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Update-724(Noida)
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724

Humlog Delhi mein kaam Vinay ko sonpke nikale Noida k liye Noida bhi South Delhi election mein bahot important tha..

Sam- Noida ka scene samjha toh..

Main- Noida mein apna ek Banda hai Nasir ,local gangster hai celebrity type...Kaafi naam chalta hai uska udhar or uska dhanda usko obviously Yamuna k iss side delhi mein bhi le aata hai toh influence yahaan bhi bahot hai uska specially border k wards mein jisme se 2 wards humaari South Delhi k hain.. Badarpur Or dusara Jaitpura.. Ye area waise toh Balvant k logon ka hai or yahaan Councillor bhi Balvant ki party k he hain..Lekin obviously yaa toh Nasir k under honge wohlog , yaa uske sath honge yaa usase paise lete honge ya detey honge kyunki Dono he area mein dhanda karna hai Nasir ko toh ab woh ye dono councillors ko humaare sath jodega or ye wards bahot bade wards hain like dono k voters milaake almost 1.75 lakh votes hotey hain jo South Delhi k total voters ka almost 8% hai ..Or ye literally humaare opposition k 8% votes hain jinhe hum laa shaktey hain.. Kyunki Delhi mein log MP kon hai usko nahi jaantey woh yaa toh party ko jaante hain yaa apne Councillors ko jaante hain ab humaari party kaa naam pure India ko pata hai or councillors hum khareed lenge ..Bus simple...In dono wards se agar 1 lakh log bhi vote daalenge naa toh 80000 seedhe humaare .80000 votes bhenchood bahot hotey hain..

Sam- Bahot jyaada...But agar ye do councillors nahi maane toh..

Main- Aise kaise nahi maanenge bhenchood maine Cabinet Ministers ko mana liya tha ye toh do kodi k councillors he hain.. Bhenchood gand mein bandukk daalke haan karwaunga..

Sam- Hell yeah...Dekha issliye teri politics entertaining hai..You just don't give a fuck..

Humlog Nasir k addey par pohanchey jo ek warehouse cum ghar tha jiske bahaar he mill Gaya woh or uske kuch aadmi jaatey he usne pair chuwe mere ..

Nasir- Kya loge bhai ??Chaaye ?Coffee ?Juice ??

Main- Paani bus...Or jaldi aake baith baat karni hai ..

Nasir - Aao bhai..

Nasir akela he humaare sath baitha ..

Main- Abe Tere bagal mein election horahe hain or tu kuch nahi kar raha...

Nasir- Kya karun bhai ??Vinay bada aadmi hai usko humaari jarurat nahi hai or uske khilaaf support karenge toh woh waise bandukk uthaake aa jaaega..

Main- Bhosdk kon bola jarurat nahi hai..

Nasir- Bhai Vinay ne aajtak seedhe munh baat nahi ki kabhi mujhse or uske pass paisa ,seat ,party or aap ho toh usse humaari kya jarurat..

Main- Jarurat hai be.. Mujhe jarurat hai teri..

Nasir- Aap toh hukkum karo bhai aapko naa thodi hai..

Main- Ye Badarpur Or Jaitpur tera area haina..

Nasir- Mostly haan..Pura nahi hai but 90% mera hai baaki ek aadh local gundey hain woh dekhte hain ,main panga nahi leta already kaafi hai..

Main- Toh ye dono ward k Councillors ko jaanta hoga tu..

Nasir - Bilkul bhai ek toh apna chela hai or dusari apni jaankaar hai..

Main- Kitani jaankaar ??

Nasir - Bahot bhai . Election k time mein main first sponsor tha dono ka .

Main- Apne under aaenge.

Nasir- Aapke under kon nahi aaega bhai kamaal kartey ho..

Main- I mean iss election mein caahiye wohlog...Balvant k juttey k niche se votes nikaalne hai..

Nasir- Ohh samjha bhai... Ghusspait karni hai..

Main- Yes..

Nasir - Chinta he matt karo bhai..Woh dono jo main bolunga wohi karenge or main jo aap bologe woh karunga..

Main- Paisa bhi hai khaali order nahi hai .

Nasir- Fir toh naa karne ka sawaal he paida nahi hota bhai unka..

Main- Kitane mein bikk jaaenge .

Nasir- 30-40 lakh ..

Main- 1 crore per diye ..or 1 crore tujhe agar tu mana lega toh unko...

