Romance Three Girls of My Life

[Naina]

Update-31​

Par....

.... teachers wagerah se paise lootne ke baad jo collection hua... wo tha...

“bisak hazar ho gaye honge shayad... kyun, bhatti ..?”ginte hue Ranjan bola….

Meri toh gand hee fate jaa rahi thi,especially... jab se 12th me humne collection chaalu kiya tha. total chahiye tha mujhe 5000 , par 12th Arts ki akele ki collection 5600 thi. Jaisa ki maine kaha tha, Ved ki calculation galat nikli… kaha wo 5000 ka estimate de raha tha aur kaha yaha 20,000 jama ho gaye the, jiska bahut bada yogdan school staff ko jata hai.… ek tihayi toh unka hee tha.

Lunch ho chuka tha aur apni class me hum teeno paisa gin rahe the… kayi log hume note ginte hue aise laar tapka kar dekh bhi rahe the.. jaise kutte haddi ko dekh kar laar tapkate hai... maano, abhiyech 100 ka note main inki taraf fekunga toh ye muh se lapak kar pakad lenge... lawde........ saale.... burchatte.

are jab wo log aise paise ginte to kya atharva bhi aise nahi dekhta..

inme se kuch bio ke the toh kuch commerce ke bhi. wo hum teeno ko note ginte hue shayad soch rahe the ki hum ye paisa apne paas rakh lenge, makkari karenge… aish karenge. par aisa nahi tha, bilkul bhi nahi tha... Atharva Singh Bhattacharya Daruha ho sakta hai, par dhokebaz nahi. makkari toh thi hee nahi kabhi apne andar... baki kuch log zindagi me makkar zaroor nikal gaye, khair... wo alag baat hai. waise bhi ...kis class se kitna donation hua, kisne kitna diya uska pura list principal ke paas alreay pahuch chukka tha… jo ki humne nahi balki har class ke class representative ne banakar principal ko bheja tha….

“19,000... 19,500.....”

“sir, main Smiriti… 11th se… wo quiz ke liye aapse milna tha na…”main thook laga-laga kar note jama raha tha ki ye aawaz mere kaano me padi…

“kis subject ke base par…”uski taraf dekhe bina... maine paise ginne ka kaam jaari rakha...

“history pe sir…”

“arey mam.. aapne lagta hai , Principal sir ko thik se suna nahi… unhone quiz nahi, science quiz kaha tha… science… Science matlab... physics , chemistry and bio…”

Ye sunkar wo turant mayoos ho gayi aur wahi neeche dekhte hue khadi rahi…

“udas mat ho… tum intelligent hogi, no doubt... lekin ye field aapka nahi hai...”

Par mere aisa bolne ke bawzood naa hee uskke chehre ki mayoosi gayi aur naa hee uske sharir me koyi harqat hui. I mean wo jaisi udas hokar khadi thi, waise hee khadi rahi.... tas se mas naa hui.

“ok... humse ek question aisa puchho history ka, jo tumhe lagta hai ki uska answer kisi ko pata nahi hoga…”uska dil rakhne ke liye maine kaha

“main .... ?”

“haan.. tumhi.. puchho...”note ek side karke uski taraf dekhte hue maine kaha

“main.. main...kya…. … question puchhu”mayusi ke sath wo boli…

“yeeeee puchho…. 1 point…. hahahaha”ye bolkar Ved hasne laga, jis-se wo ladki aur jyada udas ho gayi…

“kya be.. tu bhi….”Ved ko mann hee mann do-char laat markar maine us ladki se kaha “ Aur Tum… tum udas mat ho… ek question fek ke maro iske muh me…”

“ab ye Arts waale Ved Sir ka muqabala karenge... abhi ek formula fek ke marunga toh pura arts tahas-nahas ho jaayega... aye.. bachchi... chal kalti ho..”

Par Wo ladki waise hee khadi rahi aur fir thode gusse ke sath Ved ke taraf dekh kar thode tej aawaz me boli… actually , thode tej aawaz me nahi, balki bahut tej aawaz me... jiske kaaran waha mauzood sabhi logo ka dhyan ab idharich tha....

“mere papa brahman, bhai kashtriya, main vaishya aur mera beta shudra… ye kaise hoga ye batao…”

“aiseeeeeee…. Hoga... 2 point….”itna bolkar Ved abki baar bench par lotne laga, jiske kaaran mujhe bhi hasi aa gayi... waha mauzood baaki ke students bhi hasne lage... alag hee piece hai Ved bhi.

“ye kya point-point kar rahe hai aap… uttar dijiye…”wo fir cheekhi

“jaba… jabba…. Jaba… arts ki hokar tu science quiz me participate karne aayi hai... apni aukaat me raha karo tum arts waale... chal kalti ho.. idhar se.. chal khisak .. foot.. foot... Ved Sir, arts waalo ko jawab dena to door, baat tak karna apni shaan ke khilaf samajhte hai... GET OUT”Ved bola

“ bahut sciene waale ban rahe rahe ho, jaise gravitation ki khoj aapne hee ki ho aur yadi itna hee ghamand hai tohdo din ka time hai… kisi se maloom chalega toh bata dijiyega aur yadi nahi maloom chala toh , sorry bolkar mujhse answer pata kar lijiyega…” aur fir meri taraf dekh kar boli

“bye…sir… and I wish .. ki ye badtameej aapka jyada din dost naa rahe”

“bye...”maine kaha

“yar, Atharva... ye school ki saari ladkiya tere se itna achchhe se baat karti hai... lekin mujhse baat karte hue aise jatayengi maano, pichhale janam ki koyi dushmani ho inki mere sath.... jabki hum dono same to same hai... height, colour, study, personality, brain...”

“abhi tune jo kiya , uske baad bhi ye sawal puchh raha hai....? chal note gin...”

Yeh buri baat.. chahe science ho ya commerce ho ya arts... baat aukat ki nahi baat talent ki hai... Aur is mamle mein veda ka 0 hain... are itni himmat hai yahin baat sunayana mam se bolke dekho

Maine, Ved aur Ranjan ne pure note gine, sabhi noto ko jamaya , total hua... 22970

“chal…”Ved meri tie kheechte hue achanak se uth khada hua...

“kaha.....? aur........... yahhaaaa bolke point mat chadhana bhosdike... gand fad dunga...”

“Gupta se bachna hai ki nahi…?”

“haan…”

“chal fir mere sath… Ranjan tu bhi chal… ek kaam kar, Ranjan tu mat chal... tera baap Gupta ko hee maarne ke liye daru pi ke ghusa tha school me... tujhe dekhte hee bamak jayega Gupta”

“chal naa.. main bhi chalta hoon.. door khada ho jaunga, jaha se Gupta dekh naa paaye...”

“fir kyun jaa raha... jab action scene me tu rahega hee nahi toh...?”

“tum dono thode famous ho , school me... tum dono ke sath ghumunga toh do-char log dekhenge... fir shayad unka mujhe dekhne ka najariya badal jaaye...”

“chal fir tu bhi... waise bhi tu ab Garib Gang ka member hai...”

Hum teeno baahar aaye… pahle class ke bahar aur fir school ke bahar… jaha lunch time me Gupta ji ek hotel me baithkar lunch kiya karte the… us hotel me pahuchne se pahle hee Ranjan humse alag ho gaya aur hum dono hotel me ghuse... jaha Gupta ji ek table par baithkar lunch kar rahe the….

“good afternoon sir..”Gupta ji ke thik saamne jakar Ved bola… “Atharva , tu Gupta sir ko dhoondh raha tha…. Yaha hai Gupta ji… chal…. Sir ke pair chhu kar aashirwad le…”

“aashirwaad… pair chhukar… kyuun…”maine khud se kaha…

Ved mujhe yaha le toh aaya tha, par abhi tak bataya nahi tha ki usne socha kya hai.... par ab jab Ved ne bol diya tha toh pair chhuna bhi jaroori tha, Warna Gupta ji Bur maan jaate. mujhe dekhte hee Gupta ji turant ekdum se gusse me aa gaye, maano mujhe yahi dhar ke pel denge… par pel nahi sakte the. Atleast yaha toh nahi, page number aur answer ka question puchhe bina toh bilkul bhi nahi... aise achanak kisi ko pel dena.. ye unka procedure nahi tha. mujhe waha apne saamne dekhna... ye unke liye unexpected tha kyunki aaj toh wo mujhe pelne ke vichar me do roti jyada khaye honge aur ab Ved hum dono ko aisi situation me daal diya tha ki…..

“arey sir, aaj iska birthday hai….”Gupta ji aur mere beech tana-tani bhaanp kar Ved turant bola...

“mera birthday…? Birthday… achchha haan… haan sir, aaj mera birthday hai…”Gupta ji ke pair ki taraf hath badhate hue maine kaha…. “aur sir aaj aap hotel wale ko paise mat dijiyega… bill hum pay kar denge…”

waise yeh khushi ki baat hai bahot saare paise jama ho gaye hai... ab shayad sanjana karvi baatein na kare usse..
kya Gupta ji indono k baaton mein aa jayenge...?
. kya atharva ko baks denge is baar ke liye....?
kya pehle bhi aise hi students ko birthday ke chalte baks diya tha?
Let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills gyani sir

 

[Naina]

Update-32​

“arey aisa kyun kar rahe ho… koyi jaroorat nahi hai…”turant Gupta ji apne tevar badalte hue thode shant man se bole... ab unka ye tevar mere birthday ka sunkar badla ya fir unka bill main pay karunga... ye sunkar... is bare me main aaj tak suspence me hoon.

“aaj mera birthday hai... sir aur aap hee ekmatra aise teacher hai, jo tab se is school me hai, jab se main hoon… aapke saamne hee pale-badhe hum log. Aapke dar aur maar ke kaaran hee toh Sanskar Valley me ab bhi Sanskar hai. warna hum bhi Government school ke ladko ki tarah bus stand me ladkiyo ke peechhe ghoom rahe hote, sitiya-baji kar rahe hote... aap inspiration ho sir, humare liye…. Hai school ke itihaas me aapke aalawa koyi dusara teacher… jo bina book ko hath lagaye, pura subject padha de… kyun , Ved ... hai koyi aisa... bol... Ved...? Bol bhai.... abey bolegaaaa....”

sukar hai Gupta ji ko diabetes nahi warna stock aane mein zyada waqt nahi lagta...
waise ye jo atharva mithe bol, bol raha hai, kahin ye guru veda ne to nahi likh diya.. ki is tarah se bolna..

“nahiiiiiiiiiii.....”apna hath upar uthate hue Ved cheekha aur Gupta ji ko salute kiya “jai hind , Sir...”

“thik hai.. thik hai… ab jao yaha se…”

“Jai Hind, sir….”Ved ki dekha-dekhi maine bhi Gupta ji ko salute kiya

“ye sir aapke liye....”apne jeb se do naye pen nikal kar mujhe dete hue Ved bola “ Atharva , ye toh tu sir ko dena hee bhool gaya... sir ko gift karne ke liye hee toh kharida tha tu kal...”

“arey haan.. achchha hua.. tune yaad dila diya... warna sir kahte ki rukhe-sukhe aashirwad le liya....”Gupta ji ko daant dikhate hue maine kaha jiske baad unhone bhi mujhe daant dikhaye.... I mean, pen lete hue muskura diye... Ved ne pen kab kharid lliya...?

