Romance Three Girls of My Life

[Nevil singh]

Update-43​

“sir, aap Mini se baat kyun kar rahe hai….”bio wali mam ke jaane ke baad maine Saxsena ji se kaha. Ranjan ko fuck word use karne ke liye Saxsena ji ne waha se bhaga diya tha aur Bio wali khud bhag khadi hui thi.

“kyunki beta , use team me lena hai… par tum dono befikar raho… tum dono team me rahoge… main Mini ko convince kar lunga tum dono ke sath participate karne ke liye….”

“sir… aap principal hai itne bade school ke… bade-bade S.I. , T.I. aapko pranaam karte hai…”Ved ne machis ki tili swaroop Saxsena ji ko chingari di

“toh kya hua…”

“toh hua ye ki sir… ye hume achcha nahi lagega ki aap kisi student se request kare aur uspar bhi wo aapke saamne shart rakhe… aapne yadi hume bola hota toh hum turant maan jaate…. ”Ved dwara lagayi gayi chingari ko aur badhate hue main bola

“sir, main aur Atharva yaha se jaa rahe hai… hum ye nahi dekh sakte… ki swayam aap kisi se request kare…”

“sir, hum log jaye yadi aapki aagya ho toh… sir aap mere aur Ved ke role model ho , isliye aapko aise down hoteeee….. hume aagya dijiye , sir…”

“par yadi wo meri baat maan gayi toh…”

“thik hai, lekin sir kis shart par… ab ye din aa gaya ki ek student ke karan aapko jhukna pade…. Wo bhi tab jab Atharva-Ved aapke sath ho…. Aur bio ka kya hai sir, kul milakar 6 selected chapter hee toh hai, quiz me… jab Ranjan bina kisi preparation ke 4 me se 2 answer de sakta hai toh 6 chapter ki wo taiyari kar lega… hum karwa denge taiyari… main deal toh quiz me Physics aur chemistry hai…”jab aag lag gayi toh ghee dalkar use badhate hue Ved bola aur Saxsena sir , andar hee andar jal uthe… shayad.



Par wo kuch clearly kah nahi rahe the, isliye finally maine bazooka missile daagne ka socha... kaun step to step apna time khoti kare, seedhe bazooka maarkar ek baar me hee Nagdi gang ka kaam tamam karta hoon. Kal ke aaye launde ab Atharva Dev se panga lenge, meri depth ka andaza nahi hai inhe. Waise bhi ye school meri territory hai, yadi yaha bhi laad chaat liya toh fir laanat hai mujhpe. Khair, Maine mantra padhkar imaginary bazooka ko aavahan diya par main apni imaginary bazooka se imaginary missile Saxsena ji par fire karta.... Mini ekdum waha achanak se prakat ho gayi, ye jaroor bio wali nagdi ki harkat hogi, jo ki mere bazooka ke prabhav ko counter karne ke liye use bheja tha... Par

“may I come in sir….”apne chut ke aage apna dahina hath karke Mini ne andar aane ki permission maangi.

“no… you can go….”Saxsena sir ne Mini se kaha aur fir hum dono ko dekh kar bole “thank you… Atharva and Ved”

“isme thank you ki kya baat sir, role model ho aap humare…. Aapki tarah banna humara sapna hai… paisa toh kaise bhi karke kama lenge , lekin jo rutba aapka hai na… wo koyi nahi paa sakta, kyun Ved...?”

“aur nahi toh kya... Sir aap befikar rahiye”

“Atharva... Ranjan ko bolna ki wo daily mujhse lunch me milega… main har din bio ke kuch selected question puchhunga… uski progress check karne ke liye … aur yadi wo isme fail hua toh fir Mini ko team me lena padega, fir chahe mujhe uske liye Mini ke father se hee kyun na baat karni padi…”

“Thank you sir…. Ranjan aa jayega roj”

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Main aur Ved waha se khusi-khushi nikle…. humari khushi ka thikana hee nahi tha koyi... Par

“kya hua… khush dikh raha hai… Saxsena , tere favour me faisla diya kya..”hum dono ko dekh Jafar bola... jo seedhiyo ke paas neeche khada tha apne chamcho ke sath...

“tujhe kyun bataye…. Chal hatt”Ved , Jafar ke thik saamne khada hokar bola

“arey… main toh dar gaya, Ved…. Dekh tere dar se main kaanp bhi raha hu…”

“tension mat le, kaanpne wala bhi waqt aayega, tere se toh bahut pahle se khunnas khaaye baitha hoon… bas tu ek baar mujhse ladayi kar le aur ye kya athaah chutiya ho be… tum bio wale… Atharva se teri dhakka-mukki kya hui… sab sale aise bartaav karne lage jaise Atharva tum sabka jaani dushman ho… 12th me padhte ho, nursery ke bachche nahi ho jo baat –baat pe katti-mitti karte rahte ho… students toh fir bhi thik hai par us nayi-naveli bio wali mam ko bhi lapete me le liya... chuuuuuutiiiiyyyoooo….”

“bas… bhok liya jitna bhokna tha… ab jaa.. mujhe Atharva se baat karni hai…”

“lekin mujhe toh nahi karni naa tujhse baat… akele paa ke pel diya toh…”

“pelna hota toh yaha , Saxsena ke office ke itna paas rokta tujhe… mana ki dimag ka D nahi tere paas lekin fir bhi use kar liya kar kabhi-kabhi… aur kitna bolte ho be tum dono… saalo”

Jafar sahi bol raha tha waise ki yadi use ladayi karni hoti toh yaha Principal’s office ke paas mujhe nahi pakadta... wo kya baat karne waala hai, iski utsukta mujhe khaaye jaa rahi thi. Par fir pela jaane ka dar bhi tha ki... kahi, Ved ke jaane ke baad saalo ne daboch liya toh....?

“Ved tu ja… main aata hu aur Ranjan ko pakad ke yahi seedhi ke upar rahna… in logo ne jyada shaanpatti ki toh aawaz dunga main tujhe….tab upar se seedhe WWE ke wrestlers ke mafiq inke upar kood jana… ya fir upar se hee mutth mar dena inke upar...”

Jab Ved seedhiyo se upar jaane laga toh Jafar use upar jaate hue dekh mujhse bola...

“Sanjana se last time kab baat kiya tha be tu…”

“aise akad ke kya puchh raha hai aur kyun bataun main tujhe ki kal raat 11 baje main Sanjana ke sath uske kamre me tha aur subah 4 baje uski khidki se koodkar apna ghar aaya hoon...”

“raat bhar toh wo hospital me thi… dekh , Atharva… mujhe pata hai ki tu Sanjana ki lena chahta hai… lekin jab tak wo mere sath hai… thoda distance maintain karke rakh… kya hai ki apni school me reputation aur yadi kisi ko maloom chalega ki meri item, mere peeth peechhe tere sath muh kaala karti hai toh ye meri image ke liye thik nahi rahega… log hasenge mujhpe... okkkk……”

“kitni doori bana kar rakhu aur kaise bana kar rakhu… aur kyun bana kar rakhu…”

“kitni aur kaise ka jawab main tujhe deta hu… simple si chiz karni hai tujhe, tu sirf us-se baat karna band kar de…. Pak gaya hu, tere chutiya kisse sunte-sunte… sala, usne aaj tak meri koyi painting nahi banayi… par teri usne bana di… puchhne par boli ki us painting me wo bhi toh hai… tu na Atharva… sirf us-se baat band kar de… aur kuch nahi… aur ye jo donation ka natak pela hai tune… wo mujhe bilkul pasand nahi aaya… isliye aaj ke baad Sanjana ki fikra mujhpe chhod de… ok. Ye raha tere kitni aur kaise ka jawab…. Aur baat rahi Kyuunnn …. Toh tu jaanta hai, last year… Jab Mira meri maal thi toh kaise Government school ka ek ladka tha , Joshi naam tha uska.”

Joshi...? Jafar ne jaise hee ye naam liya mera had se jyada tej dimag mujhe turant Ranjan ke dhaabe me le gaya... jab first time main aur Ved... Riya se South Rewa park me milne ki khushi me gaye the.. jaha first time meri mulakat Ranjan ke baap se hui thi , jiske baad taav-taav me maine Ranjan ko apne ghar Video game khelne ke liye bula liya tha.



“dekh be Bhatti, tu isi school ka hai , isliye samjha raha hoon…. Warna tu jaanta hee hai ki... last year… Jab Mira meri maal thi toh kaise Government school ka ek ladka ...Joshi naam tha uska , wo aksar Mira ko chhedta tha… fir maine apne team mates ke sath pure bus stand ke saamne uski bajayi thi, ab tu is school ka sabse purana student hai, aaj ki date me… aur reputation teri bhi hai tohhh… samajh gaya na… toh main haan samjhu… arey dekho, isne haan me sar hila diya… good kid… bye…”

“abey maine haan me sar nahi hilaya… balki tune jo-jo kaha… uski processing kar raha tha.. dimag me…”Jafar waha se jaane ke liye muda hee tha ki main bola…“atleast mera jawab toh suntan jaa…”

“kya hai tera jawab..”

“yeeeee hai…. 1 point…”dono hatho se apne lawde ki taraf ishara karte hue main hansa... fir hansa aur teesari baar aur jor se hansa.…

Beshkimti update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-44​

”dekh Jafar , tujhe pahle bhi bata aur dikha chuka hu ki apna rutba apne dosto ya apne class tak hee rakha kar. Main bolne ke sath-sath chodta bhi hoon isliye apna muh aur gand bacha ke rakh aur rahi baat kuch karne ki toh tujhe jo karna hai wo tu kar.. mujhe jo karna hai wo main karunga… jab main tujhe nahi bolta ki tu Sanjana se baat kar ya na kar… toh fir tu mujhe kyun bol raha hai.? ye toh Sanjana ke upar hai naa aur rahi baat Sanjana ki lene ki toh… wo main nahi chahta... meri life me ab Riya aa gayi hai… Riya… Riya Rose… jaanta hee hoga usko… usne tum sabko bhaiya banake mujhse setting kar li hai… toh is lihaj se main tum sabka jija hua… isliye mujhe mat bata ki mujhe kya karna chahiye aur kya nahi aur jis government school ke ladke ka example de raha hai na… yadi tujhme itna hee guda tha toh fir agle 10 din kaha gayab ho gaya tha…? jab wo Joshi tujhe paagal kutte ki tarah dhoondh raha tha… fir kyun compromise kiya uske sath…? Ki bhai galti ho gayi..? aur ek andar ki baat batau, compromise karke Joshi khush nahi hai, tujhe pelne ke firaq me wo aaj bhi hai… bas use mauka nahi mil raha… jo main use de sakta hu... So just move, bitch… tum Nagdo ki tarah free time nahi hai mere paas… padhne likhne wala ladka hu. Quiz ki taiyari bhi karni hai...”Jafar ke chamcho ko kinare karte hue main bola "aur peechhe se hamla mat karna, Ranjan upar hee khada hai..."


“tohhh tu aise nahi maanega… no problem… bas taiyar rahna , fir ye mat bolna ki dhokhe se maara hu tujhe main…”main seedhiya chadh hee raha tha ki Jafar ne fir se apna muh khola…

“ Do not... Do not go that way, Jafar.... I am the Deception King, if Deception is an art, then i am the fucking Artist. Waise bhi differentitation ka ek formula fek ke marunga naa toh tera puri Bio prajati differentiate ho jayegi, aise chhote-chhote tukdo me ki chil, kauvve bhi nahi dhoondh payenge… samajh gaya na… toh main haan samjhu… arey dekho, isne haan me sar hila diya… good kid… bye…”

"Toh tu Sanjana se baat karna band nahi karega..."

"Ek baat batau.. Mujhse bolne ki bajay yadi tu yahi baat Sanjana se bole toh wo jyada better rahega... Yadi tu us se bulwa de ki wo mujhse baat nahi karna chahti toh humari kabhi baat hee nahi hogi... Sexy Saahityakar ki ek kahawat hai... naa rahega gand, naa hoga bawasir... Matlab naa rahega baans, na bajegi basuri.."
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“tune sach me use aise dhamkaya…”class ke bahar khade Ved ne mujhse puchha…

“arey kuch nahi… sirf muhchodi kar raha tha Jafar… toh maine bhi jawab de diya aur sale tu kaha gayab ho gaya tha… tujhe bola tha na ki Ranjan ko leke wahi seedhiyo ke paas khade rahna… yadi wo sab achanak pelne lagte mujhe toh...?”

“wo main waise hee karta… par jaise hee upar pahucha… mujhe Commerce se nikalti hui Mira dikh gayi aur mere taraf dekh ke muskura di… fir kya tha… main ho liya uske peechhe-peeche… bhool hich gaya ki udhar tu Jafar ke sath hai”

“idhar tu Mira ke gand ke peeche ho liya, udhar main ye soch ke uchak raha tha ki , backup me tum dono khade ho… Jafar bhi yahi soch ki chup-chap sunta gaya… lekin yadi use pata hota ki main waha akele hoon toh… wahich pel deta mujhe…. Vishwas layak aadmi nahi hai tu… aur ab arts wale class ki taraf kya dekh raha hai… meri taraf dekh… abey peechhe nahi meri taraf dekh….”

“chup be… udhar dekh…”mera chehra peechhe ghumate hue Ved bola…

Peechhe Jafar tha… wo gusse me Arts walo ki class me ghusa aur jiske turant baad Sanjana ka hath pakad kar baahar nikla….

“ye pagal ho gaya hai kya be… Bhatti, school ko kya bana liya hai… yadi kisi ne Saxsena ko complaint kar diya toh… khade-khade dayi chod dega, Saxsena iski…”

“wo toh hai… par kuch bhi bol… launda daring hai….”maine kaha..

“bas isiliye toh Sanjana tujhse nahi pati…”Ved ne kaha…

“kyaaa bola…? Bhatti , tu.. Sanjana ko pata raha hai…? maine toh socha ki Riya Rose ke peechhe hai tu…”chaukte hue Ranjan ne meri taraf dekha aur chaukte hue main uski taraf.... Aur fir Ved ki taraf….. ye kab , kaha se aa gaya..?


