Erotica Huma Phir Fansi

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HUMA HO GAYI EXAM ME FAIL 1

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Huma apne class mein baithi thi, haath mein exam ke paper lekar, jo uski teacher ne thamaaye the. Huma padhai mein utni tez nahi thi, lekin aaj tak kabhi fail bhi nahi hui thi. Aaj pehli baar uske saath aisa hua tha. Uske aankhon ke kone se aansu chhalk rahe the, aur uske haath thodi si kaanp rahe the. Usne paper ko gaur se dekha—50 mein se sirf 4 number mile the. Uske dil ki dhadkan tez ho gayi, aur mann mein sawaal ghoom rahe the, "Ye kya ho gaya? Ab ammi-abbu ko kya jawab doongi?"
Udas ho kar, Huma cafeteria mein cold coffee pee rahi thi jab uski best friend Farzana apne boyfriend ke saath uske paas aayi. "Huma, hum dono bahar outing ka plan kar rahe hain. Chalegi...?" Farzana ki nazrein Huma ke udas chehre par padi. "Kya hua, Huma? Itni udas kyun ho?"

"Farzu, paper mein fail ho gayi yaar!" Huma aadhe rote hue Farzana ko ghurte hue kaha. "Are Huma, kuch nahi hota hai yaar, waise bhi ye finals thodi hain, abhi bahut time hai," Farzana ke boyfriend ne usko samjhane ki koshish ki. Huma aadhe rote hue kehti hai, "Mere abbu to zarur meri shaadi kara denge yaar." Uske ye betuki baat sun kar, Farzana aur uska boyfriend hansne lage. Kuch der baat karne ke baad, wo dono Huma ko chhod kar outing ke liye bahar nikal gaye.

Huma ko dopahar mein aur classes attend karne ka dil nahi tha, isliye wo bhi college se auto pakad kar ghar jaane lagi. Usko samajh nahi aa raha tha ki ye khabar ghar mein kaise de, kyunki use pata tha ki 'fail' sunte hi gharwale is baat ka batangad bana denge, khaskar uske abbu jo nahi chahte the ki wo padhe aur jald se jald uski nikah kara dena chahte the.

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Huma ghar ke paas utari aur dheere-dheere walking karke ghar ki taraf badhne lagi. Uske dimaag mein 'fail' ka word echo ho raha tha, jisme woh itni lost thi ki pata hi nahi chala kab woh ghar pahunch gayi. Ghar ke andar, doopahar ka sannata tha. Huma ne bell bajayi, aur thodi der baad uski ammi bahar aayi, "Itni jaldi aa gayi, kuch hua toh nahi na? Tabiyat theek hai?"

Huma andar ghusate hue dheere se boli, "Sab theek hai ammi, just aaj mood nahi tha classes ka." Ispe huma ki ammi gussa karke jawab deti hain, "Batao, free ki classes hain kya jo aise chhod deti ho?"

"Kya ammi, hamesha toh karti hoon, aaj bas man nahi kiya." Yeh sun huma ki ammi use fresh hone ko kehti hain aur khana nikalne kitchen mein chali jaati hain.

Huma ghabra rahi thi ki ab kya kare. Abbu-ammi ko toh batana hi tha, lekin agar woh abbu ko batati toh pata tha ki woh gussa ho jayenge, aur ammi toh shayad use pakad ke pit de. Bechari Huma kafi pareshan si thi.

Sham ho gayi aur Farzana Huma se milne tapak padi. Woh dono uske room mein baatein karne lagi.

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"Huma, maine tujhe kitni baar samjhaya hai, padhai likhai kar lekin tu toh sirf chudane mein hi interested rehti hai," Farzana ne gussa karke kaha. Huma apna sir jhuka ke haule se jawab deti hai, "Kahan yaar, mera toh bf bhi nahi hai."

Ispe Farzana muskurate hue kehti hai, "Saali, mera to bf hai phir bhi main tujhse kam chudti hoon. Kabhi kabhi padhai kar liya kar, saali."

Farzana Huma ki chutki kaat rahi thi, wahin dusri taraf Huma ka gaand fata pada tha. Wo Farzana se help maang rahi thi, "Farzu, kya karun yaar? Kuch tarkeeb bata na." Is par Farzana hansate hue jawab deti hai, "Isme kya hai? Jaa ke pakad us professor ko, chadh ja uske lund pe. Agar chakka nahi hua toh zarur paas kar dega, ha ha ha!" Farzana ki baat sunkar Huma apna sir jhuka deti hai aur haule se kehti hai, "Madam hai!!!" Is par Farzana thahake maar ke hansati hai, "Saali, tune pehle hi soch rakha tha kya? Ha ha ha!" Huma apni jeebh nikaal kar aage badhti hai aur Farzana ke boobs pakad leti hai, gusse mein kehti hai, "Bhak saali, hamesha mera mazak banati rehti hai!" Farzana, jise dard hone laga tha, cheekhti hai, "Huma, chhod saali!!!" Aise kuch der tak dono ek dusre ka taang khinchate hain, phir Farzana alvida le kar wahan se chali jaati hai.