“isme laal pen toh hai hee nahi...”dono pen ko jeb me rakhte hue Gupta ji ka bas itna bolna hee tha ki ... main waha se turant bhaga, dukan se 5 waala ek red pen liya aur turant Gupta ji ke paas pahuchkar bhet swaroop unhe diya...

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“kya lagta hai… Gupta maan gaya hoga…”wapas school ki taraf aate hue Ranjan ne mujhse puchha…

are wah guru veda ne akhir Kar bacha hi atharva ko....

“ye toh ab class me pata chalega… Ved , tu pen kab kharid liya tha be...…?”

“Mira se manga ... jab tu pure school me bheekh maang raha tha toh... pahle toh wo dene se mana kar di, lekin jaisi hee usko apna pura plan sunaya toh turant de di wo pen. kasam se, ab main Sunayana mam se pyar karta hoon, warna ... usich time Mira ko I Fuck you kah deta.... mast ladki hai yar, choda nahi rahi bas... ”

“choda toh rahi hai... par tere se nahi ”ye ek aisi line thi.. jo mere aur Ranjan ke muh se ek sath nikli... jise sun Ved ki ek pal ke liye gand fat gayi ki kahi El Dorado wali raat ki tarah hum dono fir se toh uski nahi maarne waale aur sach kahu toh ye vichar tha bhi mera.... Ranjan ka pata nahi

“tu paise de... itna mast-mast idea diya hu...” topic turant Mira se change karte hue Ved ne bhikhariyo ki tarah apne hath failaye

“sala , consulting fees lekar hee maanega … lagta hai… par abhi bhi ek problem hai… wo Karan Naik, pelega mujhe… aur yadi us-se bachne ke liye ghar me bata diya toh ghar wale bhi pelenge aur defend karne ke liye kuch hai bhi nahi mere paas … kya bolunga ki… raat me daru ke nashe me akeli Sanjana se milne jaa raha tha to Karan Naik ne mujhe roka aur fir maine patthar utha kar use maar diya… ? mahtarichod, bitiyachod, burchatta, bursungha jaisi gaali bhi di... wo alag. waise kya dum laga kar maara tha saale ko… ab bhi dard de raha hoga usko… yadi ye baat ghar me pata chali toh mommy toh danda lekar pichhwada toh laal karegi hee, baapu bhi apni rum ke khatam hone ke gum me ulta maarega... Ved , tu mere friends ranking me no.1 sthan par hai... iska bhi kuch jugaad bata ”

“Karan Naik wala problem se nikalne ka idea hai mere paas… par main sure nahi hu ki ye work karega ya nahi…”Ranjan kuch sochte hue bola

“idea bata..”main khushi se puchha

“par main sure nahi hu…”

“bata toh… work main aur Ved karwa lenge…”

“wo tujhe na pakde isliye kisi dusare ko pakadwa de…. Samjha..?”

“kya samjha…? thoda explain kar… ek toh wo history ka question daag kar gayi hai, usko bhi samajhna hai abhi... aur tu ab samjha… samjha kar raha hai… seedhe-seedhe bol…”

Jiske baad Ranjan ne mujhe samjhaya ki mujhe kya samajhna chahiye… jise sunkar main samajh gaya ki shayad Karan Naik ko apne raaste se hatane ka Ranjan ka ye idea kaam kar sakta hai… khair wo baad ki baat thi.. abhi ek aur problem thi aur wo thi Riya Rose…. Us-se bhi toh baat karni thi… waise use samajh jaana chahiye ki, main ek ladka hu aur ek ladke ki kuch sharirik jaroorate hoti hai… jaise ki............................................... daru. tum logo ne sex samjha naa..? ashleel, sanskarless people

karan naik ko lekar jo problem hai wo bhi lag bhag khatam....

Anyway.... toh use samajh jaana chahiye ki, main ek ladka hu aur ek ladke ki kuch sharirik jaroorate hoti hai… jaise ki daru. jise ladke ko pura karna hota hai aur kabhi-kabhi isme ladka bahak bhi jaata hai… ise normally lena chahiye… lekin wo toh is samay apna gaal fulaye, gubbare ki tarah… school ke garden me baithi hui thi, jaha lunch time me aksar jhaant barabar launde-laundiya kuda-fandi karte the, jhula-vula jhoolte hue khela karte the. Riya Rose se milne main bhi wahi jaa pahucha…. Ved , Riya Rose ke liye bhi ek alag plan bana raha tha... lekin maine use rok diya aur wapas class bhej diya... kyunki Riya Rose meri territory thi aur yadi yaha bhi main haar gaya yaa mujhe Ved ki jaroorat hui toh.... fir laanat hai mujhpe

Door se Riya ko dekh kar mujhe laga tha ki wo garden me aise hee apna samay kaatne ke liye baithi hogi, par fir jaise-jaise main uske najdeek jata gaya mujhe abhas hua ki wo koyi painting bana rahi thi aur usi style me ghaas ke upar baithi hui thi, jis style me us din park me baithi hui thi, jab mera pair pipe me fas gaya tha aur main uske saamne gira tha… aur us din ki tarah main aaj bhi uske peechhe khada tha… mujhe kahna toh nahi chahiye, par peechhe se Riya ko dekh ke mera mann machal utha aur tan bhi _/\_

“kya bolu… ? hiiii…? Nahi, seedhe pair pakad kar peechhe ghaseet leta hu isko aur maafi maang leta hu… nahi, is-se ghanghor beizzati hogi, ye sahi nahi rahega…. Direct I love you ,bol du kya.. ? par Ved toh bol raha tha ki ladkiya, I love you ka jawab hamesha naa me hee deti hai,... toh fir kya bolu…? Is-se science quiz me participte karne ka puchhta hoon … ye sahi rahega...”

“nahi yar, nahi karegi… ye toh painting wale me jaayegi… fir kya puchhu…??????”

“yeeee puchh… -1 point…”khud se khud pe point chadhate hue main mann hee mann me bola ... -1... –Ve sign isliye, kyunki ... Vigyan ki bhasa me bolu toh yaha gravity ke against main dusaro par nahi balki khud par point chadha raha tha aur yadi hindi bhasha me explain karu.. toh yaha Karta bhi main tha, Karak bhi main tha aur karm bhi main hee tha....

“ek kaam karta hu, is-se aaj ki tarikh puchh leta hu… nahi yar… fir”

“fir lawda puchhu kyaaaaaa…..” mann hee mann main chillaya… kash mere paas bhi 2.0 hota

Jiske baad main peechhe muda aur apna dahina hath saamne karke khud ko Riya ki taraf dhakela… iske baad, jaise main us din park me Riya ke bagal me gira tha, waise aaj bhi yaha garden me gira… jaise us din Riya mujhe dekhkar bhauchakki rah gayi thi , waise aaj bhi thi… par us din se kam… kyunki aaj wo shocked kam, gussa jyada thi… kyunki…. Kyunki… girte waqt maine uske hath ko anjaane hee dhakka de diya tha, jis-se uski painting bigad gayi....

“TUU…..mmmm.... tummm”itna bolkar Riya ruk gayi aur fir apne bayi hatheli ko baandhkar , daant peesate hue dheere-dheere boli “CONTROL… RIYA..… just ignore him….”

“... aise.. kaise... ignore...”

Riya apni band mutthi, apne sar me dheere-dheere markar control… control bolne lagi aur jab bahut der tak wo aise hee karte rahi, I mean apne sar ko apni band mutthi se sahlati rahi toh mujhse dekha nahi gaya aur main bola…

“sar dard de raha hai kya…? Kamal hai, daru maine pi… hangover tumhe ho gaya… waise aaj tum paani peene nahi gayi , R.O. ke paas… main kabse wahi line me laga hua tumhara intezaar kar raha tha , taaki tumko line me naa lagna pade...”

Maine kahaa... Main toh bas kisi tarah conversation shuru karna chahta tha, par wo mujhe ab aise dekhne lagi jaise wo Sanjana ho aur uske naam pe donation lene ke baad maine paise use diye hee na ho… ekdum cold blooded… andar bahut kuch tha, lekin chehra ekdum shant… gambhir… fir usne apni painting ki taraf dekha… aur jab usne apni painting ko dekha toh , maine bhi dekha…

“ise main ek hafte se bana rahi thi…”wo shant swar me bas itna boli…

Uski painting ke beecho-beech black colour phail gaya tha... jo ki mere neeche girne ke karan uske hath me dhakka lagne ki vazah se hua tha…. Main toh soch raha tha ki us din park ke mafiq neeche girkar style me use, heeyyy Rosie bolunga aur wo mujhe … how funny… bolkar haste hue maaf kar degi aur gale laga legi… par aisa hua nahi… mera plan bhi perfect tha, execution bhi perfect tha… lekin result nahi.... Ved ko hee plan banane dena chahiye tha. ye sab mere sath hee kyun hota hai...

Pata nahi, shayad main hee chutiya hoon......

ye har baar kaam kyun bigad deta hai...
kya ye wohin painting hai.. matlab wo challenge wali baat... ki koun zyada badhiya painting kar sakti hai? kya usi ke liye ye painting bana rahi thi riya..
Khair... Khair ant bhala to sab bhala kam se kam Gupta ji aur karan naik wala case solved kar diya veda aur ranjan ne...
Let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills gyani sir

 

[A.D Rock]

Riya aur sanjana dono painter ki maa bimar aur arthava ne bari bari dono ki painting bhi kharab ki aur ab dono usse naraz...kafi similarity se kaand kr raha hai koi bhed bhaav nahi

 

[The_Punisher]

Update-27​

Riya ke call disconnect karne ke baad maine Riya ko fb me jis photo ki painting banana hai, uska link bhej diya… taaki kaam chalu rahe. Baaki husband-wife ke beech ye Ladayi-jhagda toh chaltaa hee rahta hai. Waise jab main link bhej raha tha toh mujhe aabhas hua ki… ab toh wo mujhse baat bhi nahi karne wali , painting kya khaak banayegi… lekin fir bhi maine link bhej diya... taaki wo aur jal-bhun jaaye...

Riya ko messege karne ke baad main ghar ke darwaje par taala markar , Jafar ko gaaliya dete hue Sanjana se milne ke liye ravana hua…

“Silky…. Silky .... Silky-Milky.... lol.... waise sahi hai, doodharu ladki hai Sanjana. abeyyy Sanjana… khol.. apna................... darwaja...”uska darwaja lagatar peet-te hue main bola aur tab tak uska darwaja peet-ta raha jab tak ki Sanjana ne darwaja nahi khola….

“tu kaun….?”usne mujhse puchha

“pahle ye bata tu kaun hai... matlab...aap kaun hai”

Aaya toh main Sanjana se milne tha, par darwaja Sanjana ne nahi khola tha, ye toh koyi aur tha… lagbhag 6ft lambi height wala bhari-bharkam sharir liye ye prani , ye Sanjana nahi thi… ye toh koyi Nar tha aur Sanjana…. Sanjana toh maada hai… sexy maada.



“Karan Naik…. Sunayana ka husband…”

“ Mr. Sunayana… ? lol... anyway... Sanjana kaha hai…”darwaje se ghar ke andar nazar maarte hue maine puchha

“kyun…?”jaha se main andhar jhak raha tha Karan Naik , wahi saamne khada hokar mujhse puchha “tum kaun ho..”

