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Ab khana ho chuka tha abbu uthe aur apne kamre me chale gaye aur mai apne Dil me sochne laga ki ab abbu ka aapi ke liye bulava ayega. Pr meri soch se alag hua aapi khud hi uthi aur abbu ke kamre me chali gayi.
Aapi ko khud jata dekh maine baji ki taraf dekha aur baji ne meri taraf dekha jab hamari ankhe mili to baji muskura di. Aur javab me mai bhi muskura diya. Aur ab tak abbu ke kamre ka darwaza band ho gaya tha.
Ab ammi aur khala dono ne fata fat sare bartan utha kr kitchen ke besin me dal diye dhone ke liye. Aur ab baji aur mai ammi aur khala ki taraf gaye the ki unhe bhi andar bhej Diya Jaye ye soch kr. Pr hamare kuch bolne se pahle ammi bol uthi.
Ammi- ha ha pata hai tum log hame kuch kaam nahi karne dene vale hai. Ham Jaa rahe hai kamre me.
Baji- va ammi Aaj to badi samajhdar ho gayi aap.
Khala- maon ko samajhdar hona hi padta hai jab bacche samajhdar ho jaye.
Ab mai ammi ke paas puri tarah se sat gaya aur ammi ke kaan me fusfuate hue bola.
Mai- ammi bete ki Khushi ka to apko kuch lena dena hi nahi pr shohar ke Khushi ka sahi se khayal rakh Rahi ho.
Meri baat sun kr ammi ne mujhe ek koni mari aur ankhe dikhane lagi. Mano ankhe dikha kr hi mujhe khaa jayegi. Pr mai thahra besharam mai bhi smile kr diya. Aur maine ammi ka hath pakad liya.
Mai- chaliye ammi apko apki manjil tak chod ata hu.
Ammi- mai chali jaungi chod mujhe.
Baji- nahi Aaj aap dono ko ham dono Bhai bahen chod ayege.
Aur fir baji ne bhi khala ka hath pakad liya. Aur fir ham dono ne khala aur ammi ko abbu ke kamre ke darwaze ke samne lakar khada kr diya. Aur baji ne darwaza khat khataya aur kuch hi palo ke intezar ke baad darwaza khula aur Aaj aapi darwaze ke piche bilkul bhi nahi chupi balki puri tarah se darwaze ke baju me khadi ho gayi.

Aur aapi ka husn beparda tha. Aapi ne sirf ek choti si kacchi pehne Hui thi. Aapi ka jism Aisa lag raha tha ki mano pure Ghar me vahi hai jo roshni bikher raha hai. Dudh sa gora jism mujhe puri tarah se bekabu krne laga tha.
Meri halat aisi ho gayi thi jaise barut ke dher ko angaar ke paas rakhne se hoti hai. Matlab ki barud ka sirf fatna baki hota hai. Aur yahi haal Mera bhi tha Mera bhi sirf fatna baki tha.
Mujhe duniya jahan ki kuch khabar hi nahi thi mujhe to hosh tab aye jab aapi ne darwaza band kr diya. Aur jab mera haseen khwaab tuta to pata chala ki ammi aur khala andar ja chuki hai aur baji ki najar bhi mujh pr tiki hai. Aur baji mujhe ankhe fade dekh rahi thi. Baji ko yu istarah dekhta mujhe sharam se maar Raha tha.
Mai jald se jald vaha se hatne vala tha ki baji ne ek hath age badhaya aur shalwar ke upar se mere lode ke upar rakh diya Jo puri tarah se lohe ki rod bana hua tha. Jo puri takad se apne aap ko khada kiye hue tha. Aur baji ka hath lagte hi mujhe ye ahesas hua ki mera sathi apna sir uthaye maidan e jung ke liye taiyar khada hai.
Pr baji ne mujhe aapi ka jism dekh kr apne lund ko khada krte hue range hatho pakad liya. Ye soch kr meri puri tarah se fat gayi. Pr baji ne muskura diya. Aur boli.
Baji- apne kamre me jao mai ATI hu.
Mai Bina koi sawal jawab kiye apne kamre me aa gaya q ki mujhme sharam ke maare baji se baat krne ki himmat hi nahi thi. Mai khamoshi se apne kamre me aa kr apne bistar me let gaya.
Abhi kuch samay hi bita tha ki kamre ka darwaza khula aur baji kamre me dakhil Hui. Aur baji ko dekh meri ankhe fati ki fati rahe gayi. Aur rahti bhi q nahi. Q ki fariha baji saba aapi ki dress pahne hue aayi thi. Aur mai baji ko aapi ke kapdon me dekh kr sirf dekhta hi reh gaya. Meri najre ab baji se nahi hat rahi thi.
Baji- ab kya ankhon se hi kha jaonge kya.
