Subah ka samay tha ..kal ke ghatna ke baad .. mai accha feel kar raha tha..
Subh meri neend phir tooti per is baar thoda ajeeb tha...isbar.. chanda ka hath mere chati pe tha..aur uski tange mere upar..
Jisse uski nangi gori kulhe saaf saaf dikh rahe the..
Mai..apne aap pe kabbu rakh ke.. room ke bahar nikal ta hu. Lekin usse pehle.. chanda ke mathe pe ek kiss kar leta hu..
Chanda. Bhi mere kiss se muskura deti hai..
Mai..man me accha ji to ye natak hai..
Aur muskurate hue . Room ke bahar nikal jata hu .
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Humara ghar .. naya bana hai .jise babuji ne baad me banaya...
Mere hisse purani haweli aai thi..
Aisa nahi tha ki khandhar tha..sab sahi tha..bus .. kyu ki mahal Jayda bada tha aur thoda bahar tha..
Naya mahal jisme kaka rahte hai..wo naya bana tha wo humare ghar ke najdeek hai..
Chanda aur mai pehle wahi rahte the lekin mata aur bauji ke jane ke baad hum kaka ke kahne pe gao me hi Bane ghar me rahne lage..
Bike khojne pe pata laga ki kal Kunal le gaya tha..
Phir mujhe kaki ke sath hue us ghante ke din yaad aaye .. aah sala ye Kunal bhi na ...
Mai aise hi tahalte hue purne mahal ki or nikal jata hu.
Purane mahal me surili rahti hai.. apne pati kalu..ke sath.
Sath me
Ek aur naukar rahta hai..
Bablu..
Aur uski..bibi.. sarmili..
Kanchan humare ghar pe rahti hai .
Kyu ki wo humesa chanda se chipki raha karti hai..use purani haweli jab Jana hota hai .to wo sirf humre sath Jaya karti hai .
Apni baapu se wo humesa khafa rahti hai..
New character...
Kalu.. naukar..
Surili.. kalu ki patni..
Kanchan... Kalu aur surili ki beti..
Bablu.....kalu ka dost..
Sarmili.. bablu..ki bibi..
In dono ka ek beta hai.. heera..
Heera.. kanchan se chota hai..per height aur...dimag se kam hai...
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Purani haveli..pe sab kuch sahi tarike se hai..
Bus uska istemal.. anaj aur khailhan ke kaamo ke liye Jayda hota hai..
Rahne ka aaj bhi chjee sahi dhang se rakhi hai hai..
Mai.. jaise hi andar ghusta hu..
To darwaza khula dekh achambhit ho jata hu..
Mai.. dawe pao andar jata hu..
Dekhta hu..andar meri bike lagi hai..
Aur koi hai hi nahi..
Gate laga ke jab servent quater ki or jata hu...to andar. ... Surili..aur sarmili .. kalu aur bablu.ke sath nangi ek bed pe soi hui thi..
Mai.. in kamino ka kuch nahi ho sakta ..
Waha se nikal ke .Mai..
Apni kamre ki or jata hu..tabhi mujhe ek parchai..dikhti hai .
Are sala ye to heera hai...
Ye kar kya Raha hai..
Heera is bakt room me jhak raha tha .
Mai us kamre me dusri taraf ke khidki se dekhta hu..
To andar..
Kunal. Ek ladki ke sath laga hua tha..
Mai..sala..iske bhi par nikla hua tha..
Tabhi heera ki najar mujh pe padti hai..wo dar ke mare daudta hua .
Bhagne lagta hai .
Mai. Ruk madarchod..
Mer awaz sun andar Kunal ki gaand fat jati hai .
Kunal.. rena..jaldi kapde pehan ..bhaiya aa gaye hai .
Reena jaldi kapde pehan ke..
Khud ko sahi karti hai . Tab Kunal use room se nikal ke bahar le ke jane lagta hai ..
Tabhi Mai..heera ko pakad ke andar le ke aata hu..
Mai..chal thik se..
Heera ...maafi malik..bhaiya ne kaha karne ko ..dekho 100 rupiya bhi diye rahe malik..
Humari koi kasoor nahi .
Tabhi meri nazar us ladki aur Kunal pe padti hai .
Mai heera ko chod .
Use bolta hu... Sun chai banne aati hai ..
Heera.. kuch der soch ke..
Ji bana lenge..
Mai ek thappad maar ke.. apni Amma ko bol..
Sun madarchod agar agli baar is haweli me kisi ke kamre me jhaka to kaat ke Nadi me baha dunga..
Meri thapad se heera kapne lagta hai ..
Wo girta padta servent quater ki or chala jata hai .
Kunal aur wo ladki..wahi..khadi...thi sar jhuka ke..
Mai.. chlo andar baat karte hai .
Kunal..Bhai..I am sorry...
Mai..kis liye.. sorry...
Kunal. .wo.. Mai andar drawing room me ghus .ke..
Sofe pe baith jata hu...
Mai..baitho dono..
Ladki.. bhaiya we are sorry...hume apke ghar me ye sab nahi karna cahiye tha..
Mai.. uth ke Kunal ko ek thappad jor se lagata hu..
Kunal ..wahi baith ke rone lagta hai..
