Incest Mard ka bachcha.

[janu2016]

Gajab ki chal rahi h kahani dost

 

[Iron Man]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 32.

Subah Lallu ki nind khuli.
Uth kr apne niyam k anushar nadi kinare ja kr baith gya.
Fir Surya Uday k baad Lallu udhar se fresh ho kr khet ki or chala gya jaha kal ka fasal katai k baad rakha gya tha.
Waha kuch der kaam dekh kr wapas ghar aa gya.

Sunil- kya baat hai beta. Aaj kafi der laga di aane mai.
Lallu- wo kaka aaj jara khet chala gya tha. Kal wo fasal katai hui thi wo khalihan mai rakhwa diya tha to usi ko dekhne gya tha.

Papa- wahh tum ye sab kaam bhi karte ho. Very good. Mujhe to pta hi nahi tha mera beta ab bada ho gya hai.

Dadu- Lallu beta. Aaj kuch mehman aane wale hai to dekh aangan mai kaisi taiyari hai. Or ab kahi jana nahi.

Lallu- thik hai dadu. Waise kaun aa rahe hai.

Sunil- tumhare bhaiya ko dekhne ladki wale aa rahe hain.
Lallu- wow ye baat to pahle batana tha na. Lallu bhagta hua aangan chala gya.

Sab husne lage.


Aangan mai ladkiya Raghav ko bich mai baithaye use chedne mai lagi hui thi.

Lallu- are mere bhaiya ko tum log q tang kr rahe ho.
Roma- aa gya bhaiya ka chemcha.

Lallu- mai unka sirf pyara bhai hu. Aap logo ko to aaj khush hona chahiye ki aaj bhaiya ki sadi taiy ho gya to kitna maja aane wala hai.

Ritu- sadi tay hai bas wo date pakki karne aa rahe hain.

Lallu Ritu ki awaj sun piche ghum kr dekha.

Lallu- kaki ab kaisi tabiyat hai aap ki.
Lallu Ritu k pas aata bola.

Ritu- thik hai ab. ( Ritu bura sa muh banati boli.)

Lallu ka muh latak gya.
Kajal dur se ye sab dekh rahi thi.

Thodi der mai mehman aa gye.

Fir kya tha sab lag gye unke aaw Bhagat mai.

Lallu to sirf aangan se dalan pr chai pani nasta yahi sab pahuchane mai laga hua tha.

Ritu jaisa pahle hi batai thi ki sadi pahle se tay tha ye log sirf date fix karne aaye the.
Pandit ko bula kr date fix kiya gya.

Date bhi ek week baad ka nikala. Aage subh muhurt nahi tha.
Samay kam tha or kaam jyada.
Mehman sab saam tak ruke fir apne ghar chale gye.

Yaha sab bahut khus the. Ek week baad hi sadi thi. Ghar mai khusiyo ka mahol tha. Sab k chehre pr khushiya dekhte hi banti thi.

Saam mai sabhi khusi se isi bare mai bate karte hue khana pina kr sone ko chal diye.
Lallu apne khatiya pr hi leta hua tha.

Sab apne kamre mai chale gye sone.

Thodi der mai Ragini bahar nikal kr nalka pr gai.
Tabhi light chali gai.
Ragini ko andhere mai bahut dar lagta tha.
Wo waha se wapas aa kr Lallu k pas pahuchi.
Ragini- Lallu beta so gye kya.
Lallu- nahi kaki kya hua batao. Koi kaam tha.
Ragini- Lallu beta ye light chali gai. Mujhe andhere se dar lagta hai tumhe to pta hai. Kya tum thoda nalka pr chaloge. Mujhe bathroom jana hai.

Lallu- thik hai kaki chalo.

Lallu aage or uske piche Ragini nalka tak aa gye.
Lallu- lo kaki ho aao bathroom se.
Ragini- beta tu jana nahi. Yahi rahna.
Lallu- kaki mai yahi hu. Aap ho kr aao.

Fir rigini apna sari utha kr kachhi niche khich mutane ko baith gai.

Andhere mai bhi Ragini ki gori badi si gand chamak rahi thi.
Lallu ko to dekh kr hi baburaw salami dene laga.
Lallu ka man kar raha tha ki piche se jai or kaki ki is badi si gand ko kha jai muh laga kr.

Ragini jab mutt rahi thi to badi madhur awaj fijja mai ghul rahi thi.

Lallu ka baburaw jiske muh ab khun lag chuka tha wo to pagal hua para tha. Bar bar thumak thumak kr apni manodasha Lallu ko bta raha tha.

Ragini mut kr khadi ho gai. Apne makhmali gand ko fir se sari se dhak li.
Lallu jhat se piche ghum gya.

Ragini hath pair dho kr waha se aangan mai aa gai.

Ragini- Lallu beta ab night to pta nahi kab aayega. Kya tum mere sath aaj so jaoge.

Lallu- ye bhi koi kahne ki baat hai. Aap jab bhi kahenge mai aap k sath so jaunga.

Fir dono Ragini k kamre mai aa gaye.

Fir dono bed pr let gaye.

Lallu ko to nind hi nahi aa raha tha. Ek to naya bed upper se abhi jo Ragini apna matka dikha di thi.
Ragini thodi der mai kharatte lete hue so gai.
Lallu waise hi leta hua aankhe band kiye sone ki kosis kr raha tha.
Pta nahi kab tak wo yu hi jaga raha.
Aadhi raat ko achanak Lallu ki nind khuli.
Light aa gya tha.
Ragini ki sari uske jangho tk upper aa gya tha or wo ek hath or ek pair Lallu k upper rakhe Lallu ko baho mai bhar kr maje se chipki so rahi thi.

Lallu ko ye dekh kr nind hi urr gai.

Lallu ka danda bilkul sidha khada ho kr Ragini k jangho k niche daba hua tha.

Lallu bahut bechain ho raha tha.

Jab Lallu se nahi raha gya to wo Ragini k jangho ko pakad kr apne upper se hata diya or fir uske hath ko hatane laga to Ragini or kash kr Lallu se chipak gai.

Lallu k chati mai Ragini ki badi badi chuchiya dab kr pish raha tha.

Lallu ghum kr Ragini ko apne baho mai le liya or use apne se chipka liya.