Huma raat ko apne bistar par leti hui sochti hai ki ghar walon ko kaise bataya jaaye ki wo ek paper mein fail ho gayi hai. Wo janti thi ki seedhe abbu ko batana sahi nahi hoga, matlab use ammi ko batana padega. Lekin ammi ko kaise bataye? Huma ye soch hi rahi thi ki uske dimag ki batti jali. Usne mann mein socha, "Ammi jab khush rahengi tab bataungi." Aur use pata tha apni ammi ko khush karne ka ek nayab tarika.

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Agle din, Huma tayyar hokar college ko nikli, lekin pehle rasta modkar apni ammi ke ashiq ke kiraye ke ghar pahunch gayi. Darwaza khatkhataya toh aankh machte hi wo kameena bahar nikla. Huma ko dekhte hi cheekh pada, "Arre saali, tu aayi hai? Lagta hai aaj chudane ka mood hai tujhe!" Huma ke chehre par gussa chalak jata hai. Use kinare karke wo kamra band kar deti hai aur palang par baith jaati hai. Sidhe mudde ki baat par aati hai, "Kab se ammi ko nahi choda hai?" Ye sunte hi wo kameena hadbada jata hai, "Aien? Kya keh rahi hai re saali tu?" Huma gusse se jawab deti hai, "Saale, jo pucha hai uska jawab de!"

"Ho kya gaya saali," uski ammi ka ashiq Huma ko bolta hai, "Accha, tujhe mera kaam karna hai?" Uska kaan shatarka ho jata hai, "Kaun sa kaam!?" Ispe Huma tez nazaron se ghurte hue use dekh ke bolti hai, "Tujhe meri ammi ko khush rakhna hai, samjhe?" Ispe wo hansate hue kehta hai, "Khush to rehti hai wo, aisa kya chahti hai pagal saali?" Huma khadi hoti hai aur bahar nikalne lagti hai kamre se, "Wahi jo tune suna madarchod, ammi ko khush kar jaake aaj, mujhe bhi ek chota bhai/behan chahiye, pregnant kar de use." Huma ne use uskane ke liye ye sab kaha tha, "Aur nahi kiya to, saali tere ammi ke jaise kayi raand hai jo mere liye tadapte hain," usne apne kamini muskan se kaha. Ispe Huma muskate hue kehti hai, "Raand hi chod sakta hai tu!" Yeh kehkar Huma wahan se nikal sidhe college ko chali jaati hai.

 

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HUMA HO GAYI EXAM ME FAIL 2

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Huma ka pura din betaabi mein beeta. Uske dimaag mein bas ek hi baat chal rahi thi—kya uska plan safal hoga? Use pata tha ki ghar pe batana to padega hi, kyunki retest ke liye paise chahiye the. Warna finals mein bhi fail hone ka khatra tha. Bechari Huma ka tension se bura haal tha, lekin apne dimaag ki chal pe bharosa tha, isliye thodi relaxed bhi thi.

Shaam hote hi classes khatam hui, to usne apne saare samaan jaldi se bag mein daale aur ek auto pakad kar ghar ki taraf nikal gayi. Stop pe utar kar wo tez kadmon se ghar ki aur badhne lagi. Andar hi andar thoda darr bhi tha, lekin ummid bhi thi ki sab sahi ho jayega.

Ghar pahunch kar usne call bell bajayi. Kareeb 3-4 minute tak koi jawab nahi aaya, tab jaake uski ammi ne darwaza khola. Huma ki nazar unke chamakte chehre pe padi, jo ek ajeeb si muskurahat se bhara tha. Usse dekhte hi Huma ke andar ek sukoon sa aaya aur wo aage badhkar ammi se lipat gayi.

"Ammi, bahut bhookh lagi hai! Please, kuch nasta bana do na… aur chai bhi!" usne nakhre se kaha.

Ammi ne pyar se gale lagate hue muskurakar kaha, "Accha, accha! Pehle ja fresh ho ja, tab tak main kuch bana deti hoon."

Huma ne andar jaate jaate socha, "Lagta hai daal gal gayi hai."
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Ammi ka mood bahut hi accha tha. Unke hothon par gaane ki dhun thi, aur unke sharir ki lachak se Huma acche se samajh sakti thi ki ammi aaj acche se chudi thi. Lekin usne pehle confirm karna sahi samjha. Wo ammi ke kamre mein jaati hai aur numayana karne lagti hai. Fresh bedsheet, fresh takiya cover, aur perfume ki khushboo se use yakeen ho jata hai ki uska kaam ho gaya hai.

Huma dheere se kitchen mein ghushti hai, aur use dekhkar ammi kehti hain, "Huma, ek baat kahun, aap gussa nahi hongi na?" Huma ki ammi, jo kaafi acche mood mein thi, bade pyaar se jawab deti hain, "Bolo, aisa kya ho gaya?"

"W-w-wo... wo..." Huma ki awaaz thartharaane lagti hai. Ammi dubara puchti hain, "Kya hua, Huma beti? Itna hakla kyun rahi hai?" Is par Huma himmat jodti hai aur kehti hai, "Ammi, w-wo... mera ek paper kharab ho gaya hai." Ammi apni aankhein uthakar puchti hain, lekin is baar wo thodi serious mehsoos hoti hain, "Kharab? Matlab?" Is par Huma ghabra jaati hai, "W-wo ammi... fail ho gayi."

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"Faaaaaail!"