Aur turant meri tange pakad leta hai..
Kunal..bhaiya bauji ko mat bataiye ga..
Wo jaan maar denge .
Mai... Kya batana hai babu ji ko..aur haua kya hai..
Kunal..wo jo abhi kamre me..
Mai.. tujhe samajh nahi aaya maine tujhe kyu mara..
Kunal.. kyu??
Mai phir ek thappad marne lagta hu .
Tabhi beech me rok..
Ke..
Chutiye . Tumhari mehnat ki koi behan chod..khidki se dekh raha tha.
Aur koi nahi..naukar dekh raha tha..
Tere man me is ladki ke liye izzat hai ki nahi..
Aur jab andar ghusa mahal me to main darwaza band kyu nahi kiye..
Sala...naukar tak ko andar tabhi ane deta hu ..
Jab ya to mai .ya chanda aati hai .
Aur tu dono sambhog kar rahe the .aur ghar ka naukar ghar ke malik ke kamre me jhak raha ho..
Wo to wo dimag ka kaam nahi..nahi to Aaj murder ho jata ...
Meri baat sun Kunal..aur wo ladki . Ghabra jate hai .
Ladki.. Kunal ki or gusse se dekhti hai .wahi..Kunal..saram se gada ja raha tha..
Tabhi..sarmili aur bablu.. daud ke andar aate hai .
Sath me ek bottle me chai..aur..teen cup bhi le ke aate hai .
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Thodi der pehle..
Heera kapta hua girta padta servent quater ki or jata..
Hai..
Heera..Amma ...bacha lo Amma..
Sarmili.. jaldi se apni kapde sahi kar ke room me bahar aati hai .kya hua..kutta piche pad gya .
Tabhi uske laal gaal dekh ke ..
Kisne mara mere bete ko..
Bablu.. kon mara re..kaun hai..bol.
Heera ..chotte malik.
Kalu.. chote malik..kaha .
Heera .. haveli.me..
Surili .hua .kya .
Heera... Wo .subah..Kunal . bhiya phone kiye. Kiran wo haveli me aana cahte hai .
Phir ....
Hum undo ke room me jhak rahe the .tabhi..chote malik aa gye..
Kalua.... Chatak..harami.. jaan se marwana hi .hum log ..ko..
Bablu bhi fire hogaya..
Surili .ki to sabse band hogi..sarmili..jaldi se uski chati thok ke sant karwati hai ..
Heera..wo malik chai mange hai ..
Sarmili ..jaldi kitchen me Jake ek thermos me bhar ke mahal ki or jati hai .
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Bablu .jaldi mere pair me gir jata hai..
Malik ..wo mand buddi hai...
Maaf kardo malik..
Please...
Mai.. chal uth baap ke Umar ke ho aap aise mat karo..aur samjha do ainda se aisa kiya .to gaand me lathi daal seek kabab bana dunga..
Mere Aisa bolne se wo ladki hasne lagti hai .
Mai.. unsab ko waha se bhej ke ..
Kunal se bolta hu ...
Thik Mai jata hu .tumlog enjoy Karo..Mai khana bnnae ko niche bol deta hu .
Kya khye ga .
Kunal..
Ladki .has ke .. kabab..
Mai bhi uski comic time pe has deta hu .
Mai.. protection hai na..
Aur ek condom.. nikal ke wahi rakh deta hu..
Kunal..Bhai..apka hume nahi hoga .
Mai.. sach me..phir Kunal ko dekh ek..
Sorry ..
Kah ke bahr nikal jata hu..
Jate hue bolta hu..
Remember the rule..
No. Naukar allowed inside..
Aur ha khana..Mai darwaze se le Lena..
Mere jane ke baad ..
Reena... Yaar tere Bhai to bahut acche hai..hume kuch kaha bhi nahi...
Kunal..khak acche hai .
Reena Aisa na bol..
Kunal.. tuje pata hai . Wo heera tere karan Bach gya .
Agar chanda didi hoti aur wo jhank raha hota .tu janti nahi wo kitne harami hai..
Mere ek dost ne galti se koi aur ladki samjh chanda didi ki odhni kichi thi..
Uska wo hath aaj tak thik se kaam nahi karta..
Dahsat thi inki..school me..
Jab se ye school se bahr nikle.hai..
Tab se ab tak..sab chanda didi ko ke upar ek comment bhi nahi karte ..
Isi liye maine 10 le baad sahar me naam likhwa liya..
Reena..wow...so he is only being soft only to showoff.
Kunal.. na..ais nahi hai..
Wo bus..aise hi hai .. socho kool Banne ke chakkar me apne naap ka condom de rahe the..
Protection hai na..
Reena .to isme kya hai .. kya chota hai unka tumse.. aur hasne lagti hai .
Kunal...pagal hai kya .
Agar wo ek baar dal denge .to apne future husband ko ye bhi bol nahi paye gi ki ..cycle chlate bakt Tut gya..
Ye sun Reena bolti hai .
Matlab..
Kunal.. matlab..hatho jaisa hai unka..
Sambhal nahi paye gi...
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Mai. Sarmili ko kabab banne ke liye bol ke ...haweli se nikal jata hu...
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