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Ummed hai Ap sab thek hongay, yeh meri pehli story hai jo mai likh raha hun magar hai bilkul sach. Toh ziyada idhar udhar ki baat na karty huwe shuru karty hain.
Mai lahore, Pakistan sy taluk rakhta hun aur abhi as a freelancer kaam kar raha hun. Mere ghar mai hum 5 log hain.
Abbu jo k 48 saal ky hain businessman hain,
Ammi 45 ki hain housewife hain, fair complexion hai aur unky mammay ziyada baray nahi magar achi size ky hain magar unki gand uffffff kya hee batau mai, jaisa k Ap sab ko andaza hoga k desi aurton ki iss umar mai size barh jati hai toh waisa hee ammi ky saath bhii hai unki gand kuch iss tarah ki dikhti hai:
Hum 3 bhai hain, sabse bara bhai jo k 23 saal ka hai karachi mai wakeel hai aur shadi shuda hai jiski shadi ko koi 2 saal huwe hain.
Usky baad mai hun meri umar 21 saal hai aur 12th karny ky baad as a freelancer kaam shuru kardia tha, physical structure ki baat karay toh meri height 6'1 feet hai aur dikhny mai acha khasa hun, baray bhai ky kehny par mainy gym join karlia tha koi 2 saal pehly jab mai 9th mai tha. Aur iss wajah sy mera body structure aur lund dono hee gazab ban gye, mere trainer ny mujhy kuch exercises batayeh thy jiski wajah sy mera lund 9 inch tak barh gaya tha koi 1 saal pehly.
Phir mere baad aik aur bhai hai jo 18 saal ka hai aur abbu ky saath business mai haath barhata hai.
Mere abbu ka business aesa hai k 8 months chalta hai aur phir demand aur mosam ki wajah sy 4 months band rehta hai iss liyeh woh ghar par ziyada nahi reh patay in 8 months mai.
Yeh aaj yeh 1 saal pehly shuru hue jab mai 12th mai tha aur sardiyo ka mosam chal raha tha. Apko andaza hoga k punjab mai kaisi khatarnak sardi parti hai khas tor par lahore mai. Toh huwa yeh k mai jaise hee school sy ghar aaya toh ammi ko salam keeya aur unsy khana manga, khanay ky baad mai sonay chala gaya aur iss duran mujhy aesa mehsus huwa k ghar mai roo raha hai kyu k pankhy wagera sab band thy toh mai ghabra gaya, aur jaldi sy uth kar ammi ko awaz di magar koi response na mila toh mai jaldi utha aur ammi ko dhundna chah aur ammi kitchen mai shelf par haath rakhay roo rahi thi yeh dekh kar mai hairan hogaya aur hazaron kisam ky sawal mere zehn mai anay lagay. Toh jaise hee mainy ammi ko awaz di toh ammi ny mujhy dekha aur aik dam chup hogayi. Meri ziyada parhi likhi nahi thi bss 12th ki hue thi aur woh bhii bss formality ky tor par full English nahi parh pati thi han magar Roman English parh leti thin.
Mai: Ammi kya huwa hai, sab khariyat?
Ammi: Arry tum kab uthay? Aaon chai bana dun tumhare liyeh!
Yahan par ammi ny mujhy aese show keeya jaise mainy galat dekha aur sunna hai unko rotay huwe dekh kar.
Mai: Ammi kya huwa hai batayeh toh sahi kam sy kam?
Ammi: arry kya kuch nahi huwa bss aese hee, choro tum!!!
Mai: aese kaise chor dun kuch toh batayeh nah!!!?
Ammi: kya hee hoga beta bss thakan ky maray jeena haram hua wa hai aur kuch.
(Yahan par mai confuse hogaya kyu k ghar ka sara kaam maid karky jaati thi aur ammi sirf khana banaya karti thi)
Mai: kaisi thakan kya huwa zara puri baat toh batayeh nah please!!!?
Ammi: arry tum nahi samjho gyn aur kitchen sy janay lagi.
Mai: aur confuse hota huwa unky peechay janay laga aur baar baar puchta raha magar ammi ny nahi bataya.
Phir jab aa kar living room mai sofay par baithy toh mai chup raha aur ammi ko dekhny laga(meri niyat koi kharab nahi thi ammi ko ly kar bss aik betay honay k natay ammi ki fikar ho rahi thi)
Aur ammi ny meri taraf dekh kar ankhain sy sawal keeya k kya huwa?