Aur baji hasne lagi. Aur bade hi shararti andaz me boli.
Baji- kaisi lag rahi hai tumhe tumhari saba aapi.
Mai baji ki baat sun hairat se apni ankhe badi karte hue bola.
Mai- matlab kya hai baji apka.
Baji- matlab ye ki ab mai baji nahi balki saba hu. Tumhari saba aapi.
Jab maine baji se ye suna to mai Khushi me mare hava me udne laga. Q ki baji role play Krna chah Rahi thi. Vo khud aapi ka kirdar nidha rahi thi. Mai ye soch kr hi maje se hawa me udne laga.
Mai- aapi aap kuch pal pahle darwaze me jab khadi thi tab Kamal lag rahi thi.
Baji- ha dekha hai Maine kaise mera Bhai mujhe ghur raha tha uski najre hi nahi hat rahi thi mere jism se.
Baji aapi ban kr Mera baat ka jawab de Rahi thi.
Mai- jab meri saba aapi hai hi itni khubsurat to kaise hatati meri najar unse.
Baji- sach me kya vakayi mai itni khubsurat hu.
Mai- ha bilkul aapi.
Baji- acha to batao kya kya pasand hai mujhme mere chote bhai ko.
Mai- baji apka ye nurani chehra. Apki ye gardan. Apka si...
Baji- mera kya khul kr bolo Mera shadu Bhai.
Mai- apka sina.
Baji- mera sina. Bhal aisi kya baat hai isme.
Mai- aapi apka sina hamare khandan ka sabse bada sina hai. Sabse khubsurat aur kasa hua.
Baji- to kya fariha baji ke sine se bhi acha sina hai mera.
Aur baji muskura di. Ab baji ne mujhe hi meri baton me fasa Diya tha. Maine baji ke samne kisi aur ki tarif kr di thi. Aur ab mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki ye galti ki kaise sudharu. Baji mujhe dekh kr sirf muskurayi ja Rahi thi.
Mai- nahi aapi baji ki baat hi alag hai. Vo to sabse mukhtalif hai. Unka hasna unka bolna vo khud sari ki sari jannat hai.
Baji- acha cover-up kiya.
To mai has diya.
Baji- acha to fir Mera sina bahot pasand hai.
Ab baji firse aapi ban kr baat kr rahi thi.
Mai- ha bahot jada.
Baji- to fir mujhe pane ke liye kuch kiya q nahi.
Mai ab firse sochne laga ki maine kuch Aisa vaisa jawab de Diya to baji bhi hath se nikal jayegi. To mai baji pr hi chipke rahne ki sochne laga. Q ki kuch bhi nahi se ek acha hi hota hai.
Mai- mai q koshish Karu.
Baji- q tumhe apni saba aapi ko nahi pana hai kya.
Mai- nahi mere paas to pahle se hi meri Jaan meri baji hai hai. Ab mujhe baki kisi aur ki jarurat nahi.
Mera jawab sun kr baji has padi.
Baji- ehtiyat baratana achi baat hai. Pr tum sach bologe to bhi mujhe bura nahi lagega. Pr haa agar jhut bola to jarur ruth jaungi.
Mai ab socha ki bol deta hu sach
Mai- apko pana to chahata hu pr himmat nahi ho paa Rahi hai.
Meri baat sun baji tadak se bol uthi.
Baji- mere vakt to badi himmat aa gayi thi tujhme.
Mai- baji apke liye to mai kuch bhi kr sakta hu.
Baji- acha sacchi.
Mai- haa sach apke liye jaan de bhi sakta hu aur le bhi sakta hu.
Baji- mujhe pata hai mera Bhai mujh se kitna pyar krta hai.
Fir baji kuch pal khamosh rahi.
Baji- bhai tum sach me saba ke sath hambistar hona chahte ho.
Mai baji ka sawal sun kr khamosh raha.
Baji- bolo na bhai pr sach bolna maine pahle hi bola ki mujhe bura nahi lagega.
To mai ekdum dhime avaj me javab diya.
Mai- agar mauka Mila to chodunga nahi
Mera jawab sun kr baji haste hue boli.
Baji- mujhe pata tha jab tu saba ko ankhe fade dekh Raha tha. Mai tab hi samajh gayi thi.
Baji ko u hasta dekh mujhe sharm ane lagi.
Baji- chalo dekhte hai mai kuch madat kr sakti hu kya apne choti bhai ki khwahish Puri karne me.
Ab mai baji ko firse ankhe fade dekhne laga.
Baji- aise kya dekh rahe ho tumhari sari khushiyon ka khayal rakhna honga na tumhari bahen ko.
Mai- itna pyar karti ho apne bhai se.
Baji- agar shak ho to ajma kr dekh lo.
