Meri biwi mere pass me gehri nind me so rahi thi
Main uska chehra Gaur se dekh raha tha
Mujhe nagma ke chehre pe sakun sa dikh raha tha
Ye sakun main Nagma ke chehre per Jab hi dekhta tha Jab Nagma aur Kaka ka Milan hota tha
Main soch Raha tha shayad hi mene aisa sukun kabhi Nagma Ko Diya ho jaisa sakun Kaka Ne Meri Biwi Ko Diya Hai
meri biwi ko kaka se kyo na mile sakun
Jab al*ha ne kaka ko itna bada hathiyar diya hai
Asa athiya dekh ke to bade se bade sarif ghar ki maa beti behen bahu ke bhi kadam behek jay
Meri biwi ke kadam behek hai
Iski baja bhi kaka ka bo hathiyar hi hai
Meri biwi to fir bhi ak bhare band ki jawan kasa hua bandan ki malkin hai
Isi Umar me hi sabse jada aurat ko takat bar hathyar ki jarurat hoti
Sach me kaka ka hathyar he hi asa keh
Mere jese insan ki bhi niyat dalam dol ho rahi
Mera khud ka dil kaka ka lamba mota kala chamdi bala land dekhne ko bar bar karta hai
Magar aaj jo kala ne meri biwi se karwaya tha
Ye mujhe pasand nahi aya tha
Sayad mujhe hi nahi
Duniya ke kisi bhi mard ko ye pasand na aye
Mujhe pata nahi asi kon si takat hai
Jo itna sab kuch ho jane ke baad bhi me
Abhi tak khamosh ho
Ye sab sochte sochte meri ankh kab lag gyi
Mujhe pata bhi na chala
2 ghante baad mujhe nagma ne uthaya
Mene ankh khol ke dekha
Nagma ke haath me chay ke cup the
Mene uthke nagma ke haath se chay ka cup liya
Our fir nagma our me chay pine lage
Chaye pite huye me nagma se bola abbu a gye
Nagma mujh se mazak ke mund me boli
Abbu kaha gye the
Abbu tu mere our AAP ke sath khel rahe the
Our Ham se khelne ke baad tumhare hi samne apne room me chale gye the
Main chay ki chuski marke halke se muskura ke bola
Yaar me kaka ki baat nahi kar raha hu
Main apne abbu ki baat kar raha hu
Nagma fir se mujhe chedte huye boli
Offo asfak miya jab se tumne do baap banaye hai
Mujhe kitni dikkat ho rahi hai samaj ne
Me
Dekho na tum baat apne pehle bale baap ki kar rahe ho
Our me naye baap ko samajh rahi hu
Agar tumhe do do baap rakhne hai
To tumhe kuch karna hoga
Sone se mere dimag me jo tanab tha bo ab khatam ho gya tha
mujhe bhi nagma ka hasi mazak karna achha lag raha tha
Main bola mera to khud dimag kaam nahi kar raha hai
Tum hi batao main kya karu
Nagma bah kya baat hai
Do do Baap tum tum banao our hal main nikalu
Main bola pareshani bhi to tumhe ho rahi hai
Mujhe to koyi pareshani nahi ho rahi hai
Nagma ha ha main sab samjh rahi hu
Tumhara bas chale to Tum kisi ko bhi apna baap bana lo
Main bola kisi ko nahi
bas kuch khas logo ko hi baap banunga
Nagma bo khas logo me asa kya hoga jo tum unhe apna baap bana loge
Main bola bahi jiska hathiyar lamba mota takat bar hoga
Nagam ohhh asfak tumhe apni ammi ki khusiyo ka kitana khayal hai
Tum apni m*zh*bi
Ammi ki khatir un lambe mote takat bar hathyar balo ko apna baap tak bana loge
Main dhire se bola agar tum kaho tu tumhare liye bhi main ye sab kar sakta hu
Nagma meri baat sunke boli
As**g*f*lah
Toba toba kesi baat kar rahe ho tum asfak mujhe kiya tumne bajaru samaj liya hai
Jo tum mujh se asa keh rahe ho
Main nahi yaar main to bas tumari khuse ke liye keh raha hu
Nagma suno asfak me tumhari ammi ki tarha nahi hu
Keh shohar ke hote huye bhi na jane kis kis se muh kala karati fir rahi hai
Tum jese bhi ho main tum se khus hu
Our ha ab batao jab Tum kya samjhe the
Main bola kab
Nagma jab mene tum se kaka ko bulwaya tha
Our tum mera haath pakad ke mujhe niche leke aye the
Tum us time kya samjhe the
Main bo Ha yaar main to kuch our hi samjha tha
Nahma ha mujhe pata he Tum kya samjhe the
Tum yahi samjhe the keh main
kaka ke sath bo karne ke liye bulbaya tha
Main nagma se bola ha
Main bahi samjha tha