“main...? mujhe nahi jaante...? main Atharva Singh Bhattacharya, 12th Mathematics, The Topper of Sanskar Valley… Sanjana ka friend, hum dono ek hee school me padh rahe hai, chaar saal se... hehehe… hahaha.... huhuhu...”

“ek hee school me padhte ho ya na padhte ho… mujhe us-se kya… Sanjana se kaam kya hai....? aur daant kyun faad raha hai..”

“bas aise hee… bore ho raha tha ghar par toh.. socha…”

“time dekha hai tune…raat ke 9 baj rahe hai…”

“arey aap use bulaye na… sidhe...faltu me dimag....” Karan Naik ke sawal-jawab se pareshan hokar maine kaha

“taav kise dikha raha hai be… chal nikal..”

“sorry…?”

“chal nikal yaha se… Sanjana se nahi milega tu..”mujhe dhakka dete hue Karan Naik bola…

Usne mujhe jaise hee dhakka diya main bhauchakka hokar wahi kuch der shant khada raha… maine ye kabhi nahi socha tha ki mere sath kabhi aisa bhi ho sakta hai, … ki koyi mujhe apne ghar se dhakka dekar waha se jaane ke liye kahega… uspar se wo ghar Sanjana ka hoga.... kabhi nahi. Ye toh ho hee nahi sakta. afterall, main pure school ka sabse lovable student tha… lekin abhi ye jo ho raha tha… Karan Naik pata nahi… kyun jabran phaile jaa raha tha aur us-se bhi buri baat ye thi ki main use kuch kar bhi nahi sakta tha… ek toh ghar uska, upar se sala danav ki tarah lamba-chauda… yadi uski tarah main bhi use dhakka deta toh peechhe main hee khisak jata… isliye mujhe chup-chap waha se chale jaana chahiye tha… lekin kyunki mere andar abhi rum tha, isliye main abhi numb tha… matlab main wahi khada raha… Karan mujhe ghoorta raha aur main use…

“yaha se apne aap jayega ya laat kha ke jayega…”

“abbey.. tuuuu... tu jaanta nahi mere ko aur main kya kar sakta hu tere sath…”maine ungali dikha kar Karan Naik ko darane ka prayas kiya

“achchha ….hahaha... Kya ukhad lega... bol”gate ke paas seedhiyo par baith-te hue wo mujhpar hasne laga... jis se mera dimag aur satakne laga.

“patthar maar ke bhag jaunga aur jhaant, tu mujhe pakad bhi nahi payega…”

“achchha… chal maar… yahi baitha hu main… chal maar… maar munna... ”puchkarte hue usne kaha

par main uske bahkave me nahi aaya, kyunki… ek toh main jaise hee patthar uthane ke liye jhukta, wo mujhe turant pakad ke peet deta. dusara.. waha neeche aas-paas koyi patthar bhi nahi dikh raha tha, isliye… main dheere-dheere reverse mode me peechhe jaane laga… jiske baad wo bhi khada hua aur andar jaane ke liye peechhe muda… tab… tab.. maine kinare gamle ke paas rakha ek patthar uthaya aur dum lagakar saale ki peeth me de maara…..

“madaaaaar...”turant peeth sahlaate hue Karan Naik peeche palta

“badhayi ho, aap chodu ban gaye…”Itna bolkar main turant waha se bhag liya… mere saamne uchkega....... lawda

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Karan Naik se ye meri pahli mulaqat thi. Mana ki Karan Naik is ghar ka mard tha lekin use fir bhi mujhse aisi baat nahi karni chahiye thi, ajeeb hee lad-nipor aadmi tha wo, jabran ka ladayi kar raha tha… par main uske bartaav se itna ashcharya-chakit nahi tha, jitna ki Sanjana ke bartaav se tha… mera matlab , jab Karan aur meri bahas ho rahi thi gate par toh Sanjana ko sunayi toh diya hee hoga fir wo bahar kyun nahi aayi…? Kahi Karan Naik hitler ke maafiq toh bartaav nahi karta Sanjana aur Sunayana mam ke sath…?

Abhi mera Sanjana se milne ka full mann tha. main ekdum sab kuch bata dena chahta tha, Sanjana ko... sath me ye bhi bata dena chahta tha ki kab-kab usko sochkar main mutth maara hoon.... Fir maa chudaye meri reputation, Maa chudayi dosti aur maa chudaye, Jafar . par burchodi ka Karan Naik ... wo bhosdi ka burchatta, ladkiyo ki bur sungh kar unki umra bata dene wala... bursungha... bitiya chod... mujhe Sanjana se milne nahi diya, par iska matlab ye nahi ki wo mujhe Sanjana se milne se rok lega… mere paas aur bhi raaste the, Sanjana se milne ke… 1st ye ki main Sanjana ko call karu… lekin uske paas toh mobile tha hee nahi, jiska reason main hee tha… isliye ye wala option xxxxxx nahi tha.

Dusara option ye tha ki main us-se wahi jakar aawaz du, jaha se sirf wahi sun sake… yani ki us jagah jaakar Sanjana ko aawaz lagau, jaha se usne mujhe cup fek-kar maara tha. Isliye aadhe raaste se main wapas Sanjana ke ghar ki taraf muda…

“Silky… Silky-Milky…. Silky baby… Sanju darling… Jafar ki item... Jafar Madarchod... ”neeche khade hokar Sanjana ko aawaz maarte hue main bola… par wo khidki pe nahi aayi

Isliye maine ek chhota sa patthar uthaya aur seedhe uski khidki pe mara… par patthar khidki par nahi laga.. isliye maine dusari baar try kiya , jo abki baar seedhe khidki me laga aur fir uske room me kuch halchal hui, jiske baad main apni is hoshiyari par khushi se uchhal pada aur jor se bola... Jafar Madarchod.

“TUUUUU… RUK SALE TU…. KHOON KAR DUNGA TERA MAIN… MADARCHOD” Khidki se apna sar nikal kar Karan Naik cheekha… jise dekh main wahi khade-khade ladkhadaya

“kya be ladchatt.... Mr. Sunayana...”

“Madarchod...”

“teri maa ko kab chod diya main... acha yaad aaya... tera baap nahi chod paa raha tha, tab bulaya tha mere ko.... ”

Aur itna bolkar maine bina der kiye ek aur patthar sadak se uthaya aur fir se Karan Naik ko nishana banaya… par abki baar wo bach gaya, dayichod aur patthar deewar par laga…. Jiske baad main waha se jitna tej bhag sakta tha, utni teji se ghar ki oor bhaga....

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Daru peene ke baad kya hota hai, kaise hota hai, uska parinaam kya hota hai... ye main zindagi me jara der se samjha. Par tab tak ye ho chuka tha. pahle toh nahi pata tha par ab jab bhi sochta hoon toh bahut saare dusparinaam Daru peene ke mujhe samajh aate hai, jinme se ek ye hai ki... Daru peene ke baad aur daru peene ka mann karta hai. us din bhi mera mann kiya aur maine piya bhi... Sanjana ke jija ka game bajane ke baad main apne ghar aaya... EL DORADO se aur daru nikala aur fir pani milakar level karne baad gatak gaya aur bahut der tak neeche farsh par leta raha.. chhat ki oor dekhte hue kuch sochta raha.... kya soch raha tha, kyun soch raha tha. nahi pata. Fir maine smell bhagane ke liye brush kiya, fridge se dhaniya patti nikal kar aise hee khaya aur ant me ilaayachi ke kayi daane. Khaana khane ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi, par yadi khana nahi khata toh Mommy jaroor mujhe uthati... bina khaana khilaye toh unhone aaj tak mujhe bukhar hone tak me nahi sone diya tha. isliye... maine apne hisse ka khana plate me nikala aur bahar ek gay ko khila diya aur girte-padte apne bistar par aa gira.....

Dusare din aankh khulte hee mujhe andaza ho chala tha ki maine bahut kuch kiya hai... kuch –kuch mujhe pura yaad tha aur bahut kuch jo mere dimag me aa raha tha, usme main confuse tha ki... maine sach me aisa kiya hai yaa fir ye meri dimag ki upaj hai.... yahi sab sochte hue main school ke liye taiyar hokar nikla aur Sanajana ke ghar ke gate se thoda aage khada ho gaya, waise toh pahle main bejhijhak uske ghar me ghus jata tha, lekin kal raat ke baad meri himmat nahi ho rahi thi … isliye main wahi khade hokar Sanjana ka intezaar karne laga… Sanjana toh nahi aayi, lekin peechhe se Ved jaroor aa gaya…

“Sanjana aa rahi hai kya…”

“pata nahi… main bhi usi ke intezaar me khada hu…”

“chal fir main , nikalta hu… Sanjana se baat nahi karta main..”Ved waha se aage badha

“ruk main bhi chalta hu… nahi aayegi, lagta hai…”uske peeche-peeche chalte hue maine kaha…

“tu ruka kyun nahi Sanjana ke liye…”

“isliyeeeee… 3 point…nahi ruka.. wo, uska jija aaya hua hai… sala mujhe ghar me ghusne tak nahi diya kal , dhakka dekar ghar se nikal diya... wo alag…”

“beizzaati kar di usne teri toh… hahaha”

“karne de.... main kaun sa topchand hu… jo koyi meri beizzti nahi kar sakta… waise beizzati se yad aaya, kal tu chala kyun gaya tha…”

“hat lawda… do log milke mujhe bully kar rahe the…”

Jiske baad hum dono kuch der ke liye kuch nahi bole aur fir jaise hee mujhe yaad aaya toh main turant bol pada...

“toh finally aaj se shuru…”

“aaj se shurru…?”

“competitions ki taiyari…”

“hum log kisme participate karenge…?”

“Quiz…? bas teesara bio se kisi ko dhoondhna hai…”

“Riya ko le le, hum dono ke beech me baithegi toh… mast maza aayega…”

“hawasi bsdk… wo waise painting me jayegi jaha tak mera anumaan hai…”

“Sanjana ke against…?”

“ab isme main kya kar sakta hu…”

“pelayega beta tu ab… in dono ke beech… khair, tension mat le…jab tak Ved Sir hai, koyi naa koyi raasta nikal lenge … Rosie ke sath baat kaha tak pahuchi…?”

“about that… thoda lafda ho gaya hai shayad….”

“ab kya ho gaya…”

“maine kal nashe me shayad bahut kuch bol diya hai use aur usse bhi badi baat ki.... yaad bhi nahi hai ki kya-kya bol diya hoon… tera EL Dorado toh gand Marado nikla… bas itna yaad hai ki maal-vaal bol diya tha use…”

“itne me bur nahi maanti ladkiya, upar se jab unhe maloom ho ki tu approach kar raha hai… wo gussa karegi, lekin andar hee andar bahut khush bhi hogi ki tune use maal kaha… messeges dikha mujhe, abhich do-teen messege bhej kar aar-paar karta hoon pura mamla…”

“aar-paar nahi karna hai, bhai aur yahi toh problem hai…”

“kya problem be… ab ye mat bolna ki ye tera aur Rosie ke personal messeges hai aur tu mujhe dikha nahi sakta, yadi aisa bola na toh tera pura kachcha-chittha uske saamne khol dunga aur tujhe Nagdi Gang me shamil kar dunga”

“Nagdi Gang...? acha, nagdi gang.....”