Ab khana ho chuka tha abbu uthe aur apne kamre me chale gaye aur mai apne Dil me sochne laga ki ab abbu ka aapi ke liye bulava ayega. Pr meri soch se alag hua aapi khud hi uthi aur abbu ke kamre me chali gayi.
Aapi ko khud jata dekh maine baji ki taraf dekha aur baji ne meri taraf dekha jab hamari ankhe mili to baji muskura di. Aur javab me mai bhi muskura diya. Aur ab tak abbu ke kamre ka darwaza band ho gaya tha.
Ab ammi aur khala dono ne fata fat sare bartan utha kr kitchen ke besin me dal diye dhone ke liye. Aur ab baji aur mai ammi aur khala ki taraf gaye the ki unhe bhi andar bhej Diya Jaye ye soch kr. Pr hamare kuch bolne se pahle ammi bol uthi.
Ammi- ha ha pata hai tum log hame kuch kaam nahi karne dene vale hai. Ham Jaa rahe hai kamre me.
Baji- va ammi Aaj to badi samajhdar ho gayi aap.
Khala- maon ko samajhdar hona hi padta hai jab bacche samajhdar ho jaye.
Ab mai ammi ke paas puri tarah se sat gaya aur ammi ke kaan me fusfuate hue bola.
Mai- ammi bete ki Khushi ka to apko kuch lena dena hi nahi pr shohar ke Khushi ka sahi se khayal rakh Rahi ho.
Meri baat sun kr ammi ne mujhe ek koni mari aur ankhe dikhane lagi. Mano ankhe dikha kr hi mujhe khaa jayegi. Pr mai thahra besharam mai bhi smile kr diya. Aur maine ammi ka hath pakad liya.
Mai- chaliye ammi apko apki manjil tak chod ata hu.
Ammi- mai chali jaungi chod mujhe.
Baji- nahi Aaj aap dono ko ham dono Bhai bahen chod ayege.
Aur fir baji ne bhi khala ka hath pakad liya. Aur fir ham dono ne khala aur ammi ko abbu ke kamre ke darwaze ke samne lakar khada kr diya. Aur baji ne darwaza khat khataya aur kuch hi palo ke intezar ke baad darwaza khula aur Aaj aapi darwaze ke piche bilkul bhi nahi chupi balki puri tarah se darwaze ke baju me khadi ho gayi.

Aur aapi ka husn beparda tha. Aapi ne sirf ek choti si kacchi pehne Hui thi. Aapi ka jism Aisa lag raha tha ki mano pure Ghar me vahi hai jo roshni bikher raha hai. Dudh sa gora jism mujhe puri tarah se bekabu krne laga tha.
Meri halat aisi ho gayi thi jaise barut ke dher ko angaar ke paas rakhne se hoti hai. Matlab ki barud ka sirf fatna baki hota hai. Aur yahi haal Mera bhi tha Mera bhi sirf fatna baki tha.
Mujhe duniya jahan ki kuch khabar hi nahi thi mujhe to hosh tab aye jab aapi ne darwaza band kr diya. Aur jab mera haseen khwaab tuta to pata chala ki ammi aur khala andar ja chuki hai aur baji ki najar bhi mujh pr tiki hai. Aur baji mujhe ankhe fade dekh rahi thi. Baji ko yu istarah dekhta mujhe sharam se maar Raha tha.
Mai jald se jald vaha se hatne vala tha ki baji ne ek hath age badhaya aur shalwar ke upar se mere lode ke upar rakh diya Jo puri tarah se lohe ki rod bana hua tha. Jo puri takad se apne aap ko khada kiye hue tha. Aur baji ka hath lagte hi mujhe ye ahesas hua ki mera sathi apna sir uthaye maidan e jung ke liye taiyar khada hai.
Pr baji ne mujhe aapi ka jism dekh kr apne lund ko khada krte hue range hatho pakad liya. Ye soch kr meri puri tarah se fat gayi. Pr baji ne muskura diya. Aur boli.
Baji- apne kamre me jao mai ATI hu.
Mai Bina koi sawal jawab kiye apne kamre me aa gaya q ki mujhme sharam ke maare baji se baat krne ki himmat hi nahi thi. Mai khamoshi se apne kamre me aa kr apne bistar me let gaya.
Abhi kuch samay hi bita tha ki kamre ka darwaza khula aur baji kamre me dakhil Hui. Aur baji ko dekh meri ankhe fati ki fati rahe gayi. Aur rahti bhi q nahi. Q ki fariha baji saba aapi ki dress pahne hue aayi thi. Aur mai baji ko aapi ke kapdon me dekh kr sirf dekhta hi reh gaya. Meri najre ab baji se nahi hat rahi thi.
Baji- ab kya ankhon se hi kha jaonge kya.
