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Update-582(Judicial Custody?)
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582

Uss Hall mein mojjud sabki gand fatt gayi thi Saeed Al Marri ki haalat dekh k..UAE ka sabse bada don, The Mad Arab Badilah Cartel ka leader mujhse baar-2 hath jodke maafi maang raha tha.. Ro raha tha woh gidgida raha tha woh. Video over ho chuki thi or Archana waapis aagayi thi or even Archana k cehre par bhi shock tha..

Archana- Ji haan sahi suna or dekha aapne abhi jo shaks tha woh The Infamous Badilah Cartel ka leader tha.. Saeed Al Marri Middle East Asia ka sabse dangerous criminal uski haalat dekhne laayak thi.. Woh baar baar hath jodke AP se maafi maang raha tha.. Lekin kyun?? Obviously hum sabko pata hai AP kon hai or woh kitna powerful hai lekin Saeed jo kal tak, kal bhi nahi abhi 30 minutes pehle takk AP ko jaan se maar dene ki dhamki de raha tha usko kisne itana daraaya kon tha woh shaks jo camera k piche tha.. Unki baaton se lag raha tha woh AP ka koi caahne waala tha jaise usne kaha ki AP ki wajah se uske friends and family India mein safe hai or AP ne unki help ki or badle mein woh AP k liye ye sab kar raha hai lekin ye sab weird hai ye ajeeb hai koi kyun itana sab karega kissi k liye.. Kya sach mein AP ne unki itani help ki hai.. Obviously AP k liye uske logon ki loyalty behisaab hai , abhi ka he example laga lijiye kaise uske order par laakhon log sadkon par uttar aaye woh bhi hathiyaaron k sath.. Jisme se kuch log toh Wanted hain Police, CBI, NIA yaa crime branch dawaara jinse bachne k liye wohlog maheenon se chipptey ghum rahe they lekin AP ki ek awaj par woh apni puri jindagi jail mein kaatne k liye bhi taiyaar hogaye.. Uske alawa bahot saare MLA's, MPs, Cabinet ministers bina kissi security k AP k liye yun laakhon logon k bich aaye.. Isase AP k liye unke logon ki loyalty ka andaaja lagaya jaa shakta hai or yahi loyalty hai jo unhe itana khatarnaak banaati hai. Uske ek ishaare par log jaan le bhi shakte hain or de bhi shaktey hain or dono ka he example hum abtak dekhte aaye hain.. Toh ye possible hai ki Saeed k sath Jo shaks tha woh sachmein AP ka koi caahne waala Raha hoga .AP North India ki sabse powerful personality hain Haryana, UP, Delhi, Rajasthan, Punjab, Himachal Pradesh and most recently Maharashtra ki sarkaar unke under hain or yahaan keval majority nahi hai unke pass balki ektarfa sarkaar banaai hai unhone yaani yahaan unhi kaa kanoon chalta hai.. Lekin ab sawaal ye hai ki aage kya?? AP ko arrest kar liya gaya hai or jiss tarah k iljaam unpe lage hain agar unmein se 25% bhi prove kar deti hai sarkaar toh AP ko apni aadhi se jyaada jindagi Jail mein bitani padegi.. Kya AP taiyaar hai iske liye?ya usase jaruri kya log taiyaar hain isske liye?? Kyunki Aadhe India k crime ko AP akele fight karta hai woh daily logon ki jaan bachata hai toh kya log taiyaar hain bina AP k aisi situations ko handle karne k liye..

Maine Tv bandh karwaya..

Main- Hanji.. What now??

Maine Neha ko bola , woh sab log bc munh faade khaddey they still..

Neha- The Honorable Judicial Magistrate sahaab will be here, tum tumhare lawyer ko bula shakte ho..

Main- I don't need a lawyer yet..

Neha- Jatin tum bula shaktey ho tumhare lawyer ko..

Jatin- Mere Lawyer, judge ,cm, pm yahi hain..

Neha- Ye toh already fansa hua hai tum kyun iske piche fans rahe ho, sab bata do bach jaaoge..

Jatin- Ahahaha. Funny. Ek or suna... Ek or..

Neha- Ok marro iske sath..

Ab kuch he minutes baad wahaan woh magistrate aaya ab obviously I know ye bhi Balvant ka paaltu kutta tha but it doesn't matter.. Not at all.. Ab uske sath humein ek alag room mein laaya gaya jahaan main Jatin Magistrate ,Neha or uske officers he they..Magistrate ne fir mujhe bola ki lawyer bula lo etc etc lekin maine mana kardiya fir Neha ne apni side se bolna chaalu kiya waise toh usne bahot kuch bola lekin uska matlab yahi tha ki AP par ye ye iljaam lage hain ,jo non bailable hain iski inquiry or investigation k liye unhe time caahiye toh AP or Jatin ko judicial custody mein rakha jaaye or uski team ko investigation puri karne ka time diya jaaye....

Main- Lekin saboot kahaan hain?? Chargesheet par mere against koi evidence ya gawaah hai?? Kuch bhi literally kuch bhi..

Neha- Hum saboot court mein he provide karenge..

Main- Ok so tumlog aise toh fir kissi ko bhi uthaake chargesheet lagaake court ka boldoge ,court mein saalon lag jaaenge or mera toh non bailable hai yaani tabtak main wait he karun??

Neha- Yes..

Main-Hell yeah.. Great..

Magistrate- Or kuch kehna hai tumhe??

Main- Keh toh diya bhai mere..

Magistrate- Respect ..

Main- Thappad maar dunga bakchodi karega toh mujhse.. Court nahi hai ye.. Jaldi bhonk.. Puch toh aise raha hai jaise meri baat sun he lega ..

Magistrate- The court agrees with Plaintiff . I'm sending Ankit Singh and Jatin Bamal to 15 days judicial custody inside Tihar Jail Starting Tomorrow. Neha and uski team wahin par separately ye investigation puri karegi..

Neha- Thanks Sir..

Main- Gajab.. Bc gajab..

Magistrate- Next time apni jubaan par lagaam lagaana..

Main- Next time teri jubaan par lagaam lagaaunga.. Don't worry.

Magistrate- Are you threatening me??

Main- Nope.. Not at all.. Court ki bahot ijjat karta hun main bro.. Let's go to tihar..

Ab obviously Magistrate unke under tha toh abhi hath pair maarke koi faayda nahi tha issliye apne tihar ki side nikalna t
heek hai.. Tihar bhi toh meri he hai...

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Update 582: “Judicial Custody?”
"Tihar bhi toh meri hi hai." – Bas yahi line iss update ki asli vibe bata deti hai. Let’s break it down:

Scene Setting & Emotional Tone:
Update ki shuruaat hi Saeed Al Marri ki roti, ghoor ghoor ke maafi maangti surat se hoti hai – aur sab log literally gand fatt gayi mode mein chale jaate hain. Archana jaisi composed anchor bhi shocked hoti hai. Aur jab ek news anchor emotional ho jaye, samajh jao duniya hil gayi hai.