Mai: ammi kya huwa hai batayeh toh sahi wahi toh puch raha hun.
Ammi: kya hee hoga kuch nahi huwa pareshan na ho tum.
Mai: pareshan na hun mai? Yeh kaisi baat hai bhala koi beta Apni maa ko rota huwa dekhy aur phir bhii pareshan na ho yeh bhala kaisi baat hue???
Yeh baat suntay hee ammi ny baray piyar sy meri taraf dekha aur aik haath mere gaal par pehra aur kaha k
Ammi: Allah aesa beta sabko dy jo apni maa ki itni fikar karta hai aur dehan rakhta hai.
Mai: ammi baat na ghumai nah aur batayeh kya huwa hai aur roo kyu rahi thi Ap?
Ammi ny pehly toh mujhy goor sy dekha aur kaha
Ammi: bss aese hee ronay ka dil kar raha tha koi bari baat nahi hai aur peeth mai dard hai bss iss liyeh.
Mai bara hairan huwa k bhala ronay ka dil woh bhii aese achanak aur yeh peeth ka dard ammi ko rehta tha aik toh unky body weight aur age ki wajah sy(yeh mujhy pehly laga karta tha)
Mai: bhala ronay ka dil kyu honay laga Apka? Aur peeth ka dard kahay toh medicine la dun?
Baray hee mazay sy mujhy dekhty huwe halki si smile karte huwe,
Ammi: arry baba tum nahi samjho gy kaha nah mainy.
Mai aur ziyada betab honay laga k akhir majra kya hai aur ziyada zoor detay huwe puchny laga.
Mai: ammi yar batayeh nah akhir kya huwa hai ab bhala koi baat betay sy bhii chupai jati hai?
Iss par jo jawab ammi ny mujhy diya uski tawako mujhy bilkul nahi thi.
Ammi: han bilkul kayi batein hain jo chupai jati hain zaruri thori hai sab kuch bataya jaye!!! Aur mujhy dekhny lagi k mera akhir kaisa reaction hoga.
Mai: yeh bhala kaisi batein kar rahi hain Ap aaj, kya huwa hai zara batayeh toh warna mai baba ko call karky bulwany laga hun!!!
Yeh baat suntay hee ammi zara chup hogayi aur kaha k
Ammi: arry kya hee hoga mujhy bss bechaini hoo rahi thi aur thakan ki wajah sy.
Mai: bhala kaisi bechaini pehly toh kabhi nahi hue Apko aese bechaini!!?
Ammi: hoti hai har month hee hoti hai bss tumny aaj notice keeya hai aur kuch din mao thek hojaun gi.
Kyu k mera educational background engineering field sy tha toh mujhy kakh bhii samjh nahi aai ammi ki baat aur aese hee ammi ko dekhty huwe ankhon sy sawal keeya k kya???
Jis par ammi thora hass pari aur mujhy kehny lagi k
Ammi: abhi bachay hoo aur uth kar janay lagi aur mujhy kaha k kuch medicine laa doh.
Mainy kaha thek hai ammi.
Jaise mai utha aur medical store tak gaya toh mujhy sakoon nahi tha k akhir huwa kya hai jo mujhy samjh nahi aa rahi. Phir jab mai medical store par puchncha toh ussy medicines nikalny ka kaha aur ussy puchny laga k akhir yeh medicines kis cheez ki hai.
Medical store wala: arry bhai kyu mazak kar rahay ho yahi time mila aur store mila tha kya?
Mai: arry bhai Ap batayeh toh sahi mujhy waqai nahi malum.
Medical store walay ny jaldi jaldi medicines pack ki aur mujhy kaha k yeh mahawari ki medicines hain dard kam hota hai isny.
Mai: yeh mahawari kya hoti hai bhai?
Toh mere iss sawal par medical store wala hasny laga aur kaha k bhai kyu tang kar rahay ho jao online dekh loo kya hoti hai!!!
Yeh jawab sun kar mujhy ajeeb laga aur hairani bhii hui k akhir bhala aese kya baat hai jo na ammi ny bataya aur na hee isny.
Jaise hee mai ghar aaya toh ammi ko awaz di aur ammi ko medicines dy dii aur ammi aaj mujhy kuch ajeeb sy dekh rahi thi, toh mainy ammi sy kaha k,
Mai: Ammi aik sawal puchu?
Ammi: han beta pucho..
Mai: ammi yeh mahawari kya hoti hai?
