ley ana. Bas akar apney hathoun say khila deyna.
Main, acha main ley kar ata hon.
Main nay ek bar phir say bike nikali aur chala giya pizza lenay, main rani ko kisi
Be baat say inkar nahi kar sakta hon, mere moun say rani kay liye na nikalti he
Nahi hai.
Khair main nay pizza pick kia aur wapas ghar. Upar chachi kay ghar giya,
Darwaza sonia nay khula.
Sonia, bhai pizza wow yeh mere liya hai.
Main, g apke liye hai, rani nay magwaya tha.
Sonia, kabhi humari be farmaish puri kar diya karo , par ap ko rani kay samne
Sonia kahan nazar ati hai, hum tu chote log hain g Rani, agay tum, soni tu kia darwazay pay he khardi ho gayei hai, jaou kitchen say
Plaets aur glass ley kar aou.
Sonia, bhai apke khaou gay na humarey sath, ap Shazi baji ko be ley atay na wo tu
Ab upar ka rasta he bhool gayei hain,
Main, hum dono nay kha liya hai, yeh bas tum dono kay liye hai,
Rani, ajaou beth jaou humarey pass be,
Main, nahi ap khaou, main baad mein ata hon. Abhi kuch kaam hai.
Sonia, kia bhai, ap tu mujay apni bestfriend kehtay ho par bestfriend kay liye no time. Ab tu kahin ley kar
Be nahi jatay ap.
Main, acha tum plan banalou, jahan kahou gi ley jaounga,
Is bar bas hum aur tum jaein gay, rani ko ghar he rehnay dou.
Sonia, hahaha good joke, ap aur rani baji kay bina kahin chalay jaou, aj tak tu
Aysa hota nahi dekha, chalou dekhtay hain, apni baat pay qayam rehna and i am serious.
Rani, ley jaou bhai is ko tu abhi kahin ley jaou, dooor jungleoun mein kahin phank aou isay.
Main, sonia tu meri sab say pyari behan hai, isay awein jungle mein phank aoun.
Rani, thats right, thanx bhai, you are sooo sweet. Humari dosti kabhi kam nahi
Hogi. Jalne waloun ka moun kala. Hehe
Main, bahot shararti ho gayei ho tum, acha pizza khaou thanda ho jaey ga, main baad mein ata hon. Bye
Bye.
Sonia. Bye bhai thanx for the hot pizza.
Main nichay agay, Shazi baji, bethi tv dekh rahi thei,
Shazi baji, tum kahan chalay gay thay. Ajaou koi movie dekhtay hain.
Main, baji garmi bahot lag rahi hai. Aur loung ka ac koi teek say thanda nahi kar
Raha ac chota aur room barda hai, main apke room mein ja raha hon. Ac lagaoun,
Aur waysay be movie ka mood nahi hai,
Shaziya baji, acha teek hai.
Main baji kay room mein giya ac on kia, aur baji kay bed pay late giya. Mere room
Mein ac ha jo nahi tu summer mein main zayda time baji kay room mein he
Guzarta hon. Mobile pay songs laga kar , songs sunay laga. Ankhein band thei
Meri. Phir baji nay chori say akar mera gal chuma.
Meri ankhein khul gayei.
Main, baji ap
Shaziya baji, kyoun main apni jaan kay pas nahi asakti, bhai ap key bina kuch be
Karne ko maza nahi ata. Movie mein dil he nahi lag raha tha tu, agaye mein be apke pas,
Main upar hokar bed say take laga kar beth giya, baji be mere sath bed par beth
Gayei take laga kar.
Main, tu main ajata hon , agar apne movie dekhni hai tu.
Shaziya baji, movie nahi mujay apney bhai ko khush dekhna hai, tum phir yeh
Devdas bankay kyoun bethay ho. Wajah tum bataou gay nahi, par Rani kay liye he
Udas ho na. Kia ap rani ko muj say be zayda pyar karte ho bhai.
Baji nay bahot he udas chehra bana kar bardi he dil ko cheerne wali awaz mein pucha.
Main, nahi baji aysa kuch be nahi hai. Ap ki jaga tu koi nahi ley sakta na.
Shaziya baji, aur rani ki jaga tu main be nahi ley sakti hai na.