Archana's Monologue:
Archana ne jo AP ke supporters aur loyalists ke baare mein kaha, woh update ka sabse intense psychological part tha:

Laakhon log sirf ek aawaz par sadkon par nikal aaye

Wanted criminals bhi jail jaane ko ready ho gaye

Cabinet Ministers bina security ke AP ke support mein

North India ki politics pe one-man army domination

Yeh sab AP ki fearless aur loyal leadership ka proof hai. Uska “ek ishaara = jan ya maut” equation totally legit feel hota hai.

Courtroom Drama & Tihar Entry:
Courtroom nahi — yeh toh ek mazaak tha jahan magistrate bhi AP ka kuch nahi bigaad sakta. Neha ki taraf se formal legal protocol chal raha tha lekin AP usko sirf tamasha samajh raha tha.

Best Dialogues:

“Thappad maar dunga bakchodi karega toh mujhse..”

“Next time teri zubaan par lagaam lagaaunga..”

“Tihar bhi toh meri hi hai..”

AP ki besharmi nahi, uska confidence hai jo charm karta hai. Court mein khud ko “bhai” kehna aur magistrate se bhi casually baat karna shows he knows he's untouchable.

Jatin's Loyalty:
“Mere lawyer, judge, CM, PM yahi hain.”
Ek baar phir dikh gaya ki AP ke log sirf dost nahi, junooni bhakt hain. Neha jaisi intelligent officer bhi frustrated ho gayi ki koi toote hi nahi raha.

Judicial Custody Announcement:
Jab Magistrate 15 din ki Tihar Judicial Custody ka verdict sunata hai toh AP ka reaction:

“Gajab.. BC gajab..”

Bas yahi sarcasm dikhata hai ki woh court ko ek formality samajhta hai. Uska confidence:

“Tihar bhi toh meri hi hai”
– shows he already has control even in captivity.

Final Verdict:
Yeh update ek political + psychological + criminal powerplay ka masterpiece hai. Saeed Al Marri ki roti surat se lekar AP ke sarcastic swagger tak, har scene aisa hai jaise kisi blockbuster web series ka climax ho.

Rating: 10/10
Power:

Dialogues:

Psych Impact:

Loyalty Vibes:

Courtroom Satire:

One Line Review:
"Jab kanoon AP ko rok nahi sakta, toh jail bhi uska palace hi ban jaata hai."

Next update ka intezaar = Patience ki ultimate test!

 

[Malik_fari02]

Update-583(Tihar)​

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NIA waalon ne mujhe Tihar lejaane ka jugaad kiya toh Commissioner aaya mere pass..


Commi-Neha ,Chance he nahi hai log AP ko lejaane denge issliye ek baar unko speech deke bolne do ki sab theek hai or wohlog apne apne ghar jaa shakte hain. Tabhi possible hai otherwise nahi..


Neha-Bologe tum bheed ko?


Main-Sure itana pyaar se bol rahe ho toh kyun nahi..


Commi-Great.. Maine Mike or speakers ka intejaam kar diya hai...


Neha-Ok.. Koi negative bhaasan nahi dena hai..


Main-I dont need that..


Neha-Ok lets go then..


Unhone mujhe or Jatin ko sath liya and bahaar leke aaye humein.. Bahaar mujhe dekhte he bheed firse chillaane lagi.. Commissioner ne Mike mere saamne pakkada or maine bheed k chup hone k baad bolna chaalu kiya..


Main-Guys guys guys... Sabse pehle toh bahot bahot dhanyavaad , meri itani fikar karne k liye, mere liye sab kuch chhodke yahaan aane k liye apna pyaar dikhaane k liye.. Bahot bahot dhanyavaad.. Aapka yahi pyaar mujhe motivation dega iss juthe case se fight karne k liye... Aaplog ab aaram se ghar jaa shaktey ho sab theek hai kuch din ki judicial custody mein rakha jaaega mujhe.. 15 Din ki judicial custody mein tihar jail bheja hai mujhe lekin ye pehli baar hua hai bharat k Constitution mein ki kissi ko judicial custody bheja jaa raha hai unn crimes ko leke jinke koi saboot government k pass hai nahi... Meri chargesheet mein ek bhi evidence nahi hai ek bhi nahi... Toh samjh gaye hoge tumlog sab fake hai or hum jeet jaaenge ye case easily bus aaplog aaram se ghar baithke dekho ye sab, mujhe kuch nahi hoga aaplog hone nahi doge mujhe kuch.. Rahi baat NDP ki toh woh mera kuch bhi nahi bigaad shakte Judge kya puri court khareed lein toh bhi kuch nahi.. Ok guys chalta hun haan uss judge or Balvant Patel se puch jarur lena judicial custody mein bheja kiss base par hai..


Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle Neha ne Mike leliya mere aage se or bheed fir lagi chilaane maine apna message bhej diya tha baaki kaam log khud dekh lenge.. Bheed ne mere liye raasta banaaya or mujhe or Jatin ko firse gaadi mein baithaya Neha ne or humlog firse nikale Tihar k liye bheed ne abki baar humaara raasta nahi rouka or humlog unke bichon bich se nikalte gaye and kareeb 20 minutes ki driving k baad humlog bheed se durr aaye, itani jyaada bheed thi bc ki durr durr takk failli hui thi finally log dikhne kam hue and humlog nikale Tihar ki taraf and finally lambi drive k baad humlog Tihar k front gate par pohanchey.. Gate k uppar he DG Prisons or uske kaafi saare junior officers mojjud they.. Neha niche uttari usne DG ko salute kiya..


Neha-Sir ye rahe papers ,dono culprits humaare sath hain..


DG-Great.. Inko humaare hawaale kar do..


Neha- Actually sir hum personally inhe andar takk lejaa shakte toh better hota, investigation aaj se he suru ho jaati..


DG- Unfortunately that will not be possible Neha ji.. Tihar k andar kissi bhi criminal ko investigate karne ka time Subah 9 Am se Shyaam 4 baje he hai or abhi dekho 4 Bajke 10 minutes ho chuki hain so tumlog andar nahi jaa shakte.. Issliye aap inko drop karke jaa shakte ho..


Neha-Kuch ho nahi shakta kya sir? Can't you grant us this favour..


DG-Neha ji Main aapse 3 Ranks senior hun I'm the highest ranking authority here toh favour main maang shakta hun tumse naa ki tum maangogi mujhse.. Issliye please hand them over and leave.. I'll see you tomorrow..


Neha-Ok.. Ok.. Fine.. Get them out..


Hum dono ko gaadi se niche utaara gaya jahaan se Tihar k officers ne humein apne sath liya or humaare documents liye and humein leke Tihar k bade se gate se andar entry Lee or piche gate bandh hogaya DG bhi Neha wagairaah ko bhagaake waapis aagaya andar..


DG-Parnaam AP sahaab..


Main-Parnaam DG sahaab.. Kaisa chal raha hai??


DG- Bus aapki daya se sab badhiya chal raha hai AP sahaab.. Dil bahot khuss hua jo aapne humein Sewa ka moka diya..


Main-Thanks to you DG sahaab..


DG-Aaiye please CM sahaab wait kar rahe hain aapka.. Formalities ye log fill kar lenge..


