To mai apne gaav pahuch gaya aur dekha ki ye mera gaav nahi tha lekin mera hi gaav tha
Mera gaav mere sheher jane se pahle ek aam sa gaav tha khula hua kahi se bhi aao kahi se bhi jao
Lekin ab mera gaav ek bahut bada matlab bahut bada, kaise batau
Samajh lo koi ek bahut bada gol compound hai, ye badi diware 15-20 feet ki, aane jane ke liye sirf ek koi 12 feet ka gate lekin khula gate, goi darwaja nahi
Aur gate par kul 8 hatte katte pahredar, 6 ke paas lathi, 2 ke paas single shot rifle
Maine lakhan se pucha ki ye apna hi gaav hai to usne ha me sir hilaya
Maine pitaji ki taraf dekha to unhone mujhe sirf chup rehne ka ishara kiya aur khud gadi se utar gaye, un pahredaro me se ek jiske paas rifle thi wo thoda aage aaya aur pitaji ko aane ka ishara kiya
Ab ek baat jaan lo, humara khandan hamesha se iss gaav ka mukhiya raha hai, aur dadaji ke pardadaji yani dadaji ke dadaji ke baap 10 gaav ke mukhiya the lekin aage aane wale samay me mere dadaji ke baap sirf ek gaav ke mukhiya reh gaye the wo tha hamara ye gaav, to jab mere pitaji khud gadi se utar gaye aur kisi ne iss tarah unhe aane ke liye kaha to mai dang reh gaya
Khair pitaji gaye aur un dono me kuch baat chit hone lagi, maine lakhan se pucha ki ye kya chal raha hai to lakhan ki aawaj aise nikli jaise uski gand phat rahi ho
Lakhan - chote malik, hum mamuli log hai, aap hum se na puch kar agar apne pitaji se puchenge to hamare aur hamare pariwar ke liye accha hoga
Mai - dekho lakhan, tumhe mujhse ya pitaji se darne ki koi jarurat nahi hai, tum khul kar mere sawalo ke jawab de sakte ho
Lakhan - chote malik, aap to mai baap hai lekin agar aapke dadaji ko pata chal gaya to wo hame aur hamare pariwar ko kahi ka nahi chodenge
Tab tak pitaji aa gaye aur lakhan chup ho gaya, maine aisa dikhaya ki koi baat nahi huyi ho, pitaji ne lakhan se aage chalne ke liye kaha aur hum aage badh gaye
Jab hum abdar ghuse to mujhe gaav ekdum se badla hua najar aaya, mera ghar gaav ke ekdum antim me tha jo mujhe dikhayi bhi diya lekin mujhe pahle nahi pata chala ki wohi mera ghar tha, ab hum Ghar ki taraf badh rahe the
jyadatar ghar pakke ho chuke the wo bhi do manjila, kuch pe paint nahi hua tha kuch ban rahe the
Gaav me koi mela laga tha, lekin mujhe Aisa kuch yaad nahi ki June ke mahine me koi mela laga ho
Har jagah sajawat ki gayi thi, jhande wande lagaye gaye the, lekin jhando ka color kuch chutiya jaisa tha, aisa laga raha tha ki inke pas color nahi tha to inhone rakh me inte pis ke ghol di aur usse jhande color kar diye
Khair maa chudaye jhande
Gaav me dukane saji huyi thi jaha par ek dukan ko chodkar baki sari dukano par normal mele wale saman mil rahe the, kapda, bartan, juta chappal, mithaiya, sharbat, ayurvedic davaiya bhi thi, kitabe nahi thi, iske pahle bhi mele lage the aur mai bhi kayi baar gaya tha pitaji ke sath mujhe ye bhi yaad hai ki hum amma ke liye koi pooja paath wali kitab laye the, lekin yaha kitabe nahi thi
Har jagah chahal pahal thi, bacche daud rahe the mard aurat saman kharid rahe the
Aur yaha par maine gaur kiya ki aurate ab dhaki huyi nahi thi,
Sabne pahna to wahi sab tha lekin ab sirf sir tak pallu tha
Maine socha chalo apna gaav modern ho gaya
Raste me har koi pitaji ko wohi paylagi babu saheb, paylagi malik yehi sab bol rahe the, pitaji bas sir hila dete
Log mujhe bhi ghoor rahe the, shayad wo bolna chahte the ki kya ye chote malik hai, ye to pahchane nahi ja rahe ekdum angrej lag rahe hai
Accha hua kisi ne bola nahi kyuki Mera dimag already iss chij pe kharab tha
Abhi hum Ghar se kuch dur hi the ki Lakhan ne ekdum achanak se ghode ka loda daba diya (break mar diya)
Ghodagadi pe the hum aur ghoda dhire dhire chal raha tha takbak takbak to koi durghatna nahi huyi
Maine dekha ki hamare samne se ek koi 35-40 saal ki aurat ekdum dark red Sadi pahne huye (sirf Sadi aur usi ko sine pe lapete huye) aur uske sath usi umra ka ek aadmi shayad uska pati aur ek koi 20 saal ka launda, tino apne haatho me badi si thali me kuch saaman jo Dhaka hua tha le ja rahe the, aurat ke mathe pe kaali raakh puti huyi thi,