Ranjan abhi-abhi achanak meri hee class se nikla tha, par wo meri class me kya kar raha tha..? Chhip ke humari baate kyun sun raha tha...? aur bsdk Ved hans kyun raha hai...?

“sorry… slip of tongue…”Mujhe dekh aankh maarte hue Ved bola “ Main Mira ke peechhe-peechhe tujhe chhod kar class me nahi aaya tha, balki Ranjan ke sath wahi khada tha. Sexy Saahityakar daruha ho sakta hai lekin dhokebaz nahi aur Maine Ranjan ko sab bata diya, tere aur Sanjana ke bare me... waise bhi ye suspence apne se rakha nahi jaa raha tha… jo baat hai, wo baat hai…. sab kuch clear rahna chahiye… mutth ki tarah.. isliye... ”

“arey nahi Ranjan… aisa nahi hai...” Ved ne toh sab bak diya tha par ab main kya jawab doon Ranjan ko...? isi soch me thodi der main wahi khada chup-chap neeche ground ki taraf jhakta raha ....

“Arey nahi Ranjan... aisa nahi hai. wo jab Sanjana nayi-nayi aayi thi tab maine try kiya tha… par fir wo Jafar se set ho gayi toh… fir Riya Rose aa gayi aur main uske peechhe pad gaya fir tu aaya aur tu Sanjana ke peechhe pad gaya… baki jyada kuch nahi hai…”

Sanjana ko pakad kar Jafar class ke bahar corridor me laya aur gusse se idhar-udhar dekhne laga… ek pal toh mujhe aisa laga ki sala kahi gusse me Sanjana ko neeche na fek de… achchha hua Ranjan abhi sath me hai… Ranjan, Jafar ko handle karega aur main mast hero ke mafiq jump maarkar Sanjana ko girne se bacha lunga... Fir Sanjana ki middle finger ka naam pakka Atharva hoga aur de bhaka-bhak andar baahar...

“Ranjan , bade bhai... dekhe rahna… achanak hamla karega wo... aisa bola hai usne mujhe thodi der pahle...”

Jafar Sanjana ka hath pakde kuch der wahi Corridor me idhar-udhar jhakta raha , wo corridor me apne aas-paas se gujarne waale students ko gusse me ghoorta toh badle me wo sab bhi use ghoorte aur aise ghoorte ki ghoorte hue wahi khade ho jaate ya fir Jafar ko gusse me dekh uske dar ke kaaran…? Main aaj tak suspence me hoon. Jafar ke is activity ne us samay waha sari activity rok di thi… matlab, sabhi launde-laundiya jo-jo wo kar rahe the… jaha aa-ja rahe the… wo ekdum se ruk kar Jafar ko dekhne laga aur Sanajan ka hath kaskar pakde hue Jafar bhi unhe dekhne laga….

“Madharchod, karna kya chahta hai… Sanjana ka hath kaise pakad rakha hai… main beech me jaun kya…”Ranjan ne mujhse puchha aur main kuch jawab deta... uske pahle hee...

Jafar ki nazar uspar padi… sale ne sun liya kya…? Ranjan ne toh bahut dheere bola tha… sala gusse se idhar hee aa raha hai… sun liya lagta hai.. aaja beta, aaj ho hee jaye… ghar wale pelenge toh pelenge…. Bhaad me gaya best student ka award.. Yaha izzat gawa kar us izzat ka kya karunga.

Jafar , kaskar Sanjana ka hath pakad kar Ranjan ki taraf badha... shayad use maloom chal gaya tha ki Sanjana aur Ranjan ki fb me baat hoti hai… par aisi kya baat kar li in dono ne ki....? Jafar ka khoon khaul utha…? aur Ranjan toh kuch bataya bhi nahi mujhe…? Jafar ko kisne batayi ye baat..? Main Jafar ko kya bolu ki main kyun Riya aur Sanajana ke peechhe ek sath pada hoon..? BC ho kya raha hai....? Ek hee time me itna sab kuch... Mind fucked.

Jafar , Sanjana ka hath pakde Ranjan ke karib aata gaya, aata gaya…. Is dauran maine ek jagah Ranjan ko Jafar ya fir Jafar ko Ranjan likh diya aur kisi ko pata tak nahi chala


Khair, is dauran Sanjana , Jafar se apna hath chhudane ki koshish karti rahi… mujhe Sanjana ki help karni chahiye thi… par ye sabhi ghatnaye itni jaldi-jaldi ghatit ho rahi thi ki mera dimag hee gull ho gaya tha. Wo toh ab bhi Ranjan ko sahi se kya jawab dena hai, wo dhoondh raha tha. kaun kiski lena chahta hai, kisliye lena chahta hai... main samajh hee nahi paa raha tha aur jab –jab aisa hota hai.. mera dimag shunya ho jaata hai.. meri sochne-samajhne ki chetna maano kho si jaati hai us waqt , yaha tak ki kuch sunne-bolne tak ki. main ek pal Ranjan & Sanjana ke bare me sochta, toh dusare pal Jafar & Sanjana ke bare me aur fir teesare pal apne & Sanjana ke bare me… rahi-sahi kasar… Riya Rose ne apne class se bahar nikal kar puri kar di thi… ab uski nazar bhi humari taraf thi aur mujhe yaad hai ki last time daru peekar jab maine Sanjana ka naam liya tha toh wo kaise bhadak gayi thi… ab main kya karu, kya naa karu... kuch bhi bheje me nahi ghus raha tha. Mann ki gati bhi ain mauke par dhoka de gayi thi ki, jisse main mann ki gati ko tej karke samay ko sirf apne liye kuch dheema kar saku aur chizo ko samajh saku....


“is baar, main ye risk nahi le sakta….”Jafar ko Ranjan ki taraf aate dekh main mann hee mann chillaya… “Badi mushqil se Riya Rosie ko manaya hai...”

Par , main kaisa bhi hoon... Situation abhi kaisi bhi ho ya fir is ghatna ke baad kaisi bhi hone wali ho… mera dharm is samay yahi tha ki mujhe sab kuch bhoolkar, sabke bare me bhoolkar Sanjana ki madad karni chahiye… Jafar kaise ghaseet raha hai , use... waise bhi waha ek main hee aisa tha jo Sanjana ki madad karta… toh koyi kuch nahi bolta.. koyi Sanjana ke character pe ungali nahi uthata… kyunki mujhe sab jaante the aur sab ye bhi jaante the ki Sanjan aur main friends the… wo bhi without benefits wale… mujhe Sanjana ki madad karni chahiye thi aur main karta bhi… par…

“Sanjana aaj tum ise bol hee do…”Sanjana ko pakad kar mere saamne karte hue Jafar chillaya aur tab mujhe aabhas hua ki Jafar, Ranjan ki taraf nahi… balki meri taraf badh raha tha….?

Super update mitr

 

[Kingfisher]

Atharva…. Ye lo….”500 ke do kadak-kadak note mujhe dete hue Mira ne kaha aur note dekar turant waha se chali gayi…

“ye kya tha be…”Vedd bhauchakka rah gaya Mira ki ye harkat dekhkar

“udhari li thi mujhse kuch din pahle… wahi wapas ki hai… bahut rahis hoon main , bahut paisa hai mere paas”

“tu sale garib… tere paas itna paisa kaha se aaya… ki tu use ek hazar udhari de sake… sach-sach bata…”

Ye lo ji 500 se hi rahis ban gya .. style se to bilgats .bejos or mark jukaarbarg ka dada lagta hai .... Par ye sala eska kamina dost hamesha eski lene pe tula rehta hai jarur pichle janm me atharva ne shadi ke mandap se guru veda ki hone vali bivi ko lekar udan chu ho gya hoga tabhi ye tabhi ye pent or chaddi dono khol kar bechare atharva ke piche pda hai

ye actually use differentiation and integration padhane ka hai… us-se nahi banta na… toh mere paas aayi thi ek din aur bahut request ki... mere kamal roopi charano me girkar guhar lagayi ki main use ye dono topic padha du. par mujhe toh tu jaanta hee hai ki.. is brahmand ki koyi bhi ladki mujhe intimitate nahi kar sakti fir chahe wo swarg ki apsaraye urvashi, menka ityaadi hee kyun naa ho. maine turant kah diya ki... time nahi hai, apun ke paas… jiske baad usne ye offer diya… waise toh Atharva ji kabhi apne gyaan ka durupayog nahi karte par sirf sexually... ”

“mere paas kyun nahi aayi…? Tere se jyada hoshiyar toh main hu…”

“kyunki use maloom hai ki teri nazar din bhar uske gand me ghusi rahti hai… chal aaj idhar s

I agree with atharva bhai gyan esme thus thus ke bhra hua hai par afsos us gyan ke karan hi eske loude lge rehte hai ...ye shi kha Atharva ne ki veda ki najar kidhar rehta hai par veda ki najar ek telescope ko bhi mat dede puri body ka x ray siti scan sab kar dalta hai bc ..tharki londa

udhar se kaha ja raha hai… idhar se direct seedhiyo se neeche, main gate… udhar se sala pahle arts walo ki class aayegi, fir commerce walo ki, fir bio walo ki…. Iske baad gol gol seedhiyo se utarenge tab neeche pahuchenge , fir waha se gate tak ka safar... too much calories waste. Utne me toh ek baar mutth maar sakta hai tu.... aur idhar se direct railings me sarakte hue seedhe neeche…”Ved bola aur itna bolkar turant ek jhatke me seedhe railings se sarakte hue neeche pahuch gaya…

Bhagvan ne bhi bad me socha hoga ki mene es mc veda ko dharti pe bhej kar sabse bdi galti kar di Duniya ka pehla ajuba ese goshit kar dena chahiye to much yar bc ne hadd hi kar es bar

tu maara kyun be mujhe...”wo ladka Ved par chillaya

“sala, mere saamne style me

Ek din ye kutte ki tarah pitega or modify hoke suar ban jayega ...bhai muje pehle hi bta do ki es gyani veda ke kitne rup hai jisse muje age dikkat na ho

kar main hii karta aur reply me wo mujhe bye kah kar aage badh jaate…. Aisa bahut der tak chalta raha aur ek-ek karke sab class se nikalte gaye…. par Riya nahi nikli aur ab andar koyi ladki thi bhi nahi…

Bhai ki bdi popularity hai school me... Jab koi eski gand marega to ye bolega ki bhai thoda chikna kar do taki gusne me asani ho ... beshram londa

lunch ke baad hee chali gayi , uska father aaya tha…”apna lund pant ke bahar se hee adjust karte hue wo bola “ye physics wali bhi na… body ka pura physics hila deti hai…”

“thik hai Ranjan, main chalta hu… Ved ki baat maan leni chahiye thi aur railing se sarakte hue chale jaana chahiye tha…”bolkar main waapas jaane ke liye palta

“abey bhatti…. jaata kschaha hai, ruk…”peechhe se meri gardan daboch kar apni taraf kheechte hue Ranjan bola “ Sunayana mam ki sexy kahani sunana…”

“Ved abhi aage ki kahani nahi sunaya hai, jab sunayega toh suna dunga... ab chhod…”Ranjan ka hath jhatak kar maine kaha…

School me ek se badkar ek namune hai ...bdi popularity bna rakhi hai bande ne sala khud to bigda hua hai hi dusro ko bhi leke hi dubega ...par Esme bhi eska koi koosur nhi hai vo sala tharki veda eski to Nhi bhai esne bahut acha kiya ...ye kahavat hai na mro or marne do bhosdivalo ... Kash bhagvan veda ko dharti pe bhej ne galti na karta to es atharva ki life ke loude na lagte ....sala sexy sahityakar

Ek or cherecter ki entry ranjan ab ye kya rang layega pta nhi ... Gyani bhai apne comedy me bhi vastvik jivan ki jhalak Ranjan or uske bap ke rup me dikha hi diya ... Pita ek kumhar ki tarah hota hai or beta ek mitti pita ke hath me hota hai ki vo us mitti ko kya rup de ...vo use mitti keval mitti ji rehne de ya fir use ek sundra klakarti banaye ....Esme bahut se pita rupi kumhar us mitti urf pitra ko shi rup )marg pradan karte hai or bahut se eske ulat ....sayad ranjan ek mitti ka lounda hi hai .....jaisa gyane bhau ne abhi bataya uske hisab se

Par dosti teeno ki gehri lagti hai

tere ko dekhkar mujhe aisa lag rhaa hai… waise bhi malum hai mere ko. Government school ke ladko ke sath lafda hone par main sabka best friend ban jata hu, par unki ye dosti sirf us lafde ke khatm hone tak simit rahti hai… wo bhi sirf school tak... kabhi ghar tak nahi pahuchati. Itne programmes, functions, parties hoti hai logo ke yaha… parties wagerah hone ke pahle school me mere saamne baat karte hai aur party ho jaane ke baad bhi kayi dino tak baat karte hai. Par sala…. koyi invite nahi karta.”

Ye sunkar main chup ho gaya aur fir chup hee raha… aise hee chup-chap chalte hue main Ranjan ke sath School se bahar aaya , jaha Ranjan apne raaste ho liya aur main apne raaste… par main ab bhi chup-chap hee chale ja raha tha, Ranjan ke shabd ab bhi mere kaano me gunj rahe the. Uski ye haalat ke bare me jaankari mujhe bahut pahle se thi, par realize ab ho raha tha.... aur main isi soch me duba chup-chap chalta jaata yadi kisi ne mere dahine kaan me cheekha naa hota toh....

“Atharvaaaaa…..”

“kyaaaa hai… kaun haiii…”apna dahina kaan me turant ungali dal kar hilate hue, daant piste hue gusse se apni dahini taraf dekha…. “Sanjana tu….”

“aur Atharva kaha jaa raha hai…”

“chand ke paar ja raha hu, chalegi…?”khisiyate hue maine kaha “kaha ja raha hai… dikhayi nahi deta kya… tum arts walo ke paas bheja shuru se hee nahi hota ya fir arts lene ke baad alag se operation karwa ke nikalwa dete ho.. kaha ja raha hai…. kaan faad diya... abhi ek mukka marunga toh mar jayegi... kaha jaa raha hai... mera kaan damage ho gaya lagta hai, operation karwana padega... chal, paise nikal..."