Humaari hathkadi wagairaah kholi gayi and Main or Jatin, DG k sath offices ki taraf chal paddey.. Sath mein ek SP bhi tha jo Tihar ka incharge tha humlog SP k office mein aaye jahaan Delhi CM, Abeer,Mangal and Home Minister baithey they mujhe dekhte he wohlog mujhse galle mille..


CM- AP hopefully sab kuch plan karke kiya hai tune..? Otherwise ye bahot ulta pad jaaega..


Main-Dont worry uncle sab kuch sahi hai..


CM-Fir theek hai.. Kitane din mein unravel karoge sab??


Main-Kuch din baad ..


CM-Ok tabtak tum ek kaam karo ye office mein he raho.. Food wagairaah SP arrange karwa denge.. Badhiya ac hai andar bed bhi hai.. Koi issue nahi hoga..


Abeer-Yeah perfect..


Main-Oh no no no.. No.. Uncle.. Aisa kuch nahi chahiye sab real hoga..Dekho Tihar k andar keval prisoners k pass milaake saikdon phones honge or obviously wohlog unka use bhi karenge agar kissi tuche bandey ne video banaake bahaar bhej di na ki AP kaise VIP treatment le raha hai prison k andar toh jitani sympathy itani mehnat se khaai haina maine sab chali jaaegi mera waar mujhpe he ulta padd jaaega. Issliye main normally he rahunga as a prisoner kuch din ki he toh baat hai mujhe bus mera phone lena hai jisse main chipaake use kar lunga uske alawa koi VIP treatment nahi chahiye mujhe..


CM-Pakka??


Main-Oh yeah.. Baaki jarurat hogi kissi cheej ki toh maang lunga..


Abeer-Tera phone ye raha lele..


Main-Thanks..


Abeer-Neha ko dusara phone diya tune??


Main-Yeah... Boldunga kho gaya original..


Abeer-Isko track karlegi toh??


Main-Lund mera track ho jaega ye phone.. Ghanta..


CM-SP sahaab jabtak AP yahaan haina tabtak tum bhi yahin rahoge 24*7 ..


SP-Ji Sir..


CM-Baaki DG sahab bhi hain he koi orr issue hai toh call me I'll be here..


Main-Yeah yeah chinta naa karo I'll handle.. Vinay kahaan hai kardiya tha surrender usne..?


Abeer-Haan aaj Subah he surrender kardiya tha usne.. Kahaan hai woh ??


SP-Woh sir dusare barrack mein hai..


Main-Na naa usko idhar leke aao.. Dusare barrack k liye thodi bulaaya hai usko.. Humaare section mein bhijwao usko..


SP-Ji Sir..


Main-Ok Uncle aaplog nikalo fir.. Jaanwar Mangal tum bhi nikalo ek banda Delhi rukk jaao koi emergency hui toh.. Yaa dono he chale jaao I'll manage..


Mangal-Fuck that.. Dono rukkenge humlog.


Main-Abe gandu.. Bahaar jyaada jarurat hai tumhari.. Dono jaao situation under control loo aaj jiss jiss ne bandey bheje hain ya khud leke aaye hain unko rewards do loyal log hain and baaki party ko handle karo and also koi bhi I repeat koi bhi ghar se mujhe millne nahi aaega , kissi ko aana hai toh bus jaanwar aaega baaki koi nahi.. Phone kar lenge raatko bus that's it..


Mangal-Ok..


Main-Nikalo ab.. SP sahaab le chalo humein bhi..


SP-Ji Sir..


Main-Ok guys.. Take care..


Main or Jatin SP k sath bahaar aaye and wahaan se officially Tihar k andar entry lee raaste mein jitane bhi officers mille sabne mere pair chuwe and jaise he humlog ground takk pohanchey toh literally hajaaron like hajaaron prisoners mera wait kar rahe they ground k dono taraf bheed he bheed thi or mujhe dekhte he wohlog lage chilaane lage naare lagaane.. India k bade se bade criminals mere liye naare laga rahe they ye tha mera impact... Waise toh main caahta toh ye sab abhi over kar shakta tha like mujhe koi jarurat nahi thi jail mein rehne ki lekin ye jaruri tha mere plan ka ek major part thi Tihar ..Koi dikkat nahi thi kuch din ki baat hai ,Tihar se he sarkaar chala lunga main..


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Update 583 (Tihar) – Roman Urdu Mein, Jazbaat Bhara Style


"Aaj nahi toh kal, AP toh jeetega hi!"


Yeh update sirf Tihar entry ka nahi tha — yeh system ke muh pe tamacha tha. AP ne seedha apne fans, apne logon ko address kiya... aur woh bhi itne calm aur confident tone mein jaise keh raha ho: "Game meri hai, time tumhara hai, sabar rakho."


Mic leke jo speech di usne — bhai literally us moment ne andar se hila diya. Koi frustration nahi, koi guilt nahi... sirf facts aur ek leader wali vibe:

"Judicial custody ke naam pe bhej toh rahe hain, lekin chargesheet mein ek saboot nahi hai... yaani case hi fake hai."

Public ka reaction?
Wahi josh, wahi loyalty — jise AP ne khud kamaaya hai. Bheed ke beech se nikalte waqt jo raasta bana uske liye — that was respect, not fear.


Aur jab Tihar ka gate khulta hai aur andar jaake DG uska welcome karta hai jaise kisi VIP ka karte hain — us waqt reader ko samajh aa jaata hai ki ye koi normal banda nahi... ye banda jail mein bhi system hilaa dega.


Phir jab CM, Abeer, Mangal aur Home Minister milte hain... aur AP unhe clearly bolta hai:

"VIP room nahi chahiye... agar kisi ne video leak kar diya toh sympathy chali jaayegi."

Bas wahi tha scene changer.
Itna foresight? Itna control apne image pe? Bhai, ye banda political mastermind nahi, "Political Devta" hai.


Aur jab finally andar ground mein entry hoti hai — aur hajaaron prisoners uske liye naare laga rahe hote hain...
Toh sach bolun, woh moment feel nahi kiya ja sakta, bas jeeya jaa sakta hai.

“Jail ke andar bhi raja wahi hai, baaki sab praja.”

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Highlights:

• AP ka public speech – Ek dum dil ko choo gaya
• Tihar mein welcome – VIP ka bhi baap style
• CM ke saath scenes – Siyasat ka asli gameplan
• Ground entry – Mass, Respect aur Influence ka blend

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Final Verdict:
Update 583 sirf ek jail entry nahi thi, yeh ek political storm ka trailer tha.
"Tihar jail nahi, AP ka political headquarters ban chuka hai."


Rating: 100/10
Jis tarah AP ne game ko control kiya hai — uske baad bas ek hi baat kehne ka mann karta hai:


"Jail ke taale band ho sakte hain, AP ki chal nahi."

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Chahe system ho ya siyasat...
AP ka game abhi shuru hua hai.

 

[Naik]

Update-582(Judicial Custody?)
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582

Uss Hall mein mojjud sabki gand fatt gayi thi Saeed Al Marri ki haalat dekh k..UAE ka sabse bada don, The Mad Arab Badilah Cartel ka leader mujhse baar-2 hath jodke maafi maang raha tha.. Ro raha tha woh gidgida raha tha woh. Video over ho chuki thi or Archana waapis aagayi thi or even Archana k cehre par bhi shock tha..