Iss sawal par ammi ny mujhy dekha aur baray goor sy dekhny ky baad mur kar jatay huwe kehny lagi k sharam karo bhala maa sy aese sawal puchty hain!!
Mai: sharam? Bhala isme sharam ki kya baat ammi? Aur batayeh kya hoti hai yeh?
Jis par ammi ny mujh sy sawal keeya k,
Ammi: pehly tum batao k yeh suna kahan sy tumny?
Mai: medical store walay ny bataya jab usny medicines nikali yeh wali.
Ammi: toh jao usse puch kar aao mujh sy kyu hee puch rahay ho.
Mai: usny sirf yeh hee kaha k kis cheez ki medicines hain ziyada nahi bataya usne.
Ammi: ufffff khudaya kis bholay bachay ki maa ban gayi mai.....
Mai: ammi baat na ghumayeh nah please batayeh!!!
Ammi: arry baba periods ko kehtay hain mahawari!!!!
Mai: yeh bhala kya hotay hain?
Ammi: ab sab kuch mai bata dun kya? Jab shadi karlo gy toh jaan jao gy kya kya hota hai.
Mai: Ap nahi batayeh gi matlab?
Ammi: nahi mainy nahi batana aur agar itni jaldi hai toh jaa kar net par dekh loo kya pata kuch jawab mil jai.
Mai: thek hai ammi na batayeh.
Yahan par aik aur baat batata chalu mai k ghar par sirf ammi aur mai hee hotay thy abbu aur chota bhai garmiyo mai ghar aatay thy woh bhii sirf 3-4 months ky liyeh sardiyo mai chalay jatay thy kaam par.
Phir ammi ky janay ky baad mai apny room mai aaya aur laptop open karky dekhny laga phir mujhy youtube par aik series dikhi short films ki jisme menstruation sy related har sawal ka jawab deeya gaya tha baray hee nafees andaz mai. Mainy anjanay mai uspar click kardia aur dekhny laga toh koi aik raat research karny ky baad pata chala k menstruation jisko aam urdu mai mahawari kehty hain akhir kya hoti aur sawal ka jawab mil gaya.
Inn dino mainy freelancing ka bhii agaz keeya tha toh mai sari raat jaga karta tha aur fajr ky baad soya karta tha
To be continued:
Note: yeh kahani kab tak chalay gi mujhy khud andaza nahi magar Ap sab sy wada hai k kahani puri hogi.
Bohat shukriya.
Mai lahore, Pakistan sy taluk rakhta hun aur abhi as a freelancer kaam kar raha hun. Mere ghar mai hum 5 log hain.
Abbu jo k 48 saal ky hain businessman hain,
Ammi 45 ki hain housewife hain, fair complexion hai aur unky mammay ziyada baray nahi magar achi size ky hain magar unki gand uffffff kya hee batau mai, jaisa k Ap sab ko andaza hoga k desi aurton ki iss umar mai size barh jati hai toh waisa hee ammi ky saath bhii hai unki gand kuch iss tarah ki dikhti hai:
Hum 3 bhai hain, sabse bara bhai jo k 23 saal ka hai karachi mai wakeel hai aur shadi shuda hai jiski shadi ko koi 2 saal huwe hain.
Usky baad mai hun meri umar 21 saal hai aur 12th karny ky baad as a freelancer kaam shuru kardia tha, physical structure ki baat karay toh meri height 6'1 feet hai aur dikhny mai acha khasa hun, baray bhai ky kehny par mainy gym join karlia tha koi 2 saal pehly jab mai 9th mai tha. Aur iss wajah sy mera body structure aur lund dono hee gazab ban gye, mere trainer ny mujhy kuch exercises batayeh thy jiski wajah sy mera lund 9 inch tak barh gaya tha koi 1 saal pehly.
Phir mere baad aik aur bhai hai jo 18 saal ka hai aur abbu ky saath business mai haath barhata hai.
Mere abbu ka business aesa hai k 8 months chalta hai aur phir demand aur mosam ki wajah sy 4 months band rehta hai iss liyeh woh ghar par ziyada nahi reh patay in 8 months mai.