“ho gaya na.. aur kitna bhokega… waise tu us Chitranjan ke sath kya kar raha tha... auntyji ko batati hu, ruk aaj..."

Yug Purush bhai dil chu lene line ek fir likh di apne ..ranjan ne sach se avgat karva diya hai ...jo bhi ranjan ne kha vo 101% satya hai aisa aksar hota hai ki log apne kam nikalvane ke liye gand marvane tak tyar ho jate hai par jab vo kam khatm ho jata hai tab sale gand tak nhi dikhate

Es loude atharva me ne sanjna ki ek hi bat me tay tay fuss kar di ...bhai arts valo ki etni beijjati mat kro kyo ki hum bhi usi se belong karte hai present me mante hai ki art vale chutiya hote hai par kuch atharva or veda ki tarah gyani bhi bahut hote hai par us par aao jaise gyani ki najar nhi padti

Dil ko chu len vala update bhai outstanding mind-blowing fabulous marvelous speechless Update sir tussi cha gye

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-45​

Ye dekh mera dimag ek baar fir se ghoom gaya , matlab haal filhal jitna ghuma hua tha, ussse bhi jyada ghoom gaya... waise ye thi toh bahut aasan si ghatna.. lekin mere dimag ne ise kafi jatil bana diya tha... jo abhi bhi Ranjan ko finally , Sanjana aur mere bare me kya jawab dena hai uska perfect answer khojne me laaga hua tha... iske aalawa baaki sabko ek side bhi kar du, jo ki mere andar abhi chal raha tha... matlab ye jo ek sath itni saari samsyaye mere saamne khadi ho gayi thi ki.... mujhe kya karna chahiye, kya nahi karna chahiye... Jafar ko jawab du ..? Ranjan ko jawab du...? fir school ke launde bhi dekh rahe the toh waha bhi apni reputation barkarar rakhni thi... Sanjana se Mitra dharm bhi nibhana tha.... kyunki मित्रता परमो धर्मः ka pratipadak bhi main hee toh tha. ab jab main khud hee ise follow nahi karunga toh dusare kaise karenge.

Bahut hee bhayankar dharm sankat aan pada tha mujhpar us waqt.Kyunki... Riya Rose bhi idhar hee ghoor rahi thi... Sanjana ke mamle me hero banne ka matlab Riya Rose ki nazar me zero banna tha. isko main bahut achi taarah jhel chuka tha already ek baar... isliye thoda bahut idea tha ki... yadi abhi maine Mitra dharm nibhaya toh Prem dharm par sankat aa sakta hai.... par in sabko bhi , mera matlab in saari samasyayo ko bhi yadi main quantum mechanism laga kar Neeche Principal office se baahar nikalte hue Gupta ji ke takle par fek ke maaru... tab bhi ek aur samsya thi.. jo mujhe andar hee andar khaaye jaa rahi thi. Udhar mera dimag ab bhi wo perfect answer nahi dhoondh paaya tha. isliye finally maine quantum physics apply karne ka nirnay liya aur aankh band karke mantro ka uchharan karne laga.... taaki mera dimag ek sath kayi sari samsyayo ka samadhan kar sake. Aur usne kar bhi diya....
Waise ek raaz ki baat batau....? well, yahi toh main chahta tha... matlab jo –jo is samay abhi ho raha tha... isiliye maine Ranjan.. I mean Jafar ko seedhiyo ke neeche... I mean.. neeche seedhiyo ke paas ... I mean ... seedhiyo ke paas neeche... ye correct word hai... seedhiyo ke paas neeche. Toh isiliye seedhiyo ke paas neeche use maine uksaya tha ki wo Sanjana se bulwa de ki wo mujhse baat nahi karegi... aur us chutiye kiya bhi wahi... Lull, TOLD YA , I’M THE DECEPTION KING.

Waise bhi first girl of my life ko mujhse chheen lene ka badla bhi toh lena tha. dekha... thi naa simple si baat, par apun kitna complicate bana diya tha ise... aur depth me jaaun kya ? baal nochna pad jayega . anyway....


“kya hai be… bahut gussa aa riya hai tere ko…”Jafar ka kandha pakad kar dabate hue Ranjan bola. Jafar aur Sanjana dono mere saamne hee khade the.

“Jafar… hua kya hai….”Jafar ne jab Sanjana ka hath chhoda, jise itne der se wo jakde hue tha toh Sanjana apna hath sahlate hue puchhi...
tab meri nazar Sanjana ke hath par padi... wo jagah laal ho chuki thi. Aur main jhooth nahi bolunga..

uske hatho ki laali dekh kar mera para pata nahi kyun achanak ekdum se khada ho gaya. Jabki is vyuh ka rachnakar swayam main hee tha. Sanjana ke sawal ke Jawab me Jafar ne pahle Ranjan ka hath jhatak kar apne kandhe se hataya aur fir Sanjana ki taraf dekh kar bola…

“tum is saale, Bhatti ko bolo ki ye tumse aaj ke baad baat nahi karega…”

“iske liye itna bada natak… ? aur main sochne lagi thi ki aisa kya ho gaya… hua kya hai tum dono ko... ? bachche ho kya tum dono… jo katti-mitti ka game khel rahe ho.. problem kya hai...?”

“mere ko bachcha mat bol… Silkyyy….” Jafar ko jalane ke liye jaan-buchkar Silky word lamba kheechte hue main bola “ Silky, ye hi chutiyo ke mafiq tamasha khada kar raha hai… baaki raat- raat bhar main tere kamre me rahta hoon toh jab tere gharwale ko aitraaz nahi hota toh fir ise kyun ho raha hai”


Ye raat-raat bhar Sanjana ke ghar me rahne ki baat bhi maine jaan-buchkar kahi thi aur shayad Sanjana ko thodi bahut bhanak lag gayi ki mere iraade kya hai... wo mujhe gusse se ghoorne lagi.. ab wo gusse se isliye ghooi kyunki maine raat-raat bhar uske kamre me rahne ki baat Jafar ke saamne kah di thi ya fir isliye kyunki shayad use bhanak lag gayi thi mere irado ki... ye aaj tak suspence hai.


“tu bhi jyada mature banne ki koshish mat kar Atharva… samjha… teri limit maloom hai mujhe , isliye jyada hoshiyar banne ki koshish tu toh mat hee kar. Kyunki yadi main ye mind game pe aa gayi naa... toh teri khatiya khadi ho jayegi...”

“try me... bitch... Atharva Dev se mukabala karoge ab tum... jo khud Physics Dev ka ansh hai...”main andar hee andar badbadaya

“ aur tu Jafar.. kya problem hai yar teri… sab dekh rahe hai, akele me baat karte hai.. school ke baad... ok...?”

“maa chudaye sab… mujhe kisi se koyi matlab nahi aur tu is Bhatti se pelwana band kar..... rakhail”

“sun be, jhatahe… jyada hero mat ban… apni hoshiyari apne class me dikhana, yaha nahi… ye math ki class hai… yaha koyi gunda apna gand nahi hilayega… siway math walo ke… warna gand me danda daal kar us dande par kaskar laat marunga... aur gaali deke kyun baat kar raha tu Silky se....? bsdk, aukaat kya hai teri... hain toh tu gaand dhone ka saabun hee bechne waala naa... ab chup-chap nikal nahi toh yahi pe chud jayega… Silky, tu nikal ab...”Jafar ko dhakka dete hue main bola... kyunki jaise hee usne Silky ko rakhail bola mera para ekdum high ho gaya...


Para Jafar ka bhi high hua, jab maine use sabke saamne dhakka diya toh.... mere dhakka dene ke kaaran Jafar us din ki tarah aaj neeche farsh par toh nahi gira par kuch kadam peechhe khiska jaroor aur mujhe aashcharya tab hua , jab mere dimag ne mujhe aabhas karaya ki ye bhi mere chakravyuh ka hee hissa hai...


“madarchod mere ko dhakka diya… sale Garib”Jafar khunnas me meri taraf daant piste hue kooda par Ranjan ne turant mujhe ek oor khinch kar ek kohni seedhe Jafar ke thobde me jad diya… Jafar wahi ulta gira aur is tarah se uski reputation bhi... jiski aawaz bhi aayi aur badi madhur aawaz thi.

“ye kya hai , Atharva… ye thik nahi hai… tum sab milkar Jafar ko maar rahe ho…”Sanjana ko ab shayad sab kuch samajh aa raha tha.. par wo mujhe itna kaise samajh jaati hai.. ? matlab mere har motive ko ...? ye bhi aaj tak mere liye suspence hai... matlab ekdum ek-ek point pakad leti hai wo mera.... dil bhi pakad leti aise toh kitna acha rahta . ye Sanjana koyi time traveller toh nahi...?


“I’m sorry Sanjana… par shuruat isne ki hai… isne socha ki padhne-likhne wale ladke hai.. daraunga toh dar jayenge… gaali dunga toh chup-chap sun lenge... marunga toh chup-chap maar bhi kha lenge… tum jao yaha se…”

“Jafar… kyun lad rahe ho… ye tumhare bas kaa nahi hai, tumhe samajh bhi aa raha hai ki.. kya ho raha haio tumhare sath...?” neeche baithe apna jabda daba- daba kar Ranjan ke hamle ka dard kam karne ki koshish me lage Jafar ke paas neeche Sanjana jhuki aur use uthane ki koshish karne lagi.

“Sanjana, aaj tu din bhar ka time le le aur achchhe se soch le… ya toh tu aaj ke baad is Bhatti se relation khatm karegi ya fir mere se… mujhe ab aur chutiya nahi banna, sare dost haste hai mujhpe… Mazak bana diya hai tum dono ne mera pure school me... pahle bhi aur aaj jo thodi bahut ijjat bachi hui thi uski bhi aisi taisi kar di, sabke saamne. aaj tu final decide kar hee le... Jafar ko ladkiyo ki kami nahi hai... naa toh tu pahli hai aur naa hee tu aakhiri hogi... ”


“bhatti, bhag bhosdike... wo dekh... Gupta”Ranjan waha se apni class ki oor teji se jaate hue bola

“Bhatti... bhaag lawde.... pel-pel ke peeth laal kar dega Gupta, yadi usne seedhiyo se upar aakar kisi ko class ke baahar bhi dekh liya toh...…”Ved bhi class ke andar kooda


Gupta ka naam sunte hee baahar jitne log ye tamasha dekh rahe the , sab apni –apni class ki oor bhagne lage.. Ranjan bhi apne thobde par ek hath rakhe turant khada hua aur Sanjana ko waha se jaane ke liye kaha…. Maine bhi same Jafar ki harkat ko copy karke Sanjana ko waha se jaane ke liye kaha... taaki use lage ki mujhe bhi uski utni hee fikar hai, jitni Jafar ko... Ranjan bhi waha se apni class ki taraf bhag chuka tha aur Ved...? Sexy Saahityakar toh lawda sabse pahle waha se kalti hua tha….. lekin Jafar wahi khada raha… is kaaran mujhe bhi wahi khada rahna pad gaya... jaise ki maine pahle hee kaha hai ki aham, mujh jaise aadmiyo ka sabse vulnerable point hota hai. sawal ab Sanjana ko chhod kar ye tha ki kaun Gupta se dar kar waha se pahle bhagta hai.


“tujhe toh main pelunga hee, chahe uske liye mujhe kisi bhi had tak jaana pade… chahe paise dekar baahar se gunde kyun naa bulwane pade… Ranjan bhi pelayega, madarchod... mujhe maara hai usne aaj… wo bhi lambe se pelayega tere sath… tu ab bas dekhta ja, Atharva….”

“Atharva nahi.. Atharva Dev bol... mere sar ke peechhe ka chakra nahi dikh raha tujhe...? kaise dikhega.. divya drishti nahi hai tere paas...”

apna thobda sahlate hue Jafar bhi waha se jaane laga. Jafar ko uska jabda dabate dekh mere mann me khayal aaya ki Ranjan wakayi me itna powerful hai kya...? ki ye kab se apna thobda sahlaaye hee jaa raha hai..? sahi bola tha Ranjan ne us din mujhe ki mujh jaise 4-5 ko wo akele pel sakta hai. saala hai bhi toh ekdum daanav type.


Gupta ji aa toh humari hee class ki taraf rahe the… par bahar khade sabhi log andar nahi jaa paaye the aur jo log Gupta ji ko class ke baahar corridor me dikhe, unko waha dekh unki puri sulag gayi aur wo gariyate hue, baal pakad kar unke sar me mukke pe mukka maarte hue un sabko andar karne lage... Jafar dar ke kaaran Commerce me ghus gaya. is beech unhone ek ladki ko bhi pakda aur jo baal kheencha uska... kikiya di wo on the spot....lekin Gupta ji ke liye kya, male aur kya female... wo toh in sabse barso pahle hee upar uth chuke the..

unhone us ladki ki dono chotiyo ko ek karke ghuma diya us ladki ko chaaro oor fir do tamacha kaskar uske gaal par maara, wo alag.... jiski gunj unse itni door khade mujh tak bhi aayi iske baad unhone next eligible candidate ko pakda.. jo unhe class ke baahar dikh gaya tha...

Khair, Main apne class me jaane ke liye peechhe muda... warna mera bhi wahi haal hota jo us do choti wali ladki kaa hua tha... lekin tabhi mujhe mere thik saamne Mira khadi hui dikh gayi , jo muskurate hue mujhe hee ghoore jaa rahi thi. Wo mere paas aayi aur ahiste se mere chehre ke saamne apna chehra laakar boli…

“Well done, Atharva…”

“you satisfied with the revenge… ?”

“yeah... you just freed my soul… now I can move on from this shitty Jafar… Thank you…”
“thank you ka kya karunga… 1000 us din diya tha.. 1000 baki hai…”

“kal mil jayega… ab Jafar ke chutiye friends ko apne agal-bagal ghumane ka time gaya…”

“waise mere dimag me ek sawal aa raha hai ki.. un chaar me se tumhara current time me boyfriend kaun hai… ? jiska tum dil todne wali ho…”

“chutiye hai charo… charo sochte hai ki wo mere boyfriend hai…”

“that’s bit harsh, don’t you think…? paap lagega tumhe…”

“well, they forgot the first law of friendynamic…”

“friendynamic…? Ye kya hai…?”