Archana- Ji haan sahi suna or dekha aapne abhi jo shaks tha woh The Infamous Badilah Cartel ka leader tha.. Saeed Al Marri Middle East Asia ka sabse dangerous criminal uski haalat dekhne laayak thi.. Woh baar baar hath jodke AP se maafi maang raha tha.. Lekin kyun?? Obviously hum sabko pata hai AP kon hai or woh kitna powerful hai lekin Saeed jo kal tak, kal bhi nahi abhi 30 minutes pehle takk AP ko jaan se maar dene ki dhamki de raha tha usko kisne itana daraaya kon tha woh shaks jo camera k piche tha.. Unki baaton se lag raha tha woh AP ka koi caahne waala tha jaise usne kaha ki AP ki wajah se uske friends and family India mein safe hai or AP ne unki help ki or badle mein woh AP k liye ye sab kar raha hai lekin ye sab weird hai ye ajeeb hai koi kyun itana sab karega kissi k liye.. Kya sach mein AP ne unki itani help ki hai.. Obviously AP k liye uske logon ki loyalty behisaab hai , abhi ka he example laga lijiye kaise uske order par laakhon log sadkon par uttar aaye woh bhi hathiyaaron k sath.. Jisme se kuch log toh Wanted hain Police, CBI, NIA yaa crime branch dawaara jinse bachne k liye wohlog maheenon se chipptey ghum rahe they lekin AP ki ek awaj par woh apni puri jindagi jail mein kaatne k liye bhi taiyaar hogaye.. Uske alawa bahot saare MLA's, MPs, Cabinet ministers bina kissi security k AP k liye yun laakhon logon k bich aaye.. Isase AP k liye unke logon ki loyalty ka andaaja lagaya jaa shakta hai or yahi loyalty hai jo unhe itana khatarnaak banaati hai. Uske ek ishaare par log jaan le bhi shakte hain or de bhi shaktey hain or dono ka he example hum abtak dekhte aaye hain.. Toh ye possible hai ki Saeed k sath Jo shaks tha woh sachmein AP ka koi caahne waala Raha hoga .AP North India ki sabse powerful personality hain Haryana, UP, Delhi, Rajasthan, Punjab, Himachal Pradesh and most recently Maharashtra ki sarkaar unke under hain or yahaan keval majority nahi hai unke pass balki ektarfa sarkaar banaai hai unhone yaani yahaan unhi kaa kanoon chalta hai.. Lekin ab sawaal ye hai ki aage kya?? AP ko arrest kar liya gaya hai or jiss tarah k iljaam unpe lage hain agar unmein se 25% bhi prove kar deti hai sarkaar toh AP ko apni aadhi se jyaada jindagi Jail mein bitani padegi.. Kya AP taiyaar hai iske liye?ya usase jaruri kya log taiyaar hain isske liye?? Kyunki Aadhe India k crime ko AP akele fight karta hai woh daily logon ki jaan bachata hai toh kya log taiyaar hain bina AP k aisi situations ko handle karne k liye..

Maine Tv bandh karwaya..

Main- Hanji.. What now??

Maine Neha ko bola , woh sab log bc munh faade khaddey they still..

Neha- The Honorable Judicial Magistrate sahaab will be here, tum tumhare lawyer ko bula shakte ho..

Main- I don't need a lawyer yet..

Neha- Jatin tum bula shaktey ho tumhare lawyer ko..

Jatin- Mere Lawyer, judge ,cm, pm yahi hain..

Neha- Ye toh already fansa hua hai tum kyun iske piche fans rahe ho, sab bata do bach jaaoge..

Jatin- Ahahaha. Funny. Ek or suna... Ek or..

Neha- Ok marro iske sath..

Ab kuch he minutes baad wahaan woh magistrate aaya ab obviously I know ye bhi Balvant ka paaltu kutta tha but it doesn't matter.. Not at all.. Ab uske sath humein ek alag room mein laaya gaya jahaan main Jatin Magistrate ,Neha or uske officers he they..Magistrate ne fir mujhe bola ki lawyer bula lo etc etc lekin maine mana kardiya fir Neha ne apni side se bolna chaalu kiya waise toh usne bahot kuch bola lekin uska matlab yahi tha ki AP par ye ye iljaam lage hain ,jo non bailable hain iski inquiry or investigation k liye unhe time caahiye toh AP or Jatin ko judicial custody mein rakha jaaye or uski team ko investigation puri karne ka time diya jaaye....

Main- Lekin saboot kahaan hain?? Chargesheet par mere against koi evidence ya gawaah hai?? Kuch bhi literally kuch bhi..

Neha- Hum saboot court mein he provide karenge..

Main- Ok so tumlog aise toh fir kissi ko bhi uthaake chargesheet lagaake court ka boldoge ,court mein saalon lag jaaenge or mera toh non bailable hai yaani tabtak main wait he karun??

Neha- Yes..

Main-Hell yeah.. Great..

Magistrate- Or kuch kehna hai tumhe??

Main- Keh toh diya bhai mere..

Magistrate- Respect ..

Main- Thappad maar dunga bakchodi karega toh mujhse.. Court nahi hai ye.. Jaldi bhonk.. Puch toh aise raha hai jaise meri baat sun he lega ..

Magistrate- The court agrees with Plaintiff . I'm sending Ankit Singh and Jatin Bamal to 15 days judicial custody inside Tihar Jail Starting Tomorrow. Neha and uski team wahin par separately ye investigation puri karegi..

Neha- Thanks Sir..

Main- Gajab.. Bc gajab..

Magistrate- Next time apni jubaan par lagaam lagaana..

Main- Next time teri jubaan par lagaam lagaaunga.. Don't worry.

Magistrate- Are you threatening me??

Main- Nope.. Not at all.. Court ki bahot ijjat karta hun main bro.. Let's go to tihar..

Ab obviously Magistrate unke under tha toh abhi hath pair maarke koi faayda nahi tha issliye apne tihar ki side nikalna t
heek hai.. Tihar bhi toh meri he hai...

Continued...

Archana ne tow aaj khoob tareef Kari AP ki sahi h
Tow magistrate ne 15 din ko custody di ab dekhte h kia plan bana kar khud ko arrest Karwaya h AP ne

 

[Rajesh]

Update-582(Judicial Custody?)
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582

Uss Hall mein mojjud sabki gand fatt gayi thi Saeed Al Marri ki haalat dekh k..UAE ka sabse bada don, The Mad Arab Badilah Cartel ka leader mujhse baar-2 hath jodke maafi maang raha tha.. Ro raha tha woh gidgida raha tha woh. Video over ho chuki thi or Archana waapis aagayi thi or even Archana k cehre par bhi shock tha..