Lallu se ab bardast nahi hua to wo Ragini k chehre ko dekhta hua uske mathe pr apne tapte hoth rakh diya.
Ragini sote hue hi muskuda uthi.

Lallu ko bada pyar Aaya.

Wo Ragini k balo ko sahlata use apne baho mai liye aankh band kr sone ki kosis karne laga.

Subah jab Ragini ki nind khuli to wo Lallu ki baho mai thi.
Dono ek dusre se chipke hue the.
Ragini ko baht sarm aaya.
Wo lallu k hatho ko hata kr uthane lagi to dekhti hai ki uski sari uske kamar se thoda hi niche tak tha or piche se to bilkul utha hua tha.
Ragini ek najar Lallu pr dalti apni sari sahi kar li.
Jab wo sari sahi kr k Lallu k pas se thoda hat kr dur hui to jo dekhti hai wo dekh kr to ek pal k liye use laga ki uski sas hi ruk jaigi.

Lallu ka dhoti uske kamar se khul gya tha or abhi subah subah uska danda apne pure jauban pr khada tha.

Ragini ki sase tej ho gai Lallu k laude ko dekh kr.
Ragini ko niche apne kachhi mai gilapan ka ehsas hua to wo or sarma gai.

Ragini- hayy ramm ye jis pr chadh jaiga wo to mar hi jaigi. Kaise jhelegi iski wife ise.

Ragini bahut aahista se uth ke Lallu k upper uska dhoti dal di.
Fir bed se utar kar apne kamre se bahar aa gai.
Bahar Kajal or Ritu pahle se uthi hui thi.

Fir Ragini fresh hone chali gai.

Subah Lallu thoda der se utha.

Bahar y kr aangan mai khatiye pr baith gya.
Lallu- maa… chai.
Kajal- kaha tha tu. Abhi so kr utha hai kya.
Lallu- ha maa. Majhli kaki k room mai soya tha. Raat light chali gai to uhne dar lag raha tha.
Kaki boli sath sone ko to wahi so gya tha ja kr.

Ritu chai le kr Lallu ko de di.

Sadi ka ek week tha to ab sab k juban pr sirf sadi ki hi bate thi.
Maa or kaki to sadi ki bato mai lagi thi.
Salini kaki or Ragini kaki rasoi mai thi.
Bhaiya bahar ghumne gye the.
Mai bhi chai pi kr fresh hone chala gya.

Fresh ho kr aaya to dadu sabhi kaka or papa sabhi log aangan mai baithe chai pi rahe the.
Dadu- Lallu beta kya baat hai aaj subah nahi utha tha kya.
Lallu dadu k sath baithata hua.
Lallu- kaha dadu. Raat late se soya tha to abhi abhi nind khuli.

Papa- ghar mai ab kaam hai to tumhe nind aa raha hai.
Sunil- beta aaj sab ko le kr bazar jana hai.
Samay kam hai to ladies party ko le kr dono bhai bazar se marketing kr lo. Waise bhi ek bar mai to ho nahi payega.
Kya kahte ho.

Lallu- jaisa aap kahe kaka.

Lallu- kaka kab jana hai bazar.
Anil- beta khana pina ho jai jaldi se fir chale jana.

Lallu- thik hai kaka. Waise kaka kya sab lena hai or kaha se lena hai.

Sunil- kapde ka to do dukan tum dekh hi rakhe ho.
Lallu- do kaha kaka. Ek hi dukan to gye the us din wo bhi chota readymade ka dukan tha.

Sunil- hahaha, mai pahle din mere sath gye the uska baat nahi kr raha. Sonam beta k sath dusre din gye the uska bata raha hu.
Wo showroom to bada hai na.
Lallu- ohh to wo uncle aap ko bta diye.
Sunil- batata kaise nahi. Wo to wo uska baap bhi batata.

Lallu- achcha or dusra.
Sunil- dusra dukan uske bhai ka hai us se kahna to wo dikha dega.

Banki tum logo ka jaha dil kare or kapde achha lage wala lena.

Lallu- thik hai kaka.

Fir aise hi bate hone lagi.

Dadu- Ram apne bahno k yaha tum hi chale jao. Un dono ko sath hi le kr aana. Ab samay nahi raha.

Papa- papa maine call kr diya hai dono ko ki taiyari kr k rahe. Mai aaj hi chala jaunga or kal aa jaunga.


Fir sab dalan pr chale gye.

Samay kam or kaam jyada tha. Sabhi ristedaron k yaha ye subh samachar dena tha. Vivah ka marketing karna tha or kheti bhi dekhna tha.

Anil kaka, sunil kaka or papa ko bahar ka kaam mila or chote kaka ko kheti ka.

Papa ko to do din bua ko lane mai hi lagna tha. Wo apna taiyari mai lag gye.

Lallu aanagn aa kr sab ko khane ki taiyari jaldi karne ko bata diya qki market jana tha.
Lallu apne bahno ko bhi ja kr bata diya.
Sabhi bahne bhi maa or kaki logo k sath lag gai jaldi se khana taiyar karne mai.

Khana ho jane k baad papa to chale gye dono bua ko lane. Or dono bade chacha bhi ristedaron mai nyota dene chale gye.

Lallu- kaki yaha ghar pr kaun rahega. Kya sab ka jana sahi hai.

Ritu- abhi din hai to hum sabhi ja hi sakte hai beta. Ha agar raat hota to fir yaha kisi ko rahna padta.

Lallu- fir sab taiyar ho jaiye.

Awesome update

 

[Chunmun]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 72.



Indra Gandhi international airport, New Delhi.


Abhi abhi ek international plane land kiya tha. Jis karan abhi yaha bahar kafi bhid thi videshi logo ki.

Is bhir mai kuch jane pahchane chehre bhi the jo apne sathi ko dhundh rahe the.

Boss- Kya hua tum ne to kaha tha ki tumhara aadmi pahle se hi India mai hai or sabhi intjam kr rakha hai. Abhi ab lene bhi nahi aaya.

Budha- Aa raha hoga. Ek minute call kr k puchta hu.

Budha- Hello, kaha mar gye. Abhi tak aaye q nahi. Hum sabhi bahar tumhara intjar kr rahe hai.

Budha Archaeologist bhunbhulata hua call cut kr diya.
Boss- Kya hua. Kaha hai tumhara banda.

Budha- Aa gya hai. Main entrance pr hai.