Huma ki ammi ki cheekh se poora kitchen gunj utha. Huma sir jhukaye chup-chaap khadi thi, jaise koi apradh kar diya ho.

"Fail kaise ho gayi?!" Ammi ki awaaz aur tez ho gayi.

Huma ke paas koi dhang ka jawab nahi tha. Sach to ye tha ki usne padhai ki hi nahi thi, lekin ye to bata nahi sakti thi.

"Huma, kuch pooch rahi hoon main! Jawaab de!" Ammi ab gusse se aankhein dikha rahi thi.

Huma ki aankhon me aansu aa gaye. Rote-rote usne turant ek bahana ghadhna shuru kiya, kyunki asli wajah bata di to ammi ke haath se belan ya chappal padna tay tha.

Huma ne jaise hi dekha ki ammi ka gussa thoda naram pada hai, uske andar se ek shaitani muskurahat nikli. "Bas, ab setting ho gayi," usne mann hi mann socha.

Woh ab bhi nakhre dikhane ke liye thoda udaas bani rahi, lekin andar se uska mann nach raha tha. "Ammi to finally maanne wali hain, abbu tak baat pahunchne se pehle hi ye mamla set ho jayega," usne socha.

Huma jaanti thi ki uski ammi kitni bhi gusse wali bane, lekin jab baat uski pyaari beti ki aati hai to unka dil pighal jaata hai. Usne apni aankhon se do aur aansu tapkaye, bas confirm karne ke liye ki ammi puri tarah set ho chuki hain.

Jaise hi ammi ne ek gehri saans li aur "Thik hai, ab sochna padega kya karna hai," bola, Huma ne mann hi mann ek vijayi smile di. "Kaamini tu great hai, tu bach gayi!" Uska mann zor zor se taali baja raha tha.
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Huma ne jaise hi dekha ki ammi ka gussa thoda naram pada hai, uske andar se ek shaitani muskurahat nikli. "Bas, ab setting ho gayi," usne mann hi mann socha.

Woh ab bhi nakhre dikhane ke liye thoda udaas bani rahi, lekin andar se uska mann nach raha tha. "Ammi to finally maanne wali hain, abbu tak baat pahunchne se pehle hi ye mamla set ho jayega," usne socha.

Huma jaanti thi ki uski ammi kitni bhi gusse wali bane, lekin jab baat uski pyaari beti ki aati hai to unka dil pighal jaata hai. Usne apni aankhon se do aur aansu tapkaye, bas confirm karne ke liye ki ammi puri tarah set ho chuki hain.

Jaise hi ammi ne ek gehri saans li aur "Thik hai, ab sochna padega kya karna hai," bola, Huma ne mann hi mann ek vijayi smile di. "Kaamini tu great hai, tu bach gayi!" Uska mann zor zor se taali baja raha tha.
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Huma andar se khush thi. Uski chaal kaamyaab ho gayi thi. Uski ammi ne uski baat maan li thi, aur use acche se pata tha ki ammi use abbu se bacha lengi. Huma us raat chain se soyi, aur agle din uski ammi ne retest ke liye use paise de diye. Huma ne pucha, "Abbu ka kya hoga?" To ammi ne use jawab diya, "Main sab sambhal lungi. Tujhe tension lene ki zaroorat nahi hai."

Huma college ke raste mein thi, tabhi use wahi kameena mila jo uski ammi ko khush karke uska kaam nikalwane mein uska mohra tha. Huma ne auto rukwaya aur use kaha, "Shukriya yaar, tumhari wajah se meri jaan baal-baal bach gayi." Is par us kameene ne use ghoorte hue kaha, "Saali, bhag yahan se! Mujhe aspatal jana hai." Ye sunkar Huma hans di, "Ammi ne use aspatal mein hi dalwa diya, hi hi hi!" Is par wo ajeeb sa chehra banata hai aur kehta hai, "Saali, mera pet kharab hai. Jab se kal tera chehra dekha hai, sirf latrine ghoom raha hoon." Ye sunkar Huma ke muh se nikal jaata hai, "Chee!!! Iska matlab tu kal ammi ke paas nahi gaya tha? Phir...?" Is par wo aadmi gusse se apna sar modta hai aur kehta hai, "Chal pagali, bhag yahan se! Hamesha chudai sir pe chada rehta hai, raand saali!" Ye kehkar wo jaane lagta hai. Huma sochne lagti hai, "Phir kal ammi ka mood aur fresh bedroom kaise tha?" Use samajh nahi aata, lekin wo wapas auto pakadkar college ko nikal jaati hai. Use ahsas hota hai ki uski ammi bina chude hi uski madad zarur karegi.

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Huma ne wahi paper next week dubara diya, aur dubara fail ho gayi. Is baar bhi Huma ne padhne ke bajaye chutiyape mein hi waqt bitaya, aur is baar to uski ammi bhi uski jaan le leti.

Lekin Huma ko is baar bachane ka upay tha. Sham ko wo madam ke cabin mein jaati hai aur apne kapde utarne lagti hai. Madam wahin samne table par baithi hui thi, apni kitab mein aankhein gadaye. Huma table ke niche ghus jaati hai aur madam ke pair, jo pehle se faile hue the, unhe pakad kar aur failati hai. Apna chehra aage badhakar wo madam ke muh par muskaan la deti hai. Madam ke hothon par ek kamini si muskaan aa jaati hai, aur wo kehti hai, "Good girl!!!"