Baji ki ankhoun mein ankhein dal kar dekhnay laga. Yeh baji nay kaysi baat kar
De, rani ki jaga baji kyoun lena chahay gi. Shayad baji ko jealousy feel ho rahi hai kay main rani ko sab say zayda importance deta hon.
Koi be kisi say beinteha mohabbat karta ho aur osay aysa lagay kay jis say wo
Pyar karti hai wo kisi aur say pyar karta hai, dil to tote jaey ga. Aur baji muj say
Bahot zayda pyar karti hai shayad itna pyar kay meri khushi kay liye apni jaan be
Dey day. Tu main baji ko kaysay hurt kar sakta hon. Is liye baji ka topic change karna zaroori hai.
Main, aur ap ki jaga kabhi rani be nahi ley sakti. You are my guardian angel dear sister.
Shaziya baji, haha oho gurdian angel. I like that chalou isi bahaney mein angel jaysi cute hon yeh tu
Mana.
Main, meri behan tu saab say pyari hai.
Shaziya baji, rani say be?
Main baji say aj dosri bar aysi baat sun raha hon. Pehlay baji nay kaha, Shaziya rani
Ki jaga nahi ley sakti. Ab kah rahi hai, rani say be pyari, baji khud ko rani say
Compare kyoun kar rahi hai, aysa kabhi baji nay pehlay tu nahi bola. Yeh kon sa
Naya muqabla start hogiya hai.
Main, saab say pyare tu sab say pyari, ap kis angel say kuji ho.
Shaziya baji, yeh tu hai i’m a beauty from all angels. I am a full package girl.
Hum dono hasne lagay.
Shaziya baji, bhai tum wo kal kon sa joke sun rahay thay main bhool gayei apni
Friend ko sunanay lagi thei par yaad he nahi araha tha.
Main, baji wo os din jo adult joke sunaya tha, par baji wo ap ke sunay wala thorda e hai.
Shaziya baji, main kon see bchoti bachi hon. Grirls be aysay jokes sunati hain,
Sms atay hain hum girls be share karti hain, tumara joke share karnay lagi thei
Par bhool he gayei , tum abhi sunaou tu main apni friends ko send karti hon.
Main, mere mobile mein save hain sab, main forward kar deyta hon apko be.
Shaziya baji, haan yeh teek hai, sab matlab aur be hain tumarey pass. Acha mujay
Forward karo. Par pehlay sunaou mujay, jo achay lagein gay bas wo forward karna.
Main, baji ap ko kaysay suna doun, wo bahot zayda gandhay hain, hum boys mein tu chalta hai.
Shaziya baji, hum girls mein be chalta hai, tum sunaou mujay, hum dono be adult
He hain, ab itnay be bachay na banou, chalou sunaou saray one bye one,
Hasnay ka dil be hai aur bore be bahot ho rahi hon.
Main, acha ap kehti ho tu suna deyta hon.
Tu sunou phir.
Molvi : Jo log ghalt kaam karte hain wo kahan jate hain ?
Larki sharmate howay shehar ke log hotel main aur gaon ke log kheeton main jate hain.
Shaziya baji, hahaha, teek hai par itna acha nahi, isay rehnay dou aur koi sunaou.
Main, acha yeh wala sunou ap.
•Lerki Date Per Thi
Ammi Ne Dekh Liya
Ammi Ny Call Ki: Beti
Kahan Ho?
Beti Paper Dene Ayi
Hun
Ammi Zara Dhyan Se,Iss
Paper Ka Result Aya To
Jaan Se Mar Dungi.
Shaziya baji, hahahaha yeh acha hai. Isay send karo.
Main, acha yeh be acha hai yeh sunou ap.
In a party a lady wanted
To go to toilet so
She inquired with a sardar
Papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied u naughty
Pehle tum dikhao.
HAHAHAHA hum dono he hasne lagay.
Shaziya baji, bahot zabardast send karo. Aur koi best wala sunaou.
Main, hmm acha yeh hai ek.
•Miss: Jis bachy ne sabaq thora yad
Kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare Jis
Ne Pora yad kiya wo mere Gaal pe
Bacha:Miss ap mjhe Break me milen
Mujhe puri Kitab Yad hy…
Shaziya baji, hmm bas teek hai, rehnay dou, isay koi aur sunaou.acha sa.
