Mai utha to sham ho gai thi ,
Ab shweta bhi aa chuki thi aur vo dono didiyo ke sath baat kar rahi thi.
Tabhi papa bahar se aaye
Pitaji- tu ek kaam karega?
Main - haa
Pitaji- tujhe Jana hai , sarpanch ke ghar
Main - kyu ?
Pitaji- aaj unke ghar , gao valo ke liye bhojan rakha hai , har ghar se ek purush aana hi hai, to tu jayega
Main - haa thik hai ,
Pitaji - aur waha Jaa kar sirf khana nahi khana hai , madat bhi karna .aur sunny bhi to aayega uske ghar se.
Main - thik hai me chala jaunga uske sath.
me aur sunny sarpanch ke ghar par jane lage, tabhi hamare do purane dost mile , main ab unse jyada baat nhi krta tha kyuki vo hamesha mujhe nicha dikhane ka sochte rahte the.phir vo bhi hamare sath chalne lage
Panya - haa , bhai Suraj kaisi chal Rahi hai jindagi , koi mili kya?
Pavan - haa koi hogi hi nahi sirf padhai me hi rahta hoga .
Sunny - haa , yaar iski to koi hai nahi tu hi patwake de hame.
Pavan - haa kyu nahi dunga , waise bhi tumse kuch hone wala hai nahi , mene jis tarah se panya ka bandobast kiya usi tarah tumhara bhi karunga.
Main - tune kya kar ke bandobast diya hai panya ko .
Panya - Abe usne mujhe ek kadak maal patake di hai ,
Sunny - kon?
Panya - ab tumse kya sharmana meri bua .
Main - kaise ?
Pavan - tu puch kyu raha hai tuze bhi du kya patake ek mast phataka item .
Main - kon dega patake ?
Pavan - aur kon ,jo gao me sabse khubsurat hai , teri maa .
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Mene use ek jor dar thappad mara ,
Main - teri himmat kaise hui , mere maa ke khilaf is tarah se bolane ki,
Phir panya aur sunny ham dono ko sambhalane lage the pakadkar.
Pavan - sale , mujh par hath uthata hai , tuzse to koi aurat kya ladki bhi nahi pategi , me teri madat kar raha hoo , to jyada nakhre kar raha hai.
Main - mujhe teri koi madat nahi chahiye mera jise man karega use pata sakhta hu , tere jese parivaar me ijjat lutata nahi phirta.
Pavan - haa , bahut pata sakta hai n tu , ek aurat patake dikha , phir me tuze mard bolunga.
(Main phir apne ' ahankar 'me aakar bol pada)
Main - tu ek kya kitni bhi aurate bol , me pataunga, lekin tere jaisa ghar me hath saaf karvana nahi sikha.
Pavan - tu to ese bol raha hai jaise koi raha hai, tuzse ek bhi nahi pategi, agar itna hi jor hai to jise bolu use patakar dikhayega .
( Is bich sunny mujhe bahot samajhane laga lekin mene uski ek n suni)
Main - haa bol , darta hoo kya kisise .
Pavan - tu kisise nahi darta na , to sarpanch ki biwi ko patake dikha .
Main - haa , pataunga lekin uske baad tuze apni bahan ki dilwani padegi.
Pavan - pahale sarpanch ki biwi to pata ke dikha lekin agar nahi kar saka wo bhi 13 tarikh Tak to teri maa ke sath mera taka bhidwake dega .
( Mujhe maano kis baat ka ahankar ho gaya tha , me bhi apne Josh me aakar )
Main - bahan ko mere niche letane ka intajam karle , ab tu .
Pavan - thik hai ,dekhta hu teri nunni kya kar sakti hai .tuze bahut hi ghamand hai pahale khud ki taraf dekh le , wo sarpanch ki biwi sarpanch se kahakar sarpanch ko teri gaand marwane ko kahegi.
Main - dekhte hai .
Aur phir wo dono aage chale mein aur sunny piche piche Jane lage.
Sunny - chutiye , kya bol raha tha tuze malum hai tune kya bola hai, are uski biwi kisi aur insan ki taraf dekhti bhi nahi hai .
Main - haa lekin ab kuch to karna padega .
Sunny - kya karega ab sirf 20 din hi hai , hamare pass.tu bhul Jaa is baat ko vese bhi tuzse patane ke baad vo uski bahan ko dega iski guarantee .
Main - ab kuch to karna padega bhalehi ab kuch bhi ho jaye.
Sunny- main teri har bat pe sath deta hu lekin mujhe lagta hai ki tujhe is chij ki chinta chhod Deni chahiye.
Me kuch bolta usase pahle sarpanch ka Ghar aa gaya tha jo ki thoda door tha hamare ghar se.
Andar pahuch kar ham Jaya khana aur kagaj ki thaliya rakhi thi vaha gaye.
Phir Pavan ne mujhe dhire se ek taraf ishara karate hue kaha - is aurat ko to bhale bahadur me bhi patane ki himmat nahi hai .lekin tuze teri sharat yaad to hai na kyuki 13 agle mahine ki tarikh kahi hai.
Main phir muskurate hue - tu ye soch le ki tu kaise litayega mere niche teri bahan ko.
( Fir kuch der me khana parosane ke baad room me mai ,sunny , Pavan aur sarpanch ki biwi aur uske bhai ki biwi thi jo ki khana nikalke dene me madat kar rahi thi rotiya side ke room me rakhi hui thi , panya aur kuch log bahar sabji aur roti paros rahe the logo ko unke sath sarpanch bate kar raha tha aur kisi ko koi pareshani nahi yah dekh raha tha)