Archana- Ji haan sahi suna or dekha aapne abhi jo shaks tha woh The Infamous Badilah Cartel ka leader tha.. Saeed Al Marri Middle East Asia ka sabse dangerous criminal uski haalat dekhne laayak thi.. Woh baar baar hath jodke AP se maafi maang raha tha.. Lekin kyun?? Obviously hum sabko pata hai AP kon hai or woh kitna powerful hai lekin Saeed jo kal tak, kal bhi nahi abhi 30 minutes pehle takk AP ko jaan se maar dene ki dhamki de raha tha usko kisne itana daraaya kon tha woh shaks jo camera k piche tha.. Unki baaton se lag raha tha woh AP ka koi caahne waala tha jaise usne kaha ki AP ki wajah se uske friends and family India mein safe hai or AP ne unki help ki or badle mein woh AP k liye ye sab kar raha hai lekin ye sab weird hai ye ajeeb hai koi kyun itana sab karega kissi k liye.. Kya sach mein AP ne unki itani help ki hai.. Obviously AP k liye uske logon ki loyalty behisaab hai , abhi ka he example laga lijiye kaise uske order par laakhon log sadkon par uttar aaye woh bhi hathiyaaron k sath.. Jisme se kuch log toh Wanted hain Police, CBI, NIA yaa crime branch dawaara jinse bachne k liye wohlog maheenon se chipptey ghum rahe they lekin AP ki ek awaj par woh apni puri jindagi jail mein kaatne k liye bhi taiyaar hogaye.. Uske alawa bahot saare MLA's, MPs, Cabinet ministers bina kissi security k AP k liye yun laakhon logon k bich aaye.. Isase AP k liye unke logon ki loyalty ka andaaja lagaya jaa shakta hai or yahi loyalty hai jo unhe itana khatarnaak banaati hai. Uske ek ishaare par log jaan le bhi shakte hain or de bhi shaktey hain or dono ka he example hum abtak dekhte aaye hain.. Toh ye possible hai ki Saeed k sath Jo shaks tha woh sachmein AP ka koi caahne waala Raha hoga .AP North India ki sabse powerful personality hain Haryana, UP, Delhi, Rajasthan, Punjab, Himachal Pradesh and most recently Maharashtra ki sarkaar unke under hain or yahaan keval majority nahi hai unke pass balki ektarfa sarkaar banaai hai unhone yaani yahaan unhi kaa kanoon chalta hai.. Lekin ab sawaal ye hai ki aage kya?? AP ko arrest kar liya gaya hai or jiss tarah k iljaam unpe lage hain agar unmein se 25% bhi prove kar deti hai sarkaar toh AP ko apni aadhi se jyaada jindagi Jail mein bitani padegi.. Kya AP taiyaar hai iske liye?ya usase jaruri kya log taiyaar hain isske liye?? Kyunki Aadhe India k crime ko AP akele fight karta hai woh daily logon ki jaan bachata hai toh kya log taiyaar hain bina AP k aisi situations ko handle karne k liye..

Maine Tv bandh karwaya..

Main- Hanji.. What now??

Maine Neha ko bola , woh sab log bc munh faade khaddey they still..

Neha- The Honorable Judicial Magistrate sahaab will be here, tum tumhare lawyer ko bula shakte ho..

Main- I don't need a lawyer yet..

Neha- Jatin tum bula shaktey ho tumhare lawyer ko..

Jatin- Mere Lawyer, judge ,cm, pm yahi hain..

Neha- Ye toh already fansa hua hai tum kyun iske piche fans rahe ho, sab bata do bach jaaoge..

Jatin- Ahahaha. Funny. Ek or suna... Ek or..

Neha- Ok marro iske sath..

Ab kuch he minutes baad wahaan woh magistrate aaya ab obviously I know ye bhi Balvant ka paaltu kutta tha but it doesn't matter.. Not at all.. Ab uske sath humein ek alag room mein laaya gaya jahaan main Jatin Magistrate ,Neha or uske officers he they..Magistrate ne fir mujhe bola ki lawyer bula lo etc etc lekin maine mana kardiya fir Neha ne apni side se bolna chaalu kiya waise toh usne bahot kuch bola lekin uska matlab yahi tha ki AP par ye ye iljaam lage hain ,jo non bailable hain iski inquiry or investigation k liye unhe time caahiye toh AP or Jatin ko judicial custody mein rakha jaaye or uski team ko investigation puri karne ka time diya jaaye....

Main- Lekin saboot kahaan hain?? Chargesheet par mere against koi evidence ya gawaah hai?? Kuch bhi literally kuch bhi..

Neha- Hum saboot court mein he provide karenge..

Main- Ok so tumlog aise toh fir kissi ko bhi uthaake chargesheet lagaake court ka boldoge ,court mein saalon lag jaaenge or mera toh non bailable hai yaani tabtak main wait he karun??

Neha- Yes..

Main-Hell yeah.. Great..

Magistrate- Or kuch kehna hai tumhe??

Main- Keh toh diya bhai mere..

Magistrate- Respect ..

Main- Thappad maar dunga bakchodi karega toh mujhse.. Court nahi hai ye.. Jaldi bhonk.. Puch toh aise raha hai jaise meri baat sun he lega ..

Magistrate- The court agrees with Plaintiff . I'm sending Ankit Singh and Jatin Bamal to 15 days judicial custody inside Tihar Jail Starting Tomorrow. Neha and uski team wahin par separately ye investigation puri karegi..

Neha- Thanks Sir..

Main- Gajab.. Bc gajab..

Magistrate- Next time apni jubaan par lagaam lagaana..

Main- Next time teri jubaan par lagaam lagaaunga.. Don't worry.

Magistrate- Are you threatening me??

Main- Nope.. Not at all.. Court ki bahot ijjat karta hun main bro.. Let's go to tihar..

Ab obviously Magistrate unke under tha toh abhi hath pair maarke koi faayda nahi tha issliye apne tihar ki side nikalna t
heek hai.. Tihar bhi toh meri he hai...

Continued...

Update-583(Tihar)​

583


NIA waalon ne mujhe Tihar lejaane ka jugaad kiya toh Commissioner aaya mere pass..


Commi-Neha ,Chance he nahi hai log AP ko lejaane denge issliye ek baar unko speech deke bolne do ki sab theek hai or wohlog apne apne ghar jaa shakte hain. Tabhi possible hai otherwise nahi..


Neha-Bologe tum bheed ko?


Main-Sure itana pyaar se bol rahe ho toh kyun nahi..


Commi-Great.. Maine Mike or speakers ka intejaam kar diya hai...


Neha-Ok.. Koi negative bhaasan nahi dena hai..


Main-I dont need that..


Neha-Ok lets go then..


Unhone mujhe or Jatin ko sath liya and bahaar leke aaye humein.. Bahaar mujhe dekhte he bheed firse chillaane lagi.. Commissioner ne Mike mere saamne pakkada or maine bheed k chup hone k baad bolna chaalu kiya..