Nasir- 1 crore...bhai 1 crore mein manaaney ki jarurat he nahi hai..Or bhai unko he dedo main aapse Paisa leke kahaan jaaunga bhalla...

Main- Toh orr kuch maangle ..

Nasir- Bus bhai Jaitpur or Badarpur mein dhanda chalta rahe ..

Main- Jo abhi karta hai wahi sab befaltu bakchodi nahi..

Nasir- Arrey bhai aapke raaj mein galat kaam thodi karunga ..

Main- Done..Dono se mill jaake mere naam se ..Bol 3 crore per head denge dono ko ..1-1 crore tum rakho or baaki 2 crore k votes laake do mujhe...beshak bhenchood Note udaao yaa daru udaao mujhe vote caahiye...

Nasir- 3 crore mein toh dono ward aapki jholi mein daal dunga bhai..

Main- Good...Jitane ho shake votes dalwaane hain posters or banners se dhakk do dono wards ko, ghar ghar jaake hath jodo yaa kuch bhi Karo ..Voting k din bhenchood tu dono ward dekhega woh ... Bhenchood gharse uthaa uthaa k vote dalwaane leke jaana hai bimaar hai toh ambulance mein leke jaao laalachi hai toh paise deke leke jaao nashedi hai toh nasha deke leke jaao ,jiddi hai toh pistol gand mein daalke leke jaao ..
Nasir - Bandey bhej dunga bhai aap chinta he nahi karo..

Main - Bandey nahi tu khud jaana bhosdk..

Nasir- Uthaa lenge bhai police wale..

Main- Acha bhosdk fir main kya gand marwane baitha hun..Aise kaise uthaa lenge .

Nasir- Bus aapka hath sir par hai toh main polling booth mein AK47 leke baithunga bhai..

Main- Tu caahe bhosdk Grenades leke baithana bus media k saamne nahi aana baaki tu kuch bhi kar...Tujhe Mera moto pata hai gareeb ,majburr or ladies ko kuch karna nahi baaki maa chudaaye ..

Nasir- Bilkul bhai..

Main- Tu aaj ye kaam karwa or kalse suru ho jaaein wohlog aisa bol...Or obviously unhe ye bataane ki jarurat nahi hai ki mujhe dhoka diya toh results kya honge..

Nasir- Bhai aapko dhoka Dene ki aukaat nahi hai unki...Baal bache waale log hain aapke naam se he mutt denge..

Main- Good..Lag jaa kaam par...

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Update-725(South Delhi Almost Done)
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725

Nasir ko kaam samjhaake main waapis Delhi k liye nikala jahaan Vinay ne councillors ko ikkatha kar rakha tha .Ab raaste mein he mera phone baja or caller kaa naam dekh mujhe jhatka laga kyunki Call Sonia Arya ka tha.. Bhenchood isko kya caahiye..

Main- Hello Madam..

Sonia - Hello Sir..Aap toh yaad kartey nahi toh socha hum he yaad kar lein..

Main- tumhe toh pata he hai yaar meri life ka ,yaad karne ka kahaan sans lene ka time nahi milta .But tum yaad karo yaa main yaad karun ek he baat hai..

Sonia- Yeah woh toh hai..

Main- Toh boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki..

Sonia - Aapne bahot karlee sewa ab humein bhi moka do..

Main- Sewa toh tumne bhi bahot ki hai..

Sonia - Hehehe...Woh sewa mere liye bhi toh thi..

Main- True..

Sonia - Actually i was calling ki By-election chal rahe hain right or tumhari party fight kar rahi hai kaafi seats par...

Main- Yeah..

Sonia- Tumne mujhe kya kahaa tha ki party k liye loyal rahun or help karun party ki..

Main- Yes..

Sonia- Or ab election k time tumne yaad bhi nahi kiya mujhe..

Main- Arrey tumhaare laayak koi kaam he nahi tha yaar warna jarur batata ..

Sonia- Fir bhi kuch toh karungi main ,tumne itana sab kiya for me ab aahista aahista woh sab return bhi toh karna padega..

Main- Sure if you say so kya karna hai tumhe ??

Sonia- I mean come on AP India ki richest women bana diya tumne mujhe mere pass paise k alawa hai he Kya , obviously paisa bahot important hai election k liye toh I'm happy to contribute..

Main- Sonia abhi toh Paisa bahot hai election mein tumhe next election mein yaad karunga .