Thodi der mai do gadi aa kr un logo k samne ruki

Sabhi un gadiyo mai baith gye.

Boss- Kya naam hai tumhara. Hamare rahne ka kya intjam kiye ho.

Budhe ka head guard- Sirr.. mera naam Paul hai. Maine yaha delhi k bahar ek farmhouse le rakha hai aap sab k rahne k liye.

Boss- Paul, good. Hum sabhi farmhouse mai rahenge lekin tum apne sathi k sath kahi or kamra le kr rahna. Jis se kisi ko hum pr suck na ho.

Paul- Hum aise hi karenge Boss.

Sabhi bate karte hue farmhouse pahuch gye.

Boss- Achhi jagah hai ye. Sahar k ghir se dur hai. Paul, hume yaha k kuch politician or police walo ki kamjori, unki koi dukhti rag ka pta lagana hai. Ye hamare kaam ka aham hissa hoga. Jis se agar kahi hume koi rukawat aaye apne kaamo mai to unhe blackmail kr apna kaam nikal sake.

Paul- Ho jaiga.

Boss- Yaha k local gundo se bhi sampark banao. Unhe hi to hamara kaam karna hai.
Paul- ye maine pahle hi kr liya hai.

Boss- un logo se tum hi sampark mai rahoge. Ab tum apne thikane pr jao. Jab jarurat hogi tumhe call kr bula liya jaiga.

Paul apne sathi k sath chala gya. Boss or unke sathiyo k liye Paul ne farmhouse mai pahle hi do kiraye ka gadi rakh diya tha.


Paul k jane k bad Boss uska security head k sath budhe archeologist k pas aa gya.

Boss- ab hume ye pta lagana hai ki kaha pr ye ghatna hone wala hai. Kya sab likha hai us patte pr jara khul kr batao.

Budha- Jyada kuch nahi bas itna hi likha hai ki surya grahan k samay puja larne se sangam se ek matka niklega jis mai Amrit hoga. Jo yah amrit pa lega wah amar ho jaiga. Is patte mai bas itna hi likha hai.

Boss- Sangam kaha hai india mai. Kitni jagah hai ye.

Budha- Ek hi jagah hai ye Ilahabad mai.

Boss- fir hum sabhi ko wahi chalna chahiye. Yaha delhi mai kya karna hai. Waise bhi surya grahan mai ab jyada din nahi hai.

Us ne apne security head ko dekh kr bola.

Security head apna gardan hilata hua waha se bahar ko chala gya.

Boss- Us box mai kya likha hai. Jis mai ye patta rkha hua tha.

Budha- K..ku..kuch n..na...nahi.

Boss- Such such btaoge ya or khatirdari karwana chahte ho. Sayad tum ne abhi tak mujhe pahchana nahi.

Budha-Us mai..mai ku..kuch nahi likha hai.

Boss uth kr ek chamre k bag se wo box nikal kr use achhe se muaina karne laga.

Boss- aisa ho hi nahi sakta hai. Tum hume puri jankari nahi de rahe ho. Ye jo kuch tumne bataya hai ye aadhi adhuri baat hai. Ya to khud se bata do ya fir taiyar raho anjam bhugatne k liye. Is box ko mai yahi kisi se dikha lunga.

Budha- nahi nahi mujhe maaf kr dijiye mai abhi us box ko sahi se dekha hi nahi hai. Mujhe mauka hi nahi mila use dekhne ka. Jab tak us box ko dekhta ki aap k aadmi aa kr hum se wo chin liye the.

Boss- to fir der q kr raha hai ye box tumhare samne rakha hai ise dekh kr bata kya likha hai is mai.

Budha apni wheel chair ghasit kr table k pas laya or fir apne bag se glass nikal ke us box ka janch karne laga.
Kafi der us box ki gahan janch karne k bad wo apne sar pr aaye pasine ko saaf karta hua bola.
Budha- Abhi kuch nahi ho sakta hai. Hume abhi intjar karna padega.
Is mai likha hai ki wo grahan tabhi faldai hota hai jab kumbh bhi lag raha ho or is mai do books k bare mai bhi likha hai. Jab tak hume wo do books ka pta nahi lagega hum kuch nahi kr payenge.

Boss- ab ye kya naya backwash kr rahe ho tum. Ab ye kumbh kya hai or do books kaha se aa gya is mai.

Budha- is box mai jo likha hai wo maine bta diya hai aap ko. Is se jyada mujhe nahi pta.
Wo budha dar se kampta hua bola.

Boss- shitt ab kya kare fir.
Budha- pahle books dhundhna hai fir kumbh tak intjar karna padega.

Boss- Books kaun sa hai. Ye kaha milega.

Budha- ye book nasik mai kisi maha purohit k yaha hai. Hume sab se pahle ab is book ko dhundhna hoga.

Boss sofa se uth kr bechaini mai apne ek ka ko muthi bana kr dusre hath k hatheli pr marta idhar se udhar chahalkadmi karne laga tha.

Fir us ne mobile nikal kr kahi call mila kr baat karne laga.

Thodi der mai hi waha us Boss ka security head bhi aa gya.

Head- kya baat hai sir. Aap ne jaldi mai q bulaya.

Boss gusse mai gun nikal kr budhe ko goli mar di.
Boss- Is fale ne hume sahi jankari nahi di. Aadhi adhuri jankari de kr hume bhatkane ki kosis ki hai. Abhi ab hume yaha se wapas chalna chahiye apne mulk. Waha ja kr hi hum chain se ek bar fir naye sire se plan karenge ki aage kya karna hai.

Head- aisa kya ho gya itni der mai hi boss. Sab thik to chal raha tha.
Boss- Nahi...nahi ye fala hum se bahut kuch chipa gya. Sab nahi bataya tha is ne hume pahle. Abhi bata raha hai ki koi do book hai wo chahiye fir wo Amrit tabhi nikalta hai jab kumbh lagta hai or abhi ye kumbh kya hai ye bhi nahi pta hume.

Boss kamre mai charo or chakkar lagata bol raha tha.
Boss- Abhi hum sab wapas apne country chalte hai. Waha naye sire se sochenge kya karna hai.
Sab k chalne ki taiyari karo.

Fir security head waha se chala gya.


Dusre din ye log wapas apne mulk ko chale gye.


