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IncestDevil's spirit - good or bad (incest+adultery+horror+suspens)
Pati : Suhagraat Aaj Se Tumhari Har Chij Main Istemaal Karunga, Patni : Accha To Wo Plastic Wala Arraam Se Lena, Bahut Badha Hai Tumhari G**Nd Fat Jayegi.
Koi batayega ki patani ne apane pati ko kisake bare me kaha hai....
Sonu ko ek bahut buri aadat thi ki vah adhiktar samay apana angutha chusara hi rahata tha aur Sonu ki yah aadat chhudane ke liye Sonu ke perents use kai baar pit diye the......
Ek baar ki baat hai ek raat Sonu ki achanak nind khul jati hai kyoki use pyas lagi huyi thi lekin usake room me pani nahi tha to vah kichen me chala gaya pani lene aur jab vah apane room ki traf aa raha tha tabhi usake perents ke room se usake papa ki aawaj aati hai ha.... Baby aise hi chooso bahut maja aaraha hai.... Aahhh aise hi..
Sonu jakar darwaja check karata hai to vah khula hi tha to vah dhire se darwaja thoda sa kholata hai aur andar dekhta hai to usaki ma niche baithi hai aur usake papa ke land chus rahi hai Sonu ko samjh nahi aata hai ki yah ho kya raha hai kyoki sex ki jankari use abhi nahi tha....
Apani ma ki kuchh chusate huye dekhkar Sonu ko gussa aa jata hai aur vah darwaja kholkaar andar chala jata hai aur gusse se kahata hai...
Khud hi marji aaye chuso aur mujhe angutha chusane par marate ho....
Shivam ko kuchh samjh nahi aa raha tha ki ranjana use is tarah mar kyo rahi hai kya ranjana use jaan se maar degi.... **Tujhe kya laga tha ki tu is baar bhi mera plane chaupat kar dega** :- ranjana Shivam ke gardan ko pakad kar use upar uthate huye kahati hai.
**Abe kaun sa plan maine kab tumhara plan chaupat kiya... Ahhhh** :- Shivam kahata hai
Abhi ranjana kuchh jawab deti ki **dhaay dhaay** do goli do traf se chalai jati hai jisase ranjana ke sir me lagata hai aur vah Shivam ko chhod deti hai fir jameen par gur jati hai...
**ahhh kho kho** :- Shivam ranjana se chhutate hi jameen par girkar kjasane lagata hai aur gahari gahari sans lene lagata hai....
**Shivam Shivam tum thik ho** :- Chand darwaja nahi khulane par khidaki se bahar nikal jati hai aur apani gun nikal kar ranjana ko shoot kar deti hai aur usi time dusari traf se bhi shoot Kiya jata hai...
**Chanda pahale pani do.... Pani** :- Shivam kahata hai
**pani abhi laati hu ruko** :- chanda ghar ke andar Pani lane ke liye uthati hai tabhi usake samane ek bottal aata hai jo dusra goli chanlane wala ya wali deti hai aur chanda bina usake traf dhyan diye jaldi se bottle hath me leti hai aur Shivam ko pani pilati hai...
**aaram se ha** :- chanda pani pilate huye kahati hai jab Shivam jaldi baji ne pani pita hai to
Ab chanda ko us pani Dene Wale ki traf dhyan jata hai jo vah par khada tha/thi aur use dekhane ke baad chanda shock ho jati hai aur jaldi se apani gun nikalkar us saksh ke traf taan deti hai.....
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Kuchh der pahale
Jab ranjana apane khabari se yah kahati hai ki vah unhe bata de ki ranjana Delhi pahuch gayi hai tabhi yah jankari ek anjan saksh ke pass bhi pahuch gaya tha...