Main, baji baki bahot zayda ganday hain.
Shaziya baji, aray tu main nay kon sa mana kia hai, jokes he tu hain na, tum sunaou phir main friends ko
Forward karti hon.
Main, acha teek hai phir apki marzi.
•Nursery class ka bacha or bachi teacher se:
Miss kya chotey bachon k bachey ho sakty hyn ?
Teacher: No
Bacha Bachi se: dekha tum aisy hi darr rhi thi.
Shaziya baji, hahaha acha hai par, itna nahi, yeh tu bachoun wala he joke hai. Koi aur.
Main, ok yeh sunou phir.
•Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Sardar: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
Mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!
Shaziya baji, hahahaha yeh kuch behtar hai. Isay forward karo.
Main, acha yeh sunou.
Wife: Eik glass pani dedo
Husband: khud uth k pee lo
Wife: De Do na please..
Husband: aub manga tu thapar
Maron ga..
Wife: ajj Saturday night hai
Yaad hai na??
Husband: Janu mathkay say laaun ya
Cooler say??
Kehti ho tu 7up lay atta hun market say..:P:P
Shaziya baji, main samjhi nahi, Saturday night hai matlab.
Main, oho baji, ap be na, Saturday night hai, matlab aaj os ki biwi osay wo karnay dey gi.
Shaziya baji, wo kia
Main, baji, wohi jo miyan biwi kartay hain, tu wife bas Saturday ko karne deyti hai osay.
Shaziya baji, ooh ab samjhi, hahaha, bechara, biwi apni marzi say sirf Saturday ko
Karne deyti hai, phir kabhi dil karay tu nahi kar sakta, hahaha tumari biwi be aysa
He karay gi tumary pass phir kia karo gay.
Main, tu main apke pass ajaoun ga.
Baji is baat pay kuch dayr khamosh ho gayei, kay main nay bola kia hai, mujay be
Samjh nahi aei mazakh mazakh mein mere moun say nikal kia giya hai.
Shaziya baji, acha chordo koi aur sunaou full hasi wala.
Main, acha yeh sunoi.
Girls want attention.
Women want Respect.
Men want both….
Both Girls and Women!! :
Shaziya baji, bakwas is mein kia funny hai, by the way, tum hud say bardi girls pasand hain kay choti.
Main, mujay bardi girls pasand hain.
Shaziya baji, wo kyoun, tumari age kay hisab say tumara match, sonia kay sath
Milta hai, rani kay sath nahi aur jahan tak main janti hon, sonia likes u alot.
Main, mujay tu aysa kabhi nahi laga.
Shaziya baji, tum nay kabhi rani kay siwa kisi aur pay gor kia ho tu pata chalay na ,
Kis kis ko tum achay lagtay ho. Par bardi girls he kyoun.
Main, bardi girls mujay acha lagti hain, attractrive lagti hain, mature lagti hain,
Bas achi lagti hain na, ap samjh jaou.
Shaziya baji, samjh tu kuch kuch arahi hai, agar tum socho yeh jin wajouhat say
Tum hud say bardi girls ko pasand kartey ho. Kuch saloun mein sonia be waysi he
Ho jaey gi, mujay tu wo rani say be pyari lagti hai abhi bas choti hai, os ki figure
Abhi develope nahi hoi hai. Bachpana hai wo be age kay sath chala jaey ga.
Main, tu ap kia kehna chah rahi ho.
Shaziya baji, main kuch be kah lon tumko kon see samjh ajani hai, kabhi akele
Mein gor karna meri is baat pay.
Main, acha karlon ga, chalou phir yeh joke sunou yeh apko paka pasand aey ga.
•Kamar k dard ki 2 hi wajah hain –
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1.Kasrat-e-Sex..
.
Ya
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2.Hasrat-e-Sex..
.
Veena Malik ki kitab
(Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)
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Chaptar: Mardana Kamzori…
IS joke par hum dono pagaloun ki tarha hasne lagay.
Shaziya baji, hahaha, Veena malik ki kitab hahaha soo funny , maza agiya,, isay kehtay hain funny jokes pata nahi kab say kia sunatey ja rahay ho.
