Adultery Main Aur Mera Gaon(Completed)

[King]

Update 45

Sham ki thandi tahndi hawaye chal raha tha.Piche sapno ki rani aur kya chahiye zindaghi mein.Aaj mujhe lagh raha hai zindaghi mein sab kuch pa liya.Bas ek hi aas hai bua ki pyaar ki.Mujhe yakin hai ek din na ek din mujhe woh pyaar bhi milega.Pari mujhe pichese jor se pakad kar.

Pari- Aaj main bahot khush hoon.Zindaghi mein pehli baar koi mujhe date par le ja raha hai.

Main- Baise thakurain ji kahan chalna chahenge.

Pari- Thakur saab jaha le jayenge wohi chalungi.

Main- Toh phir chaliye ek restaurant pe.

Pari- chaliye.

Main waha ke sabse janimani restaurant ki taraf chal pada.Restaurant ke samne bike rokke hum chal pade andar.

Andar jake dekha toh hamara kismat phuta huya hai.Ek bhi table khali nahi hai.Sab reserved hai.Aab kya karoon.

Main- Yaha toh sab reserved hai.

Pari- Chalo chalte hai.

Main- Hamara date ka kya hoga.

Pari- Tum sath ho toh kahin bhi jaon waha par hamara date ho jayegi.

Main- Nahi nahi tumhe pehli baar laya hoon toh yaha hi hamara pehla date karenge.Tum yehi ruko main kuch karta hoon.

Main thoda age jakar reserved table ke or dekh raha tha.Tabhi mujhe ek table dikhai dia jaha par likha huya tha.Mr & Mrs Singh.Chalo mouke ka fayda utha ta hoon.Main Pari ke pas chala gaya.

Main- Chalo chalo intezam ho gaya.

Pari- Kaise.

Main- Tum chalo toh.Lekin tum kuch bhi nahi kahoge.Aab chalo.

Main Pari ka hath ko ek couple jaise jate hai baisa karke reception ke taraf chal pada.Pari bahot khush dikh rahi thi.Reception ke samne akar.

Main- Ji mera naam ka reservation hai.

Receptionist- Kis naam pe.

Main- Ji Mr & Mrs Singh.

Mere baat sunkar Pari ka muh khula reh gaya.Main ankhon se kaha chup rehne ke liye.

Receptionist- Ji sir woh rahi aap logon ka table.Enjoy sir.

Phir main aur Pari table ke taraf bhad gaya.Main Pari ke liye chair nikal kar dia.Pari muskurate huye beth gayi.Main bhi samne wala chair par beth gaya.

Pari- Muskurate huye...Tum bahot badmash ho.Dusre ka table par khud haq jama liya.

Main- Maine kaha dusre ka table par haq jataya.Yeh toh mera hi table hai.

Pari- Kya tumne reservation kia tha.

Main- Are nahi yeh jo singh hai na.Yeh mera surname hai.

Phir hum dono hasne laga.

Pari- Agar real singh a gaya toh.

Main- Toh kya huya.Singh likha hai.Woh bhi singh main bhi singh.Baji maine mari hai.Phir pyaar aur jung mein sab jayez hai.Aab yeh baate chodo aur kya khaogi woh order karo.Mujhe toh kuch malum nahi hai.Tum mere liye bhi order karo.

Phir Pari hamare liye khana order karti hai.Candle light mein najara manmohok lagh raha tha.Hamara zindaghi mein pehli date jo tha.Kuch der baad khana bhi a gaya.Khana khate huye hum kuch baat kiye.Restaurant mein halka sa romantic song baj raha tha.Mujhe dance bhi karna tha.Maine Pari se pucha.

Main-Hath badate huye.. "Would you like to dance with me?"

Pari- Mere hath pakad kar...Par mujhe dance karna nahi ati.

Main- Toh mujhe kaha ata hai.Chalo bas hilla dulna hi toh hai.Aur baise bhi kahan yaha par competition chal raha hai.

Phir Pari aur main stage par chad gaye.Main Pari ko aapne pas khinch kar chipka liya.Woh bhi mujhse chipak gayi.Main uske kamar par hath dal dia.Woh ek hath mere kandhe par aur ek hath mere chati par rakhkar dance karne lagi.Yeh pehli baar tha jo hum itne pas aye.Main kamar par hath dalke ahista ahista dance karne laga.Uske badan ke khusbu se main pagal ho raha tha.Main apna muh uske jhulpo par ragadne laga.Aise romantic dance karte karte main uske gale ko chumne laga.Ahista ahista se Pari mujh mein pigalne lagi.Tabhi music off huya aur hamara tantra toot ta hai.Pari mujhse alagh hokar sar jhuka kar khadi thi.Maine aas pas dekha toh aur bhi couple hamare sath dance kar rahi thi.Sab taliya bajane laga.Pari bhag kar hamare table mein chala gaya.Main bhi uske pas chala gaya.Tabhi waha par aur bhi couple a gaye.

Couple1Lady- Aap logon ka dance dekh kar bahot acha laga.Shayed aapka love marriage hai.

Hum kuch na bole bas muskuraya.

Couple1Gents- Bahot acha dance kia.Kaafi romantic ho.

Phir sabne hame aise hi baate bataya.Pari sharam se sar jhukakar khadi thj.Main sabh ko thanks kaha.Phir maine dekha ek punjabi ghus raha hai restaurant ke andar.Shayed yehi singh hai.Main jaldi jaldi bill pay kia.Phir Pari ko lekar nikal aya.Bach gaya boss.Bahar ate hi Pari mujhe gale laga liya.Mujhe toh kuch samajh nahi aya.

Pari- Maine kabhi sapno mein bhi nahi socha itni khushi milegi mujhe.Thanks mere zindaghi mein ane ke liye.

Main bhi usko aapni bahon mein bhar liya.

Main- Tum mere zindaghi mein ayi isliye main khud ko lucky samajhta hoon.

Phir kuch der hum aise gale lage rahe.Phir Pari ko uske ghar chod ke bua ke ghar ke taraf nikal pada.

 

[King]

Update 46

Aaj mujhe aisa lagh raha hai jaise zindaghi mein sab kuch pa liya hai.Mere pas Dadi hai jo mujhe maa baap ka pyaar de rahi hai.Aab mere pas Pari hai jo mujhe mohabbat karti hai.Shayed haseen zindaghi isi ko kehta hai.Main bua ke ghar chala aya.Ghar ke samne bike park karke andar chal pada.Kafi raat ho chuka tha.Main jaise hi entry karunga ghar ki andar baise hi mujhe kuch awaaze sunai di.Main hall mein jhak kar dekha toh Divya bua aur Uncle kisi baat par ladai kar rahe hai.

Divya Bua- Main kuch nahi sunna chahti.Woh meri ghar pe nahi reh sakta bas.

Aakash uncle- Acha thik hai.Lekin aaj ki raat toh usko rehne do.

Divya Bua- Ek paal bhi nahi rehega woh yaha par.

Aakash uncle- Itni raat ko woh kaha jayega.

Divya Bua- Mujhe kya malum.Sadak ka dhul sadak pe rehega.