**Boss Ab kya kare suna hai Ranjana Maurya ek kabil officer hai yah jis kaam ko hath me le leti hai use vah har haal me pura karati hai....... Aur bhi andar ki ek khabar hai ki mr. S bhi Ranjana ki madad karata hai. Aur yah bhi khabar mili hai ki Mr. S ko hal hi me Delhi me dekha gaya hai** :- ek adami kahata hai
**Kya aur yah baat tum abhi bata rahe ho bewakuf Mr. S Delhi me hai aur isaki jankari hame nahi mili.... Kaha dekha gaya tha Mr. S ko** :- boss apane chair se khaga ho jata hai aur puchhata hai ab boss ke andar bechaini chhane lagi thi kyoki vah janata tha ki Mr. S ka samana to usake boss Jadugar bhi nahi kar sakata jisake pass Super Neutral power hai to vah kaise Mr. S ka samana karega yah sochakar Boss kisi ko phone karata hai...
**Chinta mat karo Mahamahim Jadugar ne isaki vyavastha kar di hai aaj sivam ko kisi bhi haal me maar diya jayega aur tumhari sabase badi dusman ranjana bhi raste se hat jayegi...** :- phone ke dusari traf se aawaj aati hai aur phone cut jata hai aur yah aawaj sunkar Boss ke jaan me jaan aati hai...
**Ab koi chinta nahi ..... Ha.... Ha ..... Ha Delhi walo ab tumhara kya hoga... Ha.....ha....ha**
Boss ke sukoon ka lamha ab khatam hone wala tha ki vaha hawa mein ek ajeeb thandak failti hai, Boss ke bodyguards alag-alag kono se alert ho jaate hain kyoki unhe kuchh bura hone ka sanket milane laga tha aur idhar boss apane me hi vyasth tha use koi khoj kahabr hi nahi tha. Tabhi ek zor ki awaaz hoti hai aur darwaja udata huaa samane ke diwar se takrata hai..... Sab ghabra jaate hain.
**Hello bachcho kaisan ho** :- ek aawaj gunjata hai
**Woh aa gaya!** ek guard chillata hai. Tabhi ek saaya bahar se tez gati se kamre mein ghus aata hai aur jo Gunda chilaya tha usaka sar dhad se alag ho jata hai. Sabhi alert ho jate hai aawaj boss ke kano me nahi pahuchati hai kyoki ek to usaka room soundproof tha dusara vah sukun ke lamhe bita raha tha bechara use kya pata tha ki yah sukun usake jivan ki aakhiri sukun hai.....
**Mr. S! Usse maar daalo! Jinda nahi bachana chahiye** Boss ka secretary chillata hai, aur uske bodyguards turant Mr. S par toot padte hain.
Mr. S taiyaar hai. Pehle do gunde apne hathiyar nikalkar Mr. S ki taraf daudate hain. Ek ke haath mein chaku hai aur dusre ke paas laathi. Lekin Mr. S bijli ki tarah tez hai. Pehle gunde ki laathi ko wo ek haath se pakadta hai aur ghoomakar uske pair pe zor daar laat marta hai. Aadmi zor se cheekh maar kar gir padta hai. Dusre aadmi ka chaku ab Mr. S ki taraf badhta hai, lekin Mr. S uska haath ghumakar usi ke gale par maar deta hai. Aadmi seedha gir jata hai, aur farsh par khoon fail jata hai
Baaki ke gunde ab aur bhi savdhan ho jaate hain. Ek saath paanch log Mr. S par dhawa bolte hain, lekin Mr. S bilkul bhi nahi ghavratta. Wo unke beech mein ghuskar ek aadmi ke thobde pe mukka marta hai, uska naak tut jaata hai. Phir dusre ke pet par itni zor se laat marta hai ki wo seedha diwar se takra kar behosh ho jaata hai.
Teesra gunda Mr. S ke peechhe se vaar karne ki koshish karta hai lekin Mr. S uske haath ko mudakar tod deta hai. **Crack!** ki awaz hoti hai aur gunde ki cheekh poore kamre mein gunj uthti hai.
