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Baji ke fuddi me farig hone ke baad mai bistar me jaa kr let gaya. Aur baji usi table pr kuch der aur leti rahi aur fir apni fuddi ko dubara se apne dupatte se saaf ki aur mere paas aa kr bistar me let gayi. To maine baji ki apni bahon me bhar liya. Ab baji mere bahon me thi Aur baji bade hi pyar bhare avaj me boli

Baji- bhai tumhe maja aa raha hai na mai tumhe sahi se khush to kr Rahi hu na.
Mai- baji kaisi baat kr Rahi ho aap aur apka jism dono Kamal ka hai. Apko apne paas pakar kon bhala khush nahi honga. Balki mujhe ye daar lag raha hai ki mai apko khush kr paa Raha hu ya nahi.
Baji- bhai tum mujh se sirf Umar me hi chote ho baki sab bada hai tumhara . Mujhe maja kaise nahi ata kaise mai khush nahi hoti.
Mai- baji kya mai.
Baji- kya puchna hai puch lo ab kaise sharmana. Ab to Bina kapdon ke tumhare bistar me hu.
Mai- baji kya mera bhaimia se bhi bada hai.
Baji- tumhara kya
Baji samajh to gayi thi pr fir bhi baji jan kr anjan banne lagi.
Mai- Jane do chodo.
Baji- are bata do.
Mai- Jane do na baji.
Baji- are jab mujhe apne niche leta kr masalte ho tab to nahi aati hai tumhe sharam aur ab kaisi sharam.
To mai bhi ab baji ko samajh gaya tha ki baji mujh se puri tarah se free hona chahti hai. To mai bhi baji se khul kr baat krne ki socha.
Mai- baji mera loda Asad bhai se bada hai kya
Baji- ye hui na mardo vali baat mere pyare Bhai.
Aur baji meri taraf bistar me palti aur mujhe chum liya. Aur fir Mera hath pakda aur apni chut ke upar jaha se jhante Ani shuru hoti hai vaha hath rakha Aur boli.
Baji- baji tumhare Bhaimia tumhari baji me apna loda dalte hai to vo tumhari baji ko yaha thokar Marta hai.
Aur fir Mera hath pakad kr apni nabhi ke just niche rakha aur boli.
Baji- aur jab Mera pyara chota bhai apni baji ke andar dalta hai to uske baji ko yaha chot lagti hai. Pr tumhare baji ko bada sukun milta hai tumhare sath.
Mai- to Asad bhai ke sath sukun nahi milta.
Baji- are mere paglu Bhai sukun unke sath bhi milta hai pr mere pyare Bhai ke sath jitna milta hai utna nahi milta.
Mai- baji kya mai apko kuch puchu.
Baji- bhai kya tumhe abhi bhi lagta hai ki tumhe meri ijajat ki jarurat hai. Jo puchna hai puch lo.
Mai- baji apne pahli martaba shadi ke baad Kiya tha ya pahle Kiya tha.
Baji muskurayi aur boli.
Baji- tumhe sab janana hai.
Mai- please batao na baji.
Baji- shadi se pahle hi ho gaya tha pr Asad ke sath hi aur tumhare ilava Asad ke sath hi maine ye sab Kiya hai . Aur ab yakinan tumhe ye bhi janan honga ki kab Kiya aur kaha Kiya.
To mai haste hue Haan me mundi hilaya. To baji bhi hasi aur boli.
Baji- ye tab ki baat hai jab ham college me the aur tab ek din Asad ne mujhe jid karke college ke latrine me le gaya.
To mai ankhe badi krke baji ko dekhne laga. Aur bola.
Mai- baji latrine me.
Baji- ha vahi ek hath me shalwar sambhale aur dusre hath se diwar pakde apni gufa me musafir ko jagah de Rahi thi.
Mai- baji aap to badi rangin nikli.
Baji- hatt badmash
Mai- baji fir aur Kahan Kahan.
Baji- fir uske kuch dino baad hamne shadi kr li. Aur fir bedroom me hi. Pr ab....
Mai- kya ab.