Nagma boli bada shok hai tumne mujhe dusre se karbate huye dekhne ka
Agar itna hi shok hai dekhne ka to apni m*z**bi ammi
Ke liye le jao kaka ka haath pakad ke ammi ke pass
Our fir bahi beth ke dekhke karte raho apne shok pura
Nagma ki baat se mere badan me karant sa dord gya
Mere chhota sa land jo abhi mara pada tha
Usme bhi jaan ane lagi
Main bola ye na mumkin hai yaar asa nahi ho sakta hai
Nagma kyo nahi ho sakta hai
Tumne video dekhi nahi ammi ki kese tadap rahi thi lene ke liye
Tum ak baar ammi ko kaka hathiyar pakad ke dikha do
ammi Fir dekhna kese tumse kehti hai
Main kya asa ho sakta hai
Nagma boli ho sakta Ha yaar ammi man jaye kaka ka dekh ke
Main bola yaar mujhe ye thik nahi lag raha hai
Ak beta apni ammi ke bare me kesa kesa soch raha hai
Ye gunha hai yaar
Nagma boli gunah kese hua
Main bola ammi ko me jina karne ko bolu
Is se kya. a*l* ja naraz nahi hoga
Nagma boli asfak tum galat samajh rahe ho
Tum khud socho
Tumhari ammi ki kushi kisme hai
Main bola mujhe nahi pata
Nagma tumhari ammi ki kushi lambe mote takatbar land me hai
Bo land tumhare nay abbu ke pass hai
Jab tum khud apne naye abbu ko ammi ke pass leke jaoge
Tumhari ammi khus ho jayegi
Our fir ammi tumhe dua dengi
Bolo fir gunah kaha milega tumhe
Tum to ammi ki khusi ke liye hi kar rahe ho
Main ha nagma tum thik keh rahi
Ye to mene socha nahi tha
Ab main kya karu
Nagma tum kaka ko set karo
Main par kese mujhe saram ati hai
Nagma tum kaka ke pass bethte ho na
Ha jab se tumne kaha hai main kaka ko alag se rupaye dene laga hu kaam bhi kam karbata hu
Our kaka ke pass bhi dethne laga hu
Nagma tum ase hi karte raho
Tum ab jab Jana jab kaka sharab pee rahe ho
Fir tumhara kaam our ashan ho jayega
Main thik hai jasa tum keh rahi ho
Main besa hi karunga
Ye keh ke Main
Kapde chenge kar ke
yaar dosto se milne chala gya
dosto se baat karte karte kitna time ho gya mujhe pata hi nahi chala
Raat 9 baje mujhe nagma ne phone kya
Main phone pe bola
Ha nagma kya baat hai
Nagma boli kaha ho tum
Main dosto ke pass hu
Nagma ghar nahi ana hai aaj
Main kya time ho gya
Nagma 9 baj rahe hai
Main ohh yaar mujhe time ka pata hi nahi chala
Main abhi 15 minut me ghar a raha hu
Main phone cut kar ke dosto se haath mila ke ghar ki our chal diya
15 minut main ghar a gya
Nagma ne mujhe khana diya
Mene khana khaya
Khana kha ke Main Apne room me chala gya
Thodi der baad nagma bhi room' me agyi
Our mujhse boli tum khana khake room a gaye
Tumhe khane ke baad tehelna chahiye
Jao thodi der bahar tehel ke ao
Main bhi jab tak bed ki chadar dusri bicha dungi
Main nagma ki baat sun ke bahar a gya
Main apne garden me tehelne laga
Kaka ka room bahi tha
Main tehelte tehelte kaka ke room tak ana jana kar raha tha
Raat ke 11 baj rahe the
Meri nazar kaka ke room pe bar bar ja rahi thi
Mujhe room se khatar patar ki abaaz a rahi thi
Mene socha itni raat me kaka kya kar rahe hai
Ye janne ke liye main room ke get pe khada hoke
Get pe dastak dene ke liye jese hi haath lagaya room ka get khul gya
Yani abhi kaka ne under se kundi nahi lagayi thi
Mene under dekha
Kaka apni charpai pe beth ke sharab pee rahe the
Kaka mujhe dekh ke
Chok gye
Our fir jaldi jaldi
Sharb ki bottle our glass chupane lage
Main ye dekh ke bola
Rehne do Kaka mujhe pata hai tum pite ho
Kaka ha bo kabhi kabhi pi leta hu
Koyi kaam tha Malik
Main nahi bas tumse baat karne ke liye a gya
Kaka boliye malik
Main tumne pina kyo rok diya
Ham ase bhi baat kar sakte hai
Kaka nahi malik ase achha nahi lagta hai
Aaj bhi meri nazar kaka ki dhoti pe bar bar ja rahi thi
Main kaka se bola tum kisi se samne pite nahi ho
Kaka pita hu malik
Dosto ke sath bethke bo bhi mere sath beth ke pite hai
