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To didi mai kya karu ..
Aab kya kar sakate hai ..banake nasta khila de
Yaha ya bahar
Tab gardan ghuma ke dekhate hai
Yahi pai
Aur nal ghuma ke kahti hai
Ye nal se pani kyon nahi nikal raha hai
Tab nawaz kahata hai
Memsaab mai kuch help Karu
Tab nawaz ki aur gardan ghuma ke dekhate hai
Kis mai
Pani nikalane mai .. I mean nal ka pani nikalane mai
Shukriya par mai kar lungi
Kah ke nal se pani nikalane ke liye nal ghuma Rahi thi par pani nahi aa raha tha tab nawaz phir se kahata hai
Aap kahe to
Tab jhat se kahte hai
Thik hai
Kahke use haat se idhar aane ka ishara karti hai aur sar ke puche haat dal adda ke saath usko dekhane lagi ..

Tab nawaz kahata hai .. uske paas jake
Aab aap itane pyar se bula rahi ho aapne paas to muje aana hi padega na aap ke paas
tab gusse se uske aur dekhate hui kahate hai
maine tume bulaya kya aapne paas
tab nawaz kahata hai
matlab ..
nawaz aage kuch kahata usse pahle hi aarti nakhare se kahati hai ..usko dekh ke ..
Maine nahi bulaya tum hi kah rahe the memsaab mai help Karu kya
Uske baat mai ek adda thi .. chehare par halki si smile thi aur kamar pai haat tha ..
Tab nawaz kahata hai
aise adda hame dikhaoge memsaab to hum mar hi jayenge
Tab smile karte hui kahti hai
Baat ko mat ghumao .. maine kab tume bulaya tha ye pahle batao
Tab nawaz kahata hai
Aab aap bulao ya mai aau aapke paas..
thoda ruk ke aarti ke chehare ki expression dekhata hai ..wo use hi ghur rahi thi ..tab nawaz aage kahata hai usko dekhate hui
aap ki help karane aap ke paas .. ek hi baat hai na
Tab uske khande ko marti hai
Ek baat nahi hai
Kaise
Jada baat mat karo .. chupchaap aapna kaam karo
aisa bol ke smile karti hai
aur neeta ko dekhati hai .. par neeta ki nazar idhar nahi thi ..wo aapne mobile mai busy thi ..tab mann mai kahte hai aarti
neeta tu udhar busy hai aur idhar tera aashiq mujpai line maar raha hai
aise kahte hi uske chehare par sharam aa jati hai .. idhar nawaz pani ke nal ke paas jata hai aur nal ghumake dekhata hai tab usse pani nahi aata phir wo 4-5 baar nal ka cock aage piche ghumata ..phir niche baith ke basin ke niche se pipe dekhane ka try karata hai par use waha pipe nahi dikhata tab wo phir se uth ke nal ka cock ghumake dekhne lagata hai tab aarti kahati hai
ho gaya kya thik
tab nawaz kahata hai
dekh raha hu memsaab
aisa bol ke nawaz aarti ko dekhane laga
tab aarti kahti hai
muje nahi dekhana hai udhar nal ko dekhana hai
wahi dekh raha hu
aisa bol ke ghum ke nal ko ghumane lagata hai ..
utana to maine bhi kiya tha
kiya hoga par aapne niche kaha dekha hoga
niche kuch hai hi nahi to kya dekhoge
dekhana padata hai memsaab
to dekh lo phir
tab nawaz ghum ke aarti ko dekhata hai aur kahata hai
thank you memsaab
tab aarti kahti hai
besharam !!!
aarti ki adda ko dekh kar nawaz ka lund sir uthane laga jiska ehsaas hote hi nawaz ne apni nazar ghuma li aur nal thik karane laga .. aur aarti usko dekhne lagi ..peeche khade hokar aarti nawaz ko bahut gor se dekh bhi rahe the aur kuch soch bhi rahi thi...
Aisa kya hai iss mai jo neeta ko ye chichora pasand aaya .. dikhane mai to kuch khaas nahi hai.. halka sa mota bhi hai.. phir smile karte hui kahte hai
Haan baate achha karta hai