Yeh bolkar bua andar chali gayi.Unke baaton ko sunte sunte mere ankhon se asu behne laga.Main waha par nahi ruka aur apna bike lekar nikal pada.Kahan ja raha hoon mujhe khud nahi pata.Phir ek park ke pas bike rok ke ek bench mein beth gaya.Abhi bhi mere ankhon se asu beh raha tha.Khud se puch raha hoon.Maine kya kia hai jo bua mujhe itna nafrat karti hai.Tabhi Dadi ko phone aya.Main khud ko normal karke smile ke sath.

Main- Ji Dadi.

Dadi- Beta tu kahan hai.Itna der ho gaya tu abhi tak nahi aya.

Main- Woh kya hai na Dadi jabh main bike lekar ghumne nikla toh mujhe ek dost mil gaya.Usne kahan aaj raat uske yahan par ruk jao.

Dadi- Yeh kaunsa dost hai tera.

Main- Are Dadi main jabh yaha pehli baar aya tha na tabh dosti huya.Woh itna kahan ki main na nahi keh paaya.

Dadi- Thik hai aapna khyal rakhna aur khana kha lena.

Main- Ji Dadi.

Phir maine call cut kar dia aur rone laga.Sorry Dadi aapse jhut kaha.Main nahi chahta aapko koi dukh ho.Main waha ki bench par let gaya.Raat mein thand toh lagta hai.Isliye main ghutishuti markar let gaya.Kabh aise nind a gaya pata hi nahi chala.

Agle subah kisi ki awaaz ke sath nind khula.Nind khul hi nahi raha tha.Aisa lagh raha hai sharir mein koi jaan hi nahi hai.Sharir pura garam ho chuka tha.Shayed bhukar a gaya.Kisi tarah uthkar betha.Maine dekha ek policewala dande ke sath khada tha.

Policewala- Oye yaha par kya kar raha hai aur yeh bike kiska hai.

Main- Kisi tarah...Ji mera hai.

Policewala- Aabe yeh tera bike hai.Jhut bolta hai.Agar yeh tera bike hai toh tu yaha kyu sou raha hai.Saala bike churi karke yaha par aram parma raha hai.

Woh mere collar pakad kar utha liya.

Main- Dekhiye yeh sach mein mera bike hai.

Policewala- Acha agar tera bike hai toh papers dikha.

Aab papers toh hai nahi mere pas shayed Dadi ke pas hai.

Main- Ji abhi toh nahi hai.Lekin ghar mein hai.

Policewala- Mujhe kya chutiya samjha.Chal mere sath police station.

Woh mujhe lekar police car mein lekar gaya.Kuch der baad woh mujhe police station le aya aur band kar dia.

Main- Sir maine koi churi nahi ki.Yeh sach mein meri bike hai.

Inspector- Yeh kisko pakad kar laya.

Policewala- Sir yeh park ke samne sou raha tha aur iske pas ek bike bhi tha.Bahot mehenga bike hai.Yeh bolta hai uska bike hai.Aap hi bataiye koi itna mehenga bike lekar park ke samne soyega kya.

Inspector- Kyu be churi karta hai.

Main- Sir sach mein woh mera bike hai.

Inspector- Chup.

Aab kya karoon.Tabiyat bhi sahi nahi hai.Upar se yeh mamla.Kya karoon.Pari ko call karta hoon.

Main- Sir kya main ek phone kar sakta hoon.

Inspector- Kyu minister ka aulad hai kya.Chal karle dekhta hoon.

Main bahar ake Pari ko call kia.Lekin woh uthaya nahi.Shayed sou rahii hai.Phirse call kia iss bar call receive kia.

Pari- Soute huye....Hellllooo.Kauuun.

Main- Pari main Veer.

Pari- Veer tum yeh kiska number hai.

Main- Police station ka.

Pari- Chonkte huye...Police station.Tum kya kar rahe ho waha par.

Main- Are pucho maat.Yeh logh mujhe arrest kar liya hai.

Pari- Par kyu.

Main- Main khud ka bike churi kia hai isliye.

Pari- Kya?

Main- Kabhse in logon ko keh raha hoon woh mera bike hai.Yeh logh sunn hi nahi raha hai.Tum pls jaldi se a jao.

Pari- Thik hai main abhi ata hoon.

Phir main phone rakh dia.Phirse mujhe band kar dia.Karib 40 min baad Pari a gayi.Woh inspector ke pas jakar.

Pari- Aapki himmat kaise huya Veer ko arrest karne ka.

Inspector- Oye madam.Churi kia hai.

Pari- Acha khud ka bike kaise churi karta hai bataiye jara.

Inspector- Khud ka bike hai ya nahi iska koi evidence bhi toh nahi de paaya woh.

Pari- Acha.Usko dekhkar kya laghta hai ki woh chor badmash hai.

Inspector- Dekhiye madam mere sath behes na karke aap proof kijiye ki woh bike iska hai.

Pari- Abhi batata hoon.

Pari kisiko phone karne laga.

Pari- Hello papa.

Phir Pari yaha ki sari baat bataya unko.Kuch der baad.

Pari- Lijiye baat kijiye.

Pari Inspector ko phone pakda deta hai.

Inspector- Hello.

Kuch der kuch baate karke.

Inspector- Thik hai sir.

Pari ka phone bapas dete huye.

Inspector- Sorry madam aapne pehle kyu nahi bataya aap Mr.Rishabh ki beti hai aur yeh unka damad hai.Yeh lock up khol do.

Phir lock up khula gaya main bahar ake Pari ke pas khada ho gaya.

Inspector- Aab hum kya karte madam.Koi agar bench pe soya huya mile tooh hume toh lagega na ki woh koi chor hai.

Pari- Mere taraf dekhkar...Bench pe matlab?

Main- Baad mein batata hoon.

Phir hum station se bahar a gaye.Jaise hi Pari mujhe pakda.

Pari- Are yeh kya tumhe toh bhukhar hai.Pura sharir bhukhar se taap raha hai.

Main- Are thoda sa hi hai.

Pari- Koi thoda sa nahi hai.Chalo doctor ke pas.

Main- Are kuch nahi hai.

Pari- Ghusse se kamar par dono hath rakhkar...Chalo kahan na.

Main- Acha thik hai chalo.

Main bike ke taraf baad hi raha tha Pari rok dia.

Pari- Car mein chalo.Bike yeh logh hamare ghar pe rakh ayenge.

Phir hum nikal pade doctor ke pas

 

[King]

Update 47

Karib 15 min baad hum ek clinic ke samne akar utra.Main aur Pari car se utarkar andar ke or chal pade.Pari reception par jakar boli.

Pari- Sunaina madam hai kya.

Receptionist- Ji hai.

Pari- Hume unse milna hai.

Receptionist- Aapke pas appointment hai kya.

Pari- Meri naam batao woh samajh jayengi.Bolo ki Pari ayi hai.

Pari ke baat sunkar aisa lagh raha hai woh doctor ko pehchanti hai.Receptionist phone uthakar phone karne laghi.Kuch der baad woh boli.

Receptionist- Jaiye.

