Update-13
Ramu apne room me leta hua tha ke uske ek purane Ramesh Tiger ki call aayi.
Ramu:"Bol be harami kahan hai tu.Itne salo ke bad kaise yad kiya ha."
Ramesh Tiger:"Ramu dada main gaon me hi hun.Bas tum se ek kam pad gaya tha isliye call kiya.
Ramesh Tiger Ramu ka purana dost tha kuch sal dono ek goan me sath rehte the.Ladai jhagda, nasha,Randi bazi,inka har roz ka kam tha dono haseen aurato ke diwane the.Ramesh Tiger to bahot hi daring wala admi tha.Haseen aurto ko dekhkar pagal ho jata tha.Khaskar shadi shuda auraten uski kamzori thi.Isi cahkkar me wo kayi bar public me pit bhi chuka tha aur kayi bar usko saza bhi hui thi.Wo sabzi market me shopping centers me bhid ki jagah me badi daring se aurato ko chuta tha.Kabhi moka milta to unke hips aur boobs dabata.Ek bar to usne ek shop par jab ke bahot bhid thi ek pati patni shopping kar rahe the wo aurat ke sath bailkul chipak kar khada ho gaya jis se uska lund us aurat ke hips se tayraya to wo aurat side me hati magar usne apne pati ko nahi bataya.Wo chup khadi rahi ke koi hungama ho ga to uski hi badnami hogi to Ramesh Tiger ne uske nange pet ko kas ke daboch liya aur jaldi se wahan se hat gaya.
Ramu:"Bol kya kam hai."
Ramesh Tiger :"Abe wo ek Tukaram tha tera dost,us se ek kam tha is liye call kiya tujhe".
Ramu:"Tukaram se kya phir koi jaga khai karwana hai kya?.Tukaram bhi ek bada badmash tha jo kabze wali jagah dara dhamka kar khali karwata tha.
Ramesh Tiger:"Han be ek kam hai us se."
Ramu;"Thik hai uska number send karta hun."
Ramesh Tiger;"Aur tu suna kahan hai ajkal kaisa hai kya kar raha hai bata."
Ramu:"Abe harami ajkal main to maze me hun mauj ho ho rahe hai mere.Apasaraon ke maze mil rahe hai sale."Ramu hanste hue bola.
Ramesh Tiger hairat se:"Abe kya bol raha hai.Kisi bar me kam mil gaya kya?
Ramu:"Abe sun meri biwi ko ek ghar me kam mila usne mere liye bhi kam ki bat ki to wo ghar wale man gaye magar maine meri biwi ko bahot gali di.Usne kaha ke bahot ache log hain chal kar dekh lo to main man gaya.Aur jab maine jab us ghar ke logo se mila to meri khushi asmano par thi wo ek bade seth ka ghar tha jinki shehar me do factoriyan hain jinka shehar me har jagah yaha tak ke government offices me bhi dabdaba hai.Is ghar me total panch hi log hain seth,unki biwi,beta,beti,aur bahu.Teeno auraten ek se badhkar ek hain.Abe tujhe kya bataun mere to maje ho rahe hai.".
Ramesh Tiger:"Uski bahu kaisi aur beti?Kya koi photo dal sakta hai mujhe.?
Ramu:"Bahu aur beti to bahot sexy hain.Aur sun badi Malkin to Sexbomb hai.Use dekh kar hi mera khada ho jata hai.Poore pake hue phal ki tarah hai.Mamme itne bade hain ke adhe se jada mamme kaurti se bahar jhanka rahe hote hain."
Ramesh Tiger:"Mere liye koi chance hai kya??
Ramu,:"Nahi be inke ghar ka mahol bahot strict hai.Gair mardo ka ghar me ana jana bilkul mana hai."
Ramesh Tiger:"Chal rehne de mujhe kam se kam photo aur Tukaram ka no bhej acha main bad me bat karta hu...