Main, haha baji funny hain par ganday be tu hain na, ok yeh sunou its really funny.
Angried Dad: Iss ladki mein aisa kya h
Ai ki thuney shaadi k liye haan kar di.?
Mindblowing ans by son: Dad ye bachpan
Mein angutha bahut achha choosti thi.
Shaziya baji, hahaha yeh kia bakwas hai,, haha, koi hal nahi tum boys ka be.
Main, haha bas boys tu phir boys he hotay hain, ok yeh sunou ap
A Cow said to her Milk Man politely:
Bas Bhi karo na..
Biwi Maike Gayi hai kya..??
Shaziya baji, haha yeh kia baat hoi, biwi kia dude deynay kay liye hoti hai. Haha
Pagal na ho tu, hahaha now this is funny bhai. Tumari biwi be dude wali leykar aoun gi, hahaha
Main, haha very funny, acha yeh wala ap ko pasand aey ga.
Jo apni Grlfrnd ko chand samajhte hai wo kripya dhyan rakhe ki..
Chand par apse pehle 17 or log chadh chuke hai.
IS joke par tu hum zor say hasney lagay itna zor say kay baji haste haste bed say nichay gir gayei,
Shaziya baji, hahaha yeh baho the fit banaya hai kisi nay, hahaha aur bolo apni gf ko chand, hahaa
Main, yeh funny hai kaha tha na acha yeh ek aur hai u will love it.
Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.
Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.
Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.
Judge nay pucha,machar tou urrh gaya
Tou us nay kaha k urrh tu gaya par
Kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
Shaziya baji, matlab os nay machar ko namard bana diya, hahahaha , this is a good one. Bhai.
Itne mein bahar say ami nay awaz de baji ko. Ami kisi rishte dar kay ghar gayei hoi thein, darwaza shayad
Main khula he chord aya tha.
Shaziya baji, tum darwaza nahi lock kar kay aey thay pagal, sara ghar khula howa hai ab ami say mujay
Dant parday gi, acha tum rest karo. Baki baad mein sunloun gi.
Yeh bol kar baji bahar chali gayei room se.
Main aur baji, itne kareeb agay hain yeh 1 din mein he baji mein itna zayda change kaysay agiya, itni
Franknes itni boldnes. Pata nahi shayad baji pay movies ka asar hogiya hai.
Baji kay janay kay kuch dayr baad, rani ki call agayei.
Rani, kahan ho janu, aj tu koi lift he nahi. Na koi msg na koi call.
Main, nahi wo bas aysay he kuch bussy tha, ap sunaou kaysi ho.
Rani, main tu teek hon tum apni sunaou.
Main, fit fat missing you.
Rani, oho. Kia baat hai, i’m also missing my baby. Acha main kab say tum say baat puchnay ko betab hon.
Raat ko kaysa laga.
Main, acha laga tumarey sath nahi tu phir kiske sath acha lagay ga.
Rani, ahan, aur Shazi kay sath maza aya.
Main, haan maza tu aya.
Rani, kiya gand hai na tumari behan ki.
Main, tumari os say be zayda pyari hai.
Rani, meri tu hai he tumarey liye mere raja, par, bataou na baji ki gand mast hai na,
Main, haan baji ki be pyari hai.
Rani, meri tu hai he. Phudi kis ki pasand aei.
Main, tumari afcourse,tumari afcourse, my future wife.
Rani, main tumari abhi baji hon, wife nahi, samjhaya be tha, rani baji bol kay bataou.
Main, g rani baji ap ki phudi bahot pasand aei. Mazey ki hai.
Rani, tight hai na. Kis ki zayda tight hai. Tumari Shazi baji ki kay tumari rani baji ki.
Zabardast,
Itne mein phir msg aiya, rani ka main nay check be nahi kia, phir call aney lagi, main nay nahi reciebe ki,
Rani nay dubara say call ki. Main abhi mobile ko dekh he raha tha kay Shazi baji boli.
Shaziya baji, karlou baat shayad kisi ko emergency ho main zara shower ley lon.
Baji chali gayei, wahan say, main nay call recieve ki.
Rani, kahan ho tum, kab say msg kar rahi hon. Call be nahi attend kartay. Bussy ho.