 

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HUMA BANI ACCIDENTAL CALL GIRL

Huma ke friend circle mein ek ladke ka accident ho gaya. Accident uske samne wale ki laparwahi ki wajah se hua tha. Truck wale ne achanak brake mara, jiski wajah se use buri tarah se chot aayi, aur wo hospital mein bharti ho gaya.

Jab college mein baat faili, to sabne hamdardi jatai. Huma aur uske doston ne hospital visit karne ka plan banaya, lekin visitor restrictions hone ki wajah se plan cancel ho gaya.

Kareeb ek mahine ke baad, jab us ladke ko ghar bhej diya gaya, to sabne uske ghar visit karne ka plan banaya. Huma bhi uske liye kafi bad feel kar rahi thi, kyunki wo use hamesha help karta rehta tha. Un sabne college ke baad ek sham uske ghar jaane ka faisla kiya. Sab chote-mote "get well soon" gifts lene mein lag gaye. Huma ne bhi ek shop se ek card kharida aur 5-star ka ek dibba liya.

Huma bataye hue apartment pe auto se pahunchi. Use lekin flat number nahi maloom tha, isliye usne call karke pucha. Use pata chala ki uska dost E-wing ke flat number 401 mein rehta hai. Huma phone katkar apartment mein ghus gayi. Lekin itne bade apartment mein use jara bhi pata nahi chal raha tha ki wo kahan jaaye. Usne ek do lift check ki, aur use 401 likha hua dikha. Wo lift mein chadh gayi aur 401 ka room dhundhne lagi. Thodi mehnat ke baad use wo room mil hi gaya. Usne chain ki saans li aur darwaza khatkhataya.

Kareeb 2-3 minute ke baad darwaza khula, aur samne khada tha ek kala sa anjaan insaan. Use dekhkar wo hansne muskane laga, "Aa gayi hai saali!" Usne andar ko awaaz lagai. Huma kuch samajh hi paati ki uske haath us aadmi ne pakad liya aur use kamre mein khinch kar darwaza band kar diya.

"Bahut der kar di saali!" Unmein se ek ladka, pasine se bhare kamre se nikla. Uske haath mein spatula tha. Use dekhkar Huma samajh gayi ki wo kuch bana raha hai. Huma ko samajh mein nahi aa raha tha ki kya ho raha hai. Aur dekhte-dekhte uske charo taraf 5 ladke jama ho gaye.

Unmein se ek aage badhkar gaane laga diya, aur khud Huma ke paas aa gaya. Use gaur se dekhne laga aur bola, "Tum saali apne photo jaisi to bilkul nahi dikhti ho!?" Unmein se dusra ladka, jo daaru ka glass bana pi raha tha, bol pada, "Saale, tujhe kya problem hai? Maal aayi hai, aur tujhe photo ki padi hai? Chutiya saale!"

Sab wahan hansne lagte hain, siwaye Huma ke, jise do ladke gher kar dance karwane lagte hain. Huma bolne ki koshish kar rahi thi ki wo wo nahi hai jiski unhe intezaar hai, lekin tez music mein uski awaaz dab si gayi.

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Huma unke saath dance kar rahi thi, lekin wo unhe samjhane ki bhi koshish kar rahi thi ki wo koi aur hai. Lekin sab uski baat ko ansuna kiye ja rahe the. Sath hi sath, unke haath Huma ke badan ko tatolne lage. Huma ne koshish ki ki wo unhe rok de, lekin wo ladke uski baat sunne ko tayyar nahi the. Dekhte hi dekhte, Huma nangi khadi thi paanch ladko ke beech mein, aur wo ladke bhi apne kapde idhar-udhar phek kar uske samne nange khade ho gaye.

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2 ghante baad, Thanki hui Huma society ke niche khadi thi. Wo apne haath mein note gin rahi thi aur apne aap se bol rahi thi, "Kya chutiyapa hai yaar! Salon ne 1 hazaar kam diya mujhe?!" Uske mann mein aaya ki upar jaakar apni mehnat ke paise nikalwaye, lekin tabhi uski friend ka call aa gaya.

Friend ne poocha, "Huma, tum kahan ho? Hum sab E-wing ke 401 mein hain. Tumhe koi problem ho rahi hai kya?"

Huma ne apni saari haalat sunai aur hans kar kaha, "Arre, main F-wing ke 401 mein chali gayi thi! Tum log socho, maine kya kya face kiya!"

Friend hans kar boli, "Arre yaar, Huma! Tum hamesha se hi bhulakkad ho. Jaldi se sahi flat mein aa jao. Hum sab tumhara intezaar kar rahe hain."

Huma ne note apne bag mein rakhe aur sahi wale flat ki taraf badh gayi. Use chalne me thodi dikkat ho rahi thi.

Jab Huma sahi flat mein pahunchi, to uske doston ne use dekha aur hans kar poocha, "Huma, tum itni der se kahan thi? Aur tumhare chehre par ye thakaan kyun hai?"

Huma ne hans kar jawab diya, "Arre, kuch nahi. Kitni der se main is flat ko dhundhane ki kosis kar rahi thi!, Bas thoda confusion ho gaya tha. Lekin ab sab theek hai!"

