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wo bulla ki taarif karne ki socha tha par waise words nahi mile to yahi kaha ki uske jaisa hai ( gupta ) ....
kab pitke chala jata hai wo pata hi nahi chalta jab kursi par baitha tab us ladke vilom ko pata chala ki wo peet chuka hai
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kab pitke chala jata hai wo pata hi nahi chalta jab kursi par baitha tab us ladke vilom ko pata chala ki wo peet chuka hai
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Aayege nahi toh kaha jayegeAreyyyy... Toh finally aa hee gaye...
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“laa toh re… ek pustak de…”attendance lene ke baad Bulla ne apne saamne desk me baithe ladko se kitaab mangi…
“wo.. sir…”
“jaldi de nalayak...”
“ bhool gaya aaj…”
“mere Vishay ki pustak bhool gaya nalayak… ruk tu…”Bulla turant ek jhatke me bina koyi deri kiye hue khada hua aur saamne baithe dono ladko ka sar jhuka kar turant desk me sataya aur diya dono ki peeth me ek-ek mukka....
Aur class ek baar fir has padi… lekin main aur Ved chup the… kyunki hum dono Bulla ki maar bachpan se khate aaye the aur ye sab ab humare liye bahut purana ho gaya tha... dusare shabdo me kahu toh hum dono legend the aur bahut achchi tarah se jaante the ki kaha muh kholna hai aur kaha muh band rakhna hai… Bulla , book lekar unhi do ladko ke paas gaya... jo Vilom ke maar khane par sabse pahle hasne ki shuruat kiye the
“who was Tony Tail” Bulla ne pahle ladke se sawal daga..
“sir… he was a famous bowman…”
“huh… why was he famous…”dusare ladke ki taraf dekh Bulla ne puchha
“because he could kill a deer from miles away… sir..”
Bulla ke paas Gupta ji ki tarah bhrahmastra nahi tha ki wo page no. type kuch puchhkar kisi ko bhi peet de… lekin ek divyastra unke bhi astra-bhandar me tha… jisko unhone mantra padhkar prakat kiya aur jaise hee wo divyastra prakat hua, unhone chala diya use un dono ki taraf....
“ Otorhinoalaryngologist ka meaning bata….”Bulla ne agla sawal kiya
“yeee... ye kaisa word hai, sir… ye toh puri book me nahi hai… pure sylllabus me nhi hai, school ke”
“jhuk…. Tu bata be ,tere ko maloom hai kya…?”pahle wale ko jhuka kar dusare ladke se unhone puchha…
“iska matlab... hmm.. matlab wo ... hmmm... sir, this is basically nothing but it is something and very important to our life....”
“tu bhi jhuk…”
Dono ko jhaka kar Bulla dono ke peechhe gaya, badhiya mukka banaya aur diya dono ko ek-ek mukka
“disturb karta hai nalayak, attendance lete samay…. Chal baith…”
.un dono ko pelne ke baad Bulla board me ek passage chhapne laga aur ye aisa samay tha , jab Bulla Board me likhte samay peechhe mudkar dekhta tak nahi tha bas koyi dhamaka na ho… dhamaka isliye kaha, kyunki pure jeewan kal me sirf ek baar Bulla board me likhte hue achanak peechhe muda hai... wo bhi tab jab kuch khurafati ladko ne 8th me chalti class ke dauran patakha fod diya tha. main naam toh nahi bataunga un ladko ka... par unme se ek kaam naam A se chalu hota hai aur ek kaa V se....
“yadi kisi ko 5000 urgent chahiye ho toh kya karna chahiye….”Passage , mann hee mann me padhte hue maine Ved se puchha
“bheekh magna chalu kar de……”passage copy me utarte hue Ved ne jawab diya
“bheekh bhi magunga toh 5000 ek din me thodi milega… Sanjana ko aaj hee chahiye…”
“main ek baar apne mauseri bhai ke college gaya tha…”
“tu ab.... story mat suna yar….”