Sonia- Arrey next mein firse karna don't worry about it mere paise khatam thodi ho rahe hain.. Please i insist...Or election mein paise kabhi bahot nahi hotey itana toh jaanti hun main Politics k baare mein..Or i know the tricks Sukesh ne sab sikha rakha hai mujhe all cash safe and sound pohanchwa dungi main..

Main- OK Ok..

Sonia- Kitane karwaaun bolo...

Main- Jo tumhari marji ??

Sonia- So by elections hain toh How does 50 crore sound ??

Main- Bahot jyaada hain ...Itane matt karo..

Sonia- Perfect... Location do main bhijwa deti hun..

Main- Suno...Sonia it's too much..

Sonia- AP main kuch nahi sunungi send me the address.. Please let me help..

Main- OK ok..Thanks a lot..

Sonia- anything for you..

Main- See you soon..

Sonia- I'm waiting for that day , desperately..

Call disconnected..

Main- Bhenchood..50 crore degayi be ..

Sam- Kon ??

Main- Sonia Arya...

Sam- Ye kon ??

Main- Ab Sukesh arya ki biwi.. Billionaire..Richest Woman in india...

Sam- Abe woh maal...Teri setting..

Main- Yeah..

Sam- Waah bc...Fifty fucking crore..

Main- Gajab...Main bhull gaya tha isko toh be..Ye toh moujj ho gayi bhenchood...Sirsa ka budget double karwa denge isme toh...Maa chod dunga Sudha k londey ki...

Ye sachmein gajab baat thi bhenchood 50 crore yun he mill gaye they or maine Turant Jatin ko call karke sabhi 200 gaon ka budget double karwa diya 60 lakh per gaon kardiye 50 crore isne diye and baaki 70 crore main laga raha tha ...Hell yeah..Mera kaam thoda saa or easy hogaya tha..

Ab main seedha Vinay k pass pohancha shyaam ko usne Councillors ko bulwa rakha tha or 20 kaa bola tha usne but jaankaari nikaalke total 23 Councillors ko le aaya tha woh or 2 ko main le aaya tha yaani 37 mein se 25 Wards humaare under they filhaal or 25 bhi badhiya wards badhiya population waale wards ,so almost 75% votes they humaare pass or baaki 12 wards mein bhi itana toh naam hai he humaara..Ab Councillors ko thoroughly search karke andar aane Diya Gaya phone wone sab bahaar rakhwaaye and fir main milla unse maine unhe deal di unhe paisa samjhaaya unhe unka kaam samjhaya unka hissa samjhaaya kaise paisa lagaana hai woh samjhayaa and jeetne k baad unko kya faayda honge woh bataaya and ye kaam nahi kar paaye woh toh kya hoga woh bataaya maine..Or obviously sablog samjh gaye samjhtey kyun nahi bhenchood itana faayda horaha tha unka ki kabhi socha nahi hoga unhone ...Like kissi ne socha bhi nahi even kuch ne ye kaha ki deal on hai toh woh 3-4 or Councillors ko jaante hain jo meri chattar chaaya mein aake khuss honge .Maine dono hath kholke welcome karne ko bola unka..Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi kyuki yahaan main safe tha toh main khullam khulla kaam karwa raha tha beshak balvan family ko pata chale i don't care jo jo aana caahta hai aajaao humaare sath .Paise meeting k baad he bantwa diye maine unki Gaadiyaan yahaan se he mere banner k niche gayi toh roukaney waala koi tha nahi... Meeting khatam kartey kartey shyaam k 6 baj gaye they or ab humein nikalna tha wapis Sirsa k liye kyunki yahaan kaa almost 90% kaam hogaya tha or baaki ka 10% end mein karwaaunga uski jarurat nahi hai abhi... jarurat abhi Sirsa mein thi Sirsa mein kaafi kuch positive chal raha tha kaafi uppar uth rahe they humlog or kal subah 200+ gaon k heads k sath meeting k baad toh hum bhenchood 50-50 waali situation mein aa shaktey hain...But 50 par nahi rukkne waala main no no itana risk nahi leta main I want to win clearly koi risk nahi bhenchood election mein kab kya ho jaaye kissi ko nahi pata even mujhe bhi nahi toh better safe than sorry.

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Super dhamakedar update bhai

 

[spritemathews]

Awesome updates

 

[Abhinav Thakur]

Great Update AP Bhai