Phir main aur Pari cabin ke andar ghus gaye.Cabin mein ek shayed 26 saal ki lady bethi huyi thi.Dekhne mein kafi khubsurat thi.Hum jakar unke samne khada ho gaya.Woh koi file dekh rahi thi.

Pari- Madam aap busy hai kya.

Woh file se muh uthakar.

Sunaina(D)- File band karte huye...Are Pari tum.Ayo betho.

Main aur Pari jakar chairs par beth gaye.

Sunaina muhe gaur se dekh rahi thi.Pata nahi kya dekh rahi hai.Main ek najar khud ke taraf dekha kahin pagal ki tarah toh nahi dikh raha hoon.Woh mujhe dekh kar shayed kahin kho gayi thi.

Pari- Madam.

Woh hadbadakar uthke.

Sunaina(D)- Haan.Kya.

Pari- Aap kahan kho gayi thi.

Sunaina(D)- Kahin nahi.Inse toh mulakar karvaiye.Yeh kaun hai.

Pari- Yeh meri fiance hai.

Yeh baat sunkar unka muh utar gaya.

Sunaina(D)-Acha.Aab batao kya kaam hai.

Pari- Ji isko bhukhar hai.

Sunaina(D)- Thik hai main dekhta hoon.

Phir woh aapne jagah se uthkar thermometer se bhukhar check kia.Phir mere ankh dekhi.Phir apne kursi pe bethte bethte.

Sunaina(D)- Thoda sa hi fever hai.

Main- Dekha maine kahan tha na thoda sa hi fever hai.Tum toh rai ka pahad banati ho.

Pari- Fever toh hai na.Thoda aur jyada nahi hoti.

Main- Hath jodte huye...Thik hai meri maa.

Tabhi meri phone bajne lagah.Maine dekha Dadi call kar rahi thi.Main uthkar bahar chala aya.

Main- Ji Dadi.

Dadi- Beta tu kabh ghar ayega.

Aab iss halat mein ghar kaise jaun.Agar iss halat mein gaya toh Dadi ko shaq ho jayega kuch toh gadbad hai.

Main- Woh Dadi main aaj nahi a sakta.

Dadi- Kyu?

Main- Woh Dadi.Mere dost ki yahan function hai aaj isliye usne mujhe rok liya hai.

Dadi- Beta thodi der ke liye aaja.

Main- Dadi woh mujhe nahi chod raha hai.Main kaal subah hi a jaunga.

Dadi- Thik hai.

Main- Dadi aap naraj toh nahi ho.

Dadi- Nahi beta.Baas tujhse milne ka maan huya.Par koi baat nahi tu enjoy kar.

Main- Dadi main aapse vada karta hoon kal subah aapke samne ake khada ho jaunga.

Dadi- Chal thik hai.

Phir main call cut kar dia.Jaise hi main piche muda toh dekha ki Pari khadi thi.

Main- Are tum yaha.Doctor ne medicine dia ki nahi.

Pari- Dia hai.Par tum aaj ghar kyu nahi jayoge.

Main- Agar iss bhukhar ke sath jayunga toh Dadi pareshan ho jayenge.Iss liye nahi ja raha hoon.

Pari- Phir tum aaj rahoge kahan.

Main- Koi hotel mein reh lunga.Baise colony wala ghar toh chod dia hai.

Yeh baat sunte hi Pari mujhe marne laghi.Aab issko kya ho gaya.

Main- Are maar kyu rahe ho.

Pari- Tumhari himmat kaise huya hotel mein rehne ka.Mere ghar hai na.Tum mere ghar mein rahoge.

Main- Lekin..

Pari- Lekin baikin kuch nahi.Tum mere ghar mein rahoge Bas.

Main- Thik hai thakurain ji.

Phir hum dono has pade.Phir hum medicine kharidke Pari ke ghar car se chal pade.Pari car chala rahi thi aurur main bagal mein betha huya tha.

Main- Baise ek baat puchoon.

Pari- Haan pucho.

Main- Kya tum uss doctor ko jante ho.

Pari- Haan woh hamare medical college mein kabhi kabhi lecture deti hai.

Main- Woh acha.Baise abhi kya tumhari college mein chuttiya chal rahi hai kya.

Pari- Haan.Isliye toh tumhare sath ghum rahi hoon.Nahi toh hostel mein rehna padta.

Main- Acha.Tum hostel kyu rehti ho.Tumhara ghar toh pas hi hai.

Pari- Hostel mein padai achi hoti hai.

Main- Padai ka toh pata nahi par mujhe toh hostel mein rehna hi padega.

Pari- Woh kyu?

Main- Mujhe toh bua nahi rakhegi.

Pari- Tum mere ghar pe reh lena.

Main- Na baba.Shadi se pehle ghar jamai nahi reh sakta.

Iss baat par hum dono has pade.Kuch der baad Pari ka ghar a gaya.Car se nikal kar dekha toh mera bike waha par khada tha.Hum ghar ke andar chala gaya.Hall mein hame aunty mili.Hum jakar hall mein beth gaye.

Shakuntala- Are Veer beta tum.

Main- Woh aunty aise hi.

Pari- Nahi mummy.Isko bhukhar hai.

Shakuntala- Kya bhukhar.

Woh mere pas akar mere bhukhar check karne lagi.

Shakuntala- Haan bhukhar toh hai.

Pari- Haan isliye yeh aajaj hamare yaha rehega.

Main- Dekhiye na aunty thoda sa hi bhukhar hai.Maine kahan hotel mein ruk jayonga.Lekin yeh nahi mani.

Shakuntala- Are beta yeh tumhara bhi ghar hai.

Chalo beti toh beti maa bhi baisi hai.

Shakuntala- Jao tum kamre mein jakar aram karo.

Pari- Mummy bhuk laghi hai.Aap iska aur mera khana de dijiye.

Aunty muskurakar chali gayi.Kuch der baad khana dekar hume room mein bejh dia.Hum ek dusre ko nashta khilaya.Phir Pari ne mujhe medicine khilakar sula dia.Main nind ki agosh mein kho gaya.

 

[zindegi]

Super update bro.....plzzz update more... Eagerly waiting for next

 

[King]

Update 48

"Aja mera gudiya aaja papa ki ghod mein"- Main

Mera nanhi Pari daud kar mere ghod mein khud gayi.Main mera nanhi Pari ko uthakar ghumane lagah.Woh khilkhilakar hasne laghi.

Pari- Hamara beti bahot khush lagh rahi hai aaj.

Main uske gaal par pappi karke.

Main- Meri beti papa ke sath hai na isliye hai na mera gudiya.

Nanhi Pari- Totli awaaz mein...Paappa hehehe.

Main aur Pari bas uske sath khelne lagah.Maine use bed par chod dia.Woh bed par kudne laghi.Pari bed ki ek side beth gayi main dusre side mein.Woh kabhi Pari ke pas daud kar gale laga leti toh kabhi mere taraf daud kar mujhe gale laga rahi thi.Aise hi kitni der ke baad woh hamare gale ko pakad kar pappi karne lagi.Woh patli patli nanhi hothon ki pappi hamara galon par bahot acha lagh raha tha.