“arey sun toh le be... Ved Sir ke dwara kaha ek bhi shabd meaningless nahi rahta. Samjha... toh sun ab. main ek baar apne mauseri bhai Varun ke college gaya tha… mere bhai ke college me ek ladke ko liver infection tha, Varun ka batchmate tha shayad wo launda... ya fir junior.. confirm yaad nahi hai. us ladke ka family background kuch khaas nahi tha, toh mere bhai logo ne college me sabhi class me jakar donation ke liye appeal kiya…. 60 hazar jama ho gaye the aur college staff ko add kar lega toh 1 lakh shayad ”
“yaha thodi 1 lakh hoga…”
“1 lakh kise chahiye, tujhe sirf 5 hazar chahiye…1400 launde-laundiya humari wali shift me hai... 400 maan le absent honge, bache 1000… yadi sabne 5-5 rs bhi diya toh 5000 toh bade aaram se ho jayega…”
“jayega kaun donation magne…?”
“tu jayega aur kaun jayega…”
“tu bhi chal na , sath me… maza aayega”
“nope… field work tera hai… Ved Sir sirf marg dikha sakte hai, us marg par chalne, naa chalne ka nirnay swayam tumko karna hai… meri baat maan. next period bunk kar aur ghus ja sabki class me…”
“par bio me main nahi jaunga… Sanjana ke naam se Riya aur chidh jayegi…”
“yahi toh mauka hai be… uska dikha ki tera true self kya hai… genuine bande, isiliye reject hote hai… kyunki wo ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar me wo banne lagte hai, jo wo hai nahi… ab tu khud ko khiladi dikhata hai Riya ke saamne , isliye pela jaata hai tu. Sanjana bhi isiliye nahi pati. Riya Rose ko tu apna true version dikha. Isliye, Ved Sir ki baat maan aur kud jaa maidan-e-jung me... ise tu Riya Rose ka swayamvar maan ke chal... yadi jeet gaya toh Riya Rose varmala liye tera intezaar karti hue milegi... South Rewa Park me. Aise hee nahi maine khud ko Sexy Saahityakar ki upadhi di hai... bahut deep understanding level hai apna... logo ko sirf dekh ke hee main jaata hoon ki wo kis ladki ko soch kar mutth maarne ka soch rahe hai.... ”
“aur Gupta jo prayer hall me aankhe gadaye mujhe dekh raha tha… uska kya socha hai…”
“Gupta ji jaiso ko toh lawde ke neeche ande ki tarah latka ke ghoomta hoon main... lunch tak me uska bhi sochta hu kuch…. Tab tak tu ye kar.”
“thik se soch lena, bhai.... sabse main matter wahi hai… meri gand sabse jyada usi se fati hui hai…”
“tu bas ye soch ki students ko convince kaise karna hai…”
“wo mere pe chhod de... I Am The Deception King. if deception is an art, then I’m the fucking artist…. Bitch... Wo main kar lunga….”
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School me ladko se kuch bhi karwana hai toh pahle ladkiyo se wo chiz karwa lo, ladke bina kahe involve ho jayenge… fir chahe last year school me hua plantation programme hee kyun na ho… ek toh ye jitne boring kaam hote hai, Principal Saxsena sab mere matthe mad deta hai… last year bhi yahi hua tha. usne mujhe target de diya tha ki kam se kam itne students shamil hona chahiye, itne ped lagne chahiye , media wale bhi rahenge… humare aur humare school ke bare me news me bhi aayega… aisa bhi laalach diya tha Saxsena ne. mujhe pata tha yadi main seedhe ladko se kahunga, ped lagane ke liye toh wo mujhe dekhte hee bol denge ki…. Hatt lawda…. Isliye maine ladko se pahle , ladkiyo ko approach kiya aur jab ladkiya camer-vamera ka sunkar taiyar ho gayi toh, ladke apne aap shamil ho gaye the plantation programme me…. bas is baar bhi mujhe yahi karna tha… Bulla ka period khatm hote hee maine apne dono aankho ki putaliyo ko ungaliyo se halka-halka touch kiya… jis-se wo laal ho jaye aur main dukhi dikhu... fir har class me jakar apni laal, gamgeen aankho se ladkiyo ki taraf dekh kar Sanjana ki maa ki vyatha suna kar donation ki maang ki… donation ke liye maine Sanjana aur Sunayana mam dono ke naam ka istemaal kiya aur koyi nahi chahta tha ki humare school se do-do maal ek sath gayab ho jaye… kyunki yadi Sanjana ki maa mar gayi toh fir wo dono obviously kuch din ke liye school nahi aayegi… oops …dark comedy….. sorry Silky....