Yeh aaj yeh 1 saal pehly shuru hue jab mai 12th mai tha aur sardiyo ka mosam chal raha tha. Apko andaza hoga k punjab mai kaisi khatarnak sardi parti hai khas tor par lahore mai. Toh huwa yeh k mai jaise hee school sy ghar aaya toh ammi ko salam keeya aur unsy khana manga, khanay ky baad mai sonay chala gaya aur iss duran mujhy aesa mehsus huwa k ghar mai roo raha hai kyu k pankhy wagera sab band thy toh mai ghabra gaya, aur jaldi sy uth kar ammi ko awaz di magar koi response na mila toh mai jaldi utha aur ammi ko dhundna chah aur ammi kitchen mai shelf par haath rakhay roo rahi thi yeh dekh kar mai hairan hogaya aur hazaron kisam ky sawal mere zehn mai anay lagay. Toh jaise hee mainy ammi ko awaz di toh ammi ny mujhy dekha aur aik dam chup hogayi. Meri ziyada parhi likhi nahi thi bss 12th ki hue thi aur woh bhii bss formality ky tor par full English nahi parh pati thi han magar Roman English parh leti thin.
Mai: Ammi kya huwa hai, sab khariyat?
Ammi: Arry tum kab uthay? Aaon chai bana dun tumhare liyeh!
Yahan par ammi ny mujhy aese show keeya jaise mainy galat dekha aur sunna hai unko rotay huwe dekh kar.
Mai: Ammi kya huwa hai batayeh toh sahi kam sy kam?
Ammi: arry kya kuch nahi huwa bss aese hee, choro tum!!!
Mai: aese kaise chor dun kuch toh batayeh nah!!!?
Ammi: kya hee hoga beta bss thakan ky maray jeena haram hua wa hai aur kuch.
(Yahan par mai confuse hogaya kyu k ghar ka sara kaam maid karky jaati thi aur ammi sirf khana banaya karti thi)
Mai: kaisi thakan kya huwa zara puri baat toh batayeh nah please!!!?
Ammi: arry tum nahi samjho gyn aur kitchen sy janay lagi.
Mai: aur confuse hota huwa unky peechay janay laga aur baar baar puchta raha magar ammi ny nahi bataya.
Phir jab aa kar living room mai sofay par baithy toh mai chup raha aur ammi ko dekhny laga(meri niyat koi kharab nahi thi ammi ko ly kar bss aik betay honay k natay ammi ki fikar ho rahi thi)
Aur ammi ny meri taraf dekh kar ankhain sy sawal keeya k kya huwa?
Mai: ammi kya huwa hai batayeh toh sahi wahi toh puch raha hun.
Ammi: kya hee hoga kuch nahi huwa pareshan na ho tum.
Mai: pareshan na hun mai? Yeh kaisi baat hai bhala koi beta Apni maa ko rota huwa dekhy aur phir bhii pareshan na ho yeh bhala kaisi baat hue???
Yeh baat suntay hee ammi ny baray piyar sy meri taraf dekha aur aik haath mere gaal par pehra aur kaha k
Ammi: Allah aesa beta sabko dy jo apni maa ki itni fikar karta hai aur dehan rakhta hai.
Mai: ammi baat na ghumai nah aur batayeh kya huwa hai aur roo kyu rahi thi Ap?
Ammi ny pehly toh mujhy goor sy dekha aur kaha
Ammi: bss aese hee ronay ka dil kar raha tha koi bari baat nahi hai aur peeth mai dard hai bss iss liyeh.
Mai bara hairan huwa k bhala ronay ka dil woh bhii aese achanak aur yeh peeth ka dard ammi ko rehta tha aik toh unky body weight aur age ki wajah sy(yeh mujhy pehly laga karta tha)
Mai: bhala ronay ka dil kyu honay laga Apka? Aur peeth ka dard kahay toh medicine la dun?
Baray hee mazay sy mujhy dekhty huwe halki si smile karte huwe,
Ammi: arry baba tum nahi samjho gy kaha nah mainy.
Mai aur ziyada betab honay laga k akhir majra kya hai aur ziyada zoor detay huwe puchny laga.
Mai: ammi yar batayeh nah akhir kya huwa hai ab bhala koi baat betay sy bhii chupai jati hai?
Iss par jo jawab ammi ny mujhy diya uski tawako mujhy bilkul nahi thi.
Ammi: han bilkul kayi batein hain jo chupai jati hain zaruri thori hai sab kuch bataya jaye!!! Aur mujhy dekhny lagi k mera akhir kaisa reaction hoga.
Mai: yeh bhala kaisi batein kar rahi hain Ap aaj, kya huwa hai zara batayeh toh warna mai baba ko call karky bulwany laga hun!!!
Yeh baat suntay hee ammi zara chup hogayi aur kaha k
Ammi: arry kya hee hoga mujhy bss bechaini hoo rahi thi aur thakan ki wajah sy.