Haan ye ho sakata hai aapne baato mai hi neeta ko fasa liya hoga
tabhi nawaz gardan ghumake ek baar aarti ko dekhata hai tab wo dekh leta hai aarti use hi ghur rahi hai .. tab use dekh ke aarti kahti hai
ho gaya thik kya
nahi kar raha hu
tab aapne chehare par smile late hui aada ke saath kahati hai
muje to laga tha tum to 2 minute mai kar loge par tum to kuch kaam ke nahi ho ..sirf baate karte rahte ho
aisa kah ke uske paas chali gayi ..matlab sink ke paas chali gayi .. tab nawaz usko dekhate hui kahta hai
kar bhi leta par muje kya pata tha aap nal ko itana kharab kar dogi
tab nakhare se kahati hai
achha ji .. ye achha hai ..tum nal thik nahi kar paa rahe ho aur dosh muje de rahe ho .. dosh ka tikra muj par faad rahe ho
aap ko dosh nahi de raha hu memsaab
phir
nal aapne itana jaam kiya hai isliye bola
by the way ye nal mai akele use nahi karti
phir kon use karta hai
tab neeta ke taraf dekhkar kahti hai
tumari maharani
tab neeta ki taraf dekhkar kahta hai
mai to bhul hi gaya tha .. aap dono yaha kaam karte ho
tab jhat se aarti kahti hai
mai yaha koi kaamwaam nahi karti ..mai malkin hu aur wo naukar ..
wahi
kya wahi
mere kahane ka matlab tha ki memsaab wo kaam karti hai aur aap use guide karte ho
aisa kaho na phir
waise bhi isme harz hii kya hi ki maid ki help memsaab kare ...itane bade Banglow par aap dono akele hi hote ho ..sare kaam akele neeta to nahi kar pati hogi na .. tab aapne use thode help kardi to ismai buri baat to nahi hai na madam ji
tab ek nazar aarti nawaz ko dekhkar phir niche dekhati hui kahti hai
ji ji koi burai nahi hai .. koi buri baat nahi hai ismai
mai sahi kah raha hu na memsaab
tab aarti kahti hai
haan haan tum sahi kah rahe ho ..
waise bhi muje lagata hai aap dono sare kaam mil baatkar karti ho malkin aur maid .. kyon memsaab ...sahi kah raha hu na mai ..
haan haan ..bilkul
tabhi nal se pani aa jata hai ..tab aarti kahti hai ..
aa gaya pani
haan ..kar diya maine aap ka kaam
haan thank you ..
welcom ji memsaab
jara baju ho jao..muje dekhane do
tab nawaz baju hone ka natak karta hai aur aarti nal chalu karti hai waise hi pani ka force badata hai tab nawaz jhat se nal band karne ke liye haat aage badake nal ke tap par haat rakhate hui nal band karane laga waha already aarti ka haat tha ..aarti ke haat par nawaz ka haat rakhate hi aarti ko bada jhataka laga .... wo aarti ke taraf dekhne lagta hai jo iss waqt uske samne khadi thi....aur use hi dekh rahi thi ..gusse se..
usne socha hi nahi tha ki aisa kuch hoga ya nawaz aisa kuch karega ..nawaz itani himmat karega aisa aarti ne nahi socha tha .....aab nawaz apne gande kaale haatho mai aarti ke goore komal haatho ko tham leta hai..aarti gusse se use dekh rahi thi lekin nawaz has raha tha ..aab aarti aapna haath khinchane lagi to nawaz usko haat khinchane nahi de raha tha ..nawaz use hi dekh raha tha .. uska make up dekh raha tha.wo usko dekh ke mann mai kahata hai ..
mast maal lag rahi memsaab ..
Aab kya kar sakate hai ..banake nasta khila de
Yaha ya bahar
Tab gardan ghuma ke dekhate hai
Yahi pai
Aur nal ghuma ke kahti hai
Ye nal se pani kyon nahi nikal raha hai
Tab nawaz kahata hai
Memsaab mai kuch help Karu
Tab nawaz ki aur gardan ghuma ke dekhate hai