Main-Guys guys guys... Sabse pehle toh bahot bahot dhanyavaad , meri itani fikar karne k liye, mere liye sab kuch chhodke yahaan aane k liye apna pyaar dikhaane k liye.. Bahot bahot dhanyavaad.. Aapka yahi pyaar mujhe motivation dega iss juthe case se fight karne k liye... Aaplog ab aaram se ghar jaa shaktey ho sab theek hai kuch din ki judicial custody mein rakha jaaega mujhe.. 15 Din ki judicial custody mein tihar jail bheja hai mujhe lekin ye pehli baar hua hai bharat k Constitution mein ki kissi ko judicial custody bheja jaa raha hai unn crimes ko leke jinke koi saboot government k pass hai nahi... Meri chargesheet mein ek bhi evidence nahi hai ek bhi nahi... Toh samjh gaye hoge tumlog sab fake hai or hum jeet jaaenge ye case easily bus aaplog aaram se ghar baithke dekho ye sab, mujhe kuch nahi hoga aaplog hone nahi doge mujhe kuch.. Rahi baat NDP ki toh woh mera kuch bhi nahi bigaad shakte Judge kya puri court khareed lein toh bhi kuch nahi.. Ok guys chalta hun haan uss judge or Balvant Patel se puch jarur lena judicial custody mein bheja kiss base par hai..


Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle Neha ne Mike leliya mere aage se or bheed fir lagi chilaane maine apna message bhej diya tha baaki kaam log khud dekh lenge.. Bheed ne mere liye raasta banaaya or mujhe or Jatin ko firse gaadi mein baithaya Neha ne or humlog firse nikale Tihar k liye bheed ne abki baar humaara raasta nahi rouka or humlog unke bichon bich se nikalte gaye and kareeb 20 minutes ki driving k baad humlog bheed se durr aaye, itani jyaada bheed thi bc ki durr durr takk failli hui thi finally log dikhne kam hue and humlog nikale Tihar ki taraf and finally lambi drive k baad humlog Tihar k front gate par pohanchey.. Gate k uppar he DG Prisons or uske kaafi saare junior officers mojjud they.. Neha niche uttari usne DG ko salute kiya..


Neha-Sir ye rahe papers ,dono culprits humaare sath hain..


DG-Great.. Inko humaare hawaale kar do..


Neha- Actually sir hum personally inhe andar takk lejaa shakte toh better hota, investigation aaj se he suru ho jaati..


DG- Unfortunately that will not be possible Neha ji.. Tihar k andar kissi bhi criminal ko investigate karne ka time Subah 9 Am se Shyaam 4 baje he hai or abhi dekho 4 Bajke 10 minutes ho chuki hain so tumlog andar nahi jaa shakte.. Issliye aap inko drop karke jaa shakte ho..


Neha-Kuch ho nahi shakta kya sir? Can't you grant us this favour..


DG-Neha ji Main aapse 3 Ranks senior hun I'm the highest ranking authority here toh favour main maang shakta hun tumse naa ki tum maangogi mujhse.. Issliye please hand them over and leave.. I'll see you tomorrow..


Neha-Ok.. Ok.. Fine.. Get them out..


Hum dono ko gaadi se niche utaara gaya jahaan se Tihar k officers ne humein apne sath liya or humaare documents liye and humein leke Tihar k bade se gate se andar entry Lee or piche gate bandh hogaya DG bhi Neha wagairaah ko bhagaake waapis aagaya andar..


DG-Parnaam AP sahaab..


Main-Parnaam DG sahaab.. Kaisa chal raha hai??


DG- Bus aapki daya se sab badhiya chal raha hai AP sahaab.. Dil bahot khuss hua jo aapne humein Sewa ka moka diya..


Main-Thanks to you DG sahaab..


DG-Aaiye please CM sahaab wait kar rahe hain aapka.. Formalities ye log fill kar lenge..


Humaari hathkadi wagairaah kholi gayi and Main or Jatin, DG k sath offices ki taraf chal paddey.. Sath mein ek SP bhi tha jo Tihar ka incharge tha humlog SP k office mein aaye jahaan Delhi CM, Abeer,Mangal and Home Minister baithey they mujhe dekhte he wohlog mujhse galle mille..


CM- AP hopefully sab kuch plan karke kiya hai tune..? Otherwise ye bahot ulta pad jaaega..


Main-Dont worry uncle sab kuch sahi hai..


CM-Fir theek hai.. Kitane din mein unravel karoge sab??


Main-Kuch din baad ..


CM-Ok tabtak tum ek kaam karo ye office mein he raho.. Food wagairaah SP arrange karwa denge.. Badhiya ac hai andar bed bhi hai.. Koi issue nahi hoga..


Abeer-Yeah perfect..


Main-Oh no no no.. No.. Uncle.. Aisa kuch nahi chahiye sab real hoga..Dekho Tihar k andar keval prisoners k pass milaake saikdon phones honge or obviously wohlog unka use bhi karenge agar kissi tuche bandey ne video banaake bahaar bhej di na ki AP kaise VIP treatment le raha hai prison k andar toh jitani sympathy itani mehnat se khaai haina maine sab chali jaaegi mera waar mujhpe he ulta padd jaaega. Issliye main normally he rahunga as a prisoner kuch din ki he toh baat hai mujhe bus mera phone lena hai jisse main chipaake use kar lunga uske alawa koi VIP treatment nahi chahiye mujhe..


CM-Pakka??


Main-Oh yeah.. Baaki jarurat hogi kissi cheej ki toh maang lunga..


Abeer-Tera phone ye raha lele..


Main-Thanks..


Abeer-Neha ko dusara phone diya tune??


Main-Yeah... Boldunga kho gaya original..


Abeer-Isko track karlegi toh??


Main-Lund mera track ho jaega ye phone.. Ghanta..


CM-SP sahaab jabtak AP yahaan haina tabtak tum bhi yahin rahoge 24*7 ..


SP-Ji Sir..


CM-Baaki DG sahab bhi hain he koi orr issue hai toh call me I'll be here..


Main-Yeah yeah chinta naa karo I'll handle.. Vinay kahaan hai kardiya tha surrender usne..?


Abeer-Haan aaj Subah he surrender kardiya tha usne.. Kahaan hai woh ??


SP-Woh sir dusare barrack mein hai..


Main-Na naa usko idhar leke aao.. Dusare barrack k liye thodi bulaaya hai usko.. Humaare section mein bhijwao usko..


SP-Ji Sir..


Main-Ok Uncle aaplog nikalo fir.. Jaanwar Mangal tum bhi nikalo ek banda Delhi rukk jaao koi emergency hui toh.. Yaa dono he chale jaao I'll manage..


Mangal-Fuck that.. Dono rukkenge humlog.


Main-Abe gandu.. Bahaar jyaada jarurat hai tumhari.. Dono jaao situation under control loo aaj jiss jiss ne bandey bheje hain ya khud leke aaye hain unko rewards do loyal log hain and baaki party ko handle karo and also koi bhi I repeat koi bhi ghar se mujhe millne nahi aaega , kissi ko aana hai toh bus jaanwar aaega baaki koi nahi.. Phone kar lenge raatko bus that's it..


Mangal-Ok..


Main-Nikalo ab.. SP sahaab le chalo humein bhi..


SP-Ji Sir..


Main-Ok guys.. Take care..