Aur in tino ke aage the hamare gaav ke pandit, inka naam mishrilal
Aur in tino ke piche the kuch 30-40 log, kale aur laal labade me, dhyan se dekhne par pata chalta tha ki inme kuch mard hai aur kuch aurate
Mai inhe bade dhyan se dekh raha tha aur tabhi pitaji ne mujhe toka ye kahkar ki dekho beta apna ghar aane wala hai
Ye bhoot mandali nikal gayi aur lakhan ne gadi aage badhayi
Long story short, hum mere ghar ke samne the, waha bhi pahredar, pitaji phir utare, jake kuch baat ki aur hume aane ka ishara karke khud paidal chal pade
Mai apne ghar ko dekh raha tha, ye tha to wahi ghar lekin thoda bada lag raha tha, Maine socha shayad denting penting huyi hai
Mai abhi gadi se utara nahi tha ki 4 aurate aur 2 aadmi daudte huye aaye, saman uthane, bhenchod itna saman tha bhi nahi
Khair pitaji ne kaha ki tum ab ghar me jao, tumahre chacha chahi aur unka pariwar bhi yahi hai sabse mil lo, abhi bahut baat karni hai, kal karenge
Ye kahkar pitaji lakhan ke sath hi nikal gaye
Mai Ghar me ghusa aur sabse pahle meri mulakat Amma se huyi
Amma bhi badal gayi thi,
Amma ke baare me bata du, yehi heroine hai aakhir
Meri amma ekdum gori chitti dudh se nahayi aurat hai
5.5 feet height, Sharir ekdum bhara pura, choochiya itni badi ki ek hath me na aaye
Kamar aur pet pe charbi ki ek patti
Aur gand, gand aisi ki agar koi 4-5 inch wala piche se chodne jaye to shayad chutado me hi kho jaega, ched tak to nahi pahuchega
Maine amma ko gaur se dekha, inhone thoda gahra cut wala blouse pahna tha, sadi kamar se niche jisse inki nabhi dikh rahi thi
Sir pe pallu nahi, aur sadi thodi jalidar thi to choochiyo ke bich ke lakeer dikhayi de rahi thi
Inhe dekhkar mujhe station ke bahar wala sapna yaad aa gaya aur mera lauda ab aukat me aane laga
Tabhi amma ne mujhe pakad kar jhuka liya aur mere muh pe lagatar chummiyo ki bauchar karne lagi,
Amma - itne dino se tujhe amma ki yaad bhi nahi aayi, mera laal kitna kamjor ho gaya hai sheher me reh kar
Aur ye kahkar usme mera muh sine me laga liya aur sabse pahli chij jo huyi wo ye ki Amma ki choochiyo ki mahak mere naak me ghus kar mere sir pe chad gayi aur mere hath khud uski gand pakadne ke jane hi wale the ki tab tak chachi aarti ki thali liye aa gayi
Chachi - are didi aap bhi na, lalla ki pahle aarti utar leti ek to pahle hi Ghar me ghus gaya bina aarti karwaye, chaliye chodiye, aarti karne dijiye, aaj to mai hi lalla ki aarti karungi
Amma haste huye - tu nahi samjhegi Bindu, bete se bichadne ki takleef
Chachi - tana na maro didi, jitna ye tumhara beta hai utna hi hamara, balki usse jyada, humne to 3 bacche paida kiye lekin sari ladkiya, ek hi to hai hamre Ghar ka chirag, isse pyar dular na kare aur apna beta na samjhe to kisko samjhe
Amma - are naraj na ho, chal aarti kar bechara thaka hua hai thoda aaram karne de
Chachi ne aarti utari aur amma ne mujhse kaha ki apne kamre me jake naha dho lu, kyuki mere kamre me bathroom aur toilet dono bana diye gaye the, jab budhau ghar banwa raha tha tabhi pitaji ne jidd karke mere kamre me badlav karwa diye aur ghar me bhi 3 common toilet bathroom ho gaye the, bahar wala toilet ab naukaro ke liye tha
jab amma mujhe bolkar piche ko mudi to pahli baar maine amma ke baal thik se dekhe, bahut moti choti jo uske ghutne se bhi niche tak thi, jab wo chal rahi thi to choti aisi jaisi nagin lehra rahi ho
Maine Chachi se poocha ki chacha aur dadaji kaha hai to unhone kaha ki wo log aur pitaji kisi anusthan me gaye hai, maine socha ye kabse hone laga ki ye log anusthan me jane lage lekin socha ki Aaj shayad mela bhi hai to koi sarvajanik tyohar hai jisme mukhiya aur uska pariwar shamil hota hoga
Khair, mai nahane chala gaya
Chachi ka figure
Chachi moti hai tuntun mausi jaisi lekin ekdum kadak maal, gori to ye bhi hai lekin thodi kam