“humse pahle ek senior tha yaha, naam suna hoga beech-beech me tune uska… usne forever friendship ke liye kuch rule banaye the.. jise ladke friendynamic rule kahte hai… and according to the first law of friendynamic , your friend’s girlfriend is equal to Your sister….”

“good one… what was the second law ....?”

“no one knows…. and please call me, whenever you feel alone…”aankh marte hue Mira boli aur class ke andar chali gayi aur uske peechhe-peechhe uske pichhwade ko dekh main bhi class me ghusa.
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“I got my bowl full of froot loops…
I’m just lookin’ for a clean spoon….”Interceptor ki kamaan sambhale hue Ved achanak hee jor-jor se chillane laga, sala itni jor se chillaya ki kaanp utha main.

“chutiya hai kya be…. Achchhi khasi neend aa rahi thi … poon ..poon karke dara diya”

“haan toh thik kiya na… bike me soyega toh girega pond ke bal…
I got my bowl full of froot loops…
I’m just lookin’ for a clean spoon….”Ved fir se chillane laga….

“Maihar aate hee mata chadh gayi kya be… mana ki Maihar me Mata ka bahut bada mandir hai lekin aisa bhi kya hai ki tujhe mata hee chadh gayi…”

“chup be… gaana ga raha hu main…. Sexy Saahityakar ko disturb mat kar, warna ek sexy doha fek ke marunga... ”itna bol kar Ved fir se chillane laga

“toh ladki ke sath-sath gaane me bhi teri choice kharab hai…”jab wo chup nahi hua au raise hee mera kaan fadte raha toh maine kaha

“ye tu apna kaam kar na… disturb mat kar….”

“waise tujhe yaad hai Mira ne mujhe ek baar hazar rupaye diya thaa….”

“haan… math padhane ke liye… lekin tune use padhaya nahi…. Mere ko paisa deti toh physics aur chemistry bhi padhata… infact main paisa bhi nahi leta… sirf chodne ko de deti bas… usi se kaam ho jata….”

“wo paisa maine use math padhane ke liye nahi liya tha… wo toh Jafar ki beizzati karne ke liye liya tha… yaad hai, jis din Jafar , Sanjana ko pakad kar mere paas laya tha… aur pure 11th and 12th ke students ke saamne uski beizzati hui thi…?”

“ari bahinchod…. Toh wo preplanned tha…?”ye sunkar Ved ki gand hee fat gayi aur wo ektak peechhe mudkar dekhne laga

“saamne dekh bhai.. pelwayega kya....”

“gaand maraye… mere ko kya… Maihar aa gaya hai… sham tak rewa me honge … The Land of White Tigers. apni Winter Evening aaj Ranjan ke dhabe me celebrate karenge, bachpaan ki yaade taza ho jayengi… fir ghar jayenge...”

“Winter Evening...” Ved ke ye word bolte hee meri yaadon ke samundar me wo drishya mujhe saaf dikhne laga... jisme....

Excellent update bandhu

 

[mashish]

waiting

 

[Nevil singh]

Chapter-11: A Winter Evening

Update-46​

“ Sari umra hum chud-chud ke jee liye...

Ek pal toh ab hume chodne do, chodne do....”

Bulla udhar class me attendance le raha tha aur idhar Ved apni favourite movie ke ek gaane ki aisi taisi kar raha tha... Ved aaj thoda udas tha, kyunki uske upar jo ladki rahti thi, usko usne kal sham ko kisi ladke ke sath dekh liya tha aur us age me 21vi baar uska dil toot gaya tha.. bas usi ke gum me Sexy Saahityakar beech attendance me apna dard bayaan karne laga...

“ Sari umra hum chud-chud ke jee liye.

Ek pal toh ab hume chodne do, chodne do....

Give me some rum wine, Give some plain

Give me another glass, I wanna drink up all the pain.......”

“chup ho jaa , warna Bulla sach me uchak ke aayega aur pain de dega... wo dekh usko shaq ho gaya hai ki koyi baat kar raha hai... warna wo attendance lene ke dauran kabhi nahi rukta...”

Par Ved aaj alag hee chutiya mood me tha... 21vi baar dil jo toota tha uska, usne apni kala ka pradarshan jaari rakha.....

“Lawde ko jhaaton ke bojh ne jhukaya,

Gand marwana toh khud kismet ne sikhaya...

Six figure salary toh kudi, warna zindagi chudi,.

Mutth maar maar kar pada hatho par alpha, beta, gamma ka chhala,

Diluted semen ne pura..... pura ejaculation hila dala....”

“diluted semen.. what the fucking fluorine...”apni hansi rokte hue main badbadaya aur Bulla ki taraf dekha , wo medhak ke mafiq apni gardan upar utha- utha kar aawaz ko track n trace karne ki koshish me laga hua tha... ki aawaz aa kidhar se rahi hai.


“Bachpan toh chuda... ab jawani bhi chudi

Ek pal toh ab hume chodne do, chodne do....

Sari umra hum chud-chud ke jee liye...

Ek pal toh ab hume chodne do, chodne do

Aakhiri kuch panktiya, madarchod ladkiyo ko samarpit....

Give me some bum shine, Give me some chain..

Give me another stance , I wanna do BDSM once again.....”



Iske baad Ved jo shant hua, toh pure lunch tak uske muh se ek shabd nahi nikla... wo bas apne ghar ke upar kiraye me rahne wali ladki ko soch apna lund masalta raha ... khunnas me kiraya badhane ki dhamki usne kal raat hee us ladki ko fb par de di thi.. darasal kal ki sham us ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh Ved ne us ladki ko fb me seedha messege kiya ki wo yaa toh us ladke se break up kare yaa fir wo kiraya badha dega... ladki ne jaha ek taraf second option chuna , wahi dusari taraf Ved ko gaali aur baki, wahi teesari taraf Ved ko block kiya wo alag.... maja hee aa gaya mujhe. saala mere ko bolta rahta hai, ab khud pelaya toh samajh aayega isko ki ladki ke maamle me aksar aise KLPD & KAPD hota hai... (KAPD~ khade armano par dhokha)

Anyway, Remember the Clash of Canvas…? aaj uske result ka time tha… Sanjana aur Riya ke beech kya hua… dono me kya baat-chit hui… mujhe kuch nahi pata par aaj wo dono ek sath lunch me mere class me dhava bol di. dono ko ek sath class me ghusta dekh ek pal ko meri fat gayi ki kahi dono ko sach toh pata nahi chal gaya , Clash of Canvas ka...? kaha main do-do laddoo khaane ka soch raha tha yadi inhe sach ka pata chal gaya toh...? khamkha bhookha rahna pad jayega.. kamaal hai , maine probability aur possibility ke is khel me is situation ko imagine hee nahi kiya ki... un dono ko sach ka pata bhi chal sakta hai.... isliye un dono ko apni taraf badhta dekh mere dil ke sath-sath mere pet me bhi khalbali mach gayi.... ki ab kya hoga...? bahut buri izzat chudegi... Riya Rosie toh fir bhi baat karna band karegi hamesha ke liye. Lekin Sanjana, dildo lagakar mera anal kar degi... wo bhi sabke saamne.. waise bhi Jafar waale incident ke baad wo thoda khunnas me hai....

“Ved , bhai... mujhe bahut dukh hai tere liye... ki wo ladki kisi aur se set ho gayi...”

“achanak se palti kaise maar gaya tu, abhi tak toh maje le raha tha...”

“Told Ya, I’m The Deception King... tere ko aisa laga ki main tere maje le raha hai, lekin sach me kahu toh mujhe bahut dukh hai tere sachche pyaar ke adhura rah jaane se... waise bhi Sunayana mam hai naa.. apun madad karega teri, Sunayana mam ko patane me.. par uske pahle, udhar dekh...”Dan-dana ke meri taraf badhti hue apne first & Second girl ki taraf ishara karte hue Ved se kaha... kyunki ab sirf Ved sir hee mujhe bacha sakte the.

“ok.. tu tension mat le, Ved Sir sab sambhal lenge... Gupta ji ko apne lawde ke neeche latka ke rakhta hu toh fir in tuchcha kanyayo ki kya bisat ki wo Sexy Saahityakar ka muqabala kare... aan de inko tu...”

Wo dono mere paas aakar khadi ho gayi aur ek second ka bhi ek second bina gawaye mujhse bol padi....

“hum dono me se kiski painting best hai.... jaldi batao....”

“abeyyy yar, ye baat hai...?”pel ke lambi saans bharkar chhodte hue maine kaha “khamkha dara diya.... main pata nahi kya –kya sochne laga tha...”

Iske baad main Ved ke kaan me fusfusaya...

“lawde ka Ved Sir, saale chutiye... sahi kiya us ladki tere sath... bahut maja aaya mujhe jabse usne tera kata hai... tum lawda maal pataoge... ”

“par tu toh bola tha ki tu dukhi hai.. mere liye...”

“yahi toh deception hai... deception yadi kala hai toh fir main kalakar...”

Unke sawal ka jawab naa dekar, Ved se khusur-pusur karne ke kaaran Sanjana aur Riya jitna laal thi... usse jyada laal ho gayi. Aur us waqt gusse se laal dono kya lag rahi thi... matlab un dono ko aise laal hota dekh hee koyi apna dil un dono ko ek sath de baithe... kitti cute hai yar, dono aur kitni sweet bhi. ekdum raseele aam ki tarah , usme bhi Riya Rose ki wo hairstyle... aur Sanjana ke jism se aati hui perfume ki khushboo usne aaj Sunayana mam wala perfume maara tha aur ek pal ke liye aisa laga maano saamne Sanjana nahi balki Sanskar Valley ke har ladke ka true love Sunayana mam khadi ho.... matlab madhosh hee ho gaya , main... un dono ko waha aise dekh kar.... itna madhosh ki unka sawal tak bhool gaya... kash ki ye dono chummi de de ek dono gaal par, kasam se khushi-khushi me Ved ko mukka maar dunga.

“mar gaya kya... ? hum dono ko dekh muskura kyun raha hai, jawab de... kiski painting best hai...” Sanjana chillayi aur uske chillane ke kaaran class me mauzood jin ladke-ladkiyo ki nazar abhi tak waha hum par nahi padi thi, wo bhi ab idhar hee dekhne lage...

Ye Sanjana naa , kasam se beijjati kar deti hai sabke saamne. Kab ise aabhas hoga ki ab main chhota wala Atharva nahi hoon.. ab meri bhi reputation hai School me. Abhiyech gusse me ekat mukka maar dunga toh ro degi. jaise ek baar 10th me ro di thi aur fir apni behan ko lekar , shikayat karne pahuch gayi thi mere ghar.... waise kya maara tha, maine isko... maja hee aa gaya tha. Is tarah ye sochte hue main ek baar fir se vyast ho gaya us drishya me jab bhavishya me main pahle ke mafiq kas kar ek mukka Sanjana ke pet me marunga aur wo rone lagegi...

“fir se mar gaya...kyaSanjana fir se cheekhi...

“haan bol naa... kya hua... aaj tu humari class me kaise aa gayi...”iske pahle ki Sanjana mera baal nochne lage, use jawab dena hee maine uchit samjha, warna uska koyi bharosha nahi...

“kiski Painting best hai....”usne sawal dohraya... I mean.. tihraya

ye sawal jitna pechida tha , us-se bhi pechida iska jawab tha aur in sabse bhi pechida ye tha ki inko ye sujha kaise ki… mujhse aakar puchhe.. wo dono khud bhi toh decide kar sakti thi na….? main toh is field me Virgin hoon. Ye situation toh mere probability aur possibilities ke game me tha hee nahi.... jisme mujhe decide karna padega ki kiski painting best hai... is-se acha toh inhe ye pata chal jaata ki maine in dono se ek-dusare ko lekar jhooth bola tha... atleast is situation se toh bachta... ab kisi ek ke favour me faisla dena matlab aisa tha maano apne latak rahe do aand me se kisi ek ko chunna aur dusare ko katwa dena...

par ye hua kaise... ? ye dono ek dusare se bhid kaise gayi aur kyun..? aise achanak toh inke mann me ye khayal nahi aayega ki chalo... kuch karne ko nahi hai aaj toh... chal kar Atharva ki pond maar lete hai aur jab mere probability aur possibilities ke game me ye situation nahi thi toh ye situation aani bhi nahi chahiye tha... fir....? kaise......?

iska jawab mujhe thoda deri se mila... mann ki gati se samay ko rokne aur khud ko teleport wale karne ke sath-sath main time travel bhi kar sakta hoon. jisme apun baad me ghatne wale incident ko us incident ke ghatne se pahle batayega. Afterall, I’m The Narattor... isliye fayda toh milna chahiye naa...

actually hua ye tha ki.. Jafar ke thobde me jab Ranjan ne kuch din ek kohni mara tha toh wo sirf uske thobde me hee nahi balki uski reputation pe bhi maara tha aur jaise Jafar us din apna thobda pakad ke baith gaya tha, uske baad waisi hee uski reputation bhi pure school me baith gayi thi…. Uske aham ko bahut thes pahuchi thi. Usne class se nikalna tak band kar diya tha , kyunki jaha bhi jaata, jidhar bhi jaata launde sirf uska Mazak udate... use dekh hanste. main chahta bhi yahi tha. Mira bhi yahi chahti thi. Waise Ranjan bio ka tha aur Jafar bhi.. toh matter wahi unke class me salat jaana chahiye tha… lekin us ghatna me highlight main ho gaya tha, kyunki pura matter mere kaaran hee shuru hua tha, mere kaaran hee parwaan chadha tha aur mere kaaran hee khatm hua tha.