Tabhi koi mujhe jor jor se hilane lagah.Main uthkar beth gaya.Main charo taraf dekha toh samne Pari khadi thi.Toh yeh sapna tha.Pari mere pas beth kar.

Pari- Kya huya bura sapna dekha kya.

Main- Bura nahi bahot acha sapna dekha.

Pari- Main bhi toh suno kya dekh rahe the.

Main- Maine dekha ki hamari ek nanhi si beti bilkul tumhari tarah khilkhilakar has rahi thi.Main aur tum uske sath khel raha tha.

Pari- Sharmate huye...Uske liye time hai janab.

Main- Yeh sapna dekh kar tog mujhe sabar nahi ho raha hai.Chalo hum shadi kar lete hai.

Pari- Janab itna utvala thik nahi hai.Abhi 3 saal wait karna padega iss manjar ke liye.

Main- 3 saal bapre.

Main bed par gir gaya.Pari mujhe dekhkar hasne laghi.

Pari- Yeh nautanki chodo.Dopeher ho gaya hai.Chalo nahalo.

Main- Mere pas kapde kahan hai.

Pari- Kapde ki chinta tum maat karo.Tum bas naha lo.

Phir Pari bhukhar check karne laghi.

Pari- Abhi bhukhar nahi hai.Chalo naha lo.

Main uthkar nahane chala gaya.Bathroom mein sab kuch tha.Main ek towel lekar bathroom mein ghus gaya.Main shower ke niche khade hokar sapne ke bareme sochne lagah.Kitni pyaari thi woh.Kaise aapni totli awaaz mein mujhe bula rahi thi.Yeh saab sochte sochte main nahakar towel lapet kar bahar a gaya.Bahar Pari kapde lekar khadi thi.Mujhe dekhkar Pari mere sharir ki nihar rahi thi.

Main- Kya huya kya dikh rahi ho.

Pari aab sharma gayi.Mujhe kapde dekar.

Pari- Yeh pehenlo.

Main uske hath se kapde le liya.Jaise hi woh palat kar jane laghi toh maine uske hath pakad kar khinch liya.Uska peeth mere seene se chipak gayi.Main aapna dono hath uske pet par lapet liya.Aapna muh uske gardan par rakh dia.Woh mujhse chootne ke liye koshish kar rahi thi.Par main toh tha ek mard hi.

Pari- Chodona koi a jayega.

Main- Aane do.Main kisiko nahi darta.

Pari- Acha.Mumm..

Main uske muh par hath rakh dia.

Main- Kya kar rahi ho.Thoda romance hi toh kar raha hoon.Acha yeh batao thodi der pehle kya dikh rahi thi.

Pari Sharmakar niche dekhne laghi.

Main- Are bolo na.

Pari- Ahista se...Tumhara body.Kafi achi hai.

Main- Acha.Pasand aya.

Pari- Dhatt.

Main- Hay hay yeh sharmili najakat.

Yeh kehkar main uske gaal par pappi kar dia.Pappi karte hi woh mujhse dhur ho gayi aur bhagh kar jate huye darwaza ke pas jakar.

Pari- Sharmili najakat ke sath...Jaldi tyaar hokar niche a jaiye.

Yeh kehkar bhag gayi.Main bhi uske iss harkat par has pada.Phir main tyaar ho gaya.Ek t-shirt aur ek trouser tha.Main niche ake dekha ki Uncle bhi tha table par.Main jakar khada ho gaya unke samne.

Rishabh- Are khade kyu ho barkhurdar betho.Suna hai tumhara tabiyat kharab hai.

Main unke pas beth kar.

Main- Ji abhi thik hoon.

Rishabh- Baise tum jail kyu gaye the.

Main- Khud ki bike churi ke case mein.

Yeh sunkar sab hasne lagah.Main bhi hasne lagah.

Rishabh- Chalo khana khao.

Phir aise kuch baat chit karke khana khatam kia.Phir main apne kamre mein chala aya.Thodi der baad Pari bhi a gayi medicine dene ke liye.

Main- Aab medicine kyu.Aab toh bhukhar nahi hai.

Pari- Pura medicine khatam karna hai nahi toh bhukhar phir pakad legi.

Main- Chodte hi phir pakad legi.Badi kameeni hai.

Pari- Tumhara bakwas band karo aur medicine lo.

Maine medicine khaya.

Pari- chalo tum aram karo.

Main- Subah se aram hi toh kar raha hoon.Aab toh nind bhi nahiahi a rahi hai.

Pari- Thik hai.Chalo hum terrace pe jate hai.

Main- Yeh acha idea hai.

Phir main aur Pari terrace pe a gaye.Terrace ke as pas bahot sara phool laga huya tha.

Main- Are waah yaha toh bahot sara phool bhi hai.Tum karti ho kya.

Pari- Haan.Mujhe bahot achi laghti hai.Baise tumhe ek baat pucho.

Main phool ko dekhte dekhte kahan.

Main- Tum kabse izzazat lene laghi.

Pari- Tum park mein kya kar rahe the.Raat baar woha par kyu rahe.

Iss baat sunkar main thoda ghumsum ho gaya.Raat ko kya huya tha woh manjar mere ankhon ke samne a gaya.
Aab Pari ko kya bolun.

Main- Woh mera mood off ho gaya tha isliye waha chala gaya tha.

Pari- Par kyu mood off huya.

Main- Kis liye kyu yeh maat pucho pls main dubara woh sochna nahi chahta.

Pari mujhe dekhi phir kahan.

Pari- Chalo thik hai nahi puchti.

Phir aise hi hum kuch deer aise hi ghuma phir niche chala aya.Uss din jyada khas kuch nahi huya.Bas uncle ke sath thoda bahot baat kia phir khana khaya aurr Pari ne dabai dekhar sula dia

 

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Update 49

Subah subah koi mujhe hila raha tha.Maine ankh khulkar dekha toh Pari thi.Main usse bahon mein bhar liya aur mere pas sula dia.

Pari- Kya kar rahe ho chodo mujhe.Mummy a jayegi.

Main uske gardan ko upar muh rakh kar.

Main- Thoda soune dona.

Mera muh uske gardan par ragadne laga.Woh mere sar ki baloon ko sehlate sehlate boli.

Pari- Aaj kal janad jyada naughty ban gaye hai.

Main- Naughty kahan.Main toh sirf pyaar kar raha hoon.Aapni gf ko kar raha hoon kisi aur ki toh nahi.

Pari- Par abhi yeh sab karne ka permission nahi hai.Aab chodo mujhe.

Woh jabardasti mujhse alagh ho gayi.

Main- Yeh acha.3 saal ke baad shadi fix kia hai aur aab pyaar bhi nahi kar sakta.This is not fair.

Pari- Muskurate huye...Sabar rakhiye janab.Sabar ka faal mitha hota hai.

Main- Kabh woh mitha chakne ko milega kya malum.

Pari- Yeh baate chodo.8 baj gaye hai.Jaldi se tyaar hoke niche ayo.

8 bajne ke baat sunkar mera phatt gayi.Mujhe toh Dadi ke pas jana tha.