Uske dost ne use samjha diya ki wo galat wing mein chali gayi thi, aur sab hansne lage.

 

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HUMA HO GAYI EXAM ME FAIL 2

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Huma ka pura din betaabi mein beeta. Uske dimaag mein bas ek hi baat chal rahi thi—kya uska plan safal hoga? Use pata tha ki ghar pe batana to padega hi, kyunki retest ke liye paise chahiye the. Warna finals mein bhi fail hone ka khatra tha. Bechari Huma ka tension se bura haal tha, lekin apne dimaag ki chal pe bharosa tha, isliye thodi relaxed bhi thi.

Shaam hote hi classes khatam hui, to usne apne saare samaan jaldi se bag mein daale aur ek auto pakad kar ghar ki taraf nikal gayi. Stop pe utar kar wo tez kadmon se ghar ki aur badhne lagi. Andar hi andar thoda darr bhi tha, lekin ummid bhi thi ki sab sahi ho jayega.

Ghar pahunch kar usne call bell bajayi. Kareeb 3-4 minute tak koi jawab nahi aaya, tab jaake uski ammi ne darwaza khola. Huma ki nazar unke chamakte chehre pe padi, jo ek ajeeb si muskurahat se bhara tha. Usse dekhte hi Huma ke andar ek sukoon sa aaya aur wo aage badhkar ammi se lipat gayi.

"Ammi, bahut bhookh lagi hai! Please, kuch nasta bana do na… aur chai bhi!" usne nakhre se kaha.

Ammi ne pyar se gale lagate hue muskurakar kaha, "Accha, accha! Pehle ja fresh ho ja, tab tak main kuch bana deti hoon."

Huma ne andar jaate jaate socha, "Lagta hai daal gal gayi hai."
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Ammi ka mood bahut hi accha tha. Unke hothon par gaane ki dhun thi, aur unke sharir ki lachak se Huma acche se samajh sakti thi ki ammi aaj acche se chudi thi. Lekin usne pehle confirm karna sahi samjha. Wo ammi ke kamre mein jaati hai aur numayana karne lagti hai. Fresh bedsheet, fresh takiya cover, aur perfume ki khushboo se use yakeen ho jata hai ki uska kaam ho gaya hai.

Huma dheere se kitchen mein ghushti hai, aur use dekhkar ammi kehti hain, "Huma, ek baat kahun, aap gussa nahi hongi na?" Huma ki ammi, jo kaafi acche mood mein thi, bade pyaar se jawab deti hain, "Bolo, aisa kya ho gaya?"

"W-w-wo... wo..." Huma ki awaaz thartharaane lagti hai. Ammi dubara puchti hain, "Kya hua, Huma beti? Itna hakla kyun rahi hai?" Is par Huma himmat jodti hai aur kehti hai, "Ammi, w-wo... mera ek paper kharab ho gaya hai." Ammi apni aankhein uthakar puchti hain, lekin is baar wo thodi serious mehsoos hoti hain, "Kharab? Matlab?" Is par Huma ghabra jaati hai, "W-wo ammi... fail ho gayi."

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"Faaaaaail!"

Huma ki ammi ki cheekh se poora kitchen gunj utha. Huma sir jhukaye chup-chaap khadi thi, jaise koi apradh kar diya ho.

"Fail kaise ho gayi?!" Ammi ki awaaz aur tez ho gayi.

Huma ke paas koi dhang ka jawab nahi tha. Sach to ye tha ki usne padhai ki hi nahi thi, lekin ye to bata nahi sakti thi.

"Huma, kuch pooch rahi hoon main! Jawaab de!" Ammi ab gusse se aankhein dikha rahi thi.

Huma ki aankhon me aansu aa gaye. Rote-rote usne turant ek bahana ghadhna shuru kiya, kyunki asli wajah bata di to ammi ke haath se belan ya chappal padna tay tha.

Huma ne jaise hi dekha ki ammi ka gussa thoda naram pada hai, uske andar se ek shaitani muskurahat nikli. "Bas, ab setting ho gayi," usne mann hi mann socha.

Woh ab bhi nakhre dikhane ke liye thoda udaas bani rahi, lekin andar se uska mann nach raha tha. "Ammi to finally maanne wali hain, abbu tak baat pahunchne se pehle hi ye mamla set ho jayega," usne socha.

Huma jaanti thi ki uski ammi kitni bhi gusse wali bane, lekin jab baat uski pyaari beti ki aati hai to unka dil pighal jaata hai. Usne apni aankhon se do aur aansu tapkaye, bas confirm karne ke liye ki ammi puri tarah set ho chuki hain.

Jaise hi ammi ne ek gehri saans li aur "Thik hai, ab sochna padega kya karna hai," bola, Huma ne mann hi mann ek vijayi smile di. "Kaamini tu great hai, tu bach gayi!" Uska mann zor zor se taali baja raha tha.
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Huma ne jaise hi dekha ki ammi ka gussa thoda naram pada hai, uske andar se ek shaitani muskurahat nikli. "Bas, ab setting ho gayi," usne mann hi mann socha.

Woh ab bhi nakhre dikhane ke liye thoda udaas bani rahi, lekin andar se uska mann nach raha tha. "Ammi to finally maanne wali hain, abbu tak baat pahunchne se pehle hi ye mamla set ho jayega," usne socha.