Lallu bua or Lakshmi k sath mandir mai bholenath k puja k liye pravesh kiya.
Aaj kuch jyada hi bhir tha Monday hone k karan. Waha k panda( Pujari) Us umash bhare garmi mai apna tond fulaye pasine se lathpath sabhi ko jaldi jaldi puja kr waha se aage badhte jane ko bar bar kah raha tha.
Ye teeno bhi waha puja kr aage badhte hue jaykara laga rahe the.
Lallu Mahadev ko naman karta hua aankh band kr dono hath jod kr aage badhta ja raha tha.

Kuch chhan bad wo jaise hi apni aankh khola to Lallu jor se uchal pada.
Wo mandir mai na ho kr kahi or ek uche pahar k sab se uchi choti pr khada tha.
Lallu k aas pas kale kale or matmaile se badal idhar udhar Aasman mai tair rahe the.

Lallu apne aas pas ghum kr dekh raha tha.
Wo yaha kaise aa gya. Abhi to wo Bua or Lakshmi k sath puja kr raha tha mandir mein Mahadev ka.

Ye kaisa chamatkar hai. Kaise aa gya hai wo yaha. Mandir mai bua or lakshmi jab mujhe apne sath nahi dekhenge tab kya hoga.

Lallu- He bhagwan. Ye kaisa lila dikha rahe ho. Ye kaha la patla hai mujhe. Aisa kya kr diya maine. Yaha to koi dikh bhi nahi raha hai. Yaha kaise aa gya mai.

Lallu upper dekh kr hath jode bhagwan se faryad kr raha tha.

" Maine laya hai tumhe bachha."
Tabhi Lallu k piche se ek awaj aai.

Lallu- Ohh aap. Aap yaha kya kr rahe hai. Or aap mujhe yaha q laye hai baba.

Lallu apne piche khade ek sadhu ko dekh kr bola.

Baba- Maine kumbh mai tumhe mila tha or ek prashad diya tha tumhe khane ko. Uska parinam dikha to lekin aisa nahi jaisa dikhna chahiye tha. Isi liye mujhe yaha tumhe le kr aana pada.

Lallu- mere to kuch samajh mai hi nahi aaya ki aap kya kah rahe hai baba.

Baba- tumhare under kuch sakti hai jise jagane k liye maine Prasad diya tha tumhe. Jab tum mujhe ghayal mere tant mai laye the yaad hai tumhe.

Lallu- ha yaad hai mujhe.

Baba- tumhare sarir mai jo ye jagah jagah tattoo bane hai ye usi ka karan hai. Tum ne apne sakti ko jan to liya hai lekin use paya nahi. Abhi tak us ko sadha nahi hai. Is liye mujhe yaha aana pada hai. Bahut jald tumhe iski jarurat padne wali hai.

Lallu- q mujhe q iski jarurat padega. Aisa kya hone wala hai.

Baba- ye mai abhi nahi bata sakta tumhe. Bas itna samajh lo ki kuch bahut bura hone wala hai jis se bachne k liye tumhe prayatn karna hai lekin bina sakti k tum kuch bhi nahi kr sakte ho. Tumhe apne sakti ko pana hoga. Or wo bhi jald se jald.

Lallu- mujhe kya karna hai abhi mujhe sirf ye bta dijiye. Mujhe aap ki koi bhi baat samajh nahi aa raha.
Waha mandir mai Bua or Lakshmi mujhe gayab dekh kr padeshan ho rahi hongi.

Baba- kal tum apne gaun ja rahe ho. Waha daily bina absence k subah subah nadi kinare aaoge. Wahi mai bataunga ki tumhe kya karna hai.
Ab tum apni aankhe band karo.

Lallu apni aankh band kr liya.
Kuch hi chano mai wo khud ko mandir mai bua or lakshmi k pas khada tha.
Lakshmi lallu ko hath pakad kr jor jor se hila rahi thi jaise Lallu so raha ho or wo Lallu ko nind se jaga rahi hai.

Lallu- Ha, kya hua.

Lakshmi- Aap ko kya hua hai. Kab se awaj de rahi hu.

Lallu- puja to ho gya yaha. Ab chalo bazar se sab k liye kuch saman kharid lete hai or kuch kha bhi lenge. Log kahte hai ki tirth sthan mai kuch khana jarur prasad samajh kr kha lena chahiye.

Teeno waha se wahi pas k bazar mai ghar k sabhi logo k liye saman kharid liya fir ek achhe restaurant mai ja kr teeno nasta kiye.

Bua- ab ghar chalna hai ya abhi bhi kuch lena rah gya hai.

Lallu- nahi bua ab aap ghar chal sakti ho. Aaj mama gaun chale gye honge. Hum log kal subah nikal chalenge.

Teeno bate karte hue ghar aa gya.

Siba- Badi der laga diye aane mai.

Lakshmi- Ha aaj Monday tha to kuch jyada hi bhir tha waha pr.

Komal- kuch din or rah jao na aap log. Bahut achha lag raha tha sab k sath.

Lallu- waha ka kafi sara kaam chod kr aaya tha mai yaha. Abhi hum sab ko jane dijiye. Hum log fir jaldi hi aayenge yaha fir.

Joya- Hum intjar karenge Jiju aap logo ka. Lekin ab bua ji to nahi aa paiyge.

Bua- koi baat nahi. Jab siba ki sadi hogi tab call karna mai jarur aayungi.

Sobia- Wo to aap sab ko ana hi padega. Aap sab k bina kaha hogi sadi.

Yu hi sab bate karte hue baithe the.



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[Libra-91]

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[Vickey1211]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 72.



Indra Gandhi international airport, New Delhi.


Abhi abhi ek international plane land kiya tha. Jis karan abhi yaha bahar kafi bhid thi videshi logo ki.

Is bhir mai kuch jane pahchane chehre bhi the jo apne sathi ko dhundh rahe the.

Boss- Kya hua tum ne to kaha tha ki tumhara aadmi pahle se hi India mai hai or sabhi intjam kr rakha hai. Abhi ab lene bhi nahi aaya.

Budha- Aa raha hoga. Ek minute call kr k puchta hu.

Budha- Hello, kaha mar gye. Abhi tak aaye q nahi. Hum sabhi bahar tumhara intjar kr rahe hai.

Budha Archaeologist bhunbhulata hua call cut kr diya.
Boss- Kya hua. Kaha hai tumhara banda.