Main- Tumne mujhe jagaya kyu nahi.

Pari- Janab ko do bar phukar kar gaya hoon.

Main jaldi se uthkar bathroom chala gaya.Naha dhokar tyaar hokar aapne purane kapde pehan liya.Main niche aya toh dekha aunty aur uncle tha.

Rishabh- Are beta ayo nashta karlo.

Main- Nahi uncle woh mujhe jana hai.Dadi ko bola tha ki subah hi unke pas jayonga.

Shakuntala- Toh kya huya abhi toh time hai.

Main- Dadi wait kar rahi hogi mera nashte mein.

Rishabh- Jane do isse.Beta tum jao.

Main- Thank you uncle.Thank you aunty.

Phir main undono ko bye bolkar bike ke pas a gaya.Mujhe jaldi se Dadi ke pas jana tha.Main bua ke ghar ki taraf nikal pada.Jaise hi maine unke ghar ke samne aya maine dekha ki woh logh ghadi mein saman utha rahi thi.Aab yeh kya chakkar hai.Main bike park kar ke ghar ke andar chala gaya.Andar jate hi maine dekha ki Dadi hall mein bethi huyi thi.

Dadi mujhe dekhte hi mere pas a gayi aur mujhe seene se lagah li.

Dadi- A gaya beta.

Main- Ji yahan ho kya raha hai.Aap logh kahin ja rahe ho kya.

Dadi- Aap nahi hum logh ja rahe hai.

Main- Matlab?

Dadi- Divya ke nanad ki beti ki shadi hai.Isliye hamara pura parivaar ko invite kia hai.

Acha bua ki nanad ki beti ki shaadi hai.Phir toh bua mujhe nahi le jana chahegi.

Main- Lekin Dadi main kaise ja sakta hoon.Mujhe college bhi admission lena hai.

Dadi- Uske liye time hai.Tu aapna packing karle.

Main- Lekin Dadi...

Dadi- Lekin baikin kuch nahi.Chal packing kar.

Main- Chalo thik hai.

Maine ate huye jo bag laya tha usme kuch kapde tha.Wohi pack kar liya.Hum sabh car ke pas a gaye.Bua ke dekhkar lagh rahi hai khush nahi hai mujhe le jane par.Main aur Dadi ek car mein,Divya bua and family ek car mein and Kajol bua and family ek car mein.Hum chal pade Bua ke nanad ki gaon ke taraf.

 

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Update 50

Hum nikal pade Divya bua ki nanad ki gaon ki taraf.Aab waha par kya hoga mujhe nahi malum.Karib 2 ghanta ho gaya car mein bethe bethe.Phir ek dabah ke samne car ruka.Hum sab car se nikal kar dabeh par jakar muh hath dho liye.Hum sab waha par pade khatiya par beth gaye.Waha par ek aadmi aya order lene ke liye.

Dabeh Waiter- Ji saab boliye kya lenge.

Aakash uncle- Tum sab bolo kyon kya khaoge.

Aruna- Mujhe paratha khani hai woh bhi aloo ki.

Aakshay- Haan haan kyu nahi khayegi.Aloo ki tarah bann rahi hai.

Aakshay ki baat sunkar sab hasne lagah.Aruna muh fhula liya.

Aakshay-Usko manate huye... Ale meli gudiya naraz ho gaya kya.Main toh majak kar raha tha.Meri behen jaisi khubsurat toh koi nahi hai.Aab toh has de.

Phir Aruna has padi.

Dadi- Veer tum kya khaoge.

Main- Kuch bhi.

Dadi- Kya kuch bhi.Tu toh chicken pasand karta hai wohi mangvata hoon.

Main- Nahi nahi Dadi main thik hoon.Main aise hi halka phulka hi khaonga.

Dadi- Koi halka fhulka khane ki jarurat nahi hai.

Phir Dadi chicken ki order de deta hai.

Sahil- Main toh burger khaonga.

Kajol Bua- Beta yaha burger nahi milta.

Sahil- Nahi nahi mujhe burger chahiye.

Kajol Bua- Beta zid nahi karte chalo parathe khao.

Sahil- Nahi mujhe burger chahiye.

Kajol Bua- Ghusse se....Chup karke parathe khao.

Sahil rona jaisa shakal bana leta hai.Dadi usko apni ghod mein lekar.

Dadi- Beta jabh hum shahar jayenge toh tumhe bahot sara burger la dungi.Chalo acha bacha ke jaisa parathe khao.

Sahil- Pakka nani.Promise.

Dadi- Uske gaal par pappi karke....Promise.

Phir sabh ke liye khana a jata hai.Hum sabh khana khane lage.Main khana kha raha tha aur nazar road par tha.Achanak maine dekha ek bacha road ke bichobich khada tha aur samne se ek lauri(truck) a raha tha.Maine daud laga dia uss bache ke taraf.Main lapak ke uss bache ko pakda aur piche ke taraf chalan laga dia bache ko lekar.Lauri tezi se nikal gaya aur bacha mere seene se chipak gaya.Tabhi ek awaaz mujhe sunai dia.

Dadi- Veeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr.

Main jabh samal kar uss bache ko lekar utha toh sabh mere pas a gaye.Ek lady daudta huya mere pas ayi aur bacha ko mujhse lekar chumne laghi.Shayed yeh bache ki maa hai.Jabh woh hosh samali toh kehne laghi.

Lady- Aapka bahot bahot shukriya.Aapne meri beta ko bachaya.

Main- Aapko thoda dhyan dena chahiye tha.

Lady- Sorry mujhse laparvai ho gayi.

Main- Koi baat nahi ainda se dhyaan rakhiyega.

Lady- Aapka bahot bahot shukriya.Mera naam hai Roshni aur yeh mera beta Rohan.

Main- Ji mera naam hai Veer.Aapka husband kahan hai.

Roshni- Ji mera husband shahar mein kaam karte hai.Mera bus ka time ho gaya hai.Aapka bahot bahot shukriya.Aapka yeh yehsan main zindaghi bhar nahi bolungi.

Main- Are yeh koi yehsan nahi tha.Main jo kiya woh koi bhi karta.

Roshni- Aajke jamane mein koi nahi karta.Chaliye main chalti hoon.

Main- Chaliye bye.Bye Rohan.

Roshni- Bhaiya ko bye bolo.

Rohan dari sehmi bas aapni maa ki gale lage huye the.

Main- Shayed darr gayi hai.Aap usko le jaiye.Thoda time ke baad halka jo jayega.

Phir Roshni chali jati hai.Tabhi Aruna chilla padi.

Aruna- Mummy inki peth se toh khoon beh raha hai.

Yeh baat sunkar mujhe bhi mehsus huya peth mein dard ho raha hai.Dadi mere shirt utar dia.Main aab bina shirt ke khada raha.

Dadi- Peth se toh khoon beh raha hai.Pura chil gaya hai.

Main- Dadi chota sa hi toh chot hai.

Dadi- Koi chota chot nahi hai.Chal doctor ke pas.

Main- Dadi yaha par Doctor kahan milega.

Dabehwala- Mere pas first aid-box hai.Main lekar ata hoon.