Mai: bhala kaisi bechaini pehly toh kabhi nahi hue Apko aese bechaini!!?
Ammi: hoti hai har month hee hoti hai bss tumny aaj notice keeya hai aur kuch din mao thek hojaun gi.
Kyu k mera educational background engineering field sy tha toh mujhy kakh bhii samjh nahi aai ammi ki baat aur aese hee ammi ko dekhty huwe ankhon sy sawal keeya k kya???
Jis par ammi thora hass pari aur mujhy kehny lagi k
Ammi: abhi bachay hoo aur uth kar janay lagi aur mujhy kaha k kuch medicine laa doh.
Mainy kaha thek hai ammi.
Jaise mai utha aur medical store tak gaya toh mujhy sakoon nahi tha k akhir huwa kya hai jo mujhy samjh nahi aa rahi. Phir jab mai medical store par puchncha toh ussy medicines nikalny ka kaha aur ussy puchny laga k akhir yeh medicines kis cheez ki hai.
Medical store wala: arry bhai kyu mazak kar rahay ho yahi time mila aur store mila tha kya?
Mai: arry bhai Ap batayeh toh sahi mujhy waqai nahi malum.
Medical store walay ny jaldi jaldi medicines pack ki aur mujhy kaha k yeh mahawari ki medicines hain dard kam hota hai isny.
Mai: yeh mahawari kya hoti hai bhai?
Toh mere iss sawal par medical store wala hasny laga aur kaha k bhai kyu tang kar rahay ho jao online dekh loo kya hoti hai!!!
Yeh jawab sun kar mujhy ajeeb laga aur hairani bhii hui k akhir bhala aese kya baat hai jo na ammi ny bataya aur na hee isny.
Jaise hee mai ghar aaya toh ammi ko awaz di aur ammi ko medicines dy dii aur ammi aaj mujhy kuch ajeeb sy dekh rahi thi, toh mainy ammi sy kaha k,
Mai: Ammi aik sawal puchu?
Ammi: han beta pucho..
Mai: ammi yeh mahawari kya hoti hai?
Iss sawal par ammi ny mujhy dekha aur baray goor sy dekhny ky baad mur kar jatay huwe kehny lagi k sharam karo bhala maa sy aese sawal puchty hain!!
Mai: sharam? Bhala isme sharam ki kya baat ammi? Aur batayeh kya hoti hai yeh?
Jis par ammi ny mujh sy sawal keeya k,
Ammi: pehly tum batao k yeh suna kahan sy tumny?
Mai: medical store walay ny bataya jab usny medicines nikali yeh wali.
Ammi: toh jao usse puch kar aao mujh sy kyu hee puch rahay ho.
Mai: usny sirf yeh hee kaha k kis cheez ki medicines hain ziyada nahi bataya usne.
Ammi: ufffff khudaya kis bholay bachay ki maa ban gayi mai.....
Mai: ammi baat na ghumayeh nah please batayeh!!!
Ammi: arry baba periods ko kehtay hain mahawari!!!!
Mai: yeh bhala kya hotay hain?
Ammi: ab sab kuch mai bata dun kya? Jab shadi karlo gy toh jaan jao gy kya kya hota hai.
Mai: Ap nahi batayeh gi matlab?
Ammi: nahi mainy nahi batana aur agar itni jaldi hai toh jaa kar net par dekh loo kya pata kuch jawab mil jai.
Mai: thek hai ammi na batayeh.
Yahan par aik aur baat batata chalu mai k ghar par sirf ammi aur mai hee hotay thy abbu aur chota bhai garmiyo mai ghar aatay thy woh bhii sirf 3-4 months ky liyeh sardiyo mai chalay jatay thy kaam par.
Phir ammi ky janay ky baad mai apny room mai aaya aur laptop open karky dekhny laga phir mujhy youtube par aik series dikhi short films ki jisme menstruation sy related har sawal ka jawab deeya gaya tha baray hee nafees andaz mai. Mainy anjanay mai uspar click kardia aur dekhny laga toh koi aik raat research karny ky baad pata chala k menstruation jisko aam urdu mai mahawari kehty hain akhir kya hoti aur sawal ka jawab mil gaya.
Inn dino mainy freelancing ka bhii agaz keeya tha toh mai sari raat jaga karta tha aur fajr ky baad soya karta tha
To be continued:
Note: yeh kahani kab tak chalay gi mujhy khud andaza nahi magar Ap sab sy wada hai k kahani puri hogi.
Bohat shukriya.
