Non-Erotic Aaj mere yaar ki shadi

[Rahul]

Naina ko firse dost bnane padege
Rahul or sona petu hai khaate hi rhte
Naina ke liye sirf chatni
By the way fantastic update

wo kya hai ki sona khane pine ka bahut man rahta hai usne shadi me kuch khane ka time to mila nahi to usne sab bhar ke rakh liya tha jo hospital me baith kar kha rahe thodi thodi der me wo kuch na kuch khati rahegi aur naina ko kuch na milna hai han rahul ka dhyan rakhegi jab akhiri niwala bacha karega to use khila diya karegi..sath bane rahen dost

 

[Jonty]

 

[Chinturocky]

Kya kahani hai
Hero bewkuf,
Heroin bewkuf,
Villain mahabewkuf,
Fir bhi maza aa raha hai padhane me.

 

[Jonty]

updated 5
jonty jab subah sokar utha to news dekhkar apna sar peet liya aur turant apne gundo ko bualkar rona matlab dantna suru kar diya bola kyun be chutiyon kal shadi me tumne mere dusmano ko chhodkar pure saher ko maut ki nind sula diya paglon aise logon ko apne sath rakhkar mai barbaad ho jaunga ek dintabhi ek gunda rote bola bola kal aap bahut nase me the boss aapne hi hamko bola tha ki meri pyari naina aur mere pyare dost rahul ko chhodkar kauno bachna nahi chahiye wahan jinda ishi chakkar me unko bachate bachate bahut sare log bach gaye hamse hum samjhe the ki aap us baat par gussa hongen magar aap ulta gussa ho rahe ki wo log kyun bach gaye ishiliye hum aapse bolte ki kaam ke time daru na piya karo sab ulta pulta ho jata hai aapse.ye sunkar jonty aur joor joor se rone laga aur bola maine sab chaupt kar liya ab koi aur plan banana hoga mujhe badla chahiye badla har haal me mai pura saher jala dunga.tabhi ek gunda bol pada han boss aur sabse pahle apna ghar jala dete hain kyunki hum bhi to ishi saher me rahte hain.ye sunkar jonty aur joor joor se rona suru kar deta hai ki hai re fute karam ye naina ke ishq me hum barbaad ho gaye kyun jinda bach gaya mai mujhe mar jana tha magar jo bhi ho mai badla jarur lunga

Mujhe naina se pitwaye bina aapko chain na milega..
Chamche bhi aise diye ki mera hi ghar jalwane par tule huye hai...

 

[kamdev99008]

rahul bhai....
Apki pakau kahani ki dawat mein bin bulaya mehman....
Golibari me sare dhurandhar barati beshak mar gaye... Lekin jitne bhi faltu, nikamme, thalua the... Sab bach gaye... Mein bhi sona ki tarah imarti ka thaal uthakar bhag aya... Ab apne dr sahab jaise chutiya admi ke sath rahkar aur kuchh khane ka man bhi to nahin karta... Sham ko moksh prapt kar lena imarti wale update ki dawat mein

Baki........
Log to gajar muli ki tarah nipta diye.....
Lekin marijon wali kahani hai....
Na chikni chameli aur na garam masala

 

[kamdev99008]

meri pyari Naina ke liye

 

[Jonty]

update 6
idhar inspector devraaj aur hawldaar aditya naina aur rahul ka bayaan lene ke liye hospital pahunch chuke the kyunki in dino ki shadi wale din hi sara bawaal hua tha inspector devraaj jo bilkul kadak banda tha use faltu baten karna bilkul pasand nahi tha khas taur se ladkiyon se magar aaj uska dimag kharaab hona pakka tha kyunki sawaal use naina se punchna tha waise bhi rahul naina ke hote hue kuch bole itni himmat to usme thi nahi.to devraaj ne naina se puncha aapki sadi me itne log mare gaye aapko kuch kahna hai to naina boli han kahna hai mujhe ki mere pyare dost jo is shadi me mare gaye hamko unki maut ka bahut dukh hai dil se aur pareshan hun ki ab naye dost banane hongen mujhe taki meri shadi me fir se log aa jayen.tabhi hawaldaar aditya bol pada ki han aayen aur jonty ki goli khayen wo rotu don ka beta sabko maar dega jis par sona chocolate khate hue boli isme hamara koi kasur nahi hai ab ham kisi ko rok nahi sakte kuch karne se ye sunkar aditya chutiyon ki tarah sona ko dekhne laga aur devraaj ka dimag kharaab ho gaya.naina boli inspector aap jaldi se jaldi jonty ko pakdo nahi to aapki sikayat sidha cm se kar dungi jise sunkar devraaj ka dimag kharaab ho gaya aur wo pair patakte hue wahan se chala gaya.idhar sona ne bhi panir wale pakode khane suru kar diye the wo rahul ko bhi khila rahi thi jise dekhkar naina ne bola sona mujhe bhi bhuk lagi hai kuch khane ko do to sona se uske aage chatni kar diya kyunki pakode khatam ho gaye the

Ye sahi hai..
Ab naina is update ko padkar sona ki bhi khabar legi..
Petu pakode khud kha li aur naina ko chatni thama di...

 

[Raanjhanaa]

Bhai Dekho Kuch Bhi Likho Par Kick Lagni Chahiye Baki App To Wase Bhi Mast Likhate Ho

updated-1
Aaj mere yaar ki sadi manne koi roko na ki dhun par ek ladka mast hokar nach raha tha sab log nach rahe the kisi ko malum nahi tha us aane wale tufaan ko jo ki ek jhatke me sab baha le jane wala tha yahan par jane kitni lashen girni thi is shadi wale mandap me jane kitne ghar barbaad hone wale the is shadi me kul milakar ye shadi nahi ye janajon ki baraat hone wali thi.jis ladke ki shadi thi wo mera best friend tha aur jo dulahan thi wo meri lover thi dono ne meri pith me khanjar bhonka tha mujhe maarkar fenk aaye the aur mai ab bilkul naye rup me yahan aa gaya tha kisi ko nahi malum tha yahan kya hone wala hai lekin mujhe malum tha ki yahan kuch der baad lashe hi lashe bichi hongi begunaah bhi nahi bachegen akhir gehun se sath ghun bhi pish jate hain aur mai to ek darinda ban chuka tha mujhe kisi ki koi parwah nahi khud ki bhi nahi

 

[neer]

Congratulations for new thread

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Aaj mere yaar ki sadi manne koi roko na ki dhun par ek ladka mast hokar nach raha tha sab log nach rahe the kisi ko malum nahi tha us aane wale tufaan ko jo ki ek jhatke me sab baha le jane wala tha yahan par jane kitni lashen girni thi is shadi wale mandap me jane kitne ghar barbaad hone wale the is shadi me kul milakar ye shadi nahi ye janajon ki baraat hone wali thi.jis ladke ki shadi thi wo mera best friend tha aur jo dulahan thi wo meri lover thi dono ne meri pith me khanjar bhonka tha mujhe maarkar fenk aaye the aur mai ab bilkul naye rup me yahan aa gaya tha kisi ko nahi malum tha yahan kya hone wala hai lekin mujhe malum tha ki yahan kuch der baad lashe hi lashe bichi hongi begunaah bhi nahi bachegen akhir gehun se sath ghun bhi pish jate hain aur mai to ek darinda ban chuka tha mujhe kisi ki koi parwah nahi khud ki bhi nahi

 

[HalfbludPrince]

my dear friend you are the special gem of this site, u are an inspiration of many writers, every single word from your magical pen is just awesome and touches heart