Main, nahi wo baji kay sath pizza kha raha tha.
Rani, hmm pizza, mere liye nahi ley kar aey. Mujay be khana hai,
Main, wo tu khatam hogiya, dou char slice hongay abhi.
Rani, main bacha kucha khaney wali koi fakeerni lagti hon, mujay abhi ja kar fresh pizza pie la kar dou.
Main, acha ley ata hon , toppings mein kia khaou gi.
Rani, hmm jo tumara dil karay wohi ley ana. Bas akar apney hathoun say khila deyna.
Main, acha main ley kar ata hon.
Main nay ek bar phir say bike nikali aur chala giya pizza lenay, main rani ko kisi
Be baat say inkar nahi kar sakta hon, mere moun say rani kay liye na nikalti he
Nahi hai.
Khair main nay pizza pick kia aur wapas ghar. Upar chachi kay ghar giya,
Darwaza sonia nay khula.
Sonia, bhai pizza wow yeh mere liya hai.
Main, g apke liye hai, rani nay magwaya tha.
Sonia, kabhi humari be farmaish puri kar diya karo , par ap ko rani kay samne
Sonia kahan nazar ati hai, hum tu chote log hain g Rani, agay tum, soni tu kia darwazay pay he khardi ho gayei hai, jaou kitchen say
Plaets aur glass ley kar aou.
Sonia, bhai apke khaou gay na humarey sath, ap Shazi baji ko be ley atay na wo tu
Ab upar ka rasta he bhool gayei hain,
Main, hum dono nay kha liya hai, yeh bas tum dono kay liye hai,
Rani, ajaou beth jaou humarey pass be,
Main, nahi ap khaou, main baad mein ata hon. Abhi kuch kaam hai.
Sonia, kia bhai, ap tu mujay apni bestfriend kehtay ho par bestfriend kay liye no time. Ab tu kahin ley kar
Be nahi jatay ap.
Main, acha tum plan banalou, jahan kahou gi ley jaounga,
Is bar bas hum aur tum jaein gay, rani ko ghar he rehnay dou.
Sonia, hahaha good joke, ap aur rani baji kay bina kahin chalay jaou, aj tak tu
Aysa hota nahi dekha, chalou dekhtay hain, apni baat pay qayam rehna and i am serious.
Rani, ley jaou bhai is ko tu abhi kahin ley jaou, dooor jungleoun mein kahin phank aou isay.
Main, sonia tu meri sab say pyari behan hai, isay awein jungle mein phank aoun.
Rani, thats right, thanx bhai, you are sooo sweet. Humari dosti kabhi kam nahi
Hogi. Jalne waloun ka moun kala. Hehe
Main, bahot shararti ho gayei ho tum, acha pizza khaou thanda ho jaey ga, main baad mein ata hon. Bye
Bye.
Sonia. Bye bhai thanx for the hot pizza.
Main nichay agay, Shazi baji, bethi tv dekh rahi thei,
Shazi baji, tum kahan chalay gay thay. Ajaou koi movie dekhtay hain.
Main, baji garmi bahot lag rahi hai. Aur loung ka ac koi teek say thanda nahi kar
Raha ac chota aur room barda hai, main apke room mein ja raha hon. Ac lagaoun,
Aur waysay be movie ka mood nahi hai,
Shaziya baji, acha teek hai.
Main baji kay room mein giya ac on kia, aur baji kay bed pay late giya. Mere room
Mein ac ha jo nahi tu summer mein main zayda time baji kay room mein he
Guzarta hon. Mobile pay songs laga kar , songs sunay laga. Ankhein band thei
Meri. Phir baji nay chori say akar mera gal chuma.
Meri ankhein khul gayei.
Main, baji ap
Shaziya baji, kyoun main apni jaan kay pas nahi asakti, bhai ap key bina kuch be
Karne ko maza nahi ata. Movie mein dil he nahi lag raha tha tu, agaye mein be apke pas,
Main upar hokar bed say take laga kar beth giya, baji be mere sath bed par beth
Gayei take laga kar.
Main, tu main ajata hon , agar apne movie dekhni hai tu.