Paisa collect karne ke liye maine Ranjan ko bio ki class se utha liya aur pure school me ghooma… Ved ki calculation galat nikli usne 1400 students ka aakda diya tha , par wo bhool gaya tha ki isme kuch jhaant barabar soch waale nirlajj launde bhi shaamil the.. jinhe koyi fark nahi padta ki unki insult ho rahi hai ya nahi, unhone footi kaudi nahi di… udhar hum maar kha gaye paise collect karne ke mamle me… lekin uski kami Ranjan ne 11th,12th ke ladko se puri kar di… jo-jo ladka paisa nahi de raha tha… Ranjan uske paas jakar dhamka-dhamka kar paise nikalwa raha tha aur jo kahta ki uske paas paisa aaj nahi hai, wo kal dega toh Ranjan uska jeb check karta aur paise nikalne pe maarta alag tha…. collection karne ke dauran Teacher bahar nikal jaate the , isliye ye sab karne me Ranjan ko koyi khas dikkat nahi hui aur students se donation collect karne ke baad hum dono ne teachers ko pakda…. Mujhe chahiye toh tha 5000
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nice update ..un 2 hansnewale ladko ko pitne ke liye ye kaunsa bramhastra leke asye bulla sir 
...wo word to padha bhi nahi jaa raha hai 
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aur ye itni planning 5000 jama karne ki sanjana ke maa ke liye thi..
ranjan ka bada role raha paise jama karne me aur aisa lagta hai kuch jyada hi collection ho gaya..
sexy sahityakar ved ka dimaag ekdam sahi kaam karta hai jo itne best idea uske dimaag me aate hai
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aur ye fatakha atharva aur ved ne hi foda hoga class me bulla ke..
...wo word to padha bhi nahi jaa raha hai ..aur ye itni planning 5000 jama karne ki sanjana ke maa ke liye thi
..ranjan ka bada role raha paise jama karne me aur aisa lagta hai kuch jyada hi collection ho gaya
..sexy sahityakar ved ka dimaag ekdam sahi kaam karta hai jo itne best idea uske dimaag me aate hai
..aur ye fatakha atharva aur ved ne hi foda hoga class me bulla ke
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wah nice update bhai
mst tarika h 5000 collect krne ka
mst tarika h 5000 collect krne ka
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Lagane wali hai lanka ab jaldi hi Bhatti Ji ki tabiyat se peelegi Sanjana road par leta leta kar usko waiting for next update bhaiUpdate-30
“laa toh re… ek pustak de…”attendance lene ke baad Bulla ne apne saamne desk me baithe ladko se kitaab mangi…
“wo.. sir…”
“jaldi de nalayak...”
“ bhool gaya aaj…”
“mere Vishay ki pustak bhool gaya nalayak… ruk tu…”Bulla turant ek jhatke me bina koyi deri kiye hue khada hua aur saamne baithe dono ladko ka sar jhuka kar turant desk me sataya aur diya dono ki peeth me ek-ek mukka....
Aur class ek baar fir has padi… lekin main aur Ved chup the… kyunki hum dono Bulla ki maar bachpan se khate aaye the aur ye sab ab humare liye bahut purana ho gaya tha... dusare shabdo me kahu toh hum dono legend the aur bahut achchi tarah se jaante the ki kaha muh kholna hai aur kaha muh band rakhna hai… Bulla , book lekar unhi do ladko ke paas gaya... jo Vilom ke maar khane par sabse pahle hasne ki shuruat kiye the
“who was Tony Tail” Bulla ne pahle ladke se sawal daga..
“sir… he was a famous bowman…”
“huh… why was he famous…”dusare ladke ki taraf dekh Bulla ne puchha
“because he could kill a deer from miles away… sir..”