Main or Jatin SP k sath bahaar aaye and wahaan se officially Tihar k andar entry lee raaste mein jitane bhi officers mille sabne mere pair chuwe and jaise he humlog ground takk pohanchey toh literally hajaaron like hajaaron prisoners mera wait kar rahe they ground k dono taraf bheed he bheed thi or mujhe dekhte he wohlog lage chilaane lage naare lagaane.. India k bade se bade criminals mere liye naare laga rahe they ye tha mera impact... Waise toh main caahta toh ye sab abhi over kar shakta tha like mujhe koi jarurat nahi thi jail mein rehne ki lekin ye jaruri tha mere plan ka ek major part thi Tihar ..Koi dikkat nahi thi kuch din ki baat hai ,Tihar se he sarkaar chala lunga main..


Continuee..

Superb update bro

 

[Naik]

Update-583(Tihar)​

583


NIA waalon ne mujhe Tihar lejaane ka jugaad kiya toh Commissioner aaya mere pass..


Commi-Neha ,Chance he nahi hai log AP ko lejaane denge issliye ek baar unko speech deke bolne do ki sab theek hai or wohlog apne apne ghar jaa shakte hain. Tabhi possible hai otherwise nahi..


Neha-Bologe tum bheed ko?


Main-Sure itana pyaar se bol rahe ho toh kyun nahi..


Commi-Great.. Maine Mike or speakers ka intejaam kar diya hai...


Neha-Ok.. Koi negative bhaasan nahi dena hai..


Main-I dont need that..


Neha-Ok lets go then..


Unhone mujhe or Jatin ko sath liya and bahaar leke aaye humein.. Bahaar mujhe dekhte he bheed firse chillaane lagi.. Commissioner ne Mike mere saamne pakkada or maine bheed k chup hone k baad bolna chaalu kiya..


Main-Guys guys guys... Sabse pehle toh bahot bahot dhanyavaad , meri itani fikar karne k liye, mere liye sab kuch chhodke yahaan aane k liye apna pyaar dikhaane k liye.. Bahot bahot dhanyavaad.. Aapka yahi pyaar mujhe motivation dega iss juthe case se fight karne k liye... Aaplog ab aaram se ghar jaa shaktey ho sab theek hai kuch din ki judicial custody mein rakha jaaega mujhe.. 15 Din ki judicial custody mein tihar jail bheja hai mujhe lekin ye pehli baar hua hai bharat k Constitution mein ki kissi ko judicial custody bheja jaa raha hai unn crimes ko leke jinke koi saboot government k pass hai nahi... Meri chargesheet mein ek bhi evidence nahi hai ek bhi nahi... Toh samjh gaye hoge tumlog sab fake hai or hum jeet jaaenge ye case easily bus aaplog aaram se ghar baithke dekho ye sab, mujhe kuch nahi hoga aaplog hone nahi doge mujhe kuch.. Rahi baat NDP ki toh woh mera kuch bhi nahi bigaad shakte Judge kya puri court khareed lein toh bhi kuch nahi.. Ok guys chalta hun haan uss judge or Balvant Patel se puch jarur lena judicial custody mein bheja kiss base par hai..


Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle Neha ne Mike leliya mere aage se or bheed fir lagi chilaane maine apna message bhej diya tha baaki kaam log khud dekh lenge.. Bheed ne mere liye raasta banaaya or mujhe or Jatin ko firse gaadi mein baithaya Neha ne or humlog firse nikale Tihar k liye bheed ne abki baar humaara raasta nahi rouka or humlog unke bichon bich se nikalte gaye and kareeb 20 minutes ki driving k baad humlog bheed se durr aaye, itani jyaada bheed thi bc ki durr durr takk failli hui thi finally log dikhne kam hue and humlog nikale Tihar ki taraf and finally lambi drive k baad humlog Tihar k front gate par pohanchey.. Gate k uppar he DG Prisons or uske kaafi saare junior officers mojjud they.. Neha niche uttari usne DG ko salute kiya..


Neha-Sir ye rahe papers ,dono culprits humaare sath hain..


DG-Great.. Inko humaare hawaale kar do..


Neha- Actually sir hum personally inhe andar takk lejaa shakte toh better hota, investigation aaj se he suru ho jaati..


DG- Unfortunately that will not be possible Neha ji.. Tihar k andar kissi bhi criminal ko investigate karne ka time Subah 9 Am se Shyaam 4 baje he hai or abhi dekho 4 Bajke 10 minutes ho chuki hain so tumlog andar nahi jaa shakte.. Issliye aap inko drop karke jaa shakte ho..


Neha-Kuch ho nahi shakta kya sir? Can't you grant us this favour..


DG-Neha ji Main aapse 3 Ranks senior hun I'm the highest ranking authority here toh favour main maang shakta hun tumse naa ki tum maangogi mujhse.. Issliye please hand them over and leave.. I'll see you tomorrow..


Neha-Ok.. Ok.. Fine.. Get them out..


Hum dono ko gaadi se niche utaara gaya jahaan se Tihar k officers ne humein apne sath liya or humaare documents liye and humein leke Tihar k bade se gate se andar entry Lee or piche gate bandh hogaya DG bhi Neha wagairaah ko bhagaake waapis aagaya andar..


DG-Parnaam AP sahaab..


Main-Parnaam DG sahaab.. Kaisa chal raha hai??


DG- Bus aapki daya se sab badhiya chal raha hai AP sahaab.. Dil bahot khuss hua jo aapne humein Sewa ka moka diya..


Main-Thanks to you DG sahaab..


DG-Aaiye please CM sahaab wait kar rahe hain aapka.. Formalities ye log fill kar lenge..


Humaari hathkadi wagairaah kholi gayi and Main or Jatin, DG k sath offices ki taraf chal paddey.. Sath mein ek SP bhi tha jo Tihar ka incharge tha humlog SP k office mein aaye jahaan Delhi CM, Abeer,Mangal and Home Minister baithey they mujhe dekhte he wohlog mujhse galle mille..


CM- AP hopefully sab kuch plan karke kiya hai tune..? Otherwise ye bahot ulta pad jaaega..


Main-Dont worry uncle sab kuch sahi hai..


CM-Fir theek hai.. Kitane din mein unravel karoge sab??


Main-Kuch din baad ..


CM-Ok tabtak tum ek kaam karo ye office mein he raho.. Food wagairaah SP arrange karwa denge.. Badhiya ac hai andar bed bhi hai.. Koi issue nahi hoga..


Abeer-Yeah perfect..


Main-Oh no no no.. No.. Uncle.. Aisa kuch nahi chahiye sab real hoga..Dekho Tihar k andar keval prisoners k pass milaake saikdon phones honge or obviously wohlog unka use bhi karenge agar kissi tuche bandey ne video banaake bahaar bhej di na ki AP kaise VIP treatment le raha hai prison k andar toh jitani sympathy itani mehnat se khaai haina maine sab chali jaaegi mera waar mujhpe he ulta padd jaaega. Issliye main normally he rahunga as a prisoner kuch din ki he toh baat hai mujhe bus mera phone lena hai jisse main chipaake use kar lunga uske alawa koi VIP treatment nahi chahiye mujhe..


CM-Pakka??


Main-Oh yeah.. Baaki jarurat hogi kissi cheej ki toh maang lunga..


Abeer-Tera phone ye raha lele..


Main-Thanks..


Abeer-Neha ko dusara phone diya tune??