Ab Jafar bas mujhe ya math walo ko neecha dikhane ka bahana dhoondhate rahta aur Ranjan ke according har time jis-se bhi milta , us-se meri burayi shuru kar deta tha…. Aisa usne apne class me bhi kiya … jiska Riya Rosie ne mere kaaran thoda-bahut virodh kar di aur boli ki… galti Jafar ki hai, use kya jaroorat thi apni girlfriend ko sabke saamne mere paas khada karne ki aur ajeeb si shart rakhne ki…. Ab Jafar toh tha hee khunnas me , Riya ke is virodh ne uske aham par ek aur gehra aaghat kiya.. bio me jo uski bachi-kuchi ijjat thi , wo bhi ab Riya ke kaaran khatam ho chuki thi , isliye wo ab Riya ke peechhe pad gaya.

Riya ko criticise karne ke liye Jafar ke paas kuch nahi tha… isliye usne Riya ki painting wale passion pe attack karna shuru kiya aur abki jalne-bhunne ki baari Riya ki thi… Jafar ne Sanjana aur Sanjana ki paintings ka example de-dekar Riya ko bahut neecha dikhane ki koshish ki… pahle toh Riya bardasht karti rahi ki… jaane toh , chutiya aadmi hai… lekin Jafar jab nahi ruka toh … Riya ne bhi apna aapa kho diya aur decide kiya ki ab ho hee jaye faisla…. Toh wo lunch break me jab… Garib Gang quiz competition ki taiyari me lage hue the… wo Sanjana ke paas gayi aur use pakad kar seedhe mere paas le aayi. Arts waalo ke according Sanjana ne pahle iska virodh kiya lekin ab Riya… Sanjana ki paintings ko bura-bhala kahne lagi… jis-se Sanjana bhi bhadak uthi aur in sabka hee nateeza tha ki wo dono is samay mere saamne khadi thi. jiske kaaran ek baar main fir dharm sankat me tha.... ye sab baatein mujhe us din baad me pata chali..... anyway, time to Travel back in Past's Present....

“Atharva..... tune toh meri painting dekh li hai.. darasal wo painting Atharva ko itni pasand aayi ki… usne toh use apne paas rakh liya…”Riya ko aur uski painting ko tana dete hue Sanjana boli “tumhari painting kaha hai… arey haan, wo toh tumhare hath me hai… kya hua Atharva ko pasand nahi aayi kya… ? ya usne apne paas rakhne se inkaar diya…”

Sanjana ke aisa bolte hee main apna sar, aankh , kaan sab kuch apne hatheliyo se malne laga… ki ye kya ho raha hai…. mujhe pahle pata hota toh clash of canvas kabhi karwata hee nahi… Ved Sir, kuch chamatkar kariye. Isko bhi gariya diya hoon, thodi der pahle.... iske 21ve true love ko lekar ... ye bhi saala sath nahi dega ab toh.... mujhe hee kuch karna padega.

Shaandaar update dost

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-47​

“jyada khush mat ho tu, samjhi..... Atharva , meri painting bhi le rahaa tha… lekin garden me maine hee mana kar diya... kyunki main naraz thi us-se us din”Sanjana ki taraf dekh Riya boli

“dikhao toh… kaisi painting banayi hai tumne.... hahaha… yeeee… ye.... painting hai koyi. Atharva , tu khud dekh... tu isme gadhaa dikh raha hai…”Riya ke hath se painting lekar Sanjana boli…

“haan to tumhari painting bhi maine dekhi hai… usme toh Atharva aur uske dost kutte ki tarah lag rahe hai… kutte ki tarah jeebh laplapate hue… aur Ved ko background me itna chhota kar diya hai ki wo toh pilla lag raha hai…”

“abey .. ye dono ek dusare ki beizzati kar rahi hai…? ya hum dono ki…? Kabhi gadha, kabhi kutta….? Jyada hoga toh khade-khade jhuka ke pel dunga dono ko main . pahle bata de raha hoon... fir kuch bolna mat mujhe”Ved dheere se gurraya…

“meri painting me kutte isliye lag rahe hai ye dono… kyunki... ye dono hai hee kutte aur meri painting me kam se kam ye dono kutte... kutte ki taraah lag toh rahe hai… gadhe toh nahi dikh rahe aur ye beech me black lining kaisi di hai.. aankh moond kar line kheench raahi thi ya haath toot gaya tha… gadhe toh ye dikh hee rahe the… upar se oot ki tarah kubad aur aa gaya inme… “

“kya tum log bachcho ki tarah lad rahe ho…” do bench door baitha Ranjan bola “dono ki painting awesome hai…”

“tu chup rah… tu bhi iski painting me hai, tu toh sabse bada gadha dikh raha hai…”Ranjan ko fatkaar lagate hue Sanjana boli....

Jiske bad hum teeno wahi serial se ek –ek bench me baithe aur deewar ka tek lekar in dono ke aane ke pahle jo books padh rahe the, usi book se se apna chehra dhak liya…. Maine Physics se, Ved ne chemistry se aur Ranjana ne bio ki books se apna chehra chhipaya

“Atharva… bata best painting kaun si hai… kutte wali ya gadhe wali… jisme tu kutta dikh raha hai… wo maine banayi hai aur jisme tu gadhe ke sath-sath oot dikh raha hai wo is … nausikhiya ne banayi hai…”Sanjana mujh par dabav banate hue boli

“mere ko nahi maloom…”book ke peechhe apna chehra chhipaye-chhipaaye main bola…

“is baar competition me dekh lenge na… har school se do stuents participate karte hai, lekin winner sirf ek hee hota hai.. dekhte hai hum dono me se kaun jeet-ta hai… waise tum qualify bhi kar paogi...? ispar bhi mujhe shaq hai… kyun, Atharva… sach kaha na maine…”Sanjana ek baar aur mujhse haan kahaalwa kar apne paksh me karne ki koshish ki... lekin main itna bewkoof nahi hoon ki uske is feke hue jaal me fans jaun... itni aasani se toh bilkul bhi nahi...

Sanjana ke is sawal par maine chup rahna hee uchit samjha… I mean, kaun lawda… udta hua missile apni gand me le… jab main chup raha toh Sanjana ne apna rookh Ved ki taraf kiya aur uska naam lekar same sawal repeat ki...

“main toh tujhse baat nahi kar raha itne dino se… bhool gayi kya..? mere se mat puchh…”book ke peeche apna chehra chhipaye Ved do tuk bola… jiske baad baari aayi Ranjan ki…

“Ranjan tu bata… aur sach batana..”

“kya batau… Sanjana ji…”book desk pe rakh kar gadfati wali jabardasti ki muskan apne chehre par laate hue Ranjan ne jawab diya

“yehi ki kiski painting better hai…”

“yea painting ka hot hai.. hum nahi jaani… humayi maaf kai de…”aur Ranjan ke is jawab ke sath hee wo dono jaan gayi ki Ranjan bhi is maamle me gadfatt hai

Jiske baad un dono ne fir se meri taraf apna rookh kiya...

“Atharva… itna ghabra kyun rahe ho… tumhe jo painting jyada pasand aayi ho… wo bata do.. yadi tumhe meri painting pasand na aayi ho toh bhi koyi baat nahi… kuch bhi nahi badlega… main iski tarah nahi hu… jo apne boyfriend ka sabke saamne mazak udwaun…”Riya ne bhadkau bayan diya

wait.. what..? Riya ne flow-flow me mujhe indirectly apna boyfriend kaha kya...? iski maa ki, Sanjana ka toh khoon hee khaul uthega ab... wo Madhu, Mini ki tarah dumb bhi nahi ki Riya ki is line ka matlab naa samajh paaye.... BC heart attack aa jayega aaj mujhe...

“hai koyi is sansar me jo is waqt mujhe bacha sake...”mann hee mann maine pure vishwa ko apni madad karne ka aavahan de diya....

“dekh Riya.. tu mere aur Jafar ke bare me kuch nahi jaanti aur Mere aur Atharva ke bare me toh idea bhi nahi hai tujhe kuch… isliye apna muh tu band hee rakh ki main apne dost aur boyfriend ko ladwati hoon... jab dimag hai nahi toh dimag laga bhi mat... badi aayi...”

“tere aur Atharva ke bare me kya janna hai… timepass hai tu sirf uske liye aur uske ghar ke paas rahti hai… bas…”Riya ka ek aur bhadkaun bayan... jise sunne ke baad main apne sar ke baal kheechne ke liye majboor ho gaya ur r ke bll kheencha bhi... lekin apna nahi, balki Ved kaaa... ddum lagakar kheencha...

“bsdk... kuch karega..”Ved ke sar ka baal kheenchkar main Ved se bola

“aur uda mere 21ve pyaar ka mazak.... footi kaudi help nahi karunga main aaj... bahut Atharva Dev bana firta hai naa... ab ban...”

“Riyaaaaaaaa…..”idhar Sanjana mere liye time pass hai, ye sunte hee Sanjana ne bhadak uthi aur cheekh maari… aisa nahi kahna chahiye tha, Riya ko....

“bhai … kisi ek ko better bol de… please… main tere aage hath jodta hu…”Bio ki book ke peechhe apna chehre chhipaye Ranjan mujhse gidgidaya... “madarchod , bahut joro se dil dhadak raha hai mera is waqt.... ki next line inke muh se kya niklegi.... ye dono kahi gusse –gusse me hamare pyaar bhare chutiya messeges naa pure class ke saamne reveal kar de...”

Ranjan ka kahna sahi tha, yadi Riya Rose ya fir Sanjana ne mere messeges class me sabke saamne bata diye toh meri reputation hee khatm ho jayegi ekdum se , kyunki ladki ke sath chutiyapa toh hum sabhi karte hai aur ek se badhkar ek chutiyapa karte hai.... jis tarah se ye dono ek dusare par attack kar rahi hai, us hisaab se kya bharosha... isliye finally maine beech me kudne ka nirnay liya aur bola

“ok…. Ok... relax... main batata hoon kiski painting better hai.... Riya, apni painting mujhe do toh..”

Maine Riya se painting li, use apne desk me rakha aur fir Ved ko nyota diya ki wo mujhe ye decide karne me ki... kiski painting better hai… help kare… lekin usne jawab me saamne ke sirf do daant dikha kar apna palla saaf jhaad liya

“actually…”ek dum gaur se painting ko dekh kar main bola “ actually, painting wo sahi hai jisme pure 7 color ho… jaise apna indra-dhanush… toh jis bhi painting me saato ko saath marunga, ek sath marunga… kutte ka sahara lenaa chhod de katiya……”

“kya bol raha hai… bhatti… result bata… main excitement me maraa jaa raha hu…”Ranjan door se bola…

“achcha toh jis bhi painting me pure indradhanush ke color ho… wo painting best hoti hai.. Riya ki is painting me … teen… do... ek... panch.. char… seven… six… saato color hai… yani ki ye painting apne aap me sampurn hai aur ye best hai… aur Sanjana ki painting jo mere ghar me hai… usme bhi saato color hai… toh wo bhi best hai…”

“toh dono me se kiski painting better hai…”Sanjana puchhi

“abhi bataya toh…”

“kya bataya…”

“yahi ki kiski painting best hai…”

“kaha bataya…”

“tu bhool gaya hogi, Sanjana... maine just abhi-abhi bataya ki… tum dono me kiski painting best hai... tu lagta hai bhool gayi hai... hai na Ved… bataya naa maine...?”

“jhooth kyun bol rahaa hai , bhai… kaha bataya tune… tune toh sirf indradhnush aur saat color jaisa kuch bataya… dono me se best kiski painting hai.. ye toh tune bataya hee nahi… bataya kya, jikra tak nahi kiya iska”

“toh tu bata de… kutte”

“main bata deta.. lekin main Sanjana se naraz hu… isliye nahi bataunga + tune mere 21ve pyaar ka Mazak udaya hai… isliye tu hee bata…”

“Atharva please time waste mat karo… aur seedhe –seedhe jawab do…”Riya nervous hote hue boli

“uske liye mujhe fir se analyse karna padega… main nahi chahta ki kisi bhi kalakar ke sath anyay ho... wo kya hai ki Concept clear rahna chahiye, isliye mujhe ek mahine ka time do.. main next month yahi, isi waqt batata hu…”

“tu batayega ya nahi… yaa fir main teri baat batana chalu karu pure class me”Sanjana boli…

“ok fine… Riya ki painting better hai…”maine ye kaha aur apna chehra dusare taraf ghuma liya…. Taaki Sanjana ke chehre ka reaction na dekh saku…

Main Sanjana ki taraf dekh nahi raha tha lekin main wo achchi tarah feel kar sakta tha.. jo Sanjana is samay feel kar rahi thi… kyunki aisa hee same mujhe feel hua tha jab Sanjana ek din school se khushi-khushi aayi aur boli ki Jafar uska boyfriend hai… mujhe is samay Sanjana ke dukhi hone par thoda sukoon bhi mil raha tha… afterall , mera dil todne ka badla bhi toh lena tha naa.. jo maine aaj finally le liya tha. waise bhi main Sanjana ko aise kaise chhod deta, bina use ye feel karaye ki us din maine kya feel kiya tha, jis din usne Jafar ki girlfriend banna swikar kiya tha. kyunki paap ka phal toh bhugatna hee padta hai, fir chahe wo paap anjaane me hee kyun naa kiya gaya ho. par itna kuch Sanjana ke sath karne ke baad meri itni himmat nahi ho rahi thi ki main Sanjana ki taraf dekh saku… main apne is chhote se badle ke kaaran beshak apni nazar me bahut uth gaya tha lekin Sanjana ki najro me awashya hee gir gaya tha... iska mujhe aabhas hone ke sath-sath ahsaas bhi tha.