sath dene bala koy ho to achha lagta hai
Baat karte karte pine ka maza hi kuch our hai
Main bola main huna tumhara sath dene ke liye
Kaka Magar Tum to pite nahi ho malik tumhare yaha to ye haram hai
Main ha ham log nahi pite hai
Magar main tum se baat to kar sakta hu
Tum mujh se pite pite baat karo
Mujhe koyi dikkat nahi hai
Kaka thik hai malik
Ye baat bede malik ko na batana
Ke mene aap ke samne pi hai
Main nahi bataunga abbu ko kaka
Kaka ye sunke fir se sharab glass me daal ke pine lage
Isi bich kaka ki dhoti thodi see sarak gyi
Dhoti sarakne se mujhe kaka ke land ki jhalk dhoti ke under dikhne lagi
Meri nazar kaka ke land se hat nahi rahi thi
Baat main kaka se kar raha tha
Magar meri nazar kaka ke land pe thi
Kaka ko pata hi nhi tha
Ka unka land mujhe dikh raha hai
Main jab bhi kaka ka land dekhta hu
Mera dimag sun ho jata hai
Pata nahi kaka ke land me kya jadu hai
Mere dimag sochna samajna band kar deta hai
Aaj bhi mere sath asa hi ho raha tha
Mera dil kar raha hai
Apna haath bada ke kaka ka land pakad lu
Magar main saram ki baja se asa nahi kar pa raha tha
Kaka to bas sharab pine me lage the
Ab kaka ko Thoda thoda nasha hone laga tha
Mujhe land ki taraf dekhte huye
Kaka bole
Kya dekh rahe ho malik
Main land se Nazar hata ke bola kuch nahi kaka
Kaka to fir bar bar tum meri dhoti ki taraf kyo dekh rahe ho
Main kaka ke sawal se jhep gyae
Hadbada ke bola k..k..k.uch bhi to nahi kaka
Kaka muskurate huye bole
Aap bahut sarmate ho malik
Ab kaka ko nasha sahi se hone laga hai
Main kaka se bola kaha serma raha hu
Aap se baat kar to Raha hu
Ab Kaka ki juban ladkhada ne lagi
Kaka nashe me bole
Aaj bachapan bala khel khelke kesa laga malik
Main bola kuch
Khas nahi kaka
Kaka mujhe our tumhari begam ko to bohat maza aya malik
Main bo kese kaka
Kaka ham dono tumhare pass me hi the our tum hame pakad nahi paya
Aaj mujhe kaka alag hi mund me dikh rahe the
Main bhi kaka ki baat me interest lene laga
Main bola is umar me bachho bala khel khelne me tumhe kese maza aya kaka
Mujhe to khel me kuch khas maze nahi aye
Kaka tumhe kese maza ayega tum to hame pakadna me lage the malik
Maze to apki begam our mujhe a rahe the
Hamara to khel khatam karne ka dil hi nahi kar raha tha
Bo to tum ne mana kar diya tha khelne ko
Main sach kaka tumhe our nagma ko bohat maza aya
Ha malik me sach keh raha hu
Main to aap ka ahshan mand hu
Main Tum mere ahshan mand bo kese
Kaka bole ha malik ye sab aap ki baja se hua hai aap mujhe jid karke na le jate
Fir mujhe kese maze ate
Main janta tha Aaj ka plane ya to meri biwi ka tha
Ya fir kaka ka tha
Fir bhi me kaka ke samne anzan ban raha tha jese me kuch janta hi nahi hu
Main bhi chahta hu kaka ya meri biwi ko pata na chale
Keh me sab janta hu
Kaka ki baat se mujhe lag raha tha
Kah aaj ke khel ka master mind me hu
Kaka ye jatana chahte hai
Jo kuch bhi hua ye sab
Mere kehne pe hua hai
Isme hamara koyi roll nahi hai
Main bola pata nahi kaka aap kya kya bol rahe ho
Bhala bachhe bale khel me
Bado ko kese maza ata hai
Ye sunke kaka bole
Agli bar bahi khel khelenge jis me tumhe maza aya ho
Ye keh ke kaka apni jaga se thoda sa hile
Kaka ke hile se unki dhoti thodi si upar chad gyi
Meri nazar jab thodi pe gyi
Mujhe kaka ka land samne se clear dikhaye dene laga
Kaka meri nazaro bar bar dekh rahe the
Kaka bole Malik pine ke baad biwi ki bahut yaad ati hai
Main bola mene suna hai log to bhulane ke liye pite hai
Our aap ko pine se yaad aati hai
Kaka tum samjhe nahi malik our tum samajh bhi nahi sakte ho main kya kehna chahta hu
Akele Admi mo kitni pareshani hoti hai
Main mujhe batao na tum kya kehna chahte ho kaka
