Update-40
“kya bola…”
“kuch nahi… maine sirf itna kaha ki… Yatha Drishti, Tatha Srishti ~
यथा दृष्टि तथा सृष्टि ”
“kyaa bola… yattth… ytha”
“rahne do Sanskrit hai aur mera shirt chhodo…”
“tujhe samjhaya tha na ki.. Sanjana se dobara mat milna…”
“toh main Sanjana se kaha mila…? main toh Sanjana ki maa se milne aaya tha…”
“aur tu ab bhi nahi samjha ki maine tujhe dogla kyun kaha…”
“arey hath hatao…”Karan Naik ka hath jhatke se hatate hue maine kaha… “gala dab raha tha mera…”
“jo main bolta hu waisa kar, warna tera gala ghot kar maar dalunga… aaj ke baad Sunayana aur Sanjana ke aas-paas bhi mat dikhna…”
“ek hee school me padhte hai aise kaise sambhav hai ye… ki main uske aas-paas bhi na bhatku… ek kaam kariye, uske liye ek alag se school bana do… hardware ka business hai naa aapka…? bahut note chhapa hoga , toh khulwa do uske liye alag school aur Sunayana mam , teacher hai meri… main nahi bhi jaunga unke paas , toh wo aayengi mere paas… aur ab toh science quiz bhi hone wala hai… isliye Sunayana mam ke paas toh aana-jaana laga rahega…”
“tujhe aise samajh nahi aata hai na…”apni sleeves upar karte hue wo bola “abhi tujhe samjhata hu…”
Karan Naik ko apni sleeves upar karta dekh meri fat gayi ki yadi isne mujhe pelna chalu kiya toh bahut buri tarah se pelega… isliye Ranjan ne jo upay Karan Naik se bachne ke liye mujhe bataya tha, maine jaldbazi me Karan Naik se bachne ke liye istemaal karne ka socha… upay bahut simple tha.. bahut hee simple. Mujhe karna bas ye tha ki Karan Naik ke saamne se main teleportation ke dwara gayab ho jaun aur fir kisi aur ko teleport karke uske saamne khada kar du…. BUT Not physically…
“Jafar…”mujhe Karan Naik maarta uske pahle hee main bol pada , jab wo sleeves upar kar raha tha
“kyaa…”
“Jafar… Sanjana ka boyfriend hai , main nahi… main toh aise hee bas timepass hu , Sanjana ke liye… ek mind freshner ke taur par maan lo…”
“mind freshner...?? ye kya hota hai..”
“jaise mouth freshner hota hai naa.. usi tarah Mind freshner... same concept. real deal toh Jafar hai… mujhe pata hai, Naik ji … aap itna khunnas kyun khaye baithe ho mujhse… aapko lagta hai ki main Sanjana ka boyfriend hu.. par aisa nahi hai… Sanjana ka boyfriend toh wo Jafar hai… isliye kisi ko yadi kuch samjhana hai toh use samjhao… mera kya hai.. ekat-do mahine ke baad final exams honge..fir main waise bhi yaha se chala jaunga”
“ye Jafar kaun hai… kaha milega mujhe…”
“12th bio… mil toh school me bhi jayega par use bahar pakadna… ek baar hospital bhi aaya raha hoga, Sanjana ke sath… tab aapne nahi dekha tha kya use…?”
“us samay main , hospital me nahi tha… fir wapas aane pe Sunayana ne bataya ki Sanjana apne ek friend ke sath aayi thi aur fir jab tujhe us din raat me gate ke saamne dekha toh mujhe laga ki wo tu hoga… jo Sanjana ke sath hospital aaya hoga…”
“nahi.. main toh aaj first time aaya… apni mother-in-law ka reaction nahi dekha kya..? saaf jaahir tha ki main first time unse milne aaya hu… unhone abhi kuch der pahle kaha bhi tha ki do saal me kitna bada ho gaya main.. yaad karo..”
“ispar toh maine gaur hee nahi kiya…”
“ab main bata raha hu na… Jafar Sanjana ka boyfriend hai aur Sanjana se fatat le pyar karta hai… matlab paagal hai wo Sanjana ke liye, chhati me tattoo tak banwaya hai... mujhse ek din bol raha tha ki sholey ke Viru ke mafiq wo school ke chhat me paani wali tanki me chadhkar apne pyaar ka izhaar karega. Sanjana bhi ekdum true love karti hai. ”
“wo main dekh lunga… tu jaa yaha se…”
“thank you…”muskurate hue maine kaha
“tu muskura kyun raha hai...?”
“bas aise hee... aadat hai.”
Karan Naik ke jaane ke baad Main dialysis center ke baahar bahut der tak khada raha aur khud ko pelam pel shabashi deta raha… aur fir parking ki taraf pahucha, jaha maine bike khadi ki thi….
“badhai ho, Karan Naik... aap chodu ban gaye...”