Budha- Aa gya hai. Main entrance pr hai.

Thodi der mai do gadi aa kr un logo k samne ruki

Sabhi un gadiyo mai baith gye.

Boss- Kya naam hai tumhara. Hamare rahne ka kya intjam kiye ho.

Budhe ka head guard- Sirr.. mera naam Paul hai. Maine yaha delhi k bahar ek farmhouse le rakha hai aap sab k rahne k liye.

Boss- Paul, good. Hum sabhi farmhouse mai rahenge lekin tum apne sathi k sath kahi or kamra le kr rahna. Jis se kisi ko hum pr suck na ho.

Paul- Hum aise hi karenge Boss.

Sabhi bate karte hue farmhouse pahuch gye.

Boss- Achhi jagah hai ye. Sahar k ghir se dur hai. Paul, hume yaha k kuch politician or police walo ki kamjori, unki koi dukhti rag ka pta lagana hai. Ye hamare kaam ka aham hissa hoga. Jis se agar kahi hume koi rukawat aaye apne kaamo mai to unhe blackmail kr apna kaam nikal sake.

Paul- Ho jaiga.

Boss- Yaha k local gundo se bhi sampark banao. Unhe hi to hamara kaam karna hai.
Paul- ye maine pahle hi kr liya hai.

Boss- un logo se tum hi sampark mai rahoge. Ab tum apne thikane pr jao. Jab jarurat hogi tumhe call kr bula liya jaiga.

Paul apne sathi k sath chala gya. Boss or unke sathiyo k liye Paul ne farmhouse mai pahle hi do kiraye ka gadi rakh diya tha.


Paul k jane k bad Boss uska security head k sath budhe archeologist k pas aa gya.

Boss- ab hume ye pta lagana hai ki kaha pr ye ghatna hone wala hai. Kya sab likha hai us patte pr jara khul kr batao.

Budha- Jyada kuch nahi bas itna hi likha hai ki surya grahan k samay puja larne se sangam se ek matka niklega jis mai Amrit hoga. Jo yah amrit pa lega wah amar ho jaiga. Is patte mai bas itna hi likha hai.

Boss- Sangam kaha hai india mai. Kitni jagah hai ye.

Budha- Ek hi jagah hai ye Ilahabad mai.

Boss- fir hum sabhi ko wahi chalna chahiye. Yaha delhi mai kya karna hai. Waise bhi surya grahan mai ab jyada din nahi hai.

Us ne apne security head ko dekh kr bola.

Security head apna gardan hilata hua waha se bahar ko chala gya.

Boss- Us box mai kya likha hai. Jis mai ye patta rkha hua tha.

Budha- K..ku..kuch n..na...nahi.

Boss- Such such btaoge ya or khatirdari karwana chahte ho. Sayad tum ne abhi tak mujhe pahchana nahi.

Budha-Us mai..mai ku..kuch nahi likha hai.

Boss uth kr ek chamre k bag se wo box nikal kr use achhe se muaina karne laga.

Boss- aisa ho hi nahi sakta hai. Tum hume puri jankari nahi de rahe ho. Ye jo kuch tumne bataya hai ye aadhi adhuri baat hai. Ya to khud se bata do ya fir taiyar raho anjam bhugatne k liye. Is box ko mai yahi kisi se dikha lunga.

Budha- nahi nahi mujhe maaf kr dijiye mai abhi us box ko sahi se dekha hi nahi hai. Mujhe mauka hi nahi mila use dekhne ka. Jab tak us box ko dekhta ki aap k aadmi aa kr hum se wo chin liye the.

Boss- to fir der q kr raha hai ye box tumhare samne rakha hai ise dekh kr bata kya likha hai is mai.

Budha apni wheel chair ghasit kr table k pas laya or fir apne bag se glass nikal ke us box ka janch karne laga.
Kafi der us box ki gahan janch karne k bad wo apne sar pr aaye pasine ko saaf karta hua bola.
Budha- Abhi kuch nahi ho sakta hai. Hume abhi intjar karna padega.
Is mai likha hai ki wo grahan tabhi faldai hota hai jab kumbh bhi lag raha ho or is mai do books k bare mai bhi likha hai. Jab tak hume wo do books ka pta nahi lagega hum kuch nahi kr payenge.

Boss- ab ye kya naya backwash kr rahe ho tum. Ab ye kumbh kya hai or do books kaha se aa gya is mai.

Budha- is box mai jo likha hai wo maine bta diya hai aap ko. Is se jyada mujhe nahi pta.
Wo budha dar se kampta hua bola.

Boss- shitt ab kya kare fir.
Budha- pahle books dhundhna hai fir kumbh tak intjar karna padega.

Boss- Books kaun sa hai. Ye kaha milega.

Budha- ye book nasik mai kisi maha purohit k yaha hai. Hume sab se pahle ab is book ko dhundhna hoga.

Boss sofa se uth kr bechaini mai apne ek ka ko muthi bana kr dusre hath k hatheli pr marta idhar se udhar chahalkadmi karne laga tha.

Fir us ne mobile nikal kr kahi call mila kr baat karne laga.

Thodi der mai hi waha us Boss ka security head bhi aa gya.

Head- kya baat hai sir. Aap ne jaldi mai q bulaya.

Boss gusse mai gun nikal kr budhe ko goli mar di.
Boss- Is fale ne hume sahi jankari nahi di. Aadhi adhuri jankari de kr hume bhatkane ki kosis ki hai. Abhi ab hume yaha se wapas chalna chahiye apne mulk. Waha ja kr hi hum chain se ek bar fir naye sire se plan karenge ki aage kya karna hai.

Head- aisa kya ho gya itni der mai hi boss. Sab thik to chal raha tha.
Boss- Nahi...nahi ye fala hum se bahut kuch chipa gya. Sab nahi bataya tha is ne hume pahle. Abhi bata raha hai ki koi do book hai wo chahiye fir wo Amrit tabhi nikalta hai jab kumbh lagta hai or abhi ye kumbh kya hai ye bhi nahi pta hume.

Boss kamre mai charo or chakkar lagata bol raha tha.
Boss- Abhi hum sab wapas apne country chalte hai. Waha naye sire se sochenge kya karna hai.
Sab k chalne ki taiyari karo.

Fir security head waha se chala gya.