Nagdi Gang: Ved ki kalpanao me se ek kalpana thi Sexy Saahityakar aur usi Sexy Saahityakar ki kayi parikalpanao me se ek kalpana thi Nagdi Gang ... jisme apne virodhiyo ko wo automatically Nagdi Gang me shamil kar deta tha. jiska leader Vartmaan samay me Jafar tha aur Nagdi Gang ke members the, Jafar ke dost. Jafar ke laundi patane ke chalte Ved ne uski gang ko Nagdi Gang ka darja diya tha... wo use avval darje ka nagda manta tha.

Garib Gang: Sexy Saahityakar ki Parikalpanao me se ek aur kalpana ka parinaam thi ye Garib Gang. jiska leader wo khud tha aur jiska member main aur is gang me latest entry Ranjan ki hui thi. Usne facebook me group bhi bana rakha tha, Garib Gang ke naam se. hum dono aarthik roop se Jafar se thoda kamjor the... isliye usne gang ka naam Garib Gang rakha tha. Sanjana wo bridge thi, jo is Garib Gang aur Nagdi Gang ko jodne ka karya karti thi... ya fir ye kahu ki... wahi ekmatra kaaran thi, jiske kaaran Sexy Saahityakar ne in do kalpanik Gangs ko janam diya. naa wo Jafar se Set hoti, Naa hee main udas hota aur naa hee ye do gang bante.

“dikha messeges Riya Rose ke... abhi usko line me laata hoon... Ved Sir, ko halke me le le rahe ho tum log, abhi... mere charming personality se waqif nahi ho, lagta hai...”mujhse mobile chheen-ne ki koshish karte hue Ved bola

“arey ye baat nahi hai, actually… maine phone karke use sabkuch kaha tha…”

“tab toh aur badhiya… koyi proof bhi nahi hai uske paas… seedhe deny kar dena, yadi wo ilzaam lagaye toh… aur bolna ki saboot dikhao….”

“main kisi adalat me nahi ja raha, jaha saboot ki avashyakta hogi…. Aur yadi maine aisa kiya toh wo aur naraz ho jayegi…”

“wo toh… wo.. already hai Lord EL Dorado ki kripa se…. lekin is tarah se baat karne ka topic milega, baat aage badhegi aur fir koyi chutiya si harqat kar dena, jaisa tu aksar karta rahta hai… aur fir sorry… fir competitions ki baat kar lena… bas baat khatm… jab tak main hu, tension kyun leta hai… bas kal 100 rs de dena… consulting fees ke taur par. Abeyyyyy, wo Sanjana hai kya….?”

Sala ye rum ke nashe me kya kya kand kar diye atharva ne pehele to riya se baat karte katre kya kya bak gaya aur uske baad sanjana k ghar uske jiju k sath wala scene bahot funny update tha waise ye dono scene personal life se inspired lag rahe hai

 

[Yug Purush]

Sala ye rum ke nashe me kya kya kand kar diye atharva ne pehele to riya se baat karte katre kya kya bak gaya aur uske baad sanjana k ghar uske jiju k sath wala scene bahot funny update tha waise ye dono scene personal life se inspired lag rahe hai

Gib bribe.. Tb bataunga... Tb to riya rose ka address bhi de dunga

Riya aur sanjana dono painter ki maa bimar aur arthava ne bari bari dono ki painting bhi kharab ki aur ab dono usse naraz...kafi similarity se kaand kr raha hai koi bhed bhaav nahi

awesome analysis

sukar hai Gupta ji ko diabetes nahi warna stock aane mein zyada waqt nahi lagta...
waise ye jo atharva mithe bol, bol raha hai, kahin ye guru veda ne to nahi likh diya.. ki is tarah se bolna..

Sb sangati ka asar hai thoda bahut feku to Atharva bhi hai

Yeh buri baat.. chahe science ho ya commerce ho ya arts... baat aukat ki nahi baat talent ki hai... Aur is mamle mein veda ka 0 hain... are itni himmat hai yahin baat sunayana mam se bolke dekho

Sunayana mam se suspend karwana hai kya Ved Sir ko

. Aur koi bhi le lo agar use riya se milwana hota to vo wahi rone gane ki tarah milwata including me, main bhi kuch waisa hi likhta lekin tabhi aap unique ho apka sochna unique hai. Kyun ki us moment ko apne itna funny aur itna gazab bana diya ki meri hansi chhut gayi. It was the best end of the chapter, kyun ki wahi to chapter ki shuruwat thi, FB request... bhai you are the legend.... it is an honor reading this... tussi great ho pajji

Thank you bhai.. Acha hua sugar ka marij nahi hoon.. Warna nipat gaya hota.. Itna comment ek sath padhkar

jab wo log aise paise ginte to kya atharva bhi aise nahi dekhta..

Ye badhiya concept lagaya hai ju ne baat to aapki bhi sahi hai..

. Aur koi bhi le lo agar use riya se milwana hota to vo wahi rone gane ki tarah milwata including me, main bhi kuch waisa hi likhta lekin tabhi aap unique ho apka sochna unique hai. Kyun ki us moment ko apne itna funny aur itna gazab bana diya ki meri hansi chhut gayi. It was the best end of the chapter, kyun ki wahi to chapter ki shuruwat thi, FB request... bhai you are the legend.... it is an honor reading this... tussi great ho pajji

Thank you bhai.. Acha hua sugar ka marij nahi hoon.. Warna nipat gaya hota.. Itna comment ek sath padhkar...

. Aur launda apna atharva usne wahi kiya jo ek launde ka nature hota hai ek pal ke liye gussa fir vapis aa gaya hanste hue, kehte hain na hanste hue chehre ke piche ka gum bahut gehra hota hai. Aap bhale hi manoranjan de rhe ho par ye sab choti chizen mein observe kr hi leta hun kyun ki ye sach hai bhai...

Shat pratishat satya kaha...

Mira wala scene sahi tha meko ved bahut hi sahi lagta hai kya kha kar sochte ho aise namuno ko bhai

Yaha Atharva ke muh se utni gaali nahi dilwani hai... Bas wahi kaam Ved mar raha hai.

Update - 12

Riya rose aur pani ki tanki, thande pani ke liye bhaut bhatkana padta tha bhai aur staff ke liye alag RO apne schul ki kuch racisim ki yaad dila di bhai sala school se hi racist the log aur ilzam hum pr lagate hain lekin apne jo samjhaya aur jo bataya vo kamal ka tha. mtlab ek number. Sometimes i feel like ki aap sachai ko samne rakh dete ho bas naam badal jatte hain kirdaron ke ... Par jo bhi kaho vo pani wala idea blkul school ke chokron mafik tha lul wala jokaam aa gaya... Riya mereko abhi tak samajh nahi ayi bhai, bholi hai ya chalak lekin launde ka dil tutega to bholi nahi hogi, kuch to raaz dabbe rakhe hai isne bhi... ant tak atte atte bullu sir ki jhalak dikhne wali hai jo agle update mein hai Anyways bhai, ek number aptrateem ho aap....

Jise aap bulla samajh rahe wo Gupta ji honge... Bulla class teacher hai aur Gupta ji chemistry ke... Dono attendance register lekar ghoomte hai.. Isliye shayad confusiya gaye ho Bulla ke kaand aage hai

rose aur pani ki tanki, thande pani ke liye bhaut bhatkana padta tha bhai aur staff ke liye alag RO apne schul ki kuch racisim ki yaad dila di bhai

sahi kahe ho

Ganna 2.0 ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi warna World War 3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 sab ho jayega tumhare sath apna woh apna khass banda hai



Waise Update mast tha bhai maza aa gaya padh kar waiting for next bahu

Arey bilkul.. 2.0 to 8th sem wala hai... Wo kisi helper rahega kya

Hero banne gaya tha zero ban ke rah gaya.. atharva har cheaze laparbahi aur jaldbaazi karta hai. Uska abhi jo bhi halat hai , uska jimmedar khud hai.. atharva ka sahi character development kar rahe bhai...

Jimmedar Atharva hoga.. No doubt but puri tarah nahi...

aur ye ranjan ne kya samjhaya jo atharva samajh gaya .. karan naik ko apne raste se hatane ke liye ..

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aur ye daru sharirik jarurat kabse bann gayi .

Bimar ho jata hu mai yadi daru nahi peeta to.. Isliye sharirk jaroorat hai

Bahut badhiya update hai..... Gupta ji to man geye riya rose nhi mane.....
Waiting for next update

Mana lenge usko bhi bas aisich reboo dete rahne ka bidu

Update-32

गुप्ता जी से बचने के लिए अच्छा आईडिया था वेद का...
मेरे हिसाब से गुप्ता जी मान जाएंगे... आखिर बापस से लाल पेन के लिए जो कहा...

करन नैक से कैसे बचें... ये तो आगे ही पता लगेगा...

रिया को मनाने के चक्कर मे उसकी पेंटिंग खराब करदी...
ये तो कंगाली में आटा गीला बाली बात हो गयी

बढ़िया अपडेट as एजुअल...

Sahi guess marela tha ju ne red pen wali baat mention karke...

badhiya update
gupta ji ka chapter close kr diya pen dekar

ab karan naik ke chapter ka to ranjan ko hi pta ki wo kya karwayega in dono se
or riya ko manane ke chakkar m uski mehanat or kharab kr diya
sale ki kismat kharab h ya jyada hosiyari dene ke chakkar m pela jata h

Hota hai bhai is age me ladke khud ko jyada turrankha smajh lete h kabhi kabhi... Bas same concept

Update-32

गुप्ता जी से बचने के लिए अच्छा आईडिया था वेद का...
मेरे हिसाब से गुप्ता जी मान जाएंगे... आखिर बापस से लाल पेन के लिए जो कहा...

करन नैक से कैसे बचें... ये तो आगे ही पता लगेगा...

रिया को मनाने के चक्कर मे उसकी पेंटिंग खराब करदी...
ये तो कंगाली में आटा गीला बाली बात हो गयी

बढ़िया अपडेट as एजुअल...

Sahi guess marela tha ju ne red pen wali baat mention karke...