Ek gunda gun nikalkar Mr. S par goli chala deta hai, lekin Mr. S jhukkar bach jaata hai. Tez gati se wo us gunde tak pahunchta hai, uska haath pakakar uski gun ko ghumata hai aur goli seedhi ek aur gunde ke maathe pe lagti hai. Wo gunda dharti par gir kar tadapne lagta hai.
Ab Boss ke secretary ko pata hai ki Mr. S ko rokna aasaan nahi. Wo apne sabse khatarnak aadmi ko bulata hai - ek tagda aur mazboot gunda jo bodybuilding champion lag raha hai. Wo Mr. S ki taraf daudate hui ek bada iron rod lekar aata hai aur Mr. S ke sar par zor se vaar karta hai. Lekin Mr. S jhukkar rod ko pakad leta hai aur gunde ki kamar par zor se maar deta hai. Wo gunda zor se cheekh maarta hai aur apne ghutno par gir padta hai. Mr. S uska sir apne ghutne se maar kar uska hosh uda deta hai. Yani ki jab Mr. S ka ghutana Us body builder hunde ke sir par lagata hai to usaka sar usake shrir me hi guss jata hai aur Boss ke Secretary ke gand fat jata hai yah scene dekhkar vah vaha se bhagane ki koshish karata hai lekin Mr. S ki raftar tej thi vah Secretary ke pass. Pahuch jata hai aur use ek jor ki laat marata hai secretary udata huaa jakar boss ke kamre ke darwaje par lagata hai aur darwaja todata huaa andaar jakar girata hai aur ab boss chaukata hai... Abhi vah kuchh bolata ya kuchh karata ki usaka dhyan darwaje par khade use saksh par jata hai jisake aage usake Mahamahim Jadugar bhi gand uthakar nahi aagenge... Lekin fir bhi boss ke andar bahut aata hai jo usake chehare se jhalak raha tha
Ab kamre mein sirf Boss aur Mr. S bache hain. Boss ka chehra gusse se lal ho jaata hai. **Tu nahi bach payega, Mr. S!** wo chilata hai aur apne pocket se ek chhota sa chaku nikalta hai jo bijli se chamak raha hota hai.
Boss Mr. S par vaar karta hai, lekin Mr. S apne haathon se uske haath ko pakad leta hai. Dono ke beech ek khatarnak ladai shuru ho jaati hai. Mr. S Boss ka haath pakadkar uska chaku usi ki taraf ghumata hai. Boss zor se apana haath chodane ki koshish karta hai, lekin Mr. S uska haath tod deta hai.
**Yeh teri akhri ladaai hai, Boss,** Mr. S ghusse mein kehta hai. Wo Boss ko ek zor daar mukka marta hai jo uske daanton ko tod deta hai. Boss gusse se aakhri vaar karta hai, lekin Mr. S uska gala pakadkar hawa mein uthata hai. Boss tadapne lagta hai, uske pair hawa mein latakte hain.
**Tu bahut logon ka khoon kar chuka hai, ab tera ant zaroori hai,** Mr. S kehta hai aur usko zor se neeche phek deta hai. Boss zor se zameen par girta hai, uska sir seedha kone mein padi ek metal ki mez se takrata hai. Uska sir phat jaata hai aur khoon ka fonta chhatne lagta hai. Wo jor se cheekhta hai aur uska sharir kampane lagta hai.
Mr. S uske kareeb jaata hai, uske maathe pe paun rakhkar zor se dabaata hai. **Ab tu kisi ko aur pareshan nahi karega, Boss,** wo kehta hai. Boss ke chehre par dar aur takleef ka chehra pad jaata hai. Uske saath, Mr. S ek zor daar vaar karta hai, aur Boss ka sir zameen lagkar phat jaata hai.