Shaziya baji, movie nahi mujay apney bhai ko khush dekhna hai, tum phir yeh
Devdas bankay kyoun bethay ho. Wajah tum bataou gay nahi, par Rani kay liye he
Udas ho na. Kia ap rani ko muj say be zayda pyar karte ho bhai.
Baji nay bahot he udas chehra bana kar bardi he dil ko cheerne wali awaz mein pucha.
Main, nahi baji aysa kuch be nahi hai. Ap ki jaga tu koi nahi ley sakta na.
Shaziya baji, aur rani ki jaga tu main be nahi ley sakti hai na.
Baji ki ankhoun mein ankhein dal kar dekhnay laga. Yeh baji nay kaysi baat kar
De, rani ki jaga baji kyoun lena chahay gi. Shayad baji ko jealousy feel ho rahi hai kay main rani ko sab say zayda importance deta hon.
Koi be kisi say beinteha mohabbat karta ho aur osay aysa lagay kay jis say wo
Pyar karti hai wo kisi aur say pyar karta hai, dil to tote jaey ga. Aur baji muj say
Bahot zayda pyar karti hai shayad itna pyar kay meri khushi kay liye apni jaan be
Dey day. Tu main baji ko kaysay hurt kar sakta hon. Is liye baji ka topic change karna zaroori hai.
Main, aur ap ki jaga kabhi rani be nahi ley sakti. You are my guardian angel dear sister.
Shaziya baji, haha oho gurdian angel. I like that chalou isi bahaney mein angel jaysi cute hon yeh tu
Mana.
Main, meri behan tu saab say pyari hai.
Shaziya baji, rani say be?
Main baji say aj dosri bar aysi baat sun raha hon. Pehlay baji nay kaha, Shaziya rani
Ki jaga nahi ley sakti. Ab kah rahi hai, rani say be pyari, baji khud ko rani say
Compare kyoun kar rahi hai, aysa kabhi baji nay pehlay tu nahi bola. Yeh kon sa
Naya muqabla start hogiya hai.
Main, saab say pyare tu sab say pyari, ap kis angel say kuji ho.
Shaziya baji, yeh tu hai i’m a beauty from all angels. I am a full package girl.
Hum dono hasne lagay.
Shaziya baji, bhai tum wo kal kon sa joke sun rahay thay main bhool gayei apni
Friend ko sunanay lagi thei par yaad he nahi araha tha.
Main, baji wo os din jo adult joke sunaya tha, par baji wo ap ke sunay wala thorda e hai.
Shaziya baji, main kon see bchoti bachi hon. Grirls be aysay jokes sunati hain,
Sms atay hain hum girls be share karti hain, tumara joke share karnay lagi thei
Par bhool he gayei , tum abhi sunaou tu main apni friends ko send karti hon.
Main, mere mobile mein save hain sab, main forward kar deyta hon apko be.
Shaziya baji, haan yeh teek hai, sab matlab aur be hain tumarey pass. Acha mujay
Forward karo. Par pehlay sunaou mujay, jo achay lagein gay bas wo forward karna.
Main, baji ap ko kaysay suna doun, wo bahot zayda gandhay hain, hum boys mein tu chalta hai.
Shaziya baji, hum girls mein be chalta hai, tum sunaou mujay, hum dono be adult
He hain, ab itnay be bachay na banou, chalou sunaou saray one bye one,
Hasnay ka dil be hai aur bore be bahot ho rahi hon.
Main, acha ap kehti ho tu suna deyta hon.
Tu sunou phir.
Molvi : Jo log ghalt kaam karte hain wo kahan jate hain ?
Larki sharmate howay shehar ke log hotel main aur gaon ke log kheeton main jate hain.
Shaziya baji, hahaha, teek hai par itna acha nahi, isay rehnay dou aur koi sunaou.
Main, acha yeh wala sunou ap.
•Lerki Date Per Thi
Ammi Ne Dekh Liya
Ammi Ny Call Ki: Beti
Kahan Ho?
Beti Paper Dene Ayi
Hun
Ammi Zara Dhyan Se,Iss
Paper Ka Result Aya To
Jaan Se Mar Dungi.
Shaziya baji, hahahaha yeh acha hai. Isay send karo.
Main, acha yeh be acha hai yeh sunou ap.