Kis mai
Pani nikalane mai .. I mean nal ka pani nikalane mai
Shukriya par mai kar lungi
Kah ke nal se pani nikalane ke liye nal ghuma Rahi thi par pani nahi aa raha tha tab nawaz phir se kahata hai
Aap kahe to
Tab jhat se kahte hai
Thik hai
Kahke use haat se idhar aane ka ishara karti hai aur sar ke puche haat dal adda ke saath usko dekhane lagi ..

Tab nawaz kahata hai .. uske paas jake
Aab aap itane pyar se bula rahi ho aapne paas to muje aana hi padega na aap ke paas
tab gusse se uske aur dekhate hui kahate hai

maine tume bulaya kya aapne paas
tab nawaz kahata hai
matlab ..
nawaz aage kuch kahata usse pahle hi aarti nakhare se kahati hai ..usko dekh ke ..

Maine nahi bulaya tum hi kah rahe the memsaab mai help Karu kya
Uske baat mai ek adda thi .. chehare par halki si smile thi aur kamar pai haat tha ..
Tab nawaz kahata hai
aise adda hame dikhaoge memsaab to hum mar hi jayenge
Tab smile karte hui kahti hai
Baat ko mat ghumao .. maine kab tume bulaya tha ye pahle batao
Tab nawaz kahata hai
Aab aap bulao ya mai aau aapke paas..
thoda ruk ke aarti ke chehare ki expression dekhata hai ..wo use hi ghur rahi thi ..tab nawaz aage kahata hai usko dekhate hui
aap ki help karane aap ke paas .. ek hi baat hai na
Tab uske khande ko marti hai
Ek baat nahi hai
Kaise
Jada baat mat karo .. chupchaap aapna kaam karo
aisa bol ke smile karti hai

aur neeta ko dekhati hai .. par neeta ki nazar idhar nahi thi ..wo aapne mobile mai busy thi ..tab mann mai kahte hai aarti
neeta tu udhar busy hai aur idhar tera aashiq mujpai line maar raha hai
aise kahte hi uske chehare par sharam aa jati hai .. idhar nawaz pani ke nal ke paas jata hai aur nal ghumake dekhata hai tab usse pani nahi aata phir wo 4-5 baar nal ka cock aage piche ghumata ..phir niche baith ke basin ke niche se pipe dekhane ka try karata hai par use waha pipe nahi dikhata tab wo phir se uth ke nal ka cock ghumake dekhne lagata hai tab aarti kahati hai
ho gaya kya thik
tab nawaz kahata hai
dekh raha hu memsaab
aisa bol ke nawaz aarti ko dekhane laga

tab aarti kahti hai
muje nahi dekhana hai udhar nal ko dekhana hai
wahi dekh raha hu
aisa bol ke ghum ke nal ko ghumane lagata hai ..
utana to maine bhi kiya tha
kiya hoga par aapne niche kaha dekha hoga
niche kuch hai hi nahi to kya dekhoge
dekhana padata hai memsaab
to dekh lo phir
tab nawaz ghum ke aarti ko dekhata hai aur kahata hai
thank you memsaab
tab aarti kahti hai
besharam !!!
aarti ki adda ko dekh kar nawaz ka lund sir uthane laga jiska ehsaas hote hi nawaz ne apni nazar ghuma li aur nal thik karane laga .. aur aarti usko dekhne lagi ..peeche khade hokar aarti nawaz ko bahut gor se dekh bhi rahe the aur kuch soch bhi rahi thi...
Aisa kya hai iss mai jo neeta ko ye chichora pasand aaya .. dikhane mai to kuch khaas nahi hai.. halka sa mota bhi hai.. phir smile karte hui kahte hai
Haan baate achha karta hai
Haan ye ho sakata hai aapne baato mai hi neeta ko fasa liya hoga
tabhi nawaz gardan ghumake ek baar aarti ko dekhata hai tab wo dekh leta hai aarti use hi ghur rahi hai .. tab use dekh ke aarti kahti hai
ho gaya thik kya
nahi kar raha hu
tab aapne chehare par smile late hui aada ke saath kahati hai