Dabehwala first aid-box lane chala gaya.Main aur sabh ussi jagah par a gaye.

Aakash uncle- Bade jigar wale ho.

Sameer uncle- Haan.Bahot acha kaam kia tumne.

Main- Thanks.

Aakshay- Bhai kya body hai aapki.Kaise banaya mujhe bhi toh batao.

Main bas muskura dia.Tabhi dabehwal first aid-box lekar aya.Dadi mere chot par dettol lagane lagah.

Main- Aiii bahot jal raha hai.

Dadi- Thoda toh jalega hi beta.

Phir isi jalan ke sath malam patti kiya.Phir hum nikal pade Divya bua ki nanad ke gaon ke taraf.Karib 1 ghante baad hum pohonch gaye ek gaon mein.Dekhne mein bahot acha tha woh gaon.Hamare gaon se compare karunga toh shayed hamare gaon hi best hai.Shayed khud ka gaon sabse pyaara lagta hai.Phir hum pohoncha ek ghar ke samne.Hum sab car se nikle.

Ghar ke samne shaadi ka taam jham chal raha tha.Ghar ek manjila tha.Dekhne mein bada sa tha.Kuch der baad ek aurat daud kar aii.

Aurat- Are bhabi bhaiya aap logh a gaye.Bahot der kardi ane mein.

Yeh shayed bua ki nanad hai.

Aakash uncle- Are meri behna kahan der kar di.Hum toh time par a gaye.

Divya Bua- Nanad ke gale laga liya...Kaisi hai Sonali.

Acha toh inki naam Sonali hai.

Sonali- Main toh achi hoon par ek aapse bahot naraj hai.

Divya Bua- Acha kahan hai meri gudiya.

Ladki- Main yaha hoon.

Hum sabh ka muh us taraf mud gaya.Wah toh husn ki mallika khadi hai.Wow kya mast ladki hai.Masoomiyat toh muh se tapak rahi hai.Uss ko dekhkar ek paal ke liye toh main khud bhul gaya ki main kahan khada hoon.Uss ke nashili ankh dekh kar mere seene mein khalbali mach gayi.Usski honth toh ek gulab thi.Gulabi honth.Wah kya lagti hai.Tabhi koi mujhe hilaya.Main chonk kar dekha toh Dadi mujhe hila rahi thi.

Dadi- Kahan kho gaye.

Main- K kahin nahi.

Ladki- Main aapse naraz hoon mami.Aap itni saal ke baad aye mujhse milne.

Divya Bua- Uske pas jakar...Tu toh meri gudiya hai.Kya karoon bachon ki padai bhi toh hota hai.

Sonali- Are Komal beta aab maaf bhi karde aapni mami ko.

Toh inka naam Komal hai.Inko suit karti hai.

Komal- Chalo maaf kia.Par aap mere sath hi rahoge.

Divya Bua- Aab toh shaadi hone tak teri sath hi rahonga.

Phir Dadi ne mujhe sabse introduce kiya.Itna der ke baad maine ek chiz notice kia ki Sonali bua simple si saaj daaj thi.Par kyu.Kya pata.

Komal sirf meri taraf ek nazar dali phir sar jhukakar andar chali gayi.Hum sabh bhi andar chale gaye.Sabh bahot thak gaye the.Jabh hum gaon pohoncha toh dopeher ho chuka tha.Ghar jyada bada toh nahi tha isliye sabhko room share karna pada.Kajol bua ki family ek room mein.Divya bua aur Sameer uncle ek room mein.Aakshay aur mujhe ek room mila.Aruna ko Komal ki room mila.Dadi Sonali bua ke room mein chale gaye.Main bahot thak gaya tha isliye fresh hokar sou gaya.

 

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Update 51

Main jabh sou kar utha toh dekha kamre mein koi nahi tha.Shayed Aakshay bahar hai.Main kamre ki bahar chala gya.Chota sa hall tha waha par sabh ladies aur gents bethe huye the.Main bhi jakar Dadi ke pas beth gaya.

Aakash uncle- Sonu Shaadi toh do din baad hai na.Kaal toh Haldi hai.Yeh saab kuch jyada jaldi nahi hai.

Sonali- Bhaiya ladka acha hai.Jamindar ka beta hai.Ladke ko shaadi ka jaldi hai.Usko America settle hona hai.

Aakash uncle- Yeh agar America settle ho jayegi toh tujhe kyon dekhega.

Komal- Mama main bhi yehi keh rahi hoon maa ko ki mujhe yeh shaadi nahi karni.Main maa ko chod kar nahi jana chahti.

Sonali- Beta baat ko samajh.Tu aapna zindaghi mein khush reh.

Divya Bua- Aur rahi baat Sonali ki toh hum hai na usko dekhne ke liye.

Aakash uncle- Chalo chalo kaam bahot hai.Sabhko jo jo samjhaya hai sabh wohi kaa par lagh jao.

Phir bade sabh aapne apne kaam mein lagh jate hai.

Aakshay- Baise di hamare jiju dekhne mein kaisa hai.

Yeh baat sunte hi Komal ke chehra lal pad gayi.Gore gore gaal par lali ke mukhra dekhne mein acha lagh raha tha.

Aruna- Di batao na.

Komal- Sharmate huye...Mujhe nahi malum.

Aakshay- Yeh kya di aapko hi nahi malum kaisa dikhta hai aur aap shaadi kar rahi hai.

Komal- Maa ko pasand hai toh mujhe bhi pasand hai.

Phir aise hi nok jhok ke baad sabh aapne aapne kamo mein lagh gaya.Mujhe kya karna hai mujhe toh pata hi nahi.Phir bhi main Aakshay ki kaamo mein madat kar deta.Aise hi raat ho gaya.Sabh beth kar khana khane lagah.

Aakash uncle- Kaal Haldi hai toh sabh kuch tyaar ho gaya.Sham ko ladke walon ke taraf se Haldi ayega phir yaha par haldi ka rasam shuru ho ga.

Aruna- Hamare yaha Haldi nahi hai kya jo ladke walon ke yaha se ayega.

Divya Bua- Hamare yaha toh hai.Par yeh bhi ek rasam hai beta.

Aakshay- Baise tujhe agar shaadi karni hai toh bol de hum kisi mota behes ko dhund layenge.

Aakshay ke baat sunkar sabh hasne lagah.

Aruna- Papa dekho na.

Aakash uncle- Aankh dikhakar...Aakshay.

Phir sabh chup chap khana khane lagah.Phir sabh sou ne chala gaya.Main bhi sou ne chala gaya.Par nind nahi a raha tha toh Pari ke sath baat kia.Phir nind a gaya.

 

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Update 52

Subah shor sharaba ke sath mera nind khul gaya.Itna shor kyu ho raha hai bahar.Mere pas Aakshay ghode bech kar sou raha tha.Usko toh pata hi nahi hai ki kya ho raha hai.Main bahar jakar dekha toh bahot sare logh angan(courtyard) mein khade the.

Aadmi1- Aap fikar maat kariye Sonali behen hum hai na.Komal betiya ki shaadi ka tyaari hum sab karenge.Kyu bhaiyo.