In a party a lady wanted
To go to toilet so
She inquired with a sardar
Papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied u naughty
Pehle tum dikhao.
HAHAHAHA hum dono he hasne lagay.
Shaziya baji, bahot zabardast send karo. Aur koi best wala sunaou.
Main, hmm acha yeh hai ek.
•Miss: Jis bachy ne sabaq thora yad
Kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare Jis
Ne Pora yad kiya wo mere Gaal pe
Bacha:Miss ap mjhe Break me milen
Mujhe puri Kitab Yad hy…
Shaziya baji, hmm bas teek hai, rehnay dou, isay koi aur sunaou.acha sa.
Main, baji baki bahot zayda ganday hain.
Shaziya baji, aray tu main nay kon sa mana kia hai, jokes he tu hain na, tum sunaou phir main friends ko
Forward karti hon.
Main, acha teek hai phir apki marzi.
•Nursery class ka bacha or bachi teacher se:
Miss kya chotey bachon k bachey ho sakty hyn ?
Teacher: No
Bacha Bachi se: dekha tum aisy hi darr rhi thi.
Shaziya baji, hahaha acha hai par, itna nahi, yeh tu bachoun wala he joke hai. Koi aur.
Main, ok yeh sunou phir.
•Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Sardar: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
Mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!
Shaziya baji, hahahaha yeh kuch behtar hai. Isay forward karo.
Main, acha yeh sunou.
Wife: Eik glass pani dedo
Husband: khud uth k pee lo
Wife: De Do na please..
Husband: aub manga tu thapar
Maron ga..
Wife: ajj Saturday night hai
Yaad hai na??
Husband: Janu mathkay say laaun ya
Cooler say??
Kehti ho tu 7up lay atta hun market say..:P:P
Shaziya baji, main samjhi nahi, Saturday night hai matlab.
Main, oho baji, ap be na, Saturday night hai, matlab aaj os ki biwi osay wo karnay dey gi.
Shaziya baji, wo kia
Main, baji, wohi jo miyan biwi kartay hain, tu wife bas Saturday ko karne deyti hai osay.
Shaziya baji, ooh ab samjhi, hahaha, bechara, biwi apni marzi say sirf Saturday ko
Karne deyti hai, phir kabhi dil karay tu nahi kar sakta, hahaha tumari biwi be aysa
He karay gi tumary pass phir kia karo gay.
Main, tu main apke pass ajaoun ga.
Baji is baat pay kuch dayr khamosh ho gayei, kay main nay bola kia hai, mujay be
Samjh nahi aei mazakh mazakh mein mere moun say nikal kia giya hai.
Shaziya baji, acha chordo koi aur sunaou full hasi wala.
Main, acha yeh sunoi.
Girls want attention.
Women want Respect.
Men want both….
Both Girls and Women!! :
Shaziya baji, bakwas is mein kia funny hai, by the way, tum hud say bardi girls pasand hain kay choti.
Main, mujay bardi girls pasand hain.
Shaziya baji, wo kyoun, tumari age kay hisab say tumara match, sonia kay sath
Milta hai, rani kay sath nahi aur jahan tak main janti hon, sonia likes u alot.
Main, mujay tu aysa kabhi nahi laga.
Shaziya baji, tum nay kabhi rani kay siwa kisi aur pay gor kia ho tu pata chalay na ,
Kis kis ko tum achay lagtay ho. Par bardi girls he kyoun.
Main, bardi girls mujay acha lagti hain, attractrive lagti hain, mature lagti hain,
Bas achi lagti hain na, ap samjh jaou.
Shaziya baji, samjh tu kuch kuch arahi hai, agar tum socho yeh jin wajouhat say
Tum hud say bardi girls ko pasand kartey ho. Kuch saloun mein sonia be waysi he
Ho jaey gi, mujay tu wo rani say be pyari lagti hai abhi bas choti hai, os ki figure
Abhi develope nahi hoi hai. Bachpana hai wo be age kay sath chala jaey ga.
Main, tu ap kia kehna chah rahi ho.
Shaziya baji, main kuch be kah lon tumko kon see samjh ajani hai, kabhi akele
Mein gor karna meri is baat pay.
Main, acha karlon ga, chalou phir yeh joke sunou yeh apko paka pasand aey ga.
