Nice startUpdate-2
19 saal baad aaj ke din-
me mere ek laute dost Aman ke ghar pe video game khel raha that voh bhi meri tarah kamzor aur under confident tha...
Aman: Pata hai muje lagta hai hame hame girlfriend bana ni chahiye ab
Me: Pagal ho kya? Hamari girlfriend kon banegi? Ham thodi na Raj hai, tall dark and handsome, hamare samne to class ki average ladki bhi nahi dekhti.
Aman: are lekin ham try nahi karenge to kaise pata chalega.
Me: (laughed) achha Teri ban jaye ti batana fir me try karunga...
tabhi Aman ki maa Kavita hamare liye nasta lekar aati hai.
KAVITA AUNTY
Kavita: Chalo baccho nasta karlo game baad me khel lena
Aman: nahi maa abhi ham busy hai..
Me: koi baat nahi aunty me kar lunga nasta
Kavita: dekha tumhara dost samajhdar hai tumse
aur voh mere sath beth jati hai...Aur me nasta karne lagta hu...
Kavita: Yeh pure din game khelne se achha hai tum log bahar jao ghumo for naye dost banao...
Aman: Hamara koi dost nahi banta, ham dono hi kafi hai...
Me: Ha aunty hamse koi dosti karega...hamne bahot try kiya hai...
Kavita: koi baat nahi beta, sabka time aata hai, aur tum dono kabhi ayega...
yeh bolke voh chali jati hai...thodi der me achanak baarish hone lagti hai...aur toofan bhi start hone lagta hai...
Me: is time pe barish?
Me window ke pass gaya to dekha toofan chal raha tha..
Me: Aman yaar ab me ghar kaise jaunga aur yeh barish achanak kaise start ho gai?
Mene palat ke dekha to Aman khada hoke muje ghur raha tha me kuchh react karu us se pahele voh meri taraf bhaga aur mujpe hamla kar diya...
Me: Aman kya ho gaya tumhe...ruk ja..AUNTY...AUNTY....dekhiye Aman ko kya ho gaya...
voh muje baar baar katne ki koshish kar raha tha aur mene uske muh kopakad ke rakha tha tabhi pichhe se Aman ko kisine lakdi ka fatka mara aur mene dekha to voh Aman ki bahen Kamya thi...aur Aman behosh ho ke niche gir gaya
Kamya 20 saal ki bahot hi khubsurat aur popular senior thi hamari aur kafi baddass bhi thi...pura college us se darta tha but Raj jo ki hamare college ka stud tha voh uska boyfriend tha and voh ham dono se bahot chidti thi...
Kamya: Bhenchod yeh kya kar rahe the tum dono losers?
Me: Kuchh nahi? Aman ne mujpe achanak hamla kiya...voh muje katne ki koshish kar raha tha...
Me khada hua aur Aman ko dekhne laga...Iska chahera??
kamya: (with wide eyes) yeh? Kya kiya tumne mere bhai ko?
Me: Mene kuchh nahi kiya ham bas game khel rahe the aur fir me barish dekhne window ki taraf aya aur Aman ne mujpe hamla kar diya...
Aur tabhi hamne notice kiya to bahot sare log window ko pit rahe the sab Aman ke neighbour's the aur Aman ki tarah hi behave kar rahe the..
Kamya: What the fuck yeh kya ho raha hai?
Me: muje nahi pata...
Me dusri window se bahar dekhne laga to mene dekha har jagah sab aise ho gaye the ekdusre ko kaat rahe the...but ek chiz mene notice ki ki aurate kisiko nahi kaat rahi thi nahi koi mard aurato ko kaat rahe the voh sirf freeze hoke khadi thi ek jagah...
Me: Kamya yeh dekho...
Kamya: Yeh kya hai? Fuck...yeh zombie vali movies ki tarah lag raha hai...
Me: Ha but females ko notice karo...
Kamya: Are ha....oh shit...
Me: Kya hua?
Kamya: mom...voh grocery lene supermarket gai hai...oh no ab kya hoga,
Aur voh Kavita aunty call karne lagi par voh call nahi utha rahi thi...
Kamya: FUCK ab kya? Iska matlab me yaha pe tum dono losers ke sath fas gai hu?
Tabhi Aman fir se khada hua aur mujpe hamla karne ke liye doda par mene kamya vala danda uthaya aur uske sar pe zor se vaar kiya aur voh niche gir gaya...
Kamya: Isko baandh dete hai verna yeh hamla karta rahega aur fatke kha kha ke mar jayega...
Mene Ha me sar hilaya aur kamya rassi lekar aai aur hamne Aman ko window par band diya...
Kamya: Ab mom ka kya? Voh theek to hogi na?
Me: bahar ke scenario se lag raha hai theek hi hogi...ek idea hai...
Kamya: Kya? Please jaldi batao
Me: kyu na tum car leke chali jao supermarket aur aunty ko le aao...dekho yeh jobhi zombies hai female pe hamla nahi kar rahe hai to tum safe ho.
Kamya: pagal ho gaye ho kya tum...just because voh aurato pe hamla nahi kar rahe to me bahar chali jaungi? Aur muje car bhi nahi aati...
Me: kya? To fir aunty ko kaise bacahyenge...
kamya: tum chale jao, tumhe to car bhi aati hai...please save my mom...dekho tumhare pass chance hai loser ka tag mitane ka...please...
Me: Okay okay...me jaunga...me sach me pagal ho gaya hu, car ki chabi kaha hai? Aur tum dhyan rakhna sab door and windows lock rakhna.
aur kamya muje chabi deti hai aur me garage me se car start ke bahar nikalta hu aur sare log car pe hamla karne lagte hai...par me aankhe band karke accelerator daba deta hu..
![]()