Dusre din ye log wapas apne mulk ko chale gye.


Lallu bua or Lakshmi k sath mandir mai bholenath k puja k liye pravesh kiya.
Aaj kuch jyada hi bhir tha Monday hone k karan. Waha k panda( Pujari) Us umash bhare garmi mai apna tond fulaye pasine se lathpath sabhi ko jaldi jaldi puja kr waha se aage badhte jane ko bar bar kah raha tha.
Ye teeno bhi waha puja kr aage badhte hue jaykara laga rahe the.
Lallu Mahadev ko naman karta hua aankh band kr dono hath jod kr aage badhta ja raha tha.

Kuch chhan bad wo jaise hi apni aankh khola to Lallu jor se uchal pada.
Wo mandir mai na ho kr kahi or ek uche pahar k sab se uchi choti pr khada tha.
Lallu k aas pas kale kale or matmaile se badal idhar udhar Aasman mai tair rahe the.

Lallu apne aas pas ghum kr dekh raha tha.
Wo yaha kaise aa gya. Abhi to wo Bua or Lakshmi k sath puja kr raha tha mandir mein Mahadev ka.

Ye kaisa chamatkar hai. Kaise aa gya hai wo yaha. Mandir mai bua or lakshmi jab mujhe apne sath nahi dekhenge tab kya hoga.

Lallu- He bhagwan. Ye kaisa lila dikha rahe ho. Ye kaha la patla hai mujhe. Aisa kya kr diya maine. Yaha to koi dikh bhi nahi raha hai. Yaha kaise aa gya mai.

Lallu upper dekh kr hath jode bhagwan se faryad kr raha tha.

" Maine laya hai tumhe bachha."
Tabhi Lallu k piche se ek awaj aai.

Lallu- Ohh aap. Aap yaha kya kr rahe hai. Or aap mujhe yaha q laye hai baba.

Lallu apne piche khade ek sadhu ko dekh kr bola.

Baba- Maine kumbh mai tumhe mila tha or ek prashad diya tha tumhe khane ko. Uska parinam dikha to lekin aisa nahi jaisa dikhna chahiye tha. Isi liye mujhe yaha tumhe le kr aana pada.

Lallu- mere to kuch samajh mai hi nahi aaya ki aap kya kah rahe hai baba.

Baba- tumhare under kuch sakti hai jise jagane k liye maine Prasad diya tha tumhe. Jab tum mujhe ghayal mere tant mai laye the yaad hai tumhe.

Lallu- ha yaad hai mujhe.

Baba- tumhare sarir mai jo ye jagah jagah tattoo bane hai ye usi ka karan hai. Tum ne apne sakti ko jan to liya hai lekin use paya nahi. Abhi tak us ko sadha nahi hai. Is liye mujhe yaha aana pada hai. Bahut jald tumhe iski jarurat padne wali hai.

Lallu- q mujhe q iski jarurat padega. Aisa kya hone wala hai.

Baba- ye mai abhi nahi bata sakta tumhe. Bas itna samajh lo ki kuch bahut bura hone wala hai jis se bachne k liye tumhe prayatn karna hai lekin bina sakti k tum kuch bhi nahi kr sakte ho. Tumhe apne sakti ko pana hoga. Or wo bhi jald se jald.

Lallu- mujhe kya karna hai abhi mujhe sirf ye bta dijiye. Mujhe aap ki koi bhi baat samajh nahi aa raha.
Waha mandir mai Bua or Lakshmi mujhe gayab dekh kr padeshan ho rahi hongi.

Baba- kal tum apne gaun ja rahe ho. Waha daily bina absence k subah subah nadi kinare aaoge. Wahi mai bataunga ki tumhe kya karna hai.
Ab tum apni aankhe band karo.

Lallu apni aankh band kr liya.
Kuch hi chano mai wo khud ko mandir mai bua or lakshmi k pas khada tha.
Lakshmi lallu ko hath pakad kr jor jor se hila rahi thi jaise Lallu so raha ho or wo Lallu ko nind se jaga rahi hai.

Lallu- Ha, kya hua.

Lakshmi- Aap ko kya hua hai. Kab se awaj de rahi hu.

Lallu- puja to ho gya yaha. Ab chalo bazar se sab k liye kuch saman kharid lete hai or kuch kha bhi lenge. Log kahte hai ki tirth sthan mai kuch khana jarur prasad samajh kr kha lena chahiye.

Teeno waha se wahi pas k bazar mai ghar k sabhi logo k liye saman kharid liya fir ek achhe restaurant mai ja kr teeno nasta kiye.

Bua- ab ghar chalna hai ya abhi bhi kuch lena rah gya hai.

Lallu- nahi bua ab aap ghar chal sakti ho. Aaj mama gaun chale gye honge. Hum log kal subah nikal chalenge.

Teeno bate karte hue ghar aa gya.

Siba- Badi der laga diye aane mai.

Lakshmi- Ha aaj Monday tha to kuch jyada hi bhir tha waha pr.

Komal- kuch din or rah jao na aap log. Bahut achha lag raha tha sab k sath.

Lallu- waha ka kafi sara kaam chod kr aaya tha mai yaha. Abhi hum sab ko jane dijiye. Hum log fir jaldi hi aayenge yaha fir.

Joya- Hum intjar karenge Jiju aap logo ka. Lekin ab bua ji to nahi aa paiyge.

Bua- koi baat nahi. Jab siba ki sadi hogi tab call karna mai jarur aayungi.

Sobia- Wo to aap sab ko ana hi padega. Aap sab k bina kaha hogi sadi.

Yu hi sab bate karte hue baithe the.



Ek or update aa raha hai thodi der mai.

Wapas dekhkar bohat khushi hui

 

[Iron Man]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 33.


Bazar jane k naam pr to sabhi ladkiyo mai jaise pankh lag gye the. Daur daur kr sahi kaam jaldi jaldi nipta kr ghus gye taiyar hone mai sabhi.

Lallu or Raghav bahar baithe hue the.

Raghav- yaar bhai kya tum ladki ko dekhe ho.
Lallu- nahi bhaiya. Q kya hua.

Raghav- nahi hua kuch nahi. Mai aise hi puch raha hu.

Lallu- mujhe to kuch pta hi nahi tha. Kal mujhe pta chala hai.

