Shaadi Ke Baad: Nanihaal Ka Naya Thikana
"Bhai, shaadi ka mahaul apni jagah tha, par mera dhyan toh ab bhi Sabhya Maa ke khule blouse ke buttonaur Ranveer ki naughty muskaan par hi atka hua tha. Aur Pushpa Mausi ke saath jo kuch gaadi mein hua tha, woh toh mere zehen se nikal hi nahi raha tha. Mohanpur ke rishton ka khel ab aur gehra hone wala tha."
Shaadi ke baad, sab logon ne nanihaal jaane ka plan banaya, jo usi gaon mein tha. Nanihaal! Naam sunte hi mere andar ek ajeeb si khushi hui. Bachpan ki yaadein, aur ab ek naya mauka. Hum sab gaadiyon mein baith kar nanihaal ki taraf chal diye. Raaste mein sab hansi-mazaak kar rahe the, par mere andar toh aage kya hone wala hai, uski bechaini thi.
Nanihaal Ka Raaz: Ab Sirf Char Log
Nanihaal pahunchte hi, sabka swagat hua. Nani aur Nana ne sabko bade pyar se gale lagaya. Ghar mein ek alag hi ronak thi. Din bhar baatein, khana-peena, aur puraane kisse chalte rahe. Main bhi sabke saath hansi-mazaak kar raha tha, par meri nazar Sabhya Maa aur Pushpa Mausi par hi thi. Ranveer bhi aas-paas hi mandra raha tha.
Shaam ko jab sab log baith kar agle din wapas jaane ki planning kar rahe the, tabhi Nana ne kaha, "Arre, Sabhya, Pushpa, tum dono aur bachche itni jaldi mat jaao. Ek hafta aur ruk jao. Maine bhi tumhe kayi saalon baad dekha hai."
Meri aankhein chamak uthi. Ye toh jackpot tha, bhai!
Baap Raghuvendra Singh ne kaha, "Haan, Sabhya, ruk jaao. Main aur Dinesh subah nikal jayenge. Tum log baad mein aa jana."
Pushpa Mausi ne Sabhya Maa ki taraf dekha, aur unki aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak thi, jaise unhe bhi is mauke ka intezaar tha. Sabhya Maa ne bhi sir hilaya aur haan kar di.
Aur phir, bhai, woh khabar mili jisne mere dil ki dhadkan tez kar di. Jab list ban rahi thi, toh pata chala ki baki sab toh kal ghar wapas chale jayenge. Par main (Arjun), Sabhya Maa, Pushpa Mausi, aur Ranveer, ek hafta udhar hi rehna tha.
"Ye sunte hi mere andar ki aag aur tez ho gayi. Nanihaal ka khula mahaul, aur ab sirf char log – main, meri Maa, meri Tai, aur Tai ka beta, jo mere jaisa hi tease tha. Sabhya Maa ki rasbhari figure, Pushpa Mausi ka bharpur jism, aur unke andar ki woh chhupi hui bhookh. Aur main, apni 6-inch kadak tool aur constant hunger in eyes ke saath, ab poori tarah se taiyaar tha."
Yeh shaadi sirf ek bahana thi, bhai. Asli khel toh ab shuru hone wala tha. Nanihaal ki yeh ek hafte ki chutti, ek aise safar mein badalne wali thi, jahan rishton ki har seema toot jayegi, aur hawas ki aag poori tarah se bhadak jayegi.
Nanihaal Ka Vivaran: Sabhya Ke Parivaar Ka Ghar
Bhai, ab picture poori clear ho gayi. Jab Arjun Pratap aur baaki sab nanihaal pahunche, toh woh kisi aur ke ghar nahi, balki Sabhya Maa ke poore parivaar ke ghar mein hi the. Yaani, Hariram Mama (Sabhya ke bade bhai) aur Lallan Mama (Sabhya ke chhote bhai), unki biwiyan, aur bachche, sab isi nanihaal mein rehte the. Yeh toh aur bhi masaledaar ho gaya, bhai! Ab rishton ki haddein todna aur bhi aasaan, ya shayad aur bhi mushkil, hone wala tha, kyuki sab apne hi log the, har taraf nazar aur chahat ka jaal bichha hua tha.