Yeh jafar to playboy nikla, pant shirt ki tarah ladki change kar raha hai.
Ladkiya hamesha aise ladko ko hi pasand karti hai..
Matlab yeh silky sanjana atharva ko gha bhi nahi dali aur jafar se set ho gayi...
Kamal hai yaar

Kadar hee nahi silky ko

Yaha pe kon galat sangat me pada hai patah nahi chal raha hai....
Atharv-ved ranjan ke galat sangat me , na ranjan in dono ke galat sangat me..
Ranjan aur uska baap insaan aach6e hai but market me unka naam kharaph hai .
Aage dekhte hai kya hota hai

Ye sahi kaha... ranjan galat sangat me hai ya ved aur atharva.. Epic

Arre bhau kya mast peki jabardast likh rahe ho, bole to jhakass, fadoo ekdum rapchik ki mafik update diyla ho...
Jo kami sala school me rahgayi wo sab yahi per ho rahi aisa lag raha.... Ekdum sala dil se dimag se ya kahi se bhi soch kar likh rahe hoge per sala hamare pure jdilodimag me bas gaya he... Bole to pichle pure sarre update ek sath pad ke phir dubara padke bhi sala pet nhi bharta bhai.... Aur in sarre update padkar jo khusi mili he sala sabdo me baya nhi kar sakte.... Sala her-ek charachter apne aap me best he, bole toh bc apne is tarah se sabko place kiya he koyi banda itni si bhi kami nhi likal sakta..... Me sala kabhi kabhi ye bhi sochta hu ki bhai aap itna sara maal-masala ke sath high rated story kaise likh leto....I was literally iamazed with your writing skill man and not from know but from when I just read your 1st story Arman from that time I got fascinated with your skilll.... I am blessed to read your story man....
Cholo chodo sala ye sab, story pe aata he thoda... Waise toh bolne ke liya sabd nhi he phir bhi apun ko kuch bolna paddega....Waise dekha jai toh Ved babu ko lagta he jaldi hi Mira ki lene ko milenge(sathme gand sughne ko)

Jis tarah se mira ki baat chal rahi jaldi hi wo din jaldi aaye eishi meri duwa he..... Aaage apne Gyani bhau ke upar he sab....
Waise bhai daru pike ke log kand bahot ache karte aur un kando ko dur darshak ban ke dekhna us per toh aur bhi sonne pe suhag....Aur sala ye Bhatti ( waise meri Principle ka bhi naam Bhatacharya tha bc, isliye sala ye naam se hi ango me sala chitiya dodne lagti he, isliye aage bhi Atharva ke sath jo bhi bura ho toh mujhse sahn bhuti lene ki apeksha na karee, apn to dil se chahenga sala Bhatti bur chatte ache se lage bc...Apko pata nhi bhai kis kis type ke Bhatacharya Principle ne atyachar kiye he hum per) Bhatti daru peekar mast saltaya Karan Naik ko.... Dekhte he aage aur kya kya kand hote....
Waise bhai Suynena Mam ke bhi thode bahot karname suru kar dijiye kabtak hum jaise Reader ko tadpayonge.... ab to sala softcorner bhi ban jaeinga Artharva ke liye, sala 20000 rs jo chanda kar ke de raha he.... Per lawda bhai apne kya dhasu plan likala chanda mang ke paisa kcollect karne ka...Waise bhi Bhatti apna sab ka favreite epar se Rajan ka hath kanda sala sabse paise likal liye...
Waise kuch bhi bolo Apke comic writing ki dad deni padegi.... Aise on the spot answer dena matlab bc harek ki bas baat nhi he...ye Sala Bhatti kese taw me bol deta he..... agar ye kala kisi bhi bande ko aagayi toh sala aage jakar kese kam likal na he ye ache aa jaienga....
Wiase bhai last me jo apne jo londiya layi he...ha wahi Arts wali pata he apan Arts walo ki ijat nhi karte Fir bhi londiya maal waal hogi Atharva Ved ke bich me bethkar Quiz me participate kara do....Aur londi kya question pucha tha last me....

ha sala sawal kafi acha que tha aur apun ko nhi pata iska jawab waise bhi history kamjor apun ki.... Per apun ko pata he AtharVed ke pass jawab hoga, dekhte he kya milta he....
Chalo bhai hogaye, itna likhne me hi gand phat gayi bc....
Thanks.... Keep Writting.....

Bas aisich padhte rahne ka apun likhte rahega.. Sunayana mam thoda busy ho gayi apni maa ke chakkar me nahi toh, de bhaka bhak andar-bahar
Thank you bhai aur wo question unique hai ek din main history padh raha tha.. Tab ek line dekhkar maine wo question bana diya.. Answer milega par thoda baad me...

abhi ek formula fek ke marunga toh pura arts tahas-nahas ho jaayega...

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When you mentioned it with this emoji.. I realized it was really funny

Ved did no good by mocking that girl, who speaks or talks like this, I did not like it. The idea of Ved fails, that's my wish. And whatever money came in the collection, he will give all the money to Sanjana or there is some other plan.

List pahuch gayi h Saxsena ji ke paas... Warna itne paiso se kya hee nahi ho sakta.. Wo bhi 2009me

Chapter 1 padh liya , ese self control karna padta hai ki sare ke sare updates aaj hi padh lu. Lekin time ka bhi dekhna padta hai. Bahut sahi laga aur aapki writing ki taarifo ke pull to pehle se hi bandhe hue hai to kya hi taarif karu. Maza aa gaya. Abhi sari ex ko visit karega aur sabka badla lega apna atharva. Dekhte hai konsi point pe konse angle se galti kari hai bhai ne. Ladka intelligent to hai ki apne bite hue kal ko reflect karke apni galtiyo se sikhna chahta hai. Aur wo paanch minute wait wala scene to gajab hi tha.

Intelligent??? Aage padho.. Intelligence mast dikhega btw pahle padha hota aur yahi comment us time koya hota toh plot thoda different kr deta main... anyway... Thanks

Atharva is talking sweet things to avoid beating, Ved and his words… and Atharva always intentionally scrape his wound. Which idea did Rajan say that you are hiding from us? Riya Rose... If Atharva presented himself as he is, then maybe everything will be alright.

Yep but then again he starts behaving like a player infront of Rosie and got his balls kicked

ek aur kaand kar diya. riya ko impress karne ki jagah depress kar diya launde ne. aur gupta ji ko kya pataya hai. 2 pen dekar maar khane se bhi bach gaye. aur update bhi mast tha bro.

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Hero banne gaya tha zero ban ke rah gaya.. atharva har cheaze laparbahi aur jaldbaazi karta hai. Uska abhi jo bhi halat hai , uska jimmedar khud hai.. atharva ka sahi character development kar rahe bhai...

Jimmedar Atharva hoga.. No doubt but puri tarah nahi...

aur ye ranjan ne kya samjhaya jo atharva samajh gaya .. karan naik ko apne raste se hatane ke liye ..

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aur ye daru sharirik jarurat kabse bann gayi .

Bimar ho jata hu mai yadi daru nahi peeta to.. Isliye sharirk jaroorat hai

Bahut badhiya update hai..... Gupta ji to man geye riya rose nhi mane.....
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Update-32

गुप्ता जी से बचने के लिए अच्छा आईडिया था वेद का...
मेरे हिसाब से गुप्ता जी मान जाएंगे... आखिर बापस से लाल पेन के लिए जो कहा...

करन नैक से कैसे बचें... ये तो आगे ही पता लगेगा...

रिया को मनाने के चक्कर मे उसकी पेंटिंग खराब करदी...
ये तो कंगाली में आटा गीला बाली बात हो गयी

बढ़िया अपडेट as एजुअल...

Sahi guess marela tha ju ne red pen wali baat mention karke...

badhiya update
gupta ji ka chapter close kr diya pen dekar

ab karan naik ke chapter ka to ranjan ko hi pta ki wo kya karwayega in dono se
or riya ko manane ke chakkar m uski mehanat or kharab kr diya
sale ki kismat kharab h ya jyada hosiyari dene ke chakkar m pela jata h

Hota hai bhai is age me ladke khud ko jyada turrankha smajh lete h kabhi kabhi... Bas same concept

Update-32

गुप्ता जी से बचने के लिए अच्छा आईडिया था वेद का...
मेरे हिसाब से गुप्ता जी मान जाएंगे... आखिर बापस से लाल पेन के लिए जो कहा...

करन नैक से कैसे बचें... ये तो आगे ही पता लगेगा...

रिया को मनाने के चक्कर मे उसकी पेंटिंग खराब करदी...
ये तो कंगाली में आटा गीला बाली बात हो गयी

बढ़िया अपडेट as एजुअल...

Sahi guess marela tha ju ne red pen wali baat mention karke...

Yeh jafar to playboy nikla, pant shirt ki tarah ladki change kar raha hai.
Ladkiya hamesha aise ladko ko hi pasand karti hai..
Matlab yeh silky sanjana atharva ko gha bhi nahi dali aur jafar se set ho gayi...
Kamal hai yaar

Kadar hee nahi silky ko

Yaha pe kon galat sangat me pada hai patah nahi chal raha hai....
Atharv-ved ranjan ke galat sangat me , na ranjan in dono ke galat sangat me..
Ranjan aur uska baap insaan aach6e hai but market me unka naam kharaph hai .
Aage dekhte hai kya hota hai

Ye sahi kaha... ranjan galat sangat me hai ya ved aur atharva.. Epic

Arre bhau kya mast peki jabardast likh rahe ho, bole to jhakass, fadoo ekdum rapchik ki mafik update diyla ho...
Jo kami sala school me rahgayi wo sab yahi per ho rahi aisa lag raha.... Ekdum sala dil se dimag se ya kahi se bhi soch kar likh rahe hoge per sala hamare pure jdilodimag me bas gaya he... Bole to pichle pure sarre update ek sath pad ke phir dubara padke bhi sala pet nhi bharta bhai.... Aur in sarre update padkar jo khusi mili he sala sabdo me baya nhi kar sakte.... Sala her-ek charachter apne aap me best he, bole toh bc apne is tarah se sabko place kiya he koyi banda itni si bhi kami nhi likal sakta..... Me sala kabhi kabhi ye bhi sochta hu ki bhai aap itna sara maal-masala ke sath high rated story kaise likh leto....I was literally iamazed with your writing skill man and not from know but from when I just read your 1st story Arman from that time I got fascinated with your skilll.... I am blessed to read your story man....
Cholo chodo sala ye sab, story pe aata he thoda... Waise toh bolne ke liya sabd nhi he phir bhi apun ko kuch bolna paddega....Waise dekha jai toh Ved babu ko lagta he jaldi hi Mira ki lene ko milenge(sathme gand sughne ko)

Jis tarah se mira ki baat chal rahi jaldi hi wo din jaldi aaye eishi meri duwa he..... Aaage apne Gyani bhau ke upar he sab....
Waise bhai daru pike ke log kand bahot ache karte aur un kando ko dur darshak ban ke dekhna us per toh aur bhi sonne pe suhag....Aur sala ye Bhatti ( waise meri Principle ka bhi naam Bhatacharya tha bc, isliye sala ye naam se hi ango me sala chitiya dodne lagti he, isliye aage bhi Atharva ke sath jo bhi bura ho toh mujhse sahn bhuti lene ki apeksha na karee, apn to dil se chahenga sala Bhatti bur chatte ache se lage bc...Apko pata nhi bhai kis kis type ke Bhatacharya Principle ne atyachar kiye he hum per) Bhatti daru peekar mast saltaya Karan Naik ko.... Dekhte he aage aur kya kya kand hote....
Waise bhai Suynena Mam ke bhi thode bahot karname suru kar dijiye kabtak hum jaise Reader ko tadpayonge.... ab to sala softcorner bhi ban jaeinga Artharva ke liye, sala 20000 rs jo chanda kar ke de raha he.... Per lawda bhai apne kya dhasu plan likala chanda mang ke paisa kcollect karne ka...Waise bhi Bhatti apna sab ka favreite epar se Rajan ka hath kanda sala sabse paise likal liye...
Waise kuch bhi bolo Apke comic writing ki dad deni padegi.... Aise on the spot answer dena matlab bc harek ki bas baat nhi he...ye Sala Bhatti kese taw me bol deta he..... agar ye kala kisi bhi bande ko aagayi toh sala aage jakar kese kam likal na he ye ache aa jaienga....
Wiase bhai last me jo apne jo londiya layi he...ha wahi Arts wali pata he apan Arts walo ki ijat nhi karte Fir bhi londiya maal waal hogi Atharva Ved ke bich me bethkar Quiz me participate kara do....Aur londi kya question pucha tha last me....

ha sala sawal kafi acha que tha aur apun ko nhi pata iska jawab waise bhi history kamjor apun ki.... Per apun ko pata he AtharVed ke pass jawab hoga, dekhte he kya milta he....
Chalo bhai hogaye, itna likhne me hi gand phat gayi bc....
Thanks.... Keep Writting.....