“chali gayi dono… chehra idhar kar le…”thodi der ke baad meri gardan seedhi karte hue Ved bola…

“acha chali gayi… kya reaction tha dono ka…”

“Sanjana udas, Riya khush…”

“aur sale tujhe mera sath dena chahiye tha par tu beech raaste me mera sath chhod diya tha, sath chhoda toh chhoda ... khilaf aur ho gaya … tujhe kya jaroorat thi ye bolne ki .. ki..maine toh kuch bataya hee nahi , kiski painting better hai.... saale isiliye tere upar waali kisi aur se choda rahi hai ab...”gardan seedhi karte hee main Ved par baras pada

“chodne de... jis-se marji us-se chudaye lawdi... imagination me thook laga ke teen baar gaand maar chuka hoon main uski, kal se... matlab aisa choda hoon, aisa gaand maara hoon naa uski ki... orgasm choot ki bajay gaand se hua hai.... par ye kaaran nahi hai tera sath naa dene ka. Ved Sir , aisi chhote-chhote hansi Mazak ko mind nahi karte aur tu udas mat ho... wo kya hai ki zindagi waise hee chutiyo aur chutiyape se full bhari padi hai, isliye yadi kuch kam ho jaye toh khush hona chahiye… naa ki udas”

“kya chut chut kar raha hai…”

“Sanjana aur Riya me se tujhe kaun chahiye … tu ye decide kar le… isliye maine tera sath nahi diya… warna kabhi Sanjana ke sath khelta toh kabhi Riya ke sath aur haar toh dono me jata… ab kya ha kii… ab jab tune Riya ko choose kar hee liya hai toh, tujhe maloom hai ki kise approach karna hai… I mean, Concept clear rahna chahiye , fir wo chahe dil ki baat ho ya fir Divergence theorem ki baat ho.. ”

“maine toh Riya ki painting isliye chuni kyunki uski painting better thi… bas”

“kise chutiya bana raha hai…? mujhe ya khud ko…? kyunki Main toh chutiya banne nahi wala aur rahi baat teri .... toh wo toh tu already hai bachpan se… warna Sanjana ke itna hint dene ke baad bhi wo tujhse nahi balki Jafar se kyun set hoti...”

“usne mujhe kab hint diya...?”

“jaisa ki maine kaha.... chutiya toh tu bachpan se hai”

aur Ved ke itna kahne ke baad mujhe khayal aaya ki Ranjan....? wo bhi toh udhar hee baitha hua hai aur idhar flow-flow me hum dono itna jyada bol gaye Sanjana ke bare me .... ek toh waise bhi usko clear answer abhi tak nahi de paaya hoon ki main kyun Riya ke sath-sath Sanjana pe bhi dore daal raha tha... ye jaante hue bhi ki wo Sanjana ko pasand karta hai.... aur ab itni saari baate... ab yaa toh wo khade hokar mujhe pel dega yaa fir chup-chap yaha se chala jayega aur zindagi me kabhi bhi baat nahi karega.... yadi in dono me se kuch bhi hua, jo ki hona tay hai toh fir Jafar se mujhe kaun bachayega...? saale ko dhamka aur diya hoon ki.. bula le , jisko bulana hai. aur ye Ved.... yee itna chutiya kaise ho sakta hai... main toh maan lo hu hee, par ye... ye toh khud ko hoshiyar batata hai... fir lawda.... sala, mujhe aaj school hee nahi aana chahiye tha. dimag ka rape karke rakh diya in sabne milkar. ye sab mere sath hee kyun hota hai... shayad , main hee................ anyway, let's face it. main toh black hole se bhi baahar nikalne ka tarika jaanta hoon , fir is problem se baahar nikalna kaun si badi baat hai.

Rochak update dost

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-48​

yahi sochte hue maine Ranjan ki taraf apna rookh kiya....

“areyy teri....”saamne ka nazara dekh mere muh se sirf yahi nikla...

“kya hua...”

“Ranjan kaha teleport ho gayaa...?”

“wo toh gaya Principal office... bhool gaya , use har din Saxsena ji ko report dena hai...? ek din bhi miss hua toh uski jagah Mini aa jayegi. Isliye wo toh Sanjana aur Riya ke peechhe-peechhe hee nikal liya tha... jab tu gad-fati me Sanjana se dar kar dusari taraf gardan kiya hua thaa... kyun kya hua...? Ranjan ko kyun puchh raha...?”

“kuch nahi...” 1.5 breaths/ Second ki rate se jaldi –jaldi lambi saans lete hue maine kaha... “ek bala to tali..”

Ranjan waha se principal office ke liye ravana ho chuka tha, Saxsena ji ko apni preparation ki report dene... isliye Sanjana ke bare maine aur Ved ne jo bhi abhi baat ki thi , wo sirf hum dono ke beech hee thi aur ab shayad hum dono ke hee beech hee rahne wali thi. Yadi Ved chah le toh... dusari taraf...

“ Sanjana pat jati…? Yahi bol-bol ke chodu banao lawda.... yahi bol-bol ke maje lete hai sab… ki... ye karta toh pat jati… wo karta toh pat jaati… thik usi tarah jaise dhoni runout nahi hota toh india semi final nahi haarti... ye sab toh sirf kahne- sunne ki baatein hai. there is no what if in cricket as well as in life , anyway... chal paani pee ke aate hai... Riya Rosie udhar hee gayi hogi. Khushi-khushi me wo aaj ekat litre paani jyada pi legi... use rokte hai.. warna Lunch ke baad chalti hui class me baar-baar bathroom jaana padega use ”

“hawasi saale....”

“hawasi ladkiya hoti hai, ladke toh chodre hote hai aur aisi baat nahi hai.. main toh ye isliye bol raha kyunki jab wo bathroom jaane ke liye baar-baar class me techers se permission mangegi to ladke galat najar se dekhenge use.. baaki tu toh jaanta hee hai ki main bhagwan se bhi jyada sharif hoon...”

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Riya ki maa hospital se discharge ho chuki thi, isliye ab Riya pahle se jyada khush rahne lagi thi… ab Riya khush toh main bhi khush… ab main khush toh Jafar khush... ab Jafar khush to Sanjana khush. Matlab Riya aur Sanjana ki happiness ek-dusare se connected thi. Jiska un dono ko pata tak nahi tha. pahle toh dhyan nahi diya maine ispar, par ab jab bhi sochta hoon toh samajh aata hai ki wo samay ekdum perfect tha meri life kaa… na toh ghar me koyi tension, na school me padhayi ki koyi tension.. 12th ka aadhe se adhik syllabus toh main aur Ved garmi ki chhuttiyo me hee complete kar chuke the. school me mere badhiya dost bhi the aur fir Riya Rose bhi thi. Dusare shabdo me kahu toh meri life ekdum mast chal rahi thi aur yadi teesare shabdo me kahu toh main nahi chahta tha ki ye kabhi khatm ho… infact main toh kabhi kabhi ye sochne lagta ki kash 12th class baad 13th aur 14th class bhi hona chahiye… kya rakha hai college me. Chutiyo ki tarah subah jaago aur chutiyo ki tarah wapas raat me so jao… baahar raho toh khaane –peene ka alag tension. lekin yaha school me bahut kuch tha karne ke liye aur Riya Rose bhi toh yahi thi… wo kaha 12th ke baad mujhe college me mujhe milne wali thi… ?

main jhooth nahi bolunga par yadi Riya 11th se humare school me hoti toh main apna subject math se badalkar bio kar leta… Mommy Swear. Gand maraye Ved. Waise main bio leta toh fir Ved bhi bio hee leta... shayad. Baaki yadi ghar wale nahi maante tab bhi additional ke taur par main bio le hee leta… lekin leta jaroor aur isi len den ko aage badhane ke liye main sham ko Riya se milne South Rewa Park ja raha tha… Sardiyo ka mausam aa chuka tha aur Rewa me wo kadake ki thand padti ki Surya Dev se true love tha us samay sabhi Rewa vasiyo ko. Riya park me ek bench par red colour ka sweater pahne hue mujhe door se hee dikhayi de di… Red uska favourite colour tha shayad. Kyunki aksar main use red colour ke hee top, dress me hee dekha karta tha aur ab sweater bhi red. mera toh favourite colour black & Navy Blue hai... humari pasand toh match hee nahi kar rahi... Anyway.... main ahiste-ahiste dabe paanv uski oor badha aur bina usko is baat ki bhanak lage jab main uske thik peechhe pahuch gaya toh… ekdum jor se chillaya…

“boooooyeaaahhh….!”

“huuuuuuuueyeee……”Riya kaanpte hue dar ke maare jaha baithi thi kaanpte hue wahi ekdum se khadi ho gayi aur gusse se lambi-lambi saans lete hue mujhe ghoorne lagi… is dauran yaani gusse se mujhe ghoorne ke dauran wo ek baar aur kaanp gayi...

“yar , ye itni cute hai ki ise dekh ke toh wo sab karne ka bhi man nahi karta...”maine man me kaha

“tumhe naa… main... ”gusse se bhar-pur wo apni mutthi baandh kar sirf itna boli

“I was just expressing my elation… anyway, what’s cracking ! hot thing…”

“ye pakdo…”wo painting jo mere liye Riya ne bahut pahle banayi thi, wo mujhe pakdate hue boli aur gusse me waha se baahar jaane lagi…

“ye ladkiyo ko sense of horror bilkul bhi nahi hota kya……? abey yaar..”main bhi Riya ke peechhe bhaga…

“heyy... berry boo… kidhar ja reli hai..”daudkar Riya ke saamne khade hokar main bola “ chalti kya, apun ke sath Starbeans me …? hot chocolate khilayega apun tere ko”

Jiska Riya ne koyi jawab nahi diya aur mujhe dhakka dekar fir se park ke gate ki taraf aur teji se badhi..

“abey ye ladki hai ya chhui-mui ka paudha…? Jara sa chhuo nahi ki murjha jaati hai… Arey Rosie, meri baat toh sun… nice sweater… nice hair… nice boobs… I mean books… I mean mujhe books chahiye, bio ki… par main toh mathematics se hu..? ”jab Riya bina kuch bole aage badh gayi toh main fir uske peechhe dauda…

Kyunki Riya Rosie ke peechhe daudne ke aalawa ab koyi dusara raasta bacha bhi nahi tha . iske chakkar me Sanjana tak se panga mol le liya tha maine us din. Par Rosie jab fir bhi nahi ruki tab maine apne astra-bhandar se barso ki tapasya se arjit kiye hue sahaanubhuti astra ko prakat kiya aur Riya Rose par peechhe se de maara…

“aunty ji ki tabiyat kaisi hai ab aur next time kab hospital jaana hai..? main bhi chalunga sath me…”

“kyun..? husband ho tum mere…”

“toh ban jaunga.. usme kya hai.. fir roj subah-sham bistar par mast kuchi-kuchi karenge hum dono.... maza aa jayega... yessss”maine kaha... par mann hee mann. Kah toh real me bhi deta par fir wo aur bhi jyada naraz ho jaati.

“tumne mom ke bare me jaanbuchkar puchha na… ? taaki main reply dene ke liye mazboor ho jaun…”

“aisa nahi hai Rosie…”main chup ho gaya... ye bhi dimag lagane lagi..? aise me kaise chalega.

“jaldi bolo…”

“yep.. wo kya hai ki... Jab tak tujhse meri baat nahi hoti, tab tak meri koyi baat nahi banti... ye toh dialogue ho gaya ki... Jab tak tujhse meri baat nahi hoti, tab tak meri koyi baat nahi banti.....? Epic Star ki upadhi de du kya main khud ko, isi waqt...?” itna bolkar main idhar wahi khada ho gaya aur udhar Rosie-Cozy gusse se apne pair patak-patak kar park se baahar jaa rahi thi... lekin main use rokne ki bajay khud ki prashansa karte hue fula nahi sama raha tha...

“matlab manna padega yaar Atharva... hain naa Rose...? Rose...? Rosie....? ye kaha gayi... Ooo .. ye toh jaa rahi hai...? maine kuch galat kah diya kya...? sirf tareef hee toh ki apni thodi si... ”

Park se baahar nikal rahi Riya ke peechhe mai ek baar fir dabde paanv ahiste-ahiste daudte hue pahucha aur fir jitna khaya piya tha, pura dum lagakar ek baar fir se chillaya

“booooooooooyeaaaaaaahhh…”

Aur iske baad Riya ki jo durgati hui , usne mujhe pet ke sath-sath kidney , dil , seena sab kuch daba ke hasne ke liye majboor kar diya... kyunki abki baar Riya mere chillane se itni dari ki... dar ke maare thoda aage kood gayi aur girne se bhi bal-bal bachi… kuch der toh apne seene par hath rakh kar wo mast lambi-lambi saans bharti rahi par fir jab normal hui toh jwalamukhi ke mafiq dahakti aankho se usne mujhe dekha....

“aise kya dekh rahi hai… maaregi kya …”

“1 % ka 1 % bhi...akal hai tujhme...? ya wo bhi nahi hai. Jab main pahle hee tujhe bata chuki hoon ki peechhe se Meko mat chillaya kar.. toh samajh nahi aata ...?…”

“ 1 % ka 1 % yaani 0.0001X. wo sab toh thik hai Riya par ye ~meko ...? ye Meko kya hai ...?”

Abki baar Riya puri jal-bhun gayi... matlab itni jyada jal-bhun gayi ki raakh tak nahi bachi. Kaha toh usne gusse me nahi tha, par uska tone aisa tha ki… main pura andar tak tan tana gaya upar se Riya, tu karke bhi baat ki thi mujhse… jabki usne aaj se pahle kabhi aisa nahi kiya tha. shayad wo kuch jyada hee gussa gayi thi abki baar. Isliye is-se bhi main pura andar tak tan tana gaya. Par main toh use bas hasana chahta tha, wo toh naraz ho gayi aur wo ab kuch bol bhi nahi rahi… isliye ... fuck me... mujhe ab chupke se nikal lena chahiye. Warna gusse-gusse me meri maa-behan ko gaali naa de de ye...

“Jab tak tujhse meri baat nahi hoti, tab tak meri koyi baat nahi banti” maine dheere se kaha.. matlab dheere se kahne ki acting kiya… baki maine kaha normally hee tej aawaz me tha, taki use sunayi de jaye… ye meri ek aur Deception technique hai.. jisme saamne waale ko lagta hai ki maine dheere se khud se kaha hai.. lekin kaha maine usi se hota hai...

Main painting ko roll karke apna sar jhuka kar waha se jaane laga aur decide kiya ki aaj ke baad Riya se baat nahi karunga. Faltu me main karne kuch jata hu, ho kuch aur jaata hai… mujhme hee kami hai shayad koyi... isiliye Sanjana nahi pati .