Raghav- chal hum log bhi taiyar ho jate hai.
Lallu- abhi to do ghanta lagega in logo ko bhaiya. Hume taiyar hume mai 5 minutes lagega.

Raghav husne laga.

Lallu- bhaiya aap khus to ho na is sadi se.

Raghav- ha bhai. Ab umra to ho hi gya tha. Ab tumhare jaise sab se chota to hu nahi. Ghar mai sab se bada beta hu to agar mai abhi sadi karne se mana bhi karunga to koi nahi manege.

Lallu- ha ye baat to hai bhaiya. Sab se khus to mujhe dadu dikh rahe the kal.

Raghav- sahi kah rahe ho. Waise to sab hi bahut khus hai lekin dadu k chehre ki khusi to dekhte hi ban rahi thi kal.

Lallu husne laga.

Ritu- tum dono ko nahi jana hai kya bazar.
Ritu jo bahar nikli thi wo dono ko huste dekh kr boli.

Raghav- ja raha hu maa. Lallu kah raha hai ki aap sab ko 2 ghanta se pahle hoga nahi to isi liye hum yaha baithe hai.

Lallu- b..bh..bhaiya. m.m.maine kab bola. Ye to..aap hi kah rahe the.

Ritu gusse se Lallu ko dekh rahi thi.
Lallu ghabrata hua gardan jhuka liya.

Ritu fir kamre mai chali gai.

Lallu- bhaiya aap q mar khilana chahte ho. Maine kya bigara hai aap ka. Muh chote se masoom bachche pr aap ko thoda sa bhi taras nahi aata.

Raghav- bahut pyar aata hai bhai. Ab chal jaldi se hum bhi taiyar ho jate hai. Nahi to abhi ab kisi ne dekh liya aise baithe to pakka maar padegi.

Fir dono waha se uth kr kamre mai chale gye.
Lallu ka saman to Kajal k kamre mai tha or Raghav ka upper first floor pr tha apna saperat kamra.
Raghav upper chala gya apne kamre mai taiyar hone.
Lallu Kajal wale room mai chala gya.
Jaise hi room ka darwaja khola Lallu wahi jam gya.

Kajal abhi sirf ek kachhi mai khadi thi.

Kajal darwaja khulte hi ghabra gai or bed pr rakhe sari se khud ko dhakne lagi.

Lallu ko dekh kr use thoda chain mila.
Kajal- muaa aise koi karta hai kya. Dara hi diya tha abhi.
Lallu- maine kya kiya hai. Sab mere pr hi gussa rahte hai.
Lallu pair patakta hua kamre se bahar aa kr fir se khatiye pr baith gya.

Pure 2 ghante baad sab bahar nikal niky kr aane lage.
Komal- bhai tum kya aise hi jaoge.

Lallu- gusse mai; maa taiyar ho rahi hai. Mera kapda usi room mai hai.

Piche se aati roma- to jaa na jaldi taiyar ho ja. Chachi ka ab ho gya hoga.

Lallu- didi aap jara mera do bag honge wo la do na.

Roma- mai q lau. Jana hai to ja nahi jana to mat ja.

Lallu wahi baitha tha tab tak Raghav bhi aa gya.

Raghav- are tu abhi tak yahi baitha hai.

Lallu- kya mera jana jaruri hai bhaiya. Yaha ghar mai bhi to koi rahna chahiye. Aap sab ko car se le kr chale jao na. Mai yaha ghar pr rahta hu. Waise bhi dadu bhi yaha akele hi hai.

Raghav- kya baat hai. Kya hua. Abhi to tu bahut khus tha. Fir tera chehra q latak gya hai.

Lallu- kaun kahta hai mai khus nahi hu. Mai bahut khus hu.

Komal- ha tum kitne khus ho wo to tumhre chehre se hi pta chal raha hai. Pure barah baje hai.

Sonam piche se aati hua.
Sonam- kya hua. Kis k chehre pr barah baje hai. Bhaiya k kya.

Raghav- nahi mere bhai k.

Sonam najar ghuma kr Lallu ko dekhi.

Lallu gardan ghuma liya udhar se.

Ab Lallu k liye yaha baithana muskil ho raha tha.

Kya kare samajh nahi aa raha tha. Fir kamre mai jaye to Kahi fir dant na par jai or agar nahi jaiga to taiyar kaise hoga.

Sonam- kya hua bhai.
Sonam lallu k pas aa kr uske sar k balo ko hath se bigarti boli.

Lallu- di maa k kamre mai kapde hai mere. Maa taiyar ho rahi hogi. Kaise jau.

Sonam- are tu unka beta hai. Tu chala jaiga to kya hua. Tum ye sab kab se sochne laga.
Kisi ne kuch kaha hai kya tumhe fir se.

Lallu- nahi didi. Kisi ne kuch nahi kaha. Mere kapde ka bag la do na kamre se.

Sonam uth kr khadi hoti hui.
Sonam- thik hai mai lati hu.
Lallu- didi do bag hai. Dono le aana.

Tab tak sabhi taiyar ho kr bahar aa gai.
Lag raha tha jaise Indra ki sabha se sari apsaraye yaha is aangan mai utar aayi hai.
Sab ek se badh kr ek lag rahi thi.
Lallu to muh khole soch raha tha ki kis ko dekhe or kis ko nahi.

Sonam tab tak bags lane chali gai.

Ragini- beta muh band kr le. Koi makhi chali jaigi.

Aangan mai khadi sabhi ladies husne lagi.

Sonam dono bag la kr Lallu ko de di.
Sonam- ye lo bhai. Ab jaldi se taiyar ho jao.

Lallu dono bag le kr ladkiyo k kamre k bagal mai uske liye jo kamra taiyar tha us mai chala gya.

Washroom se Fresh ho kr Lallu aaya to kamre mai Sonam khadi thi.
Sonam- kaha chale gye the. Kitna samay laga raha hai. Sab gussa kr rahe hai.

Lallu- kaunkaun gussa kr raha hai. Lallu towel se muh hath saf karta bola.

Sonam- ek ho to naam batau na. Sab hi khade hai aangan mai.

Lallu- aap sab kamra band karo or chalo. Mai aa raha hu.

Sonam- ye bolunga to sab or gussa karenge or sab chale jainge to tum kaise jaiga. Mai tere bagair nahi jaungi.