Nanihaal Ka Mahaul Aur Arjun Ki Nazar
"Nanihaal ka ghar ek bade se aangan wala purana haveli tha. Har kone mein rishte the, aur har rishte mein koi na koi chhipi hui kahani. Main, Arjun Pratap, apni permanent tease wali aankhon aur 6-inch kadak tool ke saath, ab is hawas ke khel ka poora hissa ban chuka tha. Gaadi mein jo kuch Sabhya Maa aur Ranveer ke beech hua tha, aur Pushpa Mausi ke saath jo masti maine ki thi, uske baad toh meri bhookh aur badh gayi thi."
Nanihaal mein sabse pehle Hariram Mama aur Prema Mami se milna hua. Hariram Mama, jo Sabhya Maa ke bade bhai hain, ghar ke guardian the. Unki badi mooch aur tez aankhein thi, par main janta tha ki woh bhi andar se kitne fantasizing mode mein rehte hain. Prema Mami, unki biwi, jo 44-38-44 figure liye thi, thodi chup-chaap, par unki aankhon mein bhi ek chhipi hui chamak thi. Jab woh jhukti thi, toh unka deep cleavagesaaf dikhta tha. Meri nazar un par bhi tik gayi.
Phir the Lallan Mama, Sabhya Maa ke chhote bhai. Woh hamesha double meaning baatein karte the, aur unki chubby biwi, Radha Mami, bhi 44-38-44 figure ke saath har baat par gossip karti thi. Radha Mami jab chalti thi, toh unki moti gaand aur bhare hue hips aise hilte the ki meri nazar wahan se hatne ka naam hi nahi leti thi. Unki baaton mein masti thi, aur main janta tha ki unke andar bhi ek nayi chahat chhupi hai.
"Nanihaal mein har taraf shaadi-shuda auratein thi, sabhi 44-38-44 figure ki, bharpur aur raseeli. Aur unke beech mein kunwari ladkiyan bhi thi – Pooja, Hariram Mama ki beti, jo 38-34-38 figure liye thi aur Side eye queen thi. Aur Sweety, Lallan Mama ki beti, jo abhi 12th pass thi, cute thi, aur tight kapdon ka craze rakhti thi, uska figure bhi 38-34-38 tha."
Naye Khel Ke Khiladi
Is nanihaal mein ab sirf Arjun, Sabhya Maa, Pushpa Mausi aur Ranveer hi nahi the. Ab ismein Hariram Mama, Prema Mami, Lallan Mama, Radha Mami, Pooja, aur Sweety bhi shamil the. Har koi apna-apna role nibha raha tha, par har aankh mein ek alag hi bhookh thi.
"Main, Arjun Pratap, ab is nanihaal ke rishton ke jaal mein poori tarah se ghus chuka tha. Meri constant hunger in eyes har ek chehre ko, har ek jism ko scan kar rahi thi. Ye ek hafta, sirf chutti nahi thi, bhai. Yeh ek aisa safarnama tha, jahan hawas aur chahat ki koi seema nahi rehne wali thi. Mohanpur ke rishton ki gaadi ab nanihaal ke gupt raaston par chalne wali thi, jahan charitra sirf ek shabd reh jayega, aur jism ki pyaas hi sabse badi sachhai hai
Nanihaal Ki Raat: Prema Mami Aur Sunny Ka Raaz
"Bhai, nanihaal mein raat gehri ho chuki thi. Chaaron taraf khamoshi thi, par mere andar ki aag aur 6-inch kadak tool shaant nahi thi. Din bhar ke safar aur Sabhya Maa aur Pushpa Mausi ke saath ke khel ne mujhe aur uksa diya tha. Main janta tha, ab yeh hafte bhar ka stay, koi aam chutti nahi hone waali."