Bas aisich padhte rahne ka apun likhte rahega.. Sunayana mam thoda busy ho gayi apni maa ke chakkar me nahi toh, de bhaka bhak andar-bahar
Thank you bhai aur wo question unique hai ek din main history padh raha tha.. Tab ek line dekhkar maine wo question bana diya.. Answer milega par thoda baad me...

abhi ek formula fek ke marunga toh pura arts tahas-nahas ho jaayega...

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When you mentioned it with this emoji.. I realized it was really funny

Ved did no good by mocking that girl, who speaks or talks like this, I did not like it. The idea of Ved fails, that's my wish. And whatever money came in the collection, he will give all the money to Sanjana or there is some other plan.

List pahuch gayi h Saxsena ji ke paas... Warna itne paiso se kya hee nahi ho sakta.. Wo bhi 2009me

Chapter 1 padh liya , ese self control karna padta hai ki sare ke sare updates aaj hi padh lu. Lekin time ka bhi dekhna padta hai. Bahut sahi laga aur aapki writing ki taarifo ke pull to pehle se hi bandhe hue hai to kya hi taarif karu. Maza aa gaya. Abhi sari ex ko visit karega aur sabka badla lega apna atharva. Dekhte hai konsi point pe konse angle se galti kari hai bhai ne. Ladka intelligent to hai ki apne bite hue kal ko reflect karke apni galtiyo se sikhna chahta hai. Aur wo paanch minute wait wala scene to gajab hi tha.

Intelligent??? Aage padho.. Intelligence mast dikhega btw pahle padha hota aur yahi comment us time koya hota toh plot thoda different kr deta main... anyway... Thanks

Atharva aur jafar ka cold war shuru hogaya, yeh to hona hi tha pehle se hi iska mohal ban raha tha. Yeh ranjan ka character mujhe mast laga..
Atharva jo sanjana aur riya ke beech jo cold war shuru karna chahta hai uska kya hoga dekhte hai?

good update

nice update..keep it up.

Update - 11

Starting mein update sanjana wale kand par jami rahi par baad mein jo bulla ko apne explain kiya hai bhai, ma kasam maza aa gaya... Jab aap kisi character ko define karte ho uska andaz ek dum alag hi hota hai. Koi na koi uska ek key feature hota hai jaise apne bulla sirji ka hai behtarin updte tha bhai....

gupta ji ko jaal mein fasane ka kaam kar diya hai...great update bhai.

nice update

THANK YOU EVERYONE ​

 

[Moon Light]

Upfate 33

Riyaa Ki Painting khraab hui... kafi koshish ki Bhatti ne use manane ki par uske chehre pr hsi nahi aa rhi... Haar kar Bhatti wanha se chla jata hai...

Pani bharte time use Madhu se pata chlta hai ki Riya Ki Mom Bhi Hospital me Admit hain...

wese donation jyada hai to kyaa Riya ki bhi madad krega Bhatti
Kayde me karni to chahiye....

Interval ke baad bhatti bhagte huye Class me jaa rha tha tabhi milta hai use jafar....
Kya hoga ab... Jafar se kaise bchegA is Bar Atharva...

Waiting....

 

[Mr. Perfect]

Behad hi shandar update tha SGP bhai aur sorry bhai fir se busy ho gaya tha is liye nahi aa paya tha______
Ye bulla to gupta sir ki tarah hi harami wala master nikla. Aisa question kaun puchta hai bhai aur kis Shabdkosh me hai. Matlab ki students ki gaand maarne ke liye kuch bhi what the fuck_______
Sanjana silky ki baato ne atharva ko andar tak hila diya hai is liye ab wo usi ke bare me sochta rahta hai. Wo kuch bhi kar ke ab sanjana ki help karna chahta hai is liye donation ke liye school me sabse paisa collect karna chahta hai. Ved ka idea mast tha. Ab dekhte hain kitna collection hua hai_______

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“laa toh re… ek pustak de…”attendance lene ke baad Bulla ne apne saamne desk me baithe ladko se kitaab mangi…

“wo.. sir…”

“jaldi de nalayak...”

“ bhool gaya aaj…”

“mere Vishay ki pustak bhool gaya nalayak… ruk tu…”Bulla turant ek jhatke me bina koyi deri kiye hue khada hua aur saamne baithe dono ladko ka sar jhuka kar turant desk me sataya aur diya dono ki peeth me ek-ek mukka....

Aur class ek baar fir has padi… lekin main aur Ved chup the… kyunki hum dono Bulla ki maar bachpan se khate aaye the aur ye sab ab humare liye bahut purana ho gaya tha... dusare shabdo me kahu toh hum dono legend the aur bahut achchi tarah se jaante the ki kaha muh kholna hai aur kaha muh band rakhna hai… Bulla , book lekar unhi do ladko ke paas gaya... jo Vilom ke maar khane par sabse pahle hasne ki shuruat kiye the

“who was Tony Tail” Bulla ne pahle ladke se sawal daga..

“sir… he was a famous bowman…”

“huh… why was he famous…”dusare ladke ki taraf dekh Bulla ne puchha

“because he could kill a deer from miles away… sir..”

Bulla ke paas Gupta ji ki tarah bhrahmastra nahi tha ki wo page no. type kuch puchhkar kisi ko bhi peet de… lekin ek divyastra unke bhi astra-bhandar me tha… jisko unhone mantra padhkar prakat kiya aur jaise hee wo divyastra prakat hua, unhone chala diya use un dono ki taraf....

“ Otorhinoalaryngologist ka meaning bata….”Bulla ne agla sawal kiya

“yeee... ye kaisa word hai, sir… ye toh puri book me nahi hai… pure sylllabus me nhi hai, school ke”

“jhuk…. Tu bata be ,tere ko maloom hai kya…?”pahle wale ko jhuka kar dusare ladke se unhone puchha…

“iska matlab... hmm.. matlab wo ... hmmm... sir, this is basically nothing but it is something and very important to our life....”

“tu bhi jhuk…”

Dono ko jhaka kar Bulla dono ke peechhe gaya, badhiya mukka banaya aur diya dono ko ek-ek mukka

“disturb karta hai nalayak, attendance lete samay…. Chal baith…”

.un dono ko pelne ke baad Bulla board me ek passage chhapne laga aur ye aisa samay tha , jab Bulla Board me likhte samay peechhe mudkar dekhta tak nahi tha bas koyi dhamaka na ho… dhamaka isliye kaha, kyunki pure jeewan kal me sirf ek baar Bulla board me likhte hue achanak peechhe muda hai... wo bhi tab jab kuch khurafati ladko ne 8th me chalti class ke dauran patakha fod diya tha. main naam toh nahi bataunga un ladko ka... par unme se ek kaam naam A se chalu hota hai aur ek kaa V se....

“yadi kisi ko 5000 urgent chahiye ho toh kya karna chahiye….”Passage , mann hee mann me padhte hue maine Ved se puchha

“bheekh magna chalu kar de……”passage copy me utarte hue Ved ne jawab diya

“bheekh bhi magunga toh 5000 ek din me thodi milega… Sanjana ko aaj hee chahiye…”

“main ek baar apne mauseri bhai ke college gaya tha…”

“tu ab.... story mat suna yar….”

“arey sun toh le be... Ved Sir ke dwara kaha ek bhi shabd meaningless nahi rahta. Samjha... toh sun ab. main ek baar apne mauseri bhai Varun ke college gaya tha… mere bhai ke college me ek ladke ko liver infection tha, Varun ka batchmate tha shayad wo launda... ya fir junior.. confirm yaad nahi hai. us ladke ka family background kuch khaas nahi tha, toh mere bhai logo ne college me sabhi class me jakar donation ke liye appeal kiya…. 60 hazar jama ho gaye the aur college staff ko add kar lega toh 1 lakh shayad ”

“yaha thodi 1 lakh hoga…”

“1 lakh kise chahiye, tujhe sirf 5 hazar chahiye…1400 launde-laundiya humari wali shift me hai... 400 maan le absent honge, bache 1000… yadi sabne 5-5 rs bhi diya toh 5000 toh bade aaram se ho jayega…”

“jayega kaun donation magne…?”

“tu jayega aur kaun jayega…”

“tu bhi chal na , sath me… maza aayega”

“nope… field work tera hai… Ved Sir sirf marg dikha sakte hai, us marg par chalne, naa chalne ka nirnay swayam tumko karna hai… meri baat maan. next period bunk kar aur ghus ja sabki class me…”

“par bio me main nahi jaunga… Sanjana ke naam se Riya aur chidh jayegi…”

“yahi toh mauka hai be… uska dikha ki tera true self kya hai… genuine bande, isiliye reject hote hai… kyunki wo ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar me wo banne lagte hai, jo wo hai nahi… ab tu khud ko khiladi dikhata hai Riya ke saamne , isliye pela jaata hai tu. Sanjana bhi isiliye nahi pati. Riya Rose ko tu apna true version dikha. Isliye, Ved Sir ki baat maan aur kud jaa maidan-e-jung me... ise tu Riya Rose ka swayamvar maan ke chal... yadi jeet gaya toh Riya Rose varmala liye tera intezaar karti hue milegi... South Rewa Park me. Aise hee nahi maine khud ko Sexy Saahityakar ki upadhi di hai... bahut deep understanding level hai apna... logo ko sirf dekh ke hee main jaata hoon ki wo kis ladki ko soch kar mutth maarne ka soch rahe hai.... ”

“aur Gupta jo prayer hall me aankhe gadaye mujhe dekh raha tha… uska kya socha hai…”

“Gupta ji jaiso ko toh lawde ke neeche ande ki tarah latka ke ghoomta hoon main... lunch tak me uska bhi sochta hu kuch…. Tab tak tu ye kar.”

“thik se soch lena, bhai.... sabse main matter wahi hai… meri gand sabse jyada usi se fati hui hai…”

“tu bas ye soch ki students ko convince kaise karna hai…”

“wo mere pe chhod de... I Am The Deception King. if deception is an art, then I’m the fucking artist…. Bitch... Wo main kar lunga….”