muje to laga tha tum to 2 minute mai kar loge par tum to kuch kaam ke nahi ho ..sirf baate karte rahte ho
aisa kah ke uske paas chali gayi ..matlab sink ke paas chali gayi .. tab nawaz usko dekhate hui kahta hai
kar bhi leta par muje kya pata tha aap nal ko itana kharab kar dogi
tab nakhare se kahati hai

achha ji .. ye achha hai ..tum nal thik nahi kar paa rahe ho aur dosh muje de rahe ho .. dosh ka tikra muj par faad rahe ho
aap ko dosh nahi de raha hu memsaab
phir
nal aapne itana jaam kiya hai isliye bola
by the way ye nal mai akele use nahi karti
phir kon use karta hai
tab neeta ke taraf dekhkar kahti hai
tumari maharani
tab neeta ki taraf dekhkar kahta hai
mai to bhul hi gaya tha .. aap dono yaha kaam karte ho
tab jhat se aarti kahti hai
mai yaha koi kaamwaam nahi karti ..mai malkin hu aur wo naukar ..
wahi
kya wahi
mere kahane ka matlab tha ki memsaab wo kaam karti hai aur aap use guide karte ho
aisa kaho na phir
waise bhi isme harz hii kya hi ki maid ki help memsaab kare ...itane bade Banglow par aap dono akele hi hote ho ..sare kaam akele neeta to nahi kar pati hogi na .. tab aapne use thode help kardi to ismai buri baat to nahi hai na madam ji
tab ek nazar aarti nawaz ko dekhkar phir niche dekhati hui kahti hai

ji ji koi burai nahi hai .. koi buri baat nahi hai ismai
mai sahi kah raha hu na memsaab
tab aarti kahti hai
haan haan tum sahi kah rahe ho ..
waise bhi muje lagata hai aap dono sare kaam mil baatkar karti ho malkin aur maid .. kyon memsaab ...sahi kah raha hu na mai ..
haan haan ..bilkul
tabhi nal se pani aa jata hai ..tab aarti kahti hai ..
aa gaya pani
haan ..kar diya maine aap ka kaam
haan thank you ..
welcom ji memsaab
jara baju ho jao..muje dekhane do
tab nawaz baju hone ka natak karta hai aur aarti nal chalu karti hai waise hi pani ka force badata hai tab nawaz jhat se nal band karne ke liye haat aage badake nal ke tap par haat rakhate hui nal band karane laga waha already aarti ka haat tha ..aarti ke haat par nawaz ka haat rakhate hi aarti ko bada jhataka laga .... wo aarti ke taraf dekhne lagta hai jo iss waqt uske samne khadi thi....aur use hi dekh rahi thi ..gusse se..

usne socha hi nahi tha ki aisa kuch hoga ya nawaz aisa kuch karega ..nawaz itani himmat karega aisa aarti ne nahi socha tha .....aab nawaz apne gande kaale haatho mai aarti ke goore komal haatho ko tham leta hai..aarti gusse se use dekh rahi thi lekin nawaz has raha tha ..aab aarti aapna haath khinchane lagi to nawaz usko haat khinchane nahi de raha tha ..nawaz use hi dekh raha tha .. uska make up dekh raha tha.wo usko dekh ke mann mai kahata hai ..
mast maal lag rahi memsaab ..
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