Update -- 34
Living area mein sannaata tha, sirf TV ki maddham awaz goonj rahi rahi thi. Laiba sofa par naram takiye se lipti hve easy ho kar ebthi thi. Tabhi phone ki ring baji.
Screen par bhai ka naam chamka.
Laiba: (Call uthate hi, aik gehri saans lekar) Bhai… finally! kidar busy tha kab se call kar rae thi.
Salman: (Halki hansi ke sath) Arre meri guriya bari excited lag rahi hai, kya hua? Aisa lagta hai koi nayi suspense wali news hai.
Laiba: (Gehri saans lekar) Filhal to main hi news bani hui hoon. Ammi ne kaha hai ke apna room sirf sone ke liye use karo, Sana ko space do. Ab main living room mein Pari hve hoon.
Salman: Achha… Abhi tak uska drama chal raha hai?
Laiba: (Thori der ruk kar, lehja sanjeeda karte hue) Nahi, ab to bilkul theek lag rahi hai. Lekin bhai, Ashar Uncle ke sath hi koi serious baat hui thi us din dinner ke baad. Maine kaha tha na aap se? Uncle is se shadeed naraz thae, baat tak nahi kar rahe thae... Momi ne uski rote hue tasveer bheji to Uncle ka dil pighal gaya. Un se baat karne ke baad hi wo bister se uthi hai. Mujhe to inka tareeqa hi ajeeb lagta hai... Uncle-Bhatiji wala rishta kam aur Secret Affair zyada lagta hai.
Salman: To ab Ashar Uncle villain ban gaye tumhari nazar mein (Salman ne hansi mein baat udayi wo smajh raha tha laiba gussa main asi bat kar rae ha)
Laibha: (Sofa par seedhi hokar baithte hue) Aap mazaq kar rahe hain, lekin main serious hoon. Aap ko ye ajeeb nahi lagta? Wo sirf Uncle ki hi baat kyun sunti hai.
Salman: Is mein ajeeb kya hai? Shuru se aisi hi Wo ziddi aur selfish hai, usey pata hai kahan se kaam nikalwana hai. Chorro usay, tum apni batao.
Laiba: Hmmm... dafa karein usko. Main to soch rahi hoon ke aap wala room shift ho jaun. Wahan sukoon hoga.
Salman: (Achanak sanjeeda hote hue) Ye wala mazaq nahi hai... mera kamra mera hi rahega.
Laiba: Bhai aap bhi waqayi apni choti behan ki tarah selfish hain. Kuch dinon ke liye de dein apna room... main bhi thori Privacy enjoy kar loon. Jab aap aayenge to le lena.
Salman: Mujhe bhi apni privacy chahiye, madam.
Laiba: (Munh banate hue) Ok theek hai... bas main hi is ghar mein fazool hoon. Baqi sab ko to apni personal space chahiye.
Salman: (Laad se) Arrey Meri princess tu sab se anmol ha….. Mera mtlb tha Sana ne tumhein dobara us room mein ghusne nahi dena... aur phir jab main aaunga to tum kidhar jaogi?
Laiba: (Bohot masoomiyat se) Koi baat nahi, main aap ke sath room share kar loon gi... itna bada to bed hai aap ka.
Doosri taraf se halki si khansi ki awaz aayi, phir Salman hans para. (wo jo aj thora conceios ho kar baat kar raha tha laiba ki baat sun mind phir out of track jana laga)
Salman: (Bhari awaz mein) Agar hum aik hi bed per soye, to mujhe darr hai ke main Bhai wala rishta hi na bhool jaon.
Laiba: (gussa se) Bhai... Main to bas sone ke liye room maang rahi thi…. Ap na phir apni Gandagi chalo kar di main phone band kar rae hun. Bye.
Salman laiba ka recation se Hiran reha gaia……
Call katne ke baad laiba ka dil dharak raha tha. Salman ki wo aakhri baat Bhai wala rishta hi na bhool jaon, yad karka Usne gusse mein phone side par phenka, magar uski nazrein screen se nahi hatin. Theek do minute baad, phone phir se vibrate hona laga. Salman ki video call thi.
Laiba ne do baar ignore kiya, phir teesri baar aik ajeeb si be-chaini ke sath pick kar liya.
Salman: (Narm aur bhari awaz mein) Oye Haddi... itna gussa? Main to sirf tumh se Mazak kar raha tha.
Laiba: (Gusse se, magar awaz mein larzah tha) Bhai…. Mazak?....Aap hamesha hadd paar kar dete hain... Main bas room mang rahi thi aur aap ne kahan baat pahuncha di.
Salman: (Nihayat dhiimi awaz mein) Oho... meri Princess to waqayi gussa ho gayi. Yaar Haddi, itni jaldi Off mat hua karo. Main to bas tumhein haqeeqat bata raha tha.
Laiba: (Halke se siskte hue) Haqeeqat? Bhai, aap kaisi behuda baat kar rahe thae? Bhai wala rishta bhool jaonga... Chii! Aap waqayi mera bara main aisa sochta hain ?
Salman: (Kaan pakarte hue) Achha sorry! Magar zara socho gudiya... Tum ne kaha na ke bed par sath sona... lekin kya tumhein pata hai ke jawan larka aur larki jab itne qareeb hon, to bed kitna hi bada kyun na ho, faslay khatam ho jate hain. Jism ki garmi rishton ki tameez ko jala deti hai...
Laiba: Lekin main aisa bilkul nae sochati….. Hum kitni baar pehla b aik sath soo chukka hain.
Salman: Guriya bola na Mazak kar raha tha… lagta ha aj sana ka gussa mujh per hi nikala ga.
Laiba: (apna lehja ki kaat realize kerta hva) Sorry bhai …. Main waqie uski wajha se upset thi.... aur gussa ap per nikal gaia.
Salman: Ab mujha meri Princess ki pyari si smile dekhni hai... tabhi main sukoon se so paunga.
Laiba ne dhiime se muskuraya, uske gaal ab halkay surkh thae.
Salman: ya hoe na baat Aur suno, ab mera room tumhara hai. Wahan shift ho jao aur privacy enjoy karo... dil khol kar meri tarah akely mein nangi ho kar nachna.
Laiba: (Haste hue, ankhein phailakar) Bhaaiii! Kuch bhi... Kya aap apne room mein bina kapron ke dance karte hain?
Salman: (Dheet-pan se, nazrein screen par jamakar) Haan, main to karta hoon. Apni marzi, apna kamra. Jab koi dekhne wala na ho to insaan azad hota hai.
Laiba: (Ab Uski baat ko enjoy karte hue) Sharam nahi aati aap ko? Akele aise ghoomte hue achay lagte hain.
Salman: Sharam kis baat ki, Lekin fikar mat karo... main ne underwear pehna hota hai.
Laiba: (Zoor se haste hue) Bas bas... Mujhe itni details nahi jaanni! Aur mujhe nahi chahiye room. Main to bas mazaq kar rahi thi. Waise bhi agar mera room alag ho gaya na... to Sana waqayi mujhe apne kamre ke qareeb bhi nahi phatakne degi.
Salman: (Haste hue) Chalo phir, tum apni jasoosi jaari rakho. Information leak hoti rehni chahiye, Bye.
Laiba: Bye bhai.
Call cut ho gayi. Laiba ne phone seene se lagaya aur andhere corridor ki taraf dekha jahan Sana ka kamra tha. Uske dimaag mein Salman ki baatein aik ajeeb si kash-m-kash paida kar rahe thae.
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