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School me ladko se kuch bhi karwana hai toh pahle ladkiyo se wo chiz karwa lo, ladke bina kahe involve ho jayenge… fir chahe last year school me hua plantation programme hee kyun na ho… ek toh ye jitne boring kaam hote hai, Principal Saxsena sab mere matthe mad deta hai… last year bhi yahi hua tha. usne mujhe target de diya tha ki kam se kam itne students shamil hona chahiye, itne ped lagne chahiye , media wale bhi rahenge… humare aur humare school ke bare me news me bhi aayega… aisa bhi laalach diya tha Saxsena ne. mujhe pata tha yadi main seedhe ladko se kahunga, ped lagane ke liye toh wo mujhe dekhte hee bol denge ki…. Hatt lawda…. Isliye maine ladko se pahle , ladkiyo ko approach kiya aur jab ladkiya camer-vamera ka sunkar taiyar ho gayi toh, ladke apne aap shamil ho gaye the plantation programme me…. bas is baar bhi mujhe yahi karna tha… Bulla ka period khatm hote hee maine apne dono aankho ki putaliyo ko ungaliyo se halka-halka touch kiya… jis-se wo laal ho jaye aur main dukhi dikhu... fir har class me jakar apni laal, gamgeen aankho se ladkiyo ki taraf dekh kar Sanjana ki maa ki vyatha suna kar donation ki maang ki… donation ke liye maine Sanjana aur Sunayana mam dono ke naam ka istemaal kiya aur koyi nahi chahta tha ki humare school se do-do maal ek sath gayab ho jaye… kyunki yadi Sanjana ki maa mar gayi toh fir wo dono obviously kuch din ke liye school nahi aayegi… oops …dark comedy….. sorry Silky....

Paisa collect karne ke liye maine Ranjan ko bio ki class se utha liya aur pure school me ghooma… Ved ki calculation galat nikli usne 1400 students ka aakda diya tha , par wo bhool gaya tha ki isme kuch jhaant barabar soch waale nirlajj launde bhi shaamil the.. jinhe koyi fark nahi padta ki unki insult ho rahi hai ya nahi, unhone footi kaudi nahi di… udhar hum maar kha gaye paise collect karne ke mamle me… lekin uski kami Ranjan ne 11th,12th ke ladko se puri kar di… jo-jo ladka paisa nahi de raha tha… Ranjan uske paas jakar dhamka-dhamka kar paise nikalwa raha tha aur jo kahta ki uske paas paisa aaj nahi hai, wo kal dega toh Ranjan uska jeb check karta aur paise nikalne pe maarta alag tha…. collection karne ke dauran Teacher bahar nikal jaate the , isliye ye sab karne me Ranjan ko koyi khas dikkat nahi hui aur students se donation collect karne ke baad hum dono ne teachers ko pakda…. Mujhe chahiye toh tha 5000

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To Be Continued.....

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[The_Punisher]

Update no.28​

Peheli baat

mujhe nahi chahiye riya ka address
acha to aaj sanjana ka jija usko school chhodne aya hai aur jate huye wo usko kuch samaja raha tha ab wo kya bol raha tha ye samajna koi mushkil baat nahi hai jahir hai atharva se dur rehne ke baare me bol raha hoga isiliye shayad sanjana k muh utara hua tha
Ek toh bechari apne maa ko lekar pehelese hi pareshan uppar se atharva ki kal raat wali harkat ke wajah se uski pareshani aur bhi badh di
aur isme beijatee kaha se aa gayi sajana ne jo bhi kaha wo kadawa tha magar sach tha sanjana ko abhi uske jiju ki jaroorat thi isliye wo chah kar bhi uski baaton ko nahi tal sakti hai
toh agey se sanjna ne atharva ko uske ghar aane se bhi mana kar diya shayad ye baat bolte huye sanjna ko bhi utna hi dukh hua ho ga jitna sunte huye atharva ko hua
ya sanjana ne atharva ko tane isliye mare honge ki atharva usse naraj ho jaye aur usse duri banaye rakhe ab asal baat to sirf sanjna ko hi maloom
lagta hai aaj atharv ka beijaat hone ka din hai pehele sanjana wala kissa aur fir principal ke 3 baar kehene par bhi khada na hona
"Have a nice day" lagta hai ye baat aaj atharva ko lago nahi hoti
waise to ye baat bolne ki jaroorat nahi hai par just for a formality bol deta hun
Badhiya update tha ​

 

[Mr. Perfect]

Behad hi shandar update tha SGP bhai_______
In teen tilange ne to kafi paisa collect kar liya school me. 22k+ rupaya. Waise jab ye log paisa gin rahe the us wakt class ke baki students utna laar nahi tapka rahe hoge jitna atharva aur ved khud hi man hi man tapka rahe hoge_______
Art wali student ne ved se jo question pucha uska answer mujhe bhi nahi pata bhai aur mujhe lagta hai bahuto ko pata nahi hoga is liye iska answer jarur dena. Waise kisi ladki ki insult karna buri baat hai. Ved ne jis tarah se point chadhaye the agar us ladki ko pata chal jata to wo uski gaad tod deti usi wakt_______
Gupta sir ko patane ka ye idea kaam aayega ki nahi. Ye gupta to atharva ko aise dekh raha tha jaise wo abhi atharva ko bhasm kar dega. Dekhte hain ab kya karta hai gupta________

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.... teachers wagerah se paise lootne ke baad jo collection hua... wo tha...

“bisak hazar ho gaye honge shayad... kyun, bhatti ..?”ginte hue Ranjan bola….

Meri toh gand hee fate jaa rahi thi,especially... jab se 12th me humne collection chaalu kiya tha. total chahiye tha mujhe 5000 , par 12th Arts ki akele ki collection 5600 thi. Jaisa ki maine kaha tha, Ved ki calculation galat nikli… kaha wo 5000 ka estimate de raha tha aur kaha yaha 20,000 jama ho gaye the, jiska bahut bada yogdan school staff ko jata hai.… ek tihayi toh unka hee tha.

Lunch ho chuka tha aur apni class me hum teeno paisa gin rahe the… kayi log hume note ginte hue aise laar tapka kar dekh bhi rahe the.. jaise kutte haddi ko dekh kar laar tapkate hai... maano, abhiyech 100 ka note main inki taraf fekunga toh ye muh se lapak kar pakad lenge... lawde........ saale.... burchatte.

inme se kuch bio ke the toh kuch commerce ke bhi. wo hum teeno ko note ginte hue shayad soch rahe the ki hum ye paisa apne paas rakh lenge, makkari karenge… aish karenge. par aisa nahi tha, bilkul bhi nahi tha... Atharva Singh Bhattacharya Daruha ho sakta hai, par dhokebaz nahi. makkari toh thi hee nahi kabhi apne andar... baki kuch log zindagi me makkar zaroor nikal gaye, khair... wo alag baat hai. waise bhi ...kis class se kitna donation hua, kisne kitna diya uska pura list principal ke paas alreay pahuch chukka tha… jo ki humne nahi balki har class ke class representative ne banakar principal ko bheja tha….

“19,000... 19,500.....”

“sir, main Smiriti… 11th se… wo quiz ke liye aapse milna tha na…”main thook laga-laga kar note jama raha tha ki ye aawaz mere kaano me padi…

“kis subject ke base par…”uski taraf dekhe bina... maine paise ginne ka kaam jaari rakha...

“history pe sir…”

“arey mam.. aapne lagta hai , Principal sir ko thik se suna nahi… unhone quiz nahi, science quiz kaha tha… science… Science matlab... physics , chemistry and bio…”

Ye sunkar wo turant mayoos ho gayi aur wahi neeche dekhte hue khadi rahi…

“udas mat ho… tum intelligent hogi, no doubt... lekin ye field aapka nahi hai...”

Par mere aisa bolne ke bawzood naa hee uskke chehre ki mayoosi gayi aur naa hee uske sharir me koyi harqat hui. I mean wo jaisi udas hokar khadi thi, waise hee khadi rahi.... tas se mas naa hui.

“ok... humse ek question aisa puchho history ka, jo tumhe lagta hai ki uska answer kisi ko pata nahi hoga…”uska dil rakhne ke liye maine kaha

“main .... ?”

“haan.. tumhi.. puchho...”note ek side karke uski taraf dekhte hue maine kaha

“main.. main...kya…. … question puchhu”mayusi ke sath wo boli…

“yeeeee puchho…. 1 point…. hahahaha”ye bolkar Ved hasne laga, jis-se wo ladki aur jyada udas ho gayi…

“kya be.. tu bhi….”Ved ko mann hee mann do-char laat markar maine us ladki se kaha “ Aur Tum… tum udas mat ho… ek question fek ke maro iske muh me…”

“ab ye Arts waale Ved Sir ka muqabala karenge... abhi ek formula fek ke marunga toh pura arts tahas-nahas ho jaayega... aye.. bachchi... chal kalti ho..”

Par Wo ladki waise hee khadi rahi aur fir thode gusse ke sath Ved ke taraf dekh kar thode tej aawaz me boli… actually , thode tej aawaz me nahi, balki bahut tej aawaz me... jiske kaaran waha mauzood sabhi logo ka dhyan ab idharich tha....

“mere papa brahman, bhai kashtriya, main vaishya aur mera beta shudra… ye kaise hoga ye batao…”

“aiseeeeeee…. Hoga... 2 point….”itna bolkar Ved abki baar bench par lotne laga, jiske kaaran mujhe bhi hasi aa gayi... waha mauzood baaki ke students bhi hasne lage... alag hee piece hai Ved bhi.

“ye kya point-point kar rahe hai aap… uttar dijiye…”wo fir cheekhi

“jaba… jabba…. Jaba… arts ki hokar tu science quiz me participate karne aayi hai... apni aukaat me raha karo tum arts waale... chal kalti ho.. idhar se.. chal khisak .. foot.. foot... Ved Sir, arts waalo ko jawab dena to door, baat tak karna apni shaan ke khilaf samajhte hai... GET OUT”Ved bola

“ bahut sciene waale ban rahe rahe ho, jaise gravitation ki khoj aapne hee ki ho aur yadi itna hee ghamand hai tohdo din ka time hai… kisi se maloom chalega toh bata dijiyega aur yadi nahi maloom chala toh , sorry bolkar mujhse answer pata kar lijiyega…” aur fir meri taraf dekh kar boli

“bye…sir… and I wish .. ki ye badtameej aapka jyada din dost naa rahe”

“bye...”maine kaha

“yar, Atharva... ye school ki saari ladkiya tere se itna achchhe se baat karti hai... lekin mujhse baat karte hue aise jatayengi maano, pichhale janam ki koyi dushmani ho inki mere sath.... jabki hum dono same to same hai... height, colour, study, personality, brain...”

“abhi tune jo kiya , uske baad bhi ye sawal puchh raha hai....? chal note gin...”

Maine, Ved aur Ranjan ne pure note gine, sabhi noto ko jamaya , total hua... 22970

“chal…”Ved meri tie kheechte hue achanak se uth khada hua...

“kaha.....? aur........... yahhaaaa bolke point mat chadhana bhosdike... gand fad dunga...”

“Gupta se bachna hai ki nahi…?”

“haan…”

“chal fir mere sath… Ranjan tu bhi chal… ek kaam kar, Ranjan tu mat chal... tera baap Gupta ko hee maarne ke liye daru pi ke ghusa tha school me... tujhe dekhte hee bamak jayega Gupta”

“chal naa.. main bhi chalta hoon.. door khada ho jaunga, jaha se Gupta dekh naa paaye...”

“fir kyun jaa raha... jab action scene me tu rahega hee nahi toh...?”

“tum dono thode famous ho , school me... tum dono ke sath ghumunga toh do-char log dekhenge... fir shayad unka mujhe dekhne ka najariya badal jaaye...”

“chal fir tu bhi... waise bhi tu ab Garib Gang ka member hai...”

Hum teeno baahar aaye… pahle class ke bahar aur fir school ke bahar… jaha lunch time me Gupta ji ek hotel me baithkar lunch kiya karte the… us hotel me pahuchne se pahle hee Ranjan humse alag ho gaya aur hum dono hotel me ghuse... jaha Gupta ji ek table par baithkar lunch kar rahe the….