Boss ki aankhein dhundhli pad jaati hain, uski saans ruk jaati hai. Ek bhayanak maut ke saath, Boss ka ant ho jaata hai. Mr. S apna mask thik karta hai aur kahin se ek ghanishth awaaz mein kehta hai, **Ab agla number tumhara hai. Madrachod Jadugar... Lekin usase pahale teri ma are. Nahi teri beti ko chodunga fir Teri bibi ko usake baad tujhe marunga madhar chod thodi si power kya mil gayi tune Mera jeena haram kar diya**
Fir Kamre mein khamoshi chha jaati hai, sirf Mr. S ke kadam ki awaz aati hai jo vaha se bahar ja raha tha....
Mr. S ke jane ke baad us kamare me ek aur nakabposh aadami aata hai aur vah Boss ke pass jata hai aur usake sharir me kuchh tatolata hai tabhi usake jaiket me se ek kagaj milata hai vah aadami us kagaj ko kholata hai to pata chalata hai ki vah koi naksha hai **ladake abhi tu ullu ka patha hi rahega maine kya baat kaha hai ki yadi tum kisi ko marate ho to marane ke baad usake poket ya usake sharir ko kabhi kabhi check bhi kar liya karo kya pata vah kya chhipaye baitha ho.... Ab dekho yadi Mai yaha aakar isaki talasi nahi leta to hame abhi bhi lagata ki naksha jadugar ke pass hi hai..... Khair koi nahi mujhe lagata hai tujhe abhi aur sikhana hai...** Yah kahakar vah nakabpos uthata hai aur aur fir gundo ke added ke bahar aata hai jab vah kuchh dur hi jata hai hai ki vah boss ka adda boom karake ud jata hai....
**Svaha...... Ab isase tujhe jhataka lagega beta jadugar** :- vah nakabpos kahata hai aur vaha se gayab ho jata hai.......
Ab bas aaj ke episode me bas itana hi Milate hai agale episode me jise mai jaldi hi post karunga abhi to likhana start karana hai....
To agar man ho to comment aur like bhi kar sakate ho agar nahi to fir bhi thik hai (isaka bhi ek apalg hi maja hai episode jaldi Dene ka jhanjhat hi nahi hai).........
पप्पू आम के पेड़ पर आम तोड़ने के लिए चढ़ा था पर चढ़ते वक्त पप्पू का पैर फिसल गया और पप्पू पेड़ से गिरा और उसकी गांड फट गयी।
कुछ दोस्तो ने पप्पू को हॉस्पिटल लेकर गए
हॉस्पिटल में नर्स टांके लगाने आई और पूछा, “कितनी खुली रखूं जिससे तुझे अंदर का निकलने में परेशानी न हो?”
पप्पू दर्द से तड़पते हुए, “सिस्टर जितनी आपकी खुली है।”
नर्स ठीक है बोली और 3 इंच और फाड़ के चली गई।
नैतिक शिक्षा :- गांड फटी हो तो भी सोच समझ कर बोलना चाहिए समझे ।
Sonu : Tum Niche Ke Baal Kaise Saaf Karte Ho,
Monu : Razaor Se Aur Tum,
Sonu : Jarurat Hi Nahi,
Monu : Kyu ???
Sonu : Biwi Baat Hi Aisi Krti hai ki Jaante Sulag Jaati Hai.
पत्नी रसोईघर में मैगी नूडल्स बना रही थी….
पत्नी पति से – सुनते हो क्या तुम मुझे अभी चोदोगे क्या??
पति बहुत खुश हुआ और फटाफट चोदने लगा।
चोदने के बाद पति ने आश्चर्यचकित होकर पूछा।
पति -तुमने अचानक मुझे सेक्स के लिए क्यों बुलाया ?
पत्नी – मेरी घड़ी खराब थी कहीं नूडल्स जल नहीं जाय और मुझे पता है कि तुम 2 मिनट से ज्यादा नहीं चोद सकते।
बेइज़्ज़ती की हद्द हो गई भेनचोद।
इसी बात पर एक सायरी :-
शीशी भरी गुलाब की पड़ी पलंग के पास, चोदने वाले चोद गए अब तू क्यों पड़ी उदास।