Sunny Ka Raaz: Bathroom Ki Khidki
"Main chupke se chat par ghoom raha tha, thodi thandi hawa khaane. Tabhi meri nazar Sunny par padi. Woh Hariram Mama ka beta tha, mera reel buddy, 20 saal ka. Woh bhi chhat par tha, par ek kone mein chhupa hua, ek khidki ki taraf dekhe ja raha tha. Woh khidki Hariram Mama ke bathroom ki thi. Sunny ke chehre par wahi bold memes wali muskaan thi, aur uski aankhein badi-badi thi, jaise woh kuch khaas dekh raha ho. Main samajh gaya, bhai, yeh ladka apni maa, Prema Mami, ko dekh raha hoga."
Main dheere se uske kareeb gaya. Sunny ne mujhe dekha, aur ek pal ko ghabra gaya, jaise woh pakda gaya ho. "Kya hua, Sunny?" maine dheere se uske kaan mein fusfusaya. "Itni raat ko yahan kya kar raha hai?"
Sunny ne sharmate hue neeche dekha, par uski aankhon ki chamak chhupi nahi thi. "Kuch nahi, Arjun bhaiya," usne dheere se kaha.
"Achha?" maine use tease karte hue kaha. "Toh phir yeh khidki ki taraf itna kya dekh raha hai? Andar kya koi khazana chupa hai?"
Sunny ne meri taraf dekha, aur phir wapas khidki ki taraf ishara kiya, par kuch bola nahi. Maine uski nazar ka peecha kiya aur bathroom ke andar jhanka. Bhai, andar ka nazara dekh kar meri saansein atak gayi. Prema Mami nahal rahi thi!
Prema Mami Ka Nahan: Ek Bada Raaz
"Prema Mami, Hariram Mama ki biwi, apni 44-38-44 figure ke saath paani ke neeche thi. Unke bharpur jism par paani ki boondein aise chamak rahi thi jaise woh koi apsara ho. Unke mote chooche aur bharpur hips paani mein aur bhi zyada bade aur raseele lag rahe the. Unke lambe baal bheeg kar unke kandhon se chipak gaye the."
Meri aankhon mein permanent tease ab poori tarah se jaag chuka tha. Maine Sunny ki taraf dekha. Uske chehre par ajeeb si uttejna aur sharm dono the.
"Toh yeh hai tera khazana, Sunny?" maine dheere se kaha. "Aur tu akela-akela dekh raha tha?"
Sunny ne sharmate hue sir hilaya. "Arjun bhaiya, yeh… yeh toh… meri Maa hai." Uski awaaz mein ab bhi thodi jhijhak thi.
"Aur kya?" maine uske kandhe par haath rakha. "Isme kya galat hai? Maa bhi toh aurat hai. Aur jawan aurat ko nahaate hue dekhna toh sabko pasand hota hai. Tu toh uska beta hai, isme kya galat hai?" Maine usko samjhane ki koshish ki, uske andar ki jhijhak ko todne ki. "Ye toh normal hai, bhai. Tera jism bhi toh jawan ho raha hai. Isme sharm kaisi?"
Saath Mein Nahan Ka Nazara
Meri baatein sunkar Sunny thoda sehuj hua. Usne phir se Prema Mami ki taraf dekha, par is baar uski aankhon mein sharm kam aur bhookh zyada thi.
"Dekh, Sunny," maine kaha, "Yeh koi galat baat nahi hai. Ye toh kudrat hai. Hum mard hain, aur auraton ko dekhna hamari fitrat hai. Khaas kar jab woh itni raseeli ho." Maine Prema Mami ki taraf ishara kiya, jo ab sabun laga rahi thi, aur unke bharpur chooche sabun ke jhaag mein chamak rahe the.