“20 rs.” Maine jaisi hee parking area me khadi apni bike par chabhi ghusayi toh ek ladka mere paas aakar mujhse bola
“20 rs. Kaahe ke…”
“parking ka…”receipt mujhe dete hue wo bola…
“pahle batana tha, main bahar gaadi khada kar deta… aur parking ka paisa kyun le rahe ho be, gand toh hospital ke bill me hee faad dete ho, uspar bhi parking ka bhi paisa chahiye…. Kuch din baad visiting hour me aane wale logo se patients se milne ka bhi paisa lene lagoge… fir kuch din baad saans lene ke bhi paisa lene lagoge… kya karoge bhai itne paiso ka… tum logo ka pet kahe nahi bharta be…”
“arey , gyan mat chod … 20 rupaye de aur nikal…”
“wo toh nahi hai… isiliye toh gyaan de raha tha … ”
“mere ko apne jeb se bharna padega yadi tujhe jaane diya toh… Raseed kat chuka hai… paisa toh dena padega…”
“arey adjust kar lena… kahi.. idhar-udhar… kasam se , ek rupiya nahi hai…”jeans ki khali jeb baahar karte hue maine kaha
“kahe me adjust karu… dedh hazar toh milta hai mahine ka aur bolta hai adjust karu…”
“dekh main kal bhi aaunga, isi time pe… tab le lena … aaj aur kal ka ikattha… ab khush…”
“bharosha nahi hai… 20 rs. Bachane ke liye bade-bade rahis log parking me gadi nahi lagate fir tera kya bharosha…”
“paisa toh nahi hai mere paas… ek kaam kar, le 20 rupaye ka khoon nikal le…”apna hath uski taraf aage karte hue main bola
“main de deti hu…”tabhi ek madhur aawaz mere kaano me padi, jiske baad maine aur us parking waale ne madhur aawaz ke strot ki taraf apni nazre ghumayi....
“Sanjana tu, yahaaa…?”
ye betichod Karan Naik sab bak toh nahi diya. Saale ko silentely kaam karna tha naa... chutiya.
“Sanjana dekh, maine tere jija ko kuch nahi bataya…”Sanjana aage kuch bolti uske pahle hee main bol pada
“main tu tujhe yaha ye sev dene aayi hu, tu wahi bhool gaya tha… main aati nahi, par mom ne mujhe force kiya toh aana pada…”20 rs ka note us parking wale ladke ko dete hue Sanjana boli “ye lijiye bhaiya…”
“bhaiya...?”man girakar us ladke ne Sanjana ke hath se paise liye aur use aisa dekh main hasa…
“kya hua..? maine kam paise de diye kya use…”parking waale ke jaane ke baad Sanjana mujhse puchhi
“nahi… us ladke ki shakl dekhne layak thi… jab tune use bhaiya kaha tha toh…”
“toh isme kya galat hai…”
“jab koyi sundar ladki bhaiya bolti hai toh aisa lagta hai, jaise us ladki ne I love you ka jawab I have a boyfriend me diya ho…”
“kuch bhi…”
“chal good night…”kick markar main bola…
“itni jaldi kaha jaa raha… Starbeans chalega, aaj school me tu bol raha tha ki Starbeans ke hot chocolate best hai…”
“idhar bhi Starbeans hai…?”
“haan aur idhar bhi…. Ka matlab…?”
“Riya ke sath aaj gaya tha Vindhayanchal wale Starbeans me… tujhe yakin nahi hoga aaj kya-kya hua…”
“… achchha…”
“kabhi aur chale… aaj pet full hai…?”
“mera bhi pet bhar gaya ab…”
“chal fir, baju hat… warna accident kar dunga aur tu bhi yahi padi hogi ek bistar me... waise tera blood group kya hai...”
“O +Ve... tera kya hai...?”
“nahi bataunga....”
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“chale bhaiya… yadi pel liya ho toh…? waise Ranjan abhi yaha hota toh maja aata… Trio complete rahta humara…”Ved table par chammach bajate hue bola aur fir chammach bajate hue achanak use kya sujha… usne dusare hath me bhi ek aur chammach liya aur table ko drum ke maafiq bajane laga…
“ye kya kar raha hai…”maine puchha
“dhun bana raha hu, par dhun ban nahi rahi….”
“abbey saale…”
Kuch der baad bill-will pay karke main aur Ved waha se nikle , matlab Katni se nikle…. Ab Interceptor ki Kaman Ved ke hatho me thi…
“main ye soch raha tha Ved ki, us din Sanjay Gandhi hospital me jab Sanjana parking me mujhe Starbeans chalne ke liye boli thiiii… yadi main us din uske sath chala jata toh kya hota..?”
“shayad jo hua us-se bhi bura hota... aur waise bhi Tere Starbeans chale jaane se uske baad jo hone wala tha, wo nahi hota kya…? ”
dedicated to legendary actor Moin Sir
by involving his famous ~abbeyy saale dialogue.