•Kamar k dard ki 2 hi wajah hain –
.
1.Kasrat-e-Sex..
.
Ya
.
2.Hasrat-e-Sex..
.
Veena Malik ki kitab
(Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)
.
Chaptar: Mardana Kamzori…
IS joke par hum dono pagaloun ki tarha hasne lagay.
Shaziya baji, hahaha, Veena malik ki kitab hahaha soo funny , maza agiya,, isay kehtay hain funny jokes pata nahi kab say kia sunatey ja rahay ho.
Main, haha baji funny hain par ganday be tu hain na, ok yeh sunou its really funny.
Angried Dad: Iss ladki mein aisa kya h
Ai ki thuney shaadi k liye haan kar di.?
Mindblowing ans by son: Dad ye bachpan
Mein angutha bahut achha choosti thi.
Shaziya baji, hahaha yeh kia bakwas hai,, haha, koi hal nahi tum boys ka be.
Main, haha bas boys tu phir boys he hotay hain, ok yeh sunou ap
A Cow said to her Milk Man politely:
Bas Bhi karo na..
Biwi Maike Gayi hai kya..??
Shaziya baji, haha yeh kia baat hoi, biwi kia dude deynay kay liye hoti hai. Haha
Pagal na ho tu, hahaha now this is funny bhai. Tumari biwi be dude wali leykar aoun gi, hahaha
Main, haha very funny, acha yeh wala ap ko pasand aey ga.
Jo apni Grlfrnd ko chand samajhte hai wo kripya dhyan rakhe ki..
Chand par apse pehle 17 or log chadh chuke hai.
IS joke par tu hum zor say hasney lagay itna zor say kay baji haste haste bed say nichay gir gayei,
Shaziya baji, hahaha yeh baho the fit banaya hai kisi nay, hahaha aur bolo apni gf ko chand, hahaa
Main, yeh funny hai kaha tha na acha yeh ek aur hai u will love it.
Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.
Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.
Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.
Judge nay pucha,machar tou urrh gaya
Tou us nay kaha k urrh tu gaya par
Kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
Shaziya baji, matlab os nay machar ko namard bana diya, hahahaha , this is a good one. Bhai.
Itne mein bahar say ami nay awaz de baji ko. Ami kisi rishte dar kay ghar gayei hoi thein, darwaza shayad
Main khula he chord aya tha.
Shaziya baji, tum darwaza nahi lock kar kay aey thay pagal, sara ghar khula howa hai ab ami say mujay
Dant parday gi, acha tum rest karo. Baki baad mein sunloun gi.
Yeh bol kar baji bahar chali gayei room se.
Main aur baji, itne kareeb agay hain yeh 1 din mein he baji mein itna zayda change kaysay agiya, itni
Franknes itni boldnes. Pata nahi shayad baji pay movies ka asar hogiya hai.
Baji kay janay kay kuch dayr baad, rani ki call agayei.
Rani, kahan ho janu, aj tu koi lift he nahi. Na koi msg na koi call.
Main, nahi wo bas aysay he kuch bussy tha, ap sunaou kaysi ho.
Rani, main tu teek hon tum apni sunaou.
Main, fit fat missing you.
Rani, oho. Kia baat hai, i’m also missing my baby. Acha main kab say tum say baat puchnay ko betab hon.
Raat ko kaysa laga.
Main, acha laga tumarey sath nahi tu phir kiske sath acha lagay ga.
Rani, ahan, aur Shazi kay sath maza aya.
Main, haan maza tu aya.
Rani, kiya gand hai na tumari behan ki.
Main, tumari os say be zayda pyari hai.
Rani, meri tu hai he tumarey liye mere raja, par, bataou na baji ki gand mast hai na,
Main, haan baji ki be pyari hai.
Rani, meri tu hai he. Phudi kis ki pasand aei.
Main, tumari afcourse,tumari afcourse, my future wife.
Rani, main tumari abhi baji hon, wife nahi, samjhaya be tha, rani baji bol kay bataou.
Main, g rani baji ap ki phudi bahot pasand aei. Mazey ki hai.
Rani, tight hai na. Kis ki zayda tight hai. Tumari Shazi baji ki kay tumari rani baji ki.
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