Sabh logh- Haan haan.

Aurat1- Komal beti hamara bhi beti hai.Hum sabh aapki madat karenge.

Sonali- Dekhiye yeh aapka jo pyaar hai woh mere liye bahot hai.Phir bhi agar aap logh madat karne chahe toh aap logon ka swagat hai.

Bapre lagta hai inn logon ka bahot naam hai yaha par.Sabh logh koi na koi kaam par lagh gaye.Aaj haldi ka rasam tha.Toh saab intezam karne laghe.Phir Dadi mere pas a gaye.

Dadi- Uth gaya beta.Fresh hokar aaja main nashta deti hoon.

Main- Yeh logh kaun hai.

Dadi- Yeh gaon wale hai.

Main- Sonali bua ki toh bahot naam hai.Sabh madat karne ke liye a gaye.

Dadi- Muskurakar..Naam nahi beta.Yeh logh Sonali ki pati ka bahot izzat karte hai.Komal ko aapni beti manti hai.

Main- Hmm.Komal ka pitaji kahan hai.

Dadi- 5 saal pehle woh gujar gaye.

Main iss baat ko sunkar thoda udas ho gaya.

Main- Kya huya tha unko.

Dadi- Heart Attack.Chal aab fresh ho ja.

Phir main bathroom mein jakar fresh ho gaya.Dadi mujhe nashta dia aur main nashta karne lagah.Nashta karne ke baad main kaam mein madat karne lagah.Phir Pari ka phone a gaya.

Main- Hello ji.

Pari- Kya kar rahe hai ji.

Main- Kaam kar raha hoon shaadi ka.Inki shaadi dekhkar mujhe shaadi karne ka maan ho raha hai.

Pari- Tum hamisha kya yehi sochte rehte ho kya.

Main- Aab kya karoon.Mujhe toh bahot jaldi hai Shaadi ka.

Pari- Thoda sabar kijiye ji.Sabar ka fal mitha hota hai.

Main- Hay kabh woh mitha khane ko milega.

Pari- Dhatt.

Phir aise hi thoda der Pari ke sath baat kiya.Phir lagh gaye kaam par.Aise hi kaam karte karte kabh sham ho gaya mujhe pata bhi nahi chala.Kuch der baad rasam shuru hone wala hai.Toh sab tyaar hone chala gaya.Dadi mujhe ek sherwani dia pehenne ke liye.Main jakar tyaar ho gaya.Sabh angan mein bethe the.Kafi logh aya tha fubction mein.Main gate ke pas wall ke upar betha huya tha.Abhi tak haldi nahi aya ladke wale ke pas se.Komal ko bhi stage par bethaya gaya.Main bahar wall ke sath khada hokar mobile mein game khel raha tha.

Kuch der baad ek ghadi akar ruka gate ke samne.Shayed a gaye.Aakash uncle aur Sameer uncle ne unka swagat kia.Uncle ne mujhe bulaya haldi ke thali ko pakadne ke liye.Main jakar pakad liya.Phir sabh function ke andar chale a rahe the.Tabhi Sahil bhag kar mujhse takraya haldi ka thoda hissa mujh par gir gaya.Mere gaal par haldi lagh gaya.Yeh dekhkar sabh mujhe aise dekh rahe the jaise maine kisi ka kidney mang liya ho.Phir ek aurat bol pada.

Aurat1- Haay ram yeh toh aapshogon ho gaya.Dulhe ka haldi issko lagh gaya.

Aurat2- Aab toh aapshogon ho gaya aab kya karen.

Main- Kuch na samajh kar...Thoda sa hi toh gira hai aisisa kya ho gaya.

Aadmi1- Chup kar ladke.Badtamizi karta hai.

Main- Main kabh badtamizi kiya main toh bata raha hoon aisa kuch nahi hota.

Divya bua mere pas akar mujhse thali khinch kar le liya aur ghusse se kehne lagah.

Divya Bua- Ek kaam thik se nahi ata.Sabh kharab kar diya.Manhoos ki manhoos hi rahega tu.

Yeh baate sunkar toh mujhe bahot dukh huya.Sabh ke samne mujhe zalil kar dala.Main sirf chup chap jakar ek kone mein khada ho gaya.

Divya Bua- Dekhiye jo kuch bhi huya anjane mein huya.Bhagban bhi maaf karega yeh galti.

Phir shuru ho gaya haldi ka rasam.Main bas kone mein khada tha.Mere ankhon mein asu chalak raha tha.Phir thoda der ke baad Dadi mere pas ayi.

Dadi- Beta bura maat maan.Yeh gaon ke logh yese hi kuch bhi kehte hai.

Main- Sorry Dadi maine jaan bujh kar kuch nahi kiya.Sahil mujhse takraya toh main sambhal nahi paya.

Dadi- Main janti hoon mera beta kuch nahi kiya.Chal maan chota maat kar.

Phir Dadi ke sath mein kuch der betha raha.Dadi haldi lagane chale gaye.Sabhne haldi lagah diya.

Aurat1- Aur koi hai kya haldi lagane ke liye.

Dadi kuch kehne ja rahi thi ki Bua bol padi.

Divya Bua- Nahi aur koi nahi hai.

Lagta hai Dadi mujhe bulana chahte the.Koi baat nahi.Phir sabh khana khane chale gaye.Function khatam hote hote 11 baj gaye the.Kaal shaadi tha toh sabh jaldi jaldi soune chale gaye.Main bhi dant khakar thak gaya.Main fresh hokar let gaya.Kaabh nind aya malum hi nahi pada.

 

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Update 53

Aaj shaadi honewala hai.Ek ladki aapna nayi zindaghi jeene jane wala hai.Kya uski zindaghi mein khushiyan ayegi ya dukh yeh woh aabhi nahi sochti.Woh bas iss lamhon ko jeena chahti hai.

Subah ki 7 baje mera nind khula.Nind se jagte hi maine dekha sabh logh kaam kar rahe hai.Sabhi aurte bhag daud kar rahi thi.Shaadi toh sham ko honewala hai.Yeh abhi se hi shuru ho gaye.Main bathroom jakar fresh ho gaya.Fresh hokar bahar nikla toh Dadi mere samne khadi thi nashte lekar.

Main- Aapko kaise malum main uth chuka hoon.

Dadi- Tujhe uthane gaya tha toh dekha tu nahi hai.Isliye tumhare liye nashta le aya.

Main bhi kitna budhu hoon.Yesi yesi sawal puchta hoon.Jiska koi matlab bhi nahi hai.Dadi muskurakar chali gayi.Main nashta karne lagah.Nashta karne ke baad main angan(Courtyard) mein beth gaya.Sabh ko dekh raha tha kaam karte waqt.Anagan(Caurtyard) mein mandap lagah rahe the.Main bas iss tarah ki nazara dekh raha tha aur sabh kaam kar rahe the.Tabhi mere pas akar Sahil beth gaya.

Sahil- Aap kyon ho jo hamare sath aye ho.

Uss ki baat sunkar main muskura dia.

Main- Main aapki bhai hoon.