Lallu t-shirt jo pahna tha wo khol kr nikal raha tha ki Sonam ki baat sun kr ruk gya.

Lallu- q aap mere bagair q nahi jaoge.

Sonam- q jab mera pyara bhai nahi jaiga to mai kaise ja sakti hu.

Ritu- kya kr rahe ho t dono bhai bahan. Jaldi taiyar nahi hua ja raha tumhe. Itna say to hum sab ko bhi nahi lagta.

Lallu- aap log chalo. Mai aata hu piche se.

Ritu- tu yahi baitha rah. Koi jarurat nahi hai jane ko.
Ritu hath pakde Sonam ki kamre se bahar nikal aayi.

Lallu apna kapda pahan kr purse le kr jeb mai rakha fir rumal nikal kr rakha.
Bahar aaya to sab chale gye the.
Lallu Kajal k room ki or gya to waha lock lga tha.
Ab juta to usi ghar mai band rah gya.

Lallu purana sleeper hi pahan liya.
Kamre ko band kr Lallu dalan pr aaya to waha Sonam baithi hui thi dadu k pas.

Lallu- aap gai nahi di.

Sonam- nahi mai tere sath hi jaungi.

Lallu- ghar ka key hai kya.
Sonam- q kya hua.
Lallu- wo juta maa k kamre mai rah gya hai.

Sonam dadu k pas se key le kr aangan mai aai.
Fir kamra khol kr lallu waha se apna juta nikala.
Lallu jab tak juta pahna tab tak Sonam fir se kamre mai lock laga kr key dadu ko pakda di.
Lallu juta pahan kr dalan pr aaya. Waha se bullet ki key le kr bahar aa gya.

Dono bullet pr baith kr ghar se chal diye.

Lallu- didi aap abhi bhi gussa ho kya.
Sonam- tum se kis ne kaha ki mai gussa hu.
Sonam lallu k kandhe ko pakad kr boli.

Lallu- nahi mujhe laga sab gussa hai to aap bhi hoge.

Sonam- or tumhe aisa q laga.

Lallu- late ho gya na aap ko bhi mere karan se is liye mujhe laga……

Sonam- itna mat socha kr tu.

Lallu bullet ki speed badata hua bola.

Lallu- didi wo log kaha milenge hume.

Sonam- Maine Komal or Roma ko samjha diya hai. Bazar suru hone se pahle choti puliya hai wahi ye log rukenge.


Speed badhne se Sonam dar kr Lallu se chipak kr baith gai.
Lallu ko Sonam ki kathor ubhar apne pith pr ragadta hua bahut achha lag raha tha.

Lallu- didi aaj aap bahut sundar lag rahi ho.
Lallu Sonam ko bike k side mirror in dekhta bola.

Sonam us mai dekhi to dono ki najre mil gai.
Sonam sarma kr muskudati hui Lallu se or kash kr chipakte hue uske kandhe pr piche apna muh chupa li.

Thodi der mai Sonam apna chehra nikal kr mirror mai fir se dekhi to Lallu wahi dekh raha tha.
Lallu ki to Aanand ki koi sima nahi thi.
Sonam mirror mai dekhi to Lallu use hi dekhta paya.
Sonam ka chehra sarm se lal ho gya tamatar ki tarah.
Lallu Sonam ko dekh kr muskuda para.



Sonam ab udhar dekhi hi nahi wo dusri side dekhi to Lallu ko us taraf k mirror mai khud ko dekhta pai.

Sonam ek mukka pyar se Lallu ko mar di pith pr or fir uske pith mai chehra chupa kr dono hatho se uske sine pr bandh li.

Lallu ko asim Aanand ka ehsas ho raha tha.

Dono yu hi Luka chhupi ka khel khelte hue waha puliya k pas aa gye.

Waha pr ye log the hi nahi.

Lallu waha ruk gya.
Lallu- di ye log to hai nahi yaha. Ab kya aage dekhe.

Sonam- ha bhai aage hi dekhenge na qki piche hone ka to koi chance nahi hai un logo ka.

Lallu fir bike aage badha diya.

Bazar k under aa kr dono un logo ko dekhne lage.

Lallu- didi aap is or dekhna mai us or dekhta hu.

Bazar road k dono side tha.


Dono un logo ko dhundhte hue aage badh rahe the.

Tabhi ek showroom k samne inka scorpio khadi dikhi.

Dono showroom k samne bike le kr khada kr diye.

Sabhi log wahi khade the.

Ritu- aa gye tum. Ho gya tujhe natak kiye hue. Or sonam tu bhi iske sath rah kr iske jaisa hi banti ja rahi hai.
Ab chal jaldi se..late ho raha hai.

Lallu-( man mai.) Behanchod ye ho kya raha hai. Aisa lag raha hai jaise mai sab ka paltu kutta ban gya hu. Jab man kiya sab aa kr pyar karte hai fir jab man kiya dutkar dete hai.


Lallu sab k piche piche showroom mai chala gya.
Sab apni kharidari mai lag gye.
Waha kuch jyada un logo ko pasand nahi aaya to sab wha se bahar aa gye.

Sonam- maa mai form submitt Karen aai thi na to hum ek showroom mai gye the waha sab kapde bahut achhe hai. Wahi chalte hai.

Ritu- to itni der se batai q nahi. Upper se us natakbaj k chakkar mai padi thi. Tumhe pta tha to hamare sath aana tha na.

Lallu sab se piche khada sab sunta hua muskuda raha tha.

Sonam lallu k pas aa kr uska hath pakad bahar aa gai.

Sonam- bhai hume us dukan le chalo na. Yaha kuch khash kapde the hi nahi.

Lallu chup chap bike start kr us showroom ki or chal pada.
Piche sabhi car se aa rahe the.

Us showroom mai pahuch kr Lallu bike side mai laga under chala gya sonam k sath.

Lallu- nameste uncle.

d.wala- are beta aap aa gye. Aap ka kapda sila hua rakha hai.

Lallu- uncle mere sath mera pura parivar aaya hai. Mere bhaiya ki sadi tay hua hai to uski shopping k liye.
d.wala- Are wahhh. Anil bhai k ladke ki sadi tay hua hai kya.
Lallu- ji uncle.
D.wala bahar ja kr sabhi ka hath jor kr namaskar karta hua dukan mai undar laya.

Sab ko dukan mai baithne ko kaha.

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