“Atharva…”main chalte – chalte park se thodi door aa gaya tha ki kisi moti aawaz wale shaks ne mera naam pukara

“kaun hai lawwwwoooveee.... love”main peechhe muda par jaise hee main peechhe muda…. Saamne Riya Rose khadi thi aur mujhe lawde shabd ko love me convert karna pada.

“Boooooyeaaaahhhhh…….”mere peechhe mudte hee Riya meri chehre par chillayi... dar ke maare mere kaan toh nahi fate par aankh jaroor apne aap band ho gayi...

“kaise…? maza aaya…?.”khilkhilate hue Riya boli… mujhe aise aankh band kiya dekh uski hasi nahi ruk rahi thi… wo apne dono hatho se apne gaalo ko dabate hue dil kholkar hasne lagi… uski is harqat se usne jo dastane hath me pahne the wo uski ungaliyo se thoda upar khisak kar baahar jhulne lage the… jise maine apni ungaliyo se daba diya... maine aisa kyun kiya, uski ungalliyo se upar aa chuke dastane ko kyun dabaya...? mujhe nahi pata... main khud aaj tak suspence me hoon.

Riya apne aap me is samay itna madhosh thi ki use koyi fikar hee nahi thi kisi ki, waha mauzood har koyi use aise dil khol ke khilkhilate hue hasta dekh raha tha… bache se lekar jawan tak aur jawan se lekar budhe tak…. Ladke se lekar ladki tak, aadmi se lekar aurat tak aur budhe se lekar budhiya tak… waha aas-paas mauzood sabki nazar Riya par thi… use aise hasta dekh main bhi muskurane laga… main kya , agal-bagal kayi log muskurane lagi…. Agal-bagal jo ladke the unhone mujhe ishara bhi kiya ki… bhai, mast maal pataya hai… jinhe maine ignore kiya, kyunki yadi main un ladko ki taraf dekhta rahta toh fir Riya ki nazar bhi eventually udhar hee jati. Aur fir wo bhi unke ishare dekh leti.

Riya ke gaal, naak , kaan sab laal ho gaye the.. laal toh wo kadake ki thandi ke kaaran pahle se hee thi. par ab aise non-stop hasne ke kaaran uska chehra pura laal ho gaya tha aur wo moment tha jab mujhe laga ki… mere janm lene ka maqsad aaj pura ho gaya hai…

uska dil rakhne ke liye Riya ke boooyeaah bolne ke itni der baad maine darne ki acting ki... maine apna baanya hath apne seene par rakha aur bola..

“dara diya tune toh.... ekdum pant geeli ho gayi meri...”

“sach me....”itna sunte hee Riya ki nazar turant mere pant par pahuchi aur jaise hee uski nazar mere pant par pahuchi maine turant apne shoorveer ko dono hatho dhak liya...

Maine naa toh bolte hue ye socha tha aur naa Riya ne udhar nazar maarte hue... maine aise hee kah diya aur uski nazar aise hee apne aap udhar chali gayi.. ye check karne ke liye ki kahi dar ke maare maine sach me toh pant geeli nahi kar di.... kuch der tak hum dono isi pose me rahe... matlab wo mere shoorveer ki taraf aankhe gadayi rahi aur main apne hath se apne shoorveer ko chhipata raha ... kyunki wo mere pant me is kadake ki thandd me bhi tanav maare khada tha aur main nahi chahta tha ki Riya ko iska jara sa bhi aabhas ho.

Fir jab hum dono ko ahsaas hua ki ye hum kya kar raahe hai , tab humari najre ek-dusare se mili...

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Yaadgaar update mitr

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-49​

Bahut hee awkward moment tha wo, hum dono ke liye... sirf ek pal ke liye humari najre mili aur uske baad hum dono ek dusare se nazar tak nahi mila paaa rahe the... teesari baat ye ki.. mujhe waha hath rakhna hee nahi chahiye tha , bhale hee uski nazar waha chali gayi ho... dusari baat ye ki Riya ko neeche dekhna hee nahi chahiye tha, bhale hee maine pant geeli karne wali baat kahi ho aur pahli baat, mujhe ye kahna hee nahi chahiye tha. Naa main ye kahta aur naa hee ye ghatnaye ghatit hoti. Par koyi na koyi harqat toh karna hee tha hume... kyunki bematlab bahut der tak toh waha aise khade bhi nahi rah sakte the... isliye , hum dono ne mann hee mann ek sath decide kiya ki ek dusare ke bagal me bina koyi baat kiye aise hee chalte rahenge.... uska toh nahi pata , par maine yahi socha tha aur jab wo bhi aisa karne lagi tab samajh aaya ki uska bhi same plan hai, is awkward situation se nikalne kaa... yaa fir.........................

aisa maine jaan buchkar kaha tha... taaki Riya bina koyi deri kiye, bina kuch soche samjhe turant udhar dekhe aur jaan-buchkar humare beech aisi situation create ho.... Afterall , I’m the Deception King. Anyway... ab Naa toh Riya Rosie chup-chap chalne ke aalawa koyi harkat kar rahi thi aur naa hee main....



“booooyeeeahhhh...”main achanak se uske kaan ke paas chillaya aur mere aisa karte hee abki wo dari nahi, balki khilkhila kar hasne lagi... jor-jor se hanste hue usne mere kandhe par apna daaya hath rakha .. daya nahi ... actually.... apna baanya hath rakha... kyunki uske left side me main tha toh fir wo daaya hath kaise rakh sakti hai....? bahut din bhi ho gaya hai toh , yaad bhi nahi ki wo mere left me thi ya main uske left me.

“bas kar… mar jayegi nahi toh haste-haste… fir jail jaana padega mujhe tere khoon ke ilzaam me.. tab mujhe aisi ghatiya-ghatiya painting bana kar kaun dikhayega…”Painting wahi neeche gira kar maine Riya ke kandhe ko dono hath se pakda aur aise hilane laga ... jaise sikke nikalne ke liye gullak ko hilaate hai. tab jaake usne hasna ,khilkhilana band kiya....

“Atharva thandi, thandi.... kitni badh gayi hai kuch dino se…”apne hatheliyo ko dastane ke upar se hee ragadte hue Riya boli…

“mam, aapne dastana pahan rakha hai… isliye hatheli ragadne se kuch nahi hoga… mana ki bio se ho lekin aisa bhi kya hai… ”

“mujhe pata hai… ok... wo toh bas aadat hai…”

“ hatheli ragad kar garmi chahiye toh bina dastane ke hath hone chahiye… ye dekho , meri tarah…”apne hatheliyo ko ragadte hue maine kaha.... mann me “sach me gaand fad thandi hai, yar... saala role-role me sirf jacket taang ke aa gaya... abhi ahsaas ho raha hai ki Mommy ki baat maan leni chahiye thi... kuch der aur aise raha toh aankh , naak, kaan sab bahne lagega... Riya ko jaldi se saltana padega”

“tumne gloves kyun nahi pahne… tumhe thandi nahi lagti kya…”

“thandi mann ka vaham hai sirf... aur kuch nahi… jaise bhoot mann ka vaham hota hai na.. waisich…”

“yadi aisa toh mujhe vaham me hee rahna hai…” apne jacket ki chain khol kar Beanie yani winter cap nikal kar Riya boli aur apne baalo ko thoda idhar-udhar adjust karke beanie ko apne sar par taang liya… jise dekhkar main hasne laga….

“kya hua…”

“yeeeee hua…. 3 points… kuch nahi, aise hee hasne laga…”

“ye point kya hai… last time tumne 2 points kaha tha aur ab 3. Mujhe bhi batao na…”

“point se yaad aaya… competition me ab tum kya submit karogi...? apni painting toh tumne mujhe de di… ya fir participate hee nahi karogi…?”turant topic change karte hue maine kaha... is baat se anjaan ki uski painting maine kuch der pahle hee gira di thi...

“nahi… wo Sanjana actually , sahi kah rahi thi us din… bahut kami thi us painting me.. isliye maine nayi painting banane ka socha hai….”

“naya… kis topic pe…? matlab kis theme pe…”

“wo maine bahut socha ki kis theme pe banau… aisa kya new hoga.. jo kisi ne dekha nahi hoga… pahle toh mujhe kuch nahi sujha, par fir ek din main jab Vindhya Hospital me mom ke saamne baithi thi naa toh mujhe ek idea aaya…. Atharva…? Atharva….? Ab kaha chala gaya…”

“haan bolo na, sun raha hu main…”Riya ko agal-bagal mujhe dhoondhate hue dekh main peechhe popcorn wale ke paas se hee aawaz diya aur fir agle hee pal popcorns ke packets lekar wapas Riya ke bagal me aa khada hua…

“kya bol rahi thi ki… Vindhya hospital me tumne naachte hue dinosaurs ko dekha….”popcorn ka packet faadkar ek side dabate hue maine Riya se puchha…

“wo maine bahut socha ki kis theme pe painting banau… aisa kya new hoga… jo kisi ne dekha nahi hoga… pahle toh…”

“arey ye sab toh bol chuki ho… wo Vindhya hospital se aage wali line batao…” popcorn ka ek tukda apne muh me fekte hue main bola…

“haan toh Vindhya hospital me jab main mom ke saamne baithi thi toh maine socha ki kyun na isi situation pe painting banau… jaha ek lady hospital me leti hogi aur naa... uski beti wahi uske paas baithi hogi… wo dono ek-dusare ki aankho me dekh rahi hongi aur aankho hee aankho me wo dono ek-dusare se wo kah rahi thi… jo wo kabhi shabdo me ek dusare se naa kah paayi ho… matlab aksar aisa hota hai naa .... ki hum apne parents se kah hee nahi paate ki unki kya ahmiyat hai humare life me... fir ek din wo hume chhod ke chale jaate hai, tab ahsaas hota hai , dukh hota hai... bas usi theme par...”

“ wah Riya ji wah……”abki baar do-teen popcorn ek sath nikal kar apne muh me nishana lagate hue maine feka aur...... goal…..

“yeah.. eyes say what heart feels… waise tum subah kitne baje uth jate ho….”

“depend karta hai ki kitne baje soya hu aur agli subah koyi special day toh nahi hai… par aajkal toh har din special hai”

“subah daudne nahi jate kya…?”

“main sapne me daudta hu naa roj… wo bhi bahut tej tej… 20-30 gold medal jeet chuka hu sapne me main…”abki baar side me dabaye popcorn ke packet me hee maine apna hath dal diya aur jitna pakad sakta tha, jitno ko pakad sakta tha… un sabko humach ke dhar dabocha aur ek jhatke me karar-karar ki aawaz karte hue chaba gaya… salo ko… bahut uchhal rahe the sale, thodi der pahle…

“Atharva , ye dekho mere news feed me ek post hai…”apna mobile dikhate hue Riya boli “ek Naari, ek Stree, ek Aurat aur ek Ladki me kya difference hota hai…”

“aaj kal kuch bhi daal dete hai log… sab same hee toh hai…”popcorn ka dusara packet daant se fadkar packet ko fir se ek side me dabate hue maine kaha aur abki baar shuruat se saalo ko mutthi bhar-bhar ke chabane laga…. Mere saamne uchkenge , lawde….

“acha ye dekho, Madhua ka comment bhi aaya hai ek… aur… aur tum... tumm... TUM AKELE-AKELE KYUN POPCORN KHA RAHE HO… KAB SE WAIT KAR RAHI HU KI AB PASS KAROGE.. AB PASS KAROGE … LEKIN.. ”

“achcha tumhe bhi chahiye… sorry, mujhe dhyaan hee nahi aaya… wo kya hai aksar Ved ke sath popcorn khata hoon main aur hum dono ki aadat hai, ek dana tak ek-dusare ko nahi dete apne-apne packet ka.... toh wahiiii....”Riya ki taraf packet badhate hue main bola… aur tab maine dekha.. I mean tabhi mujhe realize hua ki……….. ki……

Riya ka ek hath me dastna toh hai hee nahi aur uska wo hath maine apne ek hath me pakad rakha hai... iske aalawa beech-beech me uski hatheli ko apni ungali se sahla bhi raha tha…

Ved ki kasam ………. meri toh gand hee fat gayi jab mujhe ye realize hua toh… baato he baato me maine kab Riya ka hath pakad liya tha mujhe pata hee nahi chala… main toh naya-naya hu is field me , BC aisa bhi hota hai kya ..? isiliye popcorn ke packet ko main apne side me daba kar kha raha tha, itni der se aur isiliye popcorn khate waqt apni nervousness ko bhagane ke liye masoom popcorns ko gaaliya de raha tha… waise ye Chal toh bahut pahle se raha tha, par realize mujhe abhi hua tha. Main shocked tha.... par apni harqat pe nahi, balki meri is harqat par Riya ki pratikriya se… kyunki wo kuch nahi bol rahi thi… I mean… uski ungaliyo ke beech fansi hui meri ungaliya... kya mast garam-garam hath tha uska. Jise main sahlate hue ahiste-ahiste daba bhi raha tha. uska hath pakadte hee mera pura sharir garma gaya tha.

maine popcorn ka packet Riya ki taraf badhaya… usne bhi popcorn khane ke liye apna hath aage badhaya… lekin gloves pahne rahne ke karan wo badi mushqil se ek ko pakad payi aur jab muh me popcorn ko dali toh uska gloves bhi uske muh se touch ho gaya… jise usne bahar fek diya

“tum aa karo, main fekta hu…”maine kaha.. lekin uska hath nahi chhoda

Popcorn ke packet ko side me dabaye hue, Riya ka hath ahiste-ahiste dabate hue, apni ungaliya se uske hatheli me gudgudi karte hue main Riya ke muh me popcorn fekne laga aur wo badhiya mast catch kar- kar ke khane bhi lagi… jab-jab popcorn uske muh me jata, use chabane ke baad wo meri taraf dekhti aur fir thodi der muskurati aur fir aa karne lagti....

Riya ko aise apne sath dekh, kasam se mera kaleja muh ko aane ko tha… dil fata jaa raha tha, excitement se... muskan thi ki apne aap chehre par chha ja rahi thi, saanse beech-beech me itni tej chalne lagti jaise abhi-abhi daud kar ruka hoon ... matlab koyi had nahi, us level ka response mera sharir de raha tha... chalte hue pair beech-beech me dagmagane bhi lagte the.... ye shayad wahi moment tha jab main Riya ke liye sanely insane ho gaya tha….