Main-Yeah... Boldunga kho gaya original..


Abeer-Isko track karlegi toh??


Main-Lund mera track ho jaega ye phone.. Ghanta..


CM-SP sahaab jabtak AP yahaan haina tabtak tum bhi yahin rahoge 24*7 ..


SP-Ji Sir..


CM-Baaki DG sahab bhi hain he koi orr issue hai toh call me I'll be here..


Main-Yeah yeah chinta naa karo I'll handle.. Vinay kahaan hai kardiya tha surrender usne..?


Abeer-Haan aaj Subah he surrender kardiya tha usne.. Kahaan hai woh ??


SP-Woh sir dusare barrack mein hai..


Main-Na naa usko idhar leke aao.. Dusare barrack k liye thodi bulaaya hai usko.. Humaare section mein bhijwao usko..


SP-Ji Sir..


Main-Ok Uncle aaplog nikalo fir.. Jaanwar Mangal tum bhi nikalo ek banda Delhi rukk jaao koi emergency hui toh.. Yaa dono he chale jaao I'll manage..


Mangal-Fuck that.. Dono rukkenge humlog.


Main-Abe gandu.. Bahaar jyaada jarurat hai tumhari.. Dono jaao situation under control loo aaj jiss jiss ne bandey bheje hain ya khud leke aaye hain unko rewards do loyal log hain and baaki party ko handle karo and also koi bhi I repeat koi bhi ghar se mujhe millne nahi aaega , kissi ko aana hai toh bus jaanwar aaega baaki koi nahi.. Phone kar lenge raatko bus that's it..


Mangal-Ok..


Main-Nikalo ab.. SP sahaab le chalo humein bhi..


SP-Ji Sir..


Main-Ok guys.. Take care..


Main or Jatin SP k sath bahaar aaye and wahaan se officially Tihar k andar entry lee raaste mein jitane bhi officers mille sabne mere pair chuwe and jaise he humlog ground takk pohanchey toh literally hajaaron like hajaaron prisoners mera wait kar rahe they ground k dono taraf bheed he bheed thi or mujhe dekhte he wohlog lage chilaane lage naare lagaane.. India k bade se bade criminals mere liye naare laga rahe they ye tha mera impact... Waise toh main caahta toh ye sab abhi over kar shakta tha like mujhe koi jarurat nahi thi jail mein rehne ki lekin ye jaruri tha mere plan ka ek major part thi Tihar ..Koi dikkat nahi thi kuch din ki baat hai ,Tihar se he sarkaar chala lunga main..


Continuee..

Neha ko jab DG sahab ne kaha ab yaha se tumhara kaam khatam Hoga aaj ab Kal aana tab uska muh dekhne Wala tha
Kia zabardast entry li h jail me sahi h Bhai
Ab dekhte kab apni sarkar banti or aage kia hota h
Badhiya zabardast shaandar update

 

[HIDDEN DRAGON]

Insane update.
You are one of the best writers.

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Ok ok so i am little late but its ok
So first
Saeed al marri na dhamki di AP ko and 20 minutes baad hi uska video aagayaa...
Like seriously this shit is insane ...
Aur ye chez mujhe MERCHANT OF DEATH ka kaam lagta hai ...
Means uske through kyu k 3.0 aka THE SERPENT to baat bolne ka moqa hi na deta saeed ko ...
Aur ye bhi kehta chaloo k log ye bhull rahe hai k MERCHANT OF DEATH koi kamzoor cheej nahi hai ...
Wo to THE SERPENT ki wajah se hype thori kam hogayii hai....

And secondly
TIHAR JAIL its shocking AP nai tihar jail mai khud ko bhejaa ..
Chalo wo to samajh phir bhi ataaa hai ..
Who is that vinaay...


THIRDLY
Balvant ka reaction will be very intresting kyu k unke ummeddon per to pani per gaya ...
Aur dekhna ye hoga k wo kese in buisnessmans se khudko alag kerta ...
Kyu k unke khilaf to saboot mujood hai...

So the next updates will be very intresting..
Looking forward for more updates..

Vinay vo Mantri hai jisko AP ne kuch din ke liye bahar nikl vaya tha jo south ko dekhega

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Update 582: “Judicial Custody?”
"Tihar bhi toh meri hi hai." – Bas yahi line iss update ki asli vibe bata deti hai. Let’s break it down:

Scene Setting & Emotional Tone:
Update ki shuruaat hi Saeed Al Marri ki roti, ghoor ghoor ke maafi maangti surat se hoti hai – aur sab log literally gand fatt gayi mode mein chale jaate hain. Archana jaisi composed anchor bhi shocked hoti hai. Aur jab ek news anchor emotional ho jaye, samajh jao duniya hil gayi hai.

Archana's Monologue:
Archana ne jo AP ke supporters aur loyalists ke baare mein kaha, woh update ka sabse intense psychological part tha:

Laakhon log sirf ek aawaz par sadkon par nikal aaye

Wanted criminals bhi jail jaane ko ready ho gaye

Cabinet Ministers bina security ke AP ke support mein

North India ki politics pe one-man army domination

Yeh sab AP ki fearless aur loyal leadership ka proof hai. Uska “ek ishaara = jan ya maut” equation totally legit feel hota hai.

Courtroom Drama & Tihar Entry:
Courtroom nahi — yeh toh ek mazaak tha jahan magistrate bhi AP ka kuch nahi bigaad sakta. Neha ki taraf se formal legal protocol chal raha tha lekin AP usko sirf tamasha samajh raha tha.

Best Dialogues:

“Thappad maar dunga bakchodi karega toh mujhse..”

“Next time teri zubaan par lagaam lagaaunga..”

“Tihar bhi toh meri hi hai..”

AP ki besharmi nahi, uska confidence hai jo charm karta hai. Court mein khud ko “bhai” kehna aur magistrate se bhi casually baat karna shows he knows he's untouchable.

Jatin's Loyalty:
“Mere lawyer, judge, CM, PM yahi hain.”
Ek baar phir dikh gaya ki AP ke log sirf dost nahi, junooni bhakt hain. Neha jaisi intelligent officer bhi frustrated ho gayi ki koi toote hi nahi raha.

Judicial Custody Announcement:
Jab Magistrate 15 din ki Tihar Judicial Custody ka verdict sunata hai toh AP ka reaction:

“Gajab.. BC gajab..”

Bas yahi sarcasm dikhata hai ki woh court ko ek formality samajhta hai. Uska confidence:

“Tihar bhi toh meri hi hai”
– shows he already has control even in captivity.

Final Verdict:
Yeh update ek political + psychological + criminal powerplay ka masterpiece hai. Saeed Al Marri ki roti surat se lekar AP ke sarcastic swagger tak, har scene aisa hai jaise kisi blockbuster web series ka climax ho.

Rating: 10/10
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Dialogues:

Psych Impact:

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Courtroom Satire:

One Line Review:
"Jab kanoon AP ko rok nahi sakta, toh jail bhi uska palace hi ban jaata hai."

Next update ka intezaar = Patience ki ultimate test!

Bhai yr kya review dete ho love you bro #nohomo

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[Avner]

Gajab updates AP bro maja agaya.