Huma jaanti thi ki uski ammi kitni bhi gusse wali bane, lekin jab baat uski pyaari beti ki aati hai to unka dil pighal jaata hai. Usne apni aankhon se do aur aansu tapkaye, bas confirm karne ke liye ki ammi puri tarah set ho chuki hain.

Jaise hi ammi ne ek gehri saans li aur "Thik hai, ab sochna padega kya karna hai," bola, Huma ne mann hi mann ek vijayi smile di. "Kaamini tu great hai, tu bach gayi!" Uska mann zor zor se taali baja raha tha.
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Huma andar se khush thi. Uski chaal kaamyaab ho gayi thi. Uski ammi ne uski baat maan li thi, aur use acche se pata tha ki ammi use abbu se bacha lengi. Huma us raat chain se soyi, aur agle din uski ammi ne retest ke liye use paise de diye. Huma ne pucha, "Abbu ka kya hoga?" To ammi ne use jawab diya, "Main sab sambhal lungi. Tujhe tension lene ki zaroorat nahi hai."

Huma college ke raste mein thi, tabhi use wahi kameena mila jo uski ammi ko khush karke uska kaam nikalwane mein uska mohra tha. Huma ne auto rukwaya aur use kaha, "Shukriya yaar, tumhari wajah se meri jaan baal-baal bach gayi." Is par us kameene ne use ghoorte hue kaha, "Saali, bhag yahan se! Mujhe aspatal jana hai." Ye sunkar Huma hans di, "Ammi ne use aspatal mein hi dalwa diya, hi hi hi!" Is par wo ajeeb sa chehra banata hai aur kehta hai, "Saali, mera pet kharab hai. Jab se kal tera chehra dekha hai, sirf latrine ghoom raha hoon." Ye sunkar Huma ke muh se nikal jaata hai, "Chee!!! Iska matlab tu kal ammi ke paas nahi gaya tha? Phir...?" Is par wo aadmi gusse se apna sar modta hai aur kehta hai, "Chal pagali, bhag yahan se! Hamesha chudai sir pe chada rehta hai, raand saali!" Ye kehkar wo jaane lagta hai. Huma sochne lagti hai, "Phir kal ammi ka mood aur fresh bedroom kaise tha?" Use samajh nahi aata, lekin wo wapas auto pakadkar college ko nikal jaati hai. Use ahsas hota hai ki uski ammi bina chude hi uski madad zarur karegi.

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Huma ne wahi paper next week dubara diya, aur dubara fail ho gayi. Is baar bhi Huma ne padhne ke bajaye chutiyape mein hi waqt bitaya, aur is baar to uski ammi bhi uski jaan le leti.

Lekin Huma ko is baar bachane ka upay tha. Sham ko wo madam ke cabin mein jaati hai aur apne kapde utarne lagti hai. Madam wahin samne table par baithi hui thi, apni kitab mein aankhein gadaye. Huma table ke niche ghus jaati hai aur madam ke pair, jo pehle se faile hue the, unhe pakad kar aur failati hai. Apna chehra aage badhakar wo madam ke muh par muskaan la deti hai. Madam ke hothon par ek kamini si muskaan aa jaati hai, aur wo kehti hai, "Good girl!!!"

Huma to pass ho gayi madam ji ki Good Girl bankar

Lekin ye ammi ne kaun se naye lund ka udghatan kar diya

 

[kamdev99008]

HUMA BANI ACCIDENTAL CALL GIRL

Huma ke friend circle mein ek ladke ka accident ho gaya. Accident uske samne wale ki laparwahi ki wajah se hua tha. Truck wale ne achanak brake mara, jiski wajah se use buri tarah se chot aayi, aur wo hospital mein bharti ho gaya.

Jab college mein baat faili, to sabne hamdardi jatai. Huma aur uske doston ne hospital visit karne ka plan banaya, lekin visitor restrictions hone ki wajah se plan cancel ho gaya.

Kareeb ek mahine ke baad, jab us ladke ko ghar bhej diya gaya, to sabne uske ghar visit karne ka plan banaya. Huma bhi uske liye kafi bad feel kar rahi thi, kyunki wo use hamesha help karta rehta tha. Un sabne college ke baad ek sham uske ghar jaane ka faisla kiya. Sab chote-mote "get well soon" gifts lene mein lag gaye. Huma ne bhi ek shop se ek card kharida aur 5-star ka ek dibba liya.

Huma bataye hue apartment pe auto se pahunchi. Use lekin flat number nahi maloom tha, isliye usne call karke pucha. Use pata chala ki uska dost E-wing ke flat number 401 mein rehta hai. Huma phone katkar apartment mein ghus gayi. Lekin itne bade apartment mein use jara bhi pata nahi chal raha tha ki wo kahan jaaye. Usne ek do lift check ki, aur use 401 likha hua dikha. Wo lift mein chadh gayi aur 401 ka room dhundhne lagi. Thodi mehnat ke baad use wo room mil hi gaya. Usne chain ki saans li aur darwaza khatkhataya.

Kareeb 2-3 minute ke baad darwaza khula, aur samne khada tha ek kala sa anjaan insaan. Use dekhkar wo hansne muskane laga, "Aa gayi hai saali!" Usne andar ko awaaz lagai. Huma kuch samajh hi paati ki uske haath us aadmi ne pakad liya aur use kamre mein khinch kar darwaza band kar diya.