Aur baji hasne lagi. Aur bade hi shararti andaz me boli.
Baji- kaisi lag rahi hai tumhe tumhari saba aapi.
Mai baji ki baat sun hairat se apni ankhe badi karte hue bola.
Mai- matlab kya hai baji apka.
Baji- matlab ye ki ab mai baji nahi balki saba hu. Tumhari saba aapi.
Jab maine baji se ye suna to mai Khushi me mare hava me udne laga. Q ki baji role play Krna chah Rahi thi. Vo khud aapi ka kirdar nidha rahi thi. Mai ye soch kr hi maje se hawa me udne laga.
Mai- aapi aap kuch pal pahle darwaze me jab khadi thi tab Kamal lag rahi thi.
Baji- ha dekha hai Maine kaise mera Bhai mujhe ghur raha tha uski najre hi nahi hat rahi thi mere jism se.
Baji aapi ban kr Mera baat ka jawab de Rahi thi.
Mai- jab meri saba aapi hai hi itni khubsurat to kaise hatati meri najar unse.
Baji- sach me kya vakayi mai itni khubsurat hu.
Mai- ha bilkul aapi.
Baji- acha to batao kya kya pasand hai mujhme mere chote bhai ko.
Mai- baji apka ye nurani chehra. Apki ye gardan. Apka si...
Baji- mera kya khul kr bolo Mera shadu Bhai.
Mai- apka sina.
Baji- mera sina. Bhal aisi kya baat hai isme.
Mai- aapi apka sina hamare khandan ka sabse bada sina hai. Sabse khubsurat aur kasa hua.
Baji- to kya fariha baji ke sine se bhi acha sina hai mera.
Aur baji muskura di. Ab baji ne mujhe hi meri baton me fasa Diya tha. Maine baji ke samne kisi aur ki tarif kr di thi. Aur ab mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki ye galti ki kaise sudharu. Baji mujhe dekh kr sirf muskurayi ja Rahi thi.
Mai- nahi aapi baji ki baat hi alag hai. Vo to sabse mukhtalif hai. Unka hasna unka bolna vo khud sari ki sari jannat hai.
Baji- acha cover-up kiya.
To mai has diya.
Baji- acha to fir Mera sina bahot pasand hai.
Ab baji firse aapi ban kr baat kr rahi thi.
Mai- ha bahot jada.
Baji- to fir mujhe pane ke liye kuch kiya q nahi.
Mai ab firse sochne laga ki maine kuch Aisa vaisa jawab de Diya to baji bhi hath se nikal jayegi. To mai baji pr hi chipke rahne ki sochne laga. Q ki kuch bhi nahi se ek acha hi hota hai.
Mai- mai q koshish Karu.
Baji- q tumhe apni saba aapi ko nahi pana hai kya.
Mai- nahi mere paas to pahle se hi meri Jaan meri baji hai hai. Ab mujhe baki kisi aur ki jarurat nahi.
Mera jawab sun kr baji has padi.
Baji- ehtiyat baratana achi baat hai. Pr tum sach bologe to bhi mujhe bura nahi lagega. Pr haa agar jhut bola to jarur ruth jaungi.
Mai ab socha ki bol deta hu sach
Mai- apko pana to chahata hu pr himmat nahi ho paa Rahi hai.
Meri baat sun baji tadak se bol uthi.
Baji- mere vakt to badi himmat aa gayi thi tujhme.
Mai- baji apke liye to mai kuch bhi kr sakta hu.
Baji- acha sacchi.
Mai- haa sach apke liye jaan de bhi sakta hu aur le bhi sakta hu.
Baji- mujhe pata hai mera Bhai mujh se kitna pyar krta hai.
Fir baji kuch pal khamosh rahi.
Baji- bhai tum sach me saba ke sath hambistar hona chahte ho.
Mai baji ka sawal sun kr khamosh raha.
Baji- bolo na bhai pr sach bolna maine pahle hi bola ki mujhe bura nahi lagega.
To mai ekdum dhime avaj me javab diya.
Mai- agar mauka Mila to chodunga nahi
Mera jawab sun kr baji haste hue boli.
Baji- mujhe pata tha jab tu saba ko ankhe fade dekh Raha tha. Mai tab hi samajh gayi thi.
Baji ko u hasta dekh mujhe sharm ane lagi.
Baji- chalo dekhte hai mai kuch madat kr sakti hu kya apne choti bhai ki khwahish Puri karne me.
Ab mai baji ko firse ankhe fade dekhne laga.
Baji- aise kya dekh rahe ho tumhari sari khushiyon ka khayal rakhna honga na tumhari bahen ko.
Mai- itna pyar karti ho apne bhai se.
Baji- agar shak ho to ajma kr dekh lo.