Kaka tumhe batane se kya fayda hoga
Main bola mujhe khul ke batao kaka ho sakta hai main aap ki pareshani ka hal bata saku
Kaka mujhe pine ke baad biwi ke sath karne ka bohat dil karta hai
Main bola kaka kaki to yaha he nahi
Fir tum kya karte ho
Kaka bahi karta hu
Jo akela admi karta hai
Main anjan banke bola akela admi kya karta hai kaka
Kaka bohi apna haath jagannath
. main kya matlab kaka main samjha nahi
Kaka malik aap itne bade ho gye aap nahi jante ho apna haath jagannath kise kehte hai
Main sach me kaka Main nahi janta
Our aap mujhe saf saf khul ke batao
Aap kya karte ho
Kaka thik hai batata hu magar baad me tum mujhse ye na kehna
Keh kitna ganda bol rahe ho kaka
Main nahi bolunga ab batao mujhe
Kaka bole Jab mujhe karne ka dil karta hai
Tub me apna ye pakad ke muth mar ke apne dil ko Sant karta hu
Kaka ne ye baat apne land ki taraf ishara kar ke kahi
Main bola kya aaj bhi aap ko kaki yaad a rahi hai
Kaka ha mujhe aaj biwi ki yaad a rahi hai
Main dhire se bola to Aaj bhi hila ke kar lo kaka
Kaka bole mujhe asa hi karna hoga kya kare
Har kisi ki kismat
To ramu jesi thode hee na hoti hai
Kash koyi mera bhi haath me ya muh me lene bala hota
Main ye ramu kon hai kaka
Kaka he mera dost
Yahi pass me hi ak ghar me nokar hai
Main bola ramu ka kon muh me leta hai kaka
Kaka nahi malik main nahi bata sakta tumhe
Main kaka ke karib chala gya
Our bola batao na kaka
Kaka nahi malik ab aap nahi suno to achha hai
Our bese bhi mere dost ne mana kya hai
Batane ko
Mujhe kaka ke dost ki baat janne ki dil chasbi hone lagi
Main se ricbest karte huye bola
Kaka please batao na
Kaka bole ye raaj. Ki baat hai
Aap kisi se kehna nahi
Barna bo log badnam ho jayge
Main aap mujhe pe bharosha rakho kaka
Main kise nahi kahunga
Ab jaldi se batao mujhe
Kaka hai malik aap itna jeed kar rahe ho
Main aap ko ak video dikhata hu
Kaka ne apne mobile se Indian gay video nikal ke mujhe dikhane lage
Video me ak meri umar ka admi
Ak buddhe ka land chus raha tha
Main bola kaka ye kon hai
Kaka abaaz bada ke Tum khud sun lo malik
Mene mobile ki thodi si abaaz bada di
Ye Video nokar our malik ki thi
Video me nokar malik se keh raha tha
Ooohhh haaaa...ase hi...ha malik ase hi chuso apne nokar ka land
Kitna achha land chuste ho malik
Kitna maza a raha hai bohat maza a raha hai mujhe
tum duniya ke sab se achhe malik ho
Malik mera nikalne bala hai..haaaa as..e..hi.malik nikal raha hai...ye..nikla..malik
Ye nikla nikal gya
Ha...ha..malik pee jao apne nokar ka takat bala pani
Is se tumhe takat milegi malik
Fir tum malkin ko bohat der tak chod sakte ho
Ooohhh malik
Video dekh ke
Mera land full tite ho gya Aaj subha se mera land bar bar khada ho raha tha
Abhi tak mene apna pani nahi nikala tha
Main kaka se bola ye nokar tumhara dost hai kaka
Kaka ha ye mera dost hai
our chusne bala iska malik hai
Main aap ka dost kya keh raha tha
Ye pani pine se takat ati hai
Kaka ha sayad ye thik keh raha
Mera dost yaha se pehle ak hakim ke yaha kaam karta tha sayad usne hakim ji se suna ho
Main bola ha ho sakta hai mene our kisi se bhi suna hai kaka
Kaka bole
Ramu mujhse keh raha tha
Uska malik apni biwi ke sath sahi se kar nahi pate hai
Under dalte hi malik ka pani nikal jata hai
Apni takat badane ke liye mera pani pite
Pani pine se malik ko takat ke sath sath maza bhi aata hai
Mere dost ke malik ko apne nokar ka hathyar bohat achha lagta hai
Unhe nokar ka land chusne me maza aata hai
Asa karne se dono ka fayda hai
nokar ko
Biwi ki kami mehsus nahi ho rahi hai
Our malik ko takat bala pani pine ko mil raha hai
Main ha kaka aap thik keh rahe ho
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