"Bahut der kar di saali!" Unmein se ek ladka, pasine se bhare kamre se nikla. Uske haath mein spatula tha. Use dekhkar Huma samajh gayi ki wo kuch bana raha hai. Huma ko samajh mein nahi aa raha tha ki kya ho raha hai. Aur dekhte-dekhte uske charo taraf 5 ladke jama ho gaye.

Unmein se ek aage badhkar gaane laga diya, aur khud Huma ke paas aa gaya. Use gaur se dekhne laga aur bola, "Tum saali apne photo jaisi to bilkul nahi dikhti ho!?" Unmein se dusra ladka, jo daaru ka glass bana pi raha tha, bol pada, "Saale, tujhe kya problem hai? Maal aayi hai, aur tujhe photo ki padi hai? Chutiya saale!"

Sab wahan hansne lagte hain, siwaye Huma ke, jise do ladke gher kar dance karwane lagte hain. Huma bolne ki koshish kar rahi thi ki wo wo nahi hai jiski unhe intezaar hai, lekin tez music mein uski awaaz dab si gayi.

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Huma unke saath dance kar rahi thi, lekin wo unhe samjhane ki bhi koshish kar rahi thi ki wo koi aur hai. Lekin sab uski baat ko ansuna kiye ja rahe the. Sath hi sath, unke haath Huma ke badan ko tatolne lage. Huma ne koshish ki ki wo unhe rok de, lekin wo ladke uski baat sunne ko tayyar nahi the. Dekhte hi dekhte, Huma nangi khadi thi paanch ladko ke beech mein, aur wo ladke bhi apne kapde idhar-udhar phek kar uske samne nange khade ho gaye.

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2 ghante baad, Thanki hui Huma society ke niche khadi thi. Wo apne haath mein note gin rahi thi aur apne aap se bol rahi thi, "Kya chutiyapa hai yaar! Salon ne 1 hazaar kam diya mujhe?!" Uske mann mein aaya ki upar jaakar apni mehnat ke paise nikalwaye, lekin tabhi uski friend ka call aa gaya.

Friend ne poocha, "Huma, tum kahan ho? Hum sab E-wing ke 401 mein hain. Tumhe koi problem ho rahi hai kya?"

Huma ne apni saari haalat sunai aur hans kar kaha, "Arre, main F-wing ke 401 mein chali gayi thi! Tum log socho, maine kya kya face kiya!"

Friend hans kar boli, "Arre yaar, Huma! Tum hamesha se hi bhulakkad ho. Jaldi se sahi flat mein aa jao. Hum sab tumhara intezaar kar rahe hain."

Huma ne note apne bag mein rakhe aur sahi wale flat ki taraf badh gayi. Use chalne me thodi dikkat ho rahi thi.

Jab Huma sahi flat mein pahunchi, to uske doston ne use dekha aur hans kar poocha, "Huma, tum itni der se kahan thi? Aur tumhare chehre par ye thakaan kyun hai?"

Huma ne hans kar jawab diya, "Arre, kuch nahi. Kitni der se main is flat ko dhundhane ki kosis kar rahi thi!, Bas thoda confusion ho gaya tha. Lekin ab sab theek hai!"

Uske dost ne use samjha diya ki wo galat wing mein chali gayi thi, aur sab hansne lage.

Dost ki care ke sath sath maja aur kamai bhi

Lekin ye sale kaise kaise kangle hain, chudayi ke paise me bhi 1000 kam diya

 

[xxxsimplewriterxxx_]

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[kamdev99008]

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ये खाली पोस्ट करने की क्या जरूरत थी

 

[xxxsimplewriterxxx_]

POEM HUMA #1

Huma, tu aag ka dariya, jo doobe, wo tar na paaye,
Teri chaal mein hungama, har gali mein shor machaaye.
Lambi raaton ka suroor hai tu, har tan ka ek junoon,
Tere honthon pe be-sharmi, teri aankhon mein nasha-e-begun.

Gaand bhaari, chal kadak, har nazar pe bijli giraye,
Saali tu chhule jo lund, toh woh bhi sajda bajaye.
Raat ki mahefil ka shor hai tu, har mard ka ek afsana,
Jo chua tujhe ek dafa, phir kabhi ho na paaya begaana.

Bistar pe aayi toh sholon ka rang chadh jaaye,
Kapde girte hi mohabbat ek naya sur paaye.
Lund pe sawar, taqat se bhari, har ang ka geet sunaye,
Subah hone tak, tu har ahat ko deewana banaye.

Huma, teri chaal se mehfilein sajti,
Teri ada se hawayein bechain si lagti.
Ek baar jo tu palti, toh duniya thami si lage,
Saali tu hai woh sharaab, jo har baar naya chadh jaaye.

Tere husn ki dukan har raat khul jaaye,
Har aashiq ki umeed tere dar pe jul jaaye.
Tera jism ek mehfil, jo aaya woh jeet gaya,
Par jo chhod ke gaya, phir laut ke aane ko bechain raha.