Bulla ke paas Gupta ji ki tarah bhrahmastra nahi tha ki wo page no. type kuch puchhkar kisi ko bhi peet de… lekin ek divyastra unke bhi astra-bhandar me tha… jisko unhone mantra padhkar prakat kiya aur jaise hee wo divyastra prakat hua, unhone chala diya use un dono ki taraf....
“ Otorhinoalaryngologist ka meaning bata….”Bulla ne agla sawal kiya
“yeee... ye kaisa word hai, sir… ye toh puri book me nahi hai… pure sylllabus me nhi hai, school ke”
“jhuk…. Tu bata be ,tere ko maloom hai kya…?”pahle wale ko jhuka kar dusare ladke se unhone puchha…
“iska matlab... hmm.. matlab wo ... hmmm... sir, this is basically nothing but it is something and very important to our life....”
“tu bhi jhuk…”
Dono ko jhaka kar Bulla dono ke peechhe gaya, badhiya mukka banaya aur diya dono ko ek-ek mukka
“disturb karta hai nalayak, attendance lete samay…. Chal baith…”
.un dono ko pelne ke baad Bulla board me ek passage chhapne laga aur ye aisa samay tha , jab Bulla Board me likhte samay peechhe mudkar dekhta tak nahi tha bas koyi dhamaka na ho… dhamaka isliye kaha, kyunki pure jeewan kal me sirf ek baar Bulla board me likhte hue achanak peechhe muda hai... wo bhi tab jab kuch khurafati ladko ne 8th me chalti class ke dauran patakha fod diya tha. main naam toh nahi bataunga un ladko ka... par unme se ek kaam naam A se chalu hota hai aur ek kaa V se....
“yadi kisi ko 5000 urgent chahiye ho toh kya karna chahiye….”Passage , mann hee mann me padhte hue maine Ved se puchha
“bheekh magna chalu kar de……”passage copy me utarte hue Ved ne jawab diya
“bheekh bhi magunga toh 5000 ek din me thodi milega… Sanjana ko aaj hee chahiye…”
“main ek baar apne mauseri bhai ke college gaya tha…”
“tu ab.... story mat suna yar….”
“arey sun toh le be... Ved Sir ke dwara kaha ek bhi shabd meaningless nahi rahta. Samjha... toh sun ab. main ek baar apne mauseri bhai Varun ke college gaya tha… mere bhai ke college me ek ladke ko liver infection tha, Varun ka batchmate tha shayad wo launda... ya fir junior.. confirm yaad nahi hai. us ladke ka family background kuch khaas nahi tha, toh mere bhai logo ne college me sabhi class me jakar donation ke liye appeal kiya…. 60 hazar jama ho gaye the aur college staff ko add kar lega toh 1 lakh shayad ”
“yaha thodi 1 lakh hoga…”
“1 lakh kise chahiye, tujhe sirf 5 hazar chahiye…1400 launde-laundiya humari wali shift me hai... 400 maan le absent honge, bache 1000… yadi sabne 5-5 rs bhi diya toh 5000 toh bade aaram se ho jayega…”
“jayega kaun donation magne…?”
“tu jayega aur kaun jayega…”
“tu bhi chal na , sath me… maza aayega”
“nope… field work tera hai… Ved Sir sirf marg dikha sakte hai, us marg par chalne, naa chalne ka nirnay swayam tumko karna hai… meri baat maan. next period bunk kar aur ghus ja sabki class me…”
“par bio me main nahi jaunga… Sanjana ke naam se Riya aur chidh jayegi…”
“yahi toh mauka hai be… uska dikha ki tera true self kya hai… genuine bande, isiliye reject hote hai… kyunki wo ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar me wo banne lagte hai, jo wo hai nahi… ab tu khud ko khiladi dikhata hai Riya ke saamne , isliye pela jaata hai tu. Sanjana bhi isiliye nahi pati. Riya Rose ko tu apna true version dikha. Isliye, Ved Sir ki baat maan aur kud jaa maidan-e-jung me... ise tu Riya Rose ka swayamvar maan ke chal... yadi jeet gaya toh Riya Rose varmala liye tera intezaar karti hue milegi... South Rewa Park me. Aise hee nahi maine khud ko Sexy Saahityakar ki upadhi di hai... bahut deep understanding level hai apna... logo ko sirf dekh ke hee main jaata hoon ki wo kis ladki ko soch kar mutth maarne ka soch rahe hai.... ”
“aur Gupta jo prayer hall me aankhe gadaye mujhe dekh raha tha… uska kya socha hai…”
“Gupta ji jaiso ko toh lawde ke neeche ande ki tarah latka ke ghoomta hoon main... lunch tak me uska bhi sochta hu kuch…. Tab tak tu ye kar.”