Sunny ne meri taraf dekha. "Toh... toh aap bhi dekhte ho?"
"Bilkul, bhai," maine uski aankhon mein dekhte hue kaha. "Aur ab tu bhi dekh. Saath mein dekhte hain."
Maine Sunny ko apne kareeb kiya, aur hum dono ne ek saath Prema Mami ko nahaate hue dekhna shuru kiya. Prema Mami, jo apne aap mein magan thi, unhe zara bhi andaaza nahi tha ki unka beta (Sunny) aur unka bhatija (Arjun) unhe is haalat mein dekh rahe the.
"Mami ke mote chooche sabun ke jhaag mein masalte hue, unke bharpur hips hilte hue, aur paani ki awaaz… sab kuch mere andar ki aag ko aur badha raha tha. Sunny bhi ab poori tarah se is nazare mein kho chuka tha. Uski saansein tez thi, aur uske chehre par ab sharm ki jagah sirf hawas thi. Hum dono wahan khade the, ek maulvi aur uske chele ki tarah, apni Maa (bhabhi) ko, jo ghar ki tradition aur sabhyata ka prateek thi, nanga dekhte hue."
Ab kya lagta hai, bhai? Arjun aur Sunny ka yeh gupt nazara kitna aage badhega? Kya Prema Mami ko is baat ka ehsaas hoga, ya is nanihaal mein koi aur raaz khulega?
Prema Mami Ka Nahan: Pura Nanga Nazara
"Prema Mami, Hariram Mama ki biwi, apni 44-38-44 figure ke saath paani ke neeche thi. Unke bharpur jism par paani ki boondein aise chamak rahi thi jaise woh koi apsara ho. Unke mote chooche, chahakta pet, aur bharpur hips, poore nange dikh rahe the. Har hissa raseela aur bulaya hua lag raha tha. Unke lambe baal bheeg kar unke kandhon se chipak gaye the, aur har curve poori tarah se dikh raha tha."
Meri aankhon mein permanent tease ab poori tarah se jaag chuka tha. Maine Sunny ki taraf dekha. Uske chehre par ajeeb si uttejna aur sharm dono the.
"Toh yeh hai tera khazana, Sunny?" maine dheere se kaha. "Aur tu akela-akela dekh raha tha?"
Sunny ne sharmate hue sir hilaya. "Arjun bhaiya, yeh… yeh toh… meri Maa hai." Uski awaaz mein ab bhi thodi jhijhak thi.
"Aur kya?" maine uske kandhe par haath rakha. "Isme kya galat hai? Maa bhi toh aurat hai. Aur jawan aurat ko nanganahaate hue dekhna toh sabko pasand hota hai. Tu toh uska beta hai, isme kya galat hai?" Maine usko samjhane ki koshish ki, uske andar ki jhijhak ko todne ki. "Ye toh normal hai, bhai. Tera jism bhi toh jawan ho raha hai. Isme sharm kaisi?"
Saath Mein Nahan Ka Nazara
Meri baatein sunkar Sunny thoda sehuj hua. Usne phir se Prema Mami ki taraf dekha, par is baar uski aankhon mein sharm kam aur bhookh zyada thi.
"Dekh, Sunny," maine kaha, "Yeh koi galat baat nahi hai. Ye toh kudrat hai. Hum mard hain, aur auraton ko dekhna hamari fitrat hai. Khaas kar jab woh itni raseeli ho aur puri nangi ho." Maine Prema Mami ki taraf ishara kiya, jo ab sabun laga rahi thi, aur unke bharpur chooche sabun ke jhaag mein chamak rahe the, poore khule the.
Sunny ne meri taraf dekha. "Toh... toh aap bhi dekhte ho?"
"Bilkul, bhai," maine uski aankhon mein dekhte hue kaha. "Aur ab tu bhi dekh. Saath mein dekhte hain."