Baji- ab mai khulake enjoy karna chahti hu.
Mai- baji apka matlab kya hai mai samjha nahi
Baji- bhai jab Asad ne mere sath college ke latrine me kiya tha to mujhe laga ki Asad kafi khule bichar vala hai use bhi alag alag jagah alag alag tarike pasand honge. Pr Aisa kuch nahi tha. Aur uske baad nahi kabhi kuch Aisa baher hamne kabhi Kiya.
Mai- to kya baji tumhe alag tarah se alag jagahon pr pasand hai.
Baji- meri khwahish hai ki mai kabhi Karu.
Mai- to baji mai apki khwahish Puri kar sakta hu.
Baji- ab tumhe hi karni hai meri sari khwahishen puri.
Aur fir baji ne ek aur baar mere honth chum liye. Aur boli.

Baji- aab so jao kafee raat ho gayi hai.
Aur fir mai bhi apni badi bahen ko Apni bahon me leke so gaya.
Agli subah jab mai gaheri neend me tha tab ammi ki darwaje pr jordar dastak Hui. Ammi darwaza pitne lagi. Aur chillane lagi.
Ammi- shadab fariha utho aur kitna der Sona hai.
Ammi ka avaj sunte hi mai aur baji fauran uth gaye aur apne apne kapde dhund ke pahenne lage. Hamne apne kapde to pahen liye pr baji ka dupatta kal raat chut saaf krke kharab ho gaya tha. To baji ne use bistar me chupa Diya aur dusra dupatta le liya aur uske baad maine darwaza khola.
darwaza khulne ke baad mujhe dekhte hi ammi vaha se jane lagi. To mai ammi ke piche gaya ab ammi kitchen me ghusi gayi thi subah ke nashte ki taiyyari karne ke liye.
Abhi kitchen me sirf ammi aur mai hi the.
Mai- ammi aap mujh se naraj ho kya.
Ammi- mai q tujh se naraj hou.
Mai- fir aap mujhse sahi se baat q nahi kr Rahi ho.
Ammi- mai kr Rahi hu. Baki sab tumhara vahem hai.
Mai- mujhe pata hai us raat ke baad se aap mujhe avoid kr Rahi ho.
To ammi kuch pal chup rahi aur fir boli.
Ammi- jab pata hai to fir q puch rahe ho. Us raat jo hua nahi hona chahiye tha. Mai us raat in dono maa betiyon ki avaj sun kr bahek gayi thi. Aur galti ho gayi.
Mai- ammi ye koi galti nahi hai.
Mai- jawan hu aap bhi garam hai aur Jo kuch hua us raat dono ki rajamandi se hua. dono ko maja aya.
Meri maje vali baat sun kr ammi ke gaal tamatar ke jaise laal ho gaye. Aur ammi sharmate hue boli.
Ammi- mujhe nahi aya koi maja.
Mai- pr mujhe to sach me bahot maja aya.
Ammi- hat badmash bhag yaha se Varna maar khayega.
Aur ammi ne mujhe Marne ke liye chamcha utha liya to mai vaha se bhagne laga. Aur tabhi khala ane lagi
Khala- kya hua baji q mere bete ke piche padi Hui ho
Ammi- bada nalayak ho gaya hai tere beta tere jaisa.
Khala- badi ayi hame nalayak bolne vali ham to kafee Sharif hai. Tumhari harkate hi nalayakon vali hai.
Ammi-acha to ab tu bhi apni badi bahen se jaban ladhayegi.
Aur fir ammi khala aur mere dono ke piche daudne lagi to mai bhagta hua bathroom me ghus gaya aur andar se door band kr liya aur fresh hone laga. Aur khala bhi abbu ke kamre me bhag gayi. to ammi bhi firse kitchen me chali gayi.
Aur fir mai bhi fresh hua aur nashta karne ke baad dukan ke liye chala gaya.
Aur roj ki tarah dopahar ke khane ke vatk tak dukan pr hi raha. Aur jab dopahar Hui to abbu Ghar se khana kha kr aye aur dukan sambhalne lage. Aur Mai Ghar chala gaya.