“thik se soch lena, bhai.... sabse main matter wahi hai… meri gand sabse jyada usi se fati hui hai…”
“tu bas ye soch ki students ko convince kaise karna hai…”
“wo mere pe chhod de... I Am The Deception King. if deception is an art, then I’m the fucking artist…. Bitch... Wo main kar lunga….”
.
School me ladko se kuch bhi karwana hai toh pahle ladkiyo se wo chiz karwa lo, ladke bina kahe involve ho jayenge… fir chahe last year school me hua plantation programme hee kyun na ho… ek toh ye jitne boring kaam hote hai, Principal Saxsena sab mere matthe mad deta hai… last year bhi yahi hua tha. usne mujhe target de diya tha ki kam se kam itne students shamil hona chahiye, itne ped lagne chahiye , media wale bhi rahenge… humare aur humare school ke bare me news me bhi aayega… aisa bhi laalach diya tha Saxsena ne. mujhe pata tha yadi main seedhe ladko se kahunga, ped lagane ke liye toh wo mujhe dekhte hee bol denge ki…. Hatt lawda…. Isliye maine ladko se pahle , ladkiyo ko approach kiya aur jab ladkiya camer-vamera ka sunkar taiyar ho gayi toh, ladke apne aap shamil ho gaye the plantation programme me…. bas is baar bhi mujhe yahi karna tha… Bulla ka period khatm hote hee maine apne dono aankho ki putaliyo ko ungaliyo se halka-halka touch kiya… jis-se wo laal ho jaye aur main dukhi dikhu... fir har class me jakar apni laal, gamgeen aankho se ladkiyo ki taraf dekh kar Sanjana ki maa ki vyatha suna kar donation ki maang ki… donation ke liye maine Sanjana aur Sunayana mam dono ke naam ka istemaal kiya aur koyi nahi chahta tha ki humare school se do-do maal ek sath gayab ho jaye… kyunki yadi Sanjana ki maa mar gayi toh fir wo dono obviously kuch din ke liye school nahi aayegi… oops …dark comedy….. sorry Silky....
Paisa collect karne ke liye maine Ranjan ko bio ki class se utha liya aur pure school me ghooma… Ved ki calculation galat nikli usne 1400 students ka aakda diya tha , par wo bhool gaya tha ki isme kuch jhaant barabar soch waale nirlajj launde bhi shaamil the.. jinhe koyi fark nahi padta ki unki insult ho rahi hai ya nahi, unhone footi kaudi nahi di… udhar hum maar kha gaye paise collect karne ke mamle me… lekin uski kami Ranjan ne 11th,12th ke ladko se puri kar di… jo-jo ladka paisa nahi de raha tha… Ranjan uske paas jakar dhamka-dhamka kar paise nikalwa raha tha aur jo kahta ki uske paas paisa aaj nahi hai, wo kal dega toh Ranjan uska jeb check karta aur paise nikalne pe maarta alag tha…. collection karne ke dauran Teacher bahar nikal jaate the , isliye ye sab karne me Ranjan ko koyi khas dikkat nahi hui aur students se donation collect karne ke baad hum dono ne teachers ko pakda…. Mujhe chahiye toh tha 5000
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Like Rajan, everyone has a dream and we all want that dream to come true oblivious of what is going to happen, we keep decorating the dreams. By looking Mira, Ved style changed, now you are smart which is what I want to say. Our Gupta Ji is far better than Bulla Sir. 
As always the update was great, You are writing very well, Now let's see what happens next, Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...
As always the update was great, You are writing very well, Now let's see what happens next, Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...