Sahil- Lekin mera toh koi bhai nahi hai.Main toh akela hoon.

Main- Main aapki mummy ki bhai ka beta hoon.

Sahil- Par mujhe toh pata nahi tha.

Main- Woh main gaon mein rehta hoon na isliye aapko malum nahi hoga.

Sahil- Mummy bhi kabhi nahi bola.

Aab isko kya bolub ki tumhare mummy mujhe pasand nahi karti.

Main- Tum bahot chote ho na isliye nahi bataya.

Sahil- Nahi main bada ho gaya hoon.Yeh dekhiye.

Woh khada hokar aapne kamar par hath dalkar mere samne khada ho gaya.Uska iss harkat par main has pada.

Main- Usska naak khinch kar....Ji chote sarkar aap bahot bade ho gaye hai.

Phir woh khush ho gaya aur bahar bhag gaya.Aab main bas uska harkat sochkar has raha tha.Tabhi Aakshay ko dekha ek bori uthakar la raha tha.Lekin usko bahot taklif ho raha tha.Main uske pas chala gaya madat karne ke liye.

Main- Lao main help karta hoon.

Woh bori niche rakhkar haanfte huye.

Aakshay- Thanks bhai.

Phir main bori ko kandhe par utha liya.Bhari toh tha.Lekin gym karne se halka hi lagah.

Main- Kahan rakhna hai.

Aakshay- Uss kamre mein.

Main usska bataya huya kamre mein jakar bori rakh dia.Phir aise hi chota mota kaam karte karte kaabh sham ho gaya pata hi nahi chala.Sabh tyaar hone lagah.Dadi mujhe aapne pas bulaya.Main unke pas chala gaya.Woh bag mein se ek dusra sherwani nikal kar mujhe dia.

Dadi- Beta yeh pehenna.

Main- Dadi main dulha nahi hoon.Jo aap yeh pehenne ke liye keh rahi hai.Yeh bahot bhari hai.

Dadi- Koi bhari nahi hai.Chal pehen ke a.

Main chala gaya tyaar hone.Tyaar hokar Dadi ke pas chala gaya.

Dadi- Bahot handsome lagh raha hai.

Main- Aap bhi sexy lagh rahi ho.

Dadi- Chal hatt.

Phir main bahar a gaya.Baraat abhi tak nahi aya tha.Abhi ane mein time tha.Aakash uncle ne mujhe aur Aakshay ko khane ka department dia hai.Toh main woh dekhne lagah.Iss tarah aur 1 ghanta beet gaya.Aab Aakash uncle aur Sameer uncle gate ke pas chale gaye logon ka swagat karne ke liye.Bahot sare logh aya hai shaadi mein.Phir khabar aya ki baraat a gaya.Sabh gate ke pas khada ho gaya.Ek pholon se sajha huya car gate ke pas ruka.Main ek corner mein khada ho gaya.Car ke andar se dulha nikla.Dikhne mein acha tha.Handsome laghta hai.Sonali bua ne dulhe ka aarti utara phir dulhe ko andar lakar bethaya gaya.

Abhi Shaadi ka time hai isliye Dulhe aur unke dost ko ek kamre mein bethaya gaya.Dulhe ka baap Uncle ke sath bethkar baat kar rahe the.Hum sabh tyaari aur dulhe walon ka khatirdari karne lagah.Tabhi last khana check karne ke liye main khane ke jagah jane lagah.Tabhi mujhe kuch awaaz e sunai dia.Main gaur se suna toh yeh awaaze dulhe ka room se a raha tha.Na chahte huye bhi main uss taraf baad gaya.Kamre ke pas akar khidki se dekha toh andar dulhe ke dost baat kar rahe the.Main yeh dekh kar jane lagah waha se.Tabhi mere kaano mein ek baat aya.

Dost1- Kya mast lagh rahi hai woh.

Yeh baat sunkar main khada ho gaya aur waha se khidki ke andar jhakne lagah.

Dost2- Haan yaar sali kya dikh rahi hai dulhan ke roop mein.

Dost3- Mera toh dekhkar hi khada ho gaya.

Dulha- Aabe chup salon agar koi sunn liya na lene ke dene pad jayega.

Dost2- Are yaar aab bardasht nahi hota.Saali ko bachpan se dekh raha hoon.Saali hath mein hi nahi ati.Mujhe toh thappad bhi mara usne.

Dost3- Sahi kaha Sanjay tune.Saali ka aaj garmi nikalenge hum.Suhag raat aaj Ravi akela nahi hum teeno manayenge.

Dost1- Sahi kaha Suresh tune.Saali ko aaj aisa ragdunga ki saali ka sara aag thandi kar dunga.

Ravi- Kamino chup.Koi sun lega aur Rakesh tu toh aapna muh band rakh hamisha chudai sar par rehta hai isska.Aaj hum charo suhagraat manayenge.Bahot patti padani padi iska maa ko.Tabhi jakar maani woh.

Yeh saab baate sunkar mere pairon taale zameen khisak gaya.Koi aisa kaise kar sakta hai aapni biwi ke sath.Unke baaten mere kaano mein utar kar mere dil mein utar gaya.Mere dil jaise tooth raha hai.Main uljhan mehsus karne lagah.Aab main kya karoon.Bua ko bolta hoon.Lekin Divya bua mera baat yakin nahi karenge.Aab kya karoon kuch soch kaise Komal ko bachaya jaye.Jabh main andar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.Oh shit yeh logh kahan chale gaye.Main bhag kar mandap ke pas aya.

Tabhi maine dekha Ravi mandap pe betha hai.Dono bua aur Aruna Komal ko la rahi thi.Komal ko dekhne mein bilkul sundarta ki muhraat dikh rahi thi.Aisa muhraat jisko koi bhihi aapne ghar mein saja kar rakhna chahe.Uske hothon par woh hasi jo kisi ki bhi maan ko khushi se bhar sakta hai.Komal mandap pe beth gayi.Panditji mantra padne lagah.Main bas Komal ko dekh raha tha.

Main usko dekh raha tha aur samajh nahi a raha hai ki aab kya karoon main.Kisko kahoon ya na kahoon.Ek paal ke liye toh mujhe lagah main iss jhamele se dhur rehta hoon.Main uska hasta huya chehra dekh raha tha ki mujhe kuch awaaze a raha tha.

Maaaaaa...mujhe bachaooooo....ahhhhh...bachaoooo mujhe.....Cheekh ke rone ke awaaz...Jaise kisi ka kaleza faat rahi ho....Koi khoon ka asu rone lagah jaise....Mere samne woh manzar a gaya jaha main dekh raha tha ki woh 4 ladke Komal ko noch noch kha raha hai....Woh bas cheekh rahi thi....Maa ko pukar rahi thi....Uske jism ko khuredne lagah woh logh....Uske aatma ko noch raha tha woh logh...Cheekh sirf cheekh ghunj raha tha mere kaano mein...Main aapna kaan dabate huye cheekh pada.

Main- Jor se chillate huye.....Nahiiiiiiiiiiii.

Mere cheekh sunn kar sabh ka ruh kaanp gaya.Sabh mujhe hi dekh raha tha