“good afternoon sir..”Gupta ji ke thik saamne jakar Ved bola… “Atharva , tu Gupta sir ko dhoondh raha tha…. Yaha hai Gupta ji… chal…. Sir ke pair chhu kar aashirwad le…”

“aashirwaad… pair chhukar… kyuun…”maine khud se kaha…

Ved mujhe yaha le toh aaya tha, par abhi tak bataya nahi tha ki usne socha kya hai.... par ab jab Ved ne bol diya tha toh pair chhuna bhi jaroori tha, Warna Gupta ji Bur maan jaate. mujhe dekhte hee Gupta ji turant ekdum se gusse me aa gaye, maano mujhe yahi dhar ke pel denge… par pel nahi sakte the. Atleast yaha toh nahi, page number aur answer ka question puchhe bina toh bilkul bhi nahi... aise achanak kisi ko pel dena.. ye unka procedure nahi tha. mujhe waha apne saamne dekhna... ye unke liye unexpected tha kyunki aaj toh wo mujhe pelne ke vichar me do roti jyada khaye honge aur ab Ved hum dono ko aisi situation me daal diya tha ki…..

“arey sir, aaj iska birthday hai….”Gupta ji aur mere beech tana-tani bhaanp kar Ved turant bola...

“mera birthday…? Birthday… achchha haan… haan sir, aaj mera birthday hai…”Gupta ji ke pair ki taraf hath badhate hue maine kaha…. “aur sir aaj aap hotel wale ko paise mat dijiyega… bill hum pay kar denge…”

 

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Update-33​

“Rosie, ye toh ekdum perfect hai……”

Par Wo kuch nahi boli….

“naraz hai…? Come on Rosie… itne achchhe ladke ki itni achchhi painting banane ke baad bhi tum mujhse gussa raho…? Aisa ho hee nahi sakta… aur yadi mujhpar gussa hoti toh tum meri painting yaha baithkar complete nahi karti balki ise faad deti… dekha, kya logic lagaya hai maine… de mukke pe mukka…” mukka banakar apna hath maine aage kiya , is aas me ki Ved ke mafiq Riya bhi mukka banakar mast degi... isi bahane use chhu bhi lunga...

Isiliye Daant dikhate hue maine apna hath aage badhaya, par Riya ki taraf se koyi reaction nahi aaya… uske toh chehre ke expression tak nahi badle…

“I’m sorry that I got drunk and said those things……..that I meant…… lol... but shouldn’t have said……. sorry”

bolkar main apne aap me hasa… par jab Riya fir bhi kuch nahi boli toh maine fir hasna band kar diya…. Wo ekdum shant sirf mujhe aur meri harkato ko aise dekhe jaa rahi thi ki... yadi uske hath me abhi koyi khanjar hota toh wo us khanjar ko chup-chap dheere se mere seene ke aar-paar kar deti.... uske , mujhe aise dekhne ke kaaran mere seene me halka –halka imaginary dard bhi hua, jise sahlate hue maine kaha....

“did I really hurt you.. ?"

wo fir kuch nahi boli....

" please, put aside your ego and just.... talk to me…. You know, I’m apologizing to you. But after seeing your reactions... I feel like, I am on a ship in a storm heading towards the rocky shoreand. you can save me from drowning but you...... won’t do it…”English jhadte hue maine kaha ... is aas me ki wo shayad impress ho jaaye... par yaha bhi aasha ki jagah nirasha hee mere hath lagi

Aur Riya ke bhaav ab bhi nahi badle... tab maine haar maan li aur socha ki next plan bana ke next time milunga..... afterall, Riya Rose meri territory hai, yadi yaha bhi haar gaya toh fir laanat hai mujhpe. Isliye main waha se jaane ke liye khada hua...

“ I think I should be get going…”Maine wo painting uthayi aur waha se jaane ke liye aage badha…

“painting maine tumhare liye nahi banayi hai , annual day ke contest ke liye banayi thi, ab time hai nahi ki dusari banau… isiliye ise abhi tak fad kar feka nahi hai, warna fad ke fek deti... isliye ye painting dete jao…”

“wowww…. Rosie... Among All the things you could have said to me, you chose this …anyway, all the best for the contest and have a nice day” bina peeche mude maine painting wahi neeche gira diya aur garden se baahar ki oor prasthan kiya.

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Garden se nikal kar main wahi gaya, jaha aksar lunch over hone ke pahle jaya karta tha… yaani paani peene… jaha pahle ki maafiq Riya Rose toh nahi thi… lekin uski do saheliya Madhu-Mini jo uske ird-gird ghoomti thi.. wo dono zaroor thi… jisme se ek bachpan se mera botal churate aa rahi thi….

“aee chotti… botal de mujhe… aur hat saamne se”wo R.O. ke paas khadi hokar apne baari ka intezaar kar rahi thi ki maine Madhu ke hath se achanak botal sarkaya... uski pakad dheeli thi, isliye botal mere hath me aa gaya

“chup bhatti… tu botal chor…”

“hato.. hato… Gupta ji ne paani magaya hai…”saamne jhund banaye ladko ko hatane ke liye maine kaha “Shubham… jyada hoshiyari mat jhad… warna Gupta sir ko tera name de dunga naa toh, page number puchh-puchh ke thokenge… samjha… isliye side character hai toh side hee rah... jyada lead role me aane ki koshish mat kar, waise bhi…. lead role waale ko utni power nahi hai is wali me….”

Maine Gupta ji ke naam par apne hath me rakha botal toh bhara hee par jab main botal bhar raha tha toh Madhu ne mujhe apni saheliyo ka bhi botal thama diya… aur jab main Madhu ki saheliyo ka botal bharne laga toh waha mauzood anya log mujhe ghoorne lage, mann hee mann mujhe chodu, laundiyabaaz bhi bolne lage… aur ye mujhe kaise pata….??? Toh jawab hai……

Aiseeeeeee……. 1 point . apne aap par meri taraf se chadha lo. sab koyi....

actually , main bhi unke bare me yahi sochta, yadi meri jagah koyi aur Madhu aur uski saheliyo ka botal bhar raha hota toh…. main bhi unhe chodu aur laundiyabaaz bolta… jo ki abhi filhaal main tha. Madhu ke sath aaj Riya nahi thi, fir bhi unki tikdi aaj bhi thi. Riya ki jagah unke sath ek dusari ladki thi aur fir maine gaur kiya toh paya ki R.O. ke paas jama bheed me jitni bhi ladkiyo ka group tha… wo sab teen ke group the…

“tum sab ladkiya, teen ke group me hee aati ho kya…”

“tu bhi toh Ved ke sath ghoomta rahta hai, bhatti…”ye bolkar wo ek dusare ko taali dekar pagalo ki tarah hasi aur unke baad baaki ki ladkiya bhi… wo sab us din is tarah kyun hasi ...? main aaj tak suspence me hu… kyunki main aur Ved.. 2 hee hue naa...? aur isme hasne ki kaun si baat thi...?

“koyi logic hai teri is baat me ? paglet.. anyway, Riya kyun nahi aayi tere sath… tujhe apne class ki khidki se dekha toh socha ki Riya bhi har din ki tarah tere sath yaha aayi hogi, par wo nahi hai…”

“mujhe follow karta rahta hai kya tu har waqt… “bolkar Madhu aise maje se muskurane lagi, jaise main uski chut me ungali daal kar ahiste-ahiste uski chut hila raha hoon... matlab waisa madak, sexy muskan. par wo us pal kyun muskurayi …. Ye bhi aaj tak mere liye suspence hai…

“jyada khush mat ho… tu Riya ke live location ka landmark hai bas…”

“Riya isliye nahi aayi kyunki uski maa admit hai hospital me… thodi sad hai na toh garden me baithi hai...”

“kyaaa… iski maa ki…. Mera matlab iski maa bhi…. ? iski maa ko kya hua,…”

“kidney stone…”

“fuckkkkk me….”

“ I have a boyfriend…”

“kya baat hai… ab bas koyi ek chaku de de mujhe toh khud hee khud ke seene me ghusa du… tujhse baat karne se jyada aasan wo karna hai…”

“tu depressed hai kya… main ek doctor ko jaanti hu…”

“devi.....”hath jod kar maine Madhu ko chup rahne ka hint diya, par wo hint le hee nahi paayi ..

“Sanskrit kyun bol raha hai tu, ab toh Sanskrit subject bhi nahi hai humara…

“Madhu, please tu yaha se jaa… ya mujhe jaane de… kasam se thodi der aur baat ki na ... tu mujhse toh brain hemohrrhage ho jayega mujhe… ekdum unjheleble hai tu... ”

“kaha jyega… abhi toh school time hai, yadi kisi ne school se bhagte hue dekh liya to complaint kar denge….”

“bas lawda aur nahi jhel sakta main…. Madhu ki maa ki….. jai…”

Main waha se adhmari halaat me jaise-taise Madhu se apni jaan bacha kar bhaga aur daudte hue seedhiya chadhne laga, daudte hue isliye kyunki lunch khatm ho chuka tha aur Sunayana mam aaj bhi nahi aayi thi yaani ki Gupta ji aaj bhi lagatar do period apna prakop dikhane wale the aur main nahi chahta tha ki main aaj late ho jaun aur Gupta ji ko mujhe pelne ka naya mauka mil jaye… isliye main dauda, gand faad dauda…. Rahi baat Riya ki maa ke beemar hone ki toh bada hee wahiyat coincidence tha ye… ki … Riya aur Sanjana , dono jo ki mere dil ke karib thi… kuch jyada hee similarities thi un dono ke beech me… ek toh dono 12th me pad hti thi. Dusara, dono ki height,color wagerah bhi same hee tha. teesara, dono ko hee painting pasand thi aur chautha, un dono ki maa ek hee time me hospital me admit thi… aur sabse aakhiri aur mukhya ye tha…. Ki… un dono par main flat tha… par aisa coincidene main pahli baar nahi sun raha tha… Ved, mujhe ek aise hee coincidence ke bare me ek baar pahle bhi bata chuka tha… tab center point par main nahi tha, balki Ved ka Mausera bhai, Varun tha…. jiske college ki donation wale wakye se inspired hokar maine Sanjana ki maa ke liye paise jode the. Varun BHU se mass communication ki jab degree kar raha tha tab uske sath bhi kuch aisa hua tha….

Ved ke bhai Varun , jo ki ab shayad ek journalist hai, use… uske college me do ladki se pyar hua tha… aur dono Bengali thi, dono hee singer thi , dono ki height same thi yaha tak ki dono saanwali bhi thi… aur un dono se hee Varun ko pyar hua tha…. Baad me kya hua maine nahi puchha aur naa hee Ved ne kabhi bataya… shayad use khud bhi nahi maloom tha…

“ruk… ruk…. Kaha jaa raha hai, itni jaldi me… us din bahut bol gaya tu, a”main jaise hee daudte hue seedhiyo ko paar kiya, Jafar achanak se mere saamne aa kar khada ho gaya... iske paas koyi kaam -dhaam nahi hai kya........................... .................................... lawda...

lag geyi wT.....jafar to ab bhatti ko pelne layak kar dega..... Or riya kya wakai me gussa hai......
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