Jaise jaise wo sham , raat ki oor badh rahi thi. waise-waise thandi bhi badhte jaa rahi thi aur Riya ko thandi kuch jyada hee lagti thi, us samay… abhi ka nahi pata. ye mujhe us din pata chala… jab usne ek aur beanie apne jacket ke dusare taraf se chain khol kar nikala. Usne achanak apna hath mujhse chhudaya aur dusare waale beanie ko bhi sar ke upar fasane lagi…

“itni bhi thandi nahi hai…”khunnas me main bola kyunki Riya ne mera hath chhod diya tha….

“ help…”

“nahi jayega.. already toh pahan rakha hai ek….”main fir rukhe swar me uske sar ko dekhte hue bola

“arey wo toh sar pe pahna hai na… isko gale me pahnungi… mujhse naa, thandi bardaasht nahi hoti bilkul bhi… aur ab hawa chal rahi hai toh gale ke paas jacket se thodi thodi hawa andar jaa rahi hai…”

“isiliye sharir me baal hone chahiye taaki thandi naa lage...”

“tumhare chest me hai kya...”

“pata nahi.. kabhi gaur nahi kiya.. dekh ke batata hoon....”kahte hue maine pahle satt se jacket ka chain khola, fir shirt ke upar ke do-teen button khol kar andar jhanka.....

“aise matlab hai bhi... aur nahi bhi...”

“good....”Riya muskurayi... waise toh main sab samajh jaata hoon.. par Riya us din, us pal kyun muskurayi main aaj tak suspence me hoon... kahi wo mujhe nude toh imagine nahi karne lagi thi...?? aur ye ekdum achanak se thandi kyun lagni lagi... maano koyi koyi baraf chhua raha ho.

“thik hai... abbbbb...”jab main use dekhte hue apni soch me dooba raha toh wo boli aur mujhe ishara kiya ki main apne shirt ka button band kar loon....

“mere chest pe toh nahi hai... tumhare me hai kya...?”

“shut up..”

“kyun... maine toh turant dekh ke bata diya... tum bhi andar jhank kar batao...”

“ye kya harqat hai...??”

“kyun....? tumne bhi toh puchha... maine puchha toh galat...? ye hai aapki equality...”

“girls can never have hairs on.....”apne seene ke exotic atoms ki taraf ishara karte hue Rosie boli...

“aisa kya.... fir proof karo...”

Julmi update bandhu

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-50​

“kaise non-sense question karte ho kabhi - kabhi.... stop...”hontho ko gusse se dabate hue Riya dusare wale beanie ko bhi sar par daalne ki koshish karne lagi...

Maine uske dusare waale beanie ko dekha.. main soch me pad gaya usko aisa karta dekh ki cap ke upar cap kaun pahanta hai aur jab samajh nahi aaya toh maine quantum mechanics ke saare principles laga diye, ye samajhne ke liye aur fir finally is niskarsh par pahucha ki ye wala beanie uske gardan ke paas pahuchkar uski gardan ko puri tarah pack kar dega taaki waha se hawa andar jaana band ho jaaye....

“toh pahle sar wale ko nikal... mera matlab nikalo aur is waale ko andar daal… mera matlab daalo… ek minute...”

Maine Riya ke sar ke beanie ko jhatke me kheecha , par wo baahar nahi aaya ... isliye maine aur dum lagakar kheencha....

“arey dikhta nahi.. clip fas gaya hai...”Riya turant mera hath par mukka jad di...

“mujhe kaise dikhega... main andar thodi ghusa hua hoon...”

Riya ne pahle apna clip jo fasa hua tha usko nikala , fir ek beanie ko jo gol-gol tha use gardan ke paas set karke , dusare beanie se khud ke sar ko puri tarah pack kar liya....

“Mic testing... 1...2...3... aawaz ja rahi hai... kya andar ?”Riya ka kaan bahar se kochakte hue main hansa...

“ab thik hai…”

“ aur ye tumhare hath me kya laga hai, dikha toh…”kahte hue maine fir se Riya ka hath pakad liya…. “kuch bhi toh nahi laga ... parallel universe me pakka kuch laga hua hoga”

Aur fir maine apne aaju-baaju dhyan diya… hum dono park ko bahut peechhe chhod aaye the aur ab Riya ke ghar ki taraf badh rahe the…. Ab wakayi me thandi bahut lagne lagi thi , infact jab main aur Riya aapas me baat karte toh water vapour ya steam…. Jo bhi bolte ho ise… wo humare muh se nikal raha tha… mera toh thand ke maare bura haal tha.. garam kapde ke naam pe maine sirf ek jacket pahna hua tha aur kuch nahi.. aur yadi baat karu Riya ki toh… itne taam-jham ke bawjood uske naak aur gaal thandi ke karan laal ho chuke the…



Uske laal hue gaalo ko chhune ka mera bahut mann kar raha tha. mann kar raha tha ki uska gaal pakad kar kheech du… waise mann toh bahut kuch karne ka kar raha tha.. lekin filhal main abhi sirf isi ke bare me soch raha tha aur har beet-te pal ke sath meri ye feeling badhti hee ja rahi thi, jise main dabane laga… lekin meri uske laal ho chuke gaalo ko kheenchne ki ichchha beet-te pal ke sath badhti hee gayi aur itni badh gayi ki ise rokne ke liye maine apna ek hath, jo khali tha… uski mutthi band karke puri taqat laga diya is ichchha ko rokne ke liye… maine kuch der tak waisa karke toh khud ko control kar liya lekin fir ek samay aisa aaya ki laga ki… yadi maine ab wo nahi kiya jo main karna chahta hu toh… mujhe ulti ho jayegi, ya chakkar aa jayega… ya mera sar fatt jayega ya fir seena... matlab itni prabal ichchha thi mere mann me us samay aur fir maine wo kar hee diya......



Maine Riya ke chicks ko dono hatho se pakda aur khechte hue gol-gol ghumane laga…

“yee kooo korr roheeee hooo..” dabi-dabi aawaz me Riya turant boli….

“sorry… control nahi hua…”hath hatate hue maine apne chamkile daant dikha diye

“kitna thanda hath hai tumhara…. Pura laal kar diya..… ek toh waisi bhi itni thandi hai…huuuuuiiiiu…”kahte hue Riya kaanp uthi …

“main toh cigarette nahi peeta, par suna hai garmi door ho jati hai us-se… ek sath do cigarette dabayo ...ek left side me -ek right side me… fir dekho thandi chhu mantar….”

“do-do cigarette ek baar me kaun peeta hai…”

“ ek senior tha humara.. kuch saal pahle. Use dekha tha peete hue , wo bhi school ke andar…. waise , ye jo dhua humare muh se thandi me nikalta hai usko medical term me kya bolte hai…”

“E B C…”Riya tapak se boli…

“kaun sa C…?”

“EBC… exhaled breath condensate…”

“ye bolne se achchha main dhua na bol lu…”

“tumne us sawal ka jawab nahi diya, Atharva... ki Ek Naari, Ek stree, Ek aurat aur Ek ladki me kya antar hai… Madhu ka comment aaya hai ek.. main padh ke sunati hu…”

“ Madhu ka comment.... please no… please…”

“Madhu ne likha hai ki … ladki ka mtlb hai ki respect, love, care, angry on ri8 things. always supportive coz wo behan ka roop h, maa ka roop h, biwi ka roop h , yaha tak ki bagwan ka roop h. islia always give respect….”

“bagwan ...? ye bagwan kya hota hai…. “andar hee andar Madhu aur Jafar ko ek sath gaali dete hue maine socha“ koyi mar do be Madhu ko, ab aur nahi saha jaata isko…”

“achcha toh tum batao…”

“hum anpadh aadmi ka jani madam ji.. in sab ke bare me…”

“please….”

“ab toh batana padega... sochne do ek minute..…”maine kaha aur sochne laga ki kaise topic change karu…. Ab mujhe kya lena dena in sabse… isliye ek kam karta hu isse iske papa ke bare me puchhta hu… ya ek baar fir se sahanubhuti astra ka prayog karu...?

“ho gaya ek minute…”Riya mera hath dabate hue boli…

“lo fir suno….. Nar ko jo aari ki tarah kaat de… wo naari .. kyunki shaaadi ke bad bahut atyachar karti hai hum purusho par. Irshya se jo jal bhun jaye wo stree… kyunki har stree ek-dusare jalti hai, chahe wo dost hee kyun na ho… jo auro ki tarah bilkul na ho wo aurat, kyunki har aurat apne aap me antique piece hai aur jisme ladakpan ho… wo ladki…. Jaise ki tum aur….”

“aur....???”

“aur tera ghar aa gaya… …”

“bye…” Muh se dhua chhodte hue Riya boli aur fir has di…

“until next time ! berry beanie boo”uske boundary ka gate pakad kar jhulte hue maine Riya ko aankh maari

Aur jaise hee Riya ghar ke andar ghusi main turant apne hatheliya ragadne laga… jacket ke upar se hee chhati malne laga… lawda, thandi mann me hoti hai… gand fat gayi aur fir thandi door karne ke liye main gand-fad tej apne ghar ki taraf dauda....

Waise ye kahne waale bahut milenge ki mujhe abhi se ye pyar-mohabbat ke lafde me nahi panda chahiye.. mujhe abhi apne padhayi me dhyan dena chahiye… mujhe sabse paahle mera career banana chahiye. ladki ka kya hai, ek gayi toh dusaari milegi.. aur yadi main successful aadmi ban gaya toh Riya se bhi achchhi-achchh ladki mujhe milegi… well, fuck them. Mujhe pata hai ki wo sach hee kah rahe hai, mere hee bhalayi aur bhavishya ke liye kah rahe hai. but still fuck them because If a girl like Riya Rosie is your dream.. you shouldn’t give up on your dream…. Aur waise bhi Riya Rose meri territory hai aur yadi yaha bhi main pichhe hat gaya toh fir laanat hai mujhpe.....

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“ye jam kahe ka laga hai bhai, wo bhi is samay….”Ved jab bhakak se gadi roka toh uske upar Vetaal ki tarah latakne ke dauran maine puchha

“antaryami hu naa main lawde... jo mujhe sab pata hoga….. chal, pichhe khisak, lund khada hai tera.... tu sale chodarra, jaroor Riya Rose ko yaad kar raha hoga....”

“kaun Riya Rose...?”

Hum dono chhuhiya ghaati pahuch chuke the aur is ghaati ke us paar bas samajh lo, Rewa hee tha... waise ek aur raasta tha, jiske through jaane par hame ye vishal ghati cross nahi karni padti... par Ved jaan-buchkar idhar hee Interceptor ghusa diya tha... wo Chhuhiya Valley me ghoomne wali us Apsara ki talaash me aaj bhi hai, jiske bare me log aksar tarah-tarah ki kahaniya banate hai. usne kahi se, kisi se sun rakha tha ki ek apsara yaha chhuhiya ghati ke jungalo me madhur aawaj me gungunate hue ghoomte rahti hai aur use jo pasand aata hai.. uske sath wo kuch dino tak rahti hai. Ved is baat ko ekdum shat pratishat sach manta tha... uska kahna tha ki wo Apsara kisi jamane me Rewa Riyasat ki rajkumari thi aur kisi vardan ya fir shraap ke kaaran wo amar ho gayi... Ved yahi manta tha aur jab wo manta tha toh... mujhe bhi usne jabardasti ye manwa diya tha.

Abhi hamlog chhuhiya ghati me chadh rahe the aur wahi jam lag gaya... ek toh behanchod ye truck waale ... pelem pel dhadalle se aaye-baaye chalate hi, upar se madarchod ghati me kahi bhi truck khada karke sone aur lagte hai.. jiske kaaran aaye din ye jam lagta rahta hai.... ye jam itna lamba tha ki... matlab itna aage se jam laga hua tha ki kisi ko maloom tak nahi tha is jam ke bare me ... ki jam kyun laga hai , kitna lamba laga hai... koyi kuch bhi kahani banaye jaa raha tha.. koyi kahta ki aage checking chal rahi hai aur police ne ladkiyo se bhara ek truck pakad liya hai toh koyi kahta ki pahad hee gir gaya hai aage...

Idhar main mann hee mann Ved ko gariyaye jaa raha tha aur udhar Ved is jam se pel ke khush tha ki shayad isi bahane uski mulaqat Apsara se ho jaaye... two wheelers waalo ke liye toh fir bhi ummid thi ki idhar-udhar karke... beech se, kinare se ... utar kar, jhuka kar jam se nikalne ki koshish kar sakte the... main dikkat four wheelers aur bus waalo ko hoti thi , kyunki yadi ek baar jo is jam me fas gaye toh naa toh aage hee jaya jaa sakta hai aur naa hee pichhe.....

“baith, lawda..... raasta dikh gaya”Ved chillaya... “jaldi baith... side se nikalta hoon...”

Main us samay waha se thodi door aise hee gusse me tahalte hue aa gaya tha aur uski aawaz sunte hee main uski taraf tej kadmo ke sath chalne laga. Ved ne Interceptor start ki aur vishal truck ke kinare se jaha 4-5 ft baad khayi thi udhar se bullet nikal diya....

“dekh ke be ... eklauta hoon main...”maine kaha

“tu samajh nahi raha ... wo Apsara jab mujhe aise stunt karte hue dekhegi toh impress ho jayegi aur fir mujhe apna companion bana legi...”

“chutiya hai kya...”jab Ved ne agal –bagal khade do truck ke beecho-beech se bike nikali toh main chillaya... sala ain mauke pe humari side wala truck bhi start ho gaya tha, yadi do second bhi der hue hote toh chapak gaye hote hum dono...

“dar kyun raha... Ved Sir ke hote hue... ab ye dekh”kahte hue Ved road ke ekdum kinare khayi ki taraf bike le gaya aur apne dono hath chhod diye...

“gandmare..... maa chodaye teri Apsara , rok bike...”

“bur maan gaya tu toh... chal acha nahi kar raha....”

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