Huma, tu woh aafat jo har dil ko sataaye,
Jo na mile, woh tarse, jo mile, woh kho jaaye.
Teri galiyon mein jo guzra, woh apni chahat bhool jaaye,
Teri yaadon ka nasha, har subah fir se loot jaaye.

POEM HUMA #2

Huma, tera naam leke sheher bhar ka lauda khada ho jaaye,
Teri galiyon mein jo ghusa, woh wapas kabhi na aaye.
Teri chaal mein hungama, teri hansi ek nasha,
Teri choot jo mile ek dafa, toh phir lage sab kuch fika.

Jo tujhe dekhe, woh raat bhar lund ko sambhale,
Jo tujhe chhule, woh phir har hadh se guzre.
Teri baahon ka suroor, har tan ko bawra kar de,
Bistar pe aaye jo ek baar, woh apni duniya bech de.

Teri jawani ka har kona, ek jung ka maidan,
Lund ka sipahi bane jo tujh tak ho jaaye be-imaan.
Chhati pe likhi kahani, kamar pe uljhan ka raaz,
Har raat jo chua tujhe, subah uth ke ban gaya faaz (legend).

Huma, teri chaal pe mehfilein sajti hain,
Teri kamar ki lachak pe duniya bhatkati hai.
Jo tu palat ke dekhe, toh sabke lund taan jaaye,
Aur jo muskuraye, toh saali duniya bechain ho jaaye.

Bistar pe tu tufaan, har raat ek nayi kahani,
Har mard jo mila tujhse, bana ek shayari ka deewana.
Tere honthon se nikalta nasha, ek baar jo chakh le,
Phir woh halat mein na rahe, na kabhi sudhar sake.

Teri choot ek mahekti kahani, tere jism ka rang,
Har ungli jo tere tan se phise, ban jaaye harami dhang.
Teri chudai likhi jaaye, chand ki roshni mein,
Aur jo na likhe, woh sirf laude ki kami mein.

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[kamdev99008]

POEM HUMA #1

Huma, tu aag ka dariya, jo doobe, wo tar na paaye,
Teri chaal mein hungama, har gali mein shor machaaye.
Lambi raaton ka suroor hai tu, har tan ka ek junoon,
Tere honthon pe be-sharmi, teri aankhon mein nasha-e-begun.

Gaand bhaari, chal kadak, har nazar pe bijli giraye,
Saali tu chhule jo lund, toh woh bhi sajda bajaye.
Raat ki mahefil ka shor hai tu, har mard ka ek afsana,
Jo chua tujhe ek dafa, phir kabhi ho na paaya begaana.

Bistar pe aayi toh sholon ka rang chadh jaaye,
Kapde girte hi mohabbat ek naya sur paaye.
Lund pe sawar, taqat se bhari, har ang ka geet sunaye,
Subah hone tak, tu har ahat ko deewana banaye.

Huma, teri chaal se mehfilein sajti,
Teri ada se hawayein bechain si lagti.
Ek baar jo tu palti, toh duniya thami si lage,
Saali tu hai woh sharaab, jo har baar naya chadh jaaye.

Tere husn ki dukan har raat khul jaaye,
Har aashiq ki umeed tere dar pe jul jaaye.
Tera jism ek mehfil, jo aaya woh jeet gaya,
Par jo chhod ke gaya, phir laut ke aane ko bechain raha.

Huma, tu woh aafat jo har dil ko sataaye,
Jo na mile, woh tarse, jo mile, woh kho jaaye.
Teri galiyon mein jo guzra, woh apni chahat bhool jaaye,
Teri yaadon ka nasha, har subah fir se loot jaaye.

POEM HUMA #2

Huma, tera naam leke sheher bhar ka lauda khada ho jaaye,
Teri galiyon mein jo ghusa, woh wapas kabhi na aaye.
Teri chaal mein hungama, teri hansi ek nasha,
Teri choot jo mile ek dafa, toh phir lage sab kuch fika.

Jo tujhe dekhe, woh raat bhar lund ko sambhale,
Jo tujhe chhule, woh phir har hadh se guzre.
Teri baahon ka suroor, har tan ko bawra kar de,
Bistar pe aaye jo ek baar, woh apni duniya bech de.

Teri jawani ka har kona, ek jung ka maidan,
Lund ka sipahi bane jo tujh tak ho jaaye be-imaan.
Chhati pe likhi kahani, kamar pe uljhan ka raaz,
Har raat jo chua tujhe, subah uth ke ban gaya faaz (legend).

Huma, teri chaal pe mehfilein sajti hain,
Teri kamar ki lachak pe duniya bhatkati hai.
Jo tu palat ke dekhe, toh sabke lund taan jaaye,
Aur jo muskuraye, toh saali duniya bechain ho jaaye.

Bistar pe tu tufaan, har raat ek nayi kahani,
Har mard jo mila tujhse, bana ek shayari ka deewana.
Tere honthon se nikalta nasha, ek baar jo chakh le,
Phir woh halat mein na rahe, na kabhi sudhar sake.

Teri choot ek mahekti kahani, tere jism ka rang,
Har ungli jo tere tan se phise, ban jaaye harami dhang.
Teri chudai likhi jaaye, chand ki roshni mein,
Aur jo na likhe, woh sirf laude ki kami mein.

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Gazab hai Huma

Aur usse bhi gazab aapki ye kavitayein

 

[Sushil@10]

Nice story