Maine Sunny ko apne kareeb kiya, aur hum dono ne ek saath Prema Mami ko nahaate hue dekhna shuru kiya. Prema Mami, jo apne aap mein magan thi, unhe zara bhi andaaza nahi tha ki unka beta (Sunny) aur unka bhatija (Arjun) unhe is haalat mein dekh rahe the.
"Mami ke mote chooche sabun ke jhaag mein masalte hue, unke bharpur hips hilte hue, aur paani ki awaaz… sab kuch mere andar ki aag ko aur badha raha tha. Sunny bhi ab poori tarah se is nazare mein kho chuka tha. Uski saansein tez thi, aur uske chehre par ab sharm ki jagah sirf hawas thi. Hum dono wahan khade the, ek maulvi aur uske chele ki tarah, apni Maa (bhabhi) ko, jo ghar ki tradition aur sabhyata ka prateek thi, nanga dekhte hue."
Sunny Ka Pehla Ikraar: Apni Maa Ke Liye
"Arjun bhaiya," Sunny ne dheere se kaha, uski awaaz mein ek ajeeb si jhijhak aur uttejna thi, "Mujhe… mujhe apni Maa (Prema Mami)… achhi lagti hain." Usne apni nazarein jhuka li.
Maine uske kandhe par haath rakha. "Achhi lagti hain, ya kuch aur Sunny?" maine use tease karte hue poocha.
Sunny ne ek gehri saans li aur phir se Prema Mami ke bathroom ki taraf dekha, jahan ab roshni band ho chuki thi. "Bhaiya… jab woh chalti hain na, toh unki moti gaand aur bharpur hips… unki saree mein aise hilte hain… aur jab woh ghar ke kaam karti hain, toh unke mote chooche blouse se ubhre hue… dil karta hai bas dekhta hi rahun." Uske chehre par ab sharm nahi, balki ek gehri pyaas thi. "Aur jab woh naha rahi thi… main… main khud ko rok nahi paya."
"Isme kya burai hai, Sunny?" maine use aur uksaate hue kaha. "Teri Maa 44-38-44 figure ki hai, ekdum raseeli. Aurat hai woh bhi, aur jawan mard ki nazar toh jaayegi hi."
Arjun Ka Raaz: Sabhya Maa Ka Aakarshan
Meri baatein sunkar Sunny thoda aur khul gaya. Usne meri taraf dekha, uski aankhon mein ek sawal tha. "Aap… aap bhi…?"
Maine ek halki si muskaan di, wahi meri har rishta todne wali muskaan. "Bilkul, bhai," maine kaha, "Har mard apni Maa ko auraton ki nazar se dekhta hai. Woh bhi toh ek aurat hai. Meri Maa (Sabhya Singh Rajput), woh bhi 44-38-44 figure ki hai, ekdum bharpur. Uski brahmand gaand aur tarbooz jaise boobs… woh toh gaon mein sabki nazar mein rehti hai."
Sunny ki aankhein badi ho gayi. "Sach mein, Bhaiya?"
"Haan, bhai," maine uski aankhon mein dekhte hue kaha. "Aur main toh bachpan se use dekhta aaya hoon. Uski chal, uski hansi, aur ab toh gaadi mein bhi… woh Ranveer ki godi mein baithi thi… aur uske khule blouse ke button… main janta hoon wahan kya hua hoga." Meri awaaz mein ek ajeeb sa ehsaas tha, jealousy aur chahat ka mel.
"Yeh baatein karte hue, bhai, hum dono ke andar ki aag aur badh gayi thi. Hum dono ek dusre ko samajh rahe the, kyunki humari chahatein ek jaisi thi. Do jawan mard, apni hi Maaon ki taraf aakarshit. Yeh nanihaal ka mahaul ab aur bhi garam ho chuka tha. Hum dono ke liye ab Prema Mami aur Sabhya Maa, sirf rishte mein Maa nahi thi, balki jism ki pyaas